Hobo Johnson - You & the Cockroach (Official Animated Music Video)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ย. 2019
- New album 'The Fall of Hobo Johnson' out now.
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Director: Geoffrey C Knecht
Animated by: Millennium Death Cult / @millenniumdeathcult
Lyrics:
Okay, picture this… There’s this cold floating rock, right? And at the bottom of the rock there’s this ocean. At the bottom of the ocean there’s these lil’ teeny amoeba, right? And after millions of years these amoeba, they start turning into fish and swimming around. I don’t know how it works, but it does.
So these amoeba, right, amoeba fish are swimming around until one day one of these fish was like, “You know what? I fucking hate the ocean. It sucks, it’s cold, it’s wet, I’m done. I am done.”
So he grabs these fuckin’ little things, they’re called hands and feet and he connects them to his body and he crawls out of this ocean, right. And when he gets onto the bank, guess what he sees… He looks around he sees a…female fish and she’s beautiful, oh my god, stunning.
So they talk, they talk for a few days, and they start, ya know, after a few days they start mashing parts (MASHING PARTS), ’cause that’s what happens, right? So they mash parts and then all these babies get born. And after millions of years these babies shed their scales, shed their fins, until they start standing up right. And one day they fuckin’ - their brains get so big that they understand these really scary concepts and one of the concepts is that they’re going to… (DIE)… And what’s scarier than knowing you’re gonna die?… Nothing, to me.
So one day this guy’s like, you know what, I’m gonna create something that makes me not afraid of dying, right? So he comes up with it and it’s actually called this thing that you may know as, it’s called (RELIGION) and this religion causes a bunch of (CONFLICT) conflict. Bang, bang, bang. That’s literally what it sounds like.
So with all of this (CONFLICT) they understand they need some orders to create this thing called (GOVERNMENT) to keep each other in line, but guess what? It actually doesn’t happen like that. Guess what it creates? It creates a bunch more (CONFLICT).
Oh my god! And out of all this conflict arises a president and this president is orange. He’s got orange hair, it’s parted to the side. It looks really dumb. He’s chubby and he’s got little sausage fingers. They look like lil’ smokies. I personally love little smokies.
Either way, he starts arguing with this leader on the other side of the world. He’s got a bowl cut. He’s similarly pudgy. He’s got sausage fingers too. I don’t know what it is with guys with sausage fingers, but it messes their minds up, right? So they start bickering like little children. One day the guy with orange hair is just like, “Ya know what, I’m gonna fucking gonna do it. I gotta small dick, I ain’t got nothing to lose.” So he gets his thing, he presses the button, and shit goes -
B-B-B-BANG BANG *******
So what’s the only thing that survives a nuclear war? Everyone say it on five…
1, 2, 3, 4… 5
(COCKROACHES)
So the cockroaches are really small but after billions of years they start getting bigger. Then one day they start losing their fuckin’ shells, and losing their fuckin’ antennas. And then they fuckin’- brains get so big they understand these really scary concepts. And the concepts that they’re going to (DIE). But guess what they don’t want to die so they create this new thing called (RELIGION) but it creates a newer thing called (CONFLICT) so they need to protect each other so they create (GOVERNMENT) but then it creates even more (CONFLICT).
OH MY GOD!
Then out of the conflict arises this fucking president and he’s a cockroach. He’s a little small boy. And he gets really fuckin’ insecure about his place in the world.
Ha ha ha… Classic. So he finds some guy to project onto and they start bickering and he bickers and bickers. Other guy’s like, “Fuck you!” The other guy’s like, “Fuck you, mother fucker!”
But he has to go to his top cockroach scientist because guess what, nukes don’t fuckin’ work on cockroaches. It bounces off them like…a soft ocean breeze.
So the president, fuckin’, he’s like, “Okay, I’m gonna do it.” So he devises a new missile, he talks to his top cockroach scientist. Imagine that - a big human-like cockroach with a lab suit with glasses on. Haha…
So he fuckin’ tells him, he’s like, “We need a missile that kills cockroaches.”
So the scientist is like, “Okay, I got it. It’s gonna be a missile and on the end of the missile, instead of a nuke.. It’s one giant, president, it’s a giant, it’s a giant……”
*******
Shoot. Classic, classic, classic, classic, classic…
I mean, I mean, we just tryin’ to chill. We didn’t come here to show off or like, floss our shit or anything like that. We just came to chill and have fun. And I guess, that’s what life’s all about. Let’s go… - เพลง
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Why does this feel like one of those interdimensional cable shows you'd see on Rick and Morty
Because it’s animated, weird, a little deep and feels improvised
Spot on
The grabbing arms and attaching them part is also reminiscent of Pickle Rick
i think we’re all here for one thing
MASHING PARTS
The way this is drawn makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable.
Man up ya pussy
Steven Crow yeah what he said
Someone hates 2000’s style animation
@@abby__7867 that is not early 2000s what cartoons did you watch, all this is, is motion tweens its lazy
FlamingBlueLocust its literally all tweeting, love Hobo Johnson but this is kind of trash animation
just let this man write a netflix cartoon already
I would love to see him do a drunken history 😆
Very much agreed
I would watch every season
🙋♀️🙋♀️I support this idea
He wants to write a musical
So I wasn’t high before I watched this, but I definitely am now .
The video has been going on for 7 hours help
Joaquin Castañeda me too bro! And I only just a couple of sprays of nicotine Mouth sprays lol! 😝
That's because you smoked a fatty while watching...
Quit saying Hobo smokes weed
so I've memorized this whole thing...
what do I do with the information-
Preach it
Now you go into the world and educate everyone. Good luck 👍
Make a kahoot
lol
Go to tik tok
I thought to myself yesterday: this would make a great animated music video (yah the drawings are wierd but so is Hobo J. and it's cool)
He's definitely weird. But I'm weird so that's okay.
vlad davidescu I love the drawings !
This man needs to get in touch with Adult Swim at all costs
I had a dream like this one time. I woke up screaming.
McKenzie Church damn Frank is secretly Hypno
"A soft ocean breeze"
I actually really liked the art style, it's gritty and I think it plays against the humour really well whilst being a good match for the underlying dark truth behind the lyrics. Love it!
It like a bad acid trip but good
It's like a bad acid trip but good
If you like this art style you'd love salad fingers 😖 it's kinda same art but more ... Different.
I could have gone my whole life without this but I’m glad I didn’t
Getting high and watching this with no context is quite an experience.
How do you know what thats like?
“ I’m done ........... I AM DONE”
- Fish person hobo Johnson
I have not stopped listening to this album. It’s my favorite he’s done so far. It’s just really great
Eli Schoppe-Fischer he’s only made 2 albums
Big Brother’s Dad And? Him making two albums has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that it’s my favorite one he has done. Tf
I didn’t expect him to go so hard
Looks like something adult swim would do
bruh i leaned more with this god song than i will ever learn in school.
Stay in school kid
thats bad
Wow, you truly are a moron
A testament to just how poor our education system is.
I have watched my fair share of horror films and this has to be the scariest thing I have ever seen.
I've watched a bunch of live performances of this song, and every single time the lyrics change 😆. I love it!
My favorite part is when he say “I’ve got a small I don’t got nothing to lose”
That speaks volumes about you, my friend... volumes.
Call it Hobo Johnson's Schoolhouse Rock explicit version.
Hobo Johnson is all a fever dream
What's wrong with a good fever pitch?
It’s supposed to look a little grimy, guys. Love it.
Yup
I forgot about the period in time where every musician with more than a thousand streams was under the impression the US and Korea were “definitely definitely going to totally like break out into like nuclear war and stuff.”
Man I love this one and Frank I fricken love you
i guess i needed this in my life
This dude was definitely on acid making this whole album
what acid you be taking?
Probably burned down a whole forest of trees making this
I wanna go to the Seattle show but its a Wednesday and a school night :(
Parker R fuck school
honestly dude, sneak out and go there, some experiences are more important than school
Parker R At least your not in Australia
fuck school
Parker R Go, dont miss the show of your life cuz a few paperworks or whatever, you will regret it I wish I could go to a concert, forget about school that day and just enjoy the moment in the show you wont regret it
My ex showed me this. Said it reminded her of the way I think. Once I lost her I left all deeper thought and philosophical ideas. Been empty since. It's so weird. Used to love the ocean and stars and think about the deeper things in life. Now the days just pass. Idk how to fix this. Idk how to close that chapter and get back to me. It's been years and it still seems like yesterday. Wild. Yall cherish what ya got. Things end. Love yall
So freakin weird. Keep creating, weird is a good aesthetic
a terrifying and amusing assessment
Excuse me Mr. Johnson it is 5 in the morning I can not handle this right now
orange man bad we get it
Imagine this mixed with _History of the Entire World I Guess_ by Bill Wurtz.
this feels oddly relatable
hearing this song for the first time, this is EXACTLY how I pictured this music video and im BEYOND HAPPY!
Yesss this is exactly how I pictured a music video for this lmao
You know, I kept thinking this song needed an animated video and today I looked it up... and this is absolutely everything I hoped it would be
i remember hearing this on his tour last year, could never find it - it was unreleased. crazy ykno
I was SO excited for this! :D primarily for the animation of Donald and Kim.
Omg this is great I can’t wait to show my mom hahahaha she’s my only friend :(
There's nothing wrong with your mother being your best friend
I love the way the fish blinks 😂😂
This might be my favorite song on the album.
Keep it up
seems about as accurate as the official evolution story lol
I can't believe I haven't discovered you sooner bro you're fire, love the story telling
This EXACTLY what I wanted this video to be while listening I was literally thinking about it the other day
ive been waiting for the video for this one! its here!
Bro this shits wild to watch while you're high AF.... thank you hobo for this
This was the first Hobo Johnson song I ever heard
i love this song sm lmaooo and the video makes it better 😂
How am I just seeing this now...pure art. THE best video I've seen in years.
Today I was listening to the song and I actually wondered if you were going to release e music video for it
You sang this at Flog Gnaw last year!!! I can't believe it's barely getting a music video. Thank you for the memories at Flog Gnaw btw.
Omg yes. I didnt know I needed a video to this song until this arrived. Thank you lol
“What survives nukes?”
“Twinkie-“
“COCKROACHES”
Oh yeah, cockroaches that’s right.
Love you're music man
This is why I love Hobo Johnson.
I personally love little smokies
Oh my god I’ve been waiting for this since release
So entertaining. 😄
Always giving us something awesome 💚
Got strong Rick and Morty vibes from this. They should do a collab
Why before I watched this video I would just listen to it normally but now every time I listen I’m gonna start laughing because of the drawings in this :)
This was a wild ride man
this guy should be a comedian, this is legitimately funny
Your a creative dude Hobo Johnson, I’m ready for your tv series!
i love this so much more than a lot of music videos out there
Love this style of animation!
Man i love your music!!! I hope to see you in Boston in NOV!!!!
Wow so true thanks hobo for your music it means alote to me
Kinda seems like a rap, but also a rant from a podcast or something with some solid musical accompaniment ... Either way, I love it hahaha
It's like a beautiful trainwreck that I cant stop looking at..I am so unsure if I love hobo Johnson or am just fascinated by them
Frank deserves a lot more popularity then he has and it’s sad.
Like I usually have a hard time liking all of an artists songs and I’m obsessed with all of his songs and that’s a lot.
Yooooo I been looking for a music video for this song for a HOT MINUTE
I’m so glad this finnaly got animated
dude this is awesome so proud of u, hopefully see u in sac
Finally he's about to come to Louisiana and I'm broke...great
Edit: also it's on a school night
Love the new video!!!
Yassssssssss. More jams, and trippy videos.
my 2 year old loves you so much frank , she loved this video too lol
this is dope
Hobo out here creating art like none other today. Props
Last night you guys KILLLLLLED it at stubbs and this song was amazing. I appreciate having found you, just wish I would have sooner.
He listened to our prayers
We've been waiting so long for this video 😫
love!love!love!
That was so trippy... And excellent.
Very creative props to the artist!
I spent 4 months trying to remember who this was or what song it was.. I happen to be searching for a brand name hobo and as soon as I typed it in I exclaimed "THATS IT! HOBO GUY WITH THE LIFE SONG" 🤣
1:46 I personnaly love little smokeys
SEE YOU IN MICHIGAN AAAAH. I GOT TICKETS FOR MY BIRTHDAY YESTERDAY WOOOO
Coudln't have made a better video, absolutely fantastic!
Oh my god. *stunning*
soft ocean breeze
I was gonna ask what you guys were on when you made this but honestly I don't wanna know
straight love from the Philippines🇵🇭❤️
This is how i pictured it when I head the song! Great animation
This is the best comment I've ever seen
I love this art style! ❤️❤️❤️
this video needs to hurry up and get its views in the millions
i needed this.
I’ve been waiting for this