"No cap" was fucking nuts dude, one of the best improvised puns I've ever seen. Good on you for recognizing its genius in the moment and calling it out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sammy look anything close to confused, this entire video was hilarious though lol. Like the politest collective interrogation you could possibly imagine.
@OxidusMagicus-c9v what does religion have to do with occupation anyways? And you probably look in the east of Groningen province or something? Plenty of muslim professionals in all subjects nowadays. And many Muslims have simply bought a house instead, like most people ;)
@@IQ_SIX_PROYou are absolutely right. But I live in a town surrounded by a lot of other villages and in the last years the Muslim and Christian refugees came here. And now these towns could see the migration problems and that helped Wilders too
Two old Jews walking past a Catholic church boasting a billboard which reads: “Convert to Catholicism now and get $1,000 in cash.” “You wait here,” David tells Samuel, “I’m going in.” A short time later, David comes out. “That’s it. I’ve converted.” “Did you get the money?” asks Samuel. “is that’s all you people think about?” retorts David. .
@@SammyObeidComedy Do you know where, which club, you will perform? I write it in my agenda and will come to see you. Freedom & justice for 🇵🇸 Blessings and stay safe 🙏🏽
1... What do you call a mushroom who buys you drinks.... A fungi to be with. 2... Use the mushroom growing principle to deal with the electorate.... Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em bullshit...😅 Maybe I should stich to the day job. Saoirse don Phalestine 🇵🇸 From Ireland 🇮🇪
@@SammyObeidComedyOoh, I'll be looking for that announcement! As you know, we've had some 'issues' in Amsterdam (and, as a consequence, an even more polarised political discourse) , since last you visited.....
@@kirstymiller9332 that's where I live - so I could only hope, hey? 🤗 I think so many cities in NZ would love to connect and see Sammy and Bassem. Both for their comedy and their politics 💖 If they want to have bit of a break too its summer here now and the exchange rate $ would be double great for them...
@@kirstymiller9332 that's where I am 🤗 wow small world on TH-cam! I would have fingers crossed for that. I reckon most cities in NZ would love Sammy and Bassem. Not to mention their politics too 🥰
@@seraphinajadeitethe top part of the mushroom 🍄 is called a cap. The audience was saying they eat the stem. So he was doing a play on words by saying it is no “cap” in that they don’t eat the cap of the mushroom AND “no cap” is slang for “no lie”. lol hope that helps
I really admire you for doing what is really important work--using humor to talk about serious subjects that often are not really funny. It's art, it's therapy, and it can sometimes break down barriers and make a difference. This is the worst timeline...I wish you could do a successful tour in the Confederated Levantine States of Israel and Palestine and make Jews and Palestinians howl with laughter and slap each other's backs affectionately. But there are little corners of the world where we can laugh and cry together as friends who have each other's backs. Thanks for helping to make them.
Your right, that is the good parts of that ideology, if we could take that part and combine it with the best part of capitalism (fee treade and proberty rights) and then remove all corruption and nepotism, I think we have something to build on.
Truffels are magic mushrooms that grow underground instead of above ground wich makes them legal for some reason, they're basicly the same thing as paddos. Hollandia or Mexicana truffels are as potent as paddos. Truffels are industrialy mass produced/grown in the Netherlands and sold in smartshops around the country.
The truffle is the mycelium that grows underground instead of sprouting a mushroom. It's the same thing, but they taste awful and you need to eat like 15g of it for a mild mushroom trip. You can make a tea with it. Easier but still tastes awful. Like ransid cashews
I lived in Germany for 3 years. During that time, I went to Amsterdam and smoked a blunt, like I was smoking a cigarette. I ended up having a laughing fit! 😂
You work these hard crowds incredibly well. Half of the people there feet like they were sent to your show as a form of punishment lmao International comedians have their work cut out for them, so keep up the good work!
Some people are so self centered that when they’re uncomfortable they automatically act like eeeevrybody is uncomfortable and that guy from the “read the room” bit was the epitome of it
The reason "truffles" (sclerotia) can be sold is because they're not harvested yet, so technically it is a grow kit - even though it's ready for immediate harvest. Can't really do the same for "mushrooms" (fruit bodies) because the time window for harvesting them is short, hours to maybe a few days. They do sell mushroom grow kits too, but those will require a few weeks of care before fruiting.
The exhale at the end 😂😂😂 I feel like the crowd work was even more exhausting for him than when he had a bunch of Zios at his show 😭 Also looking forward for you to come to Munich again!
It's just the stuff they're shouting out is too specific. He has plenty of material but always does a regular slot of asking the audience -it's called participation . This was a tough crowd and the culture difference was too great.
oh man when were you in Sweden? Would love to see the crowdwork since swedes are usually very quiet and keep to themselves. Also the comment about being proud of being a swede is spot on lol
4:50 Wow... Not from shrooms or truffels girl. The chance of someone falling through a window because they are drunk is bigger lol. What she is talking about is harddrugs like Flakka.
Free shitty joke: could have added a final recall at the end about the show bombing or something like 911, but really great job, we in the EU (italy here) are very new to this style of crowd comedy from a "crowd etiquette" point of view. Also if we get an American comedian or artist is like a once in a lifetime thing so we just go nuts of that lol
"No cap" was fucking nuts dude, one of the best improvised puns I've ever seen. Good on you for recognizing its genius in the moment and calling it out.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Sammy look anything close to confused, this entire video was hilarious though lol. Like the politest collective interrogation you could possibly imagine.
he's basically exposing how stupid drug laws are.
They are pragmatic. They evolved in a time when the whole world was mad at the country for its laidback approach to drugs.
@@OxidusMagicus-c9v in that case you probably suffer of selective perception
@OxidusMagicus-c9v what does religion have to do with occupation anyways? And you probably look in the east of Groningen province or something? Plenty of muslim professionals in all subjects nowadays. And many Muslims have simply bought a house instead, like most people ;)
@@IQ_SIX_PROYou are absolutely right. But I live in a town surrounded by a lot of other villages and in the last years the Muslim and Christian refugees came here. And now these towns could see the migration problems and that helped Wilders too
I see Sammy Obeid, I see 18 minutes, I click!
I click if it's only 1 minute 🙃
Exactly!! ❤
No cap was severely underrated here
I think it was majorly lost in translation- I, as a non native english speaker, did only catch it as he said that its his most clever joke on tour.
Tbf, he still pointed to an illegal part of the magic mushroom... the cap AND stem are illegal, but the underground roots and stuff is legal.
There is culture clash and then there is this, two cultures flying past each other's head😂
(in a flying saucer)
How is labelling Israel an Apartheid state just like a bad Zionist Dentist? It touches a nerve.
I see what you did there. 😊
If you talk to the wrong people about they run like they have q phobia for the dentist or resist you so much, it's like pulling teeth.😅
You may have a show
That’s witty af
Two old Jews walking past a Catholic church boasting a billboard which reads:
“Convert to Catholicism now and get $1,000 in cash.”
“You wait here,” David tells Samuel, “I’m going in.”
A short time later, David comes out. “That’s it. I’ve converted.”
“Did you get the money?” asks Samuel.
“is that’s all you people think about?” retorts David.
.
Half the room is microdosing truffels 😂
Crowd was ZOOTED 💀💀 the vibes were simultaneously v awkward & v good. Def tripping vibes lmaooo
Someone didn't watch the Steve Huges primer on Dutch audiences.
_"They won't boo, they just stare at you...._ make me laugh... _"_
Heckling is better -it gives a focus something to work from. These people were shouting out random topics- some not comedy material.at all
Just about to say this. “You are are doing this wrong” haha
“The nether…lands” 💀💀💀
The high netter....lands
please come back we miss you here in Amsterdam
April 19!!!
@@SammyObeidComedy ♥ Nice!!! Can't wait!!
@@SammyObeidComedy Do you know where, which club, you will perform? I write it in my agenda and will come to see you. Freedom & justice for 🇵🇸 Blessings and stay safe 🙏🏽
yo dont want muslism man he is a muslim he said ,
come to rotterdam please!!
Tourists jump out of windows in ibiza as well! Nothing like a British tourist doing some “balconing”! 🤣🤣🤣
Tbh this is the first time I see Sammy speechless trying to figure out what to say to a crowd that's been on truffles 😂
they were all muslims
“Are there hate crimes here?” Prescient, Sammy.✨👁️✨
He’s so clever. And lovable.
-Why is there less homelessness in Europe?
-Because of communism.
Quite funny
you can loop up homelessness per country and realise this is a myth europe keeps telling the world.
that had to be about the most frustrating and funny audience interaction ive seen you do lol
Yep, I was there, it was a weirdly tough crowd but I had fun
@@ayurka It's nowhere near as funny as his shows in the US but then that's his home crowd.
Yeah Dutch people are all over the place
Ahh... You are an Amsterdammer, or a fellow tourist? @@ayurka
Daily dose of Sammy keeps me from going nuts❤❤❤🙏🙏🙏☮️🍉🇵🇸😍
i have a feeling this one's special 😂
Wow I learned a lot about drug laws in the Netherlands 😂
Own use is allowed selling isnt easy.
@@SensitivityGames How is selling hard? INTERPUNCTION DUDE
@@marce4241 probably comes with heftier fines or sentences
1... What do you call a mushroom who buys you drinks....
A fungi to be with.
2... Use the mushroom growing principle to deal with the electorate....
Keep 'em in the dark and feed 'em bullshit...😅
Maybe I should stich to the day job.
Saoirse don Phalestine 🇵🇸
From Ireland 🇮🇪
😂😂😂😂😂 are you all on it? Ahahahaha
you are funny bro.!
to bad i couldn't attend your show :(
greetings from The Netherlands.!
I’ll be back in April
@@SammyObeidComedyOoh, I'll be looking for that announcement! As you know, we've had some 'issues' in Amsterdam (and, as a consequence, an even more polarised political discourse) , since last you visited.....
Yep, if you read the description: He noted that as his very motivation for uploading this. @@Albert-JanvanderWal
Yay!! That'll be my birthday treat!! GOTTA be there!!🫶🫶🫶
Love all your videos Sammy ❤ Keep up doing the good work 🤣🤣
You managed it so well it didn't feel like pulling teeth from this end.
You really pulled that off at the end 🦷
We saw you with Steve Hofstetter in Louisville a few months ago. You were hilarious!! I love this video!
Can watch this guy for hours.
Cant wait to see you cracking up... I mean cracking jokes up😅
the best pronunciation of Geert Wilders by an American of all time. The applause was genuine
At one point it wasn’t a standup show, it was a sitcom
Cause the comedians…were sitting
He is very smart
He tried REALLY hard for this one.
Sammy Obeid village tour 2025!
Yes, come by through!
Coheadlining: The Village People’s
Waiting dearly for your Video Sammy! Stay safe from the Zios, and Free Palestine!
Sammy is one intelligent comedian. Impressive!
Thanks Sammy. I'd love to see your next Amsterdam show!!
April 19!
Please come to NZ Sammy and bring Bassem with you! Viva Palestine. Also, just saying you're a damn awesome comedian! 💖❣💯
Oh yes and stop by in Perth with Bassam as well please! We need your comedy over here
@aiidaa92
I'm from Perth too, and I would look to them both ❤
When you say NZ, I hope you mean Dunedin 🤗✌️
@@kirstymiller9332 that's where I live - so I could only hope, hey? 🤗
I think so many cities in NZ would love to connect and see Sammy and Bassem. Both for their comedy and their politics
💖 If they want to have bit of a break too its summer here now and the exchange rate $ would be double great for them...
@@kirstymiller9332 that's where I am 🤗 wow small world on TH-cam! I would have fingers crossed for that. I reckon most cities in NZ would love Sammy and Bassem. Not to mention their politics too 🥰
That's me saying 'you can grow them yourself.' Are you proud my parents?
Too funny, please come to Malaysia, Sammy
"The pendulum swings"
I met an alien. He looked exactly like a human. First thing he said to me was “this is like a prison planet the way you guys are with your phones.”
Working hard for his money...and came through like a champ.
Long live Sammy
Free Palestine
ngl if u hadn't shown that mushroom top being removed i wouldn't have gotten the joke lol
I still didn’t get that joke … someone kindly explain
@@seraphinajadeitethe top part of the mushroom 🍄 is called a cap. The audience was saying they eat the stem. So he was doing a play on words by saying it is no “cap” in that they don’t eat the cap of the mushroom AND “no cap” is slang for “no lie”. lol hope that helps
@@RedLion502 thank you for explaining!
@ no problem 😉!
Tbf, it was said but misunderstood that its not the stem part of the magic mushroom thats legal, but the underground "roots" are legal
I really admire you for doing what is really important work--using humor to talk about serious subjects that often are not really funny. It's art, it's therapy, and it can sometimes break down barriers and make a difference. This is the worst timeline...I wish you could do a successful tour in the Confederated Levantine States of Israel and Palestine and make Jews and Palestinians howl with laughter and slap each other's backs affectionately. But there are little corners of the world where we can laugh and cry together as friends who have each other's backs. Thanks for helping to make them.
Sammy helps me laugh through all this world's horror whilst still on that topic. Refreshing!🫶🫶🫶 Thank you so much ya Sami!❤🇵🇸🍉
so smart. so very smart!!!
Actually the guy saying COMMUNISM was on point, without them we wouldn't have workers rights or social security.
Your right, that is the good parts of that ideology, if we could take that part and combine it with the best part of capitalism (fee treade and proberty rights) and then remove all corruption and nepotism, I think we have something to build on.
@@Uriel-Septim.trade and personal property have existed long before capitalism. Private property is a scourge
@@Uriel-Septim. The shortcomings of American antitrust laws (or free market as you called it) is the literal cause of why they're a corporatocracy.
Tough crowd
i learned a lot about the dutch tonight. thank you again, you are subtle and insidious, thats why utbe allows you
10:20 i love how he refers to wooden houses 😂😂 they would deffo be made of bricks, love how american he is ❣️
Netflix special! We need more of Sammy.
no cap was too good on god
When are you coming to Australia??? Perth specifically!
Please do we love you here ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Im so sad I worked when you came to Toronto - definitely prioritizing seeing you next time!
Come to Michigan ❤
He was just in Dearborn and Grand Rapids, Michigan.
That was one of the most confusing crowds.
Not to be trifling, sell us your magic, yet only working free, for they call it truffling.
the window thing happened once, and the guy was actually drunk.
Samsterdamned
“Not me, them” 😂
See Sammy, watch Sammy.❤❤❤❤❤
Thank you Brother!
I wish everyone was as level headed as you are.
We have special now ❤🎉
Truffels are magic mushrooms that grow underground instead of above ground wich makes them legal for some reason, they're basicly the same thing as paddos.
Hollandia or Mexicana truffels are as potent as paddos.
Truffels are industrialy mass produced/grown in the Netherlands and sold in smartshops around the country.
You should have asked about real truffles in Italy, that's where they mostly come from
The truffle is the mycelium that grows underground instead of sprouting a mushroom. It's the same thing, but they taste awful and you need to eat like 15g of it for a mild mushroom trip. You can make a tea with it. Easier but still tastes awful. Like ransid cashews
I once downed 30 grams. That was hard.
Tbf, ive only had magic mushrooms (skipped the truffles) but they taste awfull aswell. Downed it with "pudding"
Watching an LHC proton collision in slo-mo 😂
As a spoiled cannabis user from Canada the weed there is 10-15 year behind us. It’s also super expensive at most spots.
Amsterdam is a tourist trap. In Rotterdam you'll find better quality for a better price.
Yeah where did you go to what shop?
@@larsrademakers6070 maybe 15-20x different spots. I had to reduce my use while I was there so I wasn’t blowing through all my cash.
I lived in Germany for 3 years. During that time, I went to Amsterdam and smoked a blunt, like I was smoking a cigarette. I ended up having a laughing fit! 😂
You work these hard crowds incredibly well. Half of the people there feet like they were sent to your show as a form of punishment lmao
International comedians have their work cut out for them, so keep up the good work!
Saved those punch lines till the end 10/10
this audience is the essence of netherlands legal and bureaucratic systems.
Some people are so self centered that when they’re uncomfortable they automatically act like eeeevrybody is uncomfortable and that guy from the “read the room” bit was the epitome of it
Lol 😂 with the stem you flying low bro 😎
I did not know you was here in Amsterdam!! I wouldve definetly bought tickets sad
The reason "truffles" (sclerotia) can be sold is because they're not harvested yet, so technically it is a grow kit - even though it's ready for immediate harvest. Can't really do the same for "mushrooms" (fruit bodies) because the time window for harvesting them is short, hours to maybe a few days. They do sell mushroom grow kits too, but those will require a few weeks of care before fruiting.
The exhale at the end 😂😂😂 I feel like the crowd work was even more exhausting for him than when he had a bunch of Zios at his show 😭
Also looking forward for you to come to Munich again!
Wow! Fantastic as always. Thanks Sammy.
The crowd totally brought down your energy and also the sound system maybe wasn't great but i still enjoyed it thanks
The way he holds the mic 😂
Thanks for exposing the stupidity of your visitors 😂
Why is the mic blasted into oblivion lol it’s like I’m at a function from my youth and the uncles have screamed the microphone to smithereens
This crowd must be quite young, they seem to know very little about our own country. Damn!!
It's Amsterdam. It's filled with tourists and expats
It's either he's dense, or ran out of material, or is facing a crowd he's not used to.
He's anything but dense. He has 2 in degrees in Maths and was a teacher.
It's just the stuff they're shouting out is too specific. He has plenty of material but always does a regular slot of asking the audience -it's called participation . This was a tough crowd and the culture difference was too great.
😂😂😂 you are funny 😅😅😅
Hahaha greetings from Amsterdam ❌❌❌
Ty ❤
cant wait to watch, in the first few min it sounds like the mic needs turned downn or maybe held lower?
The truffels suck i miss the shrooms. Used to buy them in the shops back in the 90's that shit slaps
And as late as 2003. Yes, we used American Express to buy them in a shop. 😏
oh man when were you in Sweden? Would love to see the crowdwork since swedes are usually very quiet and keep to themselves. Also the comment about being proud of being a swede is spot on lol
Ya 3ami, every time they laughed I was like ALHAMDOLILAHH!!! I know you dont’t like this, but ALHAMDOLILAH!! Keep on going Sammy!!!!
This guy was in amsterdam? Damn, now im sad that i missed him.
4:50 Wow... Not from shrooms or truffels girl. The chance of someone falling through a window because they are drunk is bigger lol. What she is talking about is harddrugs like Flakka.
This is so funny
They have a peddle bike that can go 200kph.
It's enclosed
Free shitty joke: could have added a final recall at the end about the show bombing or something like 911, but really great job, we in the EU (italy here) are very new to this style of crowd comedy from a "crowd etiquette" point of view. Also if we get an American comedian or artist is like a once in a lifetime thing so we just go nuts of that lol
the root of their problems could also be too much roots from magic mushrooms
7:33 based af audience comment
Watching this after Liam payne jumped out the window 😬😬
for your info: Truffels suck, u need to buy growkits to grow decent shrooms for a nice trip.
If u take a ton of truffels, you just get stuck thinking in ur mind.