BLOOD ORANGES (FULL MINI SPECIAL)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ต.ค. 2024
- They took my oranges. They took my Tik Tok account. They took virginity. But they couldn't take you. Enjoy this short special shot in December '22 at the legendary Hollywood Improv. It's already peeled.
#standupcomedy #sammyobeid #politics
I feel like the crowd severely under-appreciated the stolen electron jokes. Those were incredible and just kept getting better.
It's an excellent joke! But a bit to niche for the general crowds. Those who know, would see the joke coming as soon as he sets it up, but could also predict it might not be picked up by most of the audience.
"And soon, you won't need to participate in another electron"
-Proton trump, 2024
As a non-american there are only a few comedians that make me actually laugh. You will be in the same league as Dave Chappelle and Russell Peters some day. Wish you the best
“SBF CEO of FTX” 😂
Classic
"SBF CEO of FTX", "WTF?"
@@chrisll3874Is this English? 😂
I just found him and love his comedy!!
Just rewatched you on Conan. I remember the jokes from when I saw it years ago. Don't stop uploading again, you are too good!
Amazing thanks so much and will do
You always make my day!
Please never stop doing comedy!
❤❤❤awww thank you and you got it
Amazing crowdwork.
A good way to end winter break ☺️
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i loved the electron jokes sm 😩✨‼️
pandji send me here, he's right youre f***in amazing.
Thank you so much, Joey!
Good comedy, Sammy is real smart.
Great as always!
Great as always!!
And just so you know, your show in November in the ominous DC corner store basement that was cut short will forever be one of my favorite comedy experiences 😄 keep it up!!
Hahaha mine too! I need to tell that whole story one day. See you soon I hope
Love watching your stuff!
Thank you Larissa!! ❤️
So entertaining! Love your humor!
This was great!😂
the blood oranges were the friends we made along the way
"Im the one thats late to work" perfect recovery.
True about the 💵 Billionaire. Great show 😄
Kesini gara2 Pandji Pragiwaksono ❤🎉
10:10 inflation doesn't level ANY playing field it just directs EVEN MORE money to the
super-rich that own us all already
"Who's on board with kanye when he took the mic from Taylor Swift?"
*A few more claps persist in the venue
Haha. Nice one I found you yesterday cool content, cool stuff keep it up
Did you make those t-shirts?
I also missed Trump on Twitter 😂 i need more Sammy Obeid content!
😅😅
Tbh I don't get the blood orange thing but this shit was still funny
Why you don’t monetise your video?
hm... interesting question. answer: probably because he don't want to bother getting de-monetized for political or any other possible (pseudo)reasons
he is so underrrated
Great 👍 jokes 😂
Again first Sammy 🤩
Haha permanent first
Sa7a ya Sammy🤩
😁😁🙏🏼🍊
1:45 she'll make it, she's got a highly symmetrical face.
I like you guy
Good, true intelligent politics joke 🤣
❤️👍🙏
Not the oxidation joke. only stem and aestheticians are getting that one. also funny because the mistake (sbf crypto scammer)- spf prevents UV oxidation
Gara2 panji w ke sini
Mini special ?
Pink pineapple
i just got turned onto you because i saw you on Zeteo. i like your comedy and your views, even the ones i find offensive
Please tell me-who is the band at the end?
0:07 *Yeah ...Not that it really matters, but yea is pronounced "yay." An example would be "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. "
He's like Hasan Minhaj but funny
Still only 10 100 likes. Im writing him in for president. Dave Smith for vp cuz he kindly schooled bob kennedy and keeps up. Im a fan of my peers.
Why this guy sounds like hasan minhaj
I support Israel and now you cause your funny af war sucks I feel you
This brother has since yesterday become the second comedian I'm adding to my favorite list. In the first place will forever be our brother Chappelle
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so if you parents do really well and are successful, That makes you bad person? lol ya humanity is screwed lol
Naw. Kanye is right.
"The universe knows what it's__doing" Highly highly disrespectful line, please repent and change that. JazakALLAH🤍🤍
Why is it disrespectful? You think saying “God knows it”, disrespectful?
@@bylayla00 universe is the creation and God is the creator, it's not the same thing
@@roughshod174 that is your belief. However, when you say that, it does not offend me. So when others say things based on their opinion or belief, you should not be offended. That is how we live in harmony.
Plus, when religious people get offended like that It makes me think that deep in their hearts they probably have doubt, because if you truly believe that why would you be offended by a random statement? Regardless of what others say your, your God is still the greatest to you.
@@bylayla00 did i tell you to not say that? No, say what you what. I was talking to my Muslim Brother
@@roughshod174 do you know him personally? How do you know his belief? Plus, he said it, it reflects his thoughts why are you offended?