Lol that Heinekeni keni keni bit randomly popped into my head.. saw this on a random TV special years ago.. this is still as funny as it was back then 😂😂😂
Hey Jon. I just found you and your comedy and I absolutely love it. I lost my dad recently and your stories about your father brought back some awesome memories thank you so much
I have a Guinness harp tattoo on my thumb strictly for the purpose of ordering at a bar if I'm too drunk to get out the name of a beer . I can just show the bartender my thumb what I want to drink
I love Budweiser. Only because im a huge music fan especially 80s and 90s thrash metal and 80s rap and they always mention the Budweiser and if not that you will find it in historical pictures of the golden age of music.
Love the new material dude! One joke I'd love to see again is when you spoke about how your dad snores and how he got stuck on a snore in church and kicked the pew in front of him. I can't find the full clip of that one anymore, can you please redo it when you have another new special? Keep up the amazing work!
Heard this joke awhile back and I've been looking for it ever since 🤣 brought back some good high school memories from when I heard it lol (Back in 2016)
Holy crap, got tears from laughing so hard... Ahhh... That'll be $17.50 damn you are funny... Also the story of your dad fixing the pool. Funniest story I ever heard... Been calling everyone an "igit" ever since... You are by and far the funniest comedian out there... Thanks for the laughs today!
Jon, Milwaukee's Best was cheaper than Old Milwaukee. Had to make beer runs about every other day when I went to ASU. I was 19 because I took a year off. So, as the only freshman of drinking age, me and my Camaro went to Blowing Rock and loaded up the trunk. But, I charged a fee. I had Budweiser for me! Once I splurged and got Lowenbraü
When he said here kitty kitty kitty I fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 love your stuff man me and my dad get buzzed and laugh are asses off at you at least once a week lol oh yeah and I’m from NC also brother🤘whoooo
My dad used to drink Milwaukee's best and even as a kid I could tell it was not the best. He left one in the freezer and it exploded and I remember thinking that smell is worse than anything you have ever puked up
The funny thing is that Budweiser sells more beer per capita in Guam than anywhere in the world lol weird fact I should know I was stationed there for a long time
I do security, 👮🏻♂️. I worked as a hotel guard in Florida, early 2000s & a guest, Food & Beverage exec told me how Walgreens brand Vodka was the highest selling spirit in 🇺🇸 but few people were aware of it! 🍸
Budweiser USA takes two weeks to brew a beer, while Budweiser Czechia takes 102 days including 1 day of brewing, 11 days of fermentation and 90 days of maturation to brew the real Budweiser which comes from Czechia.
No bullshit, have a buddy that on this fingers if he puts his right hand above his left is says Hand Me A Beer You know how many few beers he gets? Yes he is from texas
I like Old Milwaukee. I bought my first case on a road trip to The States. A 2-4 (Canadian slang - look it up) of OM for approximately a buck twenty-four. Who could resist? LMFAO
I always feel bad for Canadians when I look at the back of my children's books. You guys have to pay way more for things. So imagine how cheap that would be down here
@@jamesbrunner741 I was actually bragging how cheap that beer was. Now I just feel worse. If only there was some magic liquid that could make me feel better about the 8% beer I'm buying.
Horse shit? My mom always called it horse piss. As a scotchirishman, I do love me some beers. Tried to save a buck an make it myself. Its not like stirring kool-aid, leave it to the experts and you'll spend less time slow dancing with John. Not that he's a bad guy. Has done a lot for me. I just don't like my face being that close. No matter what, he always smells like a toilet.
Mesopotamians invented beer some people are of the opinion that civilization was built on the creation of beer We needed large scale agriculture and all the math and the engineering skills that goes along with it to create beer we needed an organized cooperative society in order for everything to work and if everybody did their fair part at the end of the day you got to enjoy your fair share of the beer some people say That our civilization is more or less built on the same principle even today it’s what separates us from the animals we work together to make beer
Hey hey hey, If there's a "King of Beers", then by all that is self righteous, there must be a "Queen of Beers" . I for one am outraged that you have not even considered this, probably. So please do so now and respond most riki-tic. Yours truly, I.R. One sr.
You never disappoint! Been a fan since the Miami Dolphins mascot joke on TV about 15+ years ago.
Omg I have missed you so much...you do the tummy great when it hurts from laughter!
Lol that Heinekeni keni keni bit randomly popped into my head.. saw this on a random TV special years ago.. this is still as funny as it was back then 😂😂😂
His swimming pool bit with his dad was the funniest thing ever seen!
That’s the first joke of his I remember of his, the swimming pool, and “oh bless his heart” joke, goin way back!!
Hey Jon. I just found you and your comedy and I absolutely love it. I lost my dad recently and your stories about your father brought back some awesome memories thank you so much
You knew Jon, you just didn't realize it...
Hey!! That thing got a hemi?
I have a Guinness harp tattoo on my thumb strictly for the purpose of ordering at a bar if I'm too drunk to get out the name of a beer . I can just show the bartender my thumb what I want to drink
Fuck man, that’s genius.
@@253jacksonrhoads1 or really gay
I want to say you have a problem but I'm inclined to say you found the solution 😂😂
Genesee just says "beer" on the label. Sums everything up for me
1:21 i have an 18pck sitting right beside me 😂😂 king of beer 🍻
Hahaha I loved this, well done!! Subscribed :)
I love Budweiser. Only because im a huge music fan especially 80s and 90s thrash metal and 80s rap and they always mention the Budweiser and if not that you will find it in historical pictures of the golden age of music.
Dude you are truly one of the greatest comedians of all times! 😂😂😂 You are funny as hell😂 everything out of your mouth I'm rolling! I love Hickory 😂
Love the new material dude! One joke I'd love to see again is when you spoke about how your dad snores and how he got stuck on a snore in church and kicked the pew in front of him. I can't find the full clip of that one anymore, can you please redo it when you have another new special? Keep up the amazing work!
🤣 I can't get enough of this guy
Classic! Love this dude!!
Heard this joke awhile back and I've been looking for it ever since 🤣 brought back some good high school memories from when I heard it lol (Back in 2016)
One of the funniest comedians. Love story about dad and the lawnmower z
Holy crap, got tears from laughing so hard... Ahhh... That'll be $17.50 damn you are funny... Also the story of your dad fixing the pool. Funniest story I ever heard... Been calling everyone an "igit" ever since... You are by and far the funniest comedian out there... Thanks for the laughs today!
Jon, Milwaukee's Best was cheaper than Old Milwaukee. Had to make beer runs about every other day when I went to ASU. I was 19 because I took a year off. So, as the only freshman of drinking age, me and my Camaro went to Blowing Rock and loaded up the trunk. But, I charged a fee. I had Budweiser for me! Once I splurged and got Lowenbraü
I just got a home brew kit for Christmas. I'm going to brew ugh for you.
lol Right ON Budweiser = Because U Deserve What Every Individual Should Enjoy Regularly
@Arbiter of Truth First! lol Arbiter
@Arbiter of Truth lol
Beer math. That's genius and true. That's me every Thursday here in Pineville at Walmart. Modelo, Coors or buschhhhhhhhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣 cheers man 🍻
Awesome as always!
You need to make this beer Jon! “Ya lemme get a Uhhhh” lmao that’s money right there please get it made
Definitely one of my favorite comedians man I’d like to buy you a beer 🍻🤣
Pennsylvania Lager is the most delicious cheap beer I've ever had. It's fucking fantastic. You can get a 30 brick here for about $12.
Where can I find this wonderful beverage!
Beer never broke my heart!
When he said here kitty kitty kitty I fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 love your stuff man me and my dad get buzzed and laugh are asses off at you at least once a week lol oh yeah and I’m from NC also brother🤘whoooo
You understand me completely as a teenager 🤣🤣🤣
Just found this guy.... He's great!
Absolutely the best!
Busch, as smooth as it's name. Pretty accurate, because that's what sound a car makes when it hits a wall!!!!
That's freaking savage, I love it!
My dad used to drink Milwaukee's best and even as a kid I could tell it was not the best. He left one in the freezer and it exploded and I remember thinking that smell is worse than anything you have ever puked up
The funny thing is that Budweiser sells more beer per capita in Guam than anywhere in the world lol weird fact I should know I was stationed there for a long time
I do security, 👮🏻♂️. I worked as a hotel guard in Florida, early 2000s & a guest, Food & Beverage exec told me how Walgreens brand Vodka was the highest selling spirit in 🇺🇸 but few people were aware of it! 🍸
My face hurts!!!! Love it
"Horse sh:t is 18.50..." Legendary sales
What's up Jon! First like! Loved it!
You should add another brand of beer to your franchise, called: “I’M NOT DRUNK!”
His Radio Show is great
“Uh”, I’d try it. Keep rocking Jon!
Budweiser USA takes two weeks to brew a beer, while Budweiser Czechia takes 102 days including 1 day of brewing, 11 days of fermentation and 90 days of maturation to brew the real Budweiser which comes from Czechia.
We used to call it "Old Millwater".
You need to trademark the phrase "beer math."
Budweiser is by far king of beers🤟
Slogan: Don't have any beer have UH BEER!
Milwaukee's Best - the Beast is pretty cheap too
No bullshit, have a buddy that on this fingers if he puts his right hand above his left is says
Hand
Me
A
Beer
You know how many few beers he gets?
Yes he is from texas
Sending this to my wife
Whats bullshit is there was a Michelob ad right before this video. Michelob is for tourist golfers who don't drink beer OR play golf
“You shut up down there boy! Don’t make me come whip your cyclops ass!”
That's actually a good idea😂
It says "King of Beers" right on the label.
I don't care what your thoughts on royalty are, it just makes sense.
good point. hope you share this clint
@@JonReep I will, both the video and a Bud long neck.
Coming to KC anytime soon?
I like Old Milwaukee. I bought my first case on a road trip to The States. A 2-4 (Canadian slang - look it up) of OM for approximately a buck twenty-four. Who could resist? LMFAO
This guy is hilarious
It's the Queen of Beers
Hey Scuzz Twittly is back on TH-cam
Imma bud man myself
Now the drag queen of beers
This age well for budlight
I only drink San Miguel
Gr
Best way to sober up in the UK? Order Budweiser.
Im gettin" a twelve pack of 8% fir $13.70 here in CANADA.
I always feel bad for Canadians when I look at the back of my children's books. You guys have to pay way more for things. So imagine how cheap that would be down here
@@jamesbrunner741 I was actually bragging how cheap that beer was. Now I just feel worse. If only there was some magic liquid that could make me feel better about the 8% beer I'm buying.
Budweiser is the best taste best is good price king of beer for a reason
U dont buy old milwakie untill your camping in Wisco
Buy that dude a beer
I'll say it again, FUNNY
Old Mill Water
Being broke sucks. Hamm's beer $13 a 30pack makes it TASTES GREAT😋
I get a 6 pack of 16oz. Hamm's for $3.99 and it is way better than nasty ass Budweiser
I'll have uugh ...and a shot of oh shit..HAAAAAHAAAA
Don't you ever touch my PBR
Horse shit? My mom always called it horse piss. As a scotchirishman, I do love me some beers. Tried to save a buck an make it myself. Its not like stirring kool-aid, leave it to the experts and you'll spend less time slow dancing with John. Not that he's a bad guy. Has done a lot for me. I just don't like my face being that close. No matter what, he always smells like a toilet.
Your funny 🤣
HKY Representin
Two Naddys for $3 😜
Gives me the shits in the mornin
I love you so much
Don't forget the beer for the ladies. Mmmm...that'll be 22.50.
Yeah I'll stick with the uh
Mesopotamians invented beer some people are of the opinion that civilization was built on the creation of beer We needed large scale agriculture and all the math and the engineering skills that goes along with it to create beer we needed an organized cooperative society in order for everything to work and if everybody did their fair part at the end of the day you got to enjoy your fair share of the beer some people say That our civilization is more or less built on the same principle even today it’s what separates us from the animals we work together to make beer
When you drink cheap go with Natty Light
Nothing could be finer than drink an ice cold Shiner down in Texas. Actually I prefer cannabis.
Any other beer > budweiser
Hey hey hey, If there's a "King of Beers", then by all that is self righteous, there must be a "Queen of Beers" . I for one am outraged that you have not even considered this, probably. So please do so now and respond most riki-tic.
Yours truly, I.R. One sr.
You did, and most riki-tic too ! I am so sorry about thinkin you had passed away but I swear I heard it from Jeff Foxworthy. Never trust a skinny man.
You buy Old Milwaukee because your son won't steal it not because it tastes good! Based on a true story.
Try saying Rolling Rock while drunk and with a speech impediment.
Because Bud pay too drop beer in war zones.
Buddy you are funny. I need go change and buy new underwear.
20 dollar bills brang that bud.
Before and after that club applied in my town.
Corona is better. Less beer gut
Budweiser is not the king of all beers that is bullshit
Not by a long shot.
Haven't seen him in like 10yr.
Still doing the same crap jokes.....
He's got some good jokes but he overacts to much .