Many woman In the temple wear modern long sleeve beautiful white dresses. Mine is tight on the top and loose on the bottom. Maybe an old lady who hasn’t updated her dress would wear the gown she has on. Also they have modern veils that look more like your traditional wedding veils (not this pioneer looking one) most women wear today. She purposely chooses to wear the most outdated clothing to make it look like we’re still living in the 1800s😅
@Thatmormonchica But let's be honest, when she left, that's what she was given. You're quibbling over how modern it isn't when the facts are many people choose to wear this. If you can get away with a more modern style, good on you! She also says they changed much of the logistics. Indeed, by showing this, the church might rethink their stance! 😂😂😂
@@ThatmormonchicaI don't think she 'purposefully chose' this exact dress so much as it's what she was able to get her hands on? Idk for sure or anything but I watched her longer video on this and do know that this were someone else's temple clothes. Maybe they belonged to someone who attended temple some time a while back, and had a faith crisis a while ago but still held onto the stuff until recently? 😅 I dunno the whole story exactly but yeah I just really don't think she specifically hunted down the most ancient looking garb out there 😂
@@Thatmormonchicashe was raised a mormon as a child and was still mormon up until a couple years ago why are you acting like she's some outsider who doesn't know what shes talking about 😭
And this is the outfit they make brides wear for their wedding ceremony. They don't usually know they won't be walking down a regular aisle in a regular beautiful wedding dress until pretty close to the ceremony. The church also makes a big deal out of modesty for their wedding dress that they pick even though they don't get to say "I do" in that dress. They get to wear their dress to their reception.
@@chsimpsonkid11 Sure you can, it´s your right. But how is it not right to call these kinds of costumes ridiculous? Why would you deny us a good laugh? Everybody has a right to embarrass themselves as they wish, so have you.
As the daughter of a Freemason/Shriner dad and Eastern Star mom, I gotta say that Joe Smith's interpretation of Masonic ritual garments is a real downgrade. My parents' ritual wear was 3x fancier, AND they had to have shit-tons of expensive formal wear (tuxes/gowns) for some ceremonies. They also had lots of jewelry with symbols of Freemasonry. The real upside of their religion is that it's SECRET, so they didn't talk to their children about it unless/until we'd reached adulthood and showed interest, which we didn't. We called dad "The Grand Poohbah" behind his back.
As a Masonic youth girly, yeah it totally is a downgrade. Makes my dresses and crap look normal 😂 I love that Grand Poohpah is universal 💀 it’s my favorite name for titled adults
@@KateKatSnap I kept a fez, but I didn't keep the apron or other fancy costume pieces--or the texts, and now I wish I had! I wish someone would do a Freemason ritual clothing show & tell on TH-cam like ex-mos do!
I was in IORG for 6 years and during that time all of that would have been cheap costume. We wore so many dresses we had tiaras. And yes our masonic family also had way more professional looking garments. I loved the capes for the jobs daughters. But I knew it was weird I just had fun with it.
The Masons stole everything they had. They never understood what it meant. Very similar to what the Romans did at the councils of Nicaea. Pretenders. Just a means to pretend they were more than the boy scouts. The use of jewelry just a play for kingship and wealth. They were politicians for power. God was never their inspiration. Being a god, another story. Since then, nothing.
Coming from someone who was brainwashed and got married in the temple (and divorced thank god) this was so creepy. The clothing part was just so weird and it has a weird Erie feeling. You feel peaceful once the ceremony is over and you’re in this gorgeous white room but it was soo erie and weird before that.
I don't know why this is such a big secret inside the church. As a kid it was the biggest secret that we were never allowed to know. It's like a requirement to keep it secret. Now that I'm an adult and out of the church I know they were forbidden from talking about because even as a kid I wouldve been like "oh, this is wack cult shit."
It's not "like" a requirement; secrecy is literally one of the oaths you make, that you will never reveal the things you learn in the temple. You used to have two swear on your life, though they have since changed that bit.
When I went through the endowment the first time to go on my mission, I remember distinctly thinkg: "Oh. THIS is why everyone says we're a cult!" The whole experience made me very uncomfortable
Actually I was a single mom when I went through and bishop gave me paperwork for free garmets and temple clothes from the warehouse. (The dress my Grandma made me but the rest i had to get there) But normally yes you do buy the clothing you will wear/use.
@@conniet9288 But why? Why do they make you pay? Shouldn’t your tithes cover that? You were so financially strapped that your bishop gave a voucher to rent your temple items, after you have been giving the church 10% of your income, and they still couldn’t just let you use the items they expected you to wear????! I’m sorry, that’s horrible.
Not that I consider myself a Christian anymore since I left Mormonism, but I'm pretty sure Jesus, through tables for money being exchanged in front of the temple for temple ceremony participation. How upsetting to know that money is exchanged INSIDE the temple in the same way by the church fighting so hard for the title of "Christian." They really don't have any idea how much like the Pharisees they are.
Lots of women make their own dresses. The other stuff is literally a costume you put on during the "session" and then take off. You wear "Sunday dress" as you enter and leave.... and most people only go to temple a few times a year. -ex mormon here.
I absolutely HATED wearing the veil!!! I said, out loud in the celestial room after my 1st time, I’d rather go live w/Satan than wear this crap for all eternity!!! Every single woman in there also chuckled and said they hated it too but held onto hope that this was just an “earth-side” necessity. Soooo glad I left!
Hope I don’t sound too rude but I’m pretty struck by how cheaply / poorly made these items look. The clothing given to my relatives as altar boys and girls was much better made than this.
@@CAMarg-zs1xqjust like everything else. Make for cheap and sell for a lot. That’s all definitely very cheap fabric and any of these girls could probably sew something better, and nicer, looking than this.
I’m not gonna lie… I believed for a long time that the reason we couldn’t see our Mormon friends get married was because they made them ‘consummate’ the marriage inside infront of the temple people lol
I CAN'T. I saw the green leaf skirt from the preview and thought to myself "nice that she is so experimenting and having fun with silly looks. I love maximalism"
I appreciate you sharing. I left the church before I went through the temple because it felt like signing a blank piece of paper. It’s interesting to see what actually happens in the temple.
The weirdest thing to me is how everything looks like it’s made from synthetic material. I’d expect natural fibers that would’ve existed at least when what’s his face was around.
It’s the absolute cheapness that gets me. Growing up Catholic has given me mixed feelings towards the clothing of religious leaders being over the top luxurious and basically used as a status symbol, I think it’s icky how much money has been lavished upon pope’s wardrobes throughout history in an attempt to parallel royalty. That said, there is a history of people going to their place of worship wearing their best clothes and this being shein cheap looking gives it an air of blatant disrespect towards members that give so much money and energy towards a church. This is what they give you to wear in return? You can be frugal, practical, and demure in your dress while not basically testing to see how well the brainwashing is working by passing these off as religious garments.
The Prophet proudly wears Armani while the females in his family kneel around him in homemade garments. That was a Ensign cover in the late 90s/early 2000s when I was leaving the church.
The kicker is if you don’t follow the rules include PAYING 10% of your annual income to the 90B church, you don’t get to learn the secret handshakes. And everyone knows an omnipotent god only knows that you deserve to be in best heaven if you know the cool handshake.
@@colemanharris5950 this argument always gets me. God is omnipotent yet He asks for a tithe. Even if you’re not a member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. God doesn’t need our money, but He wants to have us choose Him- paying a tithe is a way to show our devotion.
@@taylorbarr9632 why would a god that has no need for money use money to demonstrate devotion? Especially when his church has more than 100 BILLION dollars in their coffers. It transparently a scam. Maybe god wants to build more malls and by more real estate?? God loves shopping.
It may also ease your anxiety to know that millions of investors google mormonism after their first missionary lesson, see this, have a good laugh, and never join. 😂
What’s funny is that in the Bible god didnt give them fig leaf clothing; Adam and Eve actually made that themselves. God slayed an animal and made them clothing from the skins. Idk if Mormons use a different version of the Bible tho but it is an interesting detail
It's because they're focused on what WE can do to get to heaven in our own power, and not the promise God actually made that allows us into heaven as a gift, Jesus on the cross and the resurrection.
Genesis 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. Verse 21 is where god makes them clothing out of skins. So they did they fig leaf first. It appears to be in all the translations, so the question would be what bible do you think doesn't have it?
@@bethanysolimine5428 yes im aware. Im saying that god did not give the fig leaf garments to them, and it’s very weird to emphasize the thing that they did out of shame to cover their tracks.
@@bethanysolimine5428 A and E hid and put on fig leaves but God then sacrificed an animal and gave fur before exile. God showing blood sacrifice is THE acceptable offering for sin which foreshadows the final sacrifice for sin of Jesus on the cross. And its faith in that atonement that saves us. Not works of our own trying to cover our sin.
When I was a kid, we went to see the Mormon Temple outside of DC before it was consecrated. It was open to the public for a period. Afterwards we were told that the entire interior would be mostly gutted because it would have been desecrated by the presence of sinners and nonbelievers. I thought the place was pretty tacky and it was a stupid waste of money by a crazy ass cult and showed a dislike and exclusion of others. I am not Mormon but had some friends who were and I had always thought it was nasty that CLDS would block access to their temples to many of their members unless they abase themselves or paid lots of money. A few years ago, l was told in a comment section that my memory was wrong and that Mormons never did things like that at the temples. They might clean the rugs or touch up the paint if needed. I think that sounds like lies to hide their cultish practices. Any group that crates an exclusionary caste system for its members and has “ magical “ rituals is absolutely capable of trying to purge the taint of the rest of society. I was about 10 years old when I first started to realize what kind of an organization the Mormon church was and I was glad I didn’t live in Utah, because I heard how they treated non Mormons. A very suspicious group, even without the pedophilia and polyigamy.
@@LauraBeeDannon If that is true how can they exclude members of their own sect? If that is true how come the temple was only open for a limited amount of time? I’ve been to many denomination’s house of worship around the world, but I think I have as much hope of getting into a Mormon temple as I have getting into the Scientology buildings. As a matter of fact, I think there are a number of similarities between the cults.
I find it offensive to hear this because I did not attack your church and some of what was said and showed was not correct we jump at people to fast with our knowing what we are talking about 😢
Lol, I'm glad you're exposing the bullshit. My mil was lds, and I lived in slc for awhile back in the nineties. She tried to consecrate me, hubs, and kids in the church without our permission. Idk what that even means, but as Atheists, we promptly refused.
Kinda fitting really. Adam tried to fix things by making fig leaf clothes and still got kicked out of the garden. They are trying to make promises and commitments to earn favor, and that is not what is wanted.
It’s Satan that tells Adam and Eve in the temple… and Mormons follow Satan (and his instruction). That’s why they don’t believe in the New Covenant (New Testament). They replaced the veil that Jesus tore and re-instated pointless rules and laws they have to follow.
My family was part of the Masonic “family.” I was in Job’s Daughters and we had to wear white robes with long tassels.They looked nicer than this. We even received mini-aprons. My grandpa was a Master Mason. I’ve been to many ceremonies in which they wear theirs. The aprons check. As a Job’s Daughter, even we had “secret handshakes” and many other rituals. All this checks. My family was so involved, at least one member was in one or more of the organizations, except for DeMolay for boys. We definitely had a lot of similar things in our temples.
@christiea.6778 That is so horrifying! I decided as a teenager I would never wear garments because I thought it was extremely weird for anyone to tell me what underwear to wear and I didn’t even have a clue about temple clothes at that point. 😂
@@user-td5zx4nv1b It most certainly is! I was shocked at my great grandma’s funeral to see her in her temple clothes! I was a teenager and had never seen them.
I love that you share this. If I had only known before promising my very life to this... Just FYI, you have the bonnet on backwards, not that it matters. The long part goes to the front, and you flip it back over your head.
So, I guess, you can love God, go to church, keep the word of wisdom, pay your tithe, fast, take on every calling you're given, read your quad, go on a mission, marry in the temple, raise a gaggle of LDS's kids to love God and the church, and do everything right but if you don't remember the handshakes, it was all for nothing. No celestial kingdom for you. Awww you'll have to stand outside like the relatives you left out of your temple wedding because they weren't good enough to get a temple recommend. Damn the irony.
@@AngiesCousin Pretty much. I mean, most mormons will say that it wouldn't be an issue (like, because you'd 'received' those signs & tokens in life, you'll remember them afterwards) but the whole setup is just stupid and damaging.
Thanks so much for this and all your content!! Love watching you live your life free of the cult! Oh...and I love the angry Mormons in your comments. 😂
No anger here, just deep sadness for this young woman’s complete abandonment of integrity and all that she once held dear. I’m sure there will be some deep regret at some point. Good news is there’s always the ability to come back to truth.
@brucemacdonald6546 There is definitely no shortage of angry Mormons in her comments sections, you just may not be one of them. Which is good! But just because someone leaves a cul+ doesn't mean they've abandoned all integrity and values. 🤣
@@thebigmac01 But if she no longer believes in the validity of the church, those covenants are no longer considered sacred, and she's simply sharing with an interested audience. Nothing about it was new to me, but I like watching her live her truth. I mean, there really aren't any temple secrets anymore for anyone interested in looking. We all know all the women get the same sacred name on a certain day; we know what the rituals are based on; we know all about the celestial room and second anointings, etc. She's just out there living her life like we all are.
@@phillisob second annoitings arent a thing. And you’re right, nothing is secret. Secret is different from sacred. Nothing is barring anyone from temple ceremonies other than their own choices. Living her truth, hate to break it to ya hon, there’s no such thing as her truth, my truth or your truth. There is only THE truth.
Is their a religious reason that it needs be the quality of a Halloween costume. That apron had the potential to look halfway decent but instead it looks like that.
It's interesting that Adam and Eve made the fig leaf garments themselves, and the Lord gave them garments of skin. So shouldn't it be a skin apron like the Freemasons it was copied from?
Freemason aprons I've seen in person were cloth decorated with leaf embroidery. Primary masonic sources online cite Genesis chapter 3 with the fig leaves as an apron, as their inspiration and "a powerful symbol" personally, I think they missed the point of what was conveyed in the Bible :(
@@keepinitreal938 Maybe so. How horrifying that the most important thing I would do ever do would have me dressed in that ridiculous bonnet. I bet those garments are overpriced too with not a stitch of luxury. Not even a cotton blend. Those poor people deserve at least that for their money.
Growing up in mormonism and just going to church on sunday is relatively "normal." This temple experience definitely set off bells in my head. Dressing up like Chef Boyardee and swearing undying fielty to the church (even being willing to give my life if necessary) was a strange experience. Especially since no one tells you what you'll do or what you'll promise beforehand
@@jonbaker476 I'm legitimately so sorry you had to endure this weird ritual. Sacrifice your life if need be?? My goodness, I hope you got out and threw out the chef hat.
He loves us and knows the number of hairs on our heads, but he can't figure out who our loved ones are without a temple work checklist to keep us together for eternity when eternal separation is the worst punishment possible in the afterlife.
between you and jordan and mckay i'm getting some conflict on who my favorite apostates truly are. i think the answer is all y'all, bc what an insane thing to pick a favorite. thank you for exposing this stuff, i've yet to watch your vid bc i'm aware of what occurs in the temple but i am super excited to see your take on it. and it's super badass to put this stuff on and film in it after experiencing it all and leaving. you're really cool 🩵
Yeah, I'm a tad confused. The Bible says that Adam and Eve made themselves fig leaves, and the only garments God gave them were made from "skins" or "animal skins."
man before the green apron came on i was like "ok this is kinda a look! needs some work but its ok..." and then it just progressively got worse... i like the texture/pattern variety of the white clothes tho! lol. sincerely, gay exmo fashion enthusiast
Could you explain about baptizing the dead into LDS faith? A friend i had who was a nun was baptized and spiritualy married to a guy who fancied her for a wife while she was alive. (She died from leukemia at age 27)
So basically, you need one of the closest family members to give their permission to baptize the dead person (easiest if you're already the closest family member and lds). Then they obviously do the baptism and blessing with a proxy, and it's then the spirit's choice to decide if they accept the ceremonies or not.
Coming from a family of LDS and was never able to go to the temple !!! WT does that have anything to do with getting into heaven ? My husband is a devote Mormon
The fig leaf apron is vastly confusing to me as a Christian because in the Genesis account, it says that Adam and Eve clothes themselves in leaves, but when God cast them out, he gave them clothes of animal skin. So they couldn’t even get that right
Thank you for showing the garments. Ive heard many descriptions of the garments and ceremonies but have never seen them. Idk what i was picturing but it wasnt that lol
The American philosopher once said: “unlike the beast of the field, we don’t live in a merely physical world, but we live in a world of symbols and sign.” The richer our symbols and signs, the less “non human” we become … and the closer we draw to a meaningless life style.
Anciently the high priests had special temple ceremonial clothes. And to the comments about Freemasons 15 of our US presidents were Freemasons, including George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Gerald Ford to name a few.
Ate those temple garments well made? They look like straight polyester. And are they expensive? Do members open the temple garments before their first endowment? Are you shocked by what you'll be wearing?
As someone who has only ever seen missionaries wandering my neighborhood, this seems so ridiculous! Not meaning to mock another's religion, not at all. Just seems so far-fetched. How did he get enough people to follow him that his bs was able to live on? And do people sincerely and truly believe this stuff? I mean, they must, obviously. Sorry, this seems like somebody decided to prank a tiny town, and said "hey, this made up stuff is real. I'll help enlighten you." This and scientology both feel like a bad joke. Something you'd read in a Dean Koontz book.
Every one of those missionaries has done this. Receiving your 'endowment' (the name of the ceremony this stupid outfit is worn for) is a requirement to be a missionary.
Because actually being in the temple doesn't feel funny; it feels creepy as fuck. Also, she didn't mention this, but before you put all that on for the first time you have to be "anointed", which at the time meant you had to get naked and a person would put oil on you while reciting a specific ritualistic prayer. So yeah, people don't laugh because they just got traumatized, and then they're put in weird little house on the prairie clothes and sworn to never reveal what just happened. It looks funny here. It looks a hell of a lot less funny in real life.
You put the veil on backwards. It’s supposed to be put on with the veil covering your face and then flipped back over your head. Or at least it was when I stopped going. Maybe now that took the face veiling out people are wearing it differently?
Glad my wife never did these in her wards. My inlaws are morman, however none of the children (wife included) went through the mission. My wife only believes half of the morman religion. My mother in law is devout, my father in law became mad at the religion and has all but left the morman church ( or wards.) I am not lds nor care to join, my wife was not practicing when we met, both my boys go to the lds church and my oldest is in the priesthood, however he has made it clear he doesn't want to do anything with the mission. My wife started to go to keep her mom company. But really has no desire to progress or do anything with in the ward.
I’m almost 17, I’m Mormon, this is disturbing to me, I have always felt off about some parts of the church,and I do really believe in God I just really don’t know if I believe in the church anymore :/
But in Genesis God gave Adam and Eve clothes made from animal pelts (the first sacrifice) to replace their inadequate fig leaf garments, so the apron doesn’t make sense. Weird!
Be born again. No handshake is required. How truly ridiculous. Apart from the grace of God, we can do nothing to get into heaven. When Jesus was asked how to get to heaven in John 3: "Now there was a Pharisee, a man named Nicodemus who was a member of the Jewish ruling council. 2 He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the signs you are doing if God were not with him.” 3 Jesus replied, “Very truly I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless they are born again.[a]” 4 “How can someone be born when they are old?” Nicodemus asked. “Surely they cannot enter a second time into their mother’s womb to be born!” 5 Jesus answered, “Very truly I tell you, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless they are born of water and the Spirit. 6 Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. 7 You should not be surprised at my saying, ‘You must be born again.’" This is not the baptism of the dead. That is made-up garbage.
Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit and became ashamed of their nakedness. This is why they covered themselves, now symbolized by the fig leaf. When God, who walked upon the earth in those days came to find them and saw that they were hiding, He cast them and their family out of eden. Before they left, he kissed them upon their foreheads to offer some protection. Please note that they donned the fig leaves prior to seeing the Almighty, not after. This is how I remember the passages from the Book of Genesis.
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As someone with a TON of LDS family who was never allowed in the temple for the wedding this is soooo fascinating, love your content!
you were never allowed in the TEMPLE?
@@katjoy81no not even all mormans are allowed in
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It’s true you have to be 12 and older
@@alexanderh8129you have to be 12 and older
so which part of this was secret? And what is the anointing?
My grandma been looking for the nightgown since 1978?!? 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Many woman In the temple wear modern long sleeve beautiful white dresses. Mine is tight on the top and loose on the bottom. Maybe an old lady who hasn’t updated her dress would wear the gown she has on. Also they have modern veils that look more like your traditional wedding veils (not this pioneer looking one) most women wear today. She purposely chooses to wear the most outdated clothing to make it look like we’re still living in the 1800s😅
@Thatmormonchica But let's be honest, when she left, that's what she was given. You're quibbling over how modern it isn't when the facts are many people choose to wear this. If you can get away with a more modern style, good on you! She also says they changed much of the logistics. Indeed, by showing this, the church might rethink their stance! 😂😂😂
@@ThatmormonchicaI don't think she 'purposefully chose' this exact dress so much as it's what she was able to get her hands on? Idk for sure or anything but I watched her longer video on this and do know that this were someone else's temple clothes. Maybe they belonged to someone who attended temple some time a while back, and had a faith crisis a while ago but still held onto the stuff until recently? 😅 I dunno the whole story exactly but yeah I just really don't think she specifically hunted down the most ancient looking garb out there 😂
@@Thatmormonchicashe was raised a mormon as a child and was still mormon up until a couple years ago why are you acting like she's some outsider who doesn't know what shes talking about 😭
The way i fucking cackled when i saw the fig leaf,,,,,,, no fuckin way man that's so silly
bro someone is trolling these idiots lmao.
And this is the outfit they make brides wear for their wedding ceremony. They don't usually know they won't be walking down a regular aisle in a regular beautiful wedding dress until pretty close to the ceremony. The church also makes a big deal out of modesty for their wedding dress that they pick even though they don't get to say "I do" in that dress. They get to wear their dress to their reception.
@@unicorntamer2207 that's so sad :(
She put up a longer video explaining more of the endorsement ceremony.
@@unicorntamer2207 I'll have to go and watch it, I've only seen her shorts content so far!
If you can put this on without laughing you have achieved cult-mind
Could probs say the same thing about some of your outfits you wear in public
like what ? @@chsimpsonkid11
@@chsimpsonkid11 as if you know how i dress
@@chsimpsonkid11 Sure you can, it´s your right. But how is it not right to call these kinds of costumes ridiculous? Why would you deny us a good laugh? Everybody has a right to embarrass themselves as they wish, so have you.
@@chsimpsonkid11are you Mormon? Because you sound Mormon.
As the daughter of a Freemason/Shriner dad and Eastern Star mom, I gotta say that Joe Smith's interpretation of Masonic ritual garments is a real downgrade. My parents' ritual wear was 3x fancier, AND they had to have shit-tons of expensive formal wear (tuxes/gowns) for some ceremonies. They also had lots of jewelry with symbols of Freemasonry. The real upside of their religion is that it's SECRET, so they didn't talk to their children about it unless/until we'd reached adulthood and showed interest, which we didn't. We called dad "The Grand Poohbah" behind his back.
As a Masonic youth girly, yeah it totally is a downgrade. Makes my dresses and crap look normal 😂
I love that Grand Poohpah is universal 💀 it’s my favorite name for titled adults
@@KateKatSnap I kept a fez, but I didn't keep the apron or other fancy costume pieces--or the texts, and now I wish I had!
I wish someone would do a Freemason ritual clothing show & tell on TH-cam like ex-mos do!
Nothing but thieves who didn't know what they were doing, so they fabricated it. Just like this bottom feeder.
I was in IORG for 6 years and during that time all of that would have been cheap costume. We wore so many dresses we had tiaras. And yes our masonic family also had way more professional looking garments. I loved the capes for the jobs daughters. But I knew it was weird I just had fun with it.
The Masons stole everything they had. They never understood what it meant. Very similar to what the Romans did at the councils of Nicaea. Pretenders. Just a means to pretend they were more than the boy scouts. The use of jewelry just a play for kingship and wealth. They were politicians for power. God was never their inspiration. Being a god, another story. Since then, nothing.
Coming from someone who was brainwashed and got married in the temple (and divorced thank god) this was so creepy. The clothing part was just so weird and it has a weird Erie feeling. You feel peaceful once the ceremony is over and you’re in this gorgeous white room but it was soo erie and weird before that.
She didn't even talk about the worst bit. The anointing freaked me out so bad.
I was raised Methodist. This all seems like a twisted joke. No offense to anyone's religious beliefs, but wow. Just wow.
@@welcometorenland Nah, plenty of offense to Mormon beliefs. They're damaging and insane. Nobody should be raised in that kind of environment.
FALSE SPIRITS. DEMONIC THATS WHY
Its is all the same horrendous bible jokes told in many different ways.@welcometorenland
I don't know why this is such a big secret inside the church. As a kid it was the biggest secret that we were never allowed to know. It's like a requirement to keep it secret. Now that I'm an adult and out of the church I know they were forbidden from talking about because even as a kid I wouldve been like "oh, this is wack cult shit."
It's not "like" a requirement; secrecy is literally one of the oaths you make, that you will never reveal the things you learn in the temple. You used to have two swear on your life, though they have since changed that bit.
Because SECRET KNOWLEDGE is worth working for 💪
Also: all rituals are typically lame and anticlimactic. Sorry. Life is mundane.
When I went through the endowment the first time to go on my mission, I remember distinctly thinkg: "Oh. THIS is why everyone says we're a cult!" The whole experience made me very uncomfortable
When you get people to comply with ridiculous rules it puts them into a trance. That’s how you brainwash people.
Don’t forget, if you didn’t buy your own, you have to pay to rent it. There always a cost to being in the Morman church….in more ways than one.
Actually I was a single mom when I went through and bishop gave me paperwork for free garmets and temple clothes from the warehouse. (The dress my Grandma made me but the rest i had to get there) But normally yes you do buy the clothing you will wear/use.
@@conniet9288 But why? Why do they make you pay? Shouldn’t your tithes cover that? You were so financially strapped that your bishop gave a voucher to rent your temple items, after you have been giving the church 10% of your income, and they still couldn’t just let you use the items they expected you to wear????! I’m sorry, that’s horrible.
Not that I consider myself a Christian anymore since I left Mormonism, but I'm pretty sure Jesus, through tables for money being exchanged in front of the temple for temple ceremony participation. How upsetting to know that money is exchanged INSIDE the temple in the same way by the church fighting so hard for the title of "Christian." They really don't have any idea how much like the Pharisees they are.
Why do they look so cheap and nasty tho 😮💨 that’s what’s so weird about it to me. They’re supposed to be holy but have mad “made in china” vibes
Make cheap and sell high. It’s business.
Lots of women make their own dresses. The other stuff is literally a costume you put on during the "session" and then take off. You wear "Sunday dress" as you enter and leave.... and most people only go to temple a few times a year. -ex mormon here.
Yeah some of it is polyester and the seams on the cotton parts come out
Cause she made them herself. Everything she said is either volunteer or excessively overblown out of context, or a fall faced lie.
@@rebekahgoss4985 wow she must make them for every other influencer who’s done content like this too!! Crazy! 😘
I absolutely HATED wearing the veil!!! I said, out loud in the celestial room after my 1st time, I’d rather go live w/Satan than wear this crap for all eternity!!! Every single woman in there also chuckled and said they hated it too but held onto hope that this was just an “earth-side” necessity. Soooo glad I left!
Hope I don’t sound too rude but I’m pretty struck by how cheaply / poorly made these items look. The clothing given to my relatives as altar boys and girls was much better made than this.
She mentioned in one video that these garments are not cheap either
@@CAMarg-zs1xqjust like everything else. Make for cheap and sell for a lot. That’s all definitely very cheap fabric and any of these girls could probably sew something better, and nicer, looking than this.
No surprise there. I bet they make them cheap with poor-quality fabric and then charge a fortune. @@CAMarg-zs1xq
Oh you're not being rude. There's tons of legal inquiries and investigations that show mormonism is nothing but an enormous money grift and tax scam.
You have to pay for them. Lol like tithing and fast offerings aren't enough. 😂
I’m not gonna lie… I believed for a long time that the reason we couldn’t see our Mormon friends get married was because they made them ‘consummate’ the marriage inside infront of the temple people lol
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I missed that part in the bible that requires this.....
A lot staff that is today done were never parts of the bible this is the most chill part of Mormonism i seeing so far things get shockingly worse
That's cause he stole it from the Free Masons. 😂
Same💀😂
Oh it's part of the John Smith expansion pack released a couple centuries ago.
@@nothing7666It's a cult.
I CAN'T. I saw the green leaf skirt from the preview and thought to myself "nice that she is so experimenting and having fun with silly looks. I love maximalism"
I appreciate you sharing. I left the church before I went through the temple because it felt like signing a blank piece of paper. It’s interesting to see what actually happens in the temple.
Same. I never felt comfortable with the idea of the Temple
You must like lying.
Same! I remember feeing very weird about the endowment ceremony from the time I was young, but I didn’t feel like I could talk to anyone about it.
@@Finnthefroggy plenty of liars here so you'll fit right in.
Informed consent wasn't a concept I was aware of until a few years ago. We dodged that one!
The weirdest thing to me is how everything looks like it’s made from synthetic material. I’d expect natural fibers that would’ve existed at least when what’s his face was around.
LDS doesn't give a crap about natural. 😂😂😂
WOAH this getup is wild! You’re absolutely the most interesting Mormon channel out there.
I'd be devastated to have to get married in those clothes
Yeah, it fucking sucked
You don't get married in those lol
It’s the absolute cheapness that gets me. Growing up Catholic has given me mixed feelings towards the clothing of religious leaders being over the top luxurious and basically used as a status symbol, I think it’s icky how much money has been lavished upon pope’s wardrobes throughout history in an attempt to parallel royalty. That said, there is a history of people going to their place of worship wearing their best clothes and this being shein cheap looking gives it an air of blatant disrespect towards members that give so much money and energy towards a church. This is what they give you to wear in return? You can be frugal, practical, and demure in your dress while not basically testing to see how well the brainwashing is working by passing these off as religious garments.
The Prophet proudly wears Armani while the females in his family kneel around him in homemade garments. That was a Ensign cover in the late 90s/early 2000s when I was leaving the church.
Secret handshakes is a huge cultish red flag 🚩
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I love secret handshakes!
Or a child’s red flag. This seems just silly to me.
The kicker is if you don’t follow the rules include PAYING 10% of your annual income to the 90B church, you don’t get to learn the secret handshakes.
And everyone knows an omnipotent god only knows that you deserve to be in best heaven if you know the cool handshake.
@@colemanharris5950 this argument always gets me. God is omnipotent yet He asks for a tithe. Even if you’re not a member of the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. God doesn’t need our money, but He wants to have us choose Him- paying a tithe is a way to show our devotion.
@@taylorbarr9632 why would a god that has no need for money use money to demonstrate devotion? Especially when his church has more than 100 BILLION dollars in their coffers. It transparently a scam.
Maybe god wants to build more malls and by more real estate?? God loves shopping.
Damn wish i knew this while being bullied in highschool by mormon girls for being weird. This is way more embarrassing than what I had going on 😂
Same.
Your videos make me anxious because I know people believe this stuff and have to go thru all the trauma of the cult
I’ve gone through the temple & feel peace when I go. I have no trauma. Hope this helps ease your anxiety:)
It may also ease your anxiety to know that millions of investors google mormonism after their first missionary lesson, see this, have a good laugh, and never join. 😂
@@Thatmormonchicayeah… i stalked your page. girly you got brainwashed lmaoo
What’s funny is that in the Bible god didnt give them fig leaf clothing; Adam and Eve actually made that themselves. God slayed an animal and made them clothing from the skins. Idk if Mormons use a different version of the Bible tho but it is an interesting detail
It's because they're focused on what WE can do to get to heaven in our own power, and not the promise God actually made that allows us into heaven as a gift, Jesus on the cross and the resurrection.
Genesis 3:7
And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked; and they sewed fig leaves together, and made themselves aprons. Verse 21 is where god makes them clothing out of skins. So they did they fig leaf first. It appears to be in all the translations, so the question would be what bible do you think doesn't have it?
@@bethanysolimine5428 yes im aware. Im saying that god did not give the fig leaf garments to them, and it’s very weird to emphasize the thing that they did out of shame to cover their tracks.
@@bethanysolimine5428 A and E hid and put on fig leaves but God then sacrificed an animal and gave fur before exile. God showing blood sacrifice is THE acceptable offering for sin which foreshadows the final sacrifice for sin of Jesus on the cross. And its faith in that atonement that saves us. Not works of our own trying to cover our sin.
I was about to post something very similar.
"WElcome to Heaven! Just a formality, of course, but you DO know the secret handshake to get in, right?" "Um...."
The coincidences this ritual in comparison with Freemasonry is stunning.
When I was a kid, we went to see the Mormon Temple outside of DC before it was consecrated. It was open to the public for a period. Afterwards we were told that the entire interior would be mostly gutted because it would have been desecrated by the presence of sinners and nonbelievers.
I thought the place was pretty tacky and it was a stupid waste of money by a crazy ass cult and showed a dislike and exclusion of others.
I am not Mormon but had some friends who were and I had always thought it was nasty that CLDS would block access to their temples to many of their members unless they abase themselves or paid lots of money.
A few years ago, l was told in a comment section that my memory was wrong and that Mormons never did things like that at the temples. They might clean the rugs or touch up the paint if needed.
I think that sounds like lies to hide their cultish practices. Any group that crates an exclusionary caste system for its members and has “ magical “ rituals is absolutely capable of trying to purge the taint of the rest of society.
I was about 10 years old when I first started to realize what kind of an organization the Mormon church was and I was glad I didn’t live in Utah, because I heard how they treated non Mormons.
A very suspicious group, even without the pedophilia and polyigamy.
I'm no longer Mormon, so. I won't defend hardcore, but they don't gut the temples after open houses.
You can enter any Basillica. All are welcome.
They don't gut after the open house, just clean and touch up. Mormons have enough bad things to discuss without making things up.
@@LauraBeeDannon If that is true how can they exclude members of their own sect? If that is true how come the temple was only open for a limited amount of time?
I’ve been to many denomination’s house of worship around the world, but I think I have as much hope of getting into a Mormon temple as I have getting into the Scientology buildings.
As a matter of fact, I think there are a number of similarities between the cults.
I find it offensive to hear this because I did not attack your church and some of what was said and showed was not correct we jump at people to fast with our knowing what we are talking about 😢
Lol, I'm glad you're exposing the bullshit. My mil was lds, and I lived in slc for awhile back in the nineties. She tried to consecrate me, hubs, and kids in the church without our permission. Idk what that even means, but as Atheists, we promptly refused.
Wasn’t the clothes given to Adam and Eve sheep skin though? The fig leaves where replaced by that???
Kinda fitting really. Adam tried to fix things by making fig leaf clothes and still got kicked out of the garden. They are trying to make promises and commitments to earn favor, and that is not what is wanted.
It’s Satan that tells Adam and Eve in the temple… and Mormons follow Satan (and his instruction). That’s why they don’t believe in the New Covenant (New Testament). They replaced the veil that Jesus tore and re-instated pointless rules and laws they have to follow.
Yeah...if I remember correctly, she got this part mixed up. The "garments" ('sacred' temple underwear) symbolize the skins given to Adam and Eve.
Wow. This is nuts
Seriously, this is bonkers. Thank you for sharing ❤
Lol
I was a mormón. This is like a masónica temple ceremony.
Smith was definitely a Freemason.
He gave the distress sign in his final moments.
My family was part of the Masonic “family.” I was in Job’s Daughters and we had to wear white robes with long tassels.They looked nicer than this. We even received mini-aprons. My grandpa was a Master Mason. I’ve been to many ceremonies in which they wear theirs. The aprons check. As a Job’s Daughter, even we had “secret handshakes” and many other rituals. All this checks. My family was so involved, at least one member was in one or more of the organizations, except for DeMolay for boys. We definitely had a lot of similar things in our temples.
@@michelleb7399yes! The Mormons are plagiarists 😂
I was about to say something similar.
Legit wore this when I got married🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Edit- fun fact, this is also what Mormons are buried in!
I hate that this is a part of my marriage memories… oh yuck.
@christiea.6778 That is so horrifying! I decided as a teenager I would never wear garments because I thought it was extremely weird for anyone to tell me what underwear to wear and I didn’t even have a clue about temple clothes at that point. 😂
Beautiful 😂
Funny but not true
@@user-td5zx4nv1b It most certainly is! I was shocked at my great grandma’s funeral to see her in her temple clothes! I was a teenager and had never seen them.
I love that you share this. If I had only known before promising my very life to this...
Just FYI, you have the bonnet on backwards, not that it matters. The long part goes to the front, and you flip it back over your head.
Wait are you're telling me there's a secret handshake to enter the gates of heaven 😅
Yeah, stolen straight from the masons lol
Yes, Mormons believe that.
Oh, not one, several!
So, I guess, you can love God, go to church, keep the word of wisdom, pay your tithe, fast, take on every calling you're given, read your quad, go on a mission, marry in the temple, raise a gaggle of LDS's kids to love God and the church, and do everything right but if you don't remember the handshakes, it was all for nothing. No celestial kingdom for you. Awww you'll have to stand outside like the relatives you left out of your temple wedding because they weren't good enough to get a temple recommend. Damn the irony.
@@AngiesCousin Pretty much. I mean, most mormons will say that it wouldn't be an issue (like, because you'd 'received' those signs & tokens in life, you'll remember them afterwards) but the whole setup is just stupid and damaging.
That looks like a Halloween costume. How do they take themselves seriously?
ha ha ha. This is a great comment!!
A Halloween costume your mom cobbled together from her sheer curtains.
Thanks so much for this and all your content!! Love watching you live your life free of the cult!
Oh...and I love the angry Mormons in your comments. 😂
No anger here, just deep sadness for this young woman’s complete abandonment of integrity and all that she once held dear. I’m sure there will be some deep regret at some point. Good news is there’s always the ability to come back to truth.
@brucemacdonald6546 There is definitely no shortage of angry Mormons in her comments sections, you just may not be one of them. Which is good! But just because someone leaves a cul+ doesn't mean they've abandoned all integrity and values. 🤣
@@phillisob no I agree. But this chica is violating sacred covenants she made.
@@thebigmac01 But if she no longer believes in the validity of the church, those covenants are no longer considered sacred, and she's simply sharing with an interested audience. Nothing about it was new to me, but I like watching her live her truth. I mean, there really aren't any temple secrets anymore for anyone interested in looking. We all know all the women get the same sacred name on a certain day; we know what the rituals are based on; we know all about the celestial room and second anointings, etc. She's just out there living her life like we all are.
@@phillisob second annoitings arent a thing. And you’re right, nothing is secret. Secret is different from sacred. Nothing is barring anyone from temple ceremonies other than their own choices. Living her truth, hate to break it to ya hon, there’s no such thing as her truth, my truth or your truth. There is only THE truth.
You are fantastic at explaining this culture that is such a mystery to a lot of us.
Is their a religious reason that it needs be the quality of a Halloween costume. That apron had the potential to look halfway decent but instead it looks like that.
Your church can't hoard billions of dollars if its making quality goods.
such a cult! thank you so much for sharing your experience and what actually goes on it the church!
the bonnet kind of slays
It's interesting that Adam and Eve made the fig leaf garments themselves, and the Lord gave them garments of skin. So shouldn't it be a skin apron like the Freemasons it was copied from?
Freemason aprons I've seen in person were cloth decorated with leaf embroidery.
Primary masonic sources online cite Genesis chapter 3 with the fig leaves as an apron, as their inspiration and "a powerful symbol"
personally, I think they missed the point of what was conveyed in the Bible :(
Nah, this shii is wacky. Even if I was brainwashed my whole life, I might snap out of it when someone ordered me to put that polyester nightmare on.
Maybe not if you were told your whole life it was the most special and important thing you would ever do...
@@keepinitreal938 Maybe so. How horrifying that the most important thing I would do ever do would have me dressed in that ridiculous bonnet. I bet those garments are overpriced too with not a stitch of luxury. Not even a cotton blend. Those poor people deserve at least that for their money.
Growing up in mormonism and just going to church on sunday is relatively "normal." This temple experience definitely set off bells in my head. Dressing up like Chef Boyardee and swearing undying fielty to the church (even being willing to give my life if necessary) was a strange experience. Especially since no one tells you what you'll do or what you'll promise beforehand
@@jonbaker476 I'm legitimately so sorry you had to endure this weird ritual. Sacrifice your life if need be?? My goodness, I hope you got out and threw out the chef hat.
@@jessjess23brooks89 I got out but still have the chef hat somewhere
The fact that millions of people believe this and wear those baffles my mind.
I had to giggle at the on-the-nose imagery of the fig leaf apron. Subtle symbolism must be a foreign concept in Mormonism. lolol
Now i know why they dont let anyone in the temple, so they can play dress up in peace lmao
Onlynway tonget into heaven!!😂 good gravy! None of this is 8n the Bible for sure
yeah, it's in the book of Mormon dumb dumb, another book just ad full of BS as your Bible
They use 4 crazy books
Bright Blessings on you for your escape. You have amazing strength.
To quote Stephen King, "it's the church's way of saying God's not dead. He's just got to dementia and can't remember what he asked of us"
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He loves us and knows the number of hairs on our heads, but he can't figure out who our loved ones are without a temple work checklist to keep us together for eternity when eternal separation is the worst punishment possible in the afterlife.
Idiots comment s a idiot the girl
Love the braids!
between you and jordan and mckay i'm getting some conflict on who my favorite apostates truly are.
i think the answer is all y'all, bc what an insane thing to pick a favorite. thank you for exposing this stuff, i've yet to watch your vid bc i'm aware of what occurs in the temple but i am super excited to see your take on it. and it's super badass to put this stuff on and film in it after experiencing it all and leaving. you're really cool 🩵
Are you sure that fig leaf apron is the right shade of green for getting into heaven?
Yeah, I'm a tad confused. The Bible says that Adam and Eve made themselves fig leaves, and the only garments God gave them were made from "skins" or "animal skins."
She meant the fig leaves they cover themselves with
I wish people could understand this is a mix between mason rites and witchcraft rites.
You are very hilarious, the truth is how I laughed🤣😂🤣😂 saludos desde Tenesse😊
That got me right there “changing the logistics”
I can’t get over the secret handshakes to get into heaven…😊
So similar to free masonry
man before the green apron came on i was like "ok this is kinda a look! needs some work but its ok..." and then it just progressively got worse... i like the texture/pattern variety of the white clothes tho! lol. sincerely, gay exmo fashion enthusiast
Thank you. I never felt like I would get to be sealed in the temple. I'm greatful for you showing me what I missed out on...😮😮😮😅😅😅
That green apron is the hottest apparel on the market!
I LOVE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR EARINGS OMG
Could you explain about baptizing the dead into LDS faith? A friend i had who was a nun was baptized and spiritualy married to a guy who fancied her for a wife while she was alive. (She died from leukemia at age 27)
So basically, you need one of the closest family members to give their permission to baptize the dead person (easiest if you're already the closest family member and lds). Then they obviously do the baptism and blessing with a proxy, and it's then the spirit's choice to decide if they accept the ceremonies or not.
Coming from a family of LDS and was never able to go to the temple !!! WT does that have anything to do with getting into heaven ?
My husband is a devote Mormon
The fig leaf apron is definitely my favourite!
Didn't God gave Adam and Eve clothes made out of hide and not fig leaves? Genesis 3:21?
The fig leaf apron is vastly confusing to me as a Christian because in the Genesis account, it says that Adam and Eve clothes themselves in leaves, but when God cast them out, he gave them clothes of animal skin. So they couldn’t even get that right
The wish version of " priestly robes"
Imagine the time spent on learning/practicing things like this
Thank you for showing the garments. Ive heard many descriptions of the garments and ceremonies but have never seen them. Idk what i was picturing but it wasnt that lol
The American philosopher once said: “unlike the beast of the field, we don’t live in a merely physical world, but we live in a world of symbols and sign.” The richer our symbols and signs, the less “non human” we become … and the closer we draw to a meaningless life style.
I wasted so much of my life in this church. They stole my youth.
Amazing! Keep up the good work.
Anciently the high priests had special temple ceremonial clothes. And to the comments about Freemasons 15 of our US presidents were Freemasons, including George Washington, Theodore Roosevelt, and Gerald Ford to name a few.
With due respect, it does look rather cheaply made, when the Church takes in Millions of $$.
I wish you would provide subtitles :)
Ate those temple garments well made? They look like straight polyester. And are they expensive? Do members open the temple garments before their first endowment? Are you shocked by what you'll be wearing?
As someone who has only ever seen missionaries wandering my neighborhood, this seems so ridiculous! Not meaning to mock another's religion, not at all. Just seems so far-fetched. How did he get enough people to follow him that his bs was able to live on? And do people sincerely and truly believe this stuff? I mean, they must, obviously. Sorry, this seems like somebody decided to prank a tiny town, and said "hey, this made up stuff is real. I'll help enlighten you." This and scientology both feel like a bad joke. Something you'd read in a Dean Koontz book.
Every one of those missionaries has done this. Receiving your 'endowment' (the name of the ceremony this stupid outfit is worn for) is a requirement to be a missionary.
My OCD is screaming: iron or steam iron those garments!
I’m just waiting for the Mormons to flip their lids on the one. 🍺 🍿
I like the fig leave!
Do they also do this in regular small LDS churches or just in temples??
The smaller churches are just for weekly service. Temple is a big deal that you visit for special reasons.
Your earrings are GORGE 😍 link? 🙏✨
Its weird how fixated they are on controlling womens bodies and how they are covered up
Damn, you just went for it with this one! 😂
There's handshakes!! I want to learn them. I must know more
I wonder how much LDS has invested in Chinese sweatshops.
The more of the mysterious and secret things I learn about the Mormon Religion the less I see to compare to Christianity.
How do they get people to wear this get-up with bursting out laughing??
It looks like a cheap Halloween costume 😆
Because actually being in the temple doesn't feel funny; it feels creepy as fuck. Also, she didn't mention this, but before you put all that on for the first time you have to be "anointed", which at the time meant you had to get naked and a person would put oil on you while reciting a specific ritualistic prayer.
So yeah, people don't laugh because they just got traumatized, and then they're put in weird little house on the prairie clothes and sworn to never reveal what just happened.
It looks funny here. It looks a hell of a lot less funny in real life.
You put the veil on backwards. It’s supposed to be put on with the veil covering your face and then flipped back over your head. Or at least it was when I stopped going. Maybe now that took the face veiling out people are wearing it differently?
Cast out of heaven into …. Missouri….
No, it's LUCIFIER who tells them to make the green apron, that is worn all the way thru the ritual, even into the "Celestial Room." Truly bizarre.
Do you have any other content besides The "Mormon" church?
Glad my wife never did these in her wards. My inlaws are morman, however none of the children (wife included) went through the mission. My wife only believes half of the morman religion. My mother in law is devout, my father in law became mad at the religion and has all but left the morman church ( or wards.) I am not lds nor care to join, my wife was not practicing when we met, both my boys go to the lds church and my oldest is in the priesthood, however he has made it clear he doesn't want to do anything with the mission. My wife started to go to keep her mom company. But really has no desire to progress or do anything with in the ward.
I’m almost 17, I’m Mormon, this is disturbing to me, I have always felt off about some parts of the church,and I do really believe in God I just really don’t know if I believe in the church anymore :/
If someone can get into heaven by works then bad actions can get us tossed out?
Just so brutally truthful...watching it like this makes you realize just how insane these ceremonies are...good grief.
OMG you're definitely going to the hot burny place😂. Keep up the good work!
But in Genesis God gave Adam and Eve clothes made from animal pelts (the first sacrifice) to replace their inadequate fig leaf garments, so the apron doesn’t make sense. Weird!
Be born again. No handshake is required. How truly ridiculous. Apart from the grace of God, we can do nothing to get into heaven.
When Jesus was asked how to get to heaven in John 3: "Now there was a Pharisee, a man named Nicodemus who was a member of the Jewish ruling council. 2 He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know that you are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the signs you are doing if God were not with him.”
3 Jesus replied, “Very truly I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless they are born again.[a]”
4 “How can someone be born when they are old?” Nicodemus asked. “Surely they cannot enter a second time into their mother’s womb to be born!”
5 Jesus answered, “Very truly I tell you, no one can enter the kingdom of God unless they are born of water and the Spirit. 6 Flesh gives birth to flesh, but the Spirit gives birth to spirit. 7 You should not be surprised at my saying, ‘You must be born again.’"
This is not the baptism of the dead. That is made-up garbage.
Adam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit and became ashamed of their nakedness. This is why they covered themselves, now symbolized by the fig leaf.
When God, who walked upon the earth in those days came to find them and saw that they were hiding, He cast them and their family out of eden. Before they left, he kissed them upon their foreheads to offer some protection.
Please note that they donned the fig leaves prior to seeing the Almighty, not after.
This is how I remember the passages from the Book of Genesis.