Mormon Afterlife Explained (A Flowchart for your Soul)
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An afterlife so complex you have to rely on a flowchart to explain it? Polygamy in heaven? A veil of forgetfulness? Getting your own planet? I cover it all and more in this episode all about the Mormon afterlife.
My research for today’s episode has also inspired me to start a band called “Sons of Perdition.” Our first album will be titled “Outer Darkness” and the hit single off the album will be “Lucifer’s Groupies.” I am searching for a drummer, bassist, and clarinet player. DM with inquiries.
*Mormon doctrine on becoming like God: (www.churchofjesuschrist.org/s...)
*Mormon doctrine on the plan of salvation, also known as the plan of happiness:
(www.churchofjesuschrist.org/s...)
*Download your very own Pre-Earth life certificate: (drive.google.com/drive/folder...)
*Wikipedia about the Celestial Kingdom: (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celesti...)
*Crazy Mormon cartoon (not everything in this cartoon is currently practiced by Mormons but it is still a trip): • Banned Mormon Cartoon ...
*CES Letter, a common tool used to deconstruct Mormonism: (cesletter.org/CES-Letter.pdf)
*My book, How to Leave the Mormon Church: An Exmormon's Guide for Rebuilding After Religion: (www.amazon.com/How-Leave-Morm...)
*My Mormon wedding explained video: ( • Mormon Temple Weddings... )
*My Mormon endowment explained video: ( • Secret Mormon Temple C... )
*Why Mormons baptize the dead: ( • Mormons Baptize the De... )
*My Mormon garments explained video ( • Mormon Garments Explained )
*My Mormon faith crisis ( • Why I Left the Mormon ... )
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I heard a member say her parents told her that babies cry at birth because their pre mortal body is being crushed and compressed to fit into such a small earthly vessel. Mormon lore really is wild.
This is where multi level marketing came from.
You know, I’m beginning to think this was all just made up.
I’m thankful my born-Mormon Grandma flipped this bonkers board game off our family’s proverbial table.
The lore is so good. I totally get why people stay in the church just to play the the game of “Who Wants to Have Their Own Planet” 😅
A flowchart for my soul??? I'm in
ok im so fucking intrigued?? WHAT IF YOU JUST WANTED TO REST IN PEACE????? what happened to resting in peace. imagine dying and still having to do so much work what seems never ending? cause like if you get a planet does this happen all over again?? IM SO SO CONFUSED????? after life pyramid scheme. I'm sorry heavenly father i think i just want to chill.
I can’t imagine how much psychological pressure this puts on people. The stakes are so high and it sounds so competitive.
I urgently need a board game for mormon afterlife. As an atheist, this is great entertainment 😭
So, basically, the Mormon church is an MLM. If you tithed enough to get to our super-platinum level, not only do you get to go to heaven, but you have a chance at a lucky drawing for your own planet! I mean, I thought scientology came up with some wackadoodle beliefs, but this stuff is really up there! The real question: will Xenu be sent to outer darkness or the telestial kingdom?
I had my own experience with the sci-fi/fantasy and Mormon connection. I was an adult convert and when the missionaries learned I also played D&D they were quite excited. They said being Mormon was like playing D&D with my life. Instead of leveling up my gaming character I could level up my soul. 😂
Continuing in the After Life to serve a man who believes he is a god sounds like another type of hell, lol.
hey! I worked as a sound engineer, that buzzing sound around the 26-min mark is usually caused by nearby electronics turning on and/or receiving a network transmission. So for ex, when I would be on set for documentaries in people's homes, the first thing we would do when coming in is turn off the wi-fi, unplug the television, radio, electronic clock, whatever, and either turn off every single phone in the room or at least put them on airplane mode. If anyone gets a text, if the wi-fi has a fluctuation, if the tv is on stand-by, pretty much any electronic that's in the same room as your mic, has the very real potential of causing this very specific kind of buzzing. So if you don't want it to happen in the future, make sure you turn off everything before starting to film!
I love how there’s people that say they believe THIS but say the Big Bang is false.
"God decided that Jesus Christ was going to be his favorite child ... and so he told Satan to go pound sand. Satan was a little butt-hurt."
This is how an egomaniac would imagine Heaven. "I will be in the VIP section surrounded by my followers, everyone else will be my servant and then God will step aside for me."
From a Christian perspective these beliefs are not only pretty wild, but they're sinful and blasphemous. It's kind of crazy most Mormons and some non-Mormons think this is a form of Christianity, it's not, it's a perversion of it.
"For in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God in heaven." - Matthew 22:30
Alyssa, you are so entertaining! As an ex-mo myself, I just can't get enough of your channel. I was a Mormon from age 8 (in 1963) until I lost my faith at around 12-13 and stopped going to church at 14. Luckily, I wasn't forced to attend Mutual and I never went to Seminary. Once again, I am SO GLAD that I missed out on most of these crazy teachings. Good lord, as an artist/writer/ creative, a supercomputer could not have designed a religion more antithetical to my very being. Mormon heaven, with all the levels and mundane stuff, sounds like it was invented by bean counters.