PROS AND CONS OF THE CHAOS GODS | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #9

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  • @DustyTheKitty
    @DustyTheKitty ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Born to sh!t, forced to wipe.
    Nurgle: You shall no longer be burdened, my child!

  • @NerdMafiaSV
    @NerdMafiaSV ปีที่แล้ว +47

    23:10
    The khorne worshipper in me came out when he says "he must bench buildings on leg day" YOU DON'T BENCH SHIT ON LEG DAY, YOU BENCH ON CHEST DAY! HE FUCKING SQUATS SKYSCRAPERS THO

  • @Le-cp9tr
    @Le-cp9tr ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Praise Malice, Lord of the anathema, Herald of Hypocrisy, Anarch of Contradictions, Father of Discord, Ruler of None and All, and Bane to all that is Chaos

    • @Faefaxi
      @Faefaxi ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sounds like heresy

    • @philiphamel8504
      @philiphamel8504 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sounds like the Emperor

    • @cjdugan7138
      @cjdugan7138 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sounds like Malal, the true god of chaos. For he has no rules.
      I wish he was canon still he is so cool.

    • @Miron_Marnic
      @Miron_Marnic ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@cjdugan7138Malice is Malal in everything but the name.

    • @Alpharius_OmegonXX
      @Alpharius_OmegonXX ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Hail the God Emperor of Mankind, lord of order and tyranny. The Anathema.

  • @thewerdna
    @thewerdna 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    In the words of the Emperor from TTS "Khorne will never attempt to stab you in the back. Instead he will stab you in the face over and over until your face no longer resembles a face"
    So yeah, at least with Khorne you know where you stand

  • @scottydoesknow3935
    @scottydoesknow3935 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    20:59 American football team with gators at the end, you'll never believe it but, the florida gators

  • @gabrielathero
    @gabrielathero ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nurgle: Stench and emptiness.
    Khorne: Kill cowards, get shredded!
    Slaanesh: Just wanna have fun.
    Tzeench: Play chess, f*ck with everybody.

    • @3volution636
      @3volution636 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nurgle: Born to shit, forced to wipe

  • @halkiierid4084
    @halkiierid4084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Fun fact: During the Mesozoic, alligators in North America could reach a length of over 30 ft/10 m. Their main prey source was dinosaurs.

  • @Lock-n-Load1779
    @Lock-n-Load1779 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    It's worth mentioning that the Khorne hyperbolic time chamber gym is actually a really positive space, the bloodthirster personal trainers have really good at their job, they know what your limit is and wont push you past your physical capabilities, but will get you to do your best. And contrary to popular belief, it's open to every force of chaos, (though the selfie gaurd gator does exist) it's just that people only ever hear about the bad experiences, which is sad because alot of the followers and deamons who go here are pretty chill, I've met a lord of change who will give you some ambiguously philosophical life advice whilst he benches double his weight, and I spar with a semi-professional Slaanesh kickboxer. Hell of a looker, but damn does she have a nasty left hook.

    • @juicydraconian2628
      @juicydraconian2628 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, I have also been there, great unclean ones are suprisingly muscular under the bloated rot, also belakor runs the fencing classes there on sundays

    • @falconstudios146
      @falconstudios146 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fencing classes are great! As a cultist of Slaanesh, it can be hard to find accepting spaces to keep myself at the top of my game with my overly-ornate sword.

    • @riedenstien9799
      @riedenstien9799 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blessed comments 😌

  • @ricy802
    @ricy802 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I had to stop wiping my ass, because I can't let shit bother me." -Nurgle worshipper

  • @pookiemaster
    @pookiemaster ปีที่แล้ว +26

    A pro about nurgle is he genuinely loves all of his followers and views them as his children (not 100% sure about the children part) and gives them his gifts (plague)

    • @chr0mg0d
      @chr0mg0d ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and a painresistance induced joy resulting from said gifts. grandfather is best for sure 😁

  • @masterofspam1408
    @masterofspam1408 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Sooo is skull fucking a Khorne thing or a slaanesh thing?"
    GFDI XD I almost spit my beer acroos the room.
    Instantly I get this mental image of slaanesh fucking Specifically Khorne's best skull collection, and the warp shattering rage at it's discovery.

  • @Des-rh9zn
    @Des-rh9zn ปีที่แล้ว +25

    On the topic of chaos alligators there’s a line in Saturnine while describing the chaos mutations wracked upon the world eaters they mention some began to resemble *fresh water reptiles* so just imagine a charging alligator jaw snapping Bezerker

  • @DragonsHoardOfPlastic
    @DragonsHoardOfPlastic ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm gonna say it now, I _will_ be making a Khorn Juggernaut rider that's on an alligator instead. Seraphon range coming in clutch.
    Also, based Bionicle Enjoyer moment.

  • @Th3_Only_Spider-Man
    @Th3_Only_Spider-Man ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Now I want a sub-chapter of salamanders that are just fire breathing gators

  • @joshuabrand111
    @joshuabrand111 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Fun fact Florida man here, we got Gators, Crocks, bears, jaguars, Caymans, 300+lbs wild boars, pythons, boas, anacondas (now), wild monkeys, herpes monkeys, large huntsman spiders, most of north America's most venomous snakes, bull sharks, rapey dolphins, and much much more. We're basically America's Australia. Oh and there's flesh eating bacteria in the St John's River.....
    Welcome to Florida, good luck!

    • @epicassassin8502
      @epicassassin8502 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Catacan

    • @joshuabrand111
      @joshuabrand111 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@epicassassin8502 you mean Florida premium plus?

    • @G0thCrayon
      @G0thCrayon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I prefer the term "Easy Mode Australia."
      Let's also add the fact that, for around 6-9 months every year, you can expect heat index to average 95°-103° daily -with 85%+ humidity.
      The heat just straight up feels like living in a pressure cooker.

    • @joshuabrand111
      @joshuabrand111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@G0thCrayon idk by guy, the only things we're missing here in Florida are kangaroos, koalas, a vast inland desert, and Hemsworths. But we do have more/better drugs, at least 2.5 guns per citizen, a few unseen horrors beyond mans comprehension, and FloridaMan. He's like Batman but the opposite, and on all of the aforementioned drugs.

    • @joshuabrand111
      @joshuabrand111 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@G0thCrayon on a unrelated note, I absolutely love your username, never change.

  • @antihero615
    @antihero615 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Ka’Bandha/Cowabunga part with Michelangelo 😂😂😂

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Btw those art pieces of Nurgle and Tzeentch are made by Klaher Baklaher.
    You'd think that art would be official with how often it gets passed around in fandom spaces but nope. Fan art. Funnily enough though he does actually work at OwlCat now, apparently, and also did art for Total War: Warhammer

  • @judahsmyth5398
    @judahsmyth5398 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Nurgle: immortality through the endless cycle of life death and rebirth, a favorite of those who might die to disease
    Khorne: Valhalla, a favorite for brawlers of all kinds
    Slaanesh: Cenobytes i guess? good for the hornis
    Tzeentch: constant changing, never being bored with your body, maybe also getting some neat mind powers, good for tricksters or just people who don't give a f

    • @SeanCrosser
      @SeanCrosser ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think Nurgle has anything to do with rebirth, just the surety that all life DOES die and rot. Maybe the rot brings about other life but not everyone gets to be a butterfly.
      Like otherwise all top-level Nurgle adherents would be clean newborns that have gone through the cycle, and not perpetual rotbags.

  • @antonymash9586
    @antonymash9586 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    There is a warp crocodile in cannon. I seem to recall one taking a bite out of an ultramarine.

    • @FifingFossil
      @FifingFossil ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Crokey!

    • @dukedevlan5457
      @dukedevlan5457 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@bazejpolitowicz6609 we must get the digredoo to calm the beast

    • @titusamante2662
      @titusamante2662 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      in the book Legion I believe. took a bite out of an Alpha Legionnaires leg.

  • @enclavesoldier7728
    @enclavesoldier7728 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Nurgle: Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe

  • @master-of-frogs5415
    @master-of-frogs5415 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Unironically want to start a khorne army after this purely so I can proxy a demon crocodile in for a bloodthirster or something, maybe green stuff some possessed dumbbells for my chaos marines

  • @garrhettroebuck8402
    @garrhettroebuck8402 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Speaking of Bionicle and 40k my buddy once showed me this game called Barranai Nui. Some group called Red Star Games made a tabletop wargame set in the bionicle universe inspired by 40k 8th ed.

  • @ghostparty2062
    @ghostparty2062 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    At first, khorne was the one I'd least want to worship. But if it's constant brawling to amon amarth than sign me up 🤘😂

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Florida Man: The 5th Chaos God

    • @Dragonnerd75
      @Dragonnerd75 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      He grants his followers alligator arms

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      will he stop at just Florida?

  • @BirdRaiserE
    @BirdRaiserE ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I clicked not because of Slaanesh, but because of Tzeentch's whack-ass pose

  • @ogliara6473
    @ogliara6473 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Ngl, being a Khornite worshipper sounds fucking great the way you describe it.

    • @TroySeaman
      @TroySeaman 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I agree. Would join Khorne just for the constant death metal

  • @HydraDominatus_XX
    @HydraDominatus_XX ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’m glad I watched an almost ten hour bionicle lore video before I watched this

    • @MootsTheFunnySwede
      @MootsTheFunnySwede ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Only ten hours? They must have condensed it quite a bit then

  • @samuelleon4822
    @samuelleon4822 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    A side note Florida has both alligators and crocodiles.

    • @samuelleon4822
      @samuelleon4822 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Another note Gators prefer freshwater and Crocs prefer saltwater.

  • @Kegdrinker
    @Kegdrinker 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I'd still go with Khorne because he's the only one who's never going to screw you over and he's very upright and honest about it. If anything its on you if you turn world shattering mad from his influence. A true champion of his ideals is anyone capable of overcoming Khrone's overwhelming power and not degrade into a mindless, rage fueled berserker. As that in of itself is a tremendous feat of strength, something of which Khorne favors greatly.
    And to make a joke regarding Slannesh, your greatest gift is anything you desire... But for some reason, you can't take your eyes off the Khornate guy or gal who's pumping brass trimmed iron across the other side of the gym. Subjugating you to the judgement of the Khorne Alligator that roams the locale.
    On that note, Khornate Crotalids when? Giant, alien alligators blessed by Khorne that can warp travel... Yes!

  • @nikolthomas2544
    @nikolthomas2544 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Crotalids are warp gator/croc things in the lore.
    Yes I know you were talking about a normal one being chaos-empowered, just pointing out it's not a far-fetched idea.

  • @Goblintracker
    @Goblintracker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    38:14 Cyndi Lauper sang “Girls just wanna have fun”. Tina Turner was married to Ike Turner, who may have been a devotee of either Slanesh or Kohrn. He cheated on Tina with every woman he possibly could while being high on everything. He also damn near beat Tina to death on multiple occasions.

  • @temba92
    @temba92 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    35:00 I fear that under Slaanesh you are the one whos orifices are getting man handled. At least under Nurgle you have a chance to become a family man. In the Book "Lords of Silence" people where born, worked, created families, worked some more and died inside the ship "Solace" all while having all kinds of illnesses.

  • @zephodb
    @zephodb ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I had a Nurgle + Slaanesh army combo with demons and marines back in the day... they were the STD warriors. >.>
    This was way back... Plague Marines for Troops, Noise Marines as Heavy Choices with blaster masters, Daemonettes moving around and Nurglings to hold objectives. >.>
    Don't forget, Papa Nurgle loves everybody, wishes to bring them things to make them stronger, and is just full of (horrible) gifts... Also he's a Symbol of Immortality... >.< I like Sorcery & Tzeentch too... but only one of the four main chaos gods is just an asshole, and that's Tzeench.

    • @harvestblades
      @harvestblades ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's pretty hilarious & could see grandpa pay have fun with Slaanesh planting a STD into a cukt & watching it spread like wildfire.

  • @Blandy8521
    @Blandy8521 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    The best chaos god is the great horned rat. No I won't explain myself

  • @ZanaTheBatPony
    @ZanaTheBatPony 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Not gonna lie, this ain't what I was expecting when seeing a vid about the pros and cons of the Chaos Gods, but I had a blast watching this!

  • @halfknight2310
    @halfknight2310 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    24:40…. Oh by the gods. Now I’m just imagining this.
    The marines in Baal are all like on duty. And then a marine is like, “brother, you hear that?” As they look up at the sky and there is just a flaming ball coming down from a warp portal.
    And they then just see, Ka'Bandha falling from the sky down upon Baal screaming as more demons fall. And they’re all chanting, “Cowabunga it is!”

    • @deadeye9439
      @deadeye9439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dante: *GLORIOUS DEATH!!!!!*
      revs up chainsword with hatred and malice

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@deadeye9439 he then somehow survives. “FUCK!”

  • @spork6264
    @spork6264 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    You see the only reason the guardsman got that bad of a deal is because he prayed last minute and didn’t mean it he just wanted to save his skin

  • @darvog7160
    @darvog7160 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    17:10
    now I need a Khonite arigater in my world eater army XD

  • @IHaveAName1824
    @IHaveAName1824 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This was a trip

  • @hiromitsumoonblossom8682
    @hiromitsumoonblossom8682 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Pro, they give you actual POWER, unlike a certain mummified corpse.
    Con, you get screwed up by demons.
    Pro, you get eternal life.
    Con, you'll look weird.
    Pro, you can experiment and create new inventions without fear of execution.
    Con, uuuuuuuh...
    Pro, we got some cool shit in here.
    Con, hold on a sec.
    Pro, We have entire worlds made of cookies.
    Con, okay that's pretty sick.

  • @3rdCharcoal
    @3rdCharcoal ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I turned on a new 40k channel and the first thing I heard were death threats... excellent just how it should be

  • @sbrunscheon
    @sbrunscheon ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I decided to give this a try. What the hell was I thinking.... I'm awaiting your next podcast.

  • @nylster7156
    @nylster7156 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Discovered you with your shorts, wasn't sure to watch all the podcast but damn, your alchemy was very communicative !

  • @erns_t
    @erns_t 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    24:38 I put this here for my own memery

  • @blackalucard3947
    @blackalucard3947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    43:42 I KNEW that tail wasn't real!

  • @Wolfdev07
    @Wolfdev07 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Well time to make alligator marines

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    @16:20 "Nurgleville"
    - It's pronounced JACKSONVILLE...but yes. 😉

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Honestly, I would buy the kill cowards get shredded shirt

  • @kharnathaxefather4283
    @kharnathaxefather4283 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This made me laugh my ass off!!! I listened to you guys as I cut up a piece of tree in my yard and when Red said Kha'Bunga I almost had a stroke!! Keep these coming please y'all got a sub and a fan. Hopefully I'll have time to join the chaos on Discord at some point soon 😂😂😂

    • @halfknight2310
      @halfknight2310 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I heard that part. I was imagining this.
      A bunch of marines on Baal are on patrol when they hear something. They look up to see a warp portal and something falling.
      And it’s just Ka'Bandha falling from the sky down upon Baal screaming as more demons fall. And they’re all chanting, “Cowabunga it is!”

  • @zerospurgatoyabyss
    @zerospurgatoyabyss ปีที่แล้ว +12

    KHORNE YEAH KHORNE KHORNE KHORNE

  • @randomgamer4730
    @randomgamer4730 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    My Brother in the emperor, the biggest rival of nurgle is tzeentch

  • @HuntedHydraGaming
    @HuntedHydraGaming ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wanted to add to the whole alligator discussion first as an Aussie with Crocs, bigger and scarier
    Second, the older forms of the gators in Dino time iirc was Sarcosuchas
    And third, warhammer has their own gators, they literally travel in the warp and are called Crotilids (Spelling might be wrong) so imagine a chaos Warband with some of those

  • @jameshill3427
    @jameshill3427 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    27:35 Angron's were broken and perpetually played baby shark

  • @3volution636
    @3volution636 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    GAINS FOR THE GAINS GOD!!!

  • @Neddicus
    @Neddicus ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I need some "Born to shit, forced to wipe" merch right now

    • @StDomBz
      @StDomBz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      This. But it's a great unclean one being attacked by grey knight whose scrolls and everything are toilet paper

  • @drvgxn4719
    @drvgxn4719 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This shit was funny as fuck.

  • @doot_slayer
    @doot_slayer ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Speaking of Dragon Ball, Khorne is literally perfect for the Saiyans. If they were in 40K they’d pop out another one of him, there’d be 2 Khornes except one would be a Golden Oozaru probably

  • @diggman88
    @diggman88 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    On the topic of Florida, they have both. There are American alligators and crocodiles in Florida

  • @Sauce_IMP
    @Sauce_IMP ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That alligator space marine chapter idea is too perfect. Imagine, the Carcharodons being rumoured to have Night Lord gene-seed, the ''Deinosuchus'' chapter could have Salamander gene-seed and keeping with the mutation plagued successor chapters of Salamanders they could all have similar traits to gators instead of the black skin they'd have skin so tough it can stop Bolt shells and their chapter master could just flat out look like Arkham Asylum Killer Croc WHO IS 11 FEET TALL!🤩

  • @asfm2
    @asfm2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    STDs are a Nurgle vs Slaanesh battleground I think.

  • @xJadeWolfxx
    @xJadeWolfxx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    I just started watching you guys and was pleased that Swedish practice might occasionally pay off. As for spelling its "Liemannen". :3

  • @Waabbrr
    @Waabbrr 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    missed a massive pro of slaanesh, the strive for perfection.

  • @aurasentinel1373
    @aurasentinel1373 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Found the creature. The Crotalid. They can Warp travel in canon

    • @aurasentinel1373
      @aurasentinel1373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also featured in TTS!

    • @urgereturnz6540
      @urgereturnz6540 ปีที่แล้ว

      Defeated by kitten and Magnus on their way to the imperial palace

  • @joaoguilhermeassim
    @joaoguilhermeassim ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Cabanga & Libyedo, best Daemonic duo

  • @DecafSoup
    @DecafSoup ปีที่แล้ว +6

    khorne seems like the chaos god of a fun time

  • @rubricmarine6857
    @rubricmarine6857 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I use a crocodile for my faction icon. I run thousand sons.

  • @adelapetruzelkova5159
    @adelapetruzelkova5159 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Khorne is literaly steroids, you get super strong
    But it destroys your sanity

  • @chuckhoyle1211
    @chuckhoyle1211 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I have bankers boxes filled with lego from when I was a kid. Yes... kid... I'm an engineer so I need them for professional work. Honestly...

  • @Erroneous-404
    @Erroneous-404 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Scarbrand Gym Bro

    • @nikolthomas2544
      @nikolthomas2544 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Skarbrand will bring the gatorade and protein shakes!!!

  • @grey9803
    @grey9803 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Florida has alligators and crocs

  • @doomslayerprime9749
    @doomslayerprime9749 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    24:39 Kabunga!!!!!

  • @ilovecake172
    @ilovecake172 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    when you said a korn alligator I could stop thinking about I SCP 682 managed to get into Warhammer they would instantly become a champion

    • @mikesnyder3317
      @mikesnyder3317 ปีที่แล้ว

      I dont think scps would be nearly as impressive in the far future where there is only war. I PROMISE you if the foundation can catch and contain the hard to kill heretic a space marine squad would absolutely stomp him. Full stop

  • @ThePrinceOfSpace413
    @ThePrinceOfSpace413 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    21:00
    I mean... the Florida gators.. kinda

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah the bottom bitches of the Crimson Tide and Bulldogs 😂

  • @urgereturnz6540
    @urgereturnz6540 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Yes inquisitor this video right here

  • @reihkanslerjeleshka232
    @reihkanslerjeleshka232 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Lads, i think that you lost one major con of Slaanesh, after some murderfucking you need more and more to feel something, and after long time you feel nothing, because you surpassed almost all limits of your body and you dont even know what to do next to get high, and that the moment you suffer not in pleasurable way.

    • @michaelcollins4534
      @michaelcollins4534 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Still better than being a rot monster

  • @TerminatorVanisAugustian
    @TerminatorVanisAugustian ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Imagine a alligator that could take down a trex and khorne-ify it

  • @Sabert00thsa
    @Sabert00thsa 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    There are 2 species of alligator the American and Chinese of the 2 the American is bigger and more aggressive. American Alligators can get up to 20ft in the right circumstances tho rare.

  • @kinge12007
    @kinge12007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I'd fall to khorne immediately

  • @VacadoRay
    @VacadoRay ปีที่แล้ว +7

    32:49 time to raid the cartel drug stash and do all their drugs

  • @cathalbennett6384
    @cathalbennett6384 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    As a space wolf player i can conform the wolf king won the chess match

  • @TheInvaderDax
    @TheInvaderDax ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Khorne keeps their skull collection clean. Or covered in blood. I do not think it is a crossover thing

  • @onlyxenolord7494
    @onlyxenolord7494 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Looks to camera, kah'bunga it is.

  • @Levi-rk6pv
    @Levi-rk6pv ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Korn death llamas and nurgle plague alpacas

  • @virtualhimeji462
    @virtualhimeji462 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Just an average night lord

  • @clint_yeastwould9053
    @clint_yeastwould9053 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fact marduk was mentioned 😂

  • @machetepenguin2361
    @machetepenguin2361 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Depends on where you stand on showers”
    For me personally it’s out side

  • @Neddicus
    @Neddicus ปีที่แล้ว +10

    They will now forever be Khorn Dogs in my head cannon

  • @NuketheDuke
    @NuketheDuke ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can confirm that was Leman Russ's advantage 43:48

  • @NerdMafiaSV
    @NerdMafiaSV ปีที่แล้ว +8

    IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW THE YELLOW BOI SAID GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN WAS A TINA TURNER SONG WHEN IT WAS A CINDY LAUPER SONG??? THEY'RE NOT EVEN THAT SIMILAR AS ARTISTS!

    • @dergunter1237
      @dergunter1237 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      both are trash

    • @Goblintracker
      @Goblintracker 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ike Turner was 100% worshipping a Chaos god, either Slanesh or Khorn. He banged every woman he could while on every drug, he also almost beat Tina to death on multiple occasions.

  • @Josynx
    @Josynx ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Swedish name for the reaper: Lululemon

  • @Nostroman_Praetor
    @Nostroman_Praetor ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ave Dominus Nox Brother Bones!

  • @Joahhs
    @Joahhs ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know, now that you mention it... Bionicle would do pretty alright as a faction, if they used like peak Bionicle, regular ass ones like the toa Mata would get bodied easily but like. The Bionicle God beings, they'd stand at least a little bit of a chance.

    • @ohim6777
      @ohim6777 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Great spirit vs the emprah 1v1

    • @Joahhs
      @Joahhs ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ohim6777 You mean, the men of iron?

  • @jadedstonedmonkey
    @jadedstonedmonkey ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Bionacles now

  • @reckless8978
    @reckless8978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Youd feel the love of nurgle though.

  • @countsnowyofgwainn3996
    @countsnowyofgwainn3996 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Praise be to Slaanesh. I can't wait for this to come out lol

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now I want to 3D print gators and make them into flesh hound proxies, bc I am starting a world eater army

  • @MsBarbarette
    @MsBarbarette ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Waffle House is still around in the 40k universe in my cannon and the Waffle House scale is still used by the inquisition

    • @Dunkopf
      @Dunkopf ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Waffle house is eternal

    • @AutisticDumplingMan
      @AutisticDumplingMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      …and it has a new host

    • @G0thCrayon
      @G0thCrayon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I concur with this canonical addition.

  • @ricktube4043
    @ricktube4043 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    12:48 -i have a serious question about it... Do plague marine sh$t? Do they even eat? They maybe fart but isnt it the gas from the plagues?

  • @sparkeykills1
    @sparkeykills1 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Really sad to see that the nurgle worshiper wasn't there... I know nurgle is disgusting but theres so much more to it than what you guys are saying it is. Go read the lords of Silence book and then come back to me, and nurgle loves all of his children. Only one of the 4 who wont just outright betray you for shits and gigles, maybe khorne also.

  • @philiphamel8504
    @philiphamel8504 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    While Im a Xenos player at heart, I gotta give it up to Tzeentch. I love me some eldritch horror