By "quite humours extent" u imagine he trapped the chaptermaster showed him 6 tyrinids informed him he would release them in random places before sending him back along with only five nids forcing the chapter to forever be looking for the nonexistent nid
An interaction between Trazyn and Ciaphas Cain would play out like a Tom and Jerry skit No, it doesn't matter who is pursuing who, the pursuer would never win
@@nomus1172and then suddenly Ciaphas Cain, the old fart appears from the warp in an Imperial ship. It turns out the Ciaphas Cain that died was a genetic clone sent out by a daemon Cain was fighting aboard the ship to make people forget about the Hero of the Imperium. Which Cain valiantly defeats with the help of Jurgen and an Eldar Farseer who foresaw this day... Because that's the type of bullshit Cain would survive, somehow. Which is exactly why he's never marked as KIA in his reports.
Safekeeping is the best fate for all artifacts whose original owners cared not one bit for them, artifacts either dynamited, or ground down and burned to make quick lime. Crying 200 years later to give the purchased items back? Sorry mate we still have the receipts XD The exhibits of Trazyns collection may not feel it, but he does care for them.
And some nations really does not take care of their artifacts all that well either. Such priceless object lost in Egyptian and Middle Eastern Museum. Not to mention all the lost item during Chinese Civil War.
“I can’t let them destroy my stuff… BUT if I destroy all of them then I can’t keep history..” *abducts literally everything and steals everything else*
Another example of Trazyn being capable of doing nice things. After Creed was rescued/surprise adopted by Trazyn, Ursula Creed (His daughter) found her fathers greatcoat miraculously placed in her room. While its not specifically stated, its heavely implied that Trazyn infiltrated a Lord General's private quarters just to give her something to remember her father about
@@MyGreengecko I mean... Knowing Trazyn that coat 100% has some sort of tracker on it so Trazyn can... Uhh... "Extend" his Creed/cadia gallery when time comes
I love how Trazyn sometimes just actually does kinda nice things to no benefit of himself. Like secretly giving Creed's coat to Creed's daughter. He had literally no reason to do this, but he did.
@@yrenekurtz5268 Yea didn't he (SPOILERS FOR INFINITE AND THE DIVINE BELOW, albeit minor ones) set up that librarian he mindshacked to be in that position? I think Trazyn also provided the funding to let the guys family get into a very good school (yes I know it is called a schola or something like that but I frankly don't care). He also provide funding for augmentations to let the guy live longer and better, even when Train had the ability to just set up a replacement with he only did after the librarian was going to be retired due to his old age regardless. Heck the mindshackle scarabs rarely had to assert their influence if I remember right, Trazyn is just a good boss. Unrelated but autocorrect keeps changing Trazyn's name to Train. Trazyn the Tank Engine. You are welcome for the mental image.
there's a bit in The Infinite and The Divine where he shows off his HH era Blood Angels army and explains in detail which marines he had to repaint because they're from a successor chapter, which ones he still has to swap out because they're wearing the wrong helmets etc. and I've never related to a 40k character as much before or since.
Ya know what, yea, I can easily see Guliman having sort out a back room deal with trayzn, give him a couple artifacts, and organize his shit to peek efficiency, and in return guliman gains access to possibly the largest repository of information in the entire universe second to the black library. Including very old and wise figures of the each of the races where he can learn from and talk with. Would it be something the imperium would approve of ? Probably not, a beneficial agreement for both parties ? Absolutely.
Guilliman wasn't *actually* asleep for 10000 years, he was being kept by Trazyn as his official organizer. The body in the stasis pod was a fake Trazyn made to keep the imperium off his scent :3
@@Uniformtree000Mechanicus have been fucking with necron tech for years, the Astartes don't need to know, Roboute just needs to get the boys from Mars on the case all hush hush.
The Infinite and the Divine does so much for Trazyn's character. Like all great Necron characters he's real fun and goofy on the outside but has a really touching but depressing core deep inside. Man's real sad he cant even remember what they all looked like back in the flesh times.
the infintie and the divine also has some hilarious lines, "you got us cabinet seats to a coup!" "well the reviews where good", "do you have a window orkian?", just the their bickering as a whole, i cant help but think of them like statler and waldorf
@@o98zMy favourite part of the book is when trayzen and orikan start a Pokemon battle with the ctarn shards, with trayzen just pulling out tesseract Labrinth after Labrinth with different army units inside to throw at the controlled necrons. Shit was wild🤣😂
Is it wrong to consider Trazyn the best character in all of 40K? Like don't get me wrong 40k has a lot of amazing characters but I just think Trazyn might honestly be the best written and most entertaining. At the very least I think he's easily in the top 10 best 40k characters.
He’s my favorite character in 40k, and I’m an Ork simp. Trazyn has had such amazing impact in universe and is just such a fun asshole to have. Any time he’s brought up I’m just cheering because I know something silly is gonna happen. Orks are my favorite boys but Trazyn is my favorite character for sure.
@@enoughothisthe audiobook was one of the best and funniest things I’ve had the pleasure of listening to. It was great and hilarious. Just 10,000 years in suspension is like a 10 minute time out
I like to immagine him getting his hands on some 3 millenium human who prompltly tells him "this is an atrocity unto god and should be purge this very instant. Freeze me for another consious second with the knowledge of such disgust is one second too much".
7:11 I'm picturing something like this: "Guilliman! What an unexpected pleasure, how have you-" "YOU!" *ignites sword* "... oh dear you're still angry with me aren't you"
I can just hear the smugness in his voice here as he is saying that almost nonchalantly. Perhaps slightly disappointed he's being greeted in such a hostile manner, but also not surprised given how many of Gorrilaman's sons he's stolen
@@Furydragonstormer He could even say "Dont worry! They got the glory they deserve! They fought Abby on Cadia. I even took commemoration!" *shows physical photos of the horus heresy era forces beating the shit out of abbadon*
the infinite and the divine is objectively just hilarious as a situation; 2 insane old men in terminator bodies making their ancient academic feud everyone's problem it's beautiful
Iirc a fight is described as two feeble old men scrabbling at each other, but like you said with terminator metal bodies and tech systems. If they had hair they’d probably pull it
@@sojh17It literally says that if it happened during the “flesh times” it would look comical, because they have 0 technique or finesse. Like those Boston dynamics robots
Imperials: “Another day, another 18hour shift.” Militarum: *sarcasm* “Oh yay, another hellhole to fight in.” Trazyn: *appears out of nowhere* “Hey Kids, Wanna see a Primarch, Solitaire, Krork, and literal hive fleet?!” Imperials: “AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!”
I wonder/hope if he'll do anything with that cause it's a non chaosy perfectly sane version of fulgrim too, throw him and creed out out into the galaxy and watch some wacky duo adventure action
I sometimes forget Pancreas was a teacher. Then he breaks out the "I majored in history teaching and..." which reminds me why he can write a good script
@victory8928 he does have a bell that range once without any reason for it to ring. So let's hope he is enticed to place a warpstone bell on his highest mantle
if TTS had been able to continue (darn you GW), we would have gotten it.. Emps told Kitten to arrange to have someone steal stuff from Trazyn, and Kitten responded he knew just the Space marine Chapter to do it, who were experts in obtaining things. (episode 9) it was a storyline they hadn't revisted yet when the new GW fan video rules got released.
Honestly, Trazyn dragging Orikan to the bio transference furnace, not out of loyalty to the C'tan, but sheer spite towards Orikan, sounds very in character. I imagine Orikan dragged him into with him too in the last moment.
@anna-flora999 I subscribe to the head cannon that they were both forced in but because they caused so much trouble theor memories were tampered with so they think the other was the biggest traitor. I can't remember if I heard that here or on Astartes Anonymous but I really liked the idea
I find it funny that Trazyn actually LOVES humanity! Though, he loves them in same way a dude might love the Roman Empire, that is. To him, humanity reminds him of his people before the whole robot thing. He often hangs around humans with his invisibility field thing, just so he can relate and study them. Kinda wholesome and sad
@@AzraelThanatos He gave him the diginity to die on his own from old age instead of just trapping in stasis for display. The funny thing is that when it was brought up to him, he complained he already paid for his medical bills only to realize it was decades ago.
@@silenthero2795 You may need to re-read that part. The mind-shackle scarab implanted in his brain killed him because Trazyn was too paranoid to let him retire. It also pushed him to accept this fate, it just didn't have to push very hard.
One of the parts of Infinite and the Divine that stood out to me and I haven't seen many people talk about is the chapter with Trazyn and the head librarian. As messed up as the situation was, he showed a surprising amount of empathy and kindness to the guy, even asking him for advice and getting surprised when he realized he's already spent decades with him due to his own perception of time.
The best part was it shows the two sides of trayzen he’s both a somewhat nice guy hooked the human up with wealth, medical care etc, he prolly lived a pretty swell life for a 40K human, but trayzen still had him walk upstairs before he died because trayzn was to lazy to wanna carry his body upstairs
Trazyn is a literal meme and we love him. Best Necron character and best 40k character. If I could, I'd go to his museum to visit and see everything he collected over the millenia.
@lancepharker Early 3rd Millennium human in good condition would be an excellent addition to his collection. But I'd only volunteer to be in one if he lets me out from time to time so I can see his collection, provide insite some insite on 3rd Millennium topics, and possibly help grow his collection with stuff from this time period.
There's a remark from Twice Dead King: Ruin where two necrons are talking about their immortality, with one of them saying their cryptek advisor said everyone needs an obsession to keep them sane through the millennia, to which his counterpart remarks "Then Trayzn must be the most sane of us all"
He's actually like, remarkably one of the most human characters. He's one of the few people in the galaxtly that cares about rich histories and storied cultures and traditions.
Just so people understand how much of a magpie Trazyn is, here's some of his lesser talked about items from his collection: >Saint Celestine's panties. >Gritzgutz' 2 favorite guns and his time machine. >An avatar of Khaine. It's dead but he still has it. >A historically accurate record of the Alpha Legion. >A note with the true name of the god emperor. >A living Astral Knight in stasis. >A living Squat in stasis. >A Primarch. Could be Vulcan, could be a perfect clone of Falgrum, could be one of the missing 2. We don't really know which. >A biologically female ork in stasis. Probably the only one. >One of each Eldar Aspect Warrior posed like a Super Sentai squad. >An autograph from Tzeentch that *doesn't* change ever time you look at it. >An literal eye of Horus. Fabius Bile can make them. >A very confused Skaven.
@@wombataldebaran9686no, he had a bunch of psychers ask him one after the other every second for like 10,000 years until E got annoyed and burned it onto the face of the last one
@@wombataldebaran9686 He borrowed it from the Eldar's Black Library of Chaos. They keep sending him late fees and he keeps saying he'll return it when he's done with it but do we really think he will? No. Not memeing here; It is canon that the Eldar's Black Library of Chaos *does* have the god emperor's name written down somewhere.
It’s so bare minimum, but man is it nice to see a character with… Character He’s conniving, full of himself, but not STUPIDLY arrogant He knows he’s hot shit, but he’s not a NEEDLESS dick and ain’t gonna 1V1 a demigod He’s always trying to make every situation a win and is so damn clever he mainly succeeds in that regard Hoping to see more of him brought to life
Obviously no one can be sure if Orikan's memories are real, but even if they aren't the genuine empathy and apology Trayzn shows might be the most moved I've ever felt by 40K. The softening of two rivals that have gone at each other for millions of years really shows that 40K can be full of hope
My reading of that is that Nilkath (the Sautekh warden who supposedly dragged Trazyn kicking and screaming to bio transference) actually did that to Orikan and the Deceiver just jumbled their memories to stoke their rivalry.
I like the theory that the original Necrontyr died out with their flesh, and the Necrons were just gaslit into thinking that they used to be necrontyr and that they have memories.
@@jimmycarburator2012you should check out "The Twice Dead King" series the main character has the ability to relive his memories from when he was flesh, at the cost of permanently destroying said memory afterwards
@@jimmycarburator2012 Patently false, if the C'Tan could've made Necrons without Necrontyr they would've done it and Orikan's ascended form proves Necron aren't just robots.
One of my favorite parts in the Infinite and the Divine is the part where Orikan is just walking around his tomb world, minding his own business, when a Deathmark walks out in front of him and then proceeds to shoot him in his eye sending him to the ground in pain, before walking past saying “I don’t have the Mysterios”
“Trayzen, the Orks have launched boarding pods. Our ships have no atmosphere. Do Orks… breathe?” “They… have lungs.” Technically correct without actually answering the question. This book was filled with great interactions
@@codyschwarz5155 the book’s called “The Infinite and The Divine”. It’s also available on audible and the reader does an outstanding job with voicing the characters
Concerning his collections' consciousness, there is an AdMech in his collection that seems to be there by choice. And in fact he asked Trayzn to let him stay mentally aware for the next stasis cycle so he could use it to contemplate the mysteries of the machine. Trayzn warned the AdMech that mortal minds can't survive that kind of experience without breaking, but the AdMech insists and Trayzn concedes to his request
Trazyn didnt get the Astrarium from those Exodites, he just took their world spirit. The Astrarium was taken by him from a dying Necron World that was flung into their sun while everyone on it was asleep. Orikan later tries to frame Trazyn for this, Trazyn tells the council that it wasnt his fault and that he also couldnt stop it. Trazyn then reminds the council of Orikans time travel abilities and how he failed to use those to warn the Necron world they got that funny device from, which puts them against Orikan.
@@willbleed550both dude, as long as I get walk around breaks every 1000 years to have some food, a piss, and look how his collection grew and talk to him hell yes
Ah yes Trazyn The Infinite; The Necron who may or may not have been the Necron who was the Big E’s Teacher/Guide to the Galaxy and aid in subduing Magladroth.
- _"How long have you been there?"_ - *_"Longer than your race has possessed the ability to stand upright."_* - _"You are immortal."_ - *_"I am persistent."_* - Trazyn the Infinite to Fabius Bile
Imagine if Trazyn wants to kill the chaos gods because they fucked with his collection through the bell. Then he goes and "collects" the demon primarchs.
Sadly he won’t be able to kill the god If I remember necron can’t exist in the warp As for the primarch : 100% he gonna « adopt » them at the first occasion he is given
I really hope the Eldar learn of the Necron awakenings because Trazyn decided to steal some warp infestations in some craftworld that was being invaded. Just sheer confusion all around
I recently finished the Infinite and the divine and my favorite part is when Trazyn was doing his own research on the planet and he had a human assistant who, due necrons lack on preception of time, was really sad that his assistant was forced to quit and it really seemed it hit Trazyn hard with the thought of killing him.
17:10 There's also the short story _War in the Museum_ where it's mentioned that Trazyn has a cogboy in his collection who is fully aware of time passing but that is at the cogboy's request. Apparently, it's nice and quiet, which is very conducive to deep philosophical thinking about toasters or something. Trazyn, naturally, finds this hilarious and occasionally passes the result of said deep thinking about toasters to the rest of the AdMech
I wanna know how the AdMech reacted the first time Trayzn gave the meditating toaster monks’ contemplations, just imagining something like this is making me laugh my ass off: Some random AdMech Techpriest: *existing while contemplating how to fuck their toaster* Kleptomaniac Skeleterminator: m.th-cam.com/video/7B7B3DRxfY0/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUOaGVyZSBob2xkIHRoaXM%3D *gives contemplations of Techpriest willingly imprisoned in his museum* *leaves without explaining anything and steals a Servitor for shits and giggles* The random Techpriest who has all this new data: m.th-cam.com/video/BgeXZGnxXJ4/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUSd2hhdCB3aGF0IHRoZSBmdSoq
@@williammiller79 I imagine that the information is passed on with just a tad more subtlety than Trazyn showing up on a forge world to pass it on and steal whatever he can on the way out.
There were also times when Trazyn provided tours for his museum. The only example I know of is regarding a group of Imperials that didn't appreciate being given the tour, whether it's due to being kidnapped by a xeno or the fact that they were going through a gallery that drove them insane.
The more I learn about Trazyn, the more I like the character. Like the rest of us, he collects Warhammer. And I can't help but think, a life spent looking at his exhibits is a life not waisted
Trazyn: I’ll give you $300 for the spear of Vulkan. Clerk: No can do. Trazyn: Oh, alright, I'll just take these $300 burglars tools then. Clerk: Very good, sir. Trazyn: So, uh, what time d'you close tonight?
You talked about the inquisitor that died for being in contact with him but not the Admech Man who asked to be able to think while in stasis. To which Trayzn tried to talk him down, and the AM replied I'm mostly machine anyway; it'll be fine. It shows he cares about the well-being of the pieces he collects
to further your point, trazyn chased orikan through his gallery(possibly because he stole the maguffin from him) and to slow him down, he started tossing pieces of his collection to him and the floor. he was actually distraught, many of those pieces were not replaceable
FYI, the data sheet shown at 20:20 is from 9th edition and is out of date. Almost all of his abilities has changed especially those relating to warlord traits and relics.
Honestly, i love the idea of Trazyn talking about the Horus heresy like it's TV show, how it's so full of drama and action, that's just so in character.
I'm a bit amazed you managed to miss his most important contribution to the Fall of Cadia, i.e. getting the null array online so that there could actually be an epic battle and not just cadia getting deleted. Also i think he did some other stuff to help out the defenders before Cawl showed up, like I think he hijacks a traitor baneblade to stall chaos getting through some chokepoint
The moonknight meme is perfect to me for Trazyn, because if anyone would have an undefined bloodfued with dracula over money he's owed that he doesn't even remember why or how much, its Trazyn. 40k that as you please, several of his events fit
To be fair he is one of the nicer Necrons. He will come to collect you if you don't have any other options... Or because you attacked him. He will let your civilization die on its own instead of being the cause of it. Yes he steals, but at least he makes note of it unlike everyone else. Last but not least...he's the breath of fresh air in 40k like some of the other fun odd balls.
Trazyn is hands down (until he steals them at least) my favorite character in 40K, and the one I relate to the most. Infinite and the Divine didn’t have to work hard (and yet by goodness it did anyway) to get me to empathize with him and I definitely root for him whenever he shows up.
"The Infinite and the Divine" is finally what got me to start buying, painting, and playing. I was a lore nerd for such a long time but I was really inspired by the book to start the hobby. Gimmie a like if that happened to you!
My favorite bit in the Infinite and Divine was when Trazyn was talking to 1 of his advisors about making space in his wine cellar for more storage space. The advisor went: "Sir do we really need to keep all these wine bottles, you never drink them"; and Trazyn went: "Yeah I know, because they're super rare, that's why I'm saving it" "Sir you don't even have a mouth or stomach. You literally can't drink wine"
Ah yes, Trazyn the Infinite. Literally the only character in all of Warhammer who rivals the Blood Ravens in sheer kleptomania. Seriously, there's a meme where he's pulled a mutual theft against Indrick Boreale in regards to coffee (oh I'm sorry, RECAF) mugs.
Trazyn is the character that taught me what GW finecast resin is. I can say with pride though that I suffered through it and now he guards my own little collection.
I’ve considered it. I plan to try that if I ever get around to making a proper Necron army. Given how fragile he is, transporting him would be a nightmare.
Imagine if Trazyn literally kidnapped Tzeentch from the Warp. Trazyn has no soul so idk if Tzeentch can know what he’s up to. On top of that it would just be absolutely hilarious
I am still holding the headcanon that the lore reason of why Malal was written out of the game due to copyright issues, is because Trazy threw one of his pokeballs at it and put it on a pedestal.
Saw in another comment a joke about Guilliman helping Trazyn streamline his museum and workflow, Guilliman gets to obtain knowledge, trazyn gets his collection optimized and also bonus trinkets when blue boy isn’t looking. But what if Guilliman sent some his more problematic sons as a barter to get at the knowledge in the collection?
Between Trazyn, Vect, Rakarth, Lelith and the Drukhari, Motley and the Harlequins, Lucius, Erebus, Cain, Nemesor Zahndrekh, and the orks in general I am convinced a part of this universe and its lore is just Jackass 40k edition.
@@robertspeedwagon982Erebus is a FANTASTIC character. I've literally never heard anyone in the community say he's a bad character, just that they hate him.
14:42 It should be mentioned that a Horus Heresy-era Ultramarines company represents 1,000 space marines, not a mere 100 associated with current 40K chapters, which means that Trazyn stole 0.7% of the entire Ultramarines Legion and threw it back at Abaddon on Cadia
Greetings, Orikan! I apologise for having to borrow back my astrarium. I know how deeply you appreciated it, but you work too hard, my astromancer. Consider this a relaxing break. And what is more relaxing than a hunt? These creatures will make fine quarry. They’re from an Imperial jungle planet, and so famous that the locals named their local regiment after them. Highly venomous - not that it would bother you, dear colleague - and can grow to over fifteen khut long when they reach maturity. But the real challenge is how quick they breed. In fact, if you want my advice, I would start the pursuit quickly. Fourteen juveniles were in this particular gift. Or was it sixteen? Anyway, within twelve hours the population will have established roving kin groups to place their eggs. Did I forget to mention the eggs? Half of the breeding pairs already have sacs. The population will double in less than twenty-four hours, provided they don’t eat too many of the young. Happy hunting! Love -Trazyn the Infinite
One of my favourite parts of The Infinite and the Divine was when Trazyn and Orikan are standing over a ravaged human corpse and are one-upping eachother with more jargon and armchair medical analysis to figure out what happened... spoiler alert, it was an escaped genestealer beast, but I wont spoil how it got onto Serenade in the first place. Also a smaller part but when they are in front of the Awaked Council for the first time and as they come in (late) Lord Nemesor Zuberkar is fiddling with his sword by repeatedly flicking it around by the hilt and catching it again after a rotation. Thinking about the flesh times no doubt.
I regret that the infinite and the Divine was my first 40k book. Because it's arguably one of the best and that ending fight is just the most 40k fanservice in the best way possible.
Just knowing that you, too, were a history major gives me so much hope for myself for when I decide to do something fun and profitable with my degree. Keep up the good work
13:29 "And it started ringing out in stasis. 13 times to be precise and Trazyn figured that with a holy bell brraking the laws of stasis it was either chaos about to do something big or the 40k galaxy was about to have one hell of a rat problem" I loughed out loud at 2am alone xD
I've been reading through the Gaunt's Ghosts series and its amazing. By far the most interesting depiction of chaos (cause its not SPACE MARINES for the umpteenth time) and the Guard is actually depicted as being capable of achieving military victories without having to have an entire space marine chapter to hand every victory to them on a platter.
Every time I hear of Trazyn or think of him I get giddy, the funny Necron man makes me happy and think of the various fun adventures he could get into or cause by being himself
i havent finished Infinite and the Divine, but I remember how beautiful Trazyn's speech is on how serenade's past survives in little ways like through music. wasnt expecting such depth from the funny space robot book
On the part of trazyn trying to figure out how to get into the eye of terror, all I can imagine is Trazyn stealing from each of the chaos gods. Khornes chain axe and blame it on Slaanesh Tzeench's yugioh cards Slaanesh's adult toys And from Nurgle... oh, well, you know... Isha. And no, I don't care whether or not he could get through nurgles garden, it'd be fucking hilarious.
Reminds me of Fantasy Changeling, The Troll Supreme. He put a nurgling on Khrones skull throne, stole Slaaneshs apples and put them in Nurgles garden leading to a civil war between Gods. And he did that for shits and giggles.
All I can say is he's the only one I've wanted to create my own homebrew with. Mainly a companion for him who can help him both collect things and invent things.
-robot -loves to steal -stabs you in the back for lols -can upload personality and memory into other robots -says he doesn't care about humans but he does trazyn is bender.
With Trazyn trying to steal the Spear of Vulcan, I am pretty sure he actually tried it multiple times (killing several of his surrogate bodies in the process), and even started a war between the Salamanders and some other faction just to distract them while he could steal more of their shit. There was also a mention of him wanting to "complete his set" so he might have more of Vulcans artifacts already.
If possible the funniest thing about Trazyn stealing stuff from the other dynasty was doing it while *a pre recorded message prepared especially for him was telling him not to steal stuff*
my favourite bit of lore about him is in the infinite and divine when he spends ages trying to hack orikans teleporter just so he can pop out and shot orikan in the face he knows orikan doesn't have the Mysterios and just doesn't care he just wanted to let out his frustration
I love how when he's fighting another powerful Necron, he describes it as being their equivalent of two old dudes in a nursing home slapping each other with their slippers.
I think Trazyn was created by someone who had high hopes that if they built a quirky amazing character, then HW would have to utilize him more, but then some guy with fish and chips stuck in his beard said "Oy! You wuz supposed ta just make a robot mummy fella, what the what?!"
Thank you for your generous contribution to my museum, I assure you it will be put to the greatest use educating future generations as to the history of the galaxy.
Trazyn is one of my favorite characters in all of 40k he is such a loveable scamp! The episode of hammer and boltor with him truly showed how calculating and sadistic he is.
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By "quite humours extent" u imagine he trapped the chaptermaster showed him 6 tyrinids informed him he would release them in random places before sending him back along with only five nids forcing the chapter to forever be looking for the nonexistent nid
Thank you most generous and powerful and wisest man thing
Trazyn "We must protect the galaxy its where i keep my stuff" the infinite
It's kinda hard having a museum if there is no one to see it
Trayzan "war destroys my future exhibits" the infinite
It's not a bad reason and I've certainly heard worse.^^
"Why do you want to save the galaxy?"
"Because I LIVE HERE!"
All else aside, at least he provably possesses a reason to do the right thing on a broad enough scale, which is more than most in 40k. 🤣
An interaction between Trazyn and Ciaphas Cain would play out like a Tom and Jerry skit
No, it doesn't matter who is pursuing who, the pursuer would never win
Though in the current timeline ciaphas is dead
there is still a possibility that somewhere along cains life he met trazyn, i mean he lived for centuries right? @@nomus1172
@@nomus1172officially no, the administratum has given up as marking him KIA at this point.
They can bond of discussions about their Inquisitorial girlfriends lol
@@nomus1172and then suddenly Ciaphas Cain, the old fart appears from the warp in an Imperial ship. It turns out the Ciaphas Cain that died was a genetic clone sent out by a daemon Cain was fighting aboard the ship to make people forget about the Hero of the Imperium. Which Cain valiantly defeats with the help of Jurgen and an Eldar Farseer who foresaw this day...
Because that's the type of bullshit Cain would survive, somehow. Which is exactly why he's never marked as KIA in his reports.
Trazyn wakes up in the British Museum bemused, to find himself on display and says "huh, so that's what it feels like"
procceeds to steal the museum in its entirerty
@@o98z, turnabout is fair play
@@o98zit was all part of the plan.
The British museums motto might as well be "I'm a thief but I keep what I steal"
@@desperateneedofscotch trazyn vs the ultimate necron…… THE QUEEN
“I prefer to call it safekeeping” - Trazyn the Infinite, curator of the British museum
Laughter
considering how most of those artifacts have a tendency to 'disappear' into 'private collections', I don't blame them
Safekeeping is the best fate for all artifacts whose original owners cared not one bit for them, artifacts either dynamited, or ground down and burned to make quick lime. Crying 200 years later to give the purchased items back? Sorry mate we still have the receipts XD
The exhibits of Trazyns collection may not feel it, but he does care for them.
And some nations really does not take care of their artifacts all that well either. Such priceless object lost in Egyptian and Middle Eastern Museum. Not to mention all the lost item during Chinese Civil War.
Does Trazyn take pointers from the British or is it vice versa?
"I can't let chaos or the tyranids win and destroy the galaxy. It's where I keep all my stuff."
Remind me of the meme from thor movie “ Behold ! My stuff ! “
“I can’t let them destroy my stuff… BUT if I destroy all of them then I can’t keep history..” *abducts literally everything and steals everything else*
Another example of Trazyn being capable of doing nice things. After Creed was rescued/surprise adopted by Trazyn, Ursula Creed (His daughter) found her fathers greatcoat miraculously placed in her room. While its not specifically stated, its heavely implied that Trazyn infiltrated a Lord General's private quarters just to give her something to remember her father about
Wait really?
@@Jeylo.399-in7yf it was confirmed to without a doubt be the coat he was wearing when Trazyn captured/rescued him. So yeah it had to be his doing.
@@MyGreengecko ahhhhh thanks
@@MyGreengecko I mean... Knowing Trazyn that coat 100% has some sort of tracker on it so Trazyn can... Uhh... "Extend" his Creed/cadia gallery when time comes
He’s soulless, not heartless!
I love how Trazyn sometimes just actually does kinda nice things to no benefit of himself. Like secretly giving Creed's coat to Creed's daughter. He had literally no reason to do this, but he did.
He wants his future collectors item to have a piece of the original
I like that canonically he is a pretty damn good boss, even considering his human subjects are not voluntarily working for him.
@@yrenekurtz5268I’d work for him ngl
@@yrenekurtz5268 Yea didn't he (SPOILERS FOR INFINITE AND THE DIVINE BELOW, albeit minor ones)
set up that librarian he mindshacked to be in that position? I think Trazyn also provided the funding to let the guys family get into a very good school (yes I know it is called a schola or something like that but I frankly don't care). He also provide funding for augmentations to let the guy live longer and better, even when Train had the ability to just set up a replacement with he only did after the librarian was going to be retired due to his old age regardless. Heck the mindshackle scarabs rarely had to assert their influence if I remember right, Trazyn is just a good boss.
Unrelated but autocorrect keeps changing Trazyn's name to Train. Trazyn the Tank Engine. You are welcome for the mental image.
@@frostbyte2384 i just imagine this highspeed necron train with thousands of tractor beams on its sides that snatch anything that it passes
What I find interesting, is that trayzn is essentially a warhammer collector. He is almost a 4th wall breaker
Or the one person that wanted to be isekai into WH40k
@@cygnusereve4779 Well said!
Let's make this a thing, he DOES have an actual Thunder Warrior in his collection
Trayzn keeps stealing gray knights and paints them while they're in stasis, much to their dismay
there's a bit in The Infinite and The Divine where he shows off his HH era Blood Angels army and explains in detail which marines he had to repaint because they're from a successor chapter, which ones he still has to swap out because they're wearing the wrong helmets etc. and I've never related to a 40k character as much before or since.
I believe Trazyn learned of Roboute's organizational skills and sought him out to optimize his museum.
Ya know what, yea, I can easily see Guliman having sort out a back room deal with trayzn, give him a couple artifacts, and organize his shit to peek efficiency, and in return guliman gains access to possibly the largest repository of information in the entire universe second to the black library. Including very old and wise figures of the each of the races where he can learn from and talk with.
Would it be something the imperium would approve of ? Probably not, a beneficial agreement for both parties ? Absolutely.
Guilliman wasn't *actually* asleep for 10000 years, he was being kept by Trazyn as his official organizer. The body in the stasis pod was a fake Trazyn made to keep the imperium off his scent :3
@@Uniformtree000Mechanicus have been fucking with necron tech for years, the Astartes don't need to know, Roboute just needs to get the boys from Mars on the case all hush hush.
@@Uniformtree000Trazyn keeping something like the Futurama Head Museum around 😂
The call of Excel's Spreadsheets
The Infinite and the Divine does so much for Trazyn's character. Like all great Necron characters he's real fun and goofy on the outside but has a really touching but depressing core deep inside. Man's real sad he cant even remember what they all looked like back in the flesh times.
the infintie and the divine also has some hilarious lines, "you got us cabinet seats to a coup!" "well the reviews where good", "do you have a window orkian?", just the their bickering as a whole, i cant help but think of them like statler and waldorf
The scene with his human apprentice was top tier soul touching.
The Flesh Times sounds like a Tyranid newspaper. or maybe a Slaneshi cult one.
@@o98zMy favourite part of the book is when trayzen and orikan start a Pokemon battle with the ctarn shards, with trayzen just pulling out tesseract Labrinth after Labrinth with different army units inside to throw at the controlled necrons.
Shit was wild🤣😂
"I miss Music..." - Trazyn the Infinite
Is it wrong to consider Trazyn the best character in all of 40K? Like don't get me wrong 40k has a lot of amazing characters but I just think Trazyn might honestly be the best written and most entertaining. At the very least I think he's easily in the top 10 best 40k characters.
He’s my favorite character in 40k, and I’m an Ork simp. Trazyn has had such amazing impact in universe and is just such a fun asshole to have. Any time he’s brought up I’m just cheering because I know something silly is gonna happen. Orks are my favorite boys but Trazyn is my favorite character for sure.
The Infinite and the Divine aka Trazyn and Orikan's Excellent Adventure is one of the best 40K stories there is.
Why would it be wrong to be objectively correct?
@@enoughothisthe audiobook was one of the best and funniest things I’ve had the pleasure of listening to. It was great and hilarious. Just 10,000 years in suspension is like a 10 minute time out
There are no wrong answers to "what's your favorite character", except for Erebus.
Trazyn having a wine cellar in his exhibit is one of the best parts of the book in my opinion.
“But my lord… you don’t drink wine.”
“Of course not!!! It’s far too valuable.”
I like to immagine him getting his hands on some 3 millenium human who prompltly tells him "this is an atrocity unto god and should be purge this very instant. Freeze me for another consious second with the knowledge of such disgust is one second too much".
Thats why a Necron is a perfect custodian, he doesn't need anything himself.
@@InquisitorThomasI was listening to the audiobook version at work when I heard that line, it made me audibly laugh
@@InquisitorThomas that book had some of the best comedic banter I've ever seen
7:11 I'm picturing something like this:
"Guilliman! What an unexpected pleasure, how have you-"
"YOU!" *ignites sword*
"... oh dear you're still angry with me aren't you"
I can just hear the smugness in his voice here as he is saying that almost nonchalantly. Perhaps slightly disappointed he's being greeted in such a hostile manner, but also not surprised given how many of Gorrilaman's sons he's stolen
I honestly didn’t know Trazyn claimed this to Cato. What I DO remember is the Silent King claiming to Dante that he knew and befriended Sanguinius.
@@rebel1717which makes no god dammed sense because he was still in self-exile at that time
"I'm sensing that you're still a little mad"
@@Furydragonstormer He could even say "Dont worry! They got the glory they deserve! They fought Abby on Cadia. I even took commemoration!"
*shows physical photos of the horus heresy era forces beating the shit out of abbadon*
the infinite and the divine is objectively just hilarious as a situation; 2 insane old men in terminator bodies making their ancient academic feud everyone's problem it's beautiful
"Do *you* have a stained glass window, Orikan?"
"FARNSWORTH!"
" *-W U R N S T R O M!!-* "
Iirc a fight is described as two feeble old men scrabbling at each other, but like you said with terminator metal bodies and tech systems. If they had hair they’d probably pull it
@@sojh17It literally says that if it happened during the “flesh times” it would look comical, because they have 0 technique or finesse. Like those Boston dynamics robots
100% accurate to academic feuds. Just their equivalent to jabs in the footnotes is a lot more consequential.
Imperials: “Another day, another 18hour shift.”
Militarum: *sarcasm* “Oh yay, another hellhole to fight in.”
Trazyn: *appears out of nowhere* “Hey Kids, Wanna see a Primarch, Solitaire, Krork, and literal hive fleet?!”
Imperials: “AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!”
Damn, an Abridged reference
The funniest thing in his collection has *GOT* to be the perfect Fulgrim clone. Imagine just keeping a whole ass Primarch on ice as a novelty.
I mean, he's pretty right ?
Nice center pice as well as a good chunk of history
A primarch to him is probably a dog to modern humans.
It's exactly what the Ultramarines were doing with Guilliman until fairly recently
I wonder/hope if he'll do anything with that cause it's a non chaosy perfectly sane version of fulgrim too, throw him and creed out out into the galaxy and watch some wacky duo adventure action
@@scruffles3838 Nah it'll never be relevant.
I sometimes forget Pancreas was a teacher. Then he breaks out the "I majored in history teaching and..." which reminds me why he can write a good script
*write
@@jagerdergroe8604 thank you
Takes one to know one and it explains, to me, his fixation with Morathi.
@xanmontes8715 how?
@@xanmontes8715 how does that explain anything
The funniest part about trazyn is that no matter what units you put under his command, it’s canon
“Bretonnian knights, charge!!!”
Pancreas’ head explodes.
@@kingleech16o shit, its the french ! Hon hon hon
@@dickysatria7268 "Pour la France!"
Time for skaven return yes-yes
@victory8928 he does have a bell that range once without any reason for it to ring. So let's hope he is enticed to place a warpstone bell on his highest mantle
We need an movie of Trazyn and the Blood Ravens getting into shenanigans.
It was stolen.
By who?
@@pablotomasllodra4423yes
if TTS had been able to continue (darn you GW), we would have gotten it.. Emps told Kitten to arrange to have someone steal stuff from Trazyn, and Kitten responded he knew just the Space marine Chapter to do it, who were experts in obtaining things. (episode 9)
it was a storyline they hadn't revisted yet when the new GW fan video rules got released.
Throw in the Alpha Legion for laughs too while we're at it.
Honestly, Trazyn dragging Orikan to the bio transference furnace, not out of loyalty to the C'tan, but sheer spite towards Orikan, sounds very in character.
I imagine Orikan dragged him into with him too in the last moment.
The way I read the scene was that it was neither loyalty nor spite. Trazyn was already a necron
Granted I don't believe it happened at all
@anna-flora999 I subscribe to the head cannon that they were both forced in but because they caused so much trouble theor memories were tampered with so they think the other was the biggest traitor. I can't remember if I heard that here or on Astartes Anonymous but I really liked the idea
I find it funny that Trazyn actually LOVES humanity! Though, he loves them in same way a dude might love the Roman Empire, that is. To him, humanity reminds him of his people before the whole robot thing. He often hangs around humans with his invisibility field thing, just so he can relate and study them. Kinda wholesome and sad
i wonder what he thinks of the tau, considering they're probably the closest we have to the necrontyr
@@thejuiceking2219 Closed are Mechanicus, he said this.
His closest friend for a while was a human scribe...
@@AzraelThanatos He gave him the diginity to die on his own from old age instead of just trapping in stasis for display. The funny thing is that when it was brought up to him, he complained he already paid for his medical bills only to realize it was decades ago.
@@silenthero2795 You may need to re-read that part. The mind-shackle scarab implanted in his brain killed him because Trazyn was too paranoid to let him retire. It also pushed him to accept this fate, it just didn't have to push very hard.
One of the parts of Infinite and the Divine that stood out to me and I haven't seen many people talk about is the chapter with Trazyn and the head librarian. As messed up as the situation was, he showed a surprising amount of empathy and kindness to the guy, even asking him for advice and getting surprised when he realized he's already spent decades with him due to his own perception of time.
I loved that part.
One of the best parts of the book
“I can’t promise it will be painless, but it will be quick”
The best part was it shows the two sides of trayzen he’s both a somewhat nice guy hooked the human up with wealth, medical care etc, he prolly lived a pretty swell life for a 40K human, but trayzen still had him walk upstairs before he died because trayzn was to lazy to wanna carry his body upstairs
Trazyn is a literal meme and we love him. Best Necron character and best 40k character. If I could, I'd go to his museum to visit and see everything he collected over the millenia.
Come for the exhibits, stay for the tesseract vaults...
@lancepharker Early 3rd Millennium human in good condition would be an excellent addition to his collection. But I'd only volunteer to be in one if he lets me out from time to time so I can see his collection, provide insite some insite on 3rd Millennium topics, and possibly help grow his collection with stuff from this time period.
To be honest it would be worth being in stasis afterward if I got to see the museum
Trayzn the Infinitely Yandere
@inductivegrunt94 that sounds like a deal he would make in a... they don't have hearts, uhhh, pikosecond
There's a remark from Twice Dead King: Ruin where two necrons are talking about their immortality, with one of them saying their cryptek advisor said everyone needs an obsession to keep them sane through the millennia, to which his counterpart remarks "Then Trayzn must be the most sane of us all"
"I wouldn´t go that far."
-Said Cryptek in response.
He's actually like, remarkably one of the most human characters. He's one of the few people in the galaxtly that cares about rich histories and storied cultures and traditions.
Just so people understand how much of a magpie Trazyn is, here's some of his lesser talked about items from his collection:
>Saint Celestine's panties.
>Gritzgutz' 2 favorite guns and his time machine.
>An avatar of Khaine. It's dead but he still has it.
>A historically accurate record of the Alpha Legion.
>A note with the true name of the god emperor.
>A living Astral Knight in stasis.
>A living Squat in stasis.
>A Primarch. Could be Vulcan, could be a perfect clone of Falgrum, could be one of the missing 2. We don't really know which.
>A biologically female ork in stasis. Probably the only one.
>One of each Eldar Aspect Warrior posed like a Super Sentai squad.
>An autograph from Tzeentch that *doesn't* change ever time you look at it.
>An literal eye of Horus. Fabius Bile can make them.
>A very confused Skaven.
did he get that Big E name note from a locked box guarded by the Grey Knights?
@@wombataldebaran9686no, he had a bunch of psychers ask him one after the other every second for like 10,000 years until E got annoyed and burned it onto the face of the last one
@@wombataldebaran9686 He borrowed it from the Eldar's Black Library of Chaos. They keep sending him late fees and he keeps saying he'll return it when he's done with it but do we really think he will? No.
Not memeing here; It is canon that the Eldar's Black Library of Chaos *does* have the god emperor's name written down somewhere.
I'm gonna need sources on all this because it sounds too much like a meme to be true
*Skaven taking one look at where it is:* “IVE BEEN SNATCH-STOLEN”
It’s so bare minimum, but man is it nice to see a character with…
Character
He’s conniving, full of himself, but not STUPIDLY arrogant
He knows he’s hot shit, but he’s not a NEEDLESS dick and ain’t gonna 1V1 a demigod
He’s always trying to make every situation a win and is so damn clever he mainly succeeds in that regard
Hoping to see more of him brought to life
Obviously no one can be sure if Orikan's memories are real, but even if they aren't the genuine empathy and apology Trayzn shows might be the most moved I've ever felt by 40K. The softening of two rivals that have gone at each other for millions of years really shows that 40K can be full of hope
My reading of that is that Nilkath (the Sautekh warden who supposedly dragged Trazyn kicking and screaming to bio transference) actually did that to Orikan and the Deceiver just jumbled their memories to stoke their rivalry.
And then they immediately go back to backstabbing each other lmao
I like the theory that the original Necrontyr died out with their flesh, and the Necrons were just gaslit into thinking that they used to be necrontyr and that they have memories.
@@jimmycarburator2012you should check out "The Twice Dead King" series the main character has the ability to relive his memories from when he was flesh, at the cost of permanently destroying said memory afterwards
@@jimmycarburator2012 Patently false, if the C'Tan could've made Necrons without Necrontyr they would've done it and Orikan's ascended form proves Necron aren't just robots.
One of my favorite parts in the Infinite and the Divine is the part where Orikan is just walking around his tomb world, minding his own business, when a Deathmark walks out in front of him and then proceeds to shoot him in his eye sending him to the ground in pain, before walking past saying “I don’t have the Mysterios”
Spoilers below
“You stupid bastard, you got us box seats to a coup!!”
“Well, the reviews were very good.”
God, I love that book.
I read that in the same voice as those old guys from the muppets
“Trayzen, the Orks have launched boarding pods. Our ships have no atmosphere. Do Orks… breathe?”
“They… have lungs.”
Technically correct without actually answering the question. This book was filled with great interactions
What book???
@@codyschwarz5155 the book’s called “The Infinite and The Divine”. It’s also available on audible and the reader does an outstanding job with voicing the characters
@@codyschwarz5155 The Infinite and the Divine!
Concerning his collections' consciousness, there is an AdMech in his collection that seems to be there by choice. And in fact he asked Trayzn to let him stay mentally aware for the next stasis cycle so he could use it to contemplate the mysteries of the machine. Trayzn warned the AdMech that mortal minds can't survive that kind of experience without breaking, but the AdMech insists and Trayzn concedes to his request
did he succeed?
was he able to contemplate the mystery machine in the end?
IIRC dude just said “nah I’m built different, put me back in big man”
*Trazyn visits the British Museum*
"D'aww these humans make me so proud!" *Sheds a single robotic tear*
Trazyn didnt get the Astrarium from those Exodites, he just took their world spirit. The Astrarium was taken by him from a dying Necron World that was flung into their sun while everyone on it was asleep. Orikan later tries to frame Trazyn for this, Trazyn tells the council that it wasnt his fault and that he also couldnt stop it. Trazyn then reminds the council of Orikans time travel abilities and how he failed to use those to warn the Necron world they got that funny device from, which puts them against Orikan.
You know if Trazyn was giving me a tour of his museum I would actually pay attention
Before or after he says you'll make a fine addition to his collection?
@@willbleed550both dude, as long as I get walk around breaks every 1000 years to have some food, a piss, and look how his collection grew and talk to him hell yes
Count me in.
Ah yes Trazyn The Infinite; The Necron who may or may not have been the Necron who was the Big E’s Teacher/Guide to the Galaxy and aid in subduing Magladroth.
He would have stolen the shard 😂
Trazyn stole the Dark Age of Technology
- _"How long have you been there?"_
- *_"Longer than your race has possessed the ability to stand upright."_*
- _"You are immortal."_
- *_"I am persistent."_*
- Trazyn the Infinite to Fabius Bile
Imagine if Trazyn wants to kill the chaos gods because they fucked with his collection through the bell. Then he goes and "collects" the demon primarchs.
Otherwise known as "pulling a Settra".
My already high opinion of Trazyn would skyrocket if that was the case XD
Sadly he won’t be able to kill the god
If I remember necron can’t exist in the warp
As for the primarch : 100% he gonna « adopt » them at the first occasion he is given
He have "Fulgrim" body in his muzeum.
I really hope the Eldar learn of the Necron awakenings because Trazyn decided to steal some warp infestations in some craftworld that was being invaded. Just sheer confusion all around
I recently finished the Infinite and the divine and my favorite part is when Trazyn was doing his own research on the planet and he had a human assistant who, due necrons lack on preception of time, was really sad that his assistant was forced to quit and it really seemed it hit Trazyn hard with the thought of killing him.
17:10 There's also the short story _War in the Museum_ where it's mentioned that Trazyn has a cogboy in his collection who is fully aware of time passing but that is at the cogboy's request. Apparently, it's nice and quiet, which is very conducive to deep philosophical thinking about toasters or something. Trazyn, naturally, finds this hilarious and occasionally passes the result of said deep thinking about toasters to the rest of the AdMech
I wanna know how the AdMech reacted the first time Trayzn gave the meditating toaster monks’ contemplations, just imagining something like this is making me laugh my ass off:
Some random AdMech Techpriest: *existing while contemplating how to fuck their toaster*
Kleptomaniac Skeleterminator: m.th-cam.com/video/7B7B3DRxfY0/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUOaGVyZSBob2xkIHRoaXM%3D
*gives contemplations of Techpriest willingly imprisoned in his museum*
*leaves without explaining anything and steals a Servitor for shits and giggles*
The random Techpriest who has all this new data: m.th-cam.com/video/BgeXZGnxXJ4/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUSd2hhdCB3aGF0IHRoZSBmdSoq
@@williammiller79 I imagine that the information is passed on with just a tad more subtlety than Trazyn showing up on a forge world to pass it on and steal whatever he can on the way out.
"Luv me artifacts
Luv me museum
Hate me Orikan
Simple as"
Trazyn the Infinite
There were also times when Trazyn provided tours for his museum. The only example I know of is regarding a group of Imperials that didn't appreciate being given the tour, whether it's due to being kidnapped by a xeno or the fact that they were going through a gallery that drove them insane.
The more I learn about Trazyn, the more I like the character. Like the rest of us, he collects Warhammer. And I can't help but think, a life spent looking at his exhibits is a life not waisted
Trazyn: I’ll give you $300 for the spear of Vulkan.
Clerk: No can do.
Trazyn: Oh, alright, I'll just take these $300 burglars tools then.
Clerk: Very good, sir.
Trazyn: So, uh, what time d'you close tonight?
You talked about the inquisitor that died for being in contact with him but not the Admech Man who asked to be able to think while in stasis. To which Trayzn tried to talk him down, and the AM replied I'm mostly machine anyway; it'll be fine. It shows he cares about the well-being of the pieces he collects
to further your point, trazyn chased orikan through his gallery(possibly because he stole the maguffin from him) and to slow him down, he started tossing pieces of his collection to him and the floor. he was actually distraught, many of those pieces were not replaceable
FYI, the data sheet shown at 20:20 is from 9th edition and is out of date. Almost all of his abilities has changed especially those relating to warlord traits and relics.
What are they now ?
Is he better ???
I really hope so
6:53 Robert Rath was not shot, and in his next book he had one of the main characters refer to Guilliman as **Quote** “That Blue Bastard” **Unquote**
Honestly, i love the idea of Trazyn talking about the Horus heresy like it's TV show, how it's so full of drama and action, that's just so in character.
I'm a bit amazed you managed to miss his most important contribution to the Fall of Cadia, i.e. getting the null array online so that there could actually be an epic battle and not just cadia getting deleted. Also i think he did some other stuff to help out the defenders before Cawl showed up, like I think he hijacks a traitor baneblade to stall chaos getting through some chokepoint
'So he started collecting Space Marines..."
he's just like me frfr
The moonknight meme is perfect to me for Trazyn, because if anyone would have an undefined bloodfued with dracula over money he's owed that he doesn't even remember why or how much, its Trazyn. 40k that as you please, several of his events fit
To be fair he is one of the nicer Necrons. He will come to collect you if you don't have any other options... Or because you attacked him.
He will let your civilization die on its own instead of being the cause of it.
Yes he steals, but at least he makes note of it unlike everyone else.
Last but not least...he's the breath of fresh air in 40k like some of the other fun odd balls.
Trazyn is hands down (until he steals them at least) my favorite character in 40K, and the one I relate to the most. Infinite and the Divine didn’t have to work hard (and yet by goodness it did anyway) to get me to empathize with him and I definitely root for him whenever he shows up.
"The Infinite and the Divine" is finally what got me to start buying, painting, and playing. I was a lore nerd for such a long time but I was really inspired by the book to start the hobby. Gimmie a like if that happened to you!
THOU ART LIKE-MONGERING?????!!!
H-E-R-E-S-YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
My favorite bit in the Infinite and Divine was when Trazyn was talking to 1 of his advisors about making space in his wine cellar for more storage space. The advisor went: "Sir do we really need to keep all these wine bottles, you never drink them"; and Trazyn went: "Yeah I know, because they're super rare, that's why I'm saving it"
"Sir you don't even have a mouth or stomach. You literally can't drink wine"
Ah yes, Trazyn the Infinite. Literally the only character in all of Warhammer who rivals the Blood Ravens in sheer kleptomania.
Seriously, there's a meme where he's pulled a mutual theft against Indrick Boreale in regards to coffee (oh I'm sorry, RECAF) mugs.
Trazyn is the character that taught me what GW finecast resin is. I can say with pride though that I suffered through it and now he guards my own little collection.
One cannon thing you could do is kitbash a not fine cast model into Trazyn though, I think he'd like it more that way too
I’ve considered it. I plan to try that if I ever get around to making a proper Necron army. Given how fragile he is, transporting him would be a nightmare.
Greatest 40K character
No that would be the emperor
Cough Cough caiphus cain
Eisenhorn, Cain, Loken, Gaunt, and Trazyn are all excellently written.
@@tonymartin1913 No, the Emperor is by far one of the worst guys in 40K, trumped only by the Big 4.
Hes one of my favorites. Up there with cawl, eisenhorn, and yarrick for me
13:38 I WOULD HAVE FOAMED AT THE MOUTH FOR THIS THE BE THE INTRODUCTION OF SKAVEN INTO 40K.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who feels this.
The bit with his human librarian servant is super wholesome one of my favorite bits
Imagine if Trazyn literally kidnapped Tzeentch from the Warp. Trazyn has no soul so idk if Tzeentch can know what he’s up to. On top of that it would just be absolutely hilarious
I am still holding the headcanon that the lore reason of why Malal was written out of the game due to copyright issues, is because Trazy threw one of his pokeballs at it and put it on a pedestal.
@@wombataldebaran9686 given the Necrons themselves apparently imprisoned their own gods, I kinda see this happening, Trazyn did it for the lulz
"Don't bother sending an amber alert, you aren't getting your kids back" - Trazyn to Roboute Guilliman, probably
Saw in another comment a joke about Guilliman helping Trazyn streamline his museum and workflow,
Guilliman gets to obtain knowledge, trazyn gets his collection optimized and also bonus trinkets when blue boy isn’t looking.
But what if Guilliman sent some his more problematic sons as a barter to get at the knowledge in the collection?
love trazyn, love pancreasnowork, this'll be a great video
oh yeah
luv me Trazyn
luv me PancreasNoWork
simple as.
@@Supermatmike ate me elves, but still love me pancreasnowork, simple as
Ate the thalmor, ate the dark eldar, simple as
Luv me emperor! @@thecopecorner9648
Finally the best character in the Warhammer 40k 🗿
💎💎💎
i like more nemesor zahndrekh
15:20 Cant wait for when trazyn adds a bloodthirster, great unclean one, keeper of secrets, and lord of change to his museum
Between Trazyn, Vect, Rakarth, Lelith and the Drukhari, Motley and the Harlequins, Lucius, Erebus, Cain, Nemesor Zahndrekh, and the orks in general I am convinced a part of this universe and its lore is just Jackass 40k edition.
How did you dare putting Trazyn, Cain and Zahndrekh in the same sentence as Erebus and Lucius ?
@@robertspeedwagon982Erebus is a FANTASTIC character. I've literally never heard anyone in the community say he's a bad character, just that they hate him.
Where’s the Swell Guy on this list?
Motley!!
WOOOOOOO!!
“It belongs in a museum!”
Trazyn: “Yeah… mine.”
I like how Trayzn interacts with so many other main characters in the 40K lore settings.
Indiana Jones "That belongs in a Museum!"
Trazyn "I know, in MY Museum"
Trazyn isn't just my favorite Necron, he's one of my favorite 40k characters in general.
Ah yes, my favorite character in all of 40k, Captain Cleptomaniac Trazyn the Infinite
14:42 It should be mentioned that a Horus Heresy-era Ultramarines company represents 1,000 space marines, not a mere 100 associated with current 40K chapters, which means that Trazyn stole 0.7% of the entire Ultramarines Legion and threw it back at Abaddon on Cadia
Greetings, Orikan!
I apologise for having to borrow back my astrarium. I know how deeply you appreciated it, but you work too hard, my astromancer. Consider this a relaxing break. And what is more relaxing than a hunt? These creatures will make fine quarry. They’re from an Imperial jungle planet, and so famous that the locals named their local regiment after them. Highly venomous - not that it would bother you, dear colleague - and can grow to over fifteen khut long when they reach maturity. But the real challenge is how quick they breed. In fact, if you want my advice, I would start the pursuit quickly. Fourteen juveniles were in this particular gift. Or was it sixteen? Anyway, within twelve hours the population will have established roving kin groups to place their eggs. Did I forget to mention the eggs? Half of the breeding pairs already have sacs. The population will double in less than twenty-four hours, provided they don’t eat too many of the young. Happy hunting!
Love -Trazyn the Infinite
One of my favourite parts of The Infinite and the Divine was when Trazyn and Orikan are standing over a ravaged human corpse and are one-upping eachother with more jargon and armchair medical analysis to figure out what happened... spoiler alert, it was an escaped genestealer beast, but I wont spoil how it got onto Serenade in the first place.
Also a smaller part but when they are in front of the Awaked Council for the first time and as they come in (late) Lord Nemesor Zuberkar is fiddling with his sword by repeatedly flicking it around by the hilt and catching it again after a rotation. Thinking about the flesh times no doubt.
I thought that murder was from the necron lord-turned-flayer who was hiding out near the nephreth's tomb
I regret that the infinite and the Divine was my first 40k book. Because it's arguably one of the best and that ending fight is just the most 40k fanservice in the best way possible.
One of the things I love about that fight is the fact that Trazyn isn't considered a good fighter he still manages to hold his own in it
Just knowing that you, too, were a history major gives me so much hope for myself for when I decide to do something fun and profitable with my degree. Keep up the good work
13:29 "And it started ringing out in stasis. 13 times to be precise and Trazyn figured that with a holy bell brraking the laws of stasis it was either chaos about to do something big or the 40k galaxy was about to have one hell of a rat problem" I loughed out loud at 2am alone xD
Necron was awake before the Horus Heresy. He mentions collecting humans well before the Imperium.
Better than reading, listen to the audio book. The voices for the two main cermugins is fucking stellar.
On tabletop Trazyn should be able to field a unit of any faction. "witness my collection"
"Trazyn the Infinite - It's Not Grave Robbery if it's Archeology".
I didn't know Trazyn was British.^^
I've been reading through the Gaunt's Ghosts series and its amazing. By far the most interesting depiction of chaos (cause its not SPACE MARINES for the umpteenth time) and the Guard is actually depicted as being capable of achieving military victories without having to have an entire space marine chapter to hand every victory to them on a platter.
Every time I hear of Trazyn or think of him I get giddy, the funny Necron man makes me happy and think of the various fun adventures he could get into or cause by being himself
Trazyn (when caught red handed): "look, relax! I'm just robbing the grave; it's not like I killed the guy!"
i havent finished Infinite and the Divine, but I remember how beautiful Trazyn's speech is on how serenade's past survives in little ways like through music. wasnt expecting such depth from the funny space robot book
On the part of trazyn trying to figure out how to get into the eye of terror, all I can imagine is Trazyn stealing from each of the chaos gods.
Khornes chain axe and blame it on Slaanesh
Tzeench's yugioh cards
Slaanesh's adult toys
And from Nurgle... oh, well, you know... Isha.
And no, I don't care whether or not he could get through nurgles garden, it'd be fucking hilarious.
Trazyn will pull out some ancient Old Ones tech weedwhacker and mow his way through Nurgle's backyard.
Reminds me of Fantasy Changeling, The Troll Supreme. He put a nurgling on Khrones skull throne, stole Slaaneshs apples and put them in Nurgles garden leading to a civil war between Gods. And he did that for shits and giggles.
Trazyn getting into the Warp is easy getting out with as much of the Brass Citadel as you can carry is an entirely different discussion.
Korne: “where did half my fortress go?”
All I can say is he's the only one I've wanted to create my own homebrew with. Mainly a companion for him who can help him both collect things and invent things.
Wonder if he has rules for surprise tyrannid pokeball
-robot
-loves to steal
-stabs you in the back for lols
-can upload personality and memory into other robots
-says he doesn't care about humans but he does
trazyn is bender.
With Trazyn trying to steal the Spear of Vulcan, I am pretty sure he actually tried it multiple times (killing several of his surrogate bodies in the process), and even started a war between the Salamanders and some other faction just to distract them while he could steal more of their shit. There was also a mention of him wanting to "complete his set" so he might have more of Vulcans artifacts already.
Imagine if, in peak irony, Vulcan returns but not to the Salamanders but rather to Trazyn who managed to find and steal all of his artifacts.
“You belong in my museum ”
-Trazyn the infinite
If possible the funniest thing about Trazyn stealing stuff from the other dynasty was doing it while *a pre recorded message prepared especially for him was telling him not to steal stuff*
Astartes Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Trayzen: So do you!
my favourite bit of lore about him is in the infinite and divine when he spends ages trying to hack orikans teleporter just so he can pop out and shot orikan in the face he knows orikan doesn't have the Mysterios and just doesn't care he just wanted to let out his frustration
I love how when he's fighting another powerful Necron, he describes it as being their equivalent of two old dudes in a nursing home slapping each other with their slippers.
I think Trazyn was created by someone who had high hopes that if they built a quirky amazing character, then HW would have to utilize him more, but then some guy with fish and chips stuck in his beard said "Oy! You wuz supposed ta just make a robot mummy fella, what the what?!"
Thank you for your generous contribution to my museum, I assure you it will be put to the greatest use educating future generations as to the history of the galaxy.
Trazyn is one of my favorite characters in all of 40k he is such a loveable scamp! The episode of hammer and boltor with him truly showed how calculating and sadistic he is.
Trazyn is collecting artifacts to eventually display to visitors when the galaxy becomes more evolved and refined. It’s actually oddly wholesome.
"It's not grave robbery if it's archeology"- The British Museum Motto