it was extremely funny the first time around I'll admit but now he's just brought up outta nowhere and hijacks the discussion. Well, its clearly not an episode meant to celebrate 40k anyway, might as well make it a stupid joke that these people think it is.
If you make it to the rank of sergeant during your service on the Auric Bastion you become eligible to requisition a Power Brick as your personal weapon
The funny thing, the joke about how the Lion gets new armor is probably true. Like he wakes up in new armor and has no idea how he got it, so the Watchers probably did it for some reason. Also Red is wrong, he wasn't in stasis. He was literally just sleeping.
Options for "finishing" the Ynnari plotline without finding all the swords and/or without killing Slaanesh: 1) Don't detail where the last sword/swords are, and end the trilogy on "the adventure continues." Slightly unsatisfying and smacking of "we don't know how to end this plotline without killing Slaanesh"? Yes, but still better than what we got. 2) Find the last sword and wake up Ynnead to do battle with Slaanesh. Turns out waking up one god doesn't just automatically kill another. Maybe this prophecy of Ynnead killing Sleensh was written thinking the Eldar would have Eldar Empire level populations of worshippers to give Ynnead power. 3) Balthasar Gelt transforms the final sword into lead, along with Slaanesh's entire supply of gold. Slaanesh is unable to pay its daemons, so the Eldar finally get a break due to daemonic economic recession. I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
Fun fact finding all the Crone Swords was just step 3 on the "Sevenfold Path" so there were at least four more steps after that. Also every one of those Eldar believing Shalaxi about that boggles my god damned mind.
Hypothetically, Ynnead getting woken up and tussling with Slaanesh maybe frees some of the Eldar souls that it ate (like in AOS) and in order to get those back, Slaanesh decides to whip the Emperor’s Children into shape and sends Fulgrim back into real space to reclaim the souls Slaanesh lost as it is too busy dealing with Ynnead making their life hard to go get them back. Then, Fulgrim goes out to fight the Eldar and him and the Avatar of Khaine get a rematch… which will go exactly how you’d think until the Tyranids and The Swarmlord show up! To also get bodied… .
@@Yig_al_Gaib4242 By far the worst part of 40k is the xenos NEVER getting anything of *lasting* importance to do. 'Nids don't count, because they're inevitably going to be thwarted eventually and be relegated to a similar position at Orcs or something. GW can't afford to actually kill its cash cow after all, though maybe, just maybe... The nids will do enough damage to let some of the non-human factions actually accomplish anything in the aftermath? *Cries as well*
@@MonteScarf Seriously. The Eldar need wins. Like badly. Like having the Eldar kick the shit out of the Black Templars like have them go on Crusade only to get their shit rocked. Like half the chapter annahilated by just the Avatar of Khaine. If you want beating him to be a sign of skill and power you have to show Khaine kicking the shit out of people.
Balthazar Gelt: Drunkest of Drivers, Wielder of Bricks, Maintainer of the Timeline, Dark King Supreme, Crippler of the Emperor, Stealer of Wallets. Any other titles?
@@CyrodiilCome there's a big difference between 200 years and 10000 years, wouldn't you say? The fluff even says such a long time meant even a Primarch started showing his age.
Loyalist chapter idea: Khaine Easts As part of their initiation each aspirant have to duel Avatar of Khaine and win. Colours - Flaming orange They adorn their armor in trinkets from their fight during initiation (some of them straight up use Avatar gear) Warcry: "It was easier than expected. Now is your turn!" Secret founding chapter: World Eaters or something. I dunno
Current status: Presumed extinct multiple times. Note: Seems to have jeopardized relations with multiple Eldar Craftworlds, with the notable exception of Craftworld Biel-Tan.
VASHTOR: introduces Mortarion as his new business partner NURGLE: Why, my Grandchild!? MORTY: *shrugs* He proposed a retirement plan. KHORNE: ... YOU DON'T OFFER RETIREMENT PLANS!?!?!?!?!?
There's a 3rd Avatar of Khaine win in the book Warboss. My hopes were so, so low when he showed up (especially because it's an Ork book). Then he beat the ever-loving shit out of 2 of the main characters, made the Waaagh! run away (they were led by a Blood Axe, so not much surprise there), and lived to tell the tale. Even when all of the other Eldar were dead, Khaine just kept on killing Orks. Come to think of it, he's probably still down there in the underhive, murdering the shit out of anyone he comes across. Edit: Gelt episode when
Nah it stopped killing Orks for a bit if you remember, when the Commisar turned up with the last of the Guard left alive on the planet and had them fucking charge it.
GELT IS BACK 🎉🎉🎉 I rewatched the Gelt part from Warhammer vs like 7 times already and it never got old 😂 Can't wait to repeat this process with this one
@TheLordofMetroids The faction that would be the Ynari as led by eldrad and Asurman made an alliance with the Alpha legion waay back during the Heresy and have been working together since . They managed to half awaken Ynnead (they were interrupted by an unexpected foe ) with eldrad becoming the avatar of ynnead . They managed so far to collect one of the crone swords from the clutches of slannesh because she was distracted with something important, and in doing so they made the Yncarne bh utterly erasing a Daemon lord of slaanesh . And it's stated they have other parties looking for the other swords with this one probably having been the hardest one to acquire given it was on a slaaneshi Daemon world in the eye of Terror. They also helped a bit with Cadia ,preventing Imperial leadership from dying and also giving them advance warning to retreat from the system evacuating as much as they could before [REDACTED] came along and destroyed it . With a promise to fight alongside the Imperials against the horrors pouring out of the eye . They're shaping up to be a major part of the forces of order against chaos in the times of ending and are actually given some respect for their abilities and aren't total idiots with future sight or diplomacy . Also there's a moment where eldrad states in an internal monologue that he genuinely considers Omegon an actual Friend, which is sweet ,if concerning for me given where their arcs are going.... Edited for grammar and more info .
In canon, the Coheria storyline ends with the Eldar looking like chumps while Artemis and the Deathwatch fuck everything up. In the RH, the Coheria storyline ends with Eldrad half-transforming into the Yncarne so he can eat a C'tan shard. It's the best.
The Siege of Terra, The Emperors Bludgeoning Balthasar Gelt crashes a gyro copter into something important; Horus and Sanguinius. The Emporer walks in "what the fuck just happened!?" Dorn walks in looks at the situation, grabs a lead brick and domes the Emporer, "The timeline must remain unbroken father." I AM SUPREME #BALTHASARGELT
"Custodians! Something terrible has happened, a derranged man in a golden mask has breached his way into the palace!" Meanwhile Gelt just approaching the emperor with the very same brick as the golden throne turns to lead screaming "I AM SUPREME" before finishing the damn job and opening up the spot for the true emperor of mankind: Karl Franz.
The Dark King was a thing in an early 40k book, albeit not named as such, where the Emperor would become a Chaos God who would balance out the Warp and eliminate the negative aspects of the Chaos Gods. I think it was in the epilogue of Eye Of Terror, I remember ABorder Price read it
@@Romuls753 because slaneesh always existed from the perspective of the Chaos gods, but the dark king doesn't. And malice is so much weaker than the four
New head cannon the reason dorn disappeared is because he has embraced his role as the enforcer of cannon traveling the galaxy with his cinder block of retcon and giving the bonk to anything at advances the plot in a good way
I would actually recommend reading Lion Son of the Forest. I hate Dark Angels but I loved that book. Mike Brooks is quickly becoming my favorite current 40K author.
When you write a story there are two main ways to go about it. The first is to start at the beginning and just go for it. The second way is to write your ending first and then work towards it. GW have their own style where they write gibberish, release it, and then wait a half decade before reading it themselves and deciding if it should have been released at all.
I actually know a bit about the dark King so I can talk about it. To my understanding he was supposed to turn into the chaos God of ruin pretty much so he was going to destroy everything, And from the people have watched who talked about it and straight up read the paragraphs and then talked about it it seems like if he became the dark King it would lead to a burnout he would either kill everything or he would just kill humans and chaos would die as well, I think that is a nice idea the fact that he could become a monster. But some of it was a little extra because one it does conflict with his current status where he is a God and a good God, and it also had the whole Samus thing where that was technically a demon of the dark King the chaos God of ruin, so it's just I agree with the thought that they had a come to Jesus moment right at the end going "oh damn we haven't done anything with him so let's give him something!"
I really wouldn't say the Emperor has a current status as a good god by any means. I do think throwing it in was honestly super shallow and doesn't really serve much of any purpose. Maybe they have plans but I mean...this is a video about unfinished plotlines for a reason so I kinda don't see it going anywhere despite being something huge that should absolutely go SOMEWHERE
very fun episode. especially happy about the AOS and fantasy talk....... Someone more artistically inclined than me needs to make a pic of Settra and Oxyotl in the warp kicking ass together.
21:50 Now to be fair if Gav wrote the Elves (Eldar) absolutely sucking then there’s a good chance the Dwarf (Votaan) book can actually make the Votaan the biggest chads in the setting because you know either you are on Dwarf side of Elf side
IIRC thats most likely because Gav loves writing eldar sucking because thats why he LOVES eldar (them fucking getting wrecked dying species thing). He's kinda got that original warhammer 40k outlook to eldar which ends up looking weird when alll the other factions are getting babied atm
Gav don't hate the Eldar. He actualy is on of the bigest contributors of Eldar lore since the very beging of Warhammer. The problem is that he FUCKING SUCKS at writing good novels of the Eldar
Geldt: - " I will not rest until I have bricked you all harder than every third party/stolen apple device in existence!" Appendix -Geldt turns out to be a perpetual that used to be a tech priest for the almighty Jobsian conglomerate, circa M2.0002
If Astartes Anonymous is the 40k community version of dancing with the stars then I'm a 47 year old blonde drinking pumpkin spice Starbucks... wait a minute
On the whole dark king thing in siege of terra. As I understood it, it was a prophecy pointing at Horus for the entire time. Then when Big E started traversing the warp hell hole that was Horus' flagship he took to much of the warp into himself and he started turning into the Dark King. ollanius and gang then managed to talk Big E down from becoming a worse tyrant then horus (yeah sure) and the rest goes as we know after that.
Behold the greatest of lost STC, the holy master crafted power brick, a relic of pf the dark age of technology said to be the wrath of the omnisiah made manifest. Legends whispered amongst the upper echelon of the Martian priesthood speak of this archeotech relic being powerful enough to rend reality and even banish the neverborne from real space with but a humble throw.
I love the critiques of book plot points, surrounding an admission of not reading the book. The Lion emerged with a black armour. After a battle, it was fixed and repainted forest green by a Risen tech marine. Asriel also wonders about his age, not really having an answer, but theorising that this might be the way primarch physiology responds to 10,000 years.
In regards to the last cronesword, PancreasNoWork probably got his wish cause the new Fulgrim model has what looks like a cronesword as one of his weapons. That means, the Ynnari plotline might come back after all.
Balthasar gelt descends upon the battlefield in a flash of golden lighting screaming I AM SUPREME throwing bricks turning armor and weapons to lead stealing the copper wires,rims and catalytic converters from land raiders.He flys towards the eye of terror in his trusty gelt-copter with a bottle of jack Daniels to find the legendary waffle house all the while Dracula flowing his many victories
Ah yes we go from cliffhanger plotlines to I AM SUPREME gelt shenanigans
it was extremely funny the first time around I'll admit but now he's just brought up outta nowhere and hijacks the discussion.
Well, its clearly not an episode meant to celebrate 40k anyway, might as well make it a stupid joke that these people think it is.
@@Sercotani god forbid they have an inside joke amiright?
@@Brigtzen Which podcast episode had the original gelt bit?
@@AB-tn4wcthe warhammer fantasy vs 40k one
@@Sercotani Sounds like SOMEONE had all their financial assets literally liquidated into lead.
“By the Primarch! Is that…the Brick of Horus?”
The arch-heretical forehead. 😎
Bonk
If you make it to the rank of sergeant during your service on the Auric Bastion you become eligible to requisition a Power Brick as your personal weapon
"Balthazar Gelt has breached containment, I repeat, Balthazar Gelt has breached containment."
The walls were made of cinder blocks, big mistake
He turned his cell into lead after escaping
Call the Lock-Wardens! All of them! We must secure the Black Vaults!
Cut to exterior view of the galaxy as planets, stars and blobs of space start to turn gold
The funny thing, the joke about how the Lion gets new armor is probably true. Like he wakes up in new armor and has no idea how he got it, so the Watchers probably did it for some reason.
Also Red is wrong, he wasn't in stasis. He was literally just sleeping.
They also bring up the fact that he is getting old and slowing down and the chaos marines just laugh at him because he doesnt understand
Also, the orginal armor color was quote "a green so dark it could be mistaken as black"
This
Yeah I don't mind Red's banter against the Dark Angels it's funny but yeah he's just simply wrong
ye if he was in stasis he wouldn't have aged
Options for "finishing" the Ynnari plotline without finding all the swords and/or without killing Slaanesh:
1) Don't detail where the last sword/swords are, and end the trilogy on "the adventure continues." Slightly unsatisfying and smacking of "we don't know how to end this plotline without killing Slaanesh"? Yes, but still better than what we got.
2) Find the last sword and wake up Ynnead to do battle with Slaanesh. Turns out waking up one god doesn't just automatically kill another. Maybe this prophecy of Ynnead killing Sleensh was written thinking the Eldar would have Eldar Empire level populations of worshippers to give Ynnead power.
3) Balthasar Gelt transforms the final sword into lead, along with Slaanesh's entire supply of gold. Slaanesh is unable to pay its daemons, so the Eldar finally get a break due to daemonic economic recession.
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
Fun fact finding all the Crone Swords was just step 3 on the "Sevenfold Path" so there were at least four more steps after that. Also every one of those Eldar believing Shalaxi about that boggles my god damned mind.
Hypothetically, Ynnead getting woken up and tussling with Slaanesh maybe frees some of the Eldar souls that it ate (like in AOS) and in order to get those back, Slaanesh decides to whip the Emperor’s Children into shape and sends Fulgrim back into real space to reclaim the souls Slaanesh lost as it is too busy dealing with Ynnead making their life hard to go get them back. Then, Fulgrim goes out to fight the Eldar and him and the Avatar of Khaine get a rematch… which will go exactly how you’d think until the Tyranids and The Swarmlord show up! To also get bodied… .
@@Yig_al_Gaib4242 By far the worst part of 40k is the xenos NEVER getting anything of *lasting* importance to do. 'Nids don't count, because they're inevitably going to be thwarted eventually and be relegated to a similar position at Orcs or something. GW can't afford to actually kill its cash cow after all, though maybe, just maybe... The nids will do enough damage to let some of the non-human factions actually accomplish anything in the aftermath?
*Cries as well*
@@MonteScarf Seriously. The Eldar need wins. Like badly. Like having the Eldar kick the shit out of the Black Templars like have them go on Crusade only to get their shit rocked. Like half the chapter annahilated by just the Avatar of Khaine. If you want beating him to be a sign of skill and power you have to show Khaine kicking the shit out of people.
Balthazar Gelt: Drunkest of Drivers, Wielder of Bricks, Maintainer of the Timeline, Dark King Supreme, Crippler of the Emperor, Stealer of Wallets.
Any other titles?
Destroyer of Macragges economy
Slowly giving Gelt a Settra amount of Titles.
The lion was never put into a stasis field. I have no idea why people thought he was.
Honestly this might be the first time I've heard someone get that wrong
The great crusade to the Horus Heresy was over 200 years. Tf did none of them age if they could?
@@CyrodiilCome What are you talking about? I was talking about how the lion was never put into a stasis field!
@@CyrodiilCome there's a big difference between 200 years and 10000 years, wouldn't you say? The fluff even says such a long time meant even a Primarch started showing his age.
@@DominionSorcerer except Omegon/alpharius who still looks young.
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXING
They should have made the Laer blade a Crone Sword.
Brings Fulgrim into play and opens up potential Fulgrim vs Clonegrim.
@@Eoin-i6p especially with Fulgrim being a Slanesh follower which would work great as a mid-boss for the Eldars
Fulgrim needs a W please stop beating him up.
@@bloodkip9462of all people to need a W why that fucking freak?
@@bloodkip9462he needs no W ever he killed the homie ferrus
Just pointing out, Fulgrim doesn't have the Laer blade. Lucius has it.
The Crone Sworde could be whatever weapon Fulgrim now uses though.
GELTING MY NEIGHBOUR COPPER CABLES
Loyalist chapter idea:
Khaine Easts
As part of their initiation each aspirant have to duel Avatar of Khaine and win.
Colours - Flaming orange
They adorn their armor in trinkets from their fight during initiation (some of them straight up use Avatar gear)
Warcry: "It was easier than expected. Now is your turn!"
Secret founding chapter: World Eaters or something. I dunno
Brilliant 🎉
Current status: Presumed extinct multiple times.
Note: Seems to have jeopardized relations with multiple Eldar Craftworlds, with the notable exception of Craftworld Biel-Tan.
Hey thats my model. Thank you for including my tree man.
He found a stick on the ground, and he's gonna fuckin use it🎶
Timetraveling Dorn crippling big E is the new canon.
The way you guys talk about Gelt is how my friends talk about Richtofen from CoD Zombies
VASHTOR: introduces Mortarion as his new business partner
NURGLE: Why, my Grandchild!?
MORTY: *shrugs* He proposed a retirement plan.
KHORNE: ... YOU DON'T OFFER RETIREMENT PLANS!?!?!?!?!?
Nurgle: I make them immortal! They don't need to retire!
There's a 3rd Avatar of Khaine win in the book Warboss. My hopes were so, so low when he showed up (especially because it's an Ork book). Then he beat the ever-loving shit out of 2 of the main characters, made the Waaagh! run away (they were led by a Blood Axe, so not much surprise there), and lived to tell the tale.
Even when all of the other Eldar were dead, Khaine just kept on killing Orks. Come to think of it, he's probably still down there in the underhive, murdering the shit out of anyone he comes across.
Edit: Gelt episode when
Nah it stopped killing Orks for a bit if you remember, when the Commisar turned up with the last of the Guard left alive on the planet and had them fucking charge it.
@@ExtraXBananaYes, how could I forget? Guard moment
GELT IS BACK 🎉🎉🎉
I rewatched the Gelt part from Warhammer vs like 7 times already and it never got old 😂
Can't wait to repeat this process with this one
I was not expecting the Gelt escape, but it was the best part of the podcast.
But it's only expected, because he IS SUPREME.
Title : "Unfinished plotline"
What we get : *Geltmaxxing*
And that's what it is funny also loving it 😂😂😂
Don’t forget: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR MORTY!!! GET IN THE FUCKING CAAARRR!!!
GW drops plotlines so hard, they dropped the plotline of this podcast.
“The Geltcast” lmao
Such is the cinder block of Gelt
Balthasar Gelt is secretly behind all the unfinished plotlines. That way his plotline will always stay SUPREME!
Always nice to see pancreas. You know it’s going to be unhinged when he shows up
Can’t believe the Robutian heresy wrote out a better Ynnari storyline then the actual GW warhammer 40k writing team
What did Robutian Heresy do with them?
@TheLordofMetroids The faction that would be the Ynari as led by eldrad and Asurman made an alliance with the Alpha legion waay back during the Heresy and have been working together since . They managed to half awaken Ynnead (they were interrupted by an unexpected foe ) with eldrad becoming the avatar of ynnead . They managed so far to collect one of the crone swords from the clutches of slannesh because she was distracted with something important, and in doing so they made the Yncarne bh utterly erasing a Daemon lord of slaanesh . And it's stated they have other parties looking for the other swords with this one probably having been the hardest one to acquire given it was on a slaaneshi Daemon world in the eye of Terror.
They also helped a bit with Cadia ,preventing Imperial leadership from dying and also giving them advance warning to retreat from the system evacuating as much as they could before [REDACTED] came along and destroyed it . With a promise to fight alongside the Imperials against the horrors pouring out of the eye .
They're shaping up to be a major part of the forces of order against chaos in the times of ending and are actually given some respect for their abilities and aren't total idiots with future sight or diplomacy .
Also there's a moment where eldrad states in an internal monologue that he genuinely considers Omegon an actual Friend, which is sweet ,if concerning for me given where their arcs are going....
Edited for grammar and more info .
In canon, the Coheria storyline ends with the Eldar looking like chumps while Artemis and the Deathwatch fuck everything up. In the RH, the Coheria storyline ends with Eldrad half-transforming into the Yncarne so he can eat a C'tan shard. It's the best.
Spoiler: they just shitted their pants laughing the entire lenght of the video
The Siege of Terra, The Emperors Bludgeoning
Balthasar Gelt crashes a gyro copter into something important; Horus and Sanguinius. The Emporer walks in "what the fuck just happened!?"
Dorn walks in looks at the situation, grabs a lead brick and domes the Emporer, "The timeline must remain unbroken father."
I AM SUPREME #BALTHASARGELT
If it makes anyone feel better about James Workshop hating Elves is that they are totally getting a refresh next year.
"Custodians! Something terrible has happened, a derranged man in a golden mask has breached his way into the palace!"
Meanwhile Gelt just approaching the emperor with the very same brick as the golden throne turns to lead screaming "I AM SUPREME" before finishing the damn job and opening up the spot for the true emperor of mankind: Karl Franz.
44:40 is where the Taxi Evader escapes containment
"I am Beltazar Gelt and this is a lie."
The Dark King was a thing in an early 40k book, albeit not named as such, where the Emperor would become a Chaos God who would balance out the Warp and eliminate the negative aspects of the Chaos Gods. I think it was in the epilogue of Eye Of Terror, I remember ABorder Price read it
I have a feeling if the emperor ever ascends, he'd get ganked and curbstomped by the four the moment he manifests in the warp.
@@jayadevs281 it didn't happen with Slaanesh or Malice so why would it happen with the Emperor?
@@Romuls753 because slaneesh always existed from the perspective of the Chaos gods, but the dark king doesn't.
And malice is so much weaker than the four
Can't believe they didn't make the joke that Cegorach and all of the Harlequins are just Balthazar Gelt.
New head cannon the reason dorn disappeared is because he has embraced his role as the enforcer of cannon traveling the galaxy with his cinder block of retcon and giving the bonk to anything at advances the plot in a good way
Hes the reason it got stuck at 999 M41 for so long
STRAIGHT UP GELTING IT AND BY IT WELL LETS JUST SAY MY BALTHASAR
She Balthasars on my cinder block till i Gelt
Couldn't have been uploaded at a better time. Was just binging the older videos and prepping to go to sleep
This episode was amazing. It's been years so nice I laughed so much. Thank you
Its funny that they made a short explaining how a chaos marine laughed at the lion for being old
Bro clone flugrim is so sad
What self modifications do you think Doctor Frakenpurple has all done to himself and using whose geneseed?
Could do so much shit with him and they just stash it in museum for god sake
Real
@@yopoxikeweapescai9066the museum is where they put characters they dont want to do things with but also dont want to kill off. Like creed
No he's in trazyns collection
Pancreas no work consistently slays. Love to see him back lmfao
I AM SUPREME!!!! GELT MAXXING 🔛🔝
59:28 I AM SUPREME!
I AM SUPREME! LEAD FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE. WALLETS FOR GELT'S BACK POCKET!
She Gelt on my Balthasar until i'm Supreme
This was hilarious even though I didn't know who Balthazar Gelt was. I'm watching Pancreasnowork's lore video on him now.
Watch fantasy vs 40k episode it has more gelt
Live Balthasar gelt “I heard of this whole space ship thing (cracks white claw) I’ll take a crack at it”
I would actually recommend reading Lion Son of the Forest. I hate Dark Angels but I loved that book. Mike Brooks is quickly becoming my favorite current 40K author.
I wouldn't even call it a Dark Angels book. It's a Lion & Fallen book. There aren't any modern Dark Angels in the thing.
BEST EPISODE YET! I AM SUPREME!
At this point they should do podcast solely about Balthazar Gelt, something like "What Gelt would do in this situation".
I AM SUPREME! #GELTMAXING #GELTINGIT
Balthazar Gelt is the king of mewing
I was crying laughing. I AM SUPREME
I AM SUPREME.
I actually zoned out for most of this because i had it on at work and only caught the gelt gag
44:52
The Geltian Heresy begins...
Nothing but Balthazar-pilled Gelt-maxing
I AM SUPREME
It do be Gelting time
#GELTMAXING
The Lion was in the rock that makes you old
It’s not the Dark King, it’s the……
LEAD KING
Little did Kayon know the brick is the Dark King
Basically. Gelt, is like Wolverine/Deadpool and kills the entire universe
I AM SUPREME *transmutes the golden throne to lead*
I AM SUPREME,
I didn’t except gelt on this one but I’m not complaining
I AM SUPREME FOR I LISTENED LONG ENOUGH! (YES-YES)
THOUGHT HEAVEN AND EATH I AM SUPREME!
#GELTMAXIN
3:56 I wanted to heart that moment. ❤😂
When you write a story there are two main ways to go about it. The first is to start at the beginning and just go for it. The second way is to write your ending first and then work towards it. GW have their own style where they write gibberish, release it, and then wait a half decade before reading it themselves and deciding if it should have been released at all.
The primary thing I took away from the end of the Horus Heresy series is: *_You think you hate Erebus enough but you don’t._*
Kingbreaker mentioned, like deployed
I needed the gelt jokes today
Would make sense why Vulkan keeps resurrecting, he's actually Gelt the whole time. He is supreme after all.
I actually know a bit about the dark King so I can talk about it. To my understanding he was supposed to turn into the chaos God of ruin pretty much so he was going to destroy everything,
And from the people have watched who talked about it and straight up read the paragraphs and then talked about it it seems like if he became the dark King it would lead to a burnout he would either kill everything or he would just kill humans and chaos would die as well,
I think that is a nice idea the fact that he could become a monster. But some of it was a little extra because one it does conflict with his current status where he is a God and a good God, and it also had the whole Samus thing where that was technically a demon of the dark King the chaos God of ruin, so it's just I agree with the thought that they had a come to Jesus moment right at the end going "oh damn we haven't done anything with him so let's give him something!"
well in regards to Samus: I think he was also described as a Daemon of the Ruinstorm in the books concerning that area V:
I really wouldn't say the Emperor has a current status as a good god by any means. I do think throwing it in was honestly super shallow and doesn't really serve much of any purpose. Maybe they have plans but I mean...this is a video about unfinished plotlines for a reason so I kinda don't see it going anywhere despite being something huge that should absolutely go SOMEWHERE
I am supreme! *said straight up gelting it*
I adore this set! I missed Red in these discussions
very fun episode. especially happy about the AOS and fantasy talk....... Someone more artistically inclined than me needs to make a pic of Settra and Oxyotl in the warp kicking ass together.
Gelt being the keeper of 40k time line with a lone brick is gonna be GWs next quick plot end 100%
9:05 wasn't expecting it but I appreciate not putting time into watching the last 3 seasons.
P. S. The Gelt tangent broke me.
This hit home for me. I'm an Iron Hands fan and it's infuriating that our trilogy just....wasn't completed.
21:50 Now to be fair if Gav wrote the Elves (Eldar) absolutely sucking then there’s a good chance the Dwarf (Votaan) book can actually make the Votaan the biggest chads in the setting because you know either you are on Dwarf side of Elf side
IIRC thats most likely because Gav loves writing eldar sucking because thats why he LOVES eldar (them fucking getting wrecked dying species thing). He's kinda got that original warhammer 40k outlook to eldar which ends up looking weird when alll the other factions are getting babied atm
Gav don't hate the Eldar. He actualy is on of the bigest contributors of Eldar lore since the very beging of Warhammer. The problem is that he FUCKING SUCKS at writing good novels of the Eldar
At the end of the Stormcast book all you see is Sanguinius, Konrad, and Ferrus Manus walk out in Stormcast Eternals armor
If Gelt makes it to GoT's then he can have access to a chopper.
Hail the lord of copper wiring
Gelt walks up to the emperor and just turns his armor to lead, and then Big E just stands there awestruck as Horus stabs him
Mark my words, one of my sanguinary guard is getting a lead Brick now
Geldt: - " I will not rest until I have bricked you all harder than every third party/stolen apple device in existence!"
Appendix -Geldt turns out to be a perpetual that used to be a tech priest for the almighty Jobsian conglomerate, circa M2.0002
Ngl if My dad hand crafted my genes and gave me male pattern baldness I'd join chaos
1.5 hours of lore and PowerWash simulator. My autism is pleased!
Gelt rocks up to terra and turns the golden throne and all the custodes armour into led #geltmaxing
If Astartes Anonymous is the 40k community version of dancing with the stars then I'm a 47 year old blonde drinking pumpkin spice Starbucks... wait a minute
On the whole dark king thing in siege of terra.
As I understood it, it was a prophecy pointing at Horus for the entire time. Then when Big E started traversing the warp hell hole that was Horus' flagship he took to much of the warp into himself and he started turning into the Dark King. ollanius and gang then managed to talk Big E down from becoming a worse tyrant then horus (yeah sure) and the rest goes as we know after that.
“I am the one who Gelts”
Behold the greatest of lost STC, the holy master crafted power brick, a relic of pf the dark age of technology said to be the wrath of the omnisiah made manifest. Legends whispered amongst the upper echelon of the Martian priesthood speak of this archeotech relic being powerful enough to rend reality and even banish the neverborne from real space with but a humble throw.
I love the critiques of book plot points, surrounding an admission of not reading the book. The Lion emerged with a black armour. After a battle, it was fixed and repainted forest green by a Risen tech marine. Asriel also wonders about his age, not really having an answer, but theorising that this might be the way primarch physiology responds to 10,000 years.
I came for the unfinished plot-lines and I got the answer to all of them; IT'S GELT WITH A BRICK!
I AM SUPREME!!! I AM GELTMAXXING!!! I AM TURNING YOUR BRICK HOUSE TO LEAD!!!
LORE OF META, I AM SUPREME
That 3rd guy hitting a mean Gelt stance
I AM SUPREME!! Chalupa supreme
In regards to the last cronesword, PancreasNoWork probably got his wish cause the new Fulgrim model has what looks like a cronesword as one of his weapons. That means, the Ynnari plotline might come back after all.
imagine Lemon Russ returns with the Cronesword
somehow
Balthasar gelt descends upon the battlefield in a flash of golden lighting screaming I AM SUPREME throwing bricks turning armor and weapons to lead stealing the copper wires,rims and catalytic converters from land raiders.He flys towards the eye of terror in his trusty gelt-copter with a bottle of jack Daniels to find the legendary waffle house all the while Dracula flowing his many victories
>You could be there all day with Guilliman
Yvraine is most certainly there all day with Guilliman
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