Balthazar Gelt: Drunkest of Drivers, Wielder of Bricks, Maintainer of the Timeline, Dark King Supreme, Crippler of the Emperor, Stealer of Wallets. Any other titles?
it was extremely funny the first time around I'll admit but now he's just brought up outta nowhere and hijacks the discussion. Well, its clearly not an episode meant to celebrate 40k anyway, might as well make it a stupid joke that these people think it is.
The funny thing, the joke about how the Lion gets new armor is probably true. Like he wakes up in new armor and has no idea how he got it, so the Watchers probably did it for some reason. Also Red is wrong, he wasn't in stasis. He was literally just sleeping.
Options for "finishing" the Ynnari plotline without finding all the swords and/or without killing Slaanesh: 1) Don't detail where the last sword/swords are, and end the trilogy on "the adventure continues." Slightly unsatisfying and smacking of "we don't know how to end this plotline without killing Slaanesh"? Yes, but still better than what we got. 2) Find the last sword and wake up Ynnead to do battle with Slaanesh. Turns out waking up one god doesn't just automatically kill another. Maybe this prophecy of Ynnead killing Sleensh was written thinking the Eldar would have Eldar Empire level populations of worshippers to give Ynnead power. 3) Balthasar Gelt transforms the final sword into lead, along with Slaanesh's entire supply of gold. Slaanesh is unable to pay its daemons, so the Eldar finally get a break due to daemonic economic recession. I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
@TheLordofMetroids The faction that would be the Ynari as led by eldrad and Asurman made an alliance with the Alpha legion waay back during the Heresy and have been working together since . They managed to half awaken Ynnead (they were interrupted by an unexpected foe ) with eldrad becoming the avatar of ynnead . They managed so far to collect one of the crone swords from the clutches of slannesh because she was distracted with something important, and in doing so they made the Yncarne bh utterly erasing a Daemon lord of slaanesh . And it's stated they have other parties looking for the other swords with this one probably having been the hardest one to acquire given it was on a slaaneshi Daemon world in the eye of Terror. They also helped a bit with Cadia ,preventing Imperial leadership from dying and also giving them advance warning to retreat from the system evacuating as much as they could before [REDACTED] came along and destroyed it . With a promise to fight alongside the Imperials against the horrors pouring out of the eye . They're shaping up to be a major part of the forces of order against chaos in the times of ending and are actually given some respect for their abilities and aren't total idiots with future sight or diplomacy . Also there's a moment where eldrad states in an internal monologue that he genuinely considers Omegon an actual Friend, which is sweet ,if concerning for me given where their arcs are going.... Edited for grammar and more info .
In canon, the Coheria storyline ends with the Eldar looking like chumps while Artemis and the Deathwatch fuck everything up. In the RH, the Coheria storyline ends with Eldrad half-transforming into the Yncarne so he can eat a C'tan shard. It's the best.
There's a 3rd Avatar of Khaine win in the book Warboss. My hopes were so, so low when he showed up (especially because it's an Ork book). Then he beat the ever-loving shit out of 2 of the main characters, made the Waaagh! run away (they were led by a Blood Axe, so not much surprise there), and lived to tell the tale. Even when all of the other Eldar were dead, Khaine just kept on killing Orks. Come to think of it, he's probably still down there in the underhive, murdering the shit out of anyone he comes across. Edit: Gelt episode when
Nah it stopped killing Orks for a bit if you remember, when the Commisar turned up with the last of the Guard left alive on the planet and had them fucking charge it.
The Dark King was a thing in an early 40k book, albeit not named as such, where the Emperor would become a Chaos God who would balance out the Warp and eliminate the negative aspects of the Chaos Gods. I think it was in the epilogue of Eye Of Terror, I remember ABorder Price read it
The Siege of Terra, The Emperors Bludgeoning Balthasar Gelt crashes a gyro copter into something important; Horus and Sanguinius. The Emporer walks in "what the fuck just happened!?" Dorn walks in looks at the situation, grabs a lead brick and domes the Emporer, "The timeline must remain unbroken father." I AM SUPREME #BALTHASARGELT
very fun episode. especially happy about the AOS and fantasy talk....... Someone more artistically inclined than me needs to make a pic of Settra and Oxyotl in the warp kicking ass together.
When you write a story there are two main ways to go about it. The first is to start at the beginning and just go for it. The second way is to write your ending first and then work towards it. GW have their own style where they write gibberish, release it, and then wait a half decade before reading it themselves and deciding if it should have been released at all.
I actually know a bit about the dark King so I can talk about it. To my understanding he was supposed to turn into the chaos God of ruin pretty much so he was going to destroy everything, And from the people have watched who talked about it and straight up read the paragraphs and then talked about it it seems like if he became the dark King it would lead to a burnout he would either kill everything or he would just kill humans and chaos would die as well, I think that is a nice idea the fact that he could become a monster. But some of it was a little extra because one it does conflict with his current status where he is a God and a good God, and it also had the whole Samus thing where that was technically a demon of the dark King the chaos God of ruin, so it's just I agree with the thought that they had a come to Jesus moment right at the end going "oh damn we haven't done anything with him so let's give him something!"
I really wouldn't say the Emperor has a current status as a good god by any means. I do think throwing it in was honestly super shallow and doesn't really serve much of any purpose. Maybe they have plans but I mean...this is a video about unfinished plotlines for a reason so I kinda don't see it going anywhere despite being something huge that should absolutely go SOMEWHERE
The mk.19 40mm grenade launcher is just a bolter with a single shot option. Airburst and smart rounds would be fun options compared to the lore production time on bolt rounds
Geldt: - " I will not rest until I have bricked you all harder than every third party/stolen apple device in existence!" Appendix -Geldt turns out to be a perpetual that used to be a tech priest for the almighty Jobsian conglomerate, circa M2.0002
The thing about the dark king is that the chaos gods wanted the emperor to ascend as the dark king, it’s something the emperor didn’t want to become but in order to face Horus he was drinking the powers of the warp and literally on the verge of becoming him. Also about him having a master plan this was something he didn’t account for, there definitely was going to be a purge of some of the primarchs/ civil war but it went completely wrong.
They should do a massive heist story involving the last of the yynari to get the crone sword. Does a heist story in the warp make the most amount of sense? Not necessarily, but imagine.
Almost all the books I've read (excepting a few new ones) have been in omnibus form - can't complain about most of the authors you mentioned- even Haley and Thorpe after reading their Knight/Titan contributions. Think Abnett, Rath, Dembski-Bowden, Stewart, Annandale are my favorites.
Balthasar gelt descends upon the battlefield in a flash of golden lighting screaming I AM SUPREME throwing bricks turning armor and weapons to lead stealing the copper wires,rims and catalytic converters from land raiders.He flys towards the eye of terror in his trusty gelt-copter with a bottle of jack Daniels to find the legendary waffle house all the while Dracula flowing his many victories
Watchers in the dark playing hobby Warhammer with real Primarch put smile on my face. Also such is the power of Gav Thorp. Edit 1: such is the power of Geld. Edit 2: such is the power of Vashtor (and F-22).
The Dark King and Vashtorr and Belakor plans to become a Chaos god have nothing to do. The Dark King is the Slaanesh of the humans, probably representing power and authority (even faith). Vashtorr wants to become tge Chaos god of machines (the Dark Omnissiah) while Belakor wants to become the Chaos god of fear and darkness.
Speaking of good writers treating series like short stories. Abnett, the fuck were you meant by Inquisitor Penitent? For those who didn't read this series, in final 2 books he introduced 1)Congnitae - a dark mirror to Inquisition whatever fuck this means. 2)Immaterial College - a renegade warband consisting of 6 marines - Dark Angel, Iron Hand, Raven Guard, Iron Warrior, Night Lord and lead by 1K Sorcerer, which was "forged in fires of Istvaan" 3)King in Yellow - a Lovecraftian reference who has army of a)blanks, b)imperial demons and c) winged marines who drink blood all residing in sub-dimension. And 2nd book ends with King being named Constantin Valdor. WTF you mean Valdor, Abnett? I sure hope you explain this bullshit, sir The End and the Death Author.
i swear in lion, son of the forest (correct me if im wrong) his armour is still described as black, and he only meets up with fallen in the book, no unforgiven. i distinctly remember the cover confusing me at the end because of the green armour on it
how did yall miss a perfect evangelion reference moment especially collin big e get on the golden throne or malcador will have to do it again also gelt is kegorak or a proxy reporting back to him doing shit for laughs he is a golden masked laughing “god” after all which also makes all the harlequins gelts also woman always wonder why men constantly think about rome but why wouldnt you the answer is because men where thinking about gelt afterall fuck the i am sparticus meme #IAMSUPREME #geltmaxxxing
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Balthazar Gelt: Drunkest of Drivers, Wielder of Bricks, Maintainer of the Timeline, Dark King Supreme, Crippler of the Emperor, Stealer of Wallets.
Any other titles?
Ah yes we go from cliffhanger plotlines to I AM SUPREME gelt shenanigans
it was extremely funny the first time around I'll admit but now he's just brought up outta nowhere and hijacks the discussion.
Well, its clearly not an episode meant to celebrate 40k anyway, might as well make it a stupid joke that these people think it is.
@@Sercotani god forbid they have an inside joke amiright?
@@Brigtzen Which podcast episode had the original gelt bit?
@@AB-tn4wcthe warhammer fantasy vs 40k one
@@Sercotani Sounds like SOMEONE had all their financial assets literally liquidated into lead.
The funny thing, the joke about how the Lion gets new armor is probably true. Like he wakes up in new armor and has no idea how he got it, so the Watchers probably did it for some reason.
Also Red is wrong, he wasn't in stasis. He was literally just sleeping.
They also bring up the fact that he is getting old and slowing down and the chaos marines just laugh at him because he doesnt understand
Also, the orginal armor color was quote "a green so dark it could be mistaken as black"
This
Yeah I don't mind Red's banter against the Dark Angels it's funny but yeah he's just simply wrong
ye if he was in stasis he wouldn't have aged
They should have made the Laer blade a Crone Sword.
Brings Fulgrim into play and opens up potential Fulgrim vs Clonegrim.
@@Eoin-i6p especially with Fulgrim being a Slanesh follower which would work great as a mid-boss for the Eldars
Fulgrim needs a W please stop beating him up.
@@bloodkip9462of all people to need a W why that fucking freak?
@@bloodkip9462he needs no W ever he killed the homie ferrus
Just pointing out, Fulgrim doesn't have the Laer blade. Lucius has it.
The Crone Sworde could be whatever weapon Fulgrim now uses though.
Hey thats my model. Thank you for including my tree man.
He found a stick on the ground, and he's gonna fuckin use it🎶
GELTING MY NEIGHBOUR COPPER CABLES
Options for "finishing" the Ynnari plotline without finding all the swords and/or without killing Slaanesh:
1) Don't detail where the last sword/swords are, and end the trilogy on "the adventure continues." Slightly unsatisfying and smacking of "we don't know how to end this plotline without killing Slaanesh"? Yes, but still better than what we got.
2) Find the last sword and wake up Ynnead to do battle with Slaanesh. Turns out waking up one god doesn't just automatically kill another. Maybe this prophecy of Ynnead killing Sleensh was written thinking the Eldar would have Eldar Empire level populations of worshippers to give Ynnead power.
3) Balthasar Gelt transforms the final sword into lead, along with Slaanesh's entire supply of gold. Slaanesh is unable to pay its daemons, so the Eldar finally get a break due to daemonic economic recession.
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
Timetraveling Dorn crippling big E is the new canon.
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXING
Can’t believe the Robutian heresy wrote out a better Ynnari storyline then the actual GW warhammer 40k writing team
What did Robutian Heresy do with them?
@TheLordofMetroids The faction that would be the Ynari as led by eldrad and Asurman made an alliance with the Alpha legion waay back during the Heresy and have been working together since . They managed to half awaken Ynnead (they were interrupted by an unexpected foe ) with eldrad becoming the avatar of ynnead . They managed so far to collect one of the crone swords from the clutches of slannesh because she was distracted with something important, and in doing so they made the Yncarne bh utterly erasing a Daemon lord of slaanesh . And it's stated they have other parties looking for the other swords with this one probably having been the hardest one to acquire given it was on a slaaneshi Daemon world in the eye of Terror.
They also helped a bit with Cadia ,preventing Imperial leadership from dying and also giving them advance warning to retreat from the system evacuating as much as they could before [REDACTED] came along and destroyed it . With a promise to fight alongside the Imperials against the horrors pouring out of the eye .
They're shaping up to be a major part of the forces of order against chaos in the times of ending and are actually given some respect for their abilities and aren't total idiots with future sight or diplomacy .
Also there's a moment where eldrad states in an internal monologue that he genuinely considers Omegon an actual Friend, which is sweet ,if concerning for me given where their arcs are going....
Edited for grammar and more info .
In canon, the Coheria storyline ends with the Eldar looking like chumps while Artemis and the Deathwatch fuck everything up. In the RH, the Coheria storyline ends with Eldrad half-transforming into the Yncarne so he can eat a C'tan shard. It's the best.
GW drops plotlines so hard, they dropped the plotline of this podcast.
Spoiler: they just shitted their pants laughing the entire lenght of the video
Balthasar Gelt is secretly behind all the unfinished plotlines. That way his plotline will always stay SUPREME!
There's a 3rd Avatar of Khaine win in the book Warboss. My hopes were so, so low when he showed up (especially because it's an Ork book). Then he beat the ever-loving shit out of 2 of the main characters, made the Waaagh! run away (they were led by a Blood Axe, so not much surprise there), and lived to tell the tale.
Even when all of the other Eldar were dead, Khaine just kept on killing Orks. Come to think of it, he's probably still down there in the underhive, murdering the shit out of anyone he comes across.
Edit: Gelt episode when
Nah it stopped killing Orks for a bit if you remember, when the Commisar turned up with the last of the Guard left alive on the planet and had them fucking charge it.
@@ExtraXBananaYes, how could I forget? Guard moment
Title : "Unfinished plotline"
What we get : *Geltmaxxing*
And that's what it is funny also loving it 😂😂😂
Don’t forget: GET IN THE FUCKING CAR MORTY!!! GET IN THE FUCKING CAAARRR!!!
"I am Beltazar Gelt and this is a lie."
“The Geltcast” lmao
59:28 I AM SUPREME!
The Dark King was a thing in an early 40k book, albeit not named as such, where the Emperor would become a Chaos God who would balance out the Warp and eliminate the negative aspects of the Chaos Gods. I think it was in the epilogue of Eye Of Terror, I remember ABorder Price read it
The Siege of Terra, The Emperors Bludgeoning
Balthasar Gelt crashes a gyro copter into something important; Horus and Sanguinius. The Emporer walks in "what the fuck just happened!?"
Dorn walks in looks at the situation, grabs a lead brick and domes the Emporer, "The timeline must remain unbroken father."
I AM SUPREME #BALTHASARGELT
Bro clone flugrim is so sad
What self modifications do you think Doctor Frakenpurple has all done to himself and using whose geneseed?
Could do so much shit with him and they just stash it in museum for god sake
Real
@@yopoxikeweapescai9066the museum is where they put characters they dont want to do things with but also dont want to kill off. Like creed
No he's in trazyns collection
Couldn't have been uploaded at a better time. Was just binging the older videos and prepping to go to sleep
Pancreas no work consistently slays. Love to see him back lmfao
The Lion was in the rock that makes you old
I AM SUPREME! #GELTMAXING #GELTINGIT
Always nice to see pancreas. You know it’s going to be unhinged when he shows up
Balthazar Gelt is the king of mewing
She Gelt on my Balthasar until i'm Supreme
Wow polots line gives way to juat gelt
I AM SUPREME.
I actually zoned out for most of this because i had it on at work and only caught the gelt gag
The primary thing I took away from the end of the Horus Heresy series is: *_You think you hate Erebus enough but you don’t._*
very fun episode. especially happy about the AOS and fantasy talk....... Someone more artistically inclined than me needs to make a pic of Settra and Oxyotl in the warp kicking ass together.
This was hilarious even though I didn't know who Balthazar Gelt was. I'm watching Pancreasnowork's lore video on him now.
>You could be there all day with Guilliman
Yvraine is most certainly there all day with Guilliman
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Gelt walks up to the emperor and just turns his armor to lead, and then Big E just stands there awestruck as Horus stabs him
If Gelt makes it to GoT's then he can have access to a chopper.
When you write a story there are two main ways to go about it. The first is to start at the beginning and just go for it. The second way is to write your ending first and then work towards it. GW have their own style where they write gibberish, release it, and then wait a half decade before reading it themselves and deciding if it should have been released at all.
1.5 hours of lore and PowerWash simulator. My autism is pleased!
I actually know a bit about the dark King so I can talk about it. To my understanding he was supposed to turn into the chaos God of ruin pretty much so he was going to destroy everything,
And from the people have watched who talked about it and straight up read the paragraphs and then talked about it it seems like if he became the dark King it would lead to a burnout he would either kill everything or he would just kill humans and chaos would die as well,
I think that is a nice idea the fact that he could become a monster. But some of it was a little extra because one it does conflict with his current status where he is a God and a good God, and it also had the whole Samus thing where that was technically a demon of the dark King the chaos God of ruin, so it's just I agree with the thought that they had a come to Jesus moment right at the end going "oh damn we haven't done anything with him so let's give him something!"
well in regards to Samus: I think he was also described as a Daemon of the Ruinstorm in the books concerning that area V:
I really wouldn't say the Emperor has a current status as a good god by any means. I do think throwing it in was honestly super shallow and doesn't really serve much of any purpose. Maybe they have plans but I mean...this is a video about unfinished plotlines for a reason so I kinda don't see it going anywhere despite being something huge that should absolutely go SOMEWHERE
3:56 I wanted to heart that moment. ❤😂
STRAIGHT UP GELTING IT AND BY IT WELL LETS JUST SAY MY BALTHASAR
She Balthasars on my cinder block till i Gelt
BEST EPISODE YET! I AM SUPREME!
I AM SUPREME! LEAD FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE. WALLETS FOR GELT'S BACK POCKET!
That 3rd guy hitting a mean Gelt stance
9:05 wasn't expecting it but I appreciate not putting time into watching the last 3 seasons.
P. S. The Gelt tangent broke me.
Little did Kayon know the brick is the Dark King
I needed the gelt jokes today
Basically. Gelt, is like Wolverine/Deadpool and kills the entire universe
Mark my words, one of my sanguinary guard is getting a lead Brick now
Kingbreaker mentioned, like deployed
The mk.19 40mm grenade launcher is just a bolter with a single shot option. Airburst and smart rounds would be fun options compared to the lore production time on bolt rounds
I AM SUPREME!!! I AM GELTMAXXING!!! I AM TURNING YOUR BRICK HOUSE TO LEAD!!!
Geldt: - " I will not rest until I have bricked you all harder than every third party/stolen apple device in existence!"
Appendix -Geldt turns out to be a perpetual that used to be a tech priest for the almighty Jobsian conglomerate, circa M2.0002
The thing about the dark king is that the chaos gods wanted the emperor to ascend as the dark king, it’s something the emperor didn’t want to become but in order to face Horus he was drinking the powers of the warp and literally on the verge of becoming him. Also about him having a master plan this was something he didn’t account for, there definitely was going to be a purge of some of the primarchs/ civil war but it went completely wrong.
They should do a massive heist story involving the last of the yynari to get the crone sword. Does a heist story in the warp make the most amount of sense? Not necessarily, but imagine.
I was crying laughing. I AM SUPREME
16:40 They put a car boot on a craftworld
I AM SUPREME!
Almost all the books I've read (excepting a few new ones) have been in omnibus form - can't complain about most of the authors you mentioned- even Haley and Thorpe after reading their Knight/Titan contributions. Think Abnett, Rath, Dembski-Bowden, Stewart, Annandale are my favorites.
imagine Lemon Russ returns with the Cronesword
somehow
Ah my favorite slop slingas!
Balthasar gelt descends upon the battlefield in a flash of golden lighting screaming I AM SUPREME throwing bricks turning armor and weapons to lead stealing the copper wires,rims and catalytic converters from land raiders.He flys towards the eye of terror in his trusty gelt-copter with a bottle of jack Daniels to find the legendary waffle house all the while Dracula flowing his many victories
Watchers in the dark playing hobby Warhammer with real Primarch put smile on my face. Also such is the power of Gav Thorp.
Edit 1: such is the power of Geld.
Edit 2: such is the power of Vashtor (and F-22).
The Dark King and Vashtorr and Belakor plans to become a Chaos god have nothing to do.
The Dark King is the Slaanesh of the humans, probably representing power and authority (even faith).
Vashtorr wants to become tge Chaos god of machines (the Dark Omnissiah) while Belakor wants to become the Chaos god of fear and darkness.
I AM SUPREME!!!
I AM SUPREME!! Chalupa supreme
Here comes an hour of the Ynarri lmao
Be'lakor is Malal's replacement cuz of IP.
But also Be'lakor is a straight fantasy embed. So figure it out V:
I AM SUPREME
It do be Gelting time
#GELTMAXING
19:39 technically 3 wins
In Warboss he wrecks 2/3 ork warbosses then goes on a rampage to kill some humans
I AM SUPREAM !!! #
guildmaxing
Speaking of good writers treating series like short stories.
Abnett, the fuck were you meant by Inquisitor Penitent?
For those who didn't read this series, in final 2 books he introduced
1)Congnitae - a dark mirror to Inquisition whatever fuck this means.
2)Immaterial College - a renegade warband consisting of 6 marines - Dark Angel, Iron Hand, Raven Guard, Iron Warrior, Night Lord and lead by 1K Sorcerer, which was "forged in fires of Istvaan"
3)King in Yellow - a Lovecraftian reference who has army of a)blanks, b)imperial demons and c) winged marines who drink blood all residing in sub-dimension. And 2nd book ends with King being named Constantin Valdor. WTF you mean Valdor, Abnett? I sure hope you explain this bullshit, sir The End and the Death Author.
I have been seething about that series. Who the fuck does he think he is? Dropping shit like that then lol never going back, enjoy the cliffhanger.
I AM SUPREME #Geltmaxing
Pretty sure 99% of GW is unfinished lore
I AM SUPREME!!! #GELTPREMACY!
59:46 the way he cant finish the joke 🤣🤣
i swear in lion, son of the forest (correct me if im wrong) his armour is still described as black, and he only meets up with fallen in the book, no unforgiven.
i distinctly remember the cover confusing me at the end because of the green armour on it
What if daemon fulgrim has the crone sword to add a story line
4:59 that explains a lot 😅
I am SUPREME! #Gelting it
I AM SUPREME. #Geltmaxing. #Geltingit.
I AM SUPREME!! #GELTMAXXING
The feking geltening
Maybe give the Guardsman the A-10 and I think even the Nids would think twice lol
I AM SUPREME! #GELTMAXXING #GELTINGIT
/late but I AM SUPREME!
I'M SUPREME! #geltmaxing
The hole is what happens when you do drugz😮
Colon... are you taking Krokadil? Look it up😮
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
🤣
I AM SUPREME⚜️ #GELTMAXXING
I LOVE PANCREAS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
I actually watched the video and I must say, Gelt truly is the hammer of the 40k and is quite supreme. Keep Gelt-maxing lads.
surprised this vid isnt 5 hours long
how did yall miss a perfect evangelion reference moment especially collin
big e get on the golden throne or malcador will have to do it again
also
gelt is kegorak
or a proxy reporting back to him doing shit for laughs
he is a golden masked laughing “god” after all which also makes all the harlequins gelts
also woman always wonder why men constantly think about rome but why wouldnt you
the answer is because men where thinking about gelt
afterall fuck the i am sparticus meme
#IAMSUPREME
#geltmaxxxing
59:41 *I AM SUPREME*
#Geltmaxxing #StraightGeltingmyshit
I AM SUPREME, #GELTMAXXING #GELTINGIT
I AM SUPREME
I AM SUPREME #GELTMAXXING
I AM SUPERIOR #Geltmaxxing
I'm bout to Gelt
I AM SUPREME! #Geltmaxxing #Leadging #BrickTaxxing