What White People Say To Brown People Reversed

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  • What White People Say to Brown People and if it was Reversed
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  • @calebtimes453
    @calebtimes453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4861

    "Soo do you like have 20 boyfriends......"

    • @whiteeagle7831
      @whiteeagle7831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      i always talk to white people who i think are racists like this
      i flip the game bruh
      PS : im arab

    • @LittlePunjabiKid
      @LittlePunjabiKid 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Same, why put up with it, at least they can face the same issues thrown back at them and make them think and reliaze before they continue on... lol

    • @Sahib659
      @Sahib659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      White Eagle we need to be friends

    • @whataway8180
      @whataway8180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      White people? If you call us white then by the same respect, you are brown, not Arab. Ps: I'm German-American btw. Yeah?

    • @RumbledKoala
      @RumbledKoala 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Taqiyya is dark and full of taharrush no he didn't justify anything, he corrected him, white eagle generalised all white skinned people as white, so he said that generalising brown people as brown shouldn't technically be racist, if he generalised all white skins as white

  • @prasty1486
    @prasty1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3170

    I am half Indian, half french and I live in France, once someone asked me why I didn’t had the "red dot on my forehead"... they thought it was natural.

    • @Nijilove78
      @Nijilove78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      sent ☠️☠️ can’t believe someone thinks the bindi is natural ✋🏾

    • @prasty1486
      @prasty1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      jk • 전국아 yeah that’s stupid

    • @Peacemaker-96
      @Peacemaker-96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh

    • @sussykanyeballs176
      @sussykanyeballs176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Many Indian women wear it. But only if they wish to. He/she probably thought that was normal after watching bollywood movies.

    • @Ask35720
      @Ask35720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      What the fuck..haha..pimple bindis.

  • @aleesham6604
    @aleesham6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3091

    “So do your parents like, not care?” hahahahaha

    • @God-T
      @God-T 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Taking piss_out of white people 🤣🤣 completely normal..
      Taking the piss on another culture... 😨😨 racism.. 😂 Right?

    • @14DANESSJ
      @14DANESSJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@God-T Depends... Some white people are sensitive af

    • @mocto647
      @mocto647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@God-T that's not the point of the video. They aren't saying that racism is ok. They're saying that things some white people say would be strange if Indians said it.

    • @mannyokafor4609
      @mannyokafor4609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@God-T bruh the white people where saying it to the brown people. im a conservative trump supporter, i think ur confused

    • @SanilJadhav711
      @SanilJadhav711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@God-T Nice, you missed the whole point of the fucking video

  • @orangetoes223
    @orangetoes223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    “Do your parents just not care?”
    Yes. The answer is yes.

  • @fazalsayyed6169
    @fazalsayyed6169 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6920

    are your parents divorced 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Idk but that is so typical for white people and their family status. lol rip to nuclear family structure

    • @ryashaum
      @ryashaum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      damn

    • @slushiev132
      @slushiev132 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hey i can assure you im white and i dislike mcdonalds........ never said i dont lime tacobell tho

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fazal Sayyed I think they meant "black"

    • @comradeuro4255
      @comradeuro4255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Wait no, that would be "have you ever met your father"

  • @valm5363
    @valm5363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4784

    "So do white girls ever settle down" IM DEAD

    • @slasher3428
      @slasher3428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh yeah yeah

    • @krytietv1684
      @krytietv1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh shit she's dead

    • @mrcrazychickengaming7918
      @mrcrazychickengaming7918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol but most do settle down

    • @hemskywalker7924
      @hemskywalker7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Mr Crazy Chicken Gaming you mean settle down several times..... Lol

    • @hemskywalker7924
      @hemskywalker7924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Telive Qwenton Yup.... except little girls.

  • @IsabelleBoiten
    @IsabelleBoiten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1831

    ‘I lOVE JESUS!!!’ Lmaooo

  • @amiused2157
    @amiused2157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +896

    Asian version:
    “Omg you’re 29????!!!! You look so young”
    Reversed: “omg you’re only 29????!!!! You look so old”

    • @billbertboyce324
      @billbertboyce324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Are you feeling okay? This very video features asians. I assume you mean east asians

    • @experienceexperte3096
      @experienceexperte3096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @DIGITAL east asian is different from asian ... asian means everyone in asian ... east asian is yellow people (racist term but it's so that you know the difference)

    • @navijha122
      @navijha122 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JV-dr1ti how so? out of genuine curiosity. And also why the need for being snarky?

    • @Nick-dr4ec
      @Nick-dr4ec 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      East asian version: omg are you Chinese?

  • @icollectstuff8677
    @icollectstuff8677 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3565

    Me and my Indian friend are always super racist to each other. Its a good time.

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Omg no you lacist!! 😧😨😧😨😧😨😨😨

    • @oleum5589
      @oleum5589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

      That’s true friendship 😂

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I heard a story online about how two friends one was white and one was black thay were making racist jokes towards each other and then someone else overheard it and reported it in, the white guy got kicked out of the college

    • @julianne1066
      @julianne1066 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Dat White Boi Oh. Oh! No.

    • @nagys36snn
      @nagys36snn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Dat White Boi well, in glad i don't study in the us

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4870

    You know what's funny? In India, this is exactly what Indian people do when they see a white person. There are always those types of people in every culture, and depending on what culture you're currently in, those are the questions you're gonna get.

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @Mr. Thanos the predators hunter thanks, I've always wanted to be told I'm like a pink elephant

    • @ohyeahyeahyeah8396
      @ohyeahyeahyeah8396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      How to offend a Black Person - So, which field your grandfather used to work?

    • @squidbad
      @squidbad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I find it hard to get offended by being told that I'm at fault for something my great grandfather may or may not have done

    • @ElMagnifico0709
      @ElMagnifico0709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ArcticZombie How do you know that ? Oh, right.. cuz the version history your ancestors wrote is the most legitimate one there is ? Your ancestors tried to brush it under the rug, but could never brush their shoulders off. Neither can you.

    • @laughable6650
      @laughable6650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mosipd That’s the joke, idiot.

  • @shahilh
    @shahilh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    *Quotes a line from the video*
    *Gets 1.6k likes*

    • @lonewolf202
      @lonewolf202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Maltodextrin while you have three, I can count too

    • @Marqan
      @Marqan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      *Describes a comment*
      *Gets 260 likes*

    • @danibot3000
      @danibot3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      You just described what 60% of youtube comments are about - recently

    • @rayandaas1695
      @rayandaas1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Update, 3.4k

    • @bronzeanon985
      @bronzeanon985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know, crazy, right?

  • @ShouryaMusica
    @ShouryaMusica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    I like the way that every brown person has to be Indian.

  • @judsonbonneville6685
    @judsonbonneville6685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2064

    ARR ME LUCKY CHARMS POTATO POTATO POTATO

    • @sjhorton1184
      @sjhorton1184 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I died laughing!

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I thought that was hilarious.

    • @alexisjankowski3281
      @alexisjankowski3281 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I loved it! And I love Lucky Charms!

    • @conorl9305
      @conorl9305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Judson Bonneville I'm Irish and I'm not a snowflake so I'm not offended

    • @hugh6025
      @hugh6025 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought lucky charms were an American thing, I've never seen them here

  • @ButterMango
    @ButterMango 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    'i love bland food'
    I LOST IT LOOOOOL

    • @saneelahaseeb8375
      @saneelahaseeb8375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swearrrr

    • @thinkgreenlovepurple
      @thinkgreenlovepurple 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same! best line!

    • @alexk7425
      @alexk7425 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ButterMango white food is still better though haha

    • @joycedunnell3182
      @joycedunnell3182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      'ketchup adds sooo much flavored!' I died......lol

    • @unaizakhakoo2294
      @unaizakhakoo2294 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      thinkgreenlovepurple I will always and forever love desi food better cause it has FLAVORRR

  • @billa9034
    @billa9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    "This is OUR oil now"
    The USA wants to know ur location.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      If you have oil, we already know your location. We’ll be by later to take that mess off your hands.

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, unfortunately ASSHOLE was already taken.

    • @vaskedagame880
      @vaskedagame880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i tought u were gonna say soviet athem plays...
      *SOVIET ATHEM PLAYS*

    • @sarthak8810
      @sarthak8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMAOOOOO SOOOO GOOD

    • @dungeonmaster7974
      @dungeonmaster7974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Britain: my island

  • @NMETSGChan
    @NMETSGChan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    The white stereotype was so much funnier with guns and girls sleeping with tons of guys.
    I'm literally LMAO!

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Duuuuuuuude whassup duuuuuuuuuuude

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@meghanachauhan9380 Ello madam. Ur apple has virus and it will take all ur monei if u dunt tell me the bank detaild.

    • @joshuajagmohan4553
      @joshuajagmohan4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@meghanachauhan9380 xd

    • @user-px8lu4wp6e
      @user-px8lu4wp6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yusha1059 lmaoooooo

    • @dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172
      @dontwastetimeyouarelosingr8172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's why my parents don't allow me to marry with whites 😭

  • @darkhawk1979
    @darkhawk1979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1206

    "I love Jesus! Hyuk yuk yuk!"
    Gold!

    • @YoungLinkk
      @YoungLinkk 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      'Murica!

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol yea

    • @JackMeoff46
      @JackMeoff46 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      darkhawk1979 *THIS IS OUR OIL NOW*

  • @anunkash5185
    @anunkash5185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    this is like what buzzfeed tries to do, but epicly fails at.

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Being racist while pretending not to be?

    • @hosni2
      @hosni2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ZyniX 36 *stereotypical

    • @abandonedmushroom2535
      @abandonedmushroom2535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trueee

    • @zynix3698
      @zynix3698 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@ШИРИШ Racism is caused by ignorance.

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    *when i buy pizza i totally eat it with a fork and knife* 😂😂😂

    • @heygirl6386
      @heygirl6386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i actually do that when its too hot to touch or too messy with my bare hands. life hack!!

    • @shepherdlavellen3301
      @shepherdlavellen3301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually do when I'm back in China

    • @user-dz4pb2ll3k
      @user-dz4pb2ll3k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@shepherdlavellen3301 cuz yall chinese are white wannabes so its not surprising

    • @lukebircharchive3833
      @lukebircharchive3833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fun fact: That's how they eat pizza in France.

    • @shadowllght
      @shadowllght 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@user-dz4pb2ll3k You're special aren't you. Cutting the pizza into 1/8th is an American thing. Italians eat it with fork and knife. You're a "white wannabee" either way like this

  • @rikymartinstephen3356
    @rikymartinstephen3356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Girl: Are there like any hot Indian
    guys?
    Hrithik Roshan : Let me introduce myself.

    • @naturallyunbothered8860
      @naturallyunbothered8860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @JamieTransNyc
      @JamieTransNyc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great answer Mr. Eleven!!!

    • @user-px8lu4wp6e
      @user-px8lu4wp6e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jokes on you, Dayanand is the most handsome.
      Yes, I'm a teen.
      Yes, I'm old fashioned.
      Yes, we exist.

    • @muhammedshaheen2744
      @muhammedshaheen2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@user-px8lu4wp6e nobody doubted your existence in the first place

    • @gitanjalidas5542
      @gitanjalidas5542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are many hot guys in India.

  • @BillM1960
    @BillM1960 6 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    "Ketchup adds sooo much flavor" - LMAO

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why don't people say this more? I swear, our culture isn't appreciated enough :'( jk jk

    • @davidojo6830
      @davidojo6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "I love bland food!!" is amazing!🤣

    • @be7169
      @be7169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's that yummy High Fructose Corn Syrup. Mmmmmm

    • @noticias6111
      @noticias6111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The part about cuisine...not going to lie about how it makes me think how I don't find Central and East European cuisine to appetizing personally.

    • @kevinzhango1723
      @kevinzhango1723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ketchup is the s***

  • @rippedreaper7279
    @rippedreaper7279 8 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    "Do white girls ever settle down?" - Best Line Ever

    • @sebastianll3783
      @sebastianll3783 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      so true!

    • @lss922
      @lss922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Ginsuma Married women who wanna "party with the girls" are in dire need of a little bit of the good old slap-in-the-fuckin-face medicine administered by their husbands. Stay at home with your families you fuckwits. Grown ass men who go to discos and such are just as despicable.

    • @AtrumMixer
      @AtrumMixer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Actually most married women in first world countries need a night out with the girls just like married men need a night out with the boys. Raising a family takes a lot of energy and parents will have to recharge from time to time in order to refuel their individual side. The other cultures you mention are male dominated and none individual based. That means a woman who spends time outside her home without her husband is seen as legit sexual prey because she's breaking the societal norm.

    • @davidwalz94
      @davidwalz94 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Invictus One Indeed, it made me pause and giggle

    • @rippedreaper7279
      @rippedreaper7279 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Andrew Olson​ I have better things to do in life than find a fake profile picture. I'm 22 years old and been working out bodybuilding and mma since I was 14, but thats irrelevant in this topic of white girls never settling, I fucked so many of them to a point that I just don't give a shit about them anymore (like eating the same food over and over and eventually getting bored of it) I pass them to black guys now 😂

  • @cromabu5090
    @cromabu5090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    The Irish accent is the funniest
    I’m from England
    Same thing
    *car bomb intensifies*

    • @gal749
      @gal749 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm just offended they said the Irish accent is funny
      And I don't even speak Irish

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shillelagh flinging intensifies

    • @elitemeemoosood9869
      @elitemeemoosood9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gal749 same, I'm actually Indian but I still got offended, when they said that england and ireland are the same I-

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 ปีที่แล้ว

      speaking of car bombs and irish, I dare anyone to go to a bar in ireland and order an Irish Car Bomb

  • @ServerDweller
    @ServerDweller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    "are there like any hot Indian guys?" Ouch... That hurt...

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      same.... :( im probably only a 5/10 in the looks department though when im with my uncle people literally turn their heads around to look at his face XD so yes there are some lucky ones

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ill never understand how people think Bollywood girls are hot 😐

    • @davidshepherd1634
      @davidshepherd1634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's one right here ;)

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@meghanachauhan9380 idk if racist but sure, there are 1000s of them

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Majority of black guys white women date don't look like Brad Pitt either. Looks don't matter if you have big...

  • @rockwall5329
    @rockwall5329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    I LOVE JESUS HUEH HUEH HUEH

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      that was the funniest part!!!!!!! along with *gun noises and explosions* this is our oil now!

    • @adelinelie1866
      @adelinelie1866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      feeling offended ._.

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Adeline Lie Don’t mind it. It’s _mostly_ innocent chatter.

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NAH THIS IS OUR OIL.
      *soviet anthem plays*

    • @grayblackhelm9761
      @grayblackhelm9761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you're on the internet Then you have no life
      *Le Wilde cat appears*
      *Salute*

  • @palmchika13marycharry9
    @palmchika13marycharry9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    Lol this is soo *accurate* people think all indians watch Bollywood

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Vinay S LOL my mom is guynese and Indian and my dad is guynese and indian Asian so i kinda eat it every 2 days of the week sometimes lol

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vinay S LOL my family Indians ar vary watter down they sound more guynese than anything

    • @palmchika13marycharry9
      @palmchika13marycharry9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Vinay S lol😂

    • @rashmi.nityaaa
      @rashmi.nityaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      excuse me, I prefer *Tollywood*

    • @jackdellow
      @jackdellow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      palmchika13 Mary charry ahem t-series

  • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
    @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    *Now* I know why all my Indian friends have American-sounding nicknames!

    • @ALRIGHTYTHEN.
      @ALRIGHTYTHEN. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s called culture appropriation.

    • @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327
      @dontmindme.imjustafraidofe9327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And *that’s* called pettiness.

    • @samuelhartley1979
      @samuelhartley1979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Heh. I was talking to an indian girl once who had a simplified English name and she got really surprised when I called her by her indian name.

    • @matthews1366
      @matthews1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      There was somebody at my school who was called Sreecharan (idk how to spell lol sry) but he just called himself bob

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@matthews1366 it's the simplest Indian name.

  • @colfdralegend
    @colfdralegend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “So are your parents super strict?”
    “So do your parents just not care?”
    I think I’m both of these people... weird

    • @karthikeyan3d319
      @karthikeyan3d319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      best of both worlds

    • @paysmenot2624
      @paysmenot2624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are super strict in what they want/expect from you.
      They don't care about what you want for yourself.

    • @starlegends3092
      @starlegends3092 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya

  • @brandondonahue2965
    @brandondonahue2965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    I think brown people should make those remarks. The world would be a funnier place if we could all poke fun at each other and not make a fuss.

    • @ramiroortiz1459
      @ramiroortiz1459 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Brandon Donahue
      Yeah

    • @neerajindra9097
      @neerajindra9097 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I LOVE BLAND FOOD

    • @muhammadalifaqsha9014
      @muhammadalifaqsha9014 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Neeraj Indra I do love bland and spicy food 😂

    • @fernybell263
      @fernybell263 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      All my brown friends do is poke at pop culture

    • @alaplaya5
      @alaplaya5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me (peruvian) and my friend (vietnamese) like to talk about our different cultures and common trends of each countries. Don't really understand the problem O.o I mean as long we don't make fun of each other's culture, it should be ok

  • @GraphiteBlimp27
    @GraphiteBlimp27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1642

    Tbh the things the "brown people" say to white people are actually hilarious. I'd never dream of saying the things the whites said but somehow I don't feel offended when it's reversed lol

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You shouldn't feel offended anyway :p

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ***** I thought the intent was to show whites how offensive that kind of thing can be, but maybe not.

    • @zoyahaque4017
      @zoyahaque4017 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Nah the intent was to show how ridiculous some of the stuff white people say is.

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Indeed.

    • @GraphiteBlimp27
      @GraphiteBlimp27 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Zoya Haque Which is why if I heard what the white people said irl I'd probably find it funny too.

  • @meggi8048
    @meggi8048 5 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    Everytime somewhen finds out i am from Germany its
    "NAAAAAZI"

    • @AmyElkington
      @AmyElkington 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      All I can think about when I think of Germany is sausages and sauerkraut

    • @NotSandhorst
      @NotSandhorst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      NAAAAAAAAAZIIII!!!

    • @sumwhatkeezy
      @sumwhatkeezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AmyElkington and beer ;)

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same lol, it happend several times on vacation

    • @unkraut7427
      @unkraut7427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sumwhatkeezy the holy lifejuice

  • @jaymahakaal5354
    @jaymahakaal5354 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Matt started his comedian journey after this video

    • @ishhaatt569
      @ishhaatt569 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro I saw the thumbnail and I was like there is no way that is Matt rife bahahah 😭

  • @pacomarveeny9640
    @pacomarveeny9640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    Brown guy: the Irish accent is the FUNNIEST!
    White guy: ...I’m from England..
    Brown guy: SAME THING!
    Being Irish I literally spat my drink and dropped my jaw SO SHOOK HAHAHAHA

    • @marjorierene427
      @marjorierene427 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Paco Marveeny OMG MY FELLOW IRISHMAN!! (Or girl)

    • @pacomarveeny9640
      @pacomarveeny9640 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gabriel R Irishman haha

    • @wipmegrandma8780
      @wipmegrandma8780 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Paco Marveeny yea Im english and the feeling was basically the same. About the only thing in the video that go me riled up haha

    • @maxonmendel5757
      @maxonmendel5757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Literally even other white people just shrug and say “same thing”

    • @arhamshahid5015
      @arhamshahid5015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @James Bond I think it a cool accent and am not white.see how quickly your argument falls appart

  • @jimmykeochinda1173
    @jimmykeochinda1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    This is our oil now

  • @jannn1192
    @jannn1192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I'm Sri Lankan
    And Have been called Indian and African ;-;

    • @yesminsalima4924
      @yesminsalima4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same XD

    • @user-fj6sp5qq6m
      @user-fj6sp5qq6m 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same 😂

    • @poison6084
      @poison6084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm part Irish , and people think I'm part Turkish 😂😂😂😂

    • @cham1763
      @cham1763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m Sri Lankan and I’ve been mistaken for being Hispanic multiple it might be cause I’m lighter skinned than most Sri Lankan’s but idk

    • @elli1080
      @elli1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Im srilankan too and for me it was indian and mexican

  • @alexlee8353
    @alexlee8353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “Hey how come you don’t wear a SnapBack?””
    😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @LtSarge
    @LtSarge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Actually while living in Japan and turkey, I did experience the reverse. "You from America. You been to hollywood, you know tom cruise?" I was also assumed to be a cowboy, and extremely wealthy for some reason.
    And I shortened my name after they couldn't pronounce it.
    So the "What if" part is misleading, cause it does actually happen. I didn't find it insulting, I was just like, ah, this is what it feels like, and was having fun with it.
    When people go from their own cultures to a new one, its not uncommon to experience stereotypes from the locals meeting you. Its what they have absorbed knowledge of your own culture and are simply curious.

    • @geneticsandcivilization9762
      @geneticsandcivilization9762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      +LtSarge
      Just say yes.
      I've been to Costa Rica, in some small villages where they had never seen a white, blonde boy before. They asked me if I was an actor, if I owned "every Mercedez" etc. I would just say yes to intrigue them.
      And that's how I became a celebrity in a Costa Rican village.

    • @WitheringintheDark
      @WitheringintheDark 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Genetics and Civilization Hah, I don't think i'd be able to resist the urge to fuck with everyone I met either. Works even better if you closely resemble a celebrity. Dye my hair a few shades darker I could probably fool some Costa Ricans into thinking I was Daniel Radcliffe myself.

    • @oremfrien
      @oremfrien 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +WitheringintheDark
      I remember when I first went to Australia and I sat in on classes at a local high school -- I was a sophomore at the time and followed an Australian sophomore to all of his classes. I took detailed notes, answered every question from the teacher, and pretended to be an all-star genius (because we had literally learned this material at my school a few months prior). I was then asked how I knew everything and said how in the US, every student is quiet and a strong note-taker and everyone is worried that whatever is said will be on the exam, that I am actually the worst student in my class, etc. An American exchange-student came up to me later and whispered: "Your school is so scary." The other Australians looked on in horror.

    • @Pl3rion
      @Pl3rion 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +LtSarge When I was in Japan, I had the exact same thing happened. My name was hard to pronounce so i always just shortened it to Chad. My real name is that of a certain Friend from the TV program of the same name. I found it rather amusing.

    • @natrone23
      @natrone23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +LtSarge I have a Black friend and when we went to Japan they would ask him if he played in the NBA or if he was Shaq O'neil....................my friend is 5'7

  • @nomicake8607
    @nomicake8607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3646

    lmao good job iisuperwomanii, totally didnt copy this.

    • @mariahwasa5210
      @mariahwasa5210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Nomicake I know right!!

    • @nightingale4786
      @nightingale4786 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      exactly!! I'm kinda bummed no one really called her out on this yet :|

    • @mahirafarhin5129
      @mahirafarhin5129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      in what video?

    • @kornilious
      @kornilious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      mahira farhin Things white people have told me. It’s basically the same video.

    • @amya5369
      @amya5369 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      and neel's is way better too. her's kinda has a really bitter undertone and isn't really funny (and i'm brown fyi)

  • @brunochapa7900
    @brunochapa7900 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    not Matt Rife with that hair 💀

  • @CodeineBarbarian
    @CodeineBarbarian ปีที่แล้ว +5

    IS THAT MATT RIFE

  • @dr.snowman4883
    @dr.snowman4883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    idk if this is true or not because I don't talk to people.

    • @randomquestion7592
      @randomquestion7592 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same.

    • @mynicknameisrovi5399
      @mynicknameisrovi5399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dr. Snowman Its fake, no one talks like this

    • @nickycocaine
      @nickycocaine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Snowman You should try it some time. Majority of us don't act like this!

    • @Rohan-cw9zj
      @Rohan-cw9zj 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dr. Snowman lol

    • @harper6032
      @harper6032 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm dead XD Same, though

  • @Panzer_Runner
    @Panzer_Runner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    1:39 *spreading freedom and stealing oil intensifies*

    • @ccb36
      @ccb36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      f r e e d o m

    • @user-tn7kl3sq2r
      @user-tn7kl3sq2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ezio Auditore where did allah get involved

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user-tn7kl3sq2r allah doesn't like freedom?

    • @user-tn7kl3sq2r
      @user-tn7kl3sq2r 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      chikni dimistri oh okay i see

    • @mahdiabderraouf5795
      @mahdiabderraouf5795 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@meghanachauhan9380 Why to disrespect your Creator...

  • @chadpowell1832
    @chadpowell1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'm Brown and I don't care about these questions tbh, They get a conversation started and aren't offensive to me just funny ^^

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, some people are genuinely curious

    • @jana731
      @jana731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gal749 yeah, true, in my friends group in high school there was a girl from sri lanka and like she literally wasn't allowed to do anything in her free time. After being friends with her for 3 years we asked her what would happen if she came out lesbian to her parents and she said they would literally throw her out of the house. We were a little shocked tbh.

    • @gal749
      @gal749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jana731 This doesn't have anything to do with my comment, but sure

    • @Mojo6660
      @Mojo6660 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not funny its the least racist comment that said in this video

  • @carminetancioni7444
    @carminetancioni7444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *smokes*
    "DUUDE! WASSUP DUUUUDE!"
    Lmao I love you guys

  • @Grumpy_old_Boot
    @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    **throws imaginary grenade**
    This OUR oil now !!

    • @xxdomoxxkunxx
      @xxdomoxxkunxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Grumpy ol' Boot fools, you wouldnt throw a grenade at the oil!

    • @Grumpy_old_Boot
      @Grumpy_old_Boot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Domo Von Imperium
      Everyone knows that throwing explosives at burning oilwells is the way to put them out!!!

    • @lemanyk
      @lemanyk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Grumpy ol' Boot pls, americans never say like that. They say "We will bring you democracy" or "In the name of democracy"

    • @yvrelna
      @yvrelna 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Gennady Leman "we'll bring you democracy but if you guys voted for some guy we don't like, we'll come back."

    • @Gadwlel
      @Gadwlel 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Grumpy ol' Boot lmao, yeah, I loved it haha

  • @reemar2168
    @reemar2168 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "I LOVE bland food" so me 😂😂😂

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This white guy felt the sting on that one.....ouch!

  • @90sbabe47
    @90sbabe47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "potato, potato, potato" LMFAOOOOO IM SCREAMING

    • @walnut9472
      @walnut9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

  • @rickyeldiablo800
    @rickyeldiablo800 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Is that Matt Rife?

    • @grim_2000
      @grim_2000 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      IKR!
      Randomly stumbled upon him here, even double-checked the credits in the end.
      Who knew.

  • @Fredministrator
    @Fredministrator 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    remember the 90 when casual interest in other cultures wasn't seen as racist and and anoying question was just an anoying question?

    • @Fredministrator
      @Fredministrator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      I get the joke, I know this channel. But Satire wouldn't work if there was no problem and in my experience that problem wasn't as big in the 90.

    • @addygreen8919
      @addygreen8919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Good old times

    • @landon7612
      @landon7612 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Honestly though, if only

    • @tamillaigidova7919
      @tamillaigidova7919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I have the ”privilege” of being a millenial.

    • @danidejaneiro8378
      @danidejaneiro8378 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Do you remember in 2018 when three decades of the same annoying questions just started to seem a bit fucking much and maybe I'm not here to educate an endless queue of retards and defend/explain every ignorant stereotype they have about people who look/pray/live the same as me? No? You must be a straight white male who doesnt have to endure this on a daily basis, then. Otherwise, you'd be able to relate. Thanks, though.

  • @nikkorin
    @nikkorin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    You missed the "Omg, you are so pale, are you even alive?"
    I get that one a lot.

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're not pale Sheamus is pale ( Irish guy in wwe).

  • @idkanymore9812
    @idkanymore9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    NOT ALL BROWN PEOPLE ARE INDIAN🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @itsmeSmile
      @itsmeSmile 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      it's the same thing

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ItsmeSmile what do you mean ?

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@idkanymore9812 It's called a joke.

    • @idkanymore9812
      @idkanymore9812 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Douglas Thompson yeah Ik but not all brown people are Indian... Facts

    • @douglasthompson9070
      @douglasthompson9070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@idkanymore9812 Developing a sense of humor is a wonderful thing.

  • @abinansriranganathan6934
    @abinansriranganathan6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Sri Lankan part is very relatable. Almost everything is relatable.

  • @admubs3696
    @admubs3696 9 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "say something in Indian"

  • @blah7983
    @blah7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Irish accents can be hilarious

    • @akidinafrica6924
      @akidinafrica6924 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      until connor McGregor breaks your jaw......

    • @SebL2478
      @SebL2478 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Irish and scottish accents are by far the manliest.

    • @frankdrebin7949
      @frankdrebin7949 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ayreesh acksints can bi so hellairies

    • @maximusdarkultima
      @maximusdarkultima 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      top of the morning to you laddies!

    • @MustafaShams
      @MustafaShams 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and the scottish one too!

  • @LoverScratch
    @LoverScratch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Did you know they have security at airports” fucking killed me

  • @CrossingTheStreetArt
    @CrossingTheStreetArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "what's the deal with cutlery? It's so weird" lol xD you killed me

  • @faqi7076
    @faqi7076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Pop songs;
    *i like how DIFFERENT every song is*

    • @yikushieda
      @yikushieda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ahaa yes best part of the satire

    • @lol...
      @lol... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Friday is pretty outstanding

    • @madamebkrt
      @madamebkrt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best part of the whole video

    • @lerno2617
      @lerno2617 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@madamebkrt I swear

    • @weighingmc9595
      @weighingmc9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ツFaqi why are you here?? You commented on one of my vids. 😂

  • @wickedmonkeylover
    @wickedmonkeylover 7 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    "You must have lost your virginity supper younge" wtf lol I didn't know that was a stereotype

    • @dachaoskitty7163
      @dachaoskitty7163 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      It's a stereotype that white girls are easy, so that implies they lose their virginity at a young age.

    • @ashishbhatt3467
      @ashishbhatt3467 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Its probably that blonde girl stereotype and the way hollywood protray white teenage girl. every one had 2-3 bf etc.

    • @ZIbroweed
      @ZIbroweed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Thank Hollywood. This is what the world thinks of the West.

    • @jadeshepherd8627
      @jadeshepherd8627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      A lot of 18 year olds in Sutton In Ashfield (small uk town, this is from my experience) have already had babies. A person who I used to be best friends with became a chronic liar yet she actually got pregnant at some point.

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Jade, this is a good example of how stereotypes are born. We take our personal experience as anecdotal evidence that a certain group acts a certain way. No matter how large your sample size it's almost unavoidably a generalization.

  • @shilloe13
    @shilloe13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This video literally aged like fine wine.

    • @Dennis-nc3vw
      @Dennis-nc3vw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, it figuratively aged like fine wine. If it literally aged like fine wine it would taste better.

  • @austinadams6810
    @austinadams6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I know that the reversal was supposed to be negative but I legit found it funny and would love to have a friend like that. I personally really enjoy it when neither of us get offended and have an exaggerated discussion about culture

  • @tahreesuh
    @tahreesuh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This is baisically what people in Indiana and Ohio say to someone who is from Ontario witch is only a 6-7 hour drive. They ask about iggloos,Maple Syrup and if it snows there all the time.

  • @politicalstatus197
    @politicalstatus197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    White here! Literally busted a gut laughing at the stereotypes being thrown at white people. I don't get why people get so offended when someone is using stereotypes, I find it hilarious!

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Because their identity is too closely tied with race. I laugh at jokes at white's expense too because I don't consider it something that integral to me.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      James Bond, since when is getting butthurt at something I subjectively find offensive and then responding with a relevant OFFENSIVE remark bad? It is not defensive to respond by taking a stab at the offender's race. Defensive is when after I insult somebody in such manor they try to make themselves or their own race look good to recover. Like seriously you used counterattack and defensive to refer to the same action ahahahhahahahah!
      I do not understand why succeeding at communicating in a heated situation means getting the first stab at the other person in a smart-ish sounding way but then they are not to respond? And even if you did not mean to offend, what really makes it bad is calling them butthurt and refusing to further appropriately communicate. After you both fire shots you could try to work it out instead of point out the fact that yes you were offensive and thus made someone butthurt.
      Saying black people are more likely to commit a crime is a FACT (when compared to white people and with the assumption we are in the U.S.), saying you specifically (black person... presumably) are more likely to commit a crime is a stereotype... i.e. a relevant and actually good comeback.
      Oh and finally, James Bond, your comment itself is a negative (from your point of view, refer to my first sentence of the first paragraph) stereotype about white people... you should really consider A. trying to be more understanding when someone takes offensive to what comes out of your mouth (even if you think it is not offensive, it's their feelings hurt not yours) and B. try to cherish or at least comprehend every unique individual's attributes as factors that cause such a response of offense (or any response at all).

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misunderstood completely ;/ Our entire exchange was about how in the hypothetical situation you set up what would be the right thing to do and it was about how you were making wrong statements. I am not calling you stupid because this was a bit convoluted (and meta :D) and I could have been a little more clear.
      Please do not say I was twisting your words. I used your quotes to put emphasis on what I was referring to and I took entire whole quotes NO TWISTING THEIR so please learn what twisting means.
      If you take anything from this exchange be it is that if you were to offend anyone in any future communications what you describe in your first comment is not the right attitude. It is not fair to not let them respond if you were the offensive one. You are welcome to comment again with your thoughts (and I will gladly read :D) but if you are going to repeatedly argue with no new original thoughts then I might not respond.
      And for the love of all that is anything please know that in the english language it is acceptable to quote someone in the same context that quote was said if in its entirety and its not considered twisting words.
      Like damn, seriously learn that.

    • @goldengeek3320
      @goldengeek3320 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fair enough... to be honest this was kinda fun. :D Btw the black thing works with any race even white if you think about it. Having that last comment with the first would have probably avoided this whole thing :D be careful what you write because that first comment was a little triggering before you represented yourself. Cya

    • @SerenityScratch
      @SerenityScratch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Political Love you could say the same thing the other way around

  • @jazlynevangeli1844
    @jazlynevangeli1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:51 "why do you like to eat with your hands? That's so weird.."
    Indonesian ppl: ._.

  • @apppertplus68
    @apppertplus68 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly, this is the best version of this shtick I have ever seen.
    Thank you. My life is richer for having watched it.

  • @kodyandkara
    @kodyandkara 9 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "I love bland food" hahahaha

  • @chanelles.88
    @chanelles.88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Just sent this to my Indian friends. I will follow up with you all

    • @chanelles.88
      @chanelles.88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zeshan Ali They thought it was hilarious, especially the turban comment :D

    • @darrenthomas5743
      @darrenthomas5743 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      If anyone was offended white or Indian they are children. None of it was offensive, just silly stereotypes

    • @oriax8770
      @oriax8770 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no one is offended.. it's funny n quite ryt :-)

  • @BluberrySmoothie
    @BluberrySmoothie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These are the type of people who ask “ are you Indian, or brown? “

  • @reasonableguy9090
    @reasonableguy9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Just been recommended this and subbed straight away!
    GOLD!

  • @blank4227
    @blank4227 8 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    The thing is, most white people laugh whenever someone makes fun of that stuff... but the second you fake an Indian accent, you lose your job...

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      +Al Capwn damn bro sorry you lost your job, you should totally be allowed to mock people. Mock away bro. Stay strong, im sure you'll get another job soon. Live long and prosper

    • @Logictrumpssuperstition
      @Logictrumpssuperstition 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Al Capwn HAHAHAHAHAHA panties in a bunch?

    • @kaziabir1
      @kaziabir1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Al Capwn Yeah but say a brown guy with an accent who is working hard on trying to lose the accent and you just make fun of him for that it will hurt him. He'll probably laugh just to play along but it's not the same. I think getting fired for that is a little extreme but there's no doubt it's harassment because you never see a brown guy making fun of white/european/australian accents. I would but that's just because I'm an asshole.

    • @kurobancho3508
      @kurobancho3508 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Al Capwn Yeah, that kinda thing is happening now. It's funnier when people are like "I hate racism!" and then they proceed to joke about white people. Ok, thats fine but they get butthurt at jokes about other races. Like wow hypocrisy. It's not only Tumblr people who do this as well.

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Al Capwn
      ...and get hired at 711!

  • @JennaPatel
    @JennaPatel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "I love bland food" LMao

  • @AnthonyFilms29
    @AnthonyFilms29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “This is our oil now!” Absolutely lost it at this part haha

  • @MrOssyMoro
    @MrOssyMoro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    An Indian friend dared to call Italian food "bland food" here in Italy and I just say he is no more. Be careful my Indian friends. Be careful.

    • @lovepainmusic
      @lovepainmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      By the way Indians Love Pasta n Pizza😉

    • @Dough_Knut
      @Dough_Knut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is bland tbf

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What is meaning of bland?

    • @Invictus-on2ie
      @Invictus-on2ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "You have Mamma'd your last Mia"

    • @Invictus-on2ie
      @Invictus-on2ie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@debkalpapal2682 tasteless; without flavour

  • @ciic5495
    @ciic5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “I LOVE JESUS HU HU HU” I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @user-jo3oe5yz3t
    @user-jo3oe5yz3t 7 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The "reversed" actually happens when one travels abroad to non-white majority countries. Or to any foreign country, for that matter. This is nothing out of the ordinary, only exactly what one would (and should!) expect when encountering a expect. Even if a white, Anglo-Saxon couple moved to Kazakhstan and had kids, the children, even if "from" Kazakhstan, will still need to expect Kazakhs potentially having difficulty pronouncing their names. It's normal.

    • @ketchumall8243
      @ketchumall8243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is true. As an American who lived for two years in Africa, I can confirm this. I got all sorts of stereotypes and such thrown at me. Or people who wanted to come and talk about american politics or other "popular" U.S. topics to me and assumed I'd be interested just cause Im american. Or they'd say that i didn't "look american" and i looked like some other Caucasian nationality.

    • @sophiamarie4880
      @sophiamarie4880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Andrew Ketchum well... no ones really american unless they are 100% native american. america is a country of immigrants. for ex, i’m american but i look italian, cuz that’s my heritage, my friend is also american, but he looks Bangladeshi, because that’s his heritage. so (unless ur 100% native american) no one “looks” american

    • @aimercab8630
      @aimercab8630 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Very true.

    • @notusingmyname4791
      @notusingmyname4791 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      As someone who went to live in China for a year... I can say I only experienced 2 things like this, the first was a coworker asking if all americans actually believed in the christ myth... and the other one (and I got asked this A LOT) "do you like chinese girl?"
      .....that was it.

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The difference is that America is filled with immigrants and people from many other cultures, they shouldn't act like this, they should know better

  • @yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076
    @yuppsonewhomustnotbenamed3076 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hope you enjoy my good man, i like your twisted humor and look forward to more

  • @emaraalinsh6442
    @emaraalinsh6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "I love bland food" I'm dead 😂😂

  • @undead.rising
    @undead.rising 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    It's annoying that when Australians make a video like this, they actually make it with an American audience in mind, because Australians would NEVER say ketchup, they would say tomato sauce instead.

    • @nusaybahansar9285
      @nusaybahansar9285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Madeleine Kamondi, ikr, like wtf that doesn't even make sense

    • @datwhiteboi6256
      @datwhiteboi6256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm a American and I've actually had Australian people asking me these questions it's weird

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Then... What would they call actual tomato suace?

    • @skippyhd3180
      @skippyhd3180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes it is the same thing ya stupid

    • @hello3.14dodododododododod5
      @hello3.14dodododododododod5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Courtney Quinn there is no other tomato sauce 🤔

  • @koek1122
    @koek1122 7 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    do white people ever settle down hahahaha

    • @Ayveh
      @Ayveh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol "so do white girls ever settle down" XD

    • @sam-rr7xw
      @sam-rr7xw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol smashed it made my day bruv

    • @brennerhall4106
      @brennerhall4106 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vino sitas girls*

    • @mayasquaw2254
      @mayasquaw2254 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vino sitas "I got so wasted I hookup with like 5 guys there" 😂

  • @abbieamavi
    @abbieamavi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    *the "lucky charms potato potato" had me crying his back hunch dude was getting into it* 😂😂😂

  • @mrkslva4231
    @mrkslva4231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:23 being a Sri lankan in a white country be like 😂

  • @inviktus3349
    @inviktus3349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    im an indian and literally none of those things said were offensive.. its not insulting that people find our culture interesting and a good laugh worthy :) and i love the whites they invented all the things that shaped the modern world

    • @upshotproductions5479
      @upshotproductions5479 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      not all the things and now we are more interconnected so everyone is helping each other move forward. besides that Indians have invented great things too, for example computers are posible because of Indians as binary language uses 0 and everything on computer is writen in binary and and a lot of math and science related things were done by indians. our world world'nt survive on just a few number of people we all are important valuable people, from janitors to ceos and from social workers to pm/ president. we all need to be there to move forward.

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Upshot productions just a zero .. nothing on semiconductors , nothing on the workings of the web , nothing of java oracle , windows , so i disagree .. nothing relevant was made by indians .. just a zero which has no value

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Pavlos Pap. yes i agree with that .. and indians are very developed when it comes to nuclear technology .. but the individual standards of life are very low .. hence my view .. i do not hate india .. just its underdeveloped society and the fact that they deny they are.

    • @ngxoxo
      @ngxoxo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      haha i always wondered why most self haters are indian

    • @inviktus3349
      @inviktus3349 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ***** self hatred keeps an individual humble and able to see and accept his own faults .. unlike most whining american feminist manginas

  • @iSaintRichie23
    @iSaintRichie23 7 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I'm white and I found this okay because I'm not allowed to be offended.

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sib Pro Quo LOL

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Sib Pro Quo anyone.. can.. get offended..

    • @Rs2006REMAKEVids
      @Rs2006REMAKEVids 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +digitalatbest 。
      "theres not racism against white people"
      Ever been to Africa?
      Japan is more amusing about it, though.

    • @faedolls
      @faedolls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kinetic RWBY if u look closely u can see i said "theres not racism against white people" good try tho

    • @nittyclips
      @nittyclips 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      digitalatbest 。 He was being sarcastic.

  • @fatimaelmcharfi5842
    @fatimaelmcharfi5842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was dope lmaooo 😂😂😂

  • @Ihatemyusernamemore
    @Ihatemyusernamemore 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this is crack up as. I haven't seen a bad kolhatkar video yet

  • @ratelslangen
    @ratelslangen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I eat pizza with cutlery"
    You focking wot m8?

    • @paintitloud8680
      @paintitloud8680 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Byzanking er, not true. Italians cut the slices themselves, then pick the slices up and eat with their hands. Germans use cutlery.

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ratelslangen u an irish or an aussie mate !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @kushbhatt707
      @kushbhatt707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ratelslangen ohhh are u english !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as in an englishman from england !!!!!!!!!! u have aan accent even in typing !!!!!!! hahaha just joking

    • @bullseye6969
      @bullseye6969 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      ratelslangen that's a counter bombing for eating indian food with hand joke.

  • @tjane8730
    @tjane8730 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Well i'm white and i didn't find any of this offending in any way

    • @jesseward568
      @jesseward568 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have these conversations all the time

    • @andrewjoyner4133
      @andrewjoyner4133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah I mean like if everyone could just chill the fuck out and get a bit of a sense of humour.
      Every race has stereotypes of every other race practically. Who cares. Poking fun at stereotypes can even be a way of building bridges with other races.

    • @declaracionespolemicas
      @declaracionespolemicas 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      prabhat shukla I'm guessing you think black women and latin american women are whores as well, so is it really a racial thing for you?

    • @CarvinesIre
      @CarvinesIre 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your name sounds like a brand of really terrible gangster hats *Micdrop*

    • @wellz1990
      @wellz1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tja Ne neither did I, however I'm very confused. I have yet to find any white people that say those things to other people of a different race. Have I been fortunate enough to not have crossed the people yet or is this a fake stereotype

  • @yatoku1001
    @yatoku1001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'VE NEVER HAD A MOOD SWING THIS GOOD OMG I WENT FRON ANXEITY TO FULL BLOWN LAUGHTER

  • @crystallxix1493
    @crystallxix1493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I could almost smell the passive aggressiveness

  • @Jamestech1001
    @Jamestech1001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Did your parents like date each other and fall in love?" HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I FUCKING DIED AT THAT ONE

  • @manali140
    @manali140 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I love bland food" I LAUGHED WAY HARDER THAN I SHOULD HAVE BECAUSE THIS WAS WAY TOO FUNNY

  • @mauriciod2545
    @mauriciod2545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You could totally pass for Italian" I'd take that as a compliment

  • @Music-xb2lx
    @Music-xb2lx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost it at “BLAND FOOD”😂

  • @ponyonoodles6568
    @ponyonoodles6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "I'm from Sri Lanka" "eh same thing!"
    I'm a quarter Indian and we recently moved to India. I feel like I'm both of these stereotypes. 😂
    Also we went into a shop in a mall in Pondy and there was a whole isle just for ketchup. I'm not kidding.

    • @SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj
      @SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PonyoNoodles Vanakam bro

    • @ponyonoodles6568
      @ponyonoodles6568 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj I subbed to you just because of your name 😂

    • @aakashsunil7913
      @aakashsunil7913 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SubscribersWithNoVideos-iw4zj Wanna come where?

    • @x1stval
      @x1stval 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aakashsunil7913 AYOOO SO FUNNY BRO OMG LMAO

    • @ReelFusionbySupun
      @ReelFusionbySupun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm srilankan too. Nice to meet you

  • @lil4841
    @lil4841 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    everyones so triggered oml xD

    • @apollothesungod9832
      @apollothesungod9832 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lil so many normies reeeeeee

    • @killingmemecarts8340
      @killingmemecarts8340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who's triggered

    • @surelock3221
      @surelock3221 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Looking through the comments I don't think anyone is triggered?

    • @galaxiegoddess
      @galaxiegoddess 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You didn't look through the comments then

  • @thefunnynumber4936
    @thefunnynumber4936 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "i love bland food" IS JUST SO FUNNI LMAO
    Also " i love jesus" *starts humping the air*

  • @endroholic7161
    @endroholic7161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Better be arranged than never settling up with 5 kids"

  • @andrepicar2316
    @andrepicar2316 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "THIS IS OUR OIL NOW!"
    Why dont you have a grammy yet?

  • @MegaMaxclan
    @MegaMaxclan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I felt they were waiting eagerly to take revenge

  • @ananrutii
    @ananrutii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "i love bland food" is what made me choke on my water LMAO

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    As I white person let me just say, I'm not offended. So, the lesson I take from this is it's okay to ask brown people about Bollywood

    • @North_Indian_
      @North_Indian_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EG:UK hahaha bollywood 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

    • @jaredschroeder
      @jaredschroeder 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who else are we going to ask?

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ask north Indians about Bollywood . The people from the south speak Tamil, Telugu, kannada and Malayalam. We have our own film industry. We make better movies without female objectification and non indians in it.

    • @samruddhisaoji7195
      @samruddhisaoji7195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@MrALenCar321 yeah you guys just have stupid plots and pathetic dramas

    • @MrALenCar321
      @MrALenCar321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@samruddhisaoji7195 So what kind of stupid plots have you seen? Kamal, Mamooty and Vijay sethupathi can act better than any bollywood actor. Tbh Malayalam movies are the best and then maybe Tamil movies. Have you seen Hindi tv serials ? it literally takes the girl an entire episode to walk down from the stairs.