Shocking Reactions From Dads During Birth (Reddit Medical Stories r/AskReddit)
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- New AskReddit Stories: In the theme of father's day...medical professionals of reddit, what's the best reaction you've seen from a dad during and/or after the birth of his child? 💯💸
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When my mom was in labor, her nurse was pregnant. Half way through it, the nurse went into labor. About ten years later, my dad and a guy from his work were talking about they’re kids and how the nurse went into labor. Turns out, the guy was the nurses husband.
wtf is the chance?
@@jameshall5556 same town?
@@user-rk1ig2sr8d ahh. that makes sense.
The nurse would be on maternity leave
R/thathappend
r/ihadastroke
When I was born, I was MAD. So mad. I was screaming and I tried to kick the doctor and my mom. I was a C-section premie. The first time I was truly quiet was when my dad held me. He smiled , rocking me back and forth, and then he felt something warm. I peed on him. I pranked my dad when I was 30 minutes old.
My brother had almost the same thing! Super fussy baby, wouldn't stop crying until my dad held him. Then he peed lol
What a naughty child you are
A 30 min old mad lad
Damn
You. Are. A. Legendddd.
_"My dad missed my birth because he was choking on a sandwich."_ Well, I feel bad for laughing but I hope he's alright.
I didn't I was laughing too hard to care 😂😂😂
Same, i hope the dad's ok too
My grandma was born on the day the war started and my great grandpa said “war just started” and my great grandma said “I’m having my own war of my own” and so now we say that my grandma started the war. Lol
The Trojan war
Stephen C I’m guessing the grandma is still alive, so probably the second
w e l l i m n o t g o n n a p u t it b a c k
The "it" is not w i d e
banana mana well s h i t
In the nurses defense, it was pretty rude of them to give birth in the hallway or whatever 😂
Miss Sophie Anne if you press the 3 dot symbol you can edit and make it w i d e
@TH-cam Well what was the joke?
When my moms water broke (pregnant with me) she told my dad "my water broke" and he said "i’ll fix the sink later" i cant even-
Nani
nice
Eww u got ur mom pregnant
@@stzvn1265 🤣😑
that's not how it works you know-
When my older brother was born. My Dad held him up and started singing,”It’s the circle of life!” My Mom slapped him. Lol
Alyssa C. Casa Too bad he didn’t get to SIMBAAA your brother 😕
Alyssa C. Casa
If I ever think of starting a family, I’m gonna do that to all my children.
Your dad is awsome
THIS will be my husband if he doesn't hurl first 🤣🤣🤣
That’s epic!!!
"Put this back she's not done yet"
He doesn't like undercooked babies, it needed more _baby cheese_
Anakin Skywalker y e s
M o r e C h e e s e
ITS BLOODY RAW!!
These comments are what keep me going
@@azariyahowens9901
Yes _bloody_ raw!
We need to put it back for a few more weeks
Dr Doofenshmirtz: "It all started on the day of my birth. Both my parents failed to show up."
Remus Lupin I never understood that as a kid and when finally figured it out I couldn’t stop laughing 😂
@@name4601 He was adopted wasn't he?
He was then razed by ocelots
@@noahspinelli1240 that's funny
Not being sarcastic fyi
this shit don't add up 🤨
“My dad missed my birth because he was choking on a sandwich.”
Well done, you watched the video.
Mine was worse lol! My dad completely missed my birth (I was the eldest and MASSIVE) because the store he worked at was burning to the ground!
And yes, my mother was pissed at him.
My dad missed my eldest sisters birth. He was passed out drunk at a strip club, and my mom needed a c-section. They start looking for him at the peñones (strip club in Spanish), find him, and inform him that my mom gave birth. My mom is let out of the hospital and is at my grandmothers house laying there, and he shows up. He’s so fucking drunk he picks up a pink blanket and starts rocking it and kissing it saying how beautiful his first born daughter was, crying hysterically. He then drops the blanket and starts screaming that he murdered his newborn baby; my sister was in bed, next to my mother...
I’m wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂
Understanding move
I remember when I was going through a horrible depression in high school. My dad sat down with my mom and me and told me about the day I was born. I was born via c-section, since my mom had bad preeclampsia (high blood pressure) and I was also two months early. He told me that he was so scared for the both of us and said that he promised himself that if he lost us, he would take his own life. I remember him tearing up when he talked about it. He said that I could fit in the palm of his hand when I was born, and that my face was all scrunched up like a glow worm. I was 3lbs 5oz, and had to spend a month in NICU because I was so underdeveloped (though I screamed bloody murder when I was first born). But when my dad told me what he vowed on that day, it gave me chills and really put my life into perspective. After that I tried a lot harder to overcome my depression, and eventually did. Parents, or being a parent, is a special thing.
That 's actually a really nice story and Imma bout to ruin it... But AYYYY! I was born two months early as well, and close to death 😅
Lizzie and Kirk I’m so happy to hear you got better.
Your parents fought for you, you fought for them.
pheoniks15 Wow lol preemie club bruh
this made me cry...
Lizzie and Kirk your dad cared for you and if he passes away you will have this memory forever and ever
My parents didn't know I existed till the 8th month of my mom's pregnancy because I have a twin brother, our hearts were beating in the same phase so that doctors couldn't tell. When my bro was born he was fine, I was born dead tho and for like a minute or two the doctors managed to bring me back from death itself, so today when someone says "ugh I wanna die" I say "been there done that" :DDDDDD
Edit: thanks for all the likes! By the way twins do have telepathy till certain age, it wears off with the years 💫
Haha but good thing you’re alive
When i was born i was to small to breath so they had to help me
What's it like when you're dead please I need to know
@@g0thbtch I guess for the best or the worst I do not remember. I guess I can describe it as cold? But I am not even sure of this feeling.. I guess one day each and every one of us will find out for themselves, but till now, try and enjoy life as it is, and strive to make it better!
Yo that happened to me to😂😂😂
I was in China when my daughter was born, so was told to wait in the waiting room until everything was done, including washing her.
I finally got her all cleaned up.
First thing I noticed was how hairy she was. So my first words to her were, "Oh she's so cute and hairy, like a little werewolf."
My wife was not amused.
Ah I was covered in black hair and my dad called me a monkey. I would have taken werewolve lol
My parents called me black, then when my little brother was born did my mom ask if he was white
This made me laugh so hard 😄 I could actually imagine a woman with a look that literally says "I am not amused"
Did your child reach purbety at a very young age?
Shame it wasn't a boy. Could've called him Esau! ;D
"He smiled,passed me to the nurses,kissed my mom on the lips,the leaned over and vommed everywhere"
I'M DEAD😂😂😂😂
Such poise, grace, and love...followed by regurgitation XD bro ran the whole gamut of human experiences in only a few seconds
I'm hoping my brother doesn't do that when my niece is born. 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Big Donuts and Pink Cupcakes so tell us
@@bigdonutsandpinkcupcakes3721
Is your bro squeamish?
when i was born my mom was yelling at my dad "WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE!" because she couldn't say it softer because she was in such pain, my dad responds with "SHE HAS YOUR MOTHER'S CHIN!" i-
I was a C-section baby, due to my mum's hips being too narrow for a natural birth. My dad was there, but he didnt faint. He was just like
Huh. So thats what my wife's organs look like.
Then he held me and didnt want to give me back to my mum :'3 She had to remind him that she was a parent of mine too.
That's so incredibly cute! I wish my dad was something like that, but all he did was complaining about I "was born on His birthday" and why I couldn't have waited for another day or 2
@gachagagirl
Oof. That kind of saddens me, buuut is also morbidly humorous. Sorry.
I'm pretty sure the best gift for an expecting parent, besides all the needed items and clothes, is the gift of new life.
@@elvingearmasterirma7241 Yeah that's true.. My mom still thinks my dad was a Dickhead tho. She doesn't say anything like:" oh no, now I look back it's cute" or something, no. She is still with that look in her eyes when we talk about it. It's been almost 13 years mom.. Let it go. (yeah, 15 days and it's my birthday. WHAHOO!)
Born on his birthday?? Come-on! You don't have to clean birthday trash AND YOU GET CAKE WITHOUT WASTING IT
Caphelo-pelvic Disproportion. (Head "don't" fit) . It happens.
med student here. during my obgyn rotation there was a dad who was so nervous he kept force feeding his wife ice chips because he didn't know what else he could do to help.
LOL that's so dumb but so sweet.
At what point did she get fed up and start spitting them at him?
ahahahah that's so cute, when the mother is super chill but the dad is freaking the fuck out
@@Brievel lmao I'm dying 😂
That's actually how I want my future baby daddy to be like🤣
It's amazing how quickly dad jokes start.
" dear, I'm pregnant "
" Hi, I'm pregnant I'm dad"
This is how it all started
My husband and I haven't had any children yet (I'm not pregnant either) and he's already making terrible dad jokes.
I'm only an uncle, and I've made a few.
My guy and I just got engaged. No children, not even pregnant and hes already started with the jokes 🤦♀️
@Isabella Malcholm thank you! :) wish me luck with the dad jokes 😂
My dad is hilarious.
My dads first daughter (with his first wife): I don't know much about this (I wasn't alive when it happened), but my dad told me his ex-wife dug her nails so deep into his leg, they cut through his jeans and his knee was bleeding like crazy. All the while, the ex was yelling insults at him. I'm guessing she wasn't the greatest woman.
My dads second daughter, me: When my mom was giving birth, my dad was telling jokes the entire time. And my mom was on meds, so she couldn't feel anything. So the whole room was just filled with laughing while I was being born. And when I finally came out, the back of my head was elongated. My dad asked, "Is that normal, or is my daughter an alien?" The doctors laughed and told him it would go down (which, thankfully, it went down the next day.)
My dads first son, my brother: He came early. Way early. And my mom was in a lot of pain. So much pain she started to bleed. A lot. And my brother cam shooting out like a rocket, but the bleeding didn't stop. So my mom was rushed to the ER to stop it. My dad had to wait in the waiting room, wondering if his wife and son would be okay. The doctor came out and quietly led my dad into a dark room. The doctor said, "You're wife and son are going to be okay." And my dad was FURIOUS. Not at my mom and brother being alive, no he was super happy about that, he was mad at the doctor for scaring him so badly. He said, "You know you're only supposed to take people into dark, quiet rooms for bad news right?" The doctor was so confused.
(These stories were told to me by my parents)
Yelling insults while in labour is nothing new I had a pleasure of hearing one when I was in a hospital and poor woman was cursing like a sailor
Another version of the last story happened to me and my parents too, I had an eye surgery and my parents were allowed to see me at first, after the surgery the doctors said he urgently needed to speak to my parents, giving them a lot of anxiety
Everything went perfectly is what he said
I fully get what your dad was implying to that ignorant doctor.. glad he spoke up.and pointed it out to him
Yeah, even nice ppl shout obscenities when in that kind of pain, labor is, unfortunately, a very unpredictable process, while there are check points in every experience, it can vary wildly from person to person even from pregnancy to pregnancy with the same person with everything else being identical. That's why I stopped at one.
Art Arcade
I agree with your dad in the last story.
I mean, why would you take me into a dark room to tell me GOOD news?!
My dad wasn't there, he was working when my mom called him. He asked if he could leave. *They said no* My dad left anyway and got in trouble for it.
Better to be in trouble at work than in trouble with the wife.
Wtf? Seriously I would've left too. Try and fire me. I'd talk to HR or even a lawyer
I hope your dad said this in his defense: “Screw you guys, I’m not missing my kid being born.
When I woke my husband up to tell him my water broke he asked me "how much". I yelled "GET UP!!!"
Kimmi Ramone get some duck tape
@@livglass1374 no
@@livglass1374 How about Flex tape
5:42 Best possible horror movie quote
*"What's wrong?"*
*"His insides....*
*_are on his outsides."_*
His?
cool
I don’t get this part. Care to explain?
@@what3vaaa251 when they do a csection they have to remove your organs so your insides are on your outsides
@@huffrhea how does that still function well!?
I was born with two teeth, when I came out my dad was screaming how I had teeth. The doctors were looking at him mad assuming that he was drunk or on drugs but when they looked down at my wailing face they saw the two bottom teeth. Lol! My dad was also born with 6 fingers on one hand!
You have an interesting family.
Lol that means there was a 50% chance of you also having 6 fingers on one hand!
@@reggiereggiesauce5755 I decided for two teeth instead lol. I'm kinda scared for the limbs of my future kids now.
@@plantceline well if it makes you feel any better, you don’t carry the 6-finger gene because it’s dominant, can’t speak for the teeth though lol
I feel sorry for your mom trying to breastfeed you.
Not the dad, but when I went into labor with my 2nd, I called my husband at work, his coworker liked to mess with me so when I asked to talk to him, he said, "I think I saw him go into the back with some redhead" I told him that my water broke & then I hear 'I'll get him!' *sets phone down* 'Chris.. Chris! CHRIS! Your water broke!' I almost peed myself I was laughing so hard! 🤣
It's all fun and games until you tell em your water breaks. Then they lose their minds 😂
While my mum was in labour with me, my dad had the nerve to complain about how uncomfortable his chair was.
Oh man I'm guessing your mom got mad and was terribly offended by that😂
lol let's trade 😄
My ex complained he had diarrhea because he was nervous for the birth lol
Can I slap your dad? 😂
omg 🤣
The one calculating the cost of plastic surgery reminds me of my own father. Apparently, he went to the nursery and had a look, then went back to my mother's hospital room and told her, "If that's what our babies are going to look like, we're not having any more."
When I had my first, my husband was in the room. When they handed him to my husband, to take to the nursery, he walked down the hall cradling him, with tears of joy, yelling, "It's a boy!!!" all the way down the hallway.
Years later, when my son attended the birth of his daughter, he passed out in the delivery room.
I guess it takes all kinds.
cable wire - she said she cried when he said that.
cable wire - apparently I'd been squished a bit, so was sort of a cone-head for the first few days. Fairly normal-looking after that.
as my father saw me for the first time after birth. He said : „awww the baby is so small“
the nurse looked at him and said : „ uhh no. no shes not“
How big were you?
9:50
Look at my daughter!
Pride is not the word I'm looking for!
There is so much more inside me now!
You don't know how big my smile got reading this because I just got to that point
@@spleens4200 :D
Ooh you outshine the sun, my daughter.
my mom was shocked when i was born. i did not cry just looked around wide eyed like where the F am i !?!?!? lol
Cutsiwootsi that's sad
@Anonymous Cheesestick indeed lol
don't babies always cry to use their lungs or something
@@lilat8450 i think so but im not sure you would have to ask a medical professional i only know what i was told by my mother.
It's usually a good sign if a baby is crying during birth. Not crying is uncommon and can usually signal a problem :/
When i was born, my dad made an identical pajamas for me and him...
i love him :3
Awwwe. That's adorable yet so sweet 💞
That's one of the most adorable things EVER ;3
My dad did that for me and my twin brother when we were born :)
That's adorable
My dad.... held me.... once.
when I came out I had very small ears and so my dad was like "awww she doesn't have ears, its okay we can fix them later" 💀
I didn’t scream when I was born and I smiled when my dad said “welcome to the world little one!”
@@MyHeartIsOhMyGod sometimes newborns are calm. I think that's perfectly fine but if your child does not make a sound then you should get a doctor ASAP
@@comesbythedrunkensun To my knowledge, no, they aren't. All healthy babies cry upon being born. If they don't cry, there is something very wrong.
Oh my god, my heart is- my heart is oh my god!
Nope. Not all healthy babies cry after being born, get your facts straight.
@@fnafchannel3796 I agree.
@@fnafchannel3796 very true, babies mostly cry when the dr. has to spank them to make them take their first breath. Some babies start breathing on their own and cry for whatever reason (room cold, bright lights, rough handling, the blinding, cold eye drops that they do for every baby, the Turkey baster that they shove up noses and down throats, etc-who knows) and then there is the group that breathe on their own and are very calm. It maybe a trait for calmness or maybe mom was ready and didn't need disorienting drugs, no bright lights- I don't know the reason, just know that it does happen.
I was born so fast that I was dubbed "the bullet baby" by the doctor.
I was born before the ambulance, fire truck, or midwife showed up.
Rachel Hollars Pfahaha my birth took like 8 or 12 hours. Tho our neighbor had birth which only took 30 min. She said those were the most painful 30min. of her life
My dad goes to cafe in the hospital. A nurse comes up to my dad and says; ' congratulations on the triplets.' my dad almost pasted out. he thought he missed my birth and had surprise 2 other kids. Turns out there was man that looked bit like my dad with also VERY similar sounding last name. The man also was about to become a father around time i was born (his kids born day earlier than me. Both mums in labour at the same time).
Lucky, dad finds out its not in fact me and didn't miss my birth.
But my mum swears up and down that dad's hair turned grey on sides then back to normal (black) when he found that i wasn't born yet.
That's some cool hair 😂
That last one with the red head... red hair can also be a DNA error.
4:51 - "You can't do that!" "Well, I'm not gonna put it back!" I love that grandmother! Also, I wonder if the Nurse felt embarrassed when s/he realized the absurd pointlessness of his/her own comment?
5:20 - Ouch!
Sleep snug, Smug!
“Ripped the blankets off to make sure I wasn’t born with two left feet”
-too bad, he’ll never become a salsa dancer
DO THE FLOP
@@blu2954
EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP
Daniela same
Someone I know was apparently born with his feet backwards on his ankles. Had to have several operations to correct this
I got a scar on my face when they had to do a c secton (can't spell) and when my dad saw me he was yelling at the doctors saying "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUTER" (p.s my older brother said to my mom "mommy I wanted a boy :(" still makes me laugh XD
The undercooked lizard gets me every time. 😂😂😂😂 9:13.
😂😂😂
"sticky and covered with baby cheese"
Delicious baby cheese
Yes waiter I'll have the delicious baby cheese
I'll have my taco with extra baby cheese, please and thank you.
Oooh sucking on baby toes and dip them in baby cheese
MMMMMmmmMMmmmMMM
*B A B Y C H E E S E*
My husband is an incredibly sweet man who occasionally says incredibly stupid things.
When a friend of ours was pregnant for the first time, we were all working at a local movie theatre, and Aliens had just come to town for the first time. We all had popped upstairs to watch the show from the projection room (as we often did back then, it was the only perk to working there lol). As we were watching the infamous scene where the alien bursts from the guys chest, hubby turns to our friend and says, “Look what you have to look forward to!”.
Poor woman started hyperventilating and almost went into premature labour in the projection room. 🤦🏻♀️
Wendy H oof
REC’s World big oof
very big *oof*
Gigantic *oof*
uuhhh
my dad got the whole room high after accidentally knocking the hose off of the laughing gas
My dads a pilot. He missed my brothers birth bc he was parking, my mom thought he was parking the car, nope. He was parking the plane smh 🤦🏽♀️
When my mom went into labor
My dad jumped out of bed, went into the bathroom, put on some parachute pants and asked my mom if they made him look good
14 years later when she tells me this story My mom said they looked ridiculous.
2:26
Person: *visiting their dying relative*
This person: *hugs them while crying about his child*
I can’t think of anything more comforting and life affirming!
It's kinda sweet, for a second ik that person who was visiting their dead relative would feel a small proportion of joy in their remorseful day
My Daughter was a c section birth, I freaked out when the Dr yelled at the assistant, "DON'T TOUCH THAT". I don't know what that was about but Mother and Daughter were both fine.
When my aunt was in labor with her second child her husband went to the bathroom and when he was leaving he hit his head on an exposed pipe (hes over 6 ft tall) and passed out. He was then promptly wheeled down to the basement for xrays and was stuck there for like an hour. He made it back up to my aunt's room before she gave birth and was fine but that wont stop my family from ever letting him live it down
When I was born my dad said I looked like a confused frog 😩
😂💀
maybe you are related to tom holland? ...... :)
Megaredronin I hope not his stare makes me feel awkward
My dads say and I quote “you looked like a deformed blueberry” I wasn’t breathing for a hot minute so that’s why
Are you France?
"Sorry I don't think I could make it small enough for you."
Good on you, Doc! He had that coming!
It used to be that when women needed to be stitched up, the doctor would sometimes make an extra stitch for the man. This led to pain and infection for the woman, who often didn’t know that the doctor had added stitches to her body. Hopefully this is no longer happening.
"Who's baby is that?" LMAO
5:24 “Sticky and covered up in baby cheese” I wish you heard how hard I laughed
My dad went to Taco Bell *three times* the day I was born
My parents were in Pizza Hut when my mom went into labor.
My mom went to Applebee's
Mine was confused
Sounds like your mom wasn't the only one to give birth that day. ;)
HusbandoAndWaifu *w h e e z e
My mom was in labor with me for 11 hours with tearing, because my head didn't cone.
After I was finally born, my dad told my mom he was exhausted and wanted to go home to sleep.
He was dead serious.
Honestly, my parents have a sweet marriage.
he could've slept in the chair in her room lol
Naomi Sedgwick
I bet she gave him a death glare
And that’s the story of how my dad first started sleeping outside 😃
While labor, the midwife detected my piercing down there (I simply forgot) and said this needs to be removed. So my husband took some gloves, tools and removed it. The midwife told me it looked like a car-repair ^^
My son came out deep blue, nearly black because the delivery phase was so fast.
The first thing I said when I saw him was "Omg, it looks like an Ork !"
The midwife laughed tears.
When I was being born, my Mom asked my Dad during the delivery. "What is it?" My Dad responds with: "I don't know only the head is sticking out."
Former coworker of mine. She was expecting in the early 1960’s. Was drugged up. She heard the Doctor say, “well, the first one is a boy.” My friend said to herself..”umm...what?”
Her husband was in the waiting room (yes, children father’s were banished to outer regions in the ‘60’s). So, nurse comes out & hands him a pamphlet called, “You & Twins”. The new father handed it to his brother. Nurse told him that he was missing the point for the pamphlet.
The new father went to see his wife who was slowly recovering from the event & the pain meds. They talked for a time. She then asked...”was it really twins?” She wasn’t sure it it wasn’t a hallucination or not... Ah, the days before ultrasounds....
my twin brothers were born in 2002 and even though ultrasounds were advanced, my mom's family refused to believe that my mom was having twins and was actually shocked when she delivered them. like..hello, my mother told you she's having twins for months now and you're shocked that it is actually twins all along? lol
Reddit stories be like..
Not my dad, but me when I was born
Well to be fair, all the stories fit the question. It’s a little too specific to just ask doctors. If they have a story to share that’s relevant they can share it!
The only things that I know about my brith is that I was born Early in the morning, I was a little overdue, and that I was ironically born on the same day as my grandpa‘s birthday so me and my grandpa share a birthday
Yay! Good, you deserved it!
Sleep snug, smug.
I have a story!
After I was born, the whole family came to visit. I refused to smile at anyone. Finally, I was placed in my uncle's hands and I smiled at him. That moment was captured on camera! It's a cute picture. I also farted in his hands so.. That's great, too.
I was in hospital to be induced the next morning. But I had pains in my back and down below that night. The nurse repeatedly told me I wasn't in labour, they had given me a pessary to help soften the cervix. I asked the nurse if it would put me in labour, she said no. It just helps them in the morning. So anyway, I was in pain, my husband was asleep and the nurse told me the pessary does cause a little pain.
She wouldn't believe I was in labour until my waters broke and then she thought it was wee until she noticed it was slightly green.
Took me a couple of minutes to wake up my husband and he just stared at me before realising what I said. He was a great help after that and we had a health big baby boy
At least you were already in the hospital
I’d that nurse came back into the room, I’d point to her and yell “I TOLD YOU!”
“sleep snug, smug”
Fun fact: I was nearly a stillborn until one of the nurses literally smacked me into breathing. I had to be forced to exist then, and now I have to be forced to do almost anything else in life, go figure 🙃
That's sad
1, that is freaking sad. 2, sleep snug, smug.
sleep snug, smug.
Toastie O's
Which part? Almost being a stillborn, or needing to be forced to do almost anything?
@@iridescentaurora268 The nurse smacked you. That's sad
I read the title as: Shocking reactions from dads *giving* birth
Almost had me in convulsions lol
RazzTV OMG I READ IT THE SAME WAY AS YOU TOO😂😂😂
@@lastpurps6716 me too
I have two stories, the first was my mother's birth, my grandparents agreed to name my mother a certain name when she was born but the day my mom was about to arrive my grandfather celebrated too hard with drinks and arrived at the hospital way too drunk that he ended up naming my mother's on her birth certificate after one of his ex's I think?? (I still laugh when my mom tells me this🤣) and the Second one is my birth, I was actually the only kid out of my two sisters that had a their birth recorded on camera, literally my mom couldn't push any more cause I was a big ass baby so the nurses had to push my mom's stomach and not even in a second later I came out flying and almost hitting the ground, all of that recorded on camera and to this day I still wonder why I'm scared to fly 🤔.
Michelle Nizama I love that
Elle Aziman you’re born to fly
🤣🤣🤣
You while only being .001 seconds alive: *"I BELIEVE I CAN FLLLLYY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY! I THINK IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAAAY!! SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAAAAY!"*
Your story is funnier if you mentally visualize it in slow motion, and the doctor is desperately trying to catch you with an "oh shit!" expression on his face.
@@EvilPaladin11 Lol He did have an "oh shit" kind of face when I slipped out, my dad recorded it, but I can't imagine the shock on all their faces if I did hit the floor 😳 I wouldn't be here today damn
some of these made me cry a little. i wish all parents were so caring!
Askreddit: "medical professionals..."
Everyone: "wHeN i wAS bORn"
Glad someone picked up on that. But I’m sure the health professionals will have an OSHA lawsuit if they start talking about the stuff.
My dad showed up AFTER I was born with a "It's a boy!" Balloon. Mind you, they called him after I was already born and I am a girl. My grandparents have this hilarious picture of my dad looking awkwardly at me with the balloon in his hands. My grandmother had actually baked a cake and had put blue icing and "It's a boy!" On it as well. So, to say the least, I think it runs in the family.
But to be fair, there was a 95% chance I was going to be a boy because in the ultrasound, the doctors could never tell I was a girl or a boy, but my mother was unable to have girls due to a genetic problem, (She had 8 miscarriages, all girls) and when I popped out, the doctor just asked my mum "So what's in the water you're drinking? I'd love to know". My parents had moved out of the province at the time when she was pregnant with me so everyone was super confused on how I actually survived. My mother loves retelling me the story and my dad loves telling the part that comes after. Everyone's got different bits of the story and it's great to piece them together.
Also, I'm the first girl born to my dad's side of the family in 7 generations. Fucking miracle. I have seven uncles on his side.
My oldest cousin had the opposite happen to him.
Before he was born, everyone in my family thought he was gonna be a girl, so they all bought baby stuff in pink.
Well, my aunt and uncle must’ve been shocked when my cousin was born and the doctor said “It’s a boy!”
He’s now 19 and is in college, and he’s been my closet friend ever since we were little.
And he had a little brother 3 years later, and I got a baby sister the year after (Who’s annoying as hell but that’s another story)
I was born with harlequin syndrome (NOT harlequin disease, believe me, they’re MUCH different) so half my face was red and the other half was pale. My dad (who is white) said to my mom (who is latina) ‘Oh, so she really IS half me and half you!’ It went away after a couple of days, but it’s still pretty funny to think about.
My mom was in labor with me for 37 hours, I was born about a month two soon. I was tiny, my grandma came in and asked where the baby was.
Huh, I was born a month early too, but it was because my mom had high blood pressure and it was dangerous for me to stay in there. My mom says I didn't even have nails and I stayed in the incubator for a nice long while
Dad: Draws star on baby's foot.
Me: So that's how those birthmarks started in that one manga series.
Which one I want to read it
JOJO!
@@scarletrequiem2340 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
My best friend’s baby was born like a year ago and I was with her because her baby’s father couldn’t make it. The baby was born kinda yellow because she was born a month early and when my best friend looked at her she said “Put it back” and then she said “Never mind I waited too damn long” she still swears she doesn’t remember saying this.
I started crying when watching this cause my dad wasn't able to be present when I was born because he lost his citizenship due to false rape charges. Sorry for the depressing stuff. Most of these stories were absolutely adorable.
My dad spent my birth at the bar and people bought him shots
My dad spent my birth also at the bar, buying people shots
@Wubba Wubba In pain? Just don't be pregnant, smh.
@@donnie7013 there's a 99% chance you're male
@Wubba Wubba
>Unbearable pain
>Most women survive bearing a child
Hmmmm
jenna r/woooosh
I was late as duck. And took 15 hours. My mother reminds me every year.
Look at this guy, he procrastinated his own birth
I was early as duck. So was my sister, i was 8 weeks early, she was 12 weeks early.
I took about 23 hours. Still procrastinate to this day
Yeah, I was two or three weeks late. Fuckin procrastinating since before I was born
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOW I'D LOVE SOME RESPECT FROM YOU AFTER HAVING TO ENDURE 15 HOURS OF PAIN YOU CAUSED"
When my sister was born the first thing that she did was sneeze instead of crying.tbh when my mom told me that I don't really know how to reacts😂😂
That's what i did!!!! My parents wont let me live that down
Woman told me this story many years later.... she was giving birth in the late 1950’s. She was mildly drugged up. She pushed the baby out & heard the Doctor say, “well, the first one’s a boy”. She thought to herself, “what?”
The father was in the waiting room with his best friend. The Nurse came out & gave him a pamphlet called “you & Twins”. He glanced at & passed it to his friend. The Nurse said how he had missed the point.
He went to see his wife in recovery. She opened her eyes & asked did she really have twins?
At that point the two boys were wheeled in the room. They parents looked at each other & they both asked each other how will they handle this....
Well, they did. When I met her sons they had just finished college & they were great kids
I'm glad to see that the dad joke quota had been reached in this video!
Met an old ex who told me how her new wife sat silent, just watching, as that the nurse gave my ex their adopted to newborn to hold. After a long silence the wife looked up at the social worker and said with tears in her eyes "4 years. We fought 4 years to prove that our love is good enough. And here he is for us to love."
"We fought 4 years to prove our love is good enough"
Am I the only one that finds that slightly creepy?
@@aikou2886 why?
@@zeecaptain42 Using children as some kind of token seems creepy/unhealthy and somewhat repulsive to me.
If they need a baby to "prove their love" in any way, shape or form then they never had anything to begin with. Other than the idea of having a baby for whatever reason they deemed appropriate that is.
@@aikou2886 I agree with you. Children should be treated as blessings and can mean a whole lot to a couple, but to try and force that blessing as some sort of validation is just selfish.
@@aikou2886 they weren't saying having the baby proved their love, she was saying she was happy that the adoption agency finally accepted that they were able to adopt. (Our love was good enough line meant good enough for the kid) likely the agency didn't want to give it to them because of being a same sex couple. She's just happy she's been accepted as equally worthy/capable of being a mother.
While I was being born (via c-section) my mom could see it all, through the reflection of the surgical lamp.
4:58 "well I'm not gonna put it back" I died
At my middle brother’s birth my entire family agrees that MY reaction was the best. Apparently I was only about 15 pounds at 1 and a half when my brother was born (I was born 2 months early so I’ve always been very very small for my age), and apparently I swung the door open so hard they thought it was an adult trying to get in. Upon slamming the door open I immediately announced “Where’s my baby!” (I was talking in full sentences by 1) And marched my little self up to the bed, hopped on with the help of my dad, and immediately put my arms out for my brother. Apparently the nurse had to excuse herself because she’d never seen any sibling do something like that before and it was cracking her up.
I was 15 pounds. My newborn brother was 11 pounds. I was the same size as my newborn brother but like HELL that was gonna stop me from holding him and formally introducing myself as his big sister. My parents say their biggest regret is not having the video camera out at that event
I agree with your parents. This should have been on camera.
I was 10 days late. My younger brother was 10 days early. Even in birth, he was better than me.
I was 2 days late and my bro was two weeks early
Me and my brother were the same due day 2 years apparent except i was 2 weeks late and he was two weeks early
CamouflagedSucculent 4444
I was 2 months early
I was supposed to be born on the 4th of July, but I guess I decided “there ain’t no way I’m missing that”.
It took me 12 hours to be born.
I weighed around 6 pounds, and my family likes to joke that 4 pounds of my total weight was all my head, cause my head was HUGE.
apparently when i was born my mothers water didn’t break until she was at the hospital and i wasn’t able to come out so the nurse did a needle or something (i forgot) and then i just slipped out backwards with my hand in the air....
then my mum and dad fought about my name
They either use a needle or hook type implement to break the embryonic sac
My husband didn't have too big of a reaction watching our second child being born, (he missed seeing our first because everyone was being rushed out of the room and the only person to think to speak up was my best friend, who said something about my mom so my mom saw that one), anyway, I started pushing and I heard him say, "Oh cool!" and then when the baby came out she basically shot out really fast like she was just eager to come into this world and he went on about that too. He also said at least 3 times, "I helped" all happy because he held one of my legs while I was pushing lol. He was too adorable.
While my brother was being born, my father told my mom he was going to nip out for a little bit, and took me to a fast food restaurant. My mom's still annoyed about it.
same here.
grandparents and dad took me to get breakfast before coming in
That makes me mad
Sleep snug, smug.
Thanks I need to sleep rn
same
Me, An Intellectual sAME,,,,,
Sleep snug, smug
sleep snug, smug.
sleep snug, smug
Sleep snug, smug.
I threw my pacifier at my grandma when I was a couple hours old
Mad Lad
The extra stitch joke is so overused most doctors/nurses have a clever answer lined up for it
My mom went through around 36 hours or so of labor before they decided to just do a C-section (my mom jokes on how I procrastinated on my own birth lmao)
Something similar happened to me. My mum said I was an absolutely lazy baby because I refused to get out of the womb so they had to do emergency C-Section because she couldn't fully dilate and I was lacking oxygen
there is a picture of the exact moment my dad picked me up when I was born, and in the picture i'm grabbing his ear lobe with my tiny hand XD
That's so sweet!
I love this
All the way up until I was 3, I did that. I would sit on my dads shoulders and wack his ear lobe XD don’t ask why
That is precious. I'd say scan it onto your computer incase anything happens to it. If it's an actual photograph.
I love that picture, I'll have to go through the albums to get it on my pc
When my second niece was born we could hear a baby screeching through the walls, my dad looked at me and went ‘damn, bet that one’s ours!’
Also when my dad was born my grandfather literally dropped my grandmother off at the hospital, went to work a full day, then when to get a beer or two with his friends. He was drunkish when he got to the hospital and was looking for a baby with our last name but the hospital couldn’t find a baby with that name and he went ‘well where the hell did he go!’, turned out my grandmother, while in labor, forgot her married name and used her maiden name.
Apparently when my mom was having me, labor was very short. My grandma was supposed to look after my elder brother while my parents went to the hospital, but when they called her and told her to come asap, because labor was going very fast, she told them babies aren't born that fast and first finished cleaning up her kitchen, before comming over - she had 7 kids herself.
Since my parents had to wait for her, I was minutes away from being born in the hallway of the hospital. The nurse literally shoved my mom in the first free room to deliver. The doctor came when I was already like an hour old and did nothing but congratulate.
Brown eyed girl makes me cry because my great grandma loved it and I was in the room playing it for her when she asked right before she died
i feel kinda bad now, its on my moms playlist and i told her i dont like it coz he sound like a creepy old man... who stalks women:P
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@@HNHXD-cl2ud You do know you can delete your comment, right?
I'm so sorry about your great grandma!
Wow...15-minute labor?! I thought the 8 hours of labor with my firstborn was relatively short 😧
For a first-born, that is short.
Pushed my first for 9 minutes, my second for 3.5 minutes. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm pretty sure my mom took 45 minutes and I'm her oldest, she was only 19 if I remember right... Then both of my brothers were relatively quicker, the gift of being a large woman I'm guessing (mom is 6'1 and can outlift most men shes friends with)
@@spleens4200 Wow, just under an hour. Barely had time to react lol
@@heathermiller6046 Yep, and both dads (since the youngest brother is from step father) were taken back each time xD
My mom was born during a really bad blizzard. So bad in fact that my grandma had to go to the hospital riding a tractor because the snow was too tall for normal ambulances. (She grew up on a farm so this wasn't a big deal.) The thing was, my grandma didn't make it to the hospital. My mom was born in a tractor and grew up on a farm. Talk about children of the corn😂
I bit my dad’s hand (when I was newly born) so hard that I broke his hand...
The doctor then said: “CONGRATS! You gave birth to a crocodile!”
They filmed when they gave me to my mother and then I bit my dad 😂
When my dad first held me, he was scared, said that I looked like a bun
Why is this so hilarious to me hahaha
😂😂😂😂I'm wheezing
3weeks early came out looking around and not crying:
Nurse: shes been here before.
Didnt cry till next morning and apparently scared my mom witless.
My father got SUPER drunk the night that I was born, I am his only daughter and after 4 sons he was very excited to welcome me into the world. Anyway his friends treated him to a "few" drinks. My father assumed that it would be a few days before my mother could come home. The morning after I was born ( I was less than 24 hours old ) my mother calls my father and tells him that me and her are able to come home. My father who is still pretty hungover, has to drive a few towns over to pick me and mother up. He's always been an amazing father and nothing but caring to me and my 4 brothers, but it's always a funny story to think back on. I'm 18 now and I'm about to go to college. He's got grandchildren of his own and even a granddaughter, he loves her with all his heart. Still drinks but not to excess.
Not a dad, not a medical professional, never seen a birth, never even seen a child, buuuut...
Edit: thanks for the gold stranger
Edit 2: just to clear up some misconceptions
Edit 3: typo
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My father and the doctor were avidly catching up on and monitoring a football game during my birth much to my mom's dismay. It was eagles cowboys and my did was an og fan born and raised. When I had my second, I kept asking for the score between eagles and Redskins, my mother looked at my dad and said you've ruined her.
When my aunt went into labor with her second, my uncle's first, it initially seemed super organized, my uncle's very type A, so lots of charts, prep work, drills, birthplans before that phrase even existed. My aunt was getting scared as he seemed in shock as the doc was trying to help her get into a different position. She kept telling at my uncle to help, to coach her, she couldn't remember what positions or breathing exercises they'd decided on, she's screaching at him now, tells him to get the labor schedule in his notes, she doesn't know what to do and the doc had left her with just the nurse my uncle and my mom. Finally he thanks the notebook out, she's still hollering, shoves one of his diagrams in her face, points at it and screams "DO THIS! DO THIS!!!!"
Finally when I had my third, had to be a c section, scheduled, whole nine yards, so it was very calm and no crazy labor pains or sudden switch from regular delivery. As they start my husband asks if he can look, they say oh you'll be the first to hold the baby, u'll cut the cord, aren't u excited? He says well yeah, I'm excited to see you do it, like the cutting stuff! They look concerned and say noooo....you'll probably pass out, he says nope! I'm fine, see it all the time, now they look alarmed. Things get going he settles down next to me for the damn dance, they run into issues because of a partial placenta abruption, don't pay any attention to hubby, so he suddenly pops up (he's 6'2 nurse and doctors were maybe 5'6 all female so he towered) and proceeds to shout "Baby! I can see your organs! Docter was right, your uterus IS really nice" kisses me on the head and goes back to have holding and distracting. Ultimately we were mysteriously "clerical error" placed in an hospital baby and mom care training course, I'm assuming because they were concerned my husband was a cheerful and amiable Dahmer.
For the record, my hubby's a butcher, I'm fairly sure that actually makes all this worse.