And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode
@@СтепанБандера-м1в i find it hilarious that this has nothing to do with either pokemon, markiplier, matpat, the theorist channels or the smash or pass challenge game whatever it is...
@@natalieeuley1734 I’m MALEFOR’S golem from Spyro dawn of the dragon and I ate Spyro and he was delicious so I disagree on that.....XD jk I made a dark game reference joke.
Can we just appreciate the fact that MatPat noticed the counter not going up? Even though that was 800 pokemon in and anyone could have easily overlooked that? Just goes to show how much focus and dedication he has for even the smallest, dumbest videos.
Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection. Edit: This aged like clotted cream
This is what I just sent for the name. When you look at it it should have a name associated whith a pharaoh from depictions in pyramids so... pharomosa the legendary Pokemon found in ancient Egypt though this Pokemon has not bin seen righting in pyramids suggest only a descended of the Egyptians can find and catch it this Pokemon is a ground and fire type nothing else is known about this Pokemon
The breakdown of Marks preferences on a psychological level is even more interesting given the fact that he didn’t recognize a lot of the Pokemon and had no idea about their stats or descriptions.
"A Wailord weighs 877.4 lbs, is 47'07" high, and can dive deep at 10,000 feet in one breath. You'd better believe that is someone manages to smash it, the smashing is consensual." - Paraphrased from some twitter comment.
_"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_ _"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_ _"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_ _After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_ _The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_
Just here to mention that mark's brother has been consistently producing one of the most popular furry comic series for well over a decade now. Lol. Its called "two kinds", and while the creator claims himself (i forget his brothers name otherwise id add it) to not be a furry it's 100% definitely a comic for furries as all the characters are animal humanoids
@@finthefishsep20toma if you talk about the weather does that make you the meteorologist or the broadcaster, if you pour creamer into your coffee at a coffee shop does that make you the barista or are you still the customer, if your getting robbed and you happen to have a gun and shoot the one robbing you does that make you the criminal… there is nothing wrong with your opinion and thoughts but hey it’s 2022 where gender and identity is something else I don’t blame you all I say is that when or if you watch paw patrol with your son daughter niece, nephew… you don’t have to like it to watch it and no one’s judging you…(if he says he’s not a furry or that hr doesn’t associate as a furry then just let it be). :)👍
@@Psycho_Social73 i never said he was a furry so i feel like this comment was a little unwarranted, although i do agree with your points. There's plenty of artists within the furry fandom who do not consider themselves to be furries, and marks brother is among them. All i said is that the comic is *for* furries, which i stand by because that's definitely the main demographic of who's consuming it. So i was not trying to say that he himself was a furry as well, just that the comic twokinds is something i would categorize as very furry
There are a few outliers, while Pokemon don't exhibit a form of aging, their appearances can display some form of maturity, like Pichu would be the equivalent of a 4 yo while a Raichu is more of a guy near his 30s.
"That would definitely make me a furry, pass" & "I'm not a masochist" -Mark, who would smash a bee whose stinger was replaced with industrial mining equipment
For the pokemon at the end, I wanna give it the name “Pharomau”. Based off the words “Pharaoh” (an ancient Egyptian ruler) and “Mau” (the Egyptian word for cat).
Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like. Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell
TH-cam could put an end to bot spam like this (and I include OP here, a comment thief bot.) so damn easily. But they'd rather disable the ability to prevent autoplay as their new update, instead of something that will actally make the site better.
The "Smash... but why" always gets me You know you wanna do it because it's somehow attractive yet ironically you cannot place what IS attractive about it
Mark's not the only one falling hard for Auntie Nyan Nyan. I'm charging full-steam-ahead into a brand new hyperfixation, and she's an Eldritch god catwoman with a dorceless tentacle face! It's especially perfect given Nyarlathotep has always been my favorite member of the Lovecraft gang.
@@manuelk1853 I mean it’s kinda telling that Matt didn’t make it look tall with long legs when trying to create the perfect mon for Mark. That’s like plainly obvious and he should of know Mark wasn’t looking at actual height but leg to body ratio and that there’s far more short mons then mons who have to bend over to just look at your face with feminine features so his data set was skewed away from mark’s preferred height. Matt is less analytic then one thinks and then when he made the second one he didn’t consider WHY Mark said pass ( which was already obvious) and then he made a mon that looked even shorter. His joke 3rd attempt mon was the closest just needed a feminine face which Mark promptly did by combining the two.
matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate and honestly I love it
Yeah he didn’t even mention mismagius which is a lot closer and you may say it has high special defense but the Pokémon would still be afar when attacking and getting hit
I think that the name "Sphix" or "Nyxz" or something like that. Maybe even "Phaeron". I get that this was posted a while ago, but i really wanted to share the names I thought of when I saw the new pokemon you guys invented. It really is beautiful, and I love the design!
Your cleverness and logical explanation for this name has proven to be the perfect name that even I couldn't wrap my head around the equivalent to it. Congratulations, thou deem worthy of thy idea of names.
ankha(fookin skull emoji but im too lazy to put it in and now stop looking at yt comments and do something out of your life [except ofc the ppl who need to look through comments])
I chose the name Nyaeith based on the 2nd most popular girl Egyptian name, and uh a pun with the cat like appearance, I have an entire comment about it and uh, yeah, I also added a uh a dex entry
I miss theories like this. It's been a while since I laughed this hard at a GT video! Also for the Pokemon name, I was thinking of Psynubis. How does it sound?
This breakdown of all of Mark's smash choices is hilarious. How did we get to this point XD Also, Cleopawtress sounds kinda neat for that mon. Like Cleopatra and enchantress mixed together.
I feel like this Pokemon should have a pre-evolution that resembles a miniature Sphinx and start off with the psychic type (Sphinxes were depicted with supernatural intelligence).
@mikea hiooi i saw someone point out on a video that compared the two, that said that since the images for the pokemon doesnt accurately represent size, mark based it off of torso to leg ratio, which would make it look taller rather than if it is actually tall, which makes a lot of sense to me
Mat got the Egyptian bit down to the letter, but Nyanrl (or however you pronounced her name) is *_taaaallll_* (like she has to physically bend down to be at eye level)
Mark did say that there was something about *the eyes.* I'd say an amalgamation of every slender and long legged feminine and humanoid Pokémon with sultry eyes, would be perfect.
After my 5 minutes of research maybe “Mark’s Perfect Pokémon” could be named Sekhmet. The name is derived from an Egyptian Lioness Goddess, who was a warrior and a healer.
And there, Matpat sat. He was wondering; "Could I do this?" He trembled for a bit before ultimately whispering "Yes." He thought he could do it, but he never considered... Should he do it? That has lead to today's episode
@Don't read profile photo there are stages to love
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Matpat should tackle where Pokemon Legends Arceus and Sword and Shield stand on the Pokemon Multiverse!
He was too preoccupied with whether or not he could to think of whether or not he should!
bahaha
@@lobster5959 LoL th-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
I have never been more scared to click on a game theory video in my life
True
Suzy
Same
I agree-
@Don't read profile photo i wont
Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokémon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”
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When matt knows your sexuality better than you do
@@СтепанБандера-м1в i find it hilarious that this has nothing to do with either pokemon, markiplier, matpat, the theorist channels or the smash or pass challenge game whatever it is...
This is like putting all you favourite foods in a blender and thinking its gonna taste like the best thing you ever ate 😬
And then you get something that everyone else likes more than you.
True
Video game logic
I did this once. I added way too much cinnamon and so it tasted like cinnamon and a mixture of general sugaryness. But uh, the aftertaste was horrible
@@natalieeuley1734 I’m MALEFOR’S golem from Spyro dawn of the dragon and I ate Spyro and he was delicious so I disagree on that.....XD jk I made a dark game reference joke.
there's something deeply hilarious about matpat having a spreadsheet on all the pokemon mark would smash
this is so funny holy sh!t
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@@phoenixsabre5363 goddamn two bots
It's a spreadsheet on what fictional animals a guy would bang, why wouldn't it be funny
@@phoenixsabre5363 Wow these bots are getting more advanced now!
Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
*LIterally the first pokemon he would smash is a Beedrill*
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So many bots
@@hellsrip yeah
other reasons he picked that......
Matt: "This is Mark's favorite Pokémon."
Mark: "Listen, you're gonna laugh."
I was shock by his new video I guess matpat has to do a new update on it
Yea
Nice an uno reference
matt needs to keep trying
but mark wanted to say smash, and we all know if that was a real pokemon and not something designed to be his most smashable pokemon he'd hit smash
Can we just appreciate the fact that MatPat noticed the counter not going up? Even though that was 800 pokemon in and anyone could have easily overlooked that? Just goes to show how much focus and dedication he has for even the smallest, dumbest videos.
I love how Matt Pat will literally tackle any subject you’re definitely the best
It is
@don't be surprised shut up
@Don't read profile photo shut up no one will do that
@Soy MultimillonarioBRUH CAN U STOP
Oh I thought he’d take it on figuratively. Thank you for clearing that up
Based on Mark's recent video expressing *INTEREST* in a giant Egyptian cat goddess, this already aged to perfection.
Edit: This aged like clotted cream
Oh no God no PLEASE GOD NO NONONONO
wow, i wonder where i saw that before....
This is what I just sent for the name. When you look at it it should have a name associated whith a pharaoh from depictions in pyramids so... pharomosa the legendary Pokemon found in ancient Egypt though this Pokemon has not bin seen righting in pyramids suggest only a descended of the Egyptians can find and catch it this Pokemon is a ground and fire type nothing else is known about this Pokemon
This is not taken from your description of what it looks like the resan I replied what I sent is because your also abservint
auntie nyan nyan
(BIG LADY NYAN)
Imagine creating the most perfect pokemon for mark to smash
until mark just says pass
@@cadensylvester5889 thats the joke
r/woooosh
@@cadensylvester5889 r/whoooosh
r/gay
R/mildyhomophobic
The breakdown of Marks preferences on a psychological level is even more interesting given the fact that he didn’t recognize a lot of the Pokemon and had no idea about their stats or descriptions.
Matt: "I made Markiplier scientifically perfect pokemon to smash!"
Mark: "hmm... Pass"
im trying to understand how to pronounce that c word and i cant figure it out
@@KingCobraBite he meant to spell scientifically
That is what happens
ikr
It doesn't look quite enough like Nyanlathotep.
Mark: "would mienshao make me a furry ... ?"
Mark: "OOH MAGNETS"
Ninetales be like
Zoroark and Delphox just don't have fur from now on. Mark said so
"How do they even work?"
I am now uncontrollably creating fanfic of Mark x Magneton, thank you :')
@webber do you live in Chernobyl? Foxes don’t have 9 tails
Mark saying smash for Wailord gives off "bard seducing the dragon" energy.
"A Wailord weighs 877.4 lbs, is 47'07" high, and can dive deep at 10,000 feet in one breath. You'd better believe that is someone manages to smash it, the smashing is consensual." - Paraphrased from some twitter comment.
The bard seduces the male dragon
roll for blugeon damamge
@@bgrenee2397 *Captain America* so, you decided to dump CON.
@@bgrenee2397 dear god
@@thatrandom_canadian god I would love to
Matpat’s biggest mistake here was not making her 8 feet tall with thunder thighs
Did we seriously just dive headlong into “Smash or Pass” and discover a completely new section of the Markiplex?
Yes...yes we did
Markisex*
Did y'all just forget that Luigi video
@@azkiol7082 wha- what Luigi video?
@@fadingsignal7185 he calculated the length of Luigi's member
Cleopetri: a name crossed between Cleopatra and the word Petrify. This new Pokemon is great and I think it's pre evolutions would be adorable.
After watching this video you will never love MatPat:
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Damn, that's genius
@@codymurphy7347 yessirth-cam.com/video/a1j9owBuwdQ/w-d-xo.html
Love it so much
Ooh love it!
Pokédex: Tsareena has a cold heart and shows no mercy as it stomps on its opponents
Mat: Tsareena has traditional feminine qualities
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's perfect for Mark he's a not so secret masochist
Well, he's not wrong
It's not wrong now if need me I need to from every goddess ever cause they want to kill me
Yo I knew you would be here
13:30 he only passed bc he said it would make him a furry if he did say smash so meinshao makes sense
He definitely could have smashed and wanted to but pretended he didn’t want too
Mark in his video: "I'm not explaining any of this!"
Matpat: "Don't worry, I got you."
i-
Mark is clearly on Milfs i don't know why there's got to be a video about This.
Literally ctfu 😂😂
_"I made Markiplier's Perfect Pokemon"_
_"I made Jacksepticeye's Perfect Animatronic"_
_"I made Crankgameplay's Perfect Collab"_
_After all these weeks, finally... I have them all_
_The Unholy "Smash or Pass" Theory Trinity_
whats the worst that could happen?
@@SilverSkyCloud 🤫
@@SilverSkyCloud They all breed to create an unholy amalgamation of robot pokemon and collab I guess
Don’t forget, “I made Patterrz’s Perfect Smash Fighter”
Theres an obscure one which would be "I made AeonAirs perfect Geometry Dash Icon"
Matpat is going to be really pleased about that fakemon he comissioned when he sees Mark's third Sucker For Love episode
*Vindication!*
This was so perfect 😂
Perfection. They even had the same Egyptian eye paint as well
Given he just dropped the new episode of sucker for love with auntie nyan nyan, he certainly got it right.
666 likes, congrats
The fact that he’s this observant for literally no reason is hilarious to me
I can already tell this is going to be great
Yep this is gonna be amazing
Dont look at my playlist
Josuke
It's great
The name has to be Nekopatra, combination of kleopatra and neko
Mark at the end of the smash or pass video: “I will answer no questions”
Mat-pat: “Fine, I’ll do it myself”
why did you watch the whole 3 hour long video
@@disintegr8 it was like 20 minutes, and I guess at least around 200 others did too
What is this supposed to mean
Since nobody announced they were the ___th like, I'll do the bravest thing EVER....
I'm the 900th like 💂
The moment I saw this video I questioned if it was even an actual game theory video and not a meme from someone else.
Oh it's you again
same I was laughing though
After watching this video you will never love MatPat..:
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@@СтепанБандера-м1в this video in the link has nothing to do with matpat
@@СтепанБандера-м1в also it's in russian
Man, nothin' more wholesome and nonjudgmental than making your friend's perfect smashable pokemon. I love this community.
Given that Mark's most noticeable reactions were to two flowers and a bug, I'd say he's a bee looking for a grass type to pollinate
dont click those links
Honestly based.
oh...my god...
Pollinate lmao
Sprigatito?
It is now a fact that MatPat not only has shown furry art on this channel, but HIRED someone to make it for him.
Imagine getting a email from Matthew Patrick himself that just says “hey bro wanna make the Pokémon that markiplier is the most likely to smash”
Just here to mention that mark's brother has been consistently producing one of the most popular furry comic series for well over a decade now. Lol.
Its called "two kinds", and while the creator claims himself (i forget his brothers name otherwise id add it) to not be a furry it's 100% definitely a comic for furries as all the characters are animal humanoids
@@finthefishsep20toma if you talk about the weather does that make you the meteorologist or the broadcaster, if you pour creamer into your coffee at a coffee shop does that make you the barista or are you still the customer, if your getting robbed and you happen to have a gun and shoot the one robbing you does that make you the criminal… there is nothing wrong with your opinion and thoughts but hey it’s 2022 where gender and identity is something else I don’t blame you all I say is that when or if you watch paw patrol with your son daughter niece, nephew… you don’t have to like it to watch it and no one’s judging you…(if he says he’s not a furry or that hr doesn’t associate as a furry then just let it be). :)👍
@@Psycho_Social73 i never said he was a furry so i feel like this comment was a little unwarranted, although i do agree with your points. There's plenty of artists within the furry fandom who do not consider themselves to be furries, and marks brother is among them.
All i said is that the comic is *for* furries, which i stand by because that's definitely the main demographic of who's consuming it. So i was not trying to say that he himself was a furry as well, just that the comic twokinds is something i would categorize as very furry
@@finthefishsep20toma I now that’s why I said that your thoughts aren’t wrong, but I also agree with you on that
Alternate title: MatPat scientifically proves Mark is a masochist through the power of his pokemon choices
A masochist AND A furry
After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
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Stop bot
It's scientifically proven
Lol
idea: call it...all i can think of is ankha due to its ankh synbol and egypt styling
Oh god no please don't remind me
That shi is a Lucario but purple
Yeah, so Markiplier's perfect pokemon is Ankha, that's rather understandable.
Purple ankha
I had that exact thought.
"You literally just made a purple Ankha...
Understandable, have a nice day"
@@joehattene3915 "shiny" Ankha
It reminds me of Galarian Zigzagoon getting a new evolution into Obstagoon. Egyptian Umbreon evolves by giving it "trainers search history".
Made me wheeze
Now we need a part two figuring out Jack’s ideal animatronic
And a part three figuring out Ethan's ideal mark and jack collab situation
Ah, yes
Yes
Roxxane.
Purple. Animal/human. Has x-vision (close enough to being psychic), and can definitely crush his skull in.
y e s
Alternate title: “Scientifically proving that Mark is in fact a masochist” (4:10)
After watching this video you will never love MatPat:.
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And a furry (maybe)
Чо
Sauce pfp?
8:08 Fun fact, for the size and weight of Wailord, the whale is actually lighter than air, and would just float away. (size vs density/weight).
“I made Markiplier’s _perfect_ Pokémon”
Me: *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*
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literally Ankha
Copied comment bruh
Who's too dangerous to be left alive? Markiplier or Mat?
really went from catch em all to smash em all 💀
I mean... not all
Bruh
@fine shut up
LOL
I think we should name it Ankhlaw
Imagine being an artist who got the entire project crushed by a single word from Markiplier
Lol
Lol
"pass"
Lol
Lol
We will miss you...
I wanna see Markiplier's reaction to the custom made pokemon. I'm getting strong Ankha vibes, and I kind of love it.
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Im still sad that it wasnt ditto
ME TOOO!!
Yes
This made me laugh too hard
“We can’t really measure age when it comes to Pokémon “
Mark: that was a close one
Edit: damn I went outside for a couple hours and came back to this
After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
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@@ХейтерТрендов the bots are invading
@we unite no no no no no
There are a few outliers, while Pokemon don't exhibit a form of aging, their appearances can display some form of maturity, like Pichu would be the equivalent of a 4 yo while a Raichu is more of a guy near his 30s.
Mark: Will this make me a Furry?
Also Mark: "Isn't" a Masochist
Also this turned out somehow wholesome XD and started with Mark Smashing Pokemon
After watching this video you will never love MatPat....:
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even Jack said he's a masochist. So it's gotta be true.
Furries (me)
DON'T read my name! :3
@@ChadButtowski Okay I won't
Surprised he didn't have a reaction for Cinderace because out of all the Pokemon Cinderace creeps me out because of how human he looks 🧐
"That would definitely make me a furry, pass" & "I'm not a masochist"
-Mark, who would smash a bee whose stinger was replaced with industrial mining equipment
I love that these are real English words we can put together and it’s accurate to context 😂😂😂😂😂
@@abbyma1189I don't.
And now imagine Mark seeing the design and then saying "pass"
After watching this video you will never love MatPat.:
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Too much spam here
Looks like your comment has spams
@@matpal6 Ignore them. I'd also report them but that doesn't do much.
@@DIRTkat_ofc What comment with many likes doesn't? xd
For the pokemon at the end, I wanna give it the name “Pharomau”. Based off the words “Pharaoh” (an ancient Egyptian ruler) and “Mau” (the Egyptian word for cat).
Of all the suggestions in the comments, I would absolutely back this one up the most.
That sounds sick!
Now the next question, what would the 1st-stage evolution be called?
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@@epicureanbard I’d say add it to Meowth’s evolution line lol
I demand a sequel until mark smashes it
Imagine being the commission artist that MatPat approached with this art request. Imagine what that would feel like.
Nothing against the art of course, it's just MatPat's request that's weird as hell
Its both a blessing if the artist a matpat fan or a curse welp obviously
The artist is one of his editors lol
As a furry artist it's probably true LEAST creepy thing they were tasked with drawing
@@jameshayes-barber9340 creepiest one, tell me now
@@unbearablysmug2437 “hello, fat fetish artist?”
MatPat: If there’s one thing I love more than Mark, it’s math
Steph: And I took that personally
Poor Steph :(
She knew what she was signing up for.
Markiplier: “We are going to smash and pass all Pokèmon. And I will refuse to elaborate.”
Mat: “Don’t worry. I’ll elaborate for you”
This is it! That was the perfect segue between videos.
After watching this video you will never love MatPat..:
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@@СтепанБандера-м1в watch this ratio instead
TH-cam could put an end to bot spam like this (and I include OP here, a comment thief bot.) so damn easily. But they'd rather disable the ability to prevent autoplay as their new update, instead of something that will actally make the site better.
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
This didn't age well..
"If there's one thing that I love more than Mark-"
*looks at his wife*
*looks at his child*
"-it's MATH."
Hey, man + woman = child
And also, Mark could be 5th. Math is 4th, wife and child are 3rd and 2nd, and Diet Coke/whatever brand he swapped it for is #1.
Child= parent^2
When did he have a wife and kid
Emotional damage
The "Smash... but why" always gets me
You know you wanna do it because it's somehow attractive yet ironically you cannot place what IS attractive about it
IRONically, get it haha
magnetically attractive
Ig it just pulled him like a magnet
"... Weirdly smash"
This is what I want to know. Please make a video on this one decision
And about 4 days later, we see Markiplier in his natural habitat, foaming at the mouth over a 10 foot tall Egyptian cat woman live on camera.
Im just thinking about other thing. And its exactly the same thing but worse
Ankha
in that sucker for love game
Indeed...
Mark's not the only one falling hard for Auntie Nyan Nyan. I'm charging full-steam-ahead into a brand new hyperfixation, and she's an Eldritch god catwoman with a dorceless tentacle face!
It's especially perfect given Nyarlathotep has always been my favorite member of the Lovecraft gang.
I think the pokemon should be named sekhmet, with its pre-evolution being called bastet.
name it Stefon
so Mark can say, "Stef-on me"
Great pun dude
*The moment you realize MatPat's wife is named Stephanie*
@@gdmewmewgod6653 oh my god-
Thats a terrible name
PERFECT
“I made Markiplier’s _perfect_ Pokémon”
Me: *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*
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there is so many bots lol
They should name the pokemon ankha
Name is Ankhlaw
What impresses me the most is the fact that MatPat didn't question why he's making this video more than once
DON'T read my name! :3
15:47 idea for a name: Mahnkaton. Reply for an explanation!
This is like a wing man trying to get his friend his perfect Pokemon
Mark: makes a smash or pass video on Pokémon as a meme
Mat: dissects the video and comes to very revealing conclusions
Mark: Passes on the pokemon that Mat made for him
@@MephistoGaming-zx3qh That's so sad ngl, even tho it's mostly meant in a funny way
Reality Mark: Pass
@@manuelk1853 I mean it’s kinda telling that Matt didn’t make it look tall with long legs when trying to create the perfect mon for Mark. That’s like plainly obvious and he should of know Mark wasn’t looking at actual height but leg to body ratio and that there’s far more short mons then mons who have to bend over to just look at your face with feminine features so his data set was skewed away from mark’s preferred height. Matt is less analytic then one thinks and then when he made the second one he didn’t consider WHY Mark said pass ( which was already obvious) and then he made a mon that looked even shorter. His joke 3rd attempt mon was the closest just needed a feminine face which Mark promptly did by combining the two.
@@ultimaterecoil1136 That makes sense
I personally love the design. But I have a feeling that certain artists will love the design in another smashing way.
I’m gonna be keeping an eye on certain websites to see if you’re right on that lmao
No
*nervous sweating*
@@protosaber363 im surprised that nobody cares your link
Edit:oh wait im not surprised at all
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
matpat has seriously gotten to the point where he analyzes markiplier’s smash or pass episode on Pokémon to create the perfect soulmate
and honestly I love it
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true friendship
Hey! DO NOT read my name! :3
i wonder what my perfect soulmate would look like..
my name for that new pokemon: Pularia
Markiplier: I'm not a masochist
Mat pat: let's make a theory!
Lol
matpat: heres what i think mark would love most.
**anhka zone starts playing**
me: why do i hear boss music.
i thought that too...
so markiplier’s dream Pokémon is ankha 😂
I never ever thought this day would come, I am both impressed and extremely concerned for MatPat’s health.
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Yeah he didn’t even mention mismagius which is a lot closer and you may say it has high special defense but the Pokémon would still be afar when attacking and getting hit
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Which? mental or physical
I think we all should be if he’s trying to find a Pokémon for someone to smash 😅😅😅😅
Love the design Artist did so well, I do have an idea for the name it is Karakau It means Clawcat in Maori.
Our new Pokemon should be called: Kleokatra. Evolved from Tutankhatten - a wrapped mummy based feline pokemon.
OMG I WAS THINKING THE SAME
Looks more Jackal-ish to me - I'm thinking something derived from "Anput," but I got no idea what.
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@@anhilliator1 Or from Anubis.
You're a genius.
I really like to imagine that mark is eating cereal and drinking his morning coffee/tea and just watching this video
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Don't interact with the bots, you'll just perpetuate the cycle
I’m calling it now he’s gonna find this comment lol
He’ll definitely spit out his sour patch kids cereal if he sees this
And when he sees the perfect design he chokes on his cereal and just goes "HOHO HOHO HO MAMA"
Before I watch the whole thing, I want to say that this feels like it’s going to be a “Mark is a masochist” joke.
You were not mistaken
Honestly it's not disrespectful tbh. Matpat makes it very clear he doesn't judge Mark for being an M
@killer wasp heh the irony
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I think that the name "Sphix" or "Nyxz" or something like that. Maybe even "Phaeron". I get that this was posted a while ago, but i really wanted to share the names I thought of when I saw the new pokemon you guys invented. It really is beautiful, and I love the design!
This was stupid as hell.
I love everything about it.
agreed 100%
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Name idea for the Pokémon: Tivimau, the combination of “Tiviali,” Cleopatra’s supposed favorite cat’s name, and Mau, the egyptian word for cat.
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genius
Thats actually super creative
I was thinking Sinxaor, the combination of "Sphinx," a egyptian mythical creature, and roar, a sound commonly associated with large cats.
Your cleverness and logical explanation for this name has proven to be the perfect name that even I couldn't wrap my head around the equivalent to it. Congratulations, thou deem worthy of thy idea of names.
I love how markiplier made a random idea expecting it to end there, only to realise that it's now everywhere.
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@@ХейтерТрендов because Russian swearing?
Dang. This was 2 YEARS ago??
👇Anyone else in 2024
Mark's ultimate smash pokemon: Egyptian cat girl
Nyanlathotep: Allow me to introduce myself
Literally eldritch lady dimitriscu but is a cat.
ankha(fookin skull emoji but im too lazy to put it in and now stop looking at yt comments and do something out of your life [except ofc the ppl who need to look through comments])
Ankha
Oh my god, Nyanlathotep is genius.
I chose the name Nyaeith based on the 2nd most popular girl Egyptian name, and uh a pun with the cat like appearance, I have an entire comment about it and uh, yeah, I also added a uh a dex entry
In other words: Mark's perfect furry waifu is Ankha from Animal Crossing. You know exactly which video I'm talking about
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Oh no
ya know I wondered how far I would have to scroll to see a comment like this, the awnser was not long enough.
Im lucky I didnt read any comments before I watched the whole thing. Now I have the song in my head.
God damnit 🤣 this is exactly what I said when I saw the reveal
Id like to imagine all the pokemon professors watching this and disappointed in what all there years of research has come to
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you obviously never herd of the great professor lando.
as of typing this the only replies are spam, nice
@Mumboli Jumboli god dammit
as some one who just finished a statistics course i'm loving all the ridiculous yet statistically backed connections and claims you're making
I miss theories like this. It's been a while since I laughed this hard at a GT video! Also for the Pokemon name, I was thinking of Psynubis. How does it sound?
I was gonna say Anesis (anubis + telekinesis)
How about ankha
@@elvisobua5459 *softly* don't
@@elvisobua5459 No don't listen to pirateshux. "palpatin voice" do it
@@PirateShux don't worry I have self control
This breakdown of all of Mark's smash choices is hilarious. How did we get to this point XD
Also, Cleopawtress sounds kinda neat for that mon. Like Cleopatra and enchantress mixed together.
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And paw being cat
That’s perfect! And paw fits the cat bit!
The world will end in 2023 I explain how on my channel
I think ankhanot is better
coming back here after "sucker for love: third date" just to wonder how matpat predicted big lady nyan
I also came here from that after seeing all the comments on this video and...... Yeah mattpat is right.
Same here... Well this confirms that alot of his theories can actually be true
I think I have a name for the Pokemon how about ... Clawpatra as in claw from cat and Petra from Cleopatra.
I feel like this Pokemon should have a pre-evolution that resembles a miniature Sphinx and start off with the psychic type (Sphinxes were depicted with supernatural intelligence).
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Could be a regional evolution for a psychic type shinx
@@ХейтерТрендов still love him. 😜
@@ХейтерТрендов few seconds of my life i'll never get back... now back to loving matpat
Ground pychic
"More like a squid but has a beak" Matpat, squids have beaks. All cephalopods do. That's how they eat.
Wow I didn’t know that
I think what Matt meant by that is, visible beaks, not hiding between tentacles, making it look more like an owl face than a squid face.
You know what he means.
@@TReyeHD if you're about to be eaten, they're very much visible 😬
I think he knows he just messed up white righting the script or something. Cut him some slack, he's only human 😁
Markiplier’s “sucker for love” series really shows this would be a perfect pokemon for markiplier. Lol
Edit: it appears I was wrong.
@mikea hiooi i saw someone point out on a video that compared the two, that said that since the images for the pokemon doesnt accurately represent size, mark based it off of torso to leg ratio, which would make it look taller rather than if it is actually tall, which makes a lot of sense to me
Not just that but when he played blush blush
And yet...
pass
Nope lol.
Mat got the Egyptian bit down to the letter, but Nyanrl (or however you pronounced her name) is *_taaaallll_* (like she has to physically bend down to be at eye level)
Mat you should name the Pokémon “Cleopatmark”
I think *Fharamaow* would be a cool name. Its a mixture of the word “Pharaoh”, and “Meow”.
The design is great and the artist did a phenomenal job!
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No I’ll just call It ankha
Also because of Pheromones?
I like that, or Anubyss mixing "Anubis" and "Abyss"
Mark did say that there was something about *the eyes.*
I'd say an amalgamation of every slender and long legged feminine and humanoid Pokémon with sultry eyes, would be perfect.
That sounds like a dark souls boss
Mark just crushed this entire project in a single second. Just goes to show his interests are that beyond our mortal understanding
Yeah....
Maybe because of the wormhole
Hé just wants to stay unpredictable lol
i come in
il leave information
1:43 is from a loli doujin
i leave.
@Next Line
It's actually from Hamtaro.
@@ccss9753 well i search it what ep
is that.
Matpat: just smash it
Mark: i think i'll.... *pass*
Matpat: I am ded
Kinubis: a combination of “kinesis,” hinting at the phychic nature, and Anubis, the Egyptian God of the Dead.
This is the best one
I love it, but would like to make one small change: Kinublis(s). Cuz mark's gonna be in bliss lol.
there's way more than just Anubis in Egyptian lore though... and Anubis is a jackal. That's clearly a cat.
I would sugestie KINUBI cause it sounds more feminine. And kinubis sounds like a male
*Camel by Camel intensifies*
Mark: "I won't elaborate."
Matpat: But I can.
That's so accurate
Facts
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I know it's a meme video but some things make no sense, like Mark definitely doesn't know what's Alola or the stats and egg groups
@@vinyl7764 this man reciting a Harvest Moon Easter egg or what?
After my 5 minutes of research maybe “Mark’s Perfect Pokémon” could be named Sekhmet. The name is derived from an Egyptian Lioness Goddess, who was a warrior and a healer.
@homie got everything wrong Homie got no parental love
Or Bast like the Cat goddess as she was Ra's champion as Sehkmet was too blood thirsty. Depends on what it's personality traits are
yasss
i feel like gamefreak would turn it into "Sekhmeowth" or something like that
literally Ankha
While watching this video, I realized that I'm unemployed.
Pretty sure mark found his “perfect Pokémon” with his latest video of sucker for love.
Who knew it would fit so well? :D
You know, the pokemon that was concepted at the end does resemble Auntie Nyan
Now we just need this fakemon to be taller and boom we got Mark's perfect Pokemon to smash!
@@Riptide866 *Big Lady Nyan
Mhmm
Today's lesson: Mark is a furry, but that's okay. (he is also definitely a massochist.)
His brother is too, I expected it to run in the family.😂
not ok
@@yesyouareright9800 engineer gaming
@@brianna6087 dont hate my but i do dont like it when markiplier is a furry
I sincerely don't care if mark is a furry
Mark : "Smash.... but why?"
His brain : cpr playing in his head
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I save …. By giving it a cpr ⭐️
DON'T read my name! :3
so let me beee
0:27 my exact reaction