Warhammer Lore, Templar Witch Hunters and Their less Scrupulous Fellows!

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  • @honestkyn718
    @honestkyn718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    I am so glad we live in more civilised times. Our inquisitors are much more effective. I mean, can these guys kill a planet? How are they supposed to be *sure*?

    • @jooasalmi730
      @jooasalmi730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Matthew Chirino
      Yeah destroying a planet is kinda hard when you only have one planet...which is just downright unfortunate

    • @HermeticJazz
      @HermeticJazz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Joe Norby Squats existed! The Tyrannids wiped them out. You should exterminatus your comment now, or I in the name of The God Emporer of Mankind will send battle scarred virgins leading a regiment of the Squats they were able to save to exterminatus your planet.
      (I don't have it anymore because my dad threw away my 40k army, but I can rebuild my sister's of battle/squat survivor army for this endeavour.)

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Kill them all, God-Emperor will know His own".

    • @klpihl
      @klpihl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joe Norby it is just bearded ratlings (i think that is what they are named) from the imperial flashlight companies

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, we have to actually WORK for a living.

  • @skipspikebud
    @skipspikebud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    *THE CRIME IS YOUR FOUL EXISTENCE. THE SENTENCE IS DEATH!*
    Victor Salty-spire

  • @jacobhewitt2798
    @jacobhewitt2798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +477

    "Punishing one innocent men is better than letting one innocent man go free" Arch Warhammer 2017

    • @RomanHistoryFan476AD
      @RomanHistoryFan476AD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      that is going to be arch's campaign slogan when he runs for emperor.

    • @raptorlord8496
      @raptorlord8496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fat Hank but what if he becomes bad then what?

    • @wastehazey6468
      @wastehazey6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."

    • @jonathanmora8208
      @jonathanmora8208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol whut that doesnt make sense EPIC!!!!!!

    • @Self-replicating_whatnot
      @Self-replicating_whatnot 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I figure that's true Witch Hunter credo - kill them all and let Sigmar sort them out.

  • @Warmaka
    @Warmaka 7 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I kinda love that every warhammer channel (except competitive players?) just go on as if Age of Sigmar never happened.

    • @thekaasmaster8172
      @thekaasmaster8172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Argedon age of what now

    • @robjones9128
      @robjones9128 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Herrrrrrrrasssssy!!!!

    • @noahegler9131
      @noahegler9131 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      We all know Age of Shitmar isn't canon, because the sheer weight of the fanbase says otherwise.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Well we wouldn't want to give the Inquisition any excuse to burn our homes, would we?

    • @gavenslusser
      @gavenslusser 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You speak of heresy away with you!!!

  • @abrahamvonwaltstein8390
    @abrahamvonwaltstein8390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    It’s a good thing that our society has advanced beyond such primitive superstition. Modern inquisitors only look for real threats like wrong thinkers and people who post pepe memes,

    • @notubutme3048
      @notubutme3048 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i see what you did there.

    • @Burnout123987
      @Burnout123987 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Double think! You must be thinking the right thoughts!

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DeviantArt!

    • @kana22693
      @kana22693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hey, at least modern day inquisitors don't strip you naked and whip you 10 times over the back because that would violate your human rights! These days they just hit you over the head with an iron bike lock, that's a much more civilized and enlightened method of punishing wrongthink.

    • @NameHere2243
      @NameHere2243 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      still mad you got band for racism

  • @Stallion-EC
    @Stallion-EC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    >Can't kill heretics from orbit
    PLEBS

    • @Daimon-X
      @Daimon-X 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pfff, noobs, amateurs.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true but their tech limits them and the basically have mini eyes of terror on their poles yunno i think if we gave them some equipment they'd make for some pretty badass guardsmen they deal with chaos on a daily basis and the empires fairly free of the stuff they have potential

    • @friedlemons5201
      @friedlemons5201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they got cool hats tho

  • @canadialeaf9771
    @canadialeaf9771 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    "Punishing nine innocents is better then letting one innocent go free." -Arch 2017

  • @honkeykong4049
    @honkeykong4049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    *Arch speaks and his legions assemble*

  • @MrKago1
    @MrKago1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "and if you set foot on that heavily stained carpet...." corruption of your sole is afoot.

  • @SwampGreen14
    @SwampGreen14 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    "HOLY SHITMAN, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY"
    -A very wierd one-eyed Witchhunter with a hatred of rats

    • @sebastienyarrick1174
      @sebastienyarrick1174 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A Random Guardsmen the very same with his empire soldier who reminds him of a witch hunter who banned hammers for menial tasks as Heresy only to be found using a T shaped piece of wood to build scaffolding and was hung

    • @engineermole2688
      @engineermole2688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      “There strangling the elf...THATS MY JOB!!!” Same weird one-eyed Witchhunter upon seeing a rat take ahold of one of his mottle crew and often joined in with the chuckling of a tipsy Dwarf Ranger.

    • @Xmara01
      @Xmara01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And love for hats.

    • @DarkLordOfSweden
      @DarkLordOfSweden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Man, Saltpyre is such a wonderful character

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DarkLordOfSweden I love the character so much I refuse to play any other character...

  • @mikhailbychkov5042
    @mikhailbychkov5042 7 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    *Breaks down the door*
    NOBODY EXPECTS THE EMPIRE'S INQUISITION !!!!

    • @forestelfranger
      @forestelfranger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even the inquisition?

    • @vurticus2239
      @vurticus2239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      breaks down other door
      NOBODY EXCEPTS THE AUSTRALIAN INQUISITION

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *breaks down the door*
      NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIUM INQUISITION!

    • @vurticus2239
      @vurticus2239 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      i expected this

    • @mikhailbychkov5042
      @mikhailbychkov5042 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angron *GASP*

  • @elmospasco5558
    @elmospasco5558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    From playing multiple sessions of WHF I've come to the conclusion that the solution to most scenarios is to kill everybody in the village, burn it to the ground (after lootage), and then sift through the ashes to make sure you got everybody and everything.

  • @shazzy544
    @shazzy544 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED UPLOAAAAAAD!

  • @baddragonite
    @baddragonite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I always love playing the witch hunter in vermintide. Always makes me think of Solomon Kane.

    • @HarryDetective
      @HarryDetective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love that movie.

    • @baddragonite
      @baddragonite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HarryDetective I meant the books but Ive heard the movie was good

  • @crestfallenspaniard7079
    @crestfallenspaniard7079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    This is a sign from Sigmar or RNGsus. I was playing in Mordheim a very tough battle with my witch hunter warband in which my leader, a hero and 3 henchmen got dusted and all got full recoveries.
    And then this happened. Truly a sign, i tell you

    • @theprophetofthepastagod5633
      @theprophetofthepastagod5633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Indeed This is truly a sign

    • @crestfallenspaniard7079
      @crestfallenspaniard7079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even the holy macaroni acknowledges it! Blessed be this video

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crestfallen Spaniard
      Hmmmmm...
      *Hits button*
      Yeah... yeah... They're talking about that Sigmar guy again...
      ...
      Yeah...
      ...
      Mhm...
      I kno...
      ...
      Yeah, I...
      ...
      Bu...
      ...
      Yeah...
      ...
      But what's a Sigmar...?
      ...
      Uh huh...
      ...
      Yeah, I got some more Mjød.
      ...
      Okay...
      ...
      Alright. See ya soon... love ya...
      ...
      *Hits button*
      Russ says burn it.
      *Hits other button*
      Now... let's go beat the shit out of some Dark Angels.

    • @crestfallenspaniard7079
      @crestfallenspaniard7079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plz eenkuiseetur, mee iz not a hereteek of dose. Just a gud Emperah followah that doesn't worsheep dat Seegmor dood.
      Pleez, me iz just doin' a nice big WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! for da Emperrah

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crestfallen Spaniard
      Hmm... seems legit.
      *Hits other button*
      Now stop interrupting Russ' "self-care" time, it's not good for the soul.

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Did someone say templars?!

    • @AzraelVonJaeger
      @AzraelVonJaeger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      NOBODY EXPECT THE SGIMARITE INQUISITION
      Ps : Yes i have waited year to make this fucking joke !

    • @arandomcrusader-9355
      @arandomcrusader-9355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Azrael-Von-Gruber
      Your wait was worth it fellow faithful!

    • @Will831100
      @Will831100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      A Random Crusader, hold the lines! They're not here yet. (BlackTemplars)

    • @ahappylictor3214
      @ahappylictor3214 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DEUS VULT!?

    • @arandomcrusader-9355
      @arandomcrusader-9355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Will Wilson
      I understand, FOR THE EMPEROR!

  • @MrDarkenson
    @MrDarkenson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I have a question. Let's say there is a situation where both Witch Hunter Templar and Warrior Priest of the Silver Hammer find themselves in the situation where both found out marks of Chaos corruption. But not necessarly come eye to eye when it comes to dealing with the matter. Where Witch Hunter wants to burn entire village and Warrior Priest who by the word of Sigmar is one who protects those from the Chaos wants to go with more humane approach. Witch Hunter wants to go with Purification, and Warrior Priest wants to go with Salvation.
    What is such situation leads to outright disagreement? Both "Gentlemen" have backing of the Church. Which ultimately has the higher authority? Which one of them has the higher standing within the hierarchy of the Church? Which one has to give way to the other?
    I ask this question simply because I have always had difficulty with seeing difference between Warrior Priests of the Silver Hammer and Templar Witch Hunters. Both are sworn to destroy the great evil of Chaos and more. They may have different methods and resources. But both organizations aim for the same goal.

    • @kevincass9917
      @kevincass9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They probably look at it on a case by case basis. The Sigmarite priests would try and look at those who can be saved and devote them to salvation, either by becoming flagellants or being forced to do daily penance. But when the person in question has gone too far with no hope of salvation, they call upon the Templar Witch Hunters to deal justice.
      Kinda like a good cop, bad cop of Warhammer. Either that, or the Sigmar priests are meant to keep the unaffected people in line, while the Templars work on investigating the more corrupt people.

    • @TheChris046
      @TheChris046 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This question can be seen in many things, when does my right to x get stopped by your right to y? As said its probably a case by case basis

    • @danietkissenle
      @danietkissenle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should let sigmar decide, he knows his own

  • @Snipermac99
    @Snipermac99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Cool. But if I burn 9 innocent men in preference to letting 1 innocent man go free then how many guilty men did I miss because I ran out of fire wood?

    • @berndberndsen5680
      @berndberndsen5680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GUess you'll just have to hope that one of those guilty men (or a nearby innocent) has a house you can burn.

    • @thedarkgenious7967
      @thedarkgenious7967 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      there comes a point where you just start quartering people. it doesn't damage horses and ropes that much :3

    • @ianmurray3345
      @ianmurray3345 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The answer is 32

    • @60sSam
      @60sSam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You're supposed to use the guilty men AS firewood! Did you skip a witch hunting lesson or something?

    • @tort2210
      @tort2210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's usually plenty of candles lying around if you have time to kill.

  • @willrogers3793
    @willrogers3793 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    My favorite example of a “good” witch hunter is a man who, upon discovering that a family’s young daughter bears the mark of chaos (one of her legs has a hoof), he condemns her to be burned at the stake. However, because she is all of 6 years old and obviously could not have done anything to bring this curse upon herself, and is just as much a victim as she is a dangerous mutant, he orders that she be given opium until she can’t feel anything *before* she is burned at the stake.
    That idea of “I fucking hate Chaos and all its machinations, but I’m still sane enough to realize that this shit will sink its claws into the most innocent of souls if we give it half a chance. I don’t enjoy everything my job requires me to do, but it’s a job that absolutely *must* be done.”

  • @SultanOfAwesomeness
    @SultanOfAwesomeness 7 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Witch Hunters? Long live King Radovid! For the Eternal Fire!

    • @PobortzaPl
      @PobortzaPl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eternal Fire is The Hope
      Tzeench worshipper detected!
      (that line is from Witcher's short story titled "Eternal Fire")

    • @mattaffenit9898
      @mattaffenit9898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sultan
      Heretic!

    • @theemperorsreign
      @theemperorsreign 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PURGE HIM

    • @zachsmith1676
      @zachsmith1676 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I always find it kinda funny how you can kill the EF priest that gives you the corpse burning quest by just giving him a quick blast of Igni and then proceed to massacre his guards despite him saying you have no chance against the 3 of em. Like dude ima instakill you as soon as the convo ends then slice up your guards like they’re made of straw...

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      PobortzaPl well... Quite literaly the who Witcher series... As Eternal Flame is a potent religion.

  • @MrGeneralissimus
    @MrGeneralissimus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Hedge Wizards? An actual Wizard that conjure Hedges to terrorize gardeners? I need an explanation here.

    • @TeutonicKnight92
      @TeutonicKnight92 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      MrGeneralissimus
      An unregulated mage separate from the Colleges of Magic. The term comes from the idea that he or she would be living on the road, or the run, sleeping in hedgerows.
      Think hedge knight except with magic

    • @Rob-uj5qc
      @Rob-uj5qc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      wait are you telling me there are knights that wield hedges as swords?

    • @dropdead234
      @dropdead234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Well, SOMEONE wanted a shrubbery!

    • @rodneyclarvis1633
      @rodneyclarvis1633 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      rogue wizards with an ocd obsession with bushes

    • @Udunsche
      @Udunsche 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Still makes more sense than knights wanting shrubberies

  • @Auriorium
    @Auriorium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    The church will tell Mom, Mom will tell Dad and Dad will just sit there and watch TV!

    • @trk4973
      @trk4973 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Auriorium and then go out to get cigarettes and never come back

  • @SakaniTheForsaken
    @SakaniTheForsaken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    A small correction, Arch.
    The Ar-Ulric had two votes for the Emperor. The Grand Theogonist still has the most, though.

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's why the Ulricans are the closest rivals of the Sigmarite far as political power goes. There were Emperors who were Ulricans back in the day. I think Manfred Ratslayer who saved the Empire from the Skaven was Ulrican, though in his case he was elected as Emperor by default because he saved the Empire. Same thing happened with Magnus the Pious too.

    • @stefvanroey8191
      @stefvanroey8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the ulricans had only one, where the grand theogonist and his 2 arch lectors had 1 each. Evening out at 3 for sigmar, 1 for ulric.
      And yeah there were ulrican emperors like the otillian emperors (though those were contested as emperors)

    • @KeacePeeper
      @KeacePeeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Punishthefalse Sigmar was an Ulrican Emperor too.

  • @guibass2000
    @guibass2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Witch hunters are not the heroes you want, they are the ones you deserve.

  • @randomassspider1320
    @randomassspider1320 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    NOBODY EXPECTS THE IMPERIAL INQUISITION!

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure everyone expects them all the time ^.^

    • @advisorv
      @advisorv 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OUR MAIN WEAPONS ARE SURPRISE AND FEAR !

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    " One heretic on this planet? . . . *Headbutts the Exterminatus button* "

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      If the planet was truly faithful, they would've made sure not a single heretic would've been alive and have a profile high enough for the Inquisition to take note. Exterminatus well deserved

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " Haven't said your ten Hail Sigmars today? " *Draws a flintlock pistol and cocks it* " What a shame. "

  • @magecraft2
    @magecraft2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favourite WHFRP campaigns had my players caught between a Solkan witch hunter and a Malal one (posing as a follower of Sigmar). All three groups trying to solve what was happening in Marienburg and the surrounding areas.

  • @Acesahn
    @Acesahn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In your example scenerio, I imagine the Witchhunter would charge the whole village for allowing such a statue to remain. If they were true followers of Sigmar they wouldnt allow such a thing to stand.

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "When the emperor dies..."
    So, i'm a 40k player, and... Well, this sentence needs to be purged.
    The emperor doesn't die. Ever. o-o

    • @barrybend7189
      @barrybend7189 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't he dead already but needs to get some self resurrection?

    • @rafaelcastor2089
      @rafaelcastor2089 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither did Sigmar. He just kind of went away after building an Empire that should've been able to run itself just fine

    • @baconterrorist945
      @baconterrorist945 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We don't call him the corpse emperor for nothing

  • @sadwingsraging3044
    @sadwingsraging3044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Burn the mutant.
    *Burn* the witch.
    _Burn_ the heretic!"
    Where?!!?
    "Yes....."

  • @charion1234
    @charion1234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'm not the only one that likes the warhammer fantasy vids am I?

  • @Bonzai0311
    @Bonzai0311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would love to see a whole lore series on the history of the vampire counts.

    • @blackguard5883
      @blackguard5883 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I really want more info on the Blood Dragons. Yes, I want to write a fan fic about a Blood Dragon warrior who works as a mercenary for the Dark Elves. The intention being to earn the blood of one of their enslaved dragons as payment, no matter how long it takes. After all, he'd have eternity...

  • @jeova0sanctus0unus
    @jeova0sanctus0unus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    9:50
    They also need a hat.
    Obviously.

    • @berserkshirtbear1271
      @berserkshirtbear1271 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      jeova0sanctus0unus the hat is the most important piece of equipment

  • @Keln02
    @Keln02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If there is one thing that may well traverse space and time, it's a good old BBQ featuring a heretic steack..

  • @MellowTed
    @MellowTed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Sigmar, bless this ravaged body!"

  • @dropdead234
    @dropdead234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Excuse me sir, can you give directions to.." "HERETIC!!" (Procedes to set up "heretic" as centerpiece of bbq.)

  • @arandomcrusader-9355
    @arandomcrusader-9355 7 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    DEUS VULT!

  • @H_P_Lovecraft
    @H_P_Lovecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *"By Sigmar! You've posted cringe! Prepare to be judged!"*

  • @GonzoTehGreat
    @GonzoTehGreat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of the wittiest, coolest sounding narrator voices on YT especially when he laughs evilly >) 0:19

  • @shankarramachandran3661
    @shankarramachandran3661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "wait, this isn't 40k" : me 20 mins in

  • @TheRouge00
    @TheRouge00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    in my 2nd campaign of warhammer fantasy rp our squad of 8 players (plus one skaven player which had been SOMEHOW hiding that he is a skaven) go into the sewers. the skaven player finds a bunch of skaven assassins and convinces them to ambush us from behind at the first encounter. later we tried to kill the cultists we were there to kill, then the skaven player poison bombed literally all 8 of us with one bomb as the cultists attacked. I was one of 3 survivors and it was actually one of the fate points spent that summoned 3 witch hunters that heard about us going into the sewers and knew we were fucking retarded. they killed the cultists and the skaven and saved the 3 of us but they couldnt save the campaign. it was the last session of that campaign. i called the moment 8 man collateral autism. i still have a screenshot of this moment. my friends are dumb lol. witch hunters ftw though!

    • @TheRouge00
      @TheRouge00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i fucking love you arch god damnit your siege of vraks series made me so fucking happy good day sir

    • @seanhenry7174
      @seanhenry7174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only redacted-redacted

  • @Writerzero
    @Writerzero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is really helpful for me since I am going to be running a pathfinder game in warhammer fantasy universe thanks Arch you have been a great for me.

    • @crabdragon243
      @crabdragon243 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Francisco Perez there is an actual warhammer fantasy roleplaying game though

    • @Writerzero
      @Writerzero 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crabby Dragoon I don't have the money to get another table also I am waiting for the fourth edition to come out because I heard 3rd was bad

    • @ronaldowens5025
      @ronaldowens5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crabby Dragoon best rpg ever made still have the original print rule book along with the lost and the damed, slaves to darkness supplements and the beastery. Don't play anymore but read them quite often the lore was really fucking good in that erra

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Gotta love them Patreon privileges. *snorts video up* ....I now have nothing to watch tomorrow....well fuck.....

  • @thewaywardgrape3838
    @thewaywardgrape3838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Arch - the only youtuber that loves his audience enough to fuck with them, yet the audience enjoy it 👌

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Which hunters would need to do something very, very far over the line to let this become a problem... To the common citizen they're pretty much untouchable, not to the degree of an inquisitor, but very close indeed..."
    ... Hey remember that inquisitor lad from the Relictors who basically not only approved but encouraged the systematic hoarding of chaos artifacts?...
    Yeah... He went very, very far over the line. :3

  • @funbro99
    @funbro99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    ALL SHOULD BOW TO ARCH AND NOMINATE HIM TO A HERO (you guys better type arch warhammer so he can win warhammer hero)

    • @povilzem
      @povilzem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not going to win, even if a million people nominate him. GW said they'll manually select the winners regardless of how many votes they got. And everyone's a hateful SJW these days.

  • @MsGorteck
    @MsGorteck ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved this, your delivery and word choice made totally worthwhile. Thanks

  • @MalcadorTheSigilite
    @MalcadorTheSigilite 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Arch do Adeptus Mechanicus lore the Omnissiah demands it

    • @lekhaclam87
      @lekhaclam87 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony Zou Toasters must definitely be included!

    • @plamenminchev6563
      @plamenminchev6563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean... The Void Dragon?

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandemonium Doom You forgot the 2 that gives bender nightmares.

    • @ronaldowens5025
      @ronaldowens5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandemonium Doom that's my favorite song by the band Clutch. 01001101001. No joke check it out.

  • @-Thunder-Warrior-
    @-Thunder-Warrior- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Do Bounty Hunters next?
    The legacy of Brunner is calling!

  • @alternatelaine
    @alternatelaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love that laugh at the start

  • @KageRyuu6
    @KageRyuu6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At the end, I think you meant to say "Better than letting one guilty man go free."

  • @Caesar_Himself
    @Caesar_Himself 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    ARCH. What do you think of the new LABORATORY Free LC for WH2?
    Rat hordes incoming

  • @lampalexachan2865
    @lampalexachan2865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If Magnus spit out by the warp in WARHAMMER fantasy I want to see that to happen

  • @UnsoberIdiot
    @UnsoberIdiot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "than letting one innocent man go free"
    Snicker snicker.

  • @alpinewolf7751
    @alpinewolf7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can't destroy a planet, you say? Sad, sad. I'll rectify that first thing once this little bathroom break is over.

  • @midshipman8654
    @midshipman8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    do witch hunters employ miracles of supernatural similar to warrior preists?

  • @imnothere6906
    @imnothere6906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Witch Hunter is one of the more interesting jack-of-all-trade in WarHammer Quest. Have the potential to be a good character.

  • @zaqzilla1
    @zaqzilla1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    But most importantly they all get to dress like Solomon Kane.

  • @sirunklydunk8861
    @sirunklydunk8861 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I find it funny how decided to do a video on these, as I just made a DnD character in Curse of Strahd based on one of them!

  • @gaiusmarius96
    @gaiusmarius96 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Great video Arch! Oh and you meant "their".

  • @Venneroth
    @Venneroth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This may be the first time that the phrase "ossified penis" crossed my path. Fair enough.

  • @Hargrovius
    @Hargrovius 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    A series on every order within the Colleges of Magic, pretty please?

  • @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921
    @honestlordcommissarbrighte7921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ah, fellow uncivilized Inquisitors! Tis so great to see you!

  • @mohannedzein3185
    @mohannedzein3185 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh WOW!! actual fantasy lore never thought id see this again noice

  • @augiechiavuzzi4907
    @augiechiavuzzi4907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Elves with magic says divine intervention isn't real I think that hypocracy is hilarious

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    your upload broke my train of thought >:(

  • @jordanscherr6699
    @jordanscherr6699 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Thank goodness for no viral bombs. I get your point though. That's about the only upshot!

  • @FrosenHell
    @FrosenHell 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    their*

  • @chriscalvin5083
    @chriscalvin5083 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Arch have you give a thought about finishing up the knightly order series?

  • @entspannter
    @entspannter 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Arch, comming from the DoW III forum (great vid btw) and there are still the same 2 guys trying to badmouth you and to shut down all imrpovement ideas inspired from older games. I tried my best to prove them wrong, but it keeps getting more and more hilarious, might wanna look into it ;)

  • @Surtur99
    @Surtur99 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I miss the cozy background music in your lore videos! Please bring it back if possible! :)

    • @ronaldowens5025
      @ronaldowens5025 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't agree more. I fall asleep to the beastman video nightly that or chaos love me some throg story time.

    • @BulgarianDota
      @BulgarianDota 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      His voice is all you need 👌👌

  • @forestelfranger
    @forestelfranger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Damn that evil laugh. Archwarhammer could be a video game villain with a laugh like that.

  • @OrderRealm
    @OrderRealm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ploughin imposters

  • @a_void
    @a_void 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how I ended up in here but I liked it!

  • @fuchnorris6277
    @fuchnorris6277 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Burn Burn yes you're gonna Burn, yes you're gonna burn burn yes you're gonna burn" Zach de la Rocha

  • @CICellDirectorCairmann
    @CICellDirectorCairmann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At 12:46 that looks a lot like victor saltzpyre from the vermintide games

  • @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214
    @sonofthewolfguardianofthef1214 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:00 I read a witch-hunter quote that sounded like this once

  • @vidaett
    @vidaett 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man I love with hunters!

  • @undertakernumberone1
    @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What? No talk about some of the more famous Witch Hunters? No word about Matthias Thulmann and Streng? Good ol' Victor Saltzpyre? Well atleast both got a pic...

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthias Thulmann is one of those witch hunters who much rather ask questions first and burn the heretic later. I like the guy.

    • @undertakernumberone1
      @undertakernumberone1 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad the Witch Hunter trilogy ended with a fucking Cliffhanger...

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And we will never see the end to that story because fucking Age of Sigmar.

  • @NetMoverSitan
    @NetMoverSitan 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    No, you probably just need more time for that. | 3:05 - Yeah, leave the rest to the clergy...BURN THE NECROS!!!

  • @Neithan02
    @Neithan02 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Come on Arch, the horrible punishment is not dealt out to punish the deviant, but to strike fear into the hearts of the other people. that is how terror works.

  • @lastdefenderofxhotl
    @lastdefenderofxhotl 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is actually something I was looking forward to.

  • @joseneto5833
    @joseneto5833 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Talk about the magnificent and muscular adeptus custodes!

  • @RedRattt
    @RedRattt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    HERESY

  • @TheKingDain
    @TheKingDain 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    A little festtag song based on Hark the Angels do sing
    Hark the Heretics do sing
    Hark the heretics do sing
    "Please spare me I did no thing"
    You will burn on the morrow
    Scorch the soul with no sorrow
    The Witch-hunter does his work
    There is no reason to murk
    No reason to hate at all
    A village only so small
    Hark the heretics do sing
    "Please spare me I did no thing"
    The heretic does still plea
    "Why can you not have mercy"?
    Alas only a small seed
    Will yet still grow with great speed
    Better fast contain it there
    Lest the dark gods come now here
    The pyre is essential
    Do not cry for your dear pal
    Hark the heretics do sing
    "Please spare me I did no thing"
    Karl Franz our sovereign
    Bids you all here not to stain
    These holidays with stark gloom
    Heretics have met their doom
    Vorhexen you must beware
    Heretics do quite the stare
    Volkmar uses the stick well
    Devout people can yet tell
    Hark the heretics do sing
    "Please spare me I did no thing"

  • @zflowes
    @zflowes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No one expects the sigma Inquisition!!

  • @01oo011
    @01oo011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    The title triggers me.

    • @imperialguardsman521
      @imperialguardsman521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for stating your input my Son, now get me off this golden shitter fucking Papa Ultra Smurf.

  • @NNNIII972
    @NNNIII972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Witch hunters are the best, the lack of the ability to exterminantus makes them more creative, while making every execution more petty and personal

    • @KalashVodka175
      @KalashVodka175 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      most inquisitors are personal
      Like, exterminatus is super rare, but purging an entire hab block district? Inquisitors do that all the time.

  • @lordinquisitor6233
    @lordinquisitor6233 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey look it’s my thumbnail; I do love me some inquisitors/witchhunter

  • @Multi1man
    @Multi1man 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy fuck it's Friday! Thank the god emperor! This is going to be the cherry on top of this shitty week!

  • @MrBingogogo
    @MrBingogogo 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw a ratman in an inquisitor outfit and my head exploded

  • @BardicGM
    @BardicGM 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    |Awesome! Great to see some fantasy lore, and I completely understand the need to troll an expected sequence.

  • @OriginalSoulbourne
    @OriginalSoulbourne 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    18:30 thought a witch hunter had snuck up behind him for heresy.

  • @arandomperson3952
    @arandomperson3952 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kindle for the fire, always in great supply..

  • @zachsmith1676
    @zachsmith1676 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Location invaded by chaos
    Templar Witch Hunter: *kill everyone and everything with silver and cold steel
    Inquisition: DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE PERMA-F**KING-DELETE (with assorted overkill rated firepower... never enough Dakka for the purpose)

  • @victorcastanet6980
    @victorcastanet6980 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, finally the lore on the Witch Hunters.

  • @zaleost
    @zaleost 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    god this is so much fun to listen to while drink...

  • @JW-pq1ml
    @JW-pq1ml 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    From 2:36 to 3:19 he says the same thing in three different ways. Got to 3:27 before I had had enough.
    We get it....Witch Hunters don't go into homes to ask about your daily prayers....

  • @Quethonable
    @Quethonable 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If all magic is derived from the warp why does Kislevite Ice Magic require leylines?

    • @stefvanroey8191
      @stefvanroey8191 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It uses the winds as well, ley lines and the winds both influence it.