So, Unus Annus just ended 30 mins ago, and seeing the first introduction of Eef on Marks channel as a suggested video is, simply put, poetic. Thank you TH-cam.
As the wise man once said, never waste an opportunity when it presents itself to you. Don’t be the one to overlook any personal satisfaction. There is nothing more terrible than wasted potential in your life. -Chica, 2016
Once I was listening to a song about being "sexually aroused". Later, I went to get something to drink, and literally said aloud: "Man, I'm thirsty." I made the same face as Mark.
*”As the wise man once said:”* *”NEVAAAAH, waste an opportunity, when it presents itself to you. Don’t be the one to overlook.... ANY PERSONAL SATISFACTION. There is nothing more terribulllll... than wasted potential... in your life.”* -Chica Fischbach, 2016
@@hoon3y534 Triggered? By what? All I remember doing was expressing my own personal opinion. It’s not my fault I don’t like being berated by people who think their better than me all because they scream “Orange Man Bad” every 5 seconds.
@@hoon3y534 I don’t get “emotional”, nor do I feel “attacked”. Quit making false assumptions. People who have TDS need to learn that nobody cares whether you think some “Nazi Cheeto” is the worst thing to ever happen to you. Stop deflecting.
Chica:Put me the fuck down you incompetent ugly human beings I question my own existence to perform acts and tricks I am forced to do End my suffering...
"I wish my wife wernt dead" *small giggling from mark* "Yeah, she died pretty fast" *giggle* *mark still giggles* "She died in a *giggle* house fire" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's crazy to see him "formally " introduce Ethan for the first time to making the unspoken channel! I've watched this now twice but it's still hilarious 😂
Ethan: “Can you help my find my dad?”
Tyler: points to Mark
Mark: “son..!”
Ethan: “no...”
Ethan: "Can you help me f*ck my dad?"
Mark "son!?"
*they casually start doing it*
Tyler: *tries not to laugh*
Can you help me *fFfUuAucK* my dad?!
Coulda been a treesome
he said oh not no
6:36 [tyler unbuttons skirt] [tyler realizes he only has boxers on underneath] [tyler looks around nervously] [tyler re-buttons skirt]
HAAA lol
Lmaooo
I NEVER NOTICED THAT LMAO
:D .........oh my god.
{Awkwardly walks to put pants on} 😂
"I wish my wife weren't dead."
Mark: *CONCERNED LOOK*
Time please?
@@usrlucy 4:02
she died pretty fast
@@sleezyyeezy8636
She died in a house fire😅
@@petrmatko6628 ty
Ethan: "Can you help me find my dad?"
Mark: "Son?"
Ethan: "No."
Mark: "oH"
4:39?
@@akaza_plush possibly?
Wait
Maybe his did went to get MILK
@@akaza_plush and 4:49
Ah yes... my magnum opus. Look and be amazed at the true depths of our immaturity!
Markiplier Hi, I lost this challenge, and is just as immature as y'all are
Markiplier MEOW
Markiplier hello markimoo
you made me choke on my food. thank u mark
Markiplier do a don't laugh with jack please,!!!!
Tyler: “You just shoved the head..”
Mark: “She wanted it!”
Not even a sec later: *INSTANT REGRET*
Chica: (five seconds later) *BARK*
Ethan: "She's calling the authorities!"
xD Too damn funny!
True😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@LadyFlautistAlyssaCooooo P900 ğ P900 pşp 80 8 ü 0
@@LadyFlautistAlyssaC 8888
6:23
Mark: this is Ethan, I don’t know if we’ve ever formally introduced him.
3 years later: Mark and Ethan have a whole TH-cam channel together. ❤️💙
Ava Rochin what’s it called?
@@leedan6618 unus annus
It will be deleted in November 2020
ChicagoBoys3422 I hate that there doing that.
@@greenjay9nokiproductions249 I love that they're doing that
EEF: "I wish my wife weren't dead."
Me: *dies laughing*
Man fuck coronavirus.
I am a little confused. Why are people calling Ethan eef? Not that I am saying it in a bad way, I am just wondering.
@@savannahtracy8805 You wouldn't understand...
Ok
When eef said “she died in a house fire” I died. I have such a dark humor 😂
Unus Annus Fans
“you couldn’t live with your own failure”
“So where did that bring you?”
^Markiplier Makes^
“Back to Me..”
lol its got the same vibes *cries in unus annus*
Shit, u right
YOU DID NOT HAVE TO COME AT ME LIKE THAT. they’re my only serotonin.
Didn’t they make a revival channel?
@@elanrg no
*”Instead of water,we have-“*
*W a t e r . . .*
💦
*Canned* water!
Wtf is canned water
Taylor Chillman it’s canned water
Taylor Chillman
It’s water, but...... *Canned*
2016 mark: this is ethan, i haven't formally introduced him
2019 mark: UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
2020 mark:DELETED UNUS ANNUS
Rip Unus Annus
Memento Mori
The drip has finally stopped 😔
Unas Annus is back
4:39
“Can you help me find my dad???”
*points to mark*
“...my son? :0”
“No..”
“Oh.. :(“
XD
LAMO!!!!!
Ethan: _stOhp, you're getting it on the carpet!_
Mark: *eUgh-*
That’s kinda gay ethan
Pufferfish mark
🐡🥕
Water is bad mkay
Korn Flakez yOu’Re gEttIng iT mY cArpEt!
6:25
Mark: She wanted it.
*Instantly realises what that sounded like*
LMFAO 🤣👏
And then the dog tries to call the authorities
😂😂😂😂😂LMAOOOOOOOOO😂😂😂😂😂
Can you guys please subscribe to my channel just like my picture
@@Brody_119 FBI OPEN UP
Love Sylveon fbi open up
So, Unus Annus just ended 30 mins ago, and seeing the first introduction of Eef on Marks channel as a suggested video is, simply put, poetic. Thank you TH-cam.
Also torture
...420th like
...
*cries in chant*
Unus Annus Unus Annus
Hey. Dude. It's late. I'm tired. I DID NOT sign up for the FEELS you are DISHING OUT.
9:39 always makes me laugh lol the fall was more graceful than i could ever pull off
As the wise man once said, never waste an opportunity when it presents itself to you. Don’t be the one to overlook any personal satisfaction. There is nothing more terrible than wasted potential in your life.
-Chica, 2016
Chica is a GOOD DOGGO
Agreed
@@bradycicchini6994 Chica is one of the best doggos.
For a joke it really hits home
Yeah....
The way Mark introduced Ethan hits way harder when Unus Annus is dead. Idk all videos of Mark and Ethan hit very different :')
Annusly man :c
was about to come down and comment this :’( their friendship has been so nice and funny to see grow
@@gnatscrafts no, their friendship IS very nice ;) it didn't ended don't worry
@@vewuuwu5702 :(( YOU’RE RIGHT
True
Ethan: Coach, put me in.
Tyler: You mean put it IN you?
Mark: *spits water out IMMEDIATELY*
That wasn't a laugh,
*That was an attack*
When it was Marks turn, someone should have just got behind him and whispered: "She wanted it..."
Yes
LOL TRUE
Mark: *epicly sings while showing the scores* Ethan: “o҉O҉O҉o҉O҉o҉O҉o҉A҉a҉A҉A҉a҉a҉A҉A҉a҉A҉H҉h҉H҉H҉h҉h҉H҉H҉H҉~” Mark: “ѕнυт-"
YES
@Ella Hattum
4:29
Mark: "she wanted it"
*1 second later*
Mark: *regrets life*
kittercoo_98 ShE’s CaLlInG ThE PoLicE
FBI OPEN UP
Mark: "She wanted it!"
Also Mark: Instant regret intensifies
What the actual fuck, why does this have so many likes xD also look at Mark introducing Ethan like they dont have a whole channel together in 2020
"You just shoved the whole head in her mouth"
"She wanted it!"
4:27
Mark: Alright so the new score is- AHHHHHHH
Ethan: AHAHOAAHAO
This had me rolling lmao 🤣😂
Waiting for a HOYYYYAAAAAAAA
I used to watch that part so much that I would pee myself from laughing so hard
Lmao markiplier told him to shut it, he was serious 💀💀
Haha same😂😂
4:26*
Tyler: You shoved it right down her thro-
Mark: *ShE wAnTeD iT!*
Mark: *instant regret*
Me: *too busy dieing of laughter from Mark's face*
Time stamp plz
@@taylorkernells760 6:15
@@Flutty_Putty3564 thx
@@taylorkernells760 np :3
That is some fan art I don’t want to see
1:25
Ethan : “Oh coach, put me in”
Tyler : “You mean ‘put it in you’?”
Bakugou's Wife
i think we all broke at that
Ya
XD
Mister ja-f*ck
@@chesterismissing thank you I ultimately respect you
“You shoved the head straight into her mouth” “she wanted it”
*mildly concerned Mark face*
Hey I play video games
6:25
*I DIED LAUGHING BC MY DOG HEARD CHICA BARK AND BARKED BACK LMAO*
I die every time 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"WRAAAAGH!! I'M CRAZY!! I'M A TRUMP SUPPORTER!! JESUS CHRIST LOOK OUT!!"
That still fucking kills me lmaoooo
I am a republican and even I lost it at that moment.
@@nerdomatic2489 RESPECT!!!
lol i laughed when i first saw that part
Ethan: Oh coach put me in.
Tyler: You mean put it in ya?
Me: No words
LOL!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same, ST3ALTHY N4CHOS.
Jajajaja @ Agent_Stealth we both cracked up
Ethan: Can you help me find my dad?
Tyler: * points to mark *
Mark: Son...?
Ethan: *n o*
Mark: *o h*
BetRaYal
Side Account my favourite part
Yes, we saw it. You don’t need to repeat it to get likes.
@@Potatorot1875 I didn't even know this shit had likes dude.
Want me to dewete it to make you feew bettew??
@@keykaedem Don't patronize me.
“She wanted it”
*chica barks*
“She’s calling the authorities”
Lol 😂
BORK
"You showed the head straight in her mouth"
"She wanted it!"
*instant regret*
*Markdunfuckedup.exe has stopped responding*
6:32
Chica: BORK
Ethan: She's calling the authorities!
Once I was listening to a song about being "sexually aroused". Later, I went to get something to drink, and literally said aloud:
"Man, I'm thirsty."
I made the same face as Mark.
"Can u help me find my dad?"
*Tyler points at Mark*
"Son?"
"No" that part killed me 😂😂😂
AcerHDGaming 100th like 😅😛
Danica Stojanovic thanks man :)
AcerHDGaming Sure but I'm a girl 😁
Danica Stojanovic shit sorry 😂 Im just used to saying "man" to everybody xD
IV WATCHED THIS FOR LIKE THE 10TH TIME AND THAT PART ALWAYS GETS ME
8:03
Markiplier: *imitates Donald trump*
Tyler: *tries not to laugh*
Ethan:
*is in the corner shoving a wig down his pants*
xD
XD
XD
XD
XD
3 years later, I still haven’t gotten a Ethan...
Oof
U now have 222 likes
“I wish my wife weren’t dead.” It’s so stupid but it made me laugh 💀
“I wish my wife weren’t dead”
-Ethan
I love you Ethan lol
Depression
Can,you help me find my dad?
Mark:Son?!
No...
Will Parkes wtf XD
@@duwang4288 Son!
@@makaylaneal5389 ohh yeaahhhh~~~!!!! ×thrust×
@@koyreokm3589 **Incest**
@@makaylaneal5389 o h s
Tyler: *Starts taking off skirt*
*realizes he took off his shorts*
*slowly trots over to find his shorts*
What time was this. I need to see this.
@@strangles1544 6:39
@@Amy-hz6zu I never catched that and i'm crying-
@@metallyill697I didn't caught that either
Ive watched this vido 5 times and i never saw that XD i love how mark and ethan didnt notice
"She wanted it."
Markiplier slowly dies on the inside for the moment.
*”As the wise man once said:”*
*”NEVAAAAH, waste an opportunity, when it presents itself to you. Don’t be the one to overlook.... ANY PERSONAL SATISFACTION. There is nothing more terribulllll... than wasted potential... in your life.”*
-Chica Fischbach, 2016
Derpo McRandom hah
Wise man said "the ting goes skkrrraa papacacaca skipedododa"
_putonthecaptions_
Plz bring back
Haha
Ethan: I wish my wife weren't dead
Mark: *turns head with a concerned look*
Booper Dooper yea she died pretty fast.
She died in a *laughing* house fire.
All humor aside, I kind of find it unfair that Tyler looks better in a skirt than me.
h o w t h e f u c k i s t h i s s o c o r r e c t
:'(
Bro he couls rock that on street and I'd honestly still believe he's totally straight.
😌
thats the sad truth
“IM CRAZY, IM A TRUMP SUPPORTER” truly ahead of his time
Eh, just like all of those other dumb "comedians" they all had TDS anyways, so, not like it was all that funny to begin with. lol
@@BombBird11 lmao triggered
@@hoon3y534 Triggered? By what? All I remember doing was expressing my own personal opinion. It’s not my fault I don’t like being berated by people who think their better than me all because they scream “Orange Man Bad” every 5 seconds.
@@BombBird11 they never said they were better than you, you just get emotional, feel attacked, and think they are. snowflake lmao.
@@hoon3y534 I don’t get “emotional”, nor do I feel “attacked”. Quit making false assumptions. People who have TDS need to learn that nobody cares whether you think some “Nazi Cheeto” is the worst thing to ever happen to you. Stop deflecting.
Mark: instead of water, we have water.
Me: What a big improvement
Its AJ • Chan 2016, the year of major improvements
Its AJ • Chan 😂😂😂😂👌
Its AJ • Chan yes😂
Lol
6:26 “she wanted it”
*immediately regrets everything*
*shes calling the authorities!*
i dont get it cries
@@selish2904 Poor, poor soul
Selish I don’t think you would want to find out
@@GoldenG0dc0meth i already know what porn is
“She wanted it”
*mark instantly dies inside*
You mean mark instantly *regrets life choices*
@The Corn-Cob Is thou a cHiLd?
WaKe Me Up InSiDe
You can tell Ethan is holding back a bit. In Unus Annus, he knew Mark couldn't get rid of him now, so he could do whatever he wanted 🤣
Instead of water, were using..... water.
sprite
not sprite, perrier, or sparkling water
frank lu ohh sorry i thought it was spirte because of the color, and the logo remanded me of the old spirte logo.
We're
Joaquin Khoury lol XD exactly
Did anyone else notice that Tyler said “aw chica you’re such a good boy”....
I know right and look on his face after Mark called her a good girl
AUTO CORRECT:girl
@@andybetts6048 i spelt girl right?
Yep
@@-rootandbeachvibe-8736 I think everyone on this channel knows that
Edit: now I look stupid, that person said Chica means girl in spanish
"Co-coach pu-put it in"
"..you mean put it in you?" I come back to this and laugh so much
Timestamp?
@@vin_ce_nt_ 1:27
@@w9bbrs thank u
I did the challenge with them and spat ultra rosa energy drink into a bowl XD
@@tantalizingtiddies4220 luckily into a bowl that’s stuff can get sticky
When you laugh at an adult joke in front of your parents: 6:27
I watch Shameless with my parents dude😂😂
Lol poor Chica. She's probably all like WTF are these people doing to me.
Chica:Put me the fuck down you incompetent ugly human beings I question my own existence to perform acts and tricks I am forced to do End my suffering...
lol yep
Doesn't work
*chica barks*
chica: *calls 911* I WAS JUST RAPED BY MY OWNERS COME ARREST THESE ASS HOLES
🐶WTF!
"You shoved it's head right in her mouth."
*"She wanted it!"*
😨
Awkward silence.....
Mnemonic_Horse *bark!*
"She's calling the authorities!"
Mnemonic_Horse ffg
the1andonlysans - Bloons, Animations, and More!
Damn it, you beat me to it! XD
Ruff
XD
Mark: she wanted it!
*constantly won't stop laughing*
Chica: Bark
Jessica Jennings
Ethan: She's calling the authorities
😂😂
This video is 1000x funnier when you’re old enough to get the jokes they’re making
Mark: SHE WANTED IT!
Mark:
Mark: *instant face of regret*
Am I the only one who thought Mark's Mickey impression was good lmao
twentyønesydneys Nope it was pretty good.
Yeah! Like it was exactly the same!
hi.fren
twentyønesydneys |-/ I see you everywhere lmao
twentyønesydneys no fren, I did aswell |-/
"I wish my wife weren't dead..."
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY SPAGHETTI
Sombodi tucha my spagettia
😐
“yeah. she died pretty fast.”
SPAGHET
Finally. After all these years.
I found the one who touched my spaghett.
“IM CRAZY, IM A TRUMP SUPPORTER” my favorite line in this video lmao
This video has been in my recommended section for nearly 3 years.
Oml same
-D-o-y-o-u-r-e-g-r-e-t-?-
Mark: "She wanted it!"
Also Mark: -instantly regretting life choices-
"In stead of water, we have watre" -Mark
TheXkiller668 gaming, that's Mark in 2016 for ya
Cassie Hutchinson its 7590 bro
Instead*
Cassie Hutchinson it's 8282837747575778838291910928838575647382827188181 buddy.
9:48
Mark predicts January 6th 2021
I knew I wasn’t the only one thinking that
He actually tweeted his frustration about it when it happened XD
6:30
That little light-dot on his nose is brighter then my future
Its brighter then my grades gowing up! ;w;
Big mood
Nah, ya never know what the future holds for you.
Mark: This is Ethan, by the way
*Ethan wearing fake hand-cuffs and a red hat* : Hi
Mark: I dont think we've ever _formally_ introduced him
And nearly three years later to the day
Annus: "This is Unus, by the way"
*Unus wearing cat ears and holding the drilldo:* Hi
@@spaceface320 LMAO too accurate XD
DONT RUIN THE 420
Ethan: Oh, coach. Put me in!
Tyler: You want me to put it in yah?
Oh my goodness
Ikr why in diddly would we wanna put a knife in her?¿?¿
@@bleachedpoptart7755 You precious bean.
@@bleachedpoptart7755 Uuuuh you'll find out later
Weird fanfic writers: I t s f r e e r e a l e s t a t e
@@lemoncardboard4199 Oh God no
9:39 how did Tyler not laugh... I laugh every time
Weird to think this would eventually lead to Unus Annus...
I physically cannot hear Ethan say the word clock anymore without having dramatic flashbacks
“And this is Ethan” aged pretty well
Ethan- Yoo Who! We’re goin’.... to the snitzle store!
Mark- *looks at Ethan SUPER confused.
Pencil Monkey it oh grandkids
I wish they still did this it would have been a nice long series 💀
“Can you help me find my dad?”
>pointing to mark<
“Hey, son...”
*”no”*
Lol 😂😂
Ethan-Can you help me &uck my dad
Markiplier-Son oh yeah
Captions : (Hes the child of jack and mark 😂)
Me : **MINDBLOWN**
Hizuno Kazuki_xX WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲
Hayleigh Kiley what in the god damn
Mark: *tryes to walk over to put on a costume*
*Mark took fall damage*
Me: * dies laughing*
lol "tryes"
You tryes to spell "tries"
When was it?
@@kewegahl7707 9:40 ?
@@tigerlilly2931 thanks
"I wish my wife wernt dead"
*small giggling from mark*
"Yeah, she died pretty fast" *giggle*
*mark still giggles*
"She died in a *giggle* house fire"
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i would have laughed if you didnt add 30 emojis
Some random person yeah same I probably would have laughed if it weren’t so overly exaggerated
AAAAAAAAACTUALY!!!!! It was 10 emojis!😏
As soon as I looked at this comment they acted
Willy Wiksaas 😂😂
mark and Ethan are my favorite duo EVER. I love them both so much so when they do stuff together it's automatically amazing content
This video is almost 3 years old and still make me laugh lol
I am brazilian and holy hell the portuguese subtitles are funny as fuck
I've watched this video so many times I can recite it word by word
Zuzanna Kurkarewicz I recommend to keep saying that in the plague.
Older markiplier videos are so amazing. So is his new videos. Mark and everyone like Tyler wade Ethan are awesome.
Same
I love how chill Chica is with the whole thing
+Ron Veltmann why are your e's euro signs?
I smell a scam
Jeff Mason
I now right!
Jeff Mason she knows it's normal ahaha
Jeff Mason lol
JuliaGoo Best profile pic ever! 😆👌🏻
"can you help me find my dad?" *points to mark* "Son!" "No"
ToastyDoasty we all saw the video.
Omg that was funny!
ye
Yeeet
ToastyDoasty ko lets be heros
The combo of Ethan’s formal introduction and Ethan going “let’s start that clock!” UNUS ANNUS GRIEF
In my opinion...
Ethan could legit pass as a high school girl on the track team
Fr
And it’d be kinda cute
Dio Brando you mad?
Momento mori
Unus annus...
Yeah why are you so right though?
Memento Mori
Mark:she wanted it
Mark: died inside
Soiled it
*"Instead of water, we have... water"*
Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor
@Mal G. wow did not no
instead of living in a house, i live in a... house
Ah Yes, instead of water, we have Enslaved Moisture...
0:42
Every 60 minutes an Africa passes
@@kokino13 and Chica is made of Chica
I have not seen a single comment about Tyler wearing a skirt. It looks so good on him gbejkfnbewfn about 6:00
Ethan: *femininely* Oh coach put me in
Tyler: You mean put it in you
Me: *wheeze*
I died at that moment 😂😂
The ships. Oh the ships there sailing
4:38
Ethan: Can you help me find my dad?
Tyler: *points at mark*
Mark: son?
Ethan: no...
Mark: ....oh
People here after Unus Annus was deleted wanting to see these two legends together
Meee meeee meeeee
"I wish my wife weren't dead" and "who's ready to cream?" are my favorite statements of Ethan's
6:26 Mark: She wanted it!
(1 second later)
Mark: O_O
4:29 mark: epically Sings while showing scores. Ethan: ( mating screech)
Yes, of a rabid frog. Apparently
That’s the second animal mating call right after the cow
@@eyedontevenknow6000 you came from 7 second challege video huh? Which animal is this?
A rabid frog.
8:20 Ethan seems to be having TOO much fun over there... XD
no bc looking back on this and seeing how shy ethan was i'm sobbing
REALLL
7:16 Mark touches Ethan fully
And now why he has to change all of the sudden, "*don't touch me*"
IKR i miss the old them
It's covid....they're not touching because of covid...
Wendillon nah but before covid they was still doin that :/
hapy alisonmeyricchristmas yeah you are right, mark says don’t touch me to him all the time nowadays :(
Wait nvm check their newest video lmao
They literally try to climb all over each other
mark: "instead of water we have
water"
me: *GASPS INTENSELY*
Chicago:is that dog food?is water dog food or a hamburger I MEAN WOOF WOOF BORK BARK boat DOG!
Tay lol me.to
"INSTEAD OF WATER, We have... WATER!!!!!"
OH MAH GAWD ITS WATER OoO
Water is so bootyful so bootyful😅😅
MAXY WAXY199 OH MY GAWD
Ok m gonna cry😢😢😅😅😅
4:32 can we just appreciate the sword skills for a second
“Ah I’m crazy! I’m a trump supporter!”
Tyler lost it and that’s the best part of that
The fact that it was so funny-
Cause it is
@@aciddrinker2194 fellow frying pan
I'm assuming Tyler's not a Trump fan? Lol
@@melinawells1520 I highly doubt it.
Funny part about it
Mark isn’t wrong
They are indeed batshit crazy
“I wish my wife weren’t dead”
“ *_???_* “
*Yeah she died pretty quick*
*she died in a h o u s e f i r e*
everywhere i go
@Mal G. oh you must be the wife
@Mal G. damn..
Tyler: you just showed his head in her mouth
Mark: she wanted it
Me: died laughing
Chica: (bark)
Ethan: she's calling the authorities
omg i also commented that without looking at yo comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Ethan: AAAAAAAAAA
Mark; shut up
Ethan; sorry...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵
I was trying not to die laughing...
It was 3am..
I woke my dogs-
*shoved
It's crazy to see him "formally " introduce Ethan for the first time to making the unspoken channel! I've watched this now twice but it's still hilarious 😂