same. if you do not rehearse for like a week every day for 20 minutes then you will either: a. Absolutely fucking assrape your conversation with the barber. b. Absolutely fuck up and make yourself awkward as fuck c. Accidentally miss out an important detail on how you want your hair done. or D, From not rehearsing you accidentally say something stupid like ''I want a number 16'' when you should have worded it to ''i just want my hair to be trimmed a little there''' because they will say there is no such thing as a number 16. (But technically there is) I'm going to get my hair cut in 2 days and i don't think i'm even ready yet. I always ask for the same hair cut but still, you easily get out of practise. I think the only time you don't need to worry about rehearsing if you been going to the same barber often so you made kind of like ''friends'' with them. I'm even worried about saying ''hello'' as i walk in because either i won't be heard by anyone, but that one person that will chuckle afterwards or there will just be a silence the moment i say hello and nobody will answer so i will just feel stupid for the whole time. This is why i don't think i will even say hello this time. In fact, no fucking way. I'm not saying hello when i walk in this time. Too risky.
@@thefakepie1126 I don't like barber shops with a bunch of people . They just look at you with their vagina lipped eyes everytime you get in the chair and they keep fucking doing it the entire time , only occasionally looking away to look at someone else . It's an awkward experience
Natalie Duran Thanks bro. Despite just watching the video, I had forgotten that funny quote. Fortunately, you quoted it with no input of your own so I can rest easy now.
When I was in 7th grade, our teacher would make us run laps around the blacktop in the morning. One day I was running and then this kid ran over one of my friends with an electric wheelchair.
Saleh Bhatti a pyramid scheme is a company that tried to recruit people to sell their shitty usually scam product by word of mouth. No actual employees usually get paid next to nothing and they are very illegal
Nikola95inYT *Adjust nerd glasses* Um, actually urine is basically water with *ammonia,* an ammonite is a cephalopod similar to the modern-day nautilus that went extinct during the same extinction event as the dinosaurs.
No, Danny, in this context, it's saying, "I'm better than a Christian or a Muslim." He was saying that he was better than Jesus because Jesus is Jewish and he's not. It's a highly questionable "joke" intended to be slightly shocking but relatively safe since humour is important to Jewish identity.
It is a statement, and a) True, b) in no way an insult c) funny because it is unexpected d) obviously raised your estrogen levels, which btw I find funny Before your panties get bunched, if you want to go off do so at the right targets. The channel didn't upset you, if it did you aren't smart enough to navigate to it and were helped. The video obviously did identify some barely smart enough to comprehend words convey meaning and I see in their comments much one might consider offensive because they are. That they identify the statement as reason to spew hatred is a lie and red herring. Go after the haters that RAIN ignorance. PS. It is exactly the same as saying I am not Christian or I am not Muslim or I am not Tall or I don't drive a Car or I don't have any Scars. None of which are insulting statements intended to harm or hurt anyone in the context written.
Wanna get depressed? The thing about intelligence vs hard work is close to the truth. IQ is mostly genetic, but conscientiousness, the trait relating to hard work and the ability to implement ideas, is also mostly genetic.
@@EresirThe1st If you dig deeper, social science is science in name only. Most studies can't be replicated. IQ has data and it's meaningless. That is the tricky thing. Read from Nassim Taleb his critique of IQ, search online, that will help you see where I am coming from.
I have a blue tongue skink. When I was researching about them before getting mine, I learned they are “friendly and intelligent”. I didn’t realize they meant friendly and intelligent for a lizard. I know this video isn’t about lizards, but, I just remembered that.
God damn it Ugin! This is what happens when you don't kill the Eldrazi, then you die, then a planeswalker goes back in time to stop you from dying and you sleep for a thousand years. Sorin and Nihri would be so disappointed in you if they were acting like cunts!
“The best way to give up on your dreams is to type them into the TH-cam search bar followed by done by a 5 year old Chinese girl” Ahh yes the classic poem; Roses are red, Violets are blue, There is always an Asian who is better than you
There might be a few 5 year old chinese girls who can do things better than me but there's probably over 5 million of them and I bet the only thing most of them do better than me is speak Chinese (and use chopsticks and ...)
Jellyfish are immortal in a sense that some of jellyfish's cells are capable of degenerating and reforming into new individuals. But if you consider that immortality, then if you clone yourself with your own cells, you would be immortal. (which is definitely doable barring ethical/financial issues aside)
Also lobsters aren't biologically immortal just have amazing longevity. It isn't uncommon for some species to exceed 100 years of age. And now I am realising that I have a tiny head so this joke could have flown over it.
I have both tattooed for this very reason. Be sure you're mentioning "biological" immortality, instead of just immortality. Then you don't get these smart assess correcting you. If they do, you circle back and emphasize BIOLOGICALLY immortal. The only reason lobsters die, is starvation at older ages. They continue to grow (increasing caloric requirements), and don't have enough time in the day to meet those increased requirements over time. If this need was met, they'd continue to live on. Forever.
When you mentioned the part about being able to ask for a haircut without rehearsing, I felt as though I'd learned a bit about myself. While I am saddened to learn that my place on the spectrum is lower than I'd hoped, I find some solace in the fact that my proclivity for failure is now justified, as I never truly had a chance at glory. For helping me to understand my place in the gene pool, you have earned this subscription.
those who say that can quote 2-3 lines from the show and like to feel smart, those who are smart realise that the humor in Rick an Morty is basically reskinned simpsons or southpark, with a little BBT added ( big words that say nothing mixed with inaccurate or falt out wrong scientific statements)... buut who knows, maybe I am the dumb guy
Thundermikeee I mean it's only unoriginal because it works in terms of being popular. Most stories out there, be it movies or books or shows, are just resins of older stories. We all kinda like the same things. That being said, I do think there are unique elements to every new show,which makes a lot of them fun to watch nonetheless. Especially blazed
I haven't been able to find a video of a 5 year-old chinese girl deadlifting 800lbs so if anyone could share a link that would be nice. Or maybe it's just so common that they don't bother filming those videos.
You can brag about being dedicated or motivated, but if you should brag about your IQ you're immediately thought of as a prideful, arrogant, sinful dweeb.
2:58 I agree, I was born with learning difficulties, could barely read or write and I could only understand two word instructions, but I dug deep, I mean really DUG deep and applied myself to rise above the disadvantages I was born with and as you can see by my wall post comment it work. Maybe its not much to some people, but I worked very hard to get here and that can apply to anyone, never give up.
Thanks guys i have decided to dump quite alot of my skill points into Intellect,Muscles and a big dick! when i get more i'll invet into some other things as well :D
This guy is just way too freaking real. The quote: "and being able to request a haircut without rehearsing beforehand," is sadly so relatable, that I am laughing my ass off. Yet at the same time I am also questioning my life, and this questioning of my life has led the tears of laughter to turn into tears of sadness and depression.
Something I'd be interested to see is something on the various types of intelligence, memory, math, logic, social, emotional, etc... There are actually some animals which have a greater degree of some of these than humans. For example, I was watching a program about chimps and some tests they were taking. They would flash a bunch of numbers in random locations all over a computer screen in a fraction of a second, and (compared to humans) the chimps did a far better job of not only seeing and remembering all the numbers, but exactly where on the screen each number was flashed. Chimps, while they have a lower over-all intellect maximum, they get there a lot quicker than we do. I saw a study where they took a baby chimp, and tested him along side a baby human for the first few years of their lives. The chimp baby was a lot smarter than the human baby (in regard to a certain set of tests which used visual queues) for a long time before the human started catching up. Then you get into things like "problem solving", and you find out that something as low on the evolutionary tree as an octopus has near human level problem solving abilities. It's kind of mind blowing.
I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN HE SAID "YOU'RE ALWAYS SMARTER OR BETTER THEN THEM IN SOME WAY" I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "HELL YEAH I CAN BEAT STEVEN HAWKING IN A RACE REAL QUICK" AND THEN HE SAID IT OMFG I LOVE YOU
0:19 checkifeaten and noteaten would be much better as a boolean method and variable respectively, since integers take up much more memory and I'm assuming checkifeaten just returns 0 or 1 anyways.
I laughed so hard and for so long that I had difficulty breathing when I heard the line: "At least it's a business model she can understand.... A triangle" My word that was brilliant.
Sometimes I watch your videos and worry if you're truly a toxic nihilistic being but then I'm laughing and realize at least if you are you're making the best content with it (shouts out Rome TW)
“Smoked him in the 100 meters” lol i had to pause it
"Jesus could turn water into wine, I'm not a jew"
Smar
Subham Anand Steven hawking can’t walk
@@chivikp5485 he would've hated that! Kinda fucks up his theories if a wormhole just gets infront if him and he ends up on the finnish line
@@chivikp5485 yeah i know. Still would've hated it xd
I can turn wine into pee.
Take that, jesus!
I can do the same trick with beer..... And I also can turn beer to a belly...
Take that Jesus... :-P
I can turn wine into regrettable mistakes
+Eliko RDT But OH HO HOOO BEER I ALREADY PEE
Soothing Fire Note to self: "If you ever find a beer named 'Soothing Fire' do not drink!!!"
Thanks for the head start :-)
The entire comment section is basically a library of his quotes in this video
Stop using the five year old Chinese thing for creepy shit, you sick fucks.
Thats the entire comment section of every video on youtube nowadays
kuqi yeah, most youtube commenters really lack any original thought
Ahhh you got the gist of social media comments I see
semih yılmaz nighterterter youre being ironic i hope
"Asking for a haircut without rehearsing beforehand." Impossible, it's even hard with rehearsing. There's a reason I have long hair.
same. if you do not rehearse for like a week every day for 20 minutes then you will either:
a. Absolutely fucking assrape your conversation with the barber.
b. Absolutely fuck up and make yourself awkward as fuck
c. Accidentally miss out an important detail on how you want your hair done.
or D, From not rehearsing you accidentally say something stupid like ''I want a number 16'' when you should have worded it to ''i just want my hair to be trimmed a little there''' because they will say there is no such thing as a number 16. (But technically there is)
I'm going to get my hair cut in 2 days and i don't think i'm even ready yet. I always ask for the same hair cut but still, you easily get out of practise. I think the only time you don't need to worry about rehearsing if you been going to the same barber often so you made kind of like ''friends'' with them. I'm even worried about saying ''hello'' as i walk in because either i won't be heard by anyone, but that one person that will chuckle afterwards or there will just be a silence the moment i say hello and nobody will answer so i will just feel stupid for the whole time. This is why i don't think i will even say hello this time. In fact, no fucking way. I'm not saying hello when i walk in this time. Too risky.
Good luck my guy
right ??? I hate getting haircut , I'm probably never gonna get a haircut again , it's been 1 year I haven't cut my hair ...
@@thefakepie1126 I don't like barber shops with a bunch of people . They just look at you with their vagina lipped eyes everytime you get in the chair and they keep fucking doing it the entire time , only occasionally looking away to look at someone else . It's an awkward experience
I can’t relate to this in the slightest is something wrong with me
"Jesus could turn water into wine"
"I'm not a Jew"
Now that's a highlight
But Jews don't believe in Jesus that's Christians
+Mark Mansour why?
+Richmond Abbey-Quaye
Jesus was a jew. Has nothing to do with jewish beliefs
Well that was amazing
Waack Wak Wak Wak wak
"Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an 8 year old, so pretty stupid"
I was the 420th like (;
Why does he sound like Morgan Freeman there?
Look up elephants are gross
Natalie Duran Thanks bro. Despite just watching the video, I had forgotten that funny quote. Fortunately, you quoted it with no input of your own so I can rest easy now.
Fair point fortnite’s player base is mainly 8 year olds
"The elephant is as smart as a 8 year old child"
When I was 8 I was still running into glass doors
I was doing that when I was 14. You're not as stupid as some.
In your defence some glass doors and be really hard to see
When I was 8 I was able to do advanced algebra. #silentflex
At 8 i could eat anything without getting sick
I did that like a week ago
"At least it was a business model she can understand.......a triangle" best line.
I dont get that one can you explain
Saleh Bhatti pyramid scheme.
Nah, the best line was right at the end.
matthew mcCoy.....I still don't get it...?hahahhhahha
@@aminebrahmi8034 lmgtfy.com/?q=pyramid+scheme
"Gorrillas are really smart, so if you ever thought dropping your kid in a dolphin cage is fun..."
😂
Dicks out for Harambe
"Just a thought..."
dicksoutforharamabe
Dolphins are one of the 3 dangerous d's. Durians, Darts, and Dolphins.
"smoked him in the hundred meter"
idk electric wheel chairs can be pretty fast sometimes.
Especially if mr bean got a hold of it.
m.th-cam.com/video/5u4FU5Q6j8Q/w-d-xo.html
Bruh just live the vibe bro bruh bro fr
리주민 I thought exactly the same...
When I was in 7th grade, our teacher would make us run laps around the blacktop in the morning. One day I was running and then this kid ran over one of my friends with an electric wheelchair.
As an electric wheelchair user, I can confirm. My current one goes up to 10km/ph 😂😂😂
I watched this on the day Steven Hawkings died. It took awhile, but your sick burn finally got to him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I should NOT find this hilarious 😓
But it actually made me Lol
KEN BEE Yeah you can
Damn that two years ago
RIP Steven hawking
"So, pretty stupid." I'm weak XD
That was my favorite line. lol
"And let me tell you if you thought dropping your kid in the dolphin enclosure was fun.... just a thought"
Brandy Verdon I bet I could beat you in an arm wrestle
Brandy Verdon that had me laughing too lol
Brandy Verdon and what's wroooong with that?
I did not expect that ending. Absolutely hilarious.
Really, that ending got me so good
David Mullenix the ending “quacking” according to autocaptions is “Franck ribéry quickly”.
The whole "Plugging in USBs after only 3-4 tries" was a homerun.
Usually the usb is upsidown and I do it once or twice
I don't understand the struggle people have with usbs... just put the empty side on top and push the thing in...
@@PotatoMC1 when its 2am and you are drunk becouse you finally managed to go out its suprisingly difficult
Kiruuttori oh that makes sense. I guess I don’t relate because I never leave the house.
@@PotatoMC1 i though so about a half year ago as well, htne university came...
“Being able to request a haircut without rehearsing beforehand.”
That truly takes supreme intelligence to do.
Thanks
"At least it's a business model she could understand: A triangle."
Fuck me dead, subbed.
I liked the subtle "increasingly diluted client base" jab immediately before it.
Captain obvious strikes again
+
yeah this guy is lit
Well sometimes it's nice to have a captain obvious because I didn't get it initialy :P
"Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meter dash."
"Fuckin smoked him in the 100 meters"* close tho
there was an attempt
shut the fuck up abby
+dsadad21 tf did Abby do?
+eric g Some elephants are thought to be as intelligent as an eight year old child.
"A triangle." This channel is too good.
i dont understand that one plz explain
Saleh Bhatti Pyramid Scheme business model
And conspiracy/Illuminati pun
that made me smile
Saleh Bhatti a pyramid scheme is a company that tried to recruit people to sell their shitty usually scam product by word of mouth. No actual employees usually get paid next to nothing and they are very illegal
Casually explained
By a five year old Chinese girl
ooooooohhhh burn🔥
this is advanced humor
I do t get it
Where the comments at
Damn.
cool profile picture
"Jesus could turn water into wine. I'm not a Jew."
GOD DAMN. I was expecting "I can turn wine into water" or something.
Ikr
IceDragon978 I can turn wine into urine
tshred666 which is basically a water with some ammonite. But still won't drink it
Nikola95inYT *Adjust nerd glasses* Um, actually urine is basically water with *ammonia,* an ammonite is a cephalopod similar to the modern-day nautilus that went extinct during the same extinction event as the dinosaurs.
Bob Willson You are goddamn right.
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS MORGAN FREEMAN IMPRESSION
SAME
@Mistjor tf ur not a fkn god or smth ur pfp is literally well jokes on u im into that shit
Ngl, I wasn't quite sure if that was him, or an actual clip of Morgan
@@1hourloops982 fuck u
When you mention it it makes it less fun
Fucking smoked him in the 100 meter dash
I laughed so hard at the 100m Steven hawking joke.
Ionlymadethistoleavecoments same
Rip Steven hawking
Yea it's sad... The joke isn't as funny now that he is gone :(
Neurofied Yamato but u can still outrun him
“Fucking smoked him in the 100 meters”
"fuking smoked him in the hundred meters" this killed me dude
"Fuckin' smoked him in the hundred meters" OH MY GOD I DIED
Hahaha! No shit! Did not see that one coming!
I feel like that was a bit to far
wow hilarious makes me crack up get it because he is disabled right so its funny because he cant smoke weed in a 100 meter dash
if you don't find that funny explain why. that was hilarious
+Mark Donald I think you have a shitty sense of humor.
That "I'm not a Jew" really caught me off guard. Glad not every succumbs to political correctness
*Semitcal correctness
Glad some grammar good english...
>Making a joke now makes you anti-PC
Wow its fucking nothing
No, Danny, in this context, it's saying, "I'm better than a Christian or a Muslim." He was saying that he was better than Jesus because Jesus is Jewish and he's not. It's a highly questionable "joke" intended to be slightly shocking but relatively safe since humour is important to Jewish identity.
It is a statement, and a) True, b) in no way an insult c) funny because it is unexpected d) obviously raised your estrogen levels, which btw I find funny
Before your panties get bunched, if you want to go off do so at the right targets. The channel didn't upset you, if it did you aren't smart enough to navigate to it and were helped. The video obviously did identify some barely smart enough to comprehend words convey meaning and I see in their comments much one might consider offensive because they are. That they identify the statement as reason to spew hatred is a lie and red herring. Go after the haters that RAIN ignorance.
PS. It is exactly the same as saying I am not Christian or I am not Muslim or I am not Tall or I don't drive a Car or I don't have any Scars. None of which are insulting statements intended to harm or hurt anyone in the context written.
There are lots of people taller, stronger, smarter, and prettier than me... but I can fold a fitted sheet in under a minute. \m/
Fiona Vaughn
Teach me your ways master
I'm pretty good at failing to do most things, does this count? lolol
Wtf is a fitted sheet
Ok Google Chinese 5 year old folding a fitted sheet in under a minute
But are they more kinder than you?
"At least it's a business model that she could understand.... ..... ... a triangle."
HAHAHAH
That Morgan Freeman imitation tho
yea lol
Jesus turned water into wine
I turned water into piss
A modern-day Messiah!
lol
I turn wine into piss
Bare grils turns piss into piss
I turned piss into more piss!
1:57 "A triangle" damn, this is just too funny for how bored he sounds!
It's called deadpan.
One might almost say it's like a pyramid
Or a reverse funnel...
I know savage
Julien Gómez yeahh it's always sunny in Philadelphia
Wanna get depressed?
The thing about intelligence vs hard work is close to the truth. IQ is mostly genetic, but conscientiousness, the trait relating to hard work and the ability to implement ideas, is also mostly genetic.
@Likeaboss Gamer so you're at the essential oil business too ? xD
Ikr, like I can remember model numbers and play some songs by ear but good luck finding me out of bed at a reasonable hour.
Without starting a flaming war, IQ is a pseudoscientific measure invented by psychologists so they look like "real science" , read like physics
Online IQ tests give you a score of 135 if you answer all questions wrong
@@EresirThe1st If you dig deeper, social science is science in name only. Most studies can't be replicated. IQ has data and it's meaningless. That is the tricky thing. Read from Nassim Taleb his critique of IQ, search online, that will help you see where I am coming from.
Last 10 seconds of the video ---> subscribed
3:25 ?
lel [HP]
fuck yes
Same
Deadass
congratulations, you have been blessed by the front page of reddit
"blessed"
Which sub? I haven't seen it yet.
Ridiculously Cursed*
Can't wait for the athiesm comments on every video for now until the end of time
my brover knows u
"I'm not a Jew"
NOT expected on one of these huge channels
LOL
yeah that caught me out
TRIGGERED
Being not a Jew is great, try it
SHOT FUCKING FIRED
"One of these huge channels" He basically popped out of nowhere in the last few months.
I have a blue tongue skink. When I was researching about them before getting mine, I learned they are “friendly and intelligent”. I didn’t realize they meant friendly and intelligent for a lizard. I know this video isn’t about lizards, but, I just remembered that.
This sarcastic humour will never get old, and the art is perfect. Loved this channel ever since "Is She Into You?" came out.
Same. I’ve also been watching sam o nella for some while so this channel was right up my alley
Rome Total War, those were the good times.
And medieval ll ;)
still play both games
me too :P
Mate I still have Rome: Total War
Yea but a lot of guys I subscribe to still play it a ton m2tw
I'm so glad you can leave voice messages as comments now!!!
My opinion below:
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Oh. Wow. (-_-)b
You fucker hahaha
🙊👌👌👌
People that fall for these things are the ones that do the iq tests on fb
+sabz20005 well put lol 😂
"Im not a Jew"
Me: *chokes on tea*
i dont get the joke can you explain?
@@BayBugra the whole joke is just a perpetuation of baseless hatred for jews.
@@jogandsp thanks
@@jogandsp baseless? BASELESS???!!! IS THAT HOW YOU WANT TO GO? YOU GEN Z ####?!
@@chloroplast8611 ??
I may have graduated with a 2.4 gpa but I can probably kick your ass in world of warcraft
***** I was trying to make a joke
***** I'm too busy playing world of warcraft to go to college
I have the brain of a child, but I am good at physically choking other scared humans...
Kyubea Thank you!
Nemenon you only have 2400 rating gpa reflects rating lol... I can't get past 1900... ;(
So I didn't understand any of this...but I think he's trying to call me stoopid.
u r stoobid
*****
I is :(
twitchster77 very
I am so smart. I am so smart. S.M.R.T.... I mean S.M.A.R.T.
God damn it Ugin! This is what happens when you don't kill the Eldrazi, then you die, then a planeswalker goes back in time to stop you from dying and you sleep for a thousand years. Sorin and Nihri would be so disappointed in you if they were acting like cunts!
"Im not a jew" jesus got rkt
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
OHHHHH MY FICKING GODDDD
get 360 crucified
Damn, I'm a Jew.
+Mr Mo
i am also a jew...
Hahaahahahahahahah
That's the way do be smart in this world
Taylor swift fucks around
I don't +1
“The best way to give up on your dreams is to type them into the TH-cam search bar followed by done by a 5 year old Chinese girl”
Ahh yes the classic poem;
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There is always an Asian
who is better than you
There might be a few 5 year old chinese girls who can do things better than me but there's probably over 5 million of them and I bet the only thing most of them do better than me is speak Chinese (and use chopsticks and ...)
David Willis I bet a 5 years old chinese girl is better at being a 5 years old chinese girl than you
@@davidwillis7991 5 year old chinese children do a lot of things well...
Like making my iPhone and Nike's
@@ingenuity23 that’s only if their IQs lower than 270, the smart ones can work outside of the sweatshops
@@kja6336 *the joke flew right over that head didn't it*
omg i love this, i think i might subscribe already
ok, i finished every single video
casually explain communism ;)
that's a really good one.
Communism v capitalism
He should title it: How to cripple your economy with these 5 easy steps.
caminaplism
+Puking Panda as we see if we compare for example north and south korea or east and west germany :)
The last 30 seconds are amazing.
Gifted people
Me: "Hey I get straight A's a lot!"
"Intense and prolonged focus"
Me: "nevermind"
Hey I can get that for a solid 5 minutes, a prolonged 5 minutes that is.
0:55 is that real morgan freeman?
alphie k nah just a really good impression
no it's Drake
pretty sure it's meant to be Sir David Attenborough
that was awesome
no it is not
That pause at Harambe ...
Jellyfish are immortal.
So are lobsters.
Jellyfish are immortal in a sense that some of jellyfish's cells are capable of degenerating and reforming into new individuals.
But if you consider that immortality, then if you clone yourself with your own cells, you would be immortal. (which is definitely doable barring ethical/financial issues aside)
Also lobsters aren't biologically immortal just have amazing longevity. It isn't uncommon for some species to exceed 100 years of age. And now I am realising that I have a tiny head so this joke could have flown over it.
I have both tattooed for this very reason. Be sure you're mentioning "biological" immortality, instead of just immortality. Then you don't get these smart assess correcting you. If they do, you circle back and emphasize BIOLOGICALLY immortal.
The only reason lobsters die, is starvation at older ages. They continue to grow (increasing caloric requirements), and don't have enough time in the day to meet those increased requirements over time. If this need was met, they'd continue to live on. Forever.
so is Jesus P.S. " I'm not a Jew"
The computer mouse at 0:35 almost made me spit out my coffee…
Can plug in a USB after 2 or 3 tries
I went to one try somewhere after 20.. there is a hope!
@@sadisticgirl_ Liar. Noone can do that in one try.
I can plug in usb's first try. But my career is in I.T., so...
I do it on first try
I have an IQ of 560 and go 0-60 in 3.2 seconds.
Yeah, I'm pretty badass.
😂😂😂
m y G T R i s f a s t e r a n d s m a r t e r
mtb416 but can you play competitive pokemon
*Ur pretty bad and an ass
You're Superman?
Jesus can turn water into wine? Well I can turn wine into urine. BEAT THAT
nice!
9 minutes before your comment
+U Wot M8 : I can turn wine into piss.
you're unoriginal
L
+Dexorne Nice find
"Fucking smoked him in the 100m"
In reality, Hawking would show up with Colin Furze's 60mph mobility scooter
When you mentioned the part about being able to ask for a haircut without rehearsing, I felt as though I'd learned a bit about myself. While I am saddened to learn that my place on the spectrum is lower than I'd hoped, I find some solace in the fact that my proclivity for failure is now justified, as I never truly had a chance at glory. For helping me to understand my place in the gene pool, you have earned this subscription.
I've been playing the violin for nearly 10 years now and there's always that ONE FUQIN CHINESE 5 YEAR OLD GIRL THAT MAKES U FEEL LIKE SHET
And those who watch Rick and Morty are the pinnacle of intelligence
They're more like the Death Valley dwellers of intelligence. *cough*
True level bitch....
those who say that can quote 2-3 lines from the show and like to feel smart, those who are smart realise that the humor in Rick an Morty is basically reskinned simpsons or southpark, with a little BBT added ( big words that say nothing mixed with inaccurate or falt out wrong scientific statements)...
buut who knows, maybe I am the dumb guy
Josue Santana i wouldnt go that far, its simply unoriginal, but what isnt these days
Thundermikeee I mean it's only unoriginal because it works in terms of being popular. Most stories out there, be it movies or books or shows, are just resins of older stories. We all kinda like the same things. That being said, I do think there are unique elements to every new show,which makes a lot of them fun to watch nonetheless. Especially blazed
Line savers: "{ on same line as the condition"
Sepratists: "{ on its own line"
Casualy explained: 0:19 "} at less indent than the condition"
That caused me physical pain when I noticed, I just thought it was just mismatched braces at first.
welp there goes google hiring him
He did say he dropped out of school in "causally explained: fomo"
Haircut without rehearsing hits way to close to home
"I'm actually really smart" = potentially moderately smart, but with extremely low self-esteem.
You actually missed one before jellyfish and worms: "My teammates on League of Legends"
2:34 “fuckswithducks”
Wot.
Rome 1 popped up and i got some nostalgic ass feels. You just tricked me into subbing
I haven't been able to find a video of a 5 year-old chinese girl deadlifting 800lbs so if anyone could share a link that would be nice.
Or maybe it's just so common that they don't bother filming those videos.
Link me a video of you deadlifting 800lbs using your inteligence
@@lynxcs145 if you do that with your intelligence you're practically charles xavier
@@collinsepulveda8873 lmao
Stoopid, they don't have poinds in CHina, they got killergrams. Besides - falun gung.
@@rabokarabekian409 i'm acually a 9 year old chinese girl and no i do not live in china and cant do einstein maths
Jessica got rekt.
This is unexpected
This is my favorite video of yours! Nice work
this video was like a pretty tasty burger that you hocked a casual racism phlegm bomb onto at the end
It made the burger even more tasty.
I know right? It was a very funny video
yeah, that was awkward
fuck you and your jewish ass
It's just a joke tho
I'm still waiting on a channel trailer called "Casually Explained: Casually Explained"
The mouse wire should be on the other side
+derpy153 shh that's design and innovation (lenny face)
I think it was supposed to be a tail
Originally, that's where they put the cord
+Mike Nechifor ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) here, copy and paste (if you're on pc)
I think he wanted to replicate a real life mouse with that illustration
2:52 directions unclear, ended up on the hub, FBI at door, help
You can brag about being dedicated or motivated, but if you should brag about your IQ you're immediately thought of as a prideful, arrogant, sinful dweeb.
"lul i huv iq uf 200000000000 lik tutully" is what you'd usually hear from stupid ass people
Taco.
Jack Beam thanks I edited it
Meep Ster Np, dude.
Absolutely. Didn't Donald Trump once say "my IQ is one of the highest"?
2:58 I agree, I was born with learning difficulties, could barely read or write and I could only understand two word instructions, but I dug deep, I mean really DUG deep and applied myself to rise above the disadvantages I was born with and as you can see by my wall post comment it work. Maybe its not much to some people, but I worked very hard to get here and that can apply to anyone, never give up.
Hey that’s really great! I’m happy for you. Congratulations
Hey im currently a level 1 fetus i would like some tips in putting my skill points into the required skill tree. thanks.
Dump most of them into intelligence, sure you may get bullied at school by people who focused DEX or STR but they scale horribly into the late game.
Invest them all into the big dick tree
Alternatively speccing into a high CHR female is a good buildpath
Thanks guys i have decided to dump quite alot of my skill points into Intellect,Muscles and a big dick! when i get more i'll invet into some other things as well :D
Kappa
4 years old and I still feel the need to comment about the mouse cord sticking out the back of the mouse.
Did my boy just say he's better than Jesus because he's not a Jew? 😂
Easy there Tony Soprano
(Im pretty sure hes the Devil)
C-64 it was just a gas
This guy is just way too freaking real. The quote: "and being able to request a haircut without rehearsing beforehand," is sadly so relatable, that I am laughing my ass off. Yet at the same time I am also questioning my life, and this questioning of my life has led the tears of laughter to turn into tears of sadness and depression.
It’ll be okay TJ Leilo
Something I'd be interested to see is something on the various types of intelligence, memory, math, logic, social, emotional, etc... There are actually some animals which have a greater degree of some of these than humans.
For example, I was watching a program about chimps and some tests they were taking. They would flash a bunch of numbers in random locations all over a computer screen in a fraction of a second, and (compared to humans) the chimps did a far better job of not only seeing and remembering all the numbers, but exactly where on the screen each number was flashed.
Chimps, while they have a lower over-all intellect maximum, they get there a lot quicker than we do. I saw a study where they took a baby chimp, and tested him along side a baby human for the first few years of their lives. The chimp baby was a lot smarter than the human baby (in regard to a certain set of tests which used visual queues) for a long time before the human started catching up.
Then you get into things like "problem solving", and you find out that something as low on the evolutionary tree as an octopus has near human level problem solving abilities. It's kind of mind blowing.
Let the octopus fix your life
This is the best one I have seen thus far.
Harambe come back to us :'(
when you're so early the vid dont even work
haha tbh
+warr sythe that sentence makes literally no sense." Haha tbh" translates into haha to be honest
Vivid Suicide Well, I could go a fuck or two huh? Don't take it too literal.
+Vivid Suicide I believe the person is in the basic human category
When you're so early the video doesn't exist yet.
Good thing you can leave voice comments so here's my opinion
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haha! Ya got me you SOB! =)
not bad i fell for it
I hope this is original
+Einshine Banana No, it's not. I've seen five comments identical to this today. Please ignore this simple creature.
So original
0:19 That code was absolutely masterful! I do hope Google hires you! XD
[Insert unoriginal joke: "Are you sure about that?"]
"Stephen Hawking advanced the theory of the universe." RIP my dude
I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN HE SAID "YOU'RE ALWAYS SMARTER OR BETTER THEN THEM IN SOME WAY" I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "HELL YEAH I CAN BEAT STEVEN HAWKING IN A RACE REAL QUICK" AND THEN HE SAID IT OMFG I LOVE YOU
r/thathappened
Well now absolutely anyone can. Because he's dead. :(
RIP
The Pip I'm glad he is
cameron reynolds um wut
I'm guessing the triangle thing means she got into a pyramid scheme?
3:32 looks like somebody predicted Untitled Goose Game
0:19 checkifeaten and noteaten would be much better as a boolean method and variable respectively, since integers take up much more memory and I'm assuming checkifeaten just returns 0 or 1 anyways.
HalogeN and main would be void (wouldn't it)
Oftentimes "int main" is used to return errors, but "void" also works.
The code looks to be C, not C++. ANSI C does not have a boolean type. The claim that integers use "much more memory" is also overstated.
I laughed so hard and for so long that I had difficulty breathing when I heard the line:
"At least it's a business model she can understand.... A triangle"
My word that was brilliant.
I love how you always add some random C code for random facts in your videos, makes it funny as a software dev
I like the "Fucks with Ducks" reference xD
nice c code my dude
Hassan Ali looks like c# for expect the return(0), we have just "return 0;"
Meh. Would have used a boolean instead of an int for "noteaten."
J P
Doesn't really matter. Both can be used to indicate if true or false sooo
Crying potatoes That's true, but I think he was saying that if it were C#, it would be a Boolean instead of using int.
It could be either but Boolean Types aren't in the C98 standards by default so a flag works just as well. Also unnecessary use of == operator...
lololol. "Smoke him in the 100 meters."
Sometimes I watch your videos and worry if you're truly a toxic nihilistic being but then I'm laughing and realize at least if you are you're making the best content with it (shouts out Rome TW)
"Jesus turned water into wine" "Im not a jew"😂😂😂😂
Subscribed😆👍
+Radical Memes as low, as not having anything else to do in life,but nitpick into random strangers comments.
+Radical Memes I am pretty low,but then that makes you even lower just now.
+Radical Memes Yes, I would know how low you are,just how low you know I am with your lowness.
+Radical Memes To the window!!!!!!!
I wanted to know where fish and insects are on this scale.
They're at the bottom with jellyfish and worm.
+Leroy Hienz Worms*. It's plural. You're obviously down that end of the spectrum as well.
+OpinionatedTurkey just a typo m8. No need to get so pissed about it
+Leroy Hienz It's just a joke breh, calm down.
There right next to you on the scale
If you think dropping a kid in a dolphin exhibit
0:35 shittiest joke ever but ive been cracking up for like 10mins lmao😂