How I broke my hand playing Calculator for Nintendo Switch
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 มิ.ย. 2021
- The extremely intense tale of how one speedrunner flew too close to the sun and thought he could control the laws of mathematics himself.
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BUILT DIFFERENT
agreed
aww
chair
factual
Interesting
He used 1% of his power, but his body couldn't handle it...
He's just like Midoriya
@@annameier1320 I was just about to comment about that too lol
He did the kaioken X1000 😨
@@annameier1320 you beat me to it x)
@@annameier1320 Darn someone said it before me...
Imagine going up to the Hospital and they ask “How did this happen” and Eric goes “Well you see I was attempting to speed run calculator for Nintendo Switch”
I wish we could’ve at least heard the conversation
I would have straight up lie from the embarassment
“You.. you what? Is that a new game or something?”
“Uhm, no.. you see I needed to beat an ant-“
“Leave.”
This comment goes from first person to second person lol
@@sagescribe_ Same 😂
I remember a friend and I once had a discussion on what the safest object in school was.
You could choke on markers, potentially hurt yourself with the whiteboard if you somehow took it off the wall, you could jump off a desk, etc
We eventually agreed on calculators, our reasoning being that the worst a calculator could do is make you slip.
I now wish I had a time machine so I could inform my past self that someone would break their wrist while playing with a calculator.
To be fair, I would have never thought someone could break their wrist with a calculator.
Technically you can't actually, he broke his wrist using a remote to use the calculator, so the CONTROL is what broke his wrist lol
@@doubleaabattery7562 controller has buttons. so does calculator. point stands
I don’t think it’s possible to swallow an entire marker. Maybe the cap of it.
@@killitarsmile4272 no
6:35 he pressed the button so fast he made it to infinity in 2 seconds
Bro reached 100% of his power to push the button rapidly 5000x faster than the speed of light
he accidentally pressed +
@@GeorgeIsRandom it’s a joke
@@ARandomTexanuhm askully its a joke
Friendly reminder that his bio on twitch says "Aggressively mediocre at all the game I play. *Let's hope I break the games first before I break myself."*
Guess he failed lmao
@@afajardo9938 NO, No Game maz Break him but calculator isn't a game
@@c_p_t_cold7655 ???
@@c_p_t_cold7655 wut
fury??
You know sh*ts about to go down when Eric narrates a Sun Tzu quote
Ye
Lol
dis be some technoblade shit
Only master minds read Sun Tzu and understands it
Yup
Doctor: So how did you break your hand?
Pointcrow: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
just watched this guy pummel disguised toast in the face multiple times and now i'm watching him take an L from a calculator
Spending 10 dollars to break your hand on a speedrun. Worth it
Probably a shit ton more with a doctor visit in the US lol
Yes
@@LeShiny-mg1cd no, no he can't. Nintendo had absolutely nothing to do with this, and everyone knows that.
If you can get sub 1 minute, yes
Don’t forget the medical bills
“Don’t ever do something you can’t explain to paramedics”
-some guy I forgot who
Wise words lol
That’s something everyone should live by
That was Einstein I think
Nah Steven Hawking
-Sun Tzu
7:16 man’s hands became the iPhone keyboard typing sound
Nah. It's a light switch.
you turn me on and off like a light switch 🎶
I had this happen to me although it was Hades and it was my left thumb. This is why taking breaks during gaming and listening to your body is important.
Mans experienced all 5 stages of grief trying to explain how he broke it
grief has 5 stages tho.....unless ur saying he discovered 2 more
@@scieneaux8236 I meant 5 stages my bad
@@Marley_Jones must of mixed it up with 7 deadly sins
@@scieneaux8236 anger, part two; and acceptance but this time it's mixed with a little bit of despair so it's slightly more spicy
He wrote a goddamn essay and a half
Crow: beats botw with a dance pad
Also crow: breaks his wrist using a calculator app
game* (full of lore)
When did he beat botw with a dance pad
@@Prsfgeq5289 yeah
why do you think he used a dance pad?
a dance pad doesnt use his arms.
in the army we had barracks the same way. We had an old calculator and the task was to get the highest result in our 24h shift. the record is somewhere around 69420
Nice
May 12th: breaks his hand playing calculator
May 12th, 2023: totk releases
They did it so you didnt break your hand again
"Please stretch" - a concerned viewer from Twitch Chat
Timestamp?
@@roxxyir11 5:26 "Please stretch" ~Itnlitten9
I saw that one lol xD
There’s something so funny about the dramatic narration as crow types 8008 with a blank face
Doctor: so what happened?
PointCrow: I played calculator too much
I really want to know what was going through the doctor’s head when you told him you got hurt playing calculator
@@ailithtwinning6806 probably “I had too many drinks before this”
I really don't get paid enough, do I?
Why did I choose this path ?
@@mist6250 wow still not enough
Doctor: wait... how did you break your hand with a calculator..?
Crow: ...
Crow: "I was speedrunning calculator."
Doc: but how?
Crow: ...
The fact that you managed to break your wrist playing the calculator game kills me
It didn’t actually break.
Ok but it kind of did you know what I mean right
@@singleguyjack8007 Yeah, in a sense since he can’t really be using it.
Hahaha I was born with something that broke my wrist, just had my third surgery. Maybe being an artist and gamer were bad ideas lmao…
Honestly I just love this channel. Always so incredibly funny and creative and just so humble.
So sorry for your Hand though, thats really unfortunate
Damn I really thought he was gonna say he broke a whole bone trying to play a calculator
So not only have these challenges broke him mentality, now there starting to break him physically-
You’re laughing, he broke his hand speedrunning calculator and you’re laughing.
I'm more upset by the fact a *calculator* is $10 on the switch
Yes im laughing
And it was epic
He used his tears to push the buttons after he broke his hands...and you're laughing.
@@sivartb7273 yes
Yes i am
iin my defense, so is he
8:25 car turn signal noise
As an osu player I just realized that my tapping wrist makes a loud cracking noise when moving my wrist up and down 😅
"That's right my dear grandson, I once broke my hand playing a Nintendo Switch video game"
"Wow grandpa that's so badass!! What game?"
"Well uhhhh it's kinda hard to explain"
I spat my milk out reading this
"Ehh... It was called... Hmm... AH!!! ZE CALQULATOR, only people like Richard could play it... but even he failed after a time"
(It's a reference to the amazing world of gumball show)
@@Moloxer I get it Cal-u-la-tar
I have seen that so many times
@@Poopy_Monster
Must've been the "hard to explain" part, because I made up the joke
When are you gonna beat my sub 30 run
Never, ants have more legs to mash than crows
He wont
@@Lord_Cuddles OOOO
never, these hands weren't built for math
@@PointCrow O_o
1:43 we all know what he was spelling on the calculator 💀💀
7:51 must’ve had fun telling the other doctors about that
imagine having collector's anxiety AND tendonitis
He's starting an injury collection to satisfy his collector's anxiety
@@peytongolding7544 YESSSSSSS
@@peytongolding7544 oh yes
Hey guys, Pointcrow here, do you ever get calculators anxiety?
@@Jack-mg4co lol
This is one of those absurd stories you tell your grandchildren when you are old.
"I watched a man break his hand by speedrunning a calculator. Funniest shit i've ever seen."
My dude, I hope your wrist is doing well now. I hurt my wrists two years ago, and still have flare ups doing the most minimal things. Wish you the best
man clicked so hard that he became the controller
Alternative title: How Eric got his ass whooped by a calculator but dramatic
I love ur profile pic so much, cyno fans rise up
That light made me laugh uncontrollably
Doctor: so how did you break your hand?
PointCrow: I pressed a button… a lot
The button A or just a button?
Yes
@@CatSurfer yes
Doctor: so how did you break your hand?
PointCrow: I pressed a button... a lot
Watch me get more likes now
4 so far
Personally, I broke my hand (and keyboard!) from funking on a friday night with this real pissed clown zombie thing who comes from nevada
I wonder if he actually told his doctor he broke his wrist on a calculator
tendonitis is not the same as a broken hand. coming from someone who ACTUALLY broke my left hand while skateboarding.
You’re so special for breaking your hand broski
This was a tear-jerking adventure. Possibly the most beautiful story I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. The emotional high points were beyond amazing, and character development from everyday life, to the crushing fear of losing one's job, only to rise to the occasion at the end was truly heartfelt.
fake, also gay
@@norical64 In three words you have perfectly summed up the deep meaning of human nature. Is it that we as people are inherintly fake? Is it that our view points mean little in the grand scheme of things? The addition of the last two words brings to light a rather serious tone which helps to ground your story in modern day issues, bringing it full circle. A well structured piece, that put together, paints a rather disturbing picture of modern society.
this thread is k i L L I Ng me
@@norical64 girl-
@@sircheese288 are you study philosophy or something jeez
I’d say it’s also the perfect time to check out any game with one handed accessibility options! It would be interesting and ALSO you’re making sure your other hand is staying strong.
Yes. Pokemon SwSh has a comfort mode setting for playing one handed. I don't know how good it is, but he doesn't have to resort to accessibility devices for people who had limited motion in both hands
@@AbsolXGuardian i think most pokemon does, its L = A right? i know gen 4 has it, the ones on the gba might too
This is also the world record for getting injured i’m using calculator on the nintendo switch
“‘If the mind is willing, the flesh could go on and on without many things,’ Sun Tzu. ‘Or in the case of a calculator speedrun; where the flesh gives up halfway through and your wrist is left in excruciating pain,’ PointCrow. This is that story. The story how a mere calculator broke me.” PointCrow 2021
Imagine going to the doctor, he asks, "What were you doing when you broke your hand?" You respond, "I was using a calculator on my Nintendo Switch"
Well, I've heard stranger things in my past career as a nurse. (Some idiot literally managed to make a water bottle explode by putting it in a microwave and then throwing it. How tf do you ever think that's a good idea?)
he didnt break his hand tho
@@nikkiofthevalley wouldn't be surprised if anyone got some wacky stuff stuck on their ass during your career
@@fabioj- shh
There's a technique called rolling that was recently developed in the NES Tetris community and allows for faster presses and less strain on muscles and joints. It's inspired by drumming techniques
(It's both safer and faster because it uses muscles more efficiently. Every finger of one hand taps on the back of the controller in a rolling motion to bring the button up to the waiting finger of the other hand)
man, 'press 1 + 1 as fast as you can' is what i used to do to kill time in middle school with an actual physical calculator, can't believe its a serious speedrun category
You can still mash with the wrist brace that’s all I’m saying
“Whats 9+10?”
Eric- “AHHH MY HAND”
*Vietnam Flashbacks*
"It's not a speedrun without time improvement"
That's kind of profound
0:30 little did we know… 2 years from then… Tears of the Kingdom would release.
I thought that too
0:06 Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a LITTLE more about calculator app than you do pal 'cause he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no other living being could beat him in the ring of honour! -waitaminit
Only he can brake his hand on a literal CALCULATOR.
Man hit the brakes on these funny comments
hi obviusly real desbug!!1
@@mariano0435 he’s not pretending to be desbug, he’s a completely different persona
@@redpepper74 bruh😂😂
Break :-:
You see doc, there's this thing called speedruning, which basically is beating games on the least time possible and [proceeds to explain BoTW strategies]
Why is this so funny lmao
"okay and there's this tech called windbombs..."
I just realized this happened exactly 2 years before TotK is released.
I heard a story about an early Olympian (Ancient Greece Olympics) who was wrestling in the final match, died in a position where his opponent tapped out, and won. He died in the process, but he got the W.
I'm not sure if said story is true, or just a way to get a bunch of early teen aged guys focused and motivated for a hockey game, but the story has stuck with me.
I feel like explaining speed running and live-streaming to a very professional doctor is one thing.
Explaining Nintendo calculator is quite another.
I feel like the doctor really didn’t need to know all that, seems like he just made the diagnosis based on where it hurt on his hand.
I guess the collector's anxiety was too strong
YES
Awh
Calculator's Anxiety
He was too greedy to collect all those sweet, sweet digits
Next video: so I broke my foot but that won’t stop me from using my voice to play games!
The video after that: s-so…..m-my v-voice i-is w-weak b-but t-that w-won’t s-stop m-me (cough, cough)
The video after that: I’m in the hospital.
The doctor: omg you need to stop playing games!
Him: n-no i-i c-can’t
Him: dies
Him again: that won’t stop me!!!
Next video: here is how I died because of video games but I came back to life to play more video games
The whole word: what the actual Fock.
only pointcrow can make calculator speedrunning sound epic
DISCLAIMER:
This game is designed for pro speedrunners!
Do not try this at home!
im gonna try this at home
@@Maseruxer good Luck!
@@phytoh215 ty
@@Maseruxer how did it go
@@Maseruxer couldn't handle it he is officially dead RIP
The chances of getting injured from calculator on Nintendo switch are unlikely…
But never zero
I really don't see this quote enough
Unless your point crow
It is actually zero for me as I don't own a switch
DISCLAIMER: I am aware that this is a joke
Best comment.
quite likely honestly
Dream Stans be like: Sun Tzu is that a Technoblade reference?
Not the man we deserved, but the man we needed.
Me waiting for the
"How I twisted and broke my ankle beacause of a dance pad"
"how I lost my voice because of voice commands"
@@liamdalemon1525 yes
At least that's reasonable
@@liamdalemon1525 "How I lost my sight beacuse of staring at sun speedrun"
that’s just an Oof, but a respectable one it broke like a hero
Playing calculator. Such a hero thing to do!
Doctor: how did you brake your hand?
Eric: speedruning calculator
Awe im glad you made it to 1 million subs, that's inspiring!
Bruh imagine the conversation
Doctor: So when did your wrist start to hurt?
Pointcrow: When I was speedrunning calculator for the Nintendo entertainment system called the Nintendo switch
Don't try to play games while healing!!! Take it easy, and rest It's extremely important to keep yourself from really having a permanent injury or problem which will really prevent you or entirely stop you from playing video games with your hands.
Speaking from experience as a Software Engineer and gamer, please look into preventive care for your hands like stretches, exercise and rest!
Yeah, RSI is no joke
This is a really sweet message :)
Seeing a *registered* massage therapist would help aswell!
True. I got tendinitis in my wrists from videogames and piano, and I’ve been dealing with it for 6 months. Physical therapy is extremely helpful, and depending on the injury, completely cutting out videogames might even make it worse. RSIs are often super persistent and complex.
Sorry to break it to you but Eric will most likely not see this comment. good info though.
this is dedication. subbed.
I have thumb tendonitis in both hands rn, and it's super frustrating. Hope you're feeling better now!
My man broke his hand for a speedrun, FUCKING LEGEND
Feel we’re finished season 1 where we ended on a cliffhanger of “pointcrow can’t play games cause his hand is fucked…” but now, we’re moving into pointcrow season 2: change in content where we need to get through gaming for the foreseeable without using his hand. And finale will be when it’s healed
The finale will be pointcrow speedrunning life
Man, I had an awful case of tendonitis in both of my arms caused by playing the violin. I really feel you, that hurts so bad. I had to stop playing, but I hope you get better. Do all the treatments, and have really rest for some months, so you don't end with sequels like I did.
I was looking at you type in 80085 and I was thinking, what could that possibly mean and then I realized 😮
The change of getting killed by ‘Calculator for Nintendo Switch’ is low, *but never zero*
Change *yes*
yes
Smallant who got a severe hand illness because of mario odyssey speedruns: **laughs**
Also pencil sharpening was pretty taxing for smant
What hand illness did smant get?
@@jarlballinofswagrun4229 Don't mind me replying for the update
@@jarlballinofswagrun4229 i think arthritis
@@jarlballinofswagrun4229 repetitive strain injury. Also called texter's thumb nowadays
10:19 please correct me if I’m wrong I would hate to embarrass myself but I believe that the sword you have displayed behind you is blade down which damages the blade making it fuller and damages the case making it less smooth when you pull out the sword
I had sprained my wrist playing tether ball. I hit the ball so many times with such force that the repeated contact sprained it. I now have cracking in my wrist since then too 🤣
" make big number go bigger "
-Pointcrow 2021
He really went to the effort to explain what happened to the doctor when he could have just said something about button mashing and left out the details
This was on my birthday so I was busy celebrating when you were busy suffering seems fair to me but hey it didn’t stop you from doing what you love keep up the good work
the narration on this is amazing
He is too god gamer even his hand couldn't handle it anymore.
“Sir how did this happen?”
“I was speedrunning a calculator"
I wish I could have seen the doctor’s confused face when pointcrow explained how he broke his hand using a calculator on a Nintendo switch
When I broke my thumb as a kid, I taught myself how to play more using my index, middle, ring, and pinky fingers on both hands. I can practically hold my controller--at the time, my NINTENDO 64 CONTROLLER--as though it were a keyboard. The only thing that'd throw me off was the Z-button, which is where my other thumb would come into play. Most controllers, now-a-days don't have that rear-button, so I can remove that thumb from the equation. It hurt a little, at first, but it was SO damn satisfying to learn and master. I can still play most games without thumbs, and often find myself trying to do it without thinking.
The fact that the game cost's 10 buck's mean's he spent 10 buck's to break his hand. Big brain.
Hand: I am scared of no man, but that.. thing..
*_Calculator_*
It scares me..
This comment scares me
explaining all this to the doctors must have been so awkward lolz
you are a legend crow
Moral of the story: math is bad for you
"All heros must make sacrifices to reach their divine goal" -Sun Tzu
ow
- pointcrow, the speedrun of calculator
80085 is such a fun number! Its my favorite number! Im really glad it doesn’t have any inappropriate connotations or anything like that!
6:59 i heard some undertale ost (i think it was the crow refusing to die)
Just imagining the look on the doc's face as you're explaining this is setting me into a fit of laughter.
i wanna meet the medical coder for this case and ask what they thought when reading How this happened
5:06 wth is that face XD
He is a true gamer his hands even starting making buttons sounds