{YTP} ~ Illegally Blondie

แชร์
ฝัง
  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ม.ค. 2025

ความคิดเห็น •

  • @atlas5777
    @atlas5777 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    "our topic is blood in the cereal"
    I'm fucking dead.

  • @Boamonster1
    @Boamonster1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde" That quote gets me every time haha!!!

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 10 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    1:51 I've never caught this before:
    "3 Words: Spring Break"

  • @mitchellc4226
    @mitchellc4226 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "I'd rather not see nazis again today."

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Yaay."

    • @madelinem2490
      @madelinem2490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Me watching the news

    • @DoubleSlothgaming
      @DoubleSlothgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is that too much to ask for?

    • @june9914
      @june9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      They still won’t go away

    • @DoubleSlothgaming
      @DoubleSlothgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@june9914 it's been 75 years, you'd think they'd get the message that we're annoyed

  • @dansaunders1655
    @dansaunders1655 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    i would do anything to go to a school where they taught "blood in the cereal"

    • @tilsmay8763
      @tilsmay8763 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wouldn't we all

    • @Saintnick90
      @Saintnick90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think they teach that at Yale.

    • @spencersonnefeld
      @spencersonnefeld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a foundational course at any reputable lol school.

    • @FooPanda
      @FooPanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Saintnick90 They teach it at Harvard Lawl. It's a school!

    • @jamiep9991
      @jamiep9991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s a school?!

  • @stardust1354
    @stardust1354 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Whats that smell?"
    "SAAUUCE. By Calvin Klein~"

  • @lineyanah8701
    @lineyanah8701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    4:42
    "Man, What planet are you from?".
    "Canada".
    Lol, I'm dead!

  • @jodgee2374
    @jodgee2374 9 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    I can't recall the last time I laughed this much during a YTP. We need more poops musicals.

    • @opera_gangster
      @opera_gangster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Jodgee Definitely check out the rest of his videos! He has a bunch!

    • @MrKenichi22
      @MrKenichi22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 12 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "I grew up in the Roxberry slums with my bum and a series of moms.
    Fail."
    LMAO

    • @WaitHowDidIGetHere
      @WaitHowDidIGetHere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _Steven Universe_ . Created by Rebecca Sugar, CN, 2013-2019.

  • @slidylizard223
    @slidylizard223 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    FULL TRANSCRIPT
    *ILLEGALLY BLONDIE: THE MUSICAL*
    [Crowd cheers, people find their seats]
    *opens window*
    Dear L raeD
    *closes window*
    [Joker turns into Margot]
    *high-pitched screaming*
    I've got tears coming out of my nose!
    *opens window, takes book*
    Dear L, honey
    Bring that ring back and shove it up your a-
    [Clean YTP]
    Four carrots, a princess cut
    Are you psyysp or what?
    I just wish I could be there to see
    When he takes an arrow in the knee!
    [All remaining windows open and close twice, with their inhabitants saying "o", the pitch changing the second time]
    dew homecoming queen and king
    *demonic chant*
    Shut up
    Shut up!
    Shh!
    Daughter of Beyonce
    Now that a man chose you
    You're gay
    Bruiser, where is L?
    *barks*
    She doesn't have-
    *barks*
    -an engagement out-
    *barks*
    *gasps* Oh-
    *barks*
    ...Totally-
    *barks angrily*
    Whoops, sorry...
    Can't look like I'm desperate, or
    Like I'm a desperate whore
    I gotta die
    [Enter girls]
    OmiimO
    Excuse me, this just came in!
    oohoooohoooohoo
    You didn't just get this in.
    Omiguys
    L saw that salesgirl's sauce
    I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde
    [Saleswoman reconsiders life choices]
    It's a gift from me to L!
    [L and Shop Manager eaten by zombies, but resurrected to pose for the scene's finale]
    [L and Warner walk towards each other to kiss, but reconsider]
    No.
    [Warner puts on sunglasses and leaves
    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]
    We've got some things to make
    So, baby, give me your baby
    I mean, every guy dreams of finding a guy
    [Awkward silence]
    Just shut up.
    Oh, uhuhuhuh, wah
    Three words: spring break!
    [Scene ends]
    Madness!
    [Messenger kicked into pit by Leonidas]
    Must we all descend into madness?
    This is the kind of girl Warner wants:
    Someone
    [dun]
    Someone black!
    [DUN]
    Someone who's DEAD!
    [odd dun]
    What you want, WaaW,
    What you want is memes
    But you need to see memes used to be funny
    Step one: he's off to Harvard Lawl
    Harvard Lawl?
    Swag
    Lawl school is for people, and you, Button, are nun.
    How about a nice bagging burrub?
    What you want?
    You wanna be want because the sauce she want?
    What you want?
    You wanna be wanty stuck in sauce your want?
    What you want?
    You wanna be wanty with the sauce night want?
    What you want?
    You wanna be Wawawaw?
    *i don't even know*
    What you want?
    You wanna The Room?
    Hahaha
    Harvard Lawl grants admission to Sundeep Padamadan.
    [Winthrop and Lowell produce ill beats by saying "Padamadan" and "Ooh", respectively]
    I still don't see one reason to admit you.
    [Winthrop escapes, but is caught by L]
    *sneezes*
    [Winthrop escapes, but apprehended by L again]
    LooL
    [Awkward silence]
    WELCOME TO HARVARD!!!!
    [Triumph]
    Everyone take your seats, Professor Callahallahallahan should be here any second.
    Yyoouu haavee thee riights too reemaaiin suus
    Now when you choose a lawl career
    The moment you embark
    You're bound to hear
    A l**y*r *s a sh**k
    Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb.
    Our topic is "Blood in the Cereal"
    So I wanna see... what?
    ni doolB
    WRONG!!!
    U-um, excuse me!
    What?
    [Awkward silence]
    So I'll give you ladies a moment then.
    [Emmett escapes]
    Hey there, welcome to the hair.
    Mkmbrntt.
    WHAT?
    K, mllwdsndcmllthwtfrlwschl.
    WHAT?
    Harvard Lawl
    *gasps* That's a school!
    I know, right?
    Whoa, whoa whoa, whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa, whoa whoa, whoa
    Do you know the number one reason behind all bad decisions?
    [Awkward silence]
    Enya
    Ouuuuuuu, you're allowed to shoot him in the knee!
    ["Ignore that, it's simplistic and it's dumb"]
    [Enter L]
    Uh-oh!
    ShuttuhS
    !ho-hU
    [L leaves]
    Y-you're practically made partner before you get a jooj
    Hello Vivienne, I see you came as Vivienne.
    Someday we'll tan. *hmph* Run home, L, and change out of your supreme court justice costume.
    [Sick burn]
    Oh.
    Man, what planet are you from?
    Canada.
    I grew up in the Roxbury slums
    With my bum and a series of moms
    Fail.
    Well excuse me, but just because you've got a shoulder-
    You know what?
    There's a pawn shop on my shoulder
    And a boulder
    And a cake!
    Now, the case of Sussell vs. Suusman!
    Determined. The Sussell was legally the child, even though he was just his father
    [Triumph]
    For you - it's poo and conditioner in one.
    I love this guy!
    It's a real shamwow.
    *unbridled enthusiasm*
    Each time Warner walks through the door
    Your IQ goes down to four
    [Awkward silence]
    Huh?
    *boils*
    Like a baws!
    [Paulette knocks on trailer]
    Who in the...
    [Dewey appears in window]
    Oh crap!
    [Dewey leaves]
    Dog, I wanna see my Dewey!
    [Dewey begins to rhythmically pull belly in and out]
    Oh, ohh, it's his birthday, it's a birthday!
    WOAH!
    Is that some steak?
    YES!
    That is my steak!
    Maybe I'm doing something right!
    You gotta get whipped!
    You can turn this off right now!
    [You turn this off]
    Let's eat smores
    DVDVDs and book: "Whip Your Buns"
    Happily married, so she swears, to her six-year-old stud
    'Till step-daughter came downstairs
    And found Brooke all covered in his pee!
    *some reference to another musical*
    Ms. Windam, I'm Emmett Forest, your Coke.
    That's all I want. Get out of here, all of you.
    I'd rather not see nazis again today...
    [Calla...han leaves, then comes back]
    ...yay...
    No one's called me since the third grade.
    Maybe not.
    [Both chuckle]
    *weird noises and duplication abilities*
    Cocaine: first, a deep breath
    *deep breath*
    Take it all in
    They caAaaAre
    What's that smell?
    "SuuS", by Calvin Klein.
    [Enter Kyle, Kyle walks to Paulette and delivers package]
    Alrighty then.
    [Kyle walks to exit and looks at Paulette]
    Have yourself a soup.
    [Kyle leaves]
    *gasps* Paulette just needs a little spit!
    And Serena knows about spit!
    Spiiiiit!
    [paulette.chr has encountered a problem and stopped working]
    Okay, okay, okay, okay!
    Beeeeeeeeeend, and snns dna dneeeeeeeeeB
    Oh crap!
    [Scene ends]
    D. A. Joyce Riley has been grilling tacos! Katie?
    Exactly what were your duties as the poop boy?
    Cleaning the poop.
    Exhibit.
    [Multiple hammer slams and a ringtone]
    Oh, oh I'm so soos os
    Oh that's crazy, y-you can't build a legal strategy on a snap! We need a fence!
    There, right there!
    Is he gay, or is he pean?
    Is he gay, or is he pean?
    Or is he an elephant?
    Wait a minute! Give me a chance to try crack.
    SuS
    SuuS
    [Nikos slaps stand]
    *cough*
    Peoples!
    This man is gay and pean!
    Thank you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
    L O L
    [L slaps Calla...han]
    F*ck you, Professor Callahallahallahan.
    [Loud inhale]
    That's ludicrous
    [Awkward silence]
    What?
    [Awkward silence, L leaves]
    Wowwowwowwow, he really likes you!
    And I like him.
    [Insert Careless Whisper here]
    OH.
    Duty
    [Kyle leaves]
    Duty
    Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping, but all I see is a woman who was sleeping her way to the top.
    [DUN DUN DUN]
    Back in the game,
    Back on the "game"
    Ayaayaaya
    [L hides in the SUPPLY CLOSET]
    L, honey, snaans
    *muffled* No!
    We call Ms. Chutney to the stand.
    [Enter Chutney Salsa, everyone is surprised]
    What was your relationship to the deceased?
    s'dadymnahtredlogniebdekil
    Take her into custody, you're free!
    William Shakespeare wrote: "thathatharurururutruetruetruetrue...yay." I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman.
    Ladies and gentlemen, our Victorian: EE
    So she said we could play WoW~
    Here we go!
    [Scene missing]
    Before we all go...
    EmmE Forest, please make me a woman
    [The End]
    [OH WAIT]
    ALTERNATE ENDING
    [Homestuck]
    Everyone's dead!
    [The End, for real]

    • @Claego
      @Claego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow, how much did they pay you for all that work?

    • @Dreaming_Stray
      @Dreaming_Stray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Easily the most underrated comment to take the time to write the entire video’s contents as a transcript. Fucking Kudos my dude

  • @TheSmallestTadpole
    @TheSmallestTadpole 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Now I know who's to blame for my bad decisions: it was Enya all along!

    • @jamesondoane32
      @jamesondoane32 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jessie W I've seen 3 Enya references from Dathings1.... I think there's some kind of backstory behind it

    • @sweetmesaJS
      @sweetmesaJS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      J J It can’t be Enya, she was murdered by Steely Dan 30 years ago.

  • @irontomato3835
    @irontomato3835 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I will never get tired of "memes used to be funny"

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 10 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    (Alternate Ending)
    *BOOM*
    "EVERYONE'S DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD!"

    • @samp4249
      @samp4249 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      See I read that and I was like "Awww geez, well at least it's not in the ytp..." Then I saw it. Then I liked it.

    • @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING
      @DEUMAN_SAMURAI_GAMING 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yay!

  • @mevnie-enn
    @mevnie-enn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You have the right to remain sauce!

  • @grannydrryyy8112
    @grannydrryyy8112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    What you want? You wanna be want because the sauce she want?
    What you want? You wanna be wanty stuck in sauce your want?
    What you want? You wanna be wanty with the sauce night want?
    What you want? You wanna be Wawawaw?

    • @Tokorai
      @Tokorai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I fucking pissed myself laughing at that...

    • @jjpopnfresh6822
      @jjpopnfresh6822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      02:28

    • @stephencarlson3523
      @stephencarlson3523 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wawawaw nearly killed me

  • @stunner450
    @stunner450 11 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Have yourself a soup."

  • @gadgetpatch9975
    @gadgetpatch9975 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    These YTP'd musicals are probably some of my favorite youtube content, period. Love your style of humor.

  • @Kirtley25
    @Kirtley25 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "What's that smell?"
    "Sus, by Calvin Klein"
    cracks me up every time.

  • @kathrynfitzpatrick1121
    @kathrynfitzpatrick1121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "What planet are you from?"
    "Canada."
    LOL

    • @Dreigonix
      @Dreigonix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Canada is my planet and England is my city.

  • @kingdavey90
    @kingdavey90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Professor Callahallahallahan.

    • @emberashes6809
      @emberashes6809 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You have the right to remain sauce

  • @dashcamandy2242
    @dashcamandy2242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    4:04 - Do you know the #1 reason behind all bad decisions? ENYA.

    •  2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my guys, Elle saw that salesgirl's sauuuas

    • @ebonyofthestars
      @ebonyofthestars 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's been ENYA all alooong

  • @sacul220
    @sacul220 10 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    there's a pawn shop in my shoulder, and a boulder and a cake! this magnificent melody will forever lay in my heart! :')

    • @kingdavey90
      @kingdavey90 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I spit out my water when I heard it 😂

  • @Frosty-qc8ln
    @Frosty-qc8ln 10 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "William Shakespeare wrote:
    NUNUNU,ROUROUROU, TSUTSUTSU"
    xD

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      DaHuuuuuuudge
      I believe this statement best applies to a woman.

    • @Frosty-qc8ln
      @Frosty-qc8ln 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CJCroen1393 ahahah

    • @TheOneMisterSunshine
      @TheOneMisterSunshine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Dat scout Is a Demoman He was indeed a great man.

    • @bobalinx8762
      @bobalinx8762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ヌヌヌヌ, ルルルル, ツツツツ

    • @ebonyofthestars
      @ebonyofthestars 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ...yay

  • @asmokeus
    @asmokeus หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the way this reframes vivian as being confused but supportive is EVERYTHING LMAO

  • @kmasucci
    @kmasucci 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "Daughter of Beyoncé" yes!

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Now that a man chose you, you're gay."

    • @f0rm0r
      @f0rm0r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But am I gay, or pean?

    • @Saintnick90
      @Saintnick90 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I told you she was Ivy League material.
      I'll show myself out.

  • @oisinallen
    @oisinallen 12 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    'I still don't see one reason to admit you.'
    'LOL.'
    'Welcome to Harvard!'

  • @ThomasG_
    @ThomasG_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I love this. I wish there were more broadway YTPs.

  • @ProjectSNT
    @ProjectSNT 12 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    3:22 A CLUE A CLUE

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    5:27 I died at the tea pot!

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 9 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    5:13
    Shampoo and Poo in One.
    Convenience!

  • @tyler-nicholeharris5381
    @tyler-nicholeharris5381 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    You should do more Musical(or Broadway musical) YTPs because this was freaking hilarious

  • @robertbaldie7
    @robertbaldie7 10 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "Wait a minute.. give me a chance to try CRACK."

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Epps but what about the elephant in the room (!)

  • @bluewonder3981
    @bluewonder3981 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love it when she says "LIKE A BOSS". XD

  • @Dreigonix
    @Dreigonix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Is he gay, or is he peein'? Or is he an elephant?"

  • @mikeymerino2117
    @mikeymerino2117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:32 LIKE A BOSS!!! gets me every time XD

  • @mysticqueen3551
    @mysticqueen3551 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:23 ERROR 404: PAULETTE.exe has stopped responding.

  • @thebowlfosho4974
    @thebowlfosho4974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde."

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    6:42 That guy is like "Why am i doing here"

  • @Gallant_Silver
    @Gallant_Silver 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I watched this video around the time it came out, but to this day I will still sing about the pawnshop on my shoulder, the boulder and the cake.

  • @keetonmorgan7579
    @keetonmorgan7579 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    5:13 "It's poo and conditioner and conditioner in one." XD Died at that part.

  • @noireccentric6453
    @noireccentric6453 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    the goddamn phrase "six year old stud" absolutely floored me

  • @voxlvalyx
    @voxlvalyx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Brb, applying to Harvard

    • @TheFSXPilot757
      @TheFSXPilot757 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ***** That's a school!

    • @timsoule2250
      @timsoule2250 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Harvard Lol?!

    • @thecrazyplantenby
      @thecrazyplantenby 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You'll get in! It's not like it's hard!

    • @SuperGman117
      @SuperGman117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Harvard is for people.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Sigiswulf True! And Voxl Valyx is a nun!

  • @madelinem2490
    @madelinem2490 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For some reason I burst out laughing at 1:04 "This just came in...wvoop wvoop wvoop"

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:46 Hey, there. Welcome to the hair...Am i been tripping here?

  • @animatedink2529
    @animatedink2529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    (Alternate ending) EVERYONE'S DEEEEAAAAD!
    All according to George RR. Martin's plan

  • @SwiftnessStudios
    @SwiftnessStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I wanna go to LoL school!

    • @Kaerusss
      @Kaerusss 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      All you will hear is f**k s**t c**t, it's simplistic and it's dumb :p

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      swag. lawl school is for people, and you button, are a nun.

  • @Epic0Studios
    @Epic0Studios 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Harvard LOL. "LOL school?" "LOL School is for people!"
    Keep up the incredible work man.

  • @oblivionist
    @oblivionist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    2:45
    Absolute genius

  • @spindleclown
    @spindleclown 11 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Blood in the Cereal" sounds like a band name.

  • @destinationfear631
    @destinationfear631 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I'd rather not see nazis today

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I did nazi that joke coming

    • @itschudobs
      @itschudobs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      logging onto twitter be like

  • @nolankadinger7357
    @nolankadinger7357 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Our topic today is blood in the cereal." -Professor Callallallahan

  • @robertmcginty4146
    @robertmcginty4146 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh God my teen was just in Legally Blonde JR. Last weekend. I aoprectthis so much. Tha ks for easing my pain.

  • @gerewodezyakyry
    @gerewodezyakyry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Given the amount of shit he wrote, that may have been a Shakespeare quote.

  • @larvestaflameninja2662
    @larvestaflameninja2662 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "No one's called me since the 3rd grade." still gets me!

  • @213luiz
    @213luiz 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -"You IQ goes down to 4"
    -"...huh?"
    Congrats on the 3k viewers! Also awesome video!

  • @saltysunflowersugar7826
    @saltysunflowersugar7826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hard to believe this was uploaded ten years ago and it's still comedy gold

  • @soapiestlyric4
    @soapiestlyric4 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Un-freakin-believeable! There are just so many little yet awesome things to these videos that make me want more of them! You do a fantastic job with these, DaThings1. I love your work!

  • @c-line6294
    @c-line6294 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Run home, Elle, and change out of your Supreme Court justice costume.

  • @RyvernRaigon
    @RyvernRaigon 12 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    5:33 "LIKE A BAUWS!!"
    Goddamn. There are so many hilarious moments in this video. Thank god I was able to survive the whole 10 minutes after almost running out of breath from laughing x'D

  • @kirsten889
    @kirsten889 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My school did this play my sophomore year. It was my first year playing flute in the pit orchestra. It's neat to see a youtube poop of this play, and it's very well done and hilarious. Great job!

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 11 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I've always wanted to learn about blood in the cereal!

  • @NDOhioan
    @NDOhioan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Padamadan!

  • @madelinem2490
    @madelinem2490 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Harvard Lawl? Swag."

  • @NoodleCollie
    @NoodleCollie 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    6:27 Why I stopped using Twitter

  • @strawberrysoulforever8336
    @strawberrysoulforever8336 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that Callahan tells everyone that LOLs from swears is lazy and simplistic. This is funny without swearing.

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I laughed louder than I should have at that "Ma Na Ma Na" joke. lol

  • @yazael_angel
    @yazael_angel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    OMG Iost it at the cellblock tango part XD

  • @JensenStiles
    @JensenStiles 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That "It's simplistic and it's dumb." was perfect. XD

  • @Patrock17
    @Patrock17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that people actually go to a show like this and enjoy it. *triple face palm*

  • @MattAtt616
    @MattAtt616 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:14 "I may be stupid, but I'm not blonde."
    MIND BLOWN

  • @elliejofficial
    @elliejofficial ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can only hope that the community theater production of Legally Blonde that I'm about to be in is this good XD

  • @retronomicon7359
    @retronomicon7359 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I WAS IN THIS MUSICAL (or at least my high school's rendition. we did really well actually)

  • @jonreams6090
    @jonreams6090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:35 That is a slow burn for that joke

  • @JavertRA
    @JavertRA 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I often come here just to watch the Sandeep Padamadam song. Genius!

  • @TheLateLordKardok
    @TheLateLordKardok 11 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "What's that smell?"
    "Sus, by Calvin Klein."

  • @ClausMichaelFasting
    @ClausMichaelFasting 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:09 Oh my guys, Elle's so "that sell's girl is sos'

  • @Saintnick90
    @Saintnick90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    6:26 "I'd rather not see Nazis again today." Me when I turn on the news or log onto Twitter.

  • @MrXemrox
    @MrXemrox 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:36 Wish I have a grill, grilled tacos sounds good, get those grill trays grill the hamburger, and veggies, and grill the taco shells on grades, and assemble the tacos, mmm.

  • @Cinemarkerz96
    @Cinemarkerz96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    HOLY SHIT! DaThings acted in this?!?!
    YOU JUST POOPED A SOURCE YOU WORKED IN WITHOUT YOU FULLY ORIGINATING SUCH SOURCE!
    YOU sir, are a hero to the community.
    uhh-ah-uhh

    • @EthanTheRaccy
      @EthanTheRaccy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      RICARDOKJR Where

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think it was this performance he was talking about, though if it was then I'd be very impressed. He mentioned it was a high school performance.

  • @Zzzk23
    @Zzzk23 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm playing chuntney in the musical at my school. I'm so excited to see you made a ytp about this!

  • @Pigeonswain
    @Pigeonswain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's a real shamwow"
    * Elle screaming*

  • @crowcore_
    @crowcore_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SuS ~dathings, 10 years ago

  • @Locomario14
    @Locomario14 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    TAKE HER INTO CUSTODY, YOUR ARE FREE!!!
    LOL

  • @lindajackson8936
    @lindajackson8936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    0:21 when anyone sees anybody do anything in among us

  • @Danominator
    @Danominator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Each time Warner walks through the door, your IQ goes down to 4."

  • @keysmashkid
    @keysmashkid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    when i was in my high schools production of legally blonde i quoted this poop constantly even though only one person understood

  • @igtampe
    @igtampe 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Best Ytp I've seen in a while

  • @SpiritualComatose
    @SpiritualComatose 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Do you know the #1 reason behind all bad decisions? Enya!" LOL

  • @MrViolaCello
    @MrViolaCello 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Nanana roorooroo chewchewchewchew.... yaaay"
    -from Marc Antony Soliloquy, Julius Caesar, Act 3 Scene 2

  • @rogerbee1234567
    @rogerbee1234567 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    easily your best video so far

  • @TheMrrobustus
    @TheMrrobustus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had to pause cause i was laughing so hard. Thank you

  • @catzillafan
    @catzillafan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:00 as part 1
    2:26 as part 2
    7:50 as part 3

  • @Prawnsly
    @Prawnsly 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why are you so good at making these?! WHY?

  • @PixelHead777
    @PixelHead777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Will we ever see the return of Memes Used To Be Funny, or are we forever bound to the flow of time - must we accept that Memes Used To Be Funny used to be funny?

  • @DarkPhaaze
    @DarkPhaaze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just recently helped with a small production of this musical; this is great.

  • @bobalinx8762
    @bobalinx8762 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:04 I was expecting him to say "Let's eat Stevie Wonder."

  • @IXAmXDeathXBee
    @IXAmXDeathXBee 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Guest starring Tom the boulder!

  • @DoorStuck
    @DoorStuck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That chihuahua is my hero.

  • @TheMeanMongoose
    @TheMeanMongoose 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:09 holy shit I can't breathe...help...

  • @kevincaudle5732
    @kevincaudle5732 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LOL WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT THE SAUCE 2:28 😆 🤣 😂