How to make a Bow "Only" Build in Skyrim

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  • A detailed guide on making a bow "only" build in Skyrim.
    Done in the most recent version of Skyrim: Special edition.
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  • @ymfah
    @ymfah  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2852

    More Bethesda : th-cam.com/video/haHJcPldpc4/w-d-xo.html
    Arrows are for chumps

    • @Shift_Salt
      @Shift_Salt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Arrows are for milk drinkers!

    • @КыдырбекНамджунбеков
      @КыдырбекНамджунбеков 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Почему ты выглядишь как славянский гопник?

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arrows are for imperial bastards

    • @Twilightcz
      @Twilightcz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Coudnt you steal the ring the same way you stole the gold?

    • @123123halofan
      @123123halofan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are a fucking god.

  • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
    @Her_Imperious_Condescension 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6656

    "Hey, I need some arrows, can you give me some?"
    "I can't find any. There's only soup."
    "What do you mean there's only soup?"

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      "I mean there's only soup."

    • @bukakkesteakhouse2077
      @bukakkesteakhouse2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Farkas The Companion THEN CHECK THE NEXT ISLE!

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@bukakkesteakhouse2077 "There's more soup"

    • @bukakkesteakhouse2077
      @bukakkesteakhouse2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Farkas The Companion WHERE ARE YOU?!

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@bukakkesteakhouse2077 I'M AT SOUP!

  • @XraynPR
    @XraynPR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4056

    "This is brilliant" *points towards Stealth Archer*
    "But I like this" *points towards Bashing Bowman*

    • @bucket1442
      @bucket1442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      bowbarian

    • @doggobind
      @doggobind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      666 likes *_nice_*

    • @Obsidian8R
      @Obsidian8R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i love top gear memes

    • @seekeroflest924
      @seekeroflest924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      'ery noice

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Obsidian8R I prefer Top Gear UK with the Orangutan, Captain Slow and Hamster.

  • @shittyname2657
    @shittyname2657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6042

    This is what knowledge you learn when you read the elder scroll twice.

    • @TheBakingSeal
      @TheBakingSeal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      This is what happens when you achieve CHIM

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I thought the knowledge you learn is women CAN pee standing up

    • @theokrisna
      @theokrisna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      So this is why Dwemer vanished. They glitch'd

    • @tippymang0808
      @tippymang0808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      wait women pee???? Bro...

    • @HeroSword_P
      @HeroSword_P 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      When you read the Elder Scrolls twice, you gain your vision back.

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4682

    This is knowledge that even Hermaeus Mora doesn’t have

    • @indecisivecountdooku1340
      @indecisivecountdooku1340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      _Hermaaaeyus.. _*_MOARUh..._*
      _Daedrik prinsh.. uvh.. knAWLIJ.._

    • @mosquitodadengue774
      @mosquitodadengue774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@indecisivecountdooku1340 more like daedric prince of tentacle hentai

    • @oneblacksun
      @oneblacksun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@mosquitodadengue774 Forbidden knowledge. Actually makes sense in the lore, with him having literal truck loads of taboo and scandalous things.

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@oneblacksun
      Does he have hentai of himself?

    • @mrmora1673
      @mrmora1673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Why else do you think I would be here?

  • @ObviusRetard
    @ObviusRetard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3916

    I was about to comment "this isn't bow only you're using arrows too", turns out you're way ahead of me

    • @GumshoeClassic
      @GumshoeClassic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@blakedanoob3144 "You fool, I was building up speed for 12 hours before this fight even began."

    • @whyme3544
      @whyme3544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol same

    • @oliversmith9737
      @oliversmith9737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      username checks out

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I hate technicalities sometimes

  • @PokemonButcher
    @PokemonButcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3005

    "Archers! Notch... Ready... Aim... Loose!"
    *Visible confusion as every single archer begins charging across the battlefield and proceeds to beat the enemy to death with their bows*

    • @Don-ds3dy
      @Don-ds3dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No comments?

    • @ethernian2461
      @ethernian2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Don-ds3dy yep, it was just that good

    • @MegaAdeny
      @MegaAdeny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "notch"

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean mildly irritate the enemies with their non enchanted imperial bows

    • @TheRealEd1t
      @TheRealEd1t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ymfah: *bow bashes*
      entire platoon: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @ПохотливыйКобельчик
    @ПохотливыйКобельчик 5 ปีที่แล้ว +989

    9:45
    Old woman: "I hope your parents are proud of you.They have a lot of reason to be."
    *5 seconds later*
    **killing her for her ring**

    • @neji2401
      @neji2401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      given he could have just paralyzed her with the snake stone that was hilarious

    • @alexanderlimonov1747
      @alexanderlimonov1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@user-bn6vg8ck4t No, rule was BOW KILL ONLY, but he showed that on legendary you can steal and dont kill with paralysis.

    • @dieguito3422
      @dieguito3422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sad shit fam

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Refri Quente Read the below comment

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    "Intimidate Nazeem" is the objective we all want

    • @kingrichardiii6280
      @kingrichardiii6280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      no "kick Nazeem's ass" is the mission we want. but it winds up being the same in the end.

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      *_milk drinker_*

    • @Malik-td2ft
      @Malik-td2ft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I approve

    • @robert23456789
      @robert23456789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kingrichardiii6280 i killed Nazeem laughed in the guards face and done my time with a smile on my face lol bad moth me will he

    • @Random_Chiroptera
      @Random_Chiroptera 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'd never get it. I play with Sacrosanct installed. Nazeem and his wife are my favorite early meals.

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    "Scare that milk drinker into submission"
    "You can't scare me into submission"
    The writing skills

    • @gayflower900
      @gayflower900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

      “Scare him into submission”
      “I will not be scared into submission”
      *puncc*
      “Ouch
      You have scared me into submission”

    • @Labyethan
      @Labyethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@gayflower900
      "I will not be scared into submission!"
      1) Yes you will. (Brawl)
      2) Yes you will, but Yellow.
      3) Yes you will, but Red.
      4) Bye. ... but yes.

    • @Snowfireblues
      @Snowfireblues 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@Labyethan I see someone plays Fallout 4

    • @Labyethan
      @Labyethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Snowfireblues Its a very rare game, lots of people should give it a try. :)
      Help Todd broke into my house he has a knifbrbf u4dbtnrmrbdjri

    • @zhanshuhua
      @zhanshuhua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Labyethan bro u good?

  • @xBenjiSx
    @xBenjiSx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    I feel deceived. Came for "bow only" build, but this is CLEARLY the "bow and soup" build!

    • @jslaughter777
      @jslaughter777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s why the title says Bow “Only”

    • @ackrat704
      @ackrat704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jslaughter777 Its not bow only though, its bow AND soup

    • @bernardo8993
      @bernardo8993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ackrat704 and he's saying that's what the quotes are for 4head

    • @Sp0on777
      @Sp0on777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Square Zack wut

    • @jordanthomas7702
      @jordanthomas7702 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bernardo8993 double 4head

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    Moral of the story: eat your greenies

  • @ryann1384
    @ryann1384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3123

    *bashes people to death with bows*
    ymfah: “You know, I’m something of an archer myself”

    • @sophist2485
      @sophist2485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Not an archer. But definitely a bowman.

    • @Autissima
      @Autissima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Better than using swords as projectiles.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Archer class really is made up of archers!

  • @cg9256
    @cg9256 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1727

    Note to self: remember that when ymfah says something he is LITERAL about it

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And that makes him better than mitten.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinl1565 Or they could be equally good...

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hazeltree7738 yea but ymaf does the literal version.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@gavinl1565 Well the whole point of the name was to confuse and make the viewer think it was a bow and arrow only challenge, even the thumbnail has someone drawing a bowstring. However the original idea was probably "Bow bashes are super weak, let's beat Skyrim with them"
      If the title was "Bow bash only build in Skyrim" this discussion wouldn't exist.

    • @L85A2
      @L85A2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm the 1000th like, this is great.

  • @chroniccoyote8677
    @chroniccoyote8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    Imagine attacking a archer with no arrows thinking you have the advantage, then he drinks a bowl of soup.

    • @mannyb4604
      @mannyb4604 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Strongest weapon ever. bowl of soup and bow

    • @wept2_
      @wept2_ ปีที่แล้ว +3

      with bowl

  • @campfiredouglas4496
    @campfiredouglas4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1747

    "Your parents should be proud of you."
    proceeds to beat an old woman to death with a piece of wood

    • @hippiehippo9030
      @hippiehippo9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @F7_TeeJ
      @F7_TeeJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@hippiehippo9030 *N O*

    • @rodrikforrester6989
      @rodrikforrester6989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      could he not have just paralyzed her like that companion to pickpocket it?

    • @stormblade2895
      @stormblade2895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "I had to beat an old lady with a stick"~ Peter Parker

    • @selectivepontification8766
      @selectivepontification8766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rodrikforrester6989 she would probably have died from the poison effect

  • @SeventhHokage
    @SeventhHokage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    When you take “bow only” literally

    • @juandelata
      @juandelata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      this isn't the first time this mad man did this. it looked a lot more painful in Dark Souls 2

    • @mytiliss682
      @mytiliss682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But he used crossbow too, fail.

    • @mytiliss682
      @mytiliss682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @the bold macaroni not so literally, though

    • @juandelata
      @juandelata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@mytiliss682 still a bow in essence

    • @TheSchnieder6
      @TheSchnieder6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "bow only" uses food, potions, enchanting

  • @JackSpad3s
    @JackSpad3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2251

    *Bow only*
    "Easy just a bow"
    *Shows man in rags*
    "Oh okay so no other skills. Easy I guess"
    *No arrows equipped*
    "My god the absolute madman"

    • @JackSpad3s
      @JackSpad3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @mr theawesome stay away from me pls

    • @dmitriygryaznov9210
      @dmitriygryaznov9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If you did not get what "bow only" means from the title then I guess you are new to the channel.

    • @JackSpad3s
      @JackSpad3s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@dmitriygryaznov9210 I expected some twist but I did not expect no arrows

    • @darkjackl999
      @darkjackl999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@JackSpad3s he did it in ds2 too

    • @SirWetBiscuit
      @SirWetBiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean is this really impressive in a game like Skyrim where you can just exploit bad game mechanics and make any weapon one shot anything?

  • @joyfuldude4538
    @joyfuldude4538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6252

    When ya said “bow only” I thought ya meant Bow N Arrow
    This is clearly the superior idea

    • @Red_Blade
      @Red_Blade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      He did the same thing on DS2
      I wasn't surprised lol

    • @noctuadiscipulum9715
      @noctuadiscipulum9715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Red_Blade I knew I saw this somewhere I just didn't remember where

    • @classicgamer7247
      @classicgamer7247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Red_Blade ds?

    • @Red_Blade
      @Red_Blade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@classicgamer7247 Dark Souls 2

    • @翠鳥
      @翠鳥 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's literally "Bow ONLY".

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    What if
    You wanted to go Sovngarde
    But the Divines said
    “I’m out of arrows.”

  • @hursimear3408
    @hursimear3408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    “Can you train me in archery?”
    “I’ll show you what I know...it’s all about soup”
    “Soup?”
    “Don’t question me!”

    • @rhodiumthunderbird
      @rhodiumthunderbird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS ABOUT SOUP!?

    • @Diamondmon1999
      @Diamondmon1999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I MEAN IT'S ABOUT SOUP!

    • @hellzdd1140
      @hellzdd1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/BFxZ15xXVRk/w-d-xo.html xD

    • @bighatchad1234
      @bighatchad1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Diamondmon1999 I'm buying soup at the cabbage store!

    • @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN
      @IMTHEMOTHERFUCKINGMAILMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bighatchad1234 WHY ARE YOU BUYING SOUP AT THE CABBAGE STORE!

  • @maiqtheliar6408
    @maiqtheliar6408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +577

    This is the type of knowledge even Hermaeus Mora doesn't know about.

    • @finhz
      @finhz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lie

    • @buttsagonton101
      @buttsagonton101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      M'aiq is knowledgeable. M'aiq is wiser than that deadra.

    • @skycrafter2042
      @skycrafter2042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@buttsagonton101 he is a dearea

    • @zacross8504
      @zacross8504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Buttsagonton M’iaq knows of the hellscape of 76

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@finhz FALSEHOOD!!!

  • @Jah_Coby
    @Jah_Coby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6639

    "I'm the best with a bow in all the land"
    "Your arrows must always fly true"
    "My *w h a t* "

    • @HA8179
      @HA8179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

      wait..... so that why the string is there

    • @atomiccrusader6839
      @atomiccrusader6839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@HA8179 For show.

    • @titusfortunus2916
      @titusfortunus2916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      @@HA8179 to bend it back into the shape of a bow. Otherwise it's just a bo staff!

    • @humorlessbutton7641
      @humorlessbutton7641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@titusfortunus2916 Or as one might say.. a "Bow Staff"

    • @groovy7896
      @groovy7896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Tehanou Jenkins To play a merry tune as you mercilessly bash your enemies to death, obviously...

  • @unnoticed4571
    @unnoticed4571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    "If it works, don't fix it."
    - Todd Howard.

    • @cestarianinhabitant5898
      @cestarianinhabitant5898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's what the russians always say actually. If it ain't broken don't fix it.

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cestarianinhabitant5898
      I realize that, I'm russian myself.
      Just thought I would try to make a joke.

    • @South_Wall
      @South_Wall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if it looks stupid, but its works - its not stupid

    • @South_Wall
      @South_Wall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      everytime Ymfah inserts "Its just works" part, my soul gets high and I feel goose skin

    • @doktorwyvern2883
      @doktorwyvern2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cestarianinhabitant5898 Do Russians say the "ain't"? I assumed that part was an American thing.

  • @mariosonicfan2010
    @mariosonicfan2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "You call hitting people with your bow archery?"
    "Hey, whatever works."

  • @Drekromancer
    @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1735

    laugh all you want, but this man's taste and editing skills are incredible.

    • @adarshkamoda9183
      @adarshkamoda9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Aren't we laughing with him because of his wit and ingenuity?

    • @yukowolfang8645
      @yukowolfang8645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I will laugh all I want, and then laugh some more. This man is a mad genius

    • @waldowaggins1330
      @waldowaggins1330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just skills in general

    • @timothyserpette9403
      @timothyserpette9403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thats... Why we are laughing. Quality. Comedy.

    • @AnonYmous-hu7jo
      @AnonYmous-hu7jo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your comment is hilarious.. all it took was to fck up a couple words.

  • @milgos5269
    @milgos5269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +913

    Imagine seeing a guy in tattered clothes covered im blood beat up a hagraven to death with a crossbow

    • @LAZERAK47V2
      @LAZERAK47V2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      "Alduin, the World Eater is a threat to all creation!"
      Dragonborn: "Boop"

    • @bonefetcherbrimley7740
      @bonefetcherbrimley7740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I like to imagine you seeing this would be when you're like, just a battle hardened hold guard, you've faced dragons and giants and barely survived, but this insane bastard just sprints up to a hagraven right infront of you, knocks her down and screams in terrifying incoherent fury. As he bashes her skull in with animalistic savagery that'd make any nord barbarian wet themselves.

    • @sholtzi2593
      @sholtzi2593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wouldn't be the strangest thing I've seen on this channel...

  • @lukehui4221
    @lukehui4221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1603

    When I read the title I thought, “Hey this challenge isn’t so bad”
    Then I realized he used no arrows

  • @Abbas_ELT
    @Abbas_ELT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    "stealth archer"

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Bower

    • @Irmarinen
      @Irmarinen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Nobody will notice, if there is no one to notice.

    • @painfulhappiness2940
      @painfulhappiness2940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stealth archer does it again.

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "So long as no witnesses survive to tell about your misdeeds, even a frontal assault can be an assassination."

    • @aienma6660
      @aienma6660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DANGER ZONE

  • @TheHeavyshadow
    @TheHeavyshadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Other people: "Oh, just bow and arrow seems rather easy for a challenge."
    OGs who have seen the Dark Souls "bow only": "Oh, I know where this is going!"

    • @jacob5169
      @jacob5169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Fun fact! Ymfah has a system in his titling of bow related videos depending on whether or not he uses arrows.
      Bows and arrows are: "Bow" only runs
      Bow smacking are: Bow "only" runs.

  • @lasumexaranethon7230
    @lasumexaranethon7230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    " I was an adventurer like you but then I took a bow bash to the knee"

    • @LordMagnusIV
      @LordMagnusIV 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me be sorry 1 year later but uhh "in the knee*"

  • @slimchelmi6940
    @slimchelmi6940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2284

    ymfah: "bow only"
    me: that's easy just Level up marksman, take some arrows and...
    ymfah: *NO ARROWS*
    me: oh..... Oh...… *OH* !!!

    • @ImAfemaleNoob2
      @ImAfemaleNoob2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Bound bow’s easy to get and does good da...
      *NO. ARRRRROOOOWS!*
      Do you hate yourself?

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What makes it better is that you gain xp in skyrim by how much damage you do (i believe). Lmao

    • @kevinanton3882
      @kevinanton3882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally “bow" only

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevinanton3882 Soup, anyone?

  • @harison8624
    @harison8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

    ymfah: *starts doing the restoration glitch*
    Alduin: "Why do I hear boss music?"

    • @sleeplesstime
      @sleeplesstime 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Alduin can't sleep because enemies are nearby.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@sleeplesstime "You can't destroy the world when enemies are nearby"

    • @nickkelley9139
      @nickkelley9139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      More like: "Why do I hear game over music?"

    • @TaikaJamppa
      @TaikaJamppa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nickkelley9139 *Fus ro dah in the distance*…
      Alduin: At least the doesn’t know the words for Dragonre--
      Dragonborn: *DRAGONREND!*

  • @jibb1451
    @jibb1451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Some King: So I hear you're a fine Archer?
    ymfah: Of sorts.

  • @thegreysoul1149
    @thegreysoul1149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Love the dialogue at 12:14. You make the strongest long bow in existence. Apprentice level work.

  • @dumbimpostor7021
    @dumbimpostor7021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Well,kudos to the people who noticed there wasn't a arrow in the thumbnail and immediately understood what was gonna happen.1 minute of silence please.

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    *Makes Legendary Bow*
    Smith: “Apprentice work...”

    • @trackernivrig
      @trackernivrig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol I caught that too.

  • @CuongNguyen-fd7if
    @CuongNguyen-fd7if 5 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Me after read the title: huh, nothing is easier than sneaking archer in skyrim
    Me after the first few minutes: now i know bow isn't for archer only

  • @tushanthcool007
    @tushanthcool007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    You have heard of "stealth archer"
    Introducing "Bash Bower"

    • @4_xenon672
      @4_xenon672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr theawesome huh

  • @aaronposas3044
    @aaronposas3044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    *sees title*
    *mindlessley laughs in stealth archer*
    *watches video*
    "Oh..."

    • @VivaCristoRei9
      @VivaCristoRei9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      imagine using arrows

    • @Manly-Tears
      @Manly-Tears 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@VivaCristoRei9 HA! What a JOKE!

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@VivaCristoRei9 what are arrows?

  • @Clazzette
    @Clazzette 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The fact you wanted to kill Nazeem first got me laughing real bad LMFAO

  • @soLevels
    @soLevels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    Me: Mum, I want to do archery
    Mum: We have archery at home
    Archery at home:

    • @mikeflaws2226
      @mikeflaws2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      +1

    • @Butterfly1025A
      @Butterfly1025A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Archery at home is actually insanely good tho, listen to yo momma

    • @leonacont6150
      @leonacont6150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Butterfly1025A yea, it can be pretty fun if you have the right targets to shoot.

    • @leonacont6150
      @leonacont6150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Butterfly1025A I used to have a lot of rabbits in my garden lol

    • @leoshlp8240
      @leoshlp8240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leonacont6150 wtf

  • @jokutoinen1236
    @jokutoinen1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Everybody: why can't you just be normal???
    Ymfah: *screams in no arrows*

  • @breh8455
    @breh8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Isran: Here, you should take a crossbow. Good for taking out those fiends before they get close.
    ymfah: does this guy even know how to use a bow?

  • @finalxemnasv210
    @finalxemnasv210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Me looking at the title: I’ve done a play through like this, it’s easy.
    Watches video: I’ve been living a lie.

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha, yeah. key word "bow" not "archery" lol

    • @MrSniperfox29
      @MrSniperfox29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@1337ofDiscreet1 To be fair, the last part is basically "well I admit you can't actually do this, so let's cheat instead".

    • @1337ofDiscreet1
      @1337ofDiscreet1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrSniperfox29 "Is it a feature or a glitch?"
      "Yes."
      😂

  • @silverdragon7385
    @silverdragon7385 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    *ymfah beats Alduin to death in one hit*
    Also ymfah: They called me a madman

  • @msakenspeed4070
    @msakenspeed4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    next do the bards college without singing any music or playing any instrument...Oh wait!!!

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      We were doing a challenge run all along

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Goddammit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mrdeadinside9462
      @mrdeadinside9462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah so what’s the point of the bards college if you don’t get to play an instrument

    • @msakenspeed4070
      @msakenspeed4070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrdeadinside9462you should ask bethesda because i truly have no idea

    • @mischaprudon3316
      @mischaprudon3316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@msakenspeed4070 I remember the first time I entered to the bard college, they gave me some quest to get those instruments.......
      The instruments that have been taking up carry weigth in my inventory for 40 hours of gameplay (first playthrough so I almost even missed it).
      And immediatly I was send on my way again for some new quest, result: Me being very confused 🤣.

  • @zeemgeem
    @zeemgeem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    using nazeem's owm vegtables against him is the simple greatest thing i never thought i would experience

  • @xXFoiXx
    @xXFoiXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Bow only? Wow that isn't as weird as his usua-
    oh okay.

  • @charleskonz3273
    @charleskonz3273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The level of editing here is unmatched by any other content provider that I have seen.
    The music, and "commentary" is just so on point.
    Truly epic my friend

  • @donnykitsune6289
    @donnykitsune6289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Another note, this could be made stronger by meditating with paarthurnax about Fus, which grants grants you 25% less stagger and grants you 25% more chance to stagger your enemies. You could literally just hold an enemy there with weapon bashes if the damage didn't eventually kill them.

  • @sperfect20
    @sperfect20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    For some reason when you where bashing everyone in dragon's reach it reminded me of the guy slapping everyone at the backyard barbecue meme. Great videos keep it up.

    • @hazeltree7738
      @hazeltree7738 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Dear God... The slapping...*

  • @maxalexander2874
    @maxalexander2874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Difficult challenge: exists
    Ymfah: I'm not done until I can one shot everything

  • @naughtynoo-noo2818
    @naughtynoo-noo2818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    -I'm good with a bow
    -So you "one shot one kill" Kinda guy, eh?
    -No, I prefer to fight face to face with my enemies, to see the fear in their eyes while I'm crushing their bones.
    -I thought you said you good with a bow?
    -I did.

  • @BllizTube
    @BllizTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    ...
    Normies: "Bow is suitable for range attack only"
    Ymfah: "Biw is siitibli fir ringi ittick inly"

  • @Kazuhira2249
    @Kazuhira2249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    i was like "is this some kind of a joke? bows are like the most op weapons everyone ends up with sneak bow build"
    but then... YES

    • @kodakunaokami3790
      @kodakunaokami3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry... But have you MET sneak dagger builds?

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kodakunaokami3790 nah nobody uses that may be more op but honestly most ppl use bow sneak

    • @kodakunaokami3790
      @kodakunaokami3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kazuhira2249 I love dagger sneak, it's always been my favorite

    • @barkerbarks2537
      @barkerbarks2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kodakunaokami3790 yeah, 15 times damage is op, but harder to sneak tho

    • @kodakunaokami3790
      @kodakunaokami3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@barkerbarks2537 not if you grind sneak early. I ground sneak and pickpocket to 100 first on thieves? Mainly by going into a marketplace and stealing everything

  • @weeniesthutofallchannels2189
    @weeniesthutofallchannels2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Most People: Oh a video about bow and arrow builds!
    Me, someone who has seen the Dark Souls bow only build video: Fools

  • @lastknight4217
    @lastknight4217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    > Watching Skyrim video in 2019
    > "Man what is this, 2012?"
    > 4:36
    > Moonsetter starts playing
    > Now it really feels like 2012
    > Filled with nostalgia
    > FeelsGoodMan

    • @mélunatique
      @mélunatique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      omg thank you I was looking for someone who would understand :DDD

    • @ИжикПыжик-к6п
      @ИжикПыжик-к6п 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Moonsetter hit me right in the feelings, I did not expect that

  • @Next0gen0
    @Next0gen0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Me: well, that's a surprisingly common bui-
    **With No Arrows**
    Me: Ahhh, That's the insanity I expected.

  • @johw2346
    @johw2346 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Holy shit that “sample text” got me laughing hard

  • @The-Omega-Blade
    @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Shield" bashing honestly is broken in skyrim, it literally destroys a dragon's animation, free defensive damage and it can do absurd levels of damage with the right stats and equipment, more than most late game gear too!

    • @fack_duck1272
      @fack_duck1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But two maces is better

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fack_duck1272 no, two axe is better as they have the highest duel weapon dps

    • @fack_duck1272
      @fack_duck1272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@The-Omega-Blade No, cause "Bone Breaker"(mace skill) better than "Hack and Slash"(axe skill) on vanilla. But on unofficial skyrim patch sword with mace are best choise.

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fack_duck1272 the perks don't matter when they do bleeding and also swing faster, so overall, axes win the dps race

    • @w00master
      @w00master 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Omega Blade who cares when you’re level 255

  • @theshycryo
    @theshycryo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    *Alduin trying to eat the world*
    Ymfah (buttnaked): I don't think so baby girl.

    • @MeatBunFul
      @MeatBunFul 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice profile pic

  • @jonathanlivingstonseagull3062
    @jonathanlivingstonseagull3062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    *Sees title* : What, you mean probably the most effective build in the game?
    *Watches intro* : Oh, I see what you're doing...

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Ymfah: *Creates a bow that the divines themselves fear if used with an arrow.*
    Me: :o
    Ymfah: IT DOES NOTHING WHEN YOU BASH PEOPLE WITH IT! USELESS!
    *throws bow in the trash*
    Me: :c

    • @zelassin
      @zelassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Blacksmith: not too shabby, apprentice level work...

  • @adrianoscalise7847
    @adrianoscalise7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I believe the only reason they added the otherwise useless 5x bash damange skill it's because they knew this would eventually happen.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bash damage with the right shield is actually useful. Let’s you one-shot weak enemies to save weapon enchant charges for actual threats

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Whiterun Man Runs Around Hitting People With Bow, Kills Alduin"

    • @naz3858
      @naz3858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Running around BASHING the shit out of people's mere existence

  • @Shift_Salt
    @Shift_Salt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The Legendary Hero who saved the world with *only* a bow!

  • @harunai
    @harunai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "ah so just a bow and arrow--"
    >just bow
    "WHAT"

  • @thetruephoenixful
    @thetruephoenixful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Can you train me to be better with a bow?"
    *Proceeds to hand over soup recipe*

  • @FunnyKnightGuy
    @FunnyKnightGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me: Makes an entire build based on Archery and Crossbows
    ymfah: ArCheRY mOre LiKE wAStE OF tiME

  • @bayoo3
    @bayoo3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    I thought he'd be using arrows too
    Not a literal bow only vid lol

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      May i recommend to u the ds2 bow only video then lol

    • @liamjones1622
      @liamjones1622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ah, you're finally awake, you must be new here.

    • @tykedopwnz
      @tykedopwnz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arrows are for pussies (also throwback to the DS2 Bow Only run)

  • @Octoshark19
    @Octoshark19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    holy shit I was not expecting that homestuck song, hit me in the feels
    edit: typo

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Video : *Only 15 minutes long*
    Me : *Sad Noot :(*

    • @ADRainXD
      @ADRainXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weird flex but *Ok.*

  • @lukecallofreach
    @lukecallofreach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    to be fair at a certain point with enchanting it becomes less augmenting the damage and more using the enchanted item as a focus for a Death spell

  • @wormlover1382
    @wormlover1382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    that homestuck track activated my fight or flight response

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      literal same

    • @mediummememaster3754
      @mediummememaster3754 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      (I’m so happy scrolling through the comments to see how many people noticed)

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I saw this video and was like "this is a bit simple for ymfah"
    Then I watched the intro and realized what it really meant

  • @chubbehdata
    @chubbehdata 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    This video is the AU where hawkeye gets sent too far back in time.

  • @James_Wisniewski
    @James_Wisniewski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You realize, of course, that you've inspired me to attempt a shield-only playthrough. You're a monster.

  • @australia_notnarnia711
    @australia_notnarnia711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Delphine:
    "There is no greater enemy to human kind."
    ymfah:
    *"Hold my bow."*

  • @spacesandshark2418
    @spacesandshark2418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude, you videos are absolutely brilliant. You manage to take a silly challenge and craft a compelling narrative out of it, it's amazing.

  • @TheL0rd0fSpace
    @TheL0rd0fSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    This video: "did you know you can do a Skyrim run by only bashing with a bow"
    Me: that sounds really interesting how does it work
    "first you're gonna need infinite soup and 50 block"
    Uhhh

  • @SoundData
    @SoundData 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It just works - man every time i hear it, it gives me smile.

  • @skollhati82
    @skollhati82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Holy fck this cant be coincedence i literally bought skyrim again after more than 4 years and started playing as a ranger xDD
    You made my day
    Edit: My dumbass actually thought itll be about archery

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’re not the only dumbass. I think we all thought that xD

    • @turkepic3637
      @turkepic3637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If your range is 1m then yes

    • @chummyweevil3948
      @chummyweevil3948 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A close range medieval sniper

  • @nintendo_pirate
    @nintendo_pirate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I doubt anyone will see this, but nordic barnacle + garlic + salmon roe is better and faster to acquire for leveling alchemy. Take a dip in the lake near the guardian stones for the nordic barnacle(s), help faendal and take some garlic from his house, and catch a jumping salmon on the way to whiterun. Faendal also becomes a follower, taking care of the duplication glitch as well.

  • @yebzy
    @yebzy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still One Of My Favourite Videos Of All Time

  • @thesacreda9033
    @thesacreda9033 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    that Homestuck music at 4:40 hit me like a freight train I nearly fell over when I heard it

    • @Octoshark19
      @Octoshark19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Grace Rusk me too man, had to go watch that scene again

    • @cristiegdoe5
      @cristiegdoe5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I literally was trying to think whether it was from something else because I was sure it was from homestuck lol! which one is it?

    • @Baplar
      @Baplar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cristiegdoe5 It's called Moonsetter, and it plays during the Vriskagram scene!

  • @insaneHollow
    @insaneHollow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Now for the ultimate test, make a viable “faith” build in Skyrim. (Restoration Magic only)

    • @PsylomeAlpha
      @PsylomeAlpha 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean, with mods this is easy, but I'd love to see how one does this in vanilla.

    • @wanderinghistorian
      @wanderinghistorian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Restoration magic is a perfectly valid school of magic!

    • @fishiefish6179
      @fishiefish6179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes please!

    • @dovahdude9460
      @dovahdude9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      poison rune is a restoration magic
      so using that and the restoration glitch, a restoration magic only build is doable.
      but how to get to the point in dragonborn where you can buy the spell from Talvas using only restoration is gonna be the impossible bit since no other restoration magic deals damage to living things unless using companions is ok in which case you can just heal em from behind as they fight

    • @insaneHollow
      @insaneHollow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dovah Dude I believe the spell “Vampires Bane” is also a restoration spell from the Dawnguard DLC. But has the same problem of getting to that point without dealing some damage...

  • @mane101970
    @mane101970 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Your videos are the only ones I truly watch with interest, and the only ones I unironically enjoy.

  • @kerenk
    @kerenk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The soundbites from different youtubers is fun, but when moonsetter plays.... you've got me now

  • @briangao9900
    @briangao9900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Telekinesis only build ;)

    • @Ellimist000
      @Ellimist000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes please. I'd love to see ymfah make that one work

    • @DragonWinter36
      @DragonWinter36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      After seeing what Paul of the Mitten Squad went through, I wouldn’t wish Skyrim Telekinesis Only on anybody

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DragonWinter36 mitten squad might be the most furry name I've ever heard.

    • @liamupdegrove1256
      @liamupdegrove1256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ChadKakashi nah he’s another TH-camr who has similar videos, I would definitely recommend, especially if you like Fallout

  • @iyona2305
    @iyona2305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    took me a while to realize what bow “only” means

  • @멋진날이야
    @멋진날이야 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Enemy with a shield: Ha,you can't hit me with arrows.
    I: (Run and beat him up with a Bow)
    Enemy:

  • @Sullivan657
    @Sullivan657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    misleading title, i thought it would be much less interesting that actually is.
    reversal clickbait

    • @hunterfogleman7443
      @hunterfogleman7443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gabriel Sulivan is it tho? It did say bow only.

    • @PietroSalles
      @PietroSalles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought it was a video giving tips to a full archer build. I didn't see from who was the channel hahahaha

  • @Luixls
    @Luixls 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how he hits the merchant with the crossbow in the merchant restock glitch, like, "we gonna roleplay all the way boys"

  • @sloth1667
    @sloth1667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that moonsetter at 4:37 got me cryin in the club tonight

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Ymfah here adding new builds we never knew we needed into the game.

  • @MythimnaImpura
    @MythimnaImpura 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    i was taken off guard by the sudden homestuck music. great video and challenge as always!

  • @DawidKov
    @DawidKov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The SovietWomble school of using a bow, taken to the extreme.

  • @MissPoplarLeaf
    @MissPoplarLeaf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The track that starts around 12:00 is Grandma (Destruction) from Nier: Automata, in case anyone was wondering and couldn't find it in the playlist!

    • @martonk
      @martonk ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you, thank you a thousand times! You did not have to post this here, but you did. You are a great person 🥰

  • @AkkoroMysty
    @AkkoroMysty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I hope your parents are proud of you, they have every reason to be”
    Ymfah: “I’m about to ruin this whole woman’s career”