If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”
The customers who ask that are normally way louder than they should be, passive-aggressively announcing it to those within ear-shot. The most overpriced, pretentious grocery store out there, placed in privileged areas of course. No low income family is gonna pay $25 for a 10-pack of chicken legs.
This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time
Humor personified. The physical humor and thought provoking every day life issues make your humor a happy pill that has no negative side effects. Thank you for all the smiles you bring to us!❤❤❤ God bless you.
*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!
@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!
I remember Robert DeNiro in his youthful years and worked with him on "Guilty by Suspicion" but he isn't as fantabulous as Sebastian......in less than 10 years, Sebastian will be the next DeNiro.......and still gorgeous
Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol
I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!
I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷
@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄
@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know
I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!" 😳😂🥴
No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊
This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂
I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda
Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!
@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for
I have such a fit of laughter with this one and have seen it so many times. It's still so damn funny when he says about the 2 shades of clothing-oatmeal, & Throw up! His expressions and faces and movements add to it. 🤣😅
Okay, I do not even normally like "Comedy Acts" and almost falling off the bed here dying😁🤣🤩~ Completely TRUE at the Orange County Whole Food in S. Cali; do not even get me started on what a simple CUP-of-Soup costs in that overhyped, overpriced, overstocked organic food farm😳🤯...Would buy tics in a sec to see his show in person~HILARIOUS❣!!
"Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another??" LMAO!! 😂🤣😂🤣
“Is it organic? Is it farm to table?? Do the chickens have friends and do they play well with one another???” OH MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣
If they asked that at a regular grocery store the response they would have gotten is “it’s dead and so are its friends. What does it matter if they got along? You’re still going to eat it.”
The customers who ask that are normally way louder than they should be, passive-aggressively announcing it to those within ear-shot. The most overpriced, pretentious grocery store out there, placed in privileged areas of course. No low income family is gonna pay $25 for a 10-pack of chicken legs.
Portlandia did it first
😂😂😂😂
Ķkj😅😅@@pablot-r9402
His mannerisms make all the jokes better.
He was voted as the best physical comedian haha
oh rlly?
Too unnatural and over the top. Acts like he’s on coke
His exaggerations go with the jokes.
The amount of times I’ve watched his acts over and over and still laugh 😂😂
Exactly!!!
Vinnie I know us as well, especially on a plane. I’m laughing my ass off!
Vinnie fr lmfao
SAME!
Hands down one of his best bits
If The Fonz, and Jerry and Ben Stiller had a kid. Love him😍 Just noticed the Kramer resemblance 😆
You people just ruined Sebastien for me . I will see Karmer now, f$cchers.🤣😂😁
You....are dim. You're dim!
Rewound that lightbulb part like 3-4 times. Just perfect.
Hysterical 😂
Same😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂
Hahahahaha
I go, "yeah? I can't see you"
‘Is this organic..is this farm to table’ cracks me up every time 🤣
"Some hippie falls out of the shelving unit"
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
😹😹
Lmfao
Whats funny is the majority of those people are laughing at the jokes but they're most likely regulars at Whole Foods lol. :)
Because they are Phony-Woke, On a need to be basis. Besides the store is a budget buster for most of us.
@@uzifelner6147 And some of us may actually prefer our animals not tortured when they're alive, so there's that.
@@uzifelner6147 All "woke" is phony and a whole lotta bullshit,
@@ashb001 I respect it, but do you think their going to stop making meat anytime soon? Just wondering.
They're in on the joke.
Definitely a top comedian right here. Very enjoyable to watch, easy for everyone to relate to, hilarious physical comedy and delivery. Just amazing.
S H is your picture Ben stiller? Cos if so, very fitting. Seb’s doppelgänger
He's mastered his craft.
He’s ok, buddy, relax.
@@auralplexyou relax
@@Istancapital @auralplex2 would you guys both relax, please
I live in the liberal hamptons and I can’t stop laughing 😂 This is spot on !!!
If Kramer and Ben Stiller had a baby...
John Garbarzyk that’s perfect
Yes ! 🤣🤣🤣
That is a good one
yeah whats this douchebag wearing?
More like if Ben Stiller and Andrew Dice Clay has a baby
"Saving 53% on the electric bill"
"oh yeah? I can't see you!"
Cracks me up every time 🤣
Me too!!!
Same!! 😂
Youuu…..are dim. You’re dim!
Should have said.. i can only see 47% of you
I love the way he says "YOU'RE DIM!" 😂
“Oatmeal and Throw-up” 🤣🤣🤣
Worked there for a year and this is beyond accurate!!! Lmao!!!!!
😅
😂😂😂
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE THIS GUY! BRIGHTENS MY DAYS...
This is how funny our society has become. He is actually not delivering jokes. Just a commentary on the state of humanity in general which is really funny and sad at the same time
yep ... that comedy 😂❤😢
This is so very true, because, true life is so funny.
Yes, the devolution of society is a comedy.
George Carlin!
Its soooo quiet. I thought my phone was muted lol
I did too!!🤔😏
a "me too" moment🤣
Yes! I thought my earbuds died because the volume is so low lol.
@@blerinasheme5273 uuuh lol im not going there
@@goldensunflower229 its seems to be ok by then end though
Humor personified. The physical humor and thought provoking every day life issues make your humor a happy pill that has no negative side effects. Thank you for all the smiles you bring to us!❤❤❤ God bless you.
“Lavender Chips” 😂🤣⚰️
I have never laughed so much watching any other comedian 😂😂😂
The scariest part about this joke-it is the truth! 😂 finally someone with platform says is like it is
Doesn’t have to get crude! A real comedian from the 60’s style. Way better than most from 60’s.
@@greenleavesofsummer9673 If you wanna be all Christian about comedy, just don't watch comedy at all.
When truth is absurd it becomes a joke.
Nailed it with the part about how they think they are saving the planet.
They've sucked even worse after Amazon bought them
Yup!!
I've seen this special 3 times, but I can watch this over and over again. I laugh every single time. Thank you for making the world a funnier place!
I can watch all of his routines over and over and still lol at all of them,he's just too funny🤣
It's medicine!
I have all the DVDs whenever I get down in the dumps I play them
I also make sure everyone i know fillies him!
@@c.w.b.5409
Agree,and u can't watch him and not laugh and feel better😊
*Soaps and potions 😂☠️*
Man, you are my favorite new comedian. Thank God you were on Netflix. Thank you for your talent!
Look at the green balls in my kitchen saving 53 percent of electricity ..
Sebastian : oh yeah i can't see you
😂😂
Gets me every time.
How this guy doesn't have a million subscribers is beyond me. I watch every show he puts out and he has never failed to make me laugh til I pee.
He’s a comedian he doesn’t care about subscribers
He has a 35 million dollar net worth that should do it
"Beside the lavender chips" lmfao.
I haven’t seen this much laughter since Robin Williams. Thanks Sebastian for keeping the laughter going you’re terrific!
Love your vibrant expressions....never stop doing them
You, are dim! You're dim! 😂😂
*Sebastian Maniscalco:* Your delivery is FANTASTIC - love it!!! You actually made me laugh out loud, which almost NO comedian can do!! Keep up the GREAT work - THANK YOU!!!
I’m the same .. I mean I laugh but not out loud … he makes me laugh like when I was a kid
@@laurabennett9498: Oh, so you too, eh?! Glad to know I'm not alone! Thanks Laura - I'm glad we both found the man who can make us LOL! 😆😉😁
@@janishart5128 I’m in the same boat, his delivery is one of a kind lmao
@@bencavert7421: Ahh, another member joins our 'club' of non-laughers! Well good for you, Ben (also my Grandson's name!) - I'm always glad to hear from others who have the same 'condition' I have! And I don't know why I am the way I am, because my Mother used to watch "I Love Lucy", when I was a child, and she laughed her head off! I watched some of the re-runs that were on a couple of years ago, and ...nothing! 😐😉 . Yes, Sebastian's delivery is excellent - he doesn't just stand there telling jokes - he puts some life into what he's saying!
Omg I just love your shows. Sometimes I can't catch my breath from laughing so hard!! I have watched your shows so many times.
I remember Robert DeNiro in his youthful years and worked with him on "Guilty by Suspicion" but he isn't as fantabulous as Sebastian......in less than 10 years, Sebastian will be the next DeNiro.......and still gorgeous
Just went to Whole Foods today. 100% everything he says is dead on accurate, doesn't matter if the Whole Foods is in New York or Florida or wherever lol
The soaps and potions isle is spot on
The crab walk holding the groceries, had me crying from laughing so hard
I can't..he's hilarious!😂
It's true I took my mom to Whole Foods and she was looking around for a good 10 minutes trying to figure out what these people were on
I like his bit about asking for plastic in the check out line, and everybody behind him is doing the hand on their heart and gasping thing. PLASTIC!! And he looks back at them and says out loud "Double bag everything!" LMAO!!
Isn't that the one he talks about everyone else bringing their own bags ...made out of WHEAT? That's a great one too!
Oh I must see that one!
I'll bet if a plain ol' white guy said the same shit this guy does, it wouldn't go over so well. People seem to forget that Italians are Caucasian, too, just a hair darker. Melanin competitions and shit. 🤷
😂 the vitamin aisle goes for ever🤔 lol
The bit from 1:30 - 2:20 had me literally laughing to tears!
I laughed so hard, I almost hurt myself. 🤣
He’s talking about Whole Foods workers making their own clothes while wearing a “Gordon Gartrelle” shirt. Love It.
outstanding reference!
L-O-L!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭
Who's shirt?
“throw up”. Go to the Brooklyn one. 50 shades of cray.
Absolutely hilarious.
They have that mushroom chamber - hate Whole Foods prices but respect the mushroom chamber
Yup! Then I go to Aldi’s and spend $30 and the cart is full!
Aldi is the best!
I have an Aldi here in Tampa Florida. Prices are the best and quality is great
Lidl is better!
I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this...imma always click and watch!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love love love Sebastian, funniest guy ever! You always make me laugh sooo hard, thank you. More if it needed in the world. X
One of the best. Right up there with the top comedians past and present.
The way the hippie pops out tho 😂😂😂
The funniest thing about these jokes is that he got it right about people who work in the environmental field and health food stores.
laughed so hard almost choked on my flax seed oatmeal..hilarious
I ask for a bag they are like : u wanna a bag ! U wanna destroy our planet ?
Sebastian : what do u want me to do i got 93 items
😂😂
D. Rüesch ruthless 😂
@D. Rüesch please dont be so judgemental...people in the comments post lines from the comedy bits, or any posts for that matter because they like something that made them laugh or moved them, or to just be included. I would much rather read those then a post putting some one down that you dont even know. Oh and yes I am a snowflake...beautiful and unique 😊❄
@D. Rüesch you bothered your self to write whole this shit , you could have just scrolled down or just smashed your fucking smartphone that your dady bought u to judge people that you don't even know
Whole Foods... Whole Paycheck
Clever!
Alan Malcheski i went once. Never looked back. Was’nt feelin it
Richard Alvarez seaweed chips. Love it
Whole wallet
Yet they are still in business and prospering while others like Lucky’s Market just went belly up.
I went to a PETA convention in DC as a young save-the-planet type, 1997. Upon arrival, in the elevator they kept looking at my feet and acting funny, like I'd done something wrong. Later in the day, someone said "Are those LEATHER shoes???!!!"
😳😂🥴
No matter what he talks about, I love it. He talks about everyday situations , but he does it so well that it just tickles me. I think he's the best comedienne of the 21st century. I hope he comes to Westchester County some day, because it's hard for me to get around and I would love to see him in person. He's the BEST!!!🙂💙🎤❤☺🧡😊
…you’re saying he’s a female comedian?
He was born and raised for this comedy.
I died when he said Argon. 😂
His midwest accent is pretty obvious but the "you're dim" is just too much lmao!
Hemp clothing comes in 2 colors - oatmeal and throw up. UUhhhh...excuse me sir - those are the same color.😂😂
Hands down, best comedian ever!
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I think so too😂
This is hilarious! Whole Foods rapidly became one of my favorite stores around 2008. However, it no longer resembles what it once use to be. And quite frankly since it’s changed ownership I don’t care for it nearly as much as I used to...He-hem, Bezos. But I really do enjoy this bit 😂
where do you get your lavender chips now?
Agreed, whole foods sucks under Bezos!!! Thank goodness Sebastian makes fun of it and he is truly hilarious 🤣😆
I don't know if they got one of these were you live but I enjoy Sprouts Farmers Market more now. I might go to Whole Foods now to only use the bathroom and get a soda
Have to watch him everyday! I laugh till my stomach hurts 😂
Please lower your volume before going to another video .. 🔥
You are most welcome ❤
Love him! Seriously the most hilarious 😂
Massaging people next to the lavender chips 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mjgirl55 😆 I’m a massage therapist, I did chair massage in Whole Foods one Saturday. It was fun and the people were very 👍🏽 nice.
My Favorite 🤣🤣 ." 1:45 Do the chickens play well together"
Sebastian you are Amazing !!! You tell the Truth !!!
So true to funny👏🏻😂 love this guy
Definitely not Whole Foods now, but man the memories! If you worked at a big store they definitely had a masseuse! 🤣
Yeah, I was wondering myself about the number of posts here saying how much he nailed the store and people in it and "telling it like it is." Was it _ever_ the way he described it? I've been going to ours for over 10 years now, and I've never experienced what he's describing. Even so, I still laughed at his routine; hilarious body language!
@@hlcepeda I worked at a pretty big store and there was a masseuse that came in on the weekends. They also had wine tastings and taught cooking classes. We had an in store nutritionalist that worked on site, helping people with their diets. It was crazy! Back in the day they really took care of their employees too, which is why everyone was so happy and willing to help. I no longer work there, but back in the day that was the best company I worked for
@@TyRizzoPeace 👍
I refuse to shop there anymore, butt he is frighteningly correct and very funny!!!!!
This is one of my favorite standups. I think we need a stand-up from Sebastian
Always makes me laugh! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE come to Knoxville, TN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have such a fit of laughter with this one and have seen it so many times. It's still so damn funny when he says about the 2 shades of clothing-oatmeal, & Throw up! His expressions and faces and movements add to it. 🤣😅
Bookie is brilliant! Love it
One of the very best in the game!
lol… I have a knot in my neck.. I hope that guy is in aisle 8! Pure hilarious! 😂😂😂
lol just pepper Some in made me cry. Oh my God, you’re so funny dude.
Your facial expressions and body language slay me!
I worked for Whole Foods for years . This is so true
Okay, I do not even normally like "Comedy Acts" and almost falling off the bed here dying😁🤣🤩~
Completely TRUE at the Orange County Whole Food in S. Cali;
do not even get me started on what a simple CUP-of-Soup costs in that overhyped, overpriced, overstocked organic food farm😳🤯...Would buy tics in a sec to see his show in person~HILARIOUS❣!!
Love ya lots. We need more of you everyday!!
OMG, I can't :"do chickens play well....."LMAO
Ur the best comedian ever 🤣🤣🤣
You are by far my fave comedian... and Italian !!!!
If he thinks Whole Foods have weirdos ! Sebastian next time try Walmart see how that goes lol
Everything he said so true. Dying laughing. Actually I'm hoarse from laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This guy is something else! He cracks me up!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest comedian ever😂
0:52 oh my daysss! “Farm to table”!! 😂😂
Love this guy!!! So funny
I just heard "But is it grass fed AND grass finished???I'm like "I just want a burger, can I just get that." She was still talking when I left.
Best was the worker coming out of the shelf. It's like whoa, where the f*** did you just come from? LMAO.
He is freaking hilarious and spot on
All whole foods people need to watch it 🤣 so true!
This guy is hilarious! Just awesome!
I pray this man lives for a thousand years. Instant GOAT