@@granpappytom5540 actually in greece italy started things on their own only to get beaten. Germany had to intervene because Italians got decimated in a certain battle i don't recall the name of.
@@fangrowls6336 my point was that Italy got their asses handed to them by Greece. Twice. Greece literally made it a point to surrender to Germany, not Italy.
my understanding of history in a nutshell. (Bonus: the only time I actually understand and liked something was stuff like the 1st inventions and the Boston Tea Party. that is literally it)
vladimir heavy: did you think you could beat me? american capitalists (libs and conservatives): "yeah" vladimir heavy: LET THIS BE LESSON FOR YOU. american liberals: "OH-kay!" american conservatives: "nooooo"
@@jaspervermeer659 They arguably both disliked each other. Mussolini and Hitler both had very different views on race and also disagreements on other things. Italy and Germany were also still basically enemies until the treaty/alliance between them and Japan was formed.
And it worked so well that Germany was scared shitless of Patton. That is why they thought the Normandy Landings were a diversionary tactic for Patton’s larger invading force of Operation Fortitude. They couldn’t comprehend that the USA would bench their best general at the most crucial point in the war. By the time they realized Patton wasn’t coming with his massive inflatable army, the Allies were marching across Europe.
It was actually a sound strategy for dealing with the German Army. The entire combat philosophy of the Germans at that time was centered around offensive maneuvering. All their hardware and combat doctrine was about offensive operations. By constantly attacking, Patton was able to prevent them from launching any major counteroffensives in his sector by constantly keeping them off balance. It's why he was the only one in a position to provide any support against the Ardennes offensive.
its true that this was his "plan of attack" however its much more subtle than people realize. What his point was he was not going to micromanage his corp. Commanders. He basically said that they knew their sector of the Front better than he, knew the units under their command better than he. Thus all he would tell them was as long as you are attacking, and taking ground i will not second guess your choices, if I did not trust your abilities as commanders you would not be under my command anymore. ironically given that Patton has a reputation of being a hard ass he was one of the more forgiving Generals to his subordinates, as long has his generals were carrying out his orders when they fucked up, as long as they learned from their mistakes, he would not relive them.
Australia was pretty much Britain’s excuse not to send out much of their troops. We did participate in Africa, France and the rest of Europe’s liberation.
@@emirtahasararslan7535 fun fact, Germany absolutely hated Italy with a passion and thought of the Mediteranian Countries (aka Italy, Spain, Greece, etc) as lower than them and considered France and Britain to be very similar to themselves. Germany desperately wanted to beat Britain or wanted to be their ally. When the allyship was denied, all hell broke loose. And guess what Hitler does when a bombing raid goes over Berlin? He shoots himself in the foot and starts bombing British cities instead of fighting the RAF recovery buildings, paving the way for potential invasion. Japan really screwed Germany over as well, not only with Pearl Harbor but with Russia as well. Japan had two options back in the day of WW2 before America joined. Fight North and help the Germans invade Russia, hopefully pinning the soviets and crushing the army, or fight South/West and invade China and Australia (which they did) and ignore just about everything Germany asks for. Way too many blunders happened during the Axis’s turn that, had the Germans captured Stalingrad and Russia, would it have truly mattered in the end?
3:36 it’s funny when you know that France wanted to extend the maginot line to the France-Belgium border but Belgium refused in the name of neutrality.
They shoved to much PC shit in the marketing but multiplayer games don't have to be accurate. Eh it kinda sucked anyway. Wasn't that bad but they fucked themselves with the marketing and no one played the game. In short don't have women in your WW2 games unless it's the Russian and Yugoslavian front to please History nerds or whatever.
they fucked up Battlefield 5 because of the politically corect retards who wouldnt even play the game but they would ve found ways to ruin it in the media
Swiss 1: That sure looks interesting doesn’t it? Swiss 2: Ja Swiss 1: Want to sit behind our neutral borders and snack on popcorn while we laugh as the world burns? Swiss 2: Ja
Patton: I have a plan Roosevelt: Well let's hear it Patton: ok hear me out we ATTACK!!! Roosevelt: Well it can't be any worse than what Italy has done.
No replies huh. Well I suppose the only reasonable course of action is to create a pointless war with people on the internet. Funny how britain is just America's bondage bitch
Ww2 strategies in nutshell German: lightning fast attacks And complicated maneuvering with complex vehicles Russia: massive waves of infantry and tanks Patton: KILL!
For the entire periode of WW2 the soviets had less official military personnel than nazi Germany. massive waves of infantry and tanks is a persistent but wrong myth. massive artillery bombardment on the other hand was the truth. only after the war soviet military numbers truly exploded.
This is pretty cool! When I made the script originally I was loosely following WWII; Medic was Germany who attacked Spy, Pyro was Japan so Soldier dropped the bomb on them not Heavy. The video still ended with Heavy versus Soldier like the Cold War I guess, I'm not very good at history. The sequel would be them racing to the moon. I condensed the video very early on since it was way too much work and wouldn't fit within five minutes but that 5th plane is left over from when Medic was in the video.
@@ureehueurv Probably because people don’t want to learn from history. If they acknowledge the sins of the past, then they’ll realize that they’re wrong about certain things, and that they’ll have to accept responsibility for their actions.
Lorenzo Centurelli Basically what happened in world war 1 except the allies won’t have Italy to push their units through into Germany. Or maybe Italy would have joined the allies and Germany would have been defeated a lot faster.
The only thing I’ll “well ackshually” as a history nerd is Trotsky being Stalin’s copilot. It probably should’ve been Zhukov, or even Tukhachevsky since he disappears after the “Great Purge”. HOWEVER, the red scout being so unbelievably accurate as Italy makes up for it, so it balances out 😂
@@GoPackGoBaby "hey, i know we kinda *nuked the absolute crap outta you* but um... take some western economic benefits and call it even?" _"omae wa mou shindeiru"_
@@jockeyfield1954 To be fair, the nuke was humane compared to what would have happened if not used. And after what Japan did in China and the Philippines, they should not be painted the victims of WWII.
2:02 “non-canonical plane lurking in the background.” Just a plane that represents every neutral country. “11/10 would be neutral again.” Had a good laugh at that reply.
@@thedbdentity2102 Kazotsky kick is from Ukraine, but i guess Ukraine was part of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), so i guess Russia does take a small amount of copyright to the Kazotsky Kick dance, and it was used by alot of Russians.
@@LiveOrcaReaction I asked him, because it sounded like he was saying that Finnland didn’t participate in WW2, which was indeed the case, which was why I was asking if he was joking xD
Missed oportunity: When the back of Soldiers plane SHOT OFF, it should have said, The Back of the Plane: Winston Churchill in the future, The Fire: Everyone who will eliminate him from prime minister after the War.....
The Swiss watch their neighbours fight, but never act, as their allies cannot get in by any means. Hidden air bases, infrastructure with bombs packed into it, tank traps, house bunkers, Switzerland has the lot. That's why nobody will invade Switzerland. Too much effort to get too few across.
And he look on you like on an idiot and told you to go back to books. This vid is shit. Random WW2 "fact" mixed together, out of order, out of sence, out of everything.
As a guy who took military history courses, I can safely say... This was pretty friggin' accurate. I mean, some events were out of order but still pretty friggin' accurate.
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"We did it because we're best friends!"
-Italy trying to act like they took
part in defeating France.
Or Greece.
@@granpappytom5540 actually in greece italy started things on their own only to get beaten.
Germany had to intervene because Italians got decimated in a certain battle i don't recall the name of.
@@fangrowls6336 my point was that Italy got their asses handed to them by Greece. Twice. Greece literally made it a point to surrender to Germany, not Italy.
@@granpappytom5540 greece was helped by the british navy and armi. No one ever remember that.
@@alessiobarberi6271 After they fucked up Italy. The Allies sent reinforcements when Germany got involved.
I both did and didn’t understand everything at the same time
It was a BIT out of order...
like Molotov-Ribbentrob wasn't broken before the fall of france lmao
If you see it more as a series of references and less like the actual timeline, and forget Japan existed, it’s pretty good.
I did, but only because I slowed the video down and looked half the stuff up.
Confusing as hell.
my understanding of history in a nutshell. (Bonus: the only time I actually understand and liked something was stuff like the 1st inventions and the Boston Tea Party. that is literally it)
Then your name is fitting, and ironic
“Did you forget about me?”
“ʸᵉᵃʰ”
vladimir heavy: did you think you could beat me?
american capitalists (libs and conservatives): "yeah"
vladimir heavy: LET THIS BE LESSON FOR YOU.
american liberals: "OH-kay!"
american conservatives: "nooooo"
420 likes?
“Yeah”
Well, off to visit your mothers!
sandvich
FRANCE OH NO IM SCARED XD
The red scout in the cockpit being Italy is perfect. He's just going along with Germany and hoping for the best.
fr
Cock pit
Ong
And Germany pushing him off like he hates him
@@jaspervermeer659 They arguably both disliked each other. Mussolini and Hitler both had very different views on race and also disagreements on other things. Italy and Germany were also still basically enemies until the treaty/alliance between them and Japan was formed.
That was Patton’s actual strategy “attack, attack, attack and never slow down or they will, regroup and will be ready.”
Best.general.ever.
And it worked so well that Germany was scared shitless of Patton. That is why they thought the Normandy Landings were a diversionary tactic for Patton’s larger invading force of Operation Fortitude. They couldn’t comprehend that the USA would bench their best general at the most crucial point in the war. By the time they realized Patton wasn’t coming with his massive inflatable army, the Allies were marching across Europe.
American fighting
@@Alpha0727 better deception than Julius Caesar and the conquest of Gaul
@@Alpha0727 but it only woked cause of Russia there where only 1 mil in France a lot not even at Normandy the rest was at the eastern front
The US: what’s your plan of attack?
Patton: *attack*
Literally Patton:argues with Montgomery because Montgomery does not attack
I have a plan. ATTACK.
*Kicks door*
AATAAAAAAAAAAACK!
*roger that*
It was actually a sound strategy for dealing with the German Army. The entire combat philosophy of the Germans at that time was centered around offensive maneuvering. All their hardware and combat doctrine was about offensive operations. By constantly attacking, Patton was able to prevent them from launching any major counteroffensives in his sector by constantly keeping them off balance. It's why he was the only one in a position to provide any support against the Ardennes offensive.
Patton: Gimme all the tanks, I'll take it from there.
Career Politicians: *Just slamming buttons like a big dumb baby*
Yep
It's not yep
It's YEEEEEAAH
i can relate - yesterday i mashed my keyboard playing tf2
Yea
If you can see this then your lit
I find really surprising that everything fits so well. Sometimes i see people forcing things a little bit when they made memes like this
The spy is france incarnate
Yeah I was also thought the same bro but woah 411 likes but no replys before me
Patton: "ATAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
if only scout was replaced by medic
Meh, I like the fact that they're similar to each other except one is far more serious about what they're doing. Just my preference tho. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@Samwiz1
I think he was talking about the fact that medic is german.
When I searched for soldier it literally showed me hitler as medic
Japan would be a better axis power than Italy
which scout
if only i watched this a few hours ago before taking my history test
Don’t worry, it’s slightly out of order anyways. France fell BEFORE Molotov-Ribbentrop was broken in real life. xD
Did you get an A?
Kaung Chit Naing wow nice job
Whoops accidentally misclicked the dislike button
*Yeah, this is big brain time*
"You died a virgin."
Italy: *sniffs* "It's true"
Little did they know, the Mafia took Italy's virginity
alucard.exe has been activated.
El Generico British Commenter stfu 😂
💀
1:45 The fact that this was Patton's actual strategy has me dying.
Best offense is a good defense I suppose
I need an explanation please 💀
@@KyloBarleyHe basically just said to Attack but added more fancy words to make the plan sound more Smart
@@shoebillstork1 the only thing I could find was something along the lines of “hold them by the nose and kick their ass”
its true that this was his "plan of attack" however its much more subtle than people realize. What his point was he was not going to micromanage his corp. Commanders. He basically said that they knew their sector of the Front better than he, knew the units under their command better than he. Thus all he would tell them was as long as you are attacking, and taking ground i will not second guess your choices, if I did not trust your abilities as commanders you would not be under my command anymore.
ironically given that Patton has a reputation of being a hard ass he was one of the more forgiving Generals to his subordinates, as long has his generals were carrying out his orders when they fucked up, as long as they learned from their mistakes, he would not relive them.
I love how the only thing Brittan does is say "Yeah" in a calm monotone
WW2 Britain in a nutshell
They were busy being the punching bag
*Battle of Britain Noises*
Bimomb
Well once the yanks got involved it was all the UK could say... Yeah...
I lost it when Italy admitted to dying a virgin LMFAO
lol poor guy just wanted to be like big daddy rome and be the foundation to 2 millenia of European cultures
Petition for Italy to cleanse Europe now and reform the Roman Empire
@@Samwiz1 hey sam big fan of your content, do more good work you magnificient bastard
Vaffanculo.
@@The_D_ray nessuno lo direbbe a chi porta onore a papà impero romano
Trotsky and Stalin being on the same team is the most cursed thing I’ve seen in a while
Enclave Remnant Man, Lenin asked that Stalin not be allowed to run the country
@@КолянЗолотарев-р8ч oh, then Stalin and Khrushchev I guess.
Lenin's dying wishes, not let Stalin take it, give it to Trotsky instead
Zhukov
If it was lenin then he would of died Being pissed at stalin
I showed that to my homie before his WWII test, he got a 92.
*Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.*
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Wait, how ?!
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Shouldn't sniper owl have been Switzerland, since he didn't actually fight.
But they ironically held Nazi Gold in their banks
TigerTrainerXD So should’ve the Fifth plane.
Well tiger, Australia did not fight in Europe but they helped in the Philippines when japan had been occupying it
Australia was pretty much Britain’s excuse not to send out much of their troops. We did participate in Africa, France and the rest of Europe’s liberation.
I feel like sniper should of been switzerland
Same
You can’t kill the Swiss. They literally weaponized their own country.
Could be Turkey too
Dorukhan doğan No No you misunderstand, the sniper is a owl not a turkey
@@jamesgreen90 Ba dumm tsss
Italy: were best friends!
Germany: g e t o f f m e
HAHAHA
Like in the history
accurate
Italy also deserved this inn history because for god sake germany was even fighting for Italy meanwhile Italy was suppose to help germany
@@emirtahasararslan7535 fun fact, Germany absolutely hated Italy with a passion and thought of the Mediteranian Countries (aka Italy, Spain, Greece, etc) as lower than them and considered France and Britain to be very similar to themselves. Germany desperately wanted to beat Britain or wanted to be their ally. When the allyship was denied, all hell broke loose. And guess what Hitler does when a bombing raid goes over Berlin? He shoots himself in the foot and starts bombing British cities instead of fighting the RAF recovery buildings, paving the way for potential invasion. Japan really screwed Germany over as well, not only with Pearl Harbor but with Russia as well.
Japan had two options back in the day of WW2 before America joined. Fight North and help the Germans invade Russia, hopefully pinning the soviets and crushing the army, or fight South/West and invade China and Australia (which they did) and ignore just about everything Germany asks for. Way too many blunders happened during the Axis’s turn that, had the Germans captured Stalingrad and Russia, would it have truly mattered in the end?
3:36 it’s funny when you know that France wanted to extend the maginot line to the France-Belgium border but Belgium refused in the name of neutrality.
I love how the scouts with the Ushanka's that are doing the kazotsky kick are labled traitors
0:11
Xd
Logan Kauffman its accurate too cus there were 1 million soviet troops fighting for germany
LMFAOO JUST NOTICED
0:12
For a split second you can see a scout crying or sobbing
whatever
@@dadissocreepyicantimaginwb4642 he was caught and sentenced death
I still can’t believe that “screaming eagles” is a real airborne division.
I wish I could I join them
@@pizzatime4024 it was an airforce division around ww2
@@gamingseagull9321 yeah but if I was in the past I would want to join the division just to scream screaming Eagles during battle
@@pizzatime4024 nice
If it wasn't then why would soldier say it, he believes that he is part of army remember?
2:25 "the burning you feel, it is shame"
Best last words ever
I thought it said the Berlin you field
I thought he said "The burning u feel - FINISH HIM"
Fire! Fire!-The amazing engineer
The burning you feel that it’s fire because I’m pretty sure this plane is on fire
the burning you fear it is shame
3:25 lets just continue to ignore the extra speed that came out of nowhere to make that maneuver possible
I mean...Spy got screwed when he tried the same so it still makes sense that scout pulled that off based on his character.😂
its either pervitin (meth) or panzerschokolade (meth infused chocolate), we will never know which one it was :(
Still more historically accurate than BattlefieldV
A fish throw out a window is more accurate
They shoved to much PC shit in the marketing but multiplayer games don't have to be accurate. Eh it kinda sucked anyway. Wasn't that bad but they fucked themselves with the marketing and no one played the game. In short don't have women in your WW2 games unless it's the Russian and Yugoslavian front to please History nerds or whatever.
they fucked up Battlefield 5 because of the politically corect retards who wouldnt even play the game but they would ve found ways to ruin it in the media
@Jensen simp?
That's ww1......
2:02 that 5th plane is switzerland
Swiss 1: That sure looks interesting doesn’t it?
Swiss 2: Ja
Swiss 1: Want to sit behind our neutral borders and snack on popcorn while we laugh as the world burns?
Swiss 2: Ja
@@zachboyd4749 Switzerland are medics, right? it's even accurate because the medics are always hiding until noticed and are involved.
Frozenfire darknight no there the Spanish
It could be.... The Pyros........... or it could just be Demomen.
Nah the 5th one is Japan
Patton: I have a plan
Roosevelt: Well let's hear it
Patton: ok hear me out we ATTACK!!!
Roosevelt: Well it can't be any worse than what Italy has done.
Italy: Creates Spaghetti
france: ON CONSTRUIT UN PUTIN DE MUR QUI EST FOUTU D’AVANCE MAIS ON LE CONSRUIT QUAND-MÊME!!!!
Ur fired
He just needs some resources and some goddamn faith.
@@adamuhaddadi5332 I am bullet proof but not Ardennes proof
USA: "Is he your friend?"
Italy: "Si"
Germany: "Nein"
I feel like I learned more about world war 2 from this edit then I did back in middle school.
theWAHbox lol thanks, I’ve always liked history. Shame it doesn’t pay well enough for me to consider it a viable career choice.
Same
@@Samwiz1 I don't know man, if you've got the voice, you could make some epic history documentaries.
Didn't like to keep the likes to 420
Same
The depiction of britain and America is hilarious. As a brit I was in stitches.
America: FIRE ALL THE DEMOCRACY!
UK: Yeah...
No replies huh. Well I suppose the only reasonable course of action is to create a pointless war with people on the internet.
Funny how britain is just America's bondage bitch
@@juliuskingsley4434 lmao correct
@@juliuskingsley4434 We made you what you are. Be grateful :)
@@juliuskingsley4434 Funny how America is just the worlds fat mall cop
@@dremdram5496 Wow some brit got feeling hurt, oh so sad.
I love how Poland is just the skull on the floor.
Edit: Just to clear things up, I'm polish myself. Im not a racist.
I thought it looked like that crying cat meme
Meanwhile France is there for the whole vid even though it got fked in a month just like Poland
@@majkel1684 because when dday happened france was liberted
@@galactic-hamster7043 lol
yeah cause got invaded 69 times in a row
The part where Stalin drops Moscow is so frisking accurate
I love how russia is an actual plane and the the pilots are russian leaders, while the other planes are alliances and the pilots are countries
WTF is going on here?
@Mr. Weon si, pero casi todos aquí hablan en inglés, aunque talvez tuve que leer tu nombre primero
@Mr. Weon porque enviaste el video?
@Mr. Weon a la pt madre revisé el canal y tenías razón
@Mr. Weon I love that this makes no sense
Ww2 strategies in nutshell
German: lightning fast attacks And complicated maneuvering with complex vehicles
Russia: massive waves of infantry and tanks
Patton: KILL!
Well yes, but actually no
Actually, not Russia , it’s USSR - United Social Soviet Socialist Republic
Actually, Soviet's doctrine is "Deep battle"
Actually , its united states soviet socialist social soviet republic
For the entire periode of WW2 the soviets had less official military personnel than nazi Germany. massive waves of infantry and tanks is a persistent but wrong myth.
massive artillery bombardment on the other hand was the truth.
only after the war soviet military numbers truly exploded.
This is pretty cool! When I made the script originally I was loosely following WWII; Medic was Germany who attacked Spy, Pyro was Japan so Soldier dropped the bomb on them not Heavy. The video still ended with Heavy versus Soldier like the Cold War I guess, I'm not very good at history. The sequel would be them racing to the moon. I condensed the video very early on since it was way too much work and wouldn't fit within five minutes but that 5th plane is left over from when Medic was in the video.
Bruh why is this comment down here?
Love your shit BTW
Ola
Still haven't finished it, huh?
The Creator... you have my respect
May i ask what was the original plot in the end before you had to cut it shorter?
"The burning you feel? It is SHAME."
I don't know who this Pattonson guy is, but he sounds like a champ.
patton was an american general who was at african corp and d day
@@leonnovoselac5000 And during the Allie/Soviet invasion to Germany
This is a really accurate version of WW2
Sham
Sun-tzu said that
USSR: "Is he your friend?"
Italy: "Yes"
Germany: "No"
RUNRUN IM COMIN FO YO 0:53
;-;
👌😂 смешной , смешной)
HAHAHAGAGAHAHAHAGA
Italy be like: Say what?
France-DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME
Most history books-YES
How it feels to fight in world war 2,and been trapped in a v.r. simulator,been inside a woman's body,in order to fullfil your revenge?
I assure you no historian worth their salt ever forgets the French.
@@goroakechi6126 yes it was just a joke
@@goroakechi6126 ah yes the vital contribution the French played in all 3 months they were a part of it lmao
@@yeetjones927
I was talking as a whole throughout history, and even then, France was a huge part of the war effort.
"We failed, men..."
"Negatory ! You call that a loss ? I've crapped bigger losses than that !"
Why is this so well timed with the historical truth ?
Love the
"Vets with severe PTSD: Perfect landing"
you a Italy
Alright
vets 💀
Yankee propaganda destroyed with a meme of 5 mins ahaha
when the text said "no seriously this was his actual strategy"
i was like: so just attack?
yep. that was his whole plan
Well it worked
Fun fact:because of that plan,on the sicily campaign while Patton pushed north western,the British took many more losses.
*ATAAAAAAAACK*
@@Jacob-zk1jy *Roger that*
I admire that they are not afraid to use the actual symbol of The Nazi Party.
Why would they be afraid ? its just a flag
@@mountainjew4744 Censorship
@@anibalrodriguez2626 it's history and it shouldn't be ignored. Those who know nothing about history are bound to repeat it again.
@@dangercat9188 i agree. yt still censors most of them though
@@ureehueurv Probably because people don’t want to learn from history. If they acknowledge the sins of the past, then they’ll realize that they’re wrong about certain things, and that they’ll have to accept responsibility for their actions.
1:42 ''Patton's strategy.'' *kicks down the pilot door and screams ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!* ''No this was his actual strategy.''
Wait what strategy were they trying to do?
I love how germany is visibly annoyed with Italy xD
At least that part’s accurate lmao
Ikr! XD
@@Samwiz1 It really is. Didn't Germany get mad at Italy for trying to help in the Battle of Britain?
if i remember right germany got mad at them for being stupid in the war and because of the battle of britain to (i am german)
@@beanie_demonx3207 nice im german too
Now do it for End Of the Line, and Expiration date, and every other relatively great sfm
Reworked Username hmmm...
Perhapps.
Bolted bahemoth?
@@Samwiz1 Go for it man!
Father
Live and let spy?
"The burning you feel?"
*_"It is shame."_*
I have no shame
@@NightySevenn *not yet you don't*
Communists feel no shame. They shipped it off to the salt mines.
Copy
Teacher: What is your best way to learn history?
My response:
"We did it because we're best friends"
-Italy
"Let go of me!"
- Germany (I think)
Thetdm Zack bro who should it be else then Germany 🤷🏽♂️
@@lilkruhsi3810 I didnt Saw Japan on the back of the plain
Angelo DeWitt if you can’t see the difference between the german (nazi) flag and the Japan flag, you should probably go back to school
@@lilkruhsi3810 ??? Wtf bro? Japan was part of an alliance with Germany and Italy
1:44 the fact that this was legit George S. Patton's strategy kills me Everytime.
Edit: my grammar is fantastic so I fixed it.
ATTACK!!!!!!
Roger that!
ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*AAAAAATTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCÇCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Italy’s interpretation is so accurate it hurts
At least we didn't die, sometimes i wonder what would have happened if Italy didn't help Germany
Lorenzo Centurelli
Basically what happened in world war 1 except the allies won’t have Italy to push their units through into Germany. Or maybe Italy would have joined the allies and Germany would have been defeated a lot faster.
The only thing I’ll “well ackshually” as a history nerd is Trotsky being Stalin’s copilot. It probably should’ve been Zhukov, or even Tukhachevsky since he disappears after the “Great Purge”. HOWEVER, the red scout being so unbelievably accurate as Italy makes up for it, so it balances out 😂
so this whole thing was racing to berlin, makes sense for germany to call it their runway
"Son of a cussing cuss word!"
-Soilder
"Godspeed you magnificent bastard"
-Soldier
That hits different now...
"Red and white stripes beat hammer adn sickle LOOK IT UP"
-Soldier
Sun Tzu said that
@@satiricalstoringlife9832 no
i just realized how many likes this comment has who are you people
The Sniper should have been Japan coming in to flex with their post war economic miracle.
Brilliant
That was because of the USA
@@GoPackGoBaby "hey, i know we kinda *nuked the absolute crap outta you* but um... take some western economic benefits and call it even?"
_"omae wa mou shindeiru"_
"sure"
*creates anime.*
@@jockeyfield1954 To be fair, the nuke was humane compared to what would have happened if not used. And after what Japan did in China and the Philippines, they should not be painted the victims of WWII.
I loved the way how the Earth appeared at the end LMAO
my favorite character was Patton, his chaotic energy just screams Amarica
Nice spelling of America.
**MURICA*
Yeah America sure is in a great state now
@@sabinamartinez7058 *MURICA, F*CK YEA
Meruca
Pyro, Medic, Engineer Demoman: “I wonder what the rest of our team is doing.”
The rest of the team:
Pyro is japan medic is the smaller colonies the axis conquered and demoman is england's colonies
Don’t forgot Engie
And medic
Engie is Texas tho so I guess America
I am the American Charles
Trotsky and Stalin?
TOGETHER?
*_THIS IS BEYOND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS_*
Lmao true
Beyond the laws of physics, because Leon was in Mexico
yea
Should've been Zhukov
Plot twist: it was supposed to be Kalinin.
The fact I understood this better than my actual history class is killing me. God bless the tf2 community lmao
U.S.A strategy: "We should.."
Patton:"ATTACK!!!"
2:02 “non-canonical plane lurking in the background.”
Just a plane that represents every neutral country.
“11/10 would be neutral again.”
Had a good laugh at that reply.
Spain an portugal
switzerland should have been the sniper in the end
"11/10 would be neutral again"
tbh i though of the Japaneses pre pearl harbor
"yeah, just here rapping china alone chilling"
Turkey
When a TF2 SFM teaches you more than history class does.
LOL
except in very low detail
Big brain moment when athletics club needs new equipment, but no one reads history books anymore. Funding goes to sports every time.
Xe
Actually no
3:40 caught me completely off guard
USA:Ded
Germany:ded
Russia:ded
France:ded
Earth:I WIN HOOT HOOOOOOOOOT
Russia occupied Berlin. USSR is win.
Japan: Cooked
U.S.A: Confidence
@@mokka1115 No,USSR had captured Berlin,not Allies,it was occupied later
@@mokka1115 The whole of Berlin was in east Germany and was split after the war ended.
I love how the scouts that are doing the kazotsky kick are labeled as 'traitors'
Funry
I mean it did originate in Russia
@@thedbdentity2102
Kazotsky kick is from Ukraine, but i guess Ukraine was part of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), so i guess Russia does take a small amount of copyright to the Kazotsky Kick dance, and it was used by alot of Russians.
@DramaBeast by the way it's funny how Ukranians in ww2 were known for their separatist movement of OUN.
@VIGuy stfu almost everybody doesn't talk about it
Me: **Impatiently waiting for a Kamikaze japanese plane to come out**
@@NathaelDias scam brotha
@@NathaelDias no u press that
khamikaze planes r khamikaze planes and *kamikaze planes are JAPANESE*
I waited for Italy to switch sides
@Imperial Japan konochiwa
“Well, off to visit your mother”
Forgot spy had that line
Plot Twist: Turbulence was based on the world war 2
Bigger plot twist: WW2 was based on turbulence
"When I made the script originally I was loosely following WWII" - Dunkle, in this very comment section.
@@MRPear-rv7xo biggest pilot twist turbulence based on WII based turbulence
True
France and Britain : So what's our strategy ?
USA : *Attaaaaaaaaack*
Thats america for you
@@comicfan8350 :)
ATTTTACkKKkKKkKkIwdhisjwbhx
Rrroger that
If it works, it works
3:50 When an Englishman drops his cup of tea you know things are getting serious
Actually, in the time it takes for the tea to fall, the englishman will already have claimed his victim
Vape it reminds me of actual history and not a lame bastardized version of it.
Feldmarschall Von Braunschweig well said brother
Except that's George Patton, the American General?
zeddystar1 yeah I realized that upon commenting because I thought it was Britain not Patton because I didn’t check the timestamp
The George S. Patton parts made me laugh so hard
No one:
Patton: I don't know who I am. I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that I must *attaaaaaack*
Got an A+ because of this
then to the Principal's Office for watching this during class
Wait what how
@@whydoiexist2180 I explained History based on this video
@@mccoolfriend6818 thats a big bruh moment
@@AverageTheLonelyF2P yep
@@mccoolfriend6818 But the events in the video are out of order you can never know what’s going on unless you studied history.
3:30 "the FALL of paris"
Geo gent Missed opportunity for a joke about how the pissed the French soldiers in the south were about the surrender
Just replace the neutral countries with the southern forces, and you’re good to go.
"APOLOGIES"
That was very litteral with the 'Fall of Paris'
You had to do it didnt you
"Watch and learn" best last words ever.😂
3:28
Wing oveload 30G
War thunder in nutshell
Noobs when they try to out maneuver a fighter while flying a four engine bomber
Relatable
It's ridiculous that you can go at match 1 but if you turn right 1 grade you will instantly die.
Lol
You got a hole in your left wing!
“The burning you feel?.......it is shame”
That cracked me up so hard
2:26
Same
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Captain Obvious even better since it’s Trotsky to Stalin
The way I heard it was " The burning you feel? ... It is *shit* "
True
2:04: The Fifth one is Finland in the background
Naah japan
Yeah finland because the coold war was during WW2
must be neutral sweden helping both sides
@@Philipp.of.Swabia NaH IT'S TRUE, and I'm finnish.
@@LiveOrcaReaction I asked him, because it sounded like he was saying that Finnland didn’t participate in WW2, which was indeed the case, which was why I was asking if he was joking xD
Taught me more than my history teacher could in three years
Missed oportunity: When the back of Soldiers plane SHOT OFF, it should have said,
The Back of the Plane: Winston Churchill in the future,
The Fire: Everyone who will eliminate him from prime minister after the War.....
He was shortly killed by winston churchill
France and UK before the war: « this is fine, they won’t attack, they won’t dare »
Germany: *DEJA VU, IVE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE*
U United Kindom
Great Britain
Winter of 1941: Back on the rocks now baby!
People say “I learn more history from CH then school”
What I say is “TF2 is just history in a nutshell”
1:32 this is so funny just like “that one guy”, the most influencial guy in ww2
We really laugh hard when we catched the atomic bomb.
You’re what, the 10th “Joseph Stalin” to stop by here?
@@Samwiz1 I'm the real "Stalin" pleasure to meet you my comrade.
Got any spare T-34 tanks?
Oh and I heard about this iron sight sniper from Finland called the ‘White Death.’
@@cristhegamer7572 Do you want to go to the Gulag?
Well I've noticed that everyone asking "where Switzerland?" Same answer as always
Cameraman
European Wars, always fought under the ever watching eyes of the Swiss people.
@@Kaiserboo1871 who count the coffers of both sides kek
The Swiss watch their neighbours fight, but never act, as their allies cannot get in by any means.
Hidden air bases, infrastructure with bombs packed into it, tank traps, house bunkers, Switzerland has the lot.
That's why nobody will invade Switzerland. Too much effort to get too few across.
its the random plane at 2:03
@@monke7819 turkey is in that plane too turkey didn’t participate during ww2
0:13 would have been funnier if the door that was being shut said GAS CHAMBER when it was being shut
Daaaaang, that’s an opportunity missed.
(For the people outside)
LOL
Turbulence: Has a sickle and hammer
Me: Why did they included that? ._.
1:45 no seriously his real strategy XD
That sad but it work
Hey why use smart strategy when caveman strategy works
My teacher said "you cant learn something by playing games, you have to learn it by reading books
I showed him this
Yall teach' is an idiot lol
aaaand?
And he look on you like on an idiot and told you to go back to books.
This vid is shit. Random WW2 "fact" mixed together, out of order, out of sence, out of everything.
@@wardasz bad ending....a destroyer of fun appear
Yes teaching ,more like killing kids imagination well first 5 is ez
As a guy who took military history courses, I can safely say...
This was pretty friggin' accurate. I mean, some events were out of order but still pretty friggin' accurate.
Yes I can also say, because the US didn't tried to kill the USSR in ww2.
But the video was still pretty epic.
Comrade Iosif
We wanted Berlin, and lost the race
@History Tank paton was a good general, but high command stoped him from taking Paris with halted him heavly
And Trotsky and Stalin were enemies in real life.
It wasn't THAT accurate because of the "Race to Berlin" thing, that never happened
This is better than the orgional ngl its lines and context make it so much better, especially if ur a history buff
America Soldier: *Says something*
Britain Soldier: Yeah...
Hello there
General kenobi
It's true though, brits were dependant on americans
Giancarlos Benitez brits didn’t depend on America to defend ourselves
Giancarlos Benitez still think it’s bold that I learn more history on the internet than in class-
Thank you
2:02 I am 100% sure that the non cannon fifth plane is Greece
Why?
@@user-babden1 γιατι ετσι
Ούτε εγώ καταλαβαίνω καλύτερο δεν θα ήταν να είναι η Φιλανδία ή η Ιαπωνία;
no it's the Japanese and the co-prosperity sphere
No it’s the Swiss
So Patton’s strategy was literal just “ATTACK!!!!”? Maybe I could be a general
U Soviet Union
General Pardison strategy is also known as assault with pre-much everything under disposal
It did work though. The Germans were so paranoid of him they thought the D-Day landings were a distraction for a ground invasion.
Yep. Good old "i slap the PTSD out of my soldiers" patton.
"A good general, maybe even the best."
I like how this meme is only a few million views away from matching the original video's viewcount.
0:52 Ohh, this russian accent.
Что прости я в английском не силен
what's?
not accurate
@@СветланаРилль-ъ7ш Он написал:Охх, этот Русский акцент
@@SylphyEnjoyer дадада
yep
"I Win! HOOT HOOT!"
-Earth
Actually it's "I. WIN."
@@TheCheesiestNacho Oh
Switzerland:
3:28 france:"watch and learn.hahaa"
*Plane loses wings*
France:press f to pay respect
F
F
F
f
F
EVERYTHING to do with Patton was GOLD!! 😂😂😂