[Expiration Date] But it's Cold War History
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- Alright, my brain is fried, as I have spent the last week nonstop either studying for finals or rushing to meet the deadline to upload this.
That said, it going live marks the one year anniversary of my WW2 Turbulence video, so uh...
yay! :D
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#ExpirationDate #ColdWar #HistoryMemes
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Alright, here's a mandatory pinned comment to address some things.
1. Before you comment asking why Ms. Pauling is the Russian Federation flag despite it being the Cold War, did you read the context? She represents Russian Reformers Scout wants to appeal to.
2. At the very, very, VERY beginning, I spelled the title as "Experation Date." Silly me.
I'll update this as new things are pointed out. Thanks again for watching. :)
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it's so weird how I just got your turbulence edit and now I see you're posting this
Can I use this in a school project
ok
4:50 the fact that Germany (spy) is reading "how to be peaceful" makes that scene 10 times better
351 likes and no comments lemme fix that
@@Gemisticsno dad with milk lemme not fix that
@@GemisticsCritical hit!
“Chicken Tramp as the Philippines”
As a Filipino myself, I loved that section for some reason lmao
i feel insulted a tad but it was funneh
I think it would have been better if the chicken tramp was Canada instead
Probably because usa once protected Philippines during the early 1900s
And helped us out during WW2. America’s done a lot for us.
@@NisarKhan-jm1uh America ruled over the Phillipines from 1888-1946 until America released the Phillipines
Medic = France
Spy = Germany
Me: Something is odd...
The medic is german but represents france
And
The spy is french but represents germany its swapped
@@carolgaysanchez8287 Yes? But it is just the dullness of a total French guy to represent germany and a crazy mad German guy to represent France.
Medic isn’t german he’s italian
@@xijinping880 What?
@@carolgaysanchez8287 Why exactly did you think I didn’t understand that they were swapped?
The medic, who is german, is representing france. The spy, who is french, is representing germany.
I wonder why Heavy, who is Russian, represents Spain.
@@joseortega3688 Russia was communist in the cold war, so that's why the bread they fight is the soviets
UK IS SOLDIERJNSHSJSIWO
How the country behaved was important there.
Historically France have been a pretty chill country serving as a diplomatic link and a "stop" for/with other super power (in this scenario in the cold war France was in the middle of the USA and the URSS, meaning whoever wanted to attack the other needed to conquer France as a landing/departure land for an Atlantic assault, yet France have nukes and no allegiance, creating the cliché still used to this day as French being mercenary without honor & weak because WW2)
Meanwhile, Germany have been relatively hostile and shroud with a rather long history at breaking allegiance (not as much as Brits but you get the idea) since it's creation (going back to the Holy Roman Empire)
Brits, again, historically and diplomatically are very much soldier, they use brute force: "you do this" > "no" > *Brits kill everyone* > "you do this" > etc...
Scout is a Merc, he is powerful but sadly still quite young (meaning kinda full of himself & over confident) and prone to think he is the best, ditching the lesson everyone learned in WW1: you can't win alone
etc...etc...
Demo is japanese
Who ever made this vid is kinda stupid
I love how Scout struggling to get out of the desk becomes Vietnam
"You're a failure"
Even though the Tet Offensive was a hilarious NVA failure and the ARVN was doing fine until we stopped supplying them for no reason.
Samwiz before: Alright lets do turbulence.
Samwiz now: Alright Expiration Date it is.
samwiz now: lets do bad piggies
Samwiz now: alright heavy is dead
I'm your 1k liker
thousandth upvote
I love how the phrase “See you all in hell” applies to most of the countries right there because most of ‘em have committed multiple war crimes XD
Only 19
Pretty much every country has skeletons in their closet
Welp, Spain didn't do shit in WWII, so we're "clean" in that point...
If you completely forget about Franco obviously haha
@@Jormundgandr-jg5xg I assume we are taking all history of a nation, not just WW2. If that is the case Spain is.....yeah...
@@drd675 oh yeah, I totally forgot about that, sorry haha
I wholeheartedly agree that Scout is the embodiment of America
Soldier doe?
@@Flam_Is_Cool Soldier is the average American citizen, Scout is the government.
@@justtherabbithole2577 No, Soldier is the *ideal* American citizen.
69 likes also tL dr
Scout is tge embodiment of the American attutude and care toward people they don't already know. Soldier is the embodiment of the average American's passtime.
Technically, we don’t know pyro’s race, so he could be actually Italian, making him have a possibility of matching his race
It's pretty fit actually. Every Italian has a flamethrower with him: we gotta be able to cook pasta everywhere for any occasion
@@tommasocimmino3195 Holy crap did you just find out pyro’s race
@@samtheballoon1522 Yeah: nobody ever gives a shit about us, obv we had the answer 😂
@@tommasocimmino3195 Welp, we tried
Ah yes,cookin dem meatballs instead of dem baguette men
“We are going to live forever”.
Yes forever in our hearts.
o7
Spy: *is French and is representing Germany*
Medic: *is German and is representing France*
The old switcheroo.
How the turns have tabled
Ah yes I remember, Britain got introuble for teleporting bread
We dont like to talk about it
@@Gravy_seal-r3l we dont talk about bread
"god damn it elizibeth the first time we can see it being a misunderstanding but now it seems like your trying to restart the ussr"
Berlin Airlift
As a brit I loved that we got that opportunity
everyone else: oh god, the soviet union is a bad union!
japan: *WESTERN ECONOMIC BENEFITS! YEAH!*
Japan: WOOOOOOOOOOOO Wooooooo woo (IDK what this means but i think it a demoman reference)
Japan:What?
We talk for fall economic start move capitalism. But that not need nato true that project great
Philippines & Malaysia: ............
I loved that little Nuance with the desk representing Vietnam, and how it hinders america because they can't pull out of the conflict as "cleanly" as they'd like, since much of shady crap that different gov't officials where pulling at the time where coming to light, and it sowed a spread feeling of distrust amongst American citizens towards their govt.
0:40 everything about that part is so perfect
YES
Just realizing how good of an voice actor Rick may is
Godspeed soldier!
Yeah sad he's dead
I think you mean "was"
@@serpentine4842 why do you have to do this
@@thenexus8384 I'm sorry, that was really condescending of me.
@@serpentine4842 i have no idea what you even said in the first reply to me
There's a No No Germany flag on scout's card. Now that's detail.
Wait where?
Top of card
@@TragicTester034 ohhh at 3:53?
@@jennypagan6120 yeah
Drew Durnil reference
I love this, also my country is Heavy, and nice historical touches here and there, great job
It’s hard to interpret what they were saying. In this video Heavy represents Spain, but in the game he’s Russian. So..
Saludos patojo español.
@octodad Me sigo preguntando qué hizo ese dictador para ganarse el respeto de su país
Nationalist spain
@@sho3003 no le tenian respeto aquí en españa eso te lo aseguro
8:32
Lol when he got up from the table labeled "Vietnam" it made me laugh so much lol. It's funny because America abandoned the vietnam war because of the protests. So him getting up from the table represents America abandoning the Vietnam war.
VIETNAM WAR
1955-1975
(USA WAR)
________________________
TEXAN WAR
2075-2095
(SURCM&GC WAR)
Let me be the first to say that I learned more about world history from this 16-minute video than I did the countless total hours I spent in every history class I’ve had.
Beacuse this is actualy fun.
Oh hey bright ben some time
If they actually taught History like this in School, then it wouldn't be half bad to go to it everyday.
Bright what are you doing here
@@mtfepsilon-9139 What do you want from our funky friend? He just sticked a foto of a white skiny man on that statue over there. And he pretty likes our cows.
When you see Soldier as the UK flag and not America
*Wait that's illegal*
I consider it an insult as a british person
Britain should've just been sniper.
@@camoningerland8212 ….who’s from New Zealand.
@@Draftspike yes, but they didn't do Jack significant in the cold War. They were just there, doing their own thing. Just like sniper.
Если солдат чистый американец то он англичанин.
I love the fact that it’s after WWII and Germany is doing the dying wishes and every single country except Europe is like “We want you dead.”
Tbf if it was actuate then France would also want Germany dead, after ww2 france wanted to kill Germany and demand so much of them again, Britain was half and half they wanted Germany to pay but also not too much since what happened after ww1 and America was ok with letting Germany carry on life as if nothing happened
Europe?
literally just watched this practically ignoring the point of the edits and focusing on expiration date itself haha fun times
"You've drawn a picture of me having sexual congress with Eiffel tower."
Why does this fits with this thing.
I think Pyro is Spanish or Mexican, based on the massive number of cosmetics fitting that style and culture compared to any other class. Soldier and engi have a couple, demo has a set, but Pyro has DOZENS of sets
I love how some characters are the complete opposite of what their nationality is and yet Sniper is actually New Zealand. (E.g Medic - France, Spy - Germany)
That's the Australian flag
Do you mean that sniper is from new zealand or do you mean the flag is new zealand, cause it's not.
@@crackineggs9510 From
Close enough :v
@@JustSomeGuyWithAMug dawg this was 2 years ago
I have never noticed that the medic actually says “minus were not bread-“, that’s cool
I’m very interested in this.
Also, let’s hope this doesn’t completely trash the algorithm.
4:16 I like to re-imagine this scene as “Did anybody besides the U.S put funding into NATO?”
...
- Fantastic, that was a huge waste of my time.
- You did not read mine!
- Is it says that you want another credit?
- Yes.
Originally, he was sam the bongo man
Now, he's...
S A M T H E H I S T O R Y T E A C H E R
This has a chance to blow up, or gain tiny amount of views, dependant on the algorithm
I love how my country (Switzerland) is literally just a security camera
I love how japan just walks in last second
I like how the lights flash exactly at 8:00 at the halfway point trough the video.
I like how Spy became Germany and Medic became France lmao
“How long before these tumors kill us?”
Well I can say it’ll kill Scout sometime in the next four years.
I love how sniper is still Australia
This video had me fucking rolling
Sam is becoming a social studies teacher and it's concerning.
As a Russian, I want to say thank you so much that you see the difference between the USSR and Russia and what a path we took in the 90s.
Bros Russian? Eew
@@puchokoffie8152shut up, you're saying that because of Russian vs Ukraine, who cares of war, just be calm and accept it
@@puchokoffie8152 Please stop with this
@@Herobrinegrn1agreed
@@puchokoffie8152xenophobic much?
I love the attention to detail with scouts wish and how it’s now hitler being ran over and not spy
12:28 as a brit that actually very accurate
HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I TELEPORTED BREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD
As a brit I second this
As a Brit, I am very confused
@@Finnbobjimbob oh jumping into danger or being dragged into it whilst yelling something that makes no sense
Archimedes being Poland is what got me.
5:42 if noone got that, usa saved philippines from spain but then decided to make it a puppet state, but then it got released in 1947, 2 years after ww2
Yeah "saved".
@@InvictusSolDeus yeah it was worse than the spanish rule
This fits so perfectly I’m honestly impressed
The sound of poggers
The sound of poggers
the sound of poggers
the sound of poggers
Zě sound of poggers
El sonido de poggers
The medic voice actor when he talks to a couple workers at valve:
"Good news! Were not dying!"
"I never said that! I said we weren't filled with tumors!"
12:45 CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS
12:57 OPEN THE BLAST DOORS, OPPEN THE BLAST DOORS
I feel like I've learned more about the cold war from this edit then I did in high school
Pyro is Italy, I’m Italian and a Pyro main, coincidences? I THINK NOT!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ehi, un altro italiano!
Penso che il mio main tu lo abbia già capito...
@@_fedmar_ una frase: bloody hell!
@@Someone_who_loves_guns They got more feckin' bottles o'Jack Daniel's than they got the likes of me...
I love how Doc is french and Spy is german even though they're not.
I was actually looking for some history memes and I didn’t know you posted some history stuff cause I usually thought you just did tf2 but it’s nice to see a channel that has tf2 and history memes
I don’t care how many times I see this it’s still funny as hell
And just hearing scout tell spy to go to hell always breaks me
Other countries: **recovering from the whole USSR ordeal**
Post Commie Yugoslavia: *I have mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible the to the eye.*
0:09 Without the label of "a can", I would've had nightmares trying to figure out what that was. Thank you.
Dear god.
@@k.2167
t h e r e s m o r e
@@WaylaidByEndlessNinjas*N O*
if a person that knew everything about the cold war watched this, would they say some of this is accurate ?
Not really. Francoist Spain fell in 1975.
He didn't mention he economic crisis and hunger that happened after the fall of USSR.
No its totally inaccurate but it's funny
It's very roughly accurate, little detail but gets the concept, it's also funny
@@combinemetrocop4213 I mean this is talking about the Cold War, not what happened after
If I was teacher this is what I would play to learn about the Cold War
And Switzerland is the blu engie spectating while on the rancho relaxo
How the characters would react.
Heavy: Is now Spain.
Scout: US, stays US
Spy and Medic getting their country of origin swapped. (Look how the tables turn)
Soldier: No, I am American
Europe: in madness
Switzerland:☕🗿
3:01 I love how Switzerland is doing the sentry
Tf2 weapon
The Clean Up Crackshot
A "Revolver" for The Spy
+20% damage
-50% firerate
+10% reload spy
Enough damage to pierce a bucket.
13:12 thank God Poland escaped
I like how spy who is french is Germany
And medic who is German is France
I both understand and don’t understand at the same time. *Great job as always Sam*
2:40 it's funny to me that the spy is germany and that the medic is france
Bri'ish Soldier
France is German and Germany is French
cursed
PS: you should've made the innards of the bread monster Post-USSR Eastern Europe
_The dissolution did not go well at all_
The British soldier is a trolldier because melee weapon funny
6:49
diplomatic respect
call them "evil empire"
Spy:seduce me
I like how the Sniper took the role of his native country
Sees America trying to ask Russia out
Me:OH HELL NO
3:53 So, that’s an Austrian Painter dying to an American truck? And drew by Scout, that is represented as USA, and spy, said that the picture that Scout drew is the picture of him dying, and represented as Germany? *_Aight, bye._*
I love how the franquist spain is in the nato with the "democracy"
I've just noticed how that refrigerator door is holding Heavy's weight.
"The Allies are just vibing"
So nothing has changed 😁
I was surely suprised seeing Spy as my country. Also this video was quite educational, I think I learned something today.
I'm sorry but Britain saying "Dear god.." is the most funniest thing I've ever witnessed
Britain*
Holy shit, I just rewatched the Turbulence WW2 video, the king has returned
The irony of the us being surprised by the tumors. 2:01.
The people watching this for an exam or test coming up has comedy and facts here in one SFM.
This is just a historic way of shipping Russia and Ame
He was sadly assassinated by both the KGB and the FBI before he finished the comment
bru
@@suomi5475
good
Lmao Pauling's last line killed me.
The final got me like: I still hate you and now more than ever.
I love how the only french character and the only german character got swap
This taught me more about the Cold War than my AP world history class did
I learned the cold war faster than what my school was teaching
Calling Yeltsin democratic is an overstatement at best
As a Cold War historian this is true
Also 10:59
3:53 lol i like how they even took the time to draw a custom drawing
In the words of a certain French spy. Magnificent
13:08 Poland: Imma head out, Bye soviet russia
Y'know, I just realized that 6:21 is Spy (scout's father) is helping Scout with woman skills. XP
The fact that Pyro's italy makes me happy(I'm italian and a Pyro main)
*Meanwhile in Balkans*
Turkey: I hope they don't make us fight
Greece: Yeah.. But we don't have anything to do.
Heavy | The USSR
Scout | USA
Demoman | Scotland
Medic | German
Spy | France
Soldier | USA
Sniper | New Zealand
Engineer | USA Texas
Pyro | Mexico
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
communism
When miss Pauling rode in on the moped you missed a Iron Curtain joke.
10:20
France: Oh, look it hates me so much!
Soviet Diplomats: *Chuckles* So we're fine, As long as nobody does any Financial Bragging.
England: Question!
Soviet Diplomats: What’s your question England?
England: I did some Financial Bragging.
Soviet Diplomats: What?
England: You told me to…
Soviet Diplomats: *How much?*
England: I have done nothing but did financial bragging for 3 days…
France: *Smashes Glass* WHERE?!?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN BRAGGING IT?!
*Rumble Occurs*
Russian Federation: America, I get one day off, A year… And you just wasted it on… this! Goodbye…
America: Wait, wait! Uh… Why don’t we discuss it over dinner? *Opens door to the U.S.S.R.*
The U.S.S.R.: *ROARS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM*
2:34
its funny how france and supposedly west germany are both medic and spy respectively but medic is german and spy is french
Ironically Medic defines France; Spy defines Germany here.
Samwiz, I love you. You're teaching me more then a fucking SCHOOL.