Remember in Batman: Arkham Asylum when the Riddler's final question was "what runs but has 30 legs and no shoes and no knees but it has ankles and not toes?" His most diabolical challenge yet.
Coconut husk fiber is a good fire starter. Once the nut at the center is out and the husk surrounding it is dried it can be ripped into fibers which burn quick and easy. This is most likely what the person meant. It is not the best option in many cases, but In tropical countries it may be some of the easiest tinder you have access to.
That first riddle is the perfect description of the potato. You can eat it in about a million different ways, you can drink it, and you can use it to make biofuel. They’ll grow just about anywhere. Truly a magical plant. Edit: Since many people don’t seem to know, potatoes can be fermented into alcohol.
I was certain the answer to the last one would be 'sex', given how many of the conversations on Omegle go (as I've learnt from watching Matt's videos). Man, was I surprised, but I'd still probably give myself a point for that.
@@angelodc1652 It's just the thought of someone giving a very good answer and this very scary, ancient woman-headed lion beast going "hahaha it's my diiick" and *instantly* killing them after revealing the answer
@@angelodc1652 Turns out the Sphynx is a hardcore Trekkie, and if you don't get her trivia right, you die. Worse, if you do get it right, she gets so excited that she talks about her favorite Star Trek episodes at you until you want to die.
Bittergourd absolutely can be hard to see when they're growing in your unkempt garden. You wouldn't think it, but they blend in with the leaves so well that you could be actively searching for ones to harvest and completely miss a couple
On the fourth one, centipede or millipede could be an answer. They have no knee joints, but do have a single connective joint which could be interpreted as an ankle. They can sprint, they don't have toes or shoes, and 30 legs is around centipede/millipede leg range
If we are looking for exactly 30 legs, it would have to be a centipede because millipedes always have legs in multiples of four (two pairs per body segment -- centipedes have one pair per body segment).
One of these days, someone on Omegle is gonna be like, "Wait, are you Matt Rose?" and when he says yes, first, that person is going to give the best answer ever given, and then they'll be like "Oh, and one more thing.... 💀"
This one is easy but I’m proud of my rhyming “A mighty warlord of copper hair With no eyes to see and no hands to tear His hunger is one of insatiable kind If he stops his feast he will instantly die But the feel of the rain puts him to ease As a gray-bearded elder, modest and pleased”
I don't know why but that quote sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch, maybe it's because it sounds like the "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" line from Holy Grail
Batman : let those hostage go before I make the hospital bills kill you, riddler Riddle : not so fast, riddle me this, what grows when you come closer? Batman : Shadow Riddler : wrong, it's my dick Batman grapples away : screw this, this shit ain't worth it
I once wrote a riddle as a kid, don’t remember what it was, but the solution was to ignore everything else in the riddle except the 3rd word. No one ever solved it
If I had a nickel for every time a person didn’t know what the word riddle means, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
3:04 put this riddle into chatgpt and got The answer to this riddle is "a caterpillar." A caterpillar is a type of insect that moves by running in a sense, and it has many legs which can number up to 30 depending on the species. It doesn't wear shoes nor have knees, but it has ankles, which allow it to move its legs. And finally, a caterpillar doesn't have toes as we know them.
As far as I'm aware, emoticon is just the old name for emojis. I might be wrong about that, but I am sure that the word you spelt 'analog' is actually spelt 'analogue'. Sorry, I'm a bit nit-picky. Edit: Ok ok guys I get it, y'all can stop correcting me now. Analog is American and apparently I'm wrong about what emoticons are. Y'know, one person telling me would've been enough...
I've been having one of those obsessive days, specifically obsessing over the riddler, and now my favourite youtuber posts a video about riddles??? Hell yes
Before I look at the answer I'm going to answer "bat". Wood or metal bats help a baseball player get to homeplate, and animal bats are nocturnal and therefore active during nighttime. (It took me about five minutes and I promise that I didn't cheat.)
The bittergourd one got me. Especially the part where they describe things that weren't even in the riddle. People on Omegle are in a completely different world. EDIT: These too... 5:19 & 6:25
Conversation 10 should’ve had two ponds instead of two houses for eyes, because pond water can reflect you just as others might see their own reflection when looking at your eyes.
Home made Riddle: I have three legs and can open my arms. The stories I hold can only be heard with the help of someone who trained to decipher their code.
@@exotic1405 Not a safe. I must admit this was probably my most difficult one because whilst it is an object in my house it won't likely be in the house of people who don't have a certain hobby of mine.
Haven't clicked on the answer yet, but my guess is a morse code transmitter/receiver. With the antenna being able to be adjusted and the legs as feet holding it up or something. Edit: dammit, ngl I think mine works well. Unfortunately (spoilers for the riddle) A lot of music stands don't actually have arms to open. The ones I see around these days tend to just have a flat spot like a lectern to place music on and only the legs fold up.
I misread "set" as "solve"... I was curious to see random internet strangers trying to solve riddles that other strangers had come up with... but this is also just as good
Wait only if you're getting closer to the light source!! If you're getting closer to me... and the light source is behind you... there's.. there has to be some world in which I'm right here.
@@Matt_Rose hey Matt genuine question, are you constantly drunk during your videos and mastered the state of drunkenness to perfect your charisma to 99.894%?
I thought they meant like hard to look at because they're ugly and I assumed English was not their first language. But your answer makes perfect sense.
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?" His chuckling comes to a steady end as he fully relaxes on his chair, closing his eyes. Suddenly, his eyes shoot open and his face violently straightens. He stands up, and fully extends his arms straight and outwards to his sides. His body begins slowly levitating upwards, seemingly breaking the very fundamental rules of reality itself. As he goes against all logic and reason with his vehement hovering, his eyelids drop and rise up again to reveal godly lights beaming from his eye sockets. A disembodied heavenly choir resonates from the abruptly omniscient man. A deific shock wave is fiercely expelled from his body, leveling his house and the surrounding neighborly architecture unworthy of his divine presence. Screams are heard from all directions, from both his family, neighbors, and bystanders walking by. Before continuing his ascent, his lips part to deliver one final message to the mere mortals surrounding him. "HELLO, GORDON!"
4:24 I can't believe you, Matt Rose. Not only did you incorrectly place an apostrophe inside the word "Lemons," but unlike a previous Omegle mistake, you hadn't even corrected yourself. I am unsubscribing. Good day, sir. (I'm not unsubscribing; you are hilarious)
[3:20] Oh yeah, thanks a lot for that, I was watching a slideshow of the Omegle artworks at school, my friend wondered what I was watching... then the "PINGAS" section appeared, thank god the other artwork explained that there were very stupid design choices buried within amazing ones (but srsly, thanks a lot for almost ruining a relationship, not been that social with others before he came along as well!)
7:12 Iirc thats a Hindi riddle, which they (tried to) translate to English. Don't remember the exact wording, but I've heard this riddle several times when I was young from my classmates. I honestly wish i could remember what the riddle was, if only to figure out how the eyes became houses 😭 (Edit: I think the guy mustve been confused too, cuz the "two caves" and "two houses" both indicate noses, not eyes. I've heard both versions. The eye usually is called "two wells" if i remember correctly And as for the mouth, it gets referred to as "32 gangsters, one soldier" or as a "ditch" or something similar, iirc it got referred to as "a river" at some point too) Ofc i could be wrong, since "black forest" as hair can easily be something common in riddles of other languages too, not a difficult association to make
ngl a sphinx laughing over the answer to a riddle being *_"myy diiiick"_* sounds hella funny and a good premise for some kinda short one shot story (i'm not writing it :c)
I'm pretty sure your shadow shrinks when you get close to it since there's more light able to get past you, unless you mean getting closer to the light source. In that case your shadow gets bigger
I'll throw down a riddle for this video! "Create me into what you want just by using your head I could be held, or seen by something you have said However, if I'm ruined once I am forever dead, For I am every single thing, dependant on what's read." Apologies for any typos. Edit: Sarah Holman correctly guessed paper! Thanks for all of the great answers, everyone! Keep riddling!
I told my brother the salt water/salt rock thing and he got pissed at me, he said it didn't work and I asked him why and he responded with this genius reply "Because I said no". dam
I wish I'd gotten a chance, I have an actual riddle that I made up a while ago: I can run but cannot walk, I do not eat except for rocks. I have no body, just a head, I do not sleep, but have a bed. What am I?
Once there was a guy who lived in a round house He was killed on Sunday at 12:00 They interviewed the suspects: The wife said she was watering plants outside The maid said she was cleaning the corners The cook said she was making lunch Who did it???
The maid since it's a round house, unless 12:00 means it was at midnight. In that case, the cook and the maid did it together, since making lunch at midnight would be pretty weird!
Matt's reasoning throughout the whole video is so strong that could get him out of legal trouble instantly 💀
For all your legal trouble... Better @ Matt!
i read rhat as matts seasoning
Matt Rose
Lawyers hire him
@@j_cannot_type lmao
@@Matt_Rose how do plead innocent manslaughter
Haven't started yet, but I feel like people on Omegle couldn't solve their own riddles
Fair enough
Sounds about right
Yes
Yeah that seems accurate
Correct.
Remember in Batman: Arkham Asylum when the Riddler's final question was "what runs but has 30 legs and no shoes and no knees but it has ankles and not toes?"
His most diabolical challenge yet.
Bet it was 15 people with peg legs😂
@@SirEdgarMan but it has ankles? Wrong.
@@Chilloutlilbro I said it as a joke, relax
Batman: ...what?
@@SirEdgarMan 15 people with that wierd amputation thing where the ankles become the knees
I’m now terrified that I am surrounded by invisible bittergourds.
fear us you and your inferior itchy purring cerebrums
They are rough. (Apparently)
Feel around for them.
Theyre hard to look at
and that's a bad thing to you?
Fun fact: its actually possible to make diesel from coconut oil, so the first guy was more right than he knew
Well, he was right for the wrong reasons
I was thinking more along the lines of coconut shell charcoal briquettes for use in barbecues.
Coconut husk fiber is a good fire starter. Once the nut at the center is out and the husk surrounding it is dried it can be ripped into fibers which burn quick and easy. This is most likely what the person meant. It is not the best option in many cases, but In tropical countries it may be some of the easiest tinder you have access to.
@@papermonkeyminer8116 i was thinking about coconut oil
@@San-lh8us smae
I met Matt once in a street, I said hello and then his eyes turned red and he tore both of my legs off while screaming in Gaelic. Great guy!
Truly a great guy 😊
aww thats so sweet!
Woahhh, thats so nice of him!! Wishing to meet him someday
So lucky! He’s so kind.
What would screaming in Gaelige even sound like? "SOITH!! BAINFIDH MÉ AMACH DO CHOS!! 👹"
That first riddle is the perfect description of the potato. You can eat it in about a million different ways, you can drink it, and you can use it to make biofuel. They’ll grow just about anywhere. Truly a magical plant.
Edit: Since many people don’t seem to know, potatoes can be fermented into alcohol.
Don't forget the de-buff: the potato famine
Used to nerf the potatoes OP status in the meta
Corn could also be an answer.
Too bad it's disgusting
Why the f*ck DRINKS potatoes??
@Morbid Macaroni
Potatoes are awesome! What are you talking about?
You definitely won that last one - and frankly I think you should've given yourself a point for the second-last one, too.
I was certain the answer to the last one would be 'sex', given how many of the conversations on Omegle go (as I've learnt from watching Matt's videos). Man, was I surprised, but I'd still probably give myself a point for that.
@@marystone1526 Same, thought it was EXACTLY that
*penultimate
I'm sorry Matt but if an ancient sphynx said the answer to that riddle was "MY DICK" that would be the funniest shit ever
Imagine a sphinx, but the riddles are puns. Or worse, obscure references
@@angelodc1652 It's just the thought of someone giving a very good answer and this very scary, ancient woman-headed lion beast going "hahaha it's my diiick" and *instantly* killing them after revealing the answer
She right.
@@angelodc1652 Turns out the Sphynx is a hardcore Trekkie, and if you don't get her trivia right, you die. Worse, if you do get it right, she gets so excited that she talks about her favorite Star Trek episodes at you until you want to die.
At would actually be hilarious yes
Bittergourd absolutely can be hard to see when they're growing in your unkempt garden. You wouldn't think it, but they blend in with the leaves so well that you could be actively searching for ones to harvest and completely miss a couple
From now on, I will answer every riddle with "bittergourd"
Ok but that thing is actually hard to see, I mean it's so fucking ugly I can barely look at it 💀 *SKULL EMOJI*
@@Annexialol bittergourd
@@amandapanda5087 Gourd
I’d answer with “MUH DICK HAHAEHU”
bittergourd
You must sacrifice many braincells to make these videos. Thank you!
So did the people making the riddles
@@thatsmellyoucantfind8830 are you sure they started with any? They could just be in a hivemind...
Pay one get two free
My friend plays these 24/7 these videos are now burned onto the back of brain so thank you Matt.
'are you a man or a woman?'
'no no no no no NO'
I relate
On the fourth one, centipede or millipede could be an answer. They have no knee joints, but do have a single connective joint which could be interpreted as an ankle. They can sprint, they don't have toes or shoes, and 30 legs is around centipede/millipede leg range
I thought that *would* be the answer when i saw the thumbnail
I mean legs is quite variable based on species but 30 would be possible
And hey, if they have more, you could always add that they lost some legs
I mean, they still have 30 legs. Having more than that doesn't disqualify that ruling, I don't think.
If we are looking for exactly 30 legs, it would have to be a centipede because millipedes always have legs in multiples of four (two pairs per body segment -- centipedes have one pair per body segment).
That’s what I was thinking!
One of these days, someone on Omegle is gonna be like, "Wait, are you Matt Rose?" and when he says yes, first, that person is going to give the best answer ever given, and then they'll be like
"Oh, and one more thing....
💀"
SKU-HULL EMOJIIII
@@amandapanda5087I can HEAR him in my mind
SKULL EMOOOOOOOJIIIIIIII 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
SKALL EMOJI
Wait they weren’t bots???
The fact that there are people outside who still thinks a riddle is a popcorn frightens me
Relax, they just might not be that advanced in English
Still?
Why would anyone think that?
Who? They do? Still? Does that mean they did? Outside of where? What is "a popcorn"?
You mean people chronically inside.
This man needs an award his voice is perfect for this stuff😂
Edit : OMG 2,3K IN ONE DAY?! TYGSM 😭😭❤️❤️
wait until you hear Richard Ayoade
Watch anything with Richard Ayoade in it and you’ll get the same effect
He _needs_ an award?
he could become a comedian
omg milky way pfp
This one is easy but I’m proud of my rhyming
“A mighty warlord of copper hair
With no eyes to see and no hands to tear
His hunger is one of insatiable kind
If he stops his feast he will instantly die
But the feel of the rain puts him to ease
As a gray-bearded elder, modest and pleased”
Aww, why no answer attempts on this one?
It's fire, isn't it?
@@khublaklonk4480 Cannot be nothing else
a rust brush?
@@oshawott4528 nah, just fire
wait it was fire?
i dont know if i would describe fire as having "copper hair"
oh also my answer was copper wire
Here's my riddle.
What has 2 eyes, but can't see?
Me, when I'm not wearing my glasses
every blind person
“i’m not suggestions you go munching blocks of carbon” there goes my evening plans
I don't know why but that quote sounds like something out of a Monty Python sketch, maybe it's because it sounds like the "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?" line from Holy Grail
i have never watched a Monty Python movie but i take this as a compliment
Matt's turning into the next riddler and I'm all for it
He's trying to collect all the supervillain roles possible
so he’s going to go around fucking everyone?
Batman : let those hostage go before I make the hospital bills kill you, riddler
Riddle : not so fast, riddle me this, what grows when you come closer?
Batman : Shadow
Riddler : wrong, it's my dick
Batman grapples away : screw this, this shit ain't worth it
@@vinaayagamkarunagaran3439 I could imagine the riddler running out of riddles and asking omegle in desperation
The 'shadow' answer doesn't even make a whole lot of sense. Generally shadows grow bigger the further you get from the light source.
Holy shit the thermometer riddle was brilliant, especially the rhyming hint lmao
I got it immediately, but it was a solid one.
@@OtakuUnitedStudio Yeah, I'm not saying it was particularly hard but it was cleverly made!
I got it myself
A cactus also works
@@danthespaceman9747 the fuck? what hospital is putting cacti up peoples butts?
And no, if this is an actual thing, I'm not looking it up.
I once wrote a riddle as a kid, don’t remember what it was, but the solution was to ignore everything else in the riddle except the 3rd word. No one ever solved it
coming up with that thermometer riddle on the spot is an incredible display of skill! good work, i'm proud of you
This is the hardest I've laughed in ages, please do more omegle videos, they are the best!
nah
If I had a nickel for every time a person didn’t know what the word riddle means, I would have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.
**Platypus noises.**
Some kind of ßëx?
Been a good while since the last Omegle video, glad to see these are back!
A Matt video always brightens up a terrible day :) !
Heyyyy :DDD
@@yeethittter1285 hi, hello!
I swear I’ve seen you before. Something with herobrine??
@@uranian-Umbra yes, indeed. also on a matt video. i am everywhere
I’m surprised Matt actually found people who would respond. I tried a certain tag and immediately got called a disease
What tag?
@@DanScrap1 LGBTQ+
he didnt add any tags is the key lol
Wait they’re not bots???
@@stardewofpyrrhia4381 oh some of them definitely were but some weren’t
3:04
put this riddle into chatgpt and got
The answer to this riddle is "a caterpillar."
A caterpillar is a type of insect that moves by running in a sense, and it has many legs which can number up to 30 depending on the species. It doesn't wear shoes nor have knees, but it has ankles, which allow it to move its legs. And finally, a caterpillar doesn't have toes as we know them.
I'm sure you know this Matt, but an "analog emoji" is an EMOTICON 😂
As far as I'm aware, emoticon is just the old name for emojis. I might be wrong about that, but I am sure that the word you spelt 'analog' is actually spelt 'analogue'.
Sorry, I'm a bit nit-picky.
Edit: Ok ok guys I get it, y'all can stop correcting me now. Analog is American and apparently I'm wrong about what emoticons are. Y'know, one person telling me would've been enough...
@@josiahtaylor7967 I think the nature of analog vs analogue is American vs British English
@@josiahtaylor7967 an emoticon is a picture made of other characters, for example :)
an emoji is character that is a picture, for example 🙂
@@elliottsampson1454 ahhhh ty
@@josiahtaylor7967 You trying to correct someones spelling on a Matt video is hilarious wait till you find out Americans spell 'colour' as 'color'.
I've been having one of those obsessive days, specifically obsessing over the riddler, and now my favourite youtuber posts a video about riddles??? Hell yes
The barefoot 28 legs thing just sounds like an in-between animation frame of mister crabs running fast
I'll have you to know that I nearly CHOKED during the "person with twenty eight extra legs' bit!This channel needs a Health and Safety notice!
“When I am wood or metal I help you get home. When flesh and blood in the darkness I roam. What am I?”
This is probably the best riddle I know.
I like this.
Is it a dragon?
@@bobertbopala baseball bat for a home run
@Insomnia_Gaming yeah, it’s a bat
Before I look at the answer I'm going to answer "bat". Wood or metal bats help a baseball player get to homeplate, and animal bats are nocturnal and therefore active during nighttime.
(It took me about five minutes and I promise that I didn't cheat.)
Do this again, please, Matt!!! You have such an excellent voice and way of delivering sentences in a comedic fashion!
The bittergourd one got me. Especially the part where they describe things that weren't even in the riddle. People on Omegle are in a completely different world.
EDIT: These too... 5:19 & 6:25
You brighten my day all the time :)
Conversation 10 should’ve had two ponds instead of two houses for eyes, because pond water can reflect you just as others might see their own reflection when looking at your eyes.
Home made Riddle: I have three legs and can open my arms. The stories I hold can only be heard with the help of someone who trained to decipher their code.
A safe?
@@exotic1405 Not a safe. I must admit this was probably my most difficult one because whilst it is an object in my house it won't likely be in the house of people who don't have a certain hobby of mine.
Spoiler alert after read me will be the answer.
Answer: A Music Stand (for music notation)
Haven't clicked on the answer yet, but my guess is a morse code transmitter/receiver. With the antenna being able to be adjusted and the legs as feet holding it up or something.
Edit: dammit, ngl I think mine works well. Unfortunately (spoilers for the riddle)
A lot of music stands don't actually have arms to open. The ones I see around these days tend to just have a flat spot like a lectern to place music on and only the legs fold up.
I misread "set" as "solve"... I was curious to see random internet strangers trying to solve riddles that other strangers had come up with... but this is also just as good
Would be interesting if he did this again but each person had to solve the last person's riddle too
-1 from Matt... 5:45 Your shadow grows the further you get from it... NOT the closer you get to it
Oh shit
Wait only if you're getting closer to the light source!! If you're getting closer to me... and the light source is behind you... there's.. there has to be some world in which I'm right here.
@@Matt_Rose hey Matt genuine question, are you constantly drunk during your videos and mastered the state of drunkenness to perfect your charisma to 99.894%?
2:41 could be a house centipede. It has 30 legs and ankles... I guess.
It's certainly a better answer than what that guy came up with.
My favorite riddle is “what runs but never walks,has a bed but never sleeps?”
The answer is river
The amount of people asking for sex on Omegle is frightening.
Omegle is back! Also Matt Rose Mondays are a firm part of my week now. They make Mondays good enough for Garfield not to hate them.
My ribcage hurts from incredulous laughter at the black forest riddle. Amazing.
The Gourd being hard to see actually makes some sense, if it's green, in a field of green plants, it could be hard to single out.
Brilliant
as someone who has seen bittermelon/bittergourd/corrilla growing, they are definitely hard to see on the vine till they spoil and turn bright orange
I thought they meant like hard to look at because they're ugly and I assumed English was not their first language.
But your answer makes perfect sense.
1:28 Matt rose really went described a lowercase XD
xd
You can see me when you sleep. You can see once awake. Alas, you turn a light, I leave without a trace.
What am I?
The dark void within Omegle edgelords
Matt never disappoints!
"Do you know who ate all the donuts?"
His chuckling comes to a steady end as he fully relaxes on his chair, closing his eyes. Suddenly, his eyes shoot open and his face violently straightens. He stands up, and fully extends his arms straight and outwards to his sides. His body begins slowly levitating upwards, seemingly breaking the very fundamental rules of reality itself. As he goes against all logic and reason with his vehement hovering, his eyelids drop and rise up again to reveal godly lights beaming from his eye sockets. A disembodied heavenly choir resonates from the abruptly omniscient man. A deific shock wave is fiercely expelled from his body, leveling his house and the surrounding neighborly architecture unworthy of his divine presence. Screams are heard from all directions, from both his family, neighbors, and bystanders walking by. Before continuing his ascent, his lips part to deliver one final message to the mere mortals surrounding him.
"HELLO, GORDON!"
Huh
HELLO DOCTOR
@@kingcherryblossom2059 i want to hear matt read the comment and *this* reply.
"LOOK GORDON, ROPES"
I read “donuts” and immediately thoguht of Homer Simpson. What a shame.
“My cerebrum is purring like a happy cat” is what I’m going to start using as an example to describe “unconscious sexual threat”
I felt like Matt has been to college and has a degree in some niche field now he’s reading Omegle messages about stupid riddles
7:02 Jesus Christ had a face, right?
"my cerebrum's purring like a happy cat" new phrase unlocked
4:24 I can't believe you, Matt Rose. Not only did you incorrectly place an apostrophe inside the word "Lemons," but unlike a previous Omegle mistake, you hadn't even corrected yourself. I am unsubscribing. Good day, sir.
(I'm not unsubscribing; you are hilarious)
[3:20] Oh yeah, thanks a lot for that, I was watching a slideshow of the Omegle artworks at school, my friend wondered what I was watching... then the "PINGAS" section appeared, thank god the other artwork explained that there were very stupid design choices buried within amazing ones (but srsly, thanks a lot for almost ruining a relationship, not been that social with others before he came along as well!)
7:12 Iirc thats a Hindi riddle, which they (tried to) translate to English. Don't remember the exact wording, but I've heard this riddle several times when I was young from my classmates.
I honestly wish i could remember what the riddle was, if only to figure out how the eyes became houses 😭
(Edit: I think the guy mustve been confused too, cuz the "two caves" and "two houses" both indicate noses, not eyes. I've heard both versions. The eye usually is called "two wells" if i remember correctly
And as for the mouth, it gets referred to as "32 gangsters, one soldier" or as a "ditch" or something similar, iirc it got referred to as "a river" at some point too)
Ofc i could be wrong, since "black forest" as hair can easily be something common in riddles of other languages too, not a difficult association to make
5:16 “What do You think Riddler and Batman did? Go around fucking Everyone?” Almost killed me
The amount of profoundly unintelligent people on Omegle sometimes baffles me, like, how do these people make it in the real world?
Wait theyre not bots???
@@stardewofpyrrhia4381 I mean, not as far as we know
0:56 Matt Rose says UwU (real)
As an American seeing the word “chilli” with two L’s immediately made the Bluey character of the same name come to mind. Bruh
Me reading the thumbnail: "a demon"
"something like sex?" is one of the funniest things i've ever heard in context
Who is a legend, uploads every monday, dislikes a certain brand of talking robots shaped like owls, and 💀?
Matt Rose.
ngl a sphinx laughing over the answer to a riddle being *_"myy diiiick"_* sounds hella funny and a good premise for some kinda short one shot story (i'm not writing it :c)
6:10 it would be funny though! XD I wanna see a movie with an ogre saying that EXACT riddle XD!!!!
the omegle videos are my favorites by far! tysm for your videos, they always manage to make me laugh out loud even on my worst days :)
Amazing video as always, thank you very much Matt Rose
Matt sounds like the perfect Riddler
I'm gonna be honest I would have no idea what to say if I was asked to make a riddle on the spot
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in 1,000 years
The letter m
I'm pretty sure your shadow shrinks when you get close to it since there's more light able to get past you, unless you mean getting closer to the light source. In that case your shadow gets bigger
I'll throw down a riddle for this video!
"Create me into what you want just by using your head
I could be held, or seen by something you have said
However, if I'm ruined once I am forever dead,
For I am every single thing, dependant on what's read."
Apologies for any typos.
Edit: Sarah Holman correctly guessed paper! Thanks for all of the great answers, everyone! Keep riddling!
@Not _ Possible Very close, but not quite!
Imagination?
This is going to be something like "memories" or "history"??
@@chainsawguyyy Also a great one, but still not it!
@@Matt_Rose Bit more physical, but it can definitely be close to these!
"Guess what? Your an orphan.. you are an orphan" this video is iconic
What can bring all wounds to heal, and can also be used to season a meal?
Thyme (time). Pretty happy with that one.
That's less of a riddle and more joke/pun
It's funny though
Cure? Herbs?
Meth
salt??
Please do more videos where you speak freely, your jokes are actually funny. 5:20 's my favorite.
Man, the Omeglers is a *throwback.* Still secretly waiting for a sequel, or an expansion to the Omegleverse.
these videos are p much apart of my daily routine now, can't have breakfast without some good ol matt rose content 👌
5:56 I GOT IT OMG WHIGAAGEYGUG TFDET R
same lol
3:04
Sounds like a centipede
1:37 Analogue Laughing emoji 💀
Everyone is looking for it, only some will find it, and finding it will lead to more searching.
Yes the return of Omegle!!! I fondly remember the superhero/supervillian videos you made on it :D
I needed this laugh today
I think I just shat my pants laughing at this
💀💀💩
Lmao! Also, I have a riddle:
I can be made anywhere,
Yet I’m valued highly.
I don’t physically appear,
Yet people hold onto me. What am I?
@@IamaPERSON memories??? Love??? Please, I need to know!!! 😂
@@IamaPERSON The past?
@@chloesoden4737 memories is correct!
"how do they look, HAPPY?!"
no, with their eyes
3:27 I imagine this must look a bit like a Sea Urchin
i missed these omegle vids so much
thank you for bringing them back
I told my brother the salt water/salt rock thing and he got pissed at me, he said it didn't work and I asked him why and he responded with this genius reply "Because I said no". dam
I wish I'd gotten a chance, I have an actual riddle that I made up a while ago:
I can run but cannot walk,
I do not eat except for rocks.
I have no body, just a head,
I do not sleep, but have a bed.
What am I?
Water?
River? Creek?
A river?
is it a very fluffy hyper dog
River, stream, etc?
Honestly the "what grows when you get close" one seems like a great pick up line xD
I think the black forest/house/cave riddle would work in some other language where "two houses" does sound like "eyes"
Another day, another video to be watched a million times by everybody
2:21 I thought that was a cactus
Same
4:47 Maybe Stranger is colourblind.
matt is too thi
5:17 funniest thing I’ve heard all day 🤣
The fact that there was more than one person that didn’t know what a riddle was makes me very concerned of the future.
Once there was a guy who lived in a round house
He was killed on Sunday at 12:00
They interviewed the suspects:
The wife said she was watering plants outside
The maid said she was cleaning the corners
The cook said she was making lunch
Who did it???
Maid innit cos he lived in a round house
The maid because is a round house?
The maid since it's a round house, unless 12:00 means it was at midnight.
In that case, the cook and the maid did it together, since making lunch at midnight would be pretty weird!
@@Caitilizzie Yes! You’re correct well done :)
@@maiaruizdiaz6830 yes well done :)
2:46 aw man, really thought it was gonna be a house centipede