First Time Camper Goes to Bass Pro Shops
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ก.ย. 2024
- “We’re going camping at the KOA off the interstate. I just need a few things, a diving harpoon, a cross bow and a ice ax.”
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"I'm gonna hunt for all our food this weekend, but just in case I don't shoot anything, there is a Cracker Barrel on the same exit" 🤣
Yes, best line of the skit!
Guaranteed on I40! 😂
That and the worms for fishing bit got me good
That’s accurate actually
That line cracked me up!!!!!
He forgot to buy duck decoys incase he needed to distract any bears lol
Good one lol
I’ve been camping my whole life and I will admit there’s a “first time camper” in all of us when we are getting ready to go
I identify with this more than in comfortable admitting 🤣 every. single. time.
That’s me everytime I go camping. And I go every month
True dat! 😂
See this is the kind of positivity we need! We've all been there. No shame ❤️
That is true I always have a need to pack everything like 14 knives and 4 sets of parachute cord when we are just going on a hike and when we camp I bring everything because I can.
I wish my son would get a scholarship so we could have a vacation other than fishing.
*Proceeds to talk himself into buying every expensive/heavy weight thing he sees*
I got so stressed every time he rejected something he actually needed
Lol same
Like the tent ⛺️
And the first aid kit lol
Same. But the smores rejection just made me depressed.
"We need to protect ourselves... oh, it's a toy? Okay..." 😂😅🤣
This guy is ironically prepared for that survival horror moutain movie 😂
You literally put back the only things that I count as necessities - toilet paper and an emergency kit.
John should do a “First Time Hiker goes to REI” video as a “millennial” character…
*spends $5,000 dollars. Uses equipment once.
Yes! I had to go to school in Seattle for a time. More yuppies shop there and use the stuff at college. Granola crunchy anemic vegans needing 100 dollar bottles for water, in class, while complaining about tuition, lol.
🤣
@@mcomeslast lololol
Yes that would be great. I want to see that one. @johncrist please “ First time Millennial hiker goes to REI! “
*puts on camo ninja mask*
“Oh no I’m gettin this”
My thoughts exactly
"We need a hydro flask, in case we see a dehydrated white girl that needs to be resuscitated..." That's hilarious. I lost it on that line.
🤣🤣 Me too, and I'm a white girl.
Yeah I totally died when he said that:-)! So hilarious
Hmm, if she is hot enough, I would resuscitate a woman of any color. Why limit yourself?
"Have you seen River Monsters"
The joke about the slingshot 😂
No that's the joke about the fishing pole with the 900 lb test
I like the joke about the slingshot better than the joke about River Monsters.
"You never know what the weather's gonna be in Gatlinburg..." LOLOL
Yeah, that was the line that had me LOL'ing
My first trip to Gatlinburg.... Whose idea was it to put a aquarium in the middle of the mountains... Lol
A smart person @@qudiva
As someone who doesn't live far from there it's true
Can we please talk about the kid that walked through the sleeping bags?!?😂
I lost it when the kid walked out! Was that planned?!
Or the guy video bombing him in the background like WTH is this dude doing
That was the funniest part! 🤣
now I've gotta go back and watch for that
Lol @ 3:34 for those who need help finding it
Family heads to Bass Pro Shop to buy camping gear to become a real outdoors family, but leaves with a Time Share “3-night hotel / resort vacation deal” and a $50 Bass Pro Shop gift card. Total deal only $179 and a 4 hour+ high pressure sales pitch; a tent cost more-so why not!
“We’re going to be in the Smoky Mountains-think elevation. Do we need oxygen? Let’s ask” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live there and no u don't
@@Veryniceandveryevil yeah that’s why it’s a joke…
No toilet paper, use a leaf. When I was little we were camping and my mom used a leaf on me. It turned out to be poison ivy. Try to explain that to a doctor when they ask "how did she get it there. "
😂
oh my gosh 😂
💀 lmao
Lol😂 Could you do a followup to this? First Time Camper Goes Camping?
This is so funny. He’s crossing over between camping and hiking gear. So funny.
..? Why is that the funny part?
@@mars7612 because she thought it was funny, no need to explain why she thought it was funny.
Imagine being store security, watching the cameras and seeing this random guy carrying kayaks and fishing poles around the store, only to put them back up 🤣
Not the strangest thing i’ve seen at a Bass Pro
I totally thought about that! 🤣🤣🤣
Was thinking the same thing😂
That is funny 🤣
@@frzstat what a the strangest thing you've seen at Bass Pro??
John, a southerner "We're going to the smokey mountains, that's called elevation."
Me, a Washingtonian: PSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
Coloradan: LOL!
Southern Albertan: Got yah both beat, eh.
Utah, lived here 30 year and I still get winded walking down the street. JK kind of
@@scrappy00001 🤣🤣🤣🤣 glad I'm not the only one that happened to me when I moved to Utah (still does happen)
@@scrappy00001 I'm 22 born and raised and lived in Utah my whole life. I know what you mean
🤣🤣🤣 Same.
All I can think of is how weirded out the person watching this on the security camera would be. 🤣🤣
Picking up that canoe is like the boys picking up 5 chairs at church
My daughter is a Scout who loves camping and camps throughout the year. I on the other hand have not slept in a tent since 1984. I’m worse than a first time camper.
If you do go, get a cot.
No rocks in the back, no snakes in the sleeping bag.
@@qcontinuum514 But how do you hike with a cot? Lol
@@kristagmcg3785
Very slowly. :)
100% accurate. No exaggeration in this video at all.
I work in an outdoors store, and I can confirm this does happen.
The fishing waders cracked me up! 😂
" you don't want them to see you but then you do want them to see you" 😂😂
Ya know, he has a point about the compass. That is rather important
Did you find your honey?
All thanks to the compass
@@1tomuch876lol, Pooh joke
I have a small one. How do you know its accurate? Do compasses need to be calibrated or do they just work. Do they ever break?
@@suzannaflores1164 they can break so be gentle. And keep magnets away.
Camping, kayaking and Cracker Barrel. This is sounding like my kind of vacation!
I wonder what the ppl thought while you were shopping. They were probably thinking “is this guy really that stupid, and doesn’t know what that fishin pole does”😂
Lol I was thinking this was like an actual first timer going to the store for a review… then I laughed cause it’s just so crazy - then halfway through the video my wife reminded me that’s what I’m like everytime I go to cabellas lmao!
"Bear grills hallowed out an elk one time and slept in it's ribcage".
Sir, are you referring to the Tauntaun scene in Star Wars?
No. He’s referring to Bear Grylls, the survivalist guy.
@@heathergross61 I'm aware.
Then he forgets to get the saber to hollow out the elk. Unbelievable.
Doesn’t this sweet man just make you giggle?!
No cussing…what a breath of funny air! I adore this artist, don’t you? ❤️😂🤣🥳🙏🌈
“Tell that to David when he met Goliath” I’m DEAD
I want to know how long that camping trip is...like a weekend or a month??? LOL
I love seeing those people trying to carry all that stuff😄
“App-uh-latch-un” 😅
Lol was starting to wonder if i was the only one who noticed that while reading the comments😂
I love how at 2:30 he leaks that he is staying at a campsite!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
1:18 Security was hardcore judging 😂
“Goes to bass pro shops”
*goes to cabelas
*goes to field & stream
Bass Pro bought Cabelas. Both brands sold in both stores now.
@@carissacantwell9355 Was gonna say that, lol.
3:33 the kid coming out of the sleeping bags ahah
Everybody loves a good KOA campground!
Thank you so much for making your videos! They really make my day! 😀
Just when you think the funniest thing you ever saw was John going to Disney, he decides he to take up camping. Oh my goodness... Too funny!
Red neck Disney ha ha...red neck said lovingly
"There is a Cracker Barrel on the same exit" 🤣
Have you seen into the wild?
Well we're staying at a KOA.
😂
Killed me cause I've stayed at that KOA
I want to see the follow up video of the camping experience in the GSMNP, lol!
He forgets the most essential item: mosquito repellant
‘We need worms for bait’
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣
This whole thing? Yeah, that’s my dad in Bass Pro, camping or not.
Ok the sling shot and that comment for the sling shot were gold.
John is just hilarious.
This guys a menace to all these store!!!
Although I had been camping hundreds of times, I had never been back packing. The only purchase I made for my first back packing trip was two backpacks. One for me, and one for my wife. On our first backpacking trip, my pack weighed right at 75 lbs. and my wife's was right at 45 lbs. From that excursion, we learned a lot. Our next backpacking trip, my pack weighed in at 40 lbs. and her's was 25 lbs. We have taken numerous more backpacking and motorcycle camping trips since then and never failed to have what we needed. The most expensive purchases turned out to be a good backpacking tent, backpacking sleeping bags (actually called "biker bags"), and take down fishing poles. Thank you Cabelas, Bass Pro, and Amazon.
The appa lach in mountains
As a person from there that is extra hilarious 🤣
John like an excited kid in a candy shop, buy everything! Lmao 🤣
The kid that pops out of the sleeping bags 😂👏🏽
Just remember travel in pairs, when you see a bear you only have to outrun the person with you and not the bear.
This one cracked me up. Thaaaaaank you. i needed this.
The kids accidentally heard me watching this video..... now I have to go to Cracker Barrel this Sunday. Damn it! Good thing you didn't mention Denny's.
I’m going to hunt for our food this weekend…😆😆😆😆
You are too funny. I’ve been camping for 40 years and it’s funny to see a first time camper. Would like to see you in 2 years and see what you take. It will be drastically less. Have 🤩 fun
Haha the lunch bales and juice boxes and kids iPads love this
That guy looking at John at 1:20 is so good.
I've been to that bass pro before. I used to live in Nashville but now live in Virginia.
It’s called KOA! 🤣😂🤣
Iove your videos, keep them coming.
😂😂😂 I can not keep up with your videos HILARIOUS
'If I shoot a deer, how are we supposed to preserve the meat?" 🤣
Forget "how are going to tan the hide and clean the meat" 🤣🤣🤣
Ha,ha! Stinkin' awesome!!!🤣
Now that was dang funny!
I laughed so hard.
As a camper.
My trial is the army surplus/camping supply store
Totally me when I'm doing something new I've never done before.
Noticed he just left stuff on the floor...like bro🤣
I love how that guy is staring at him at 1:22 lol
The Apple-lachen mountains. Haha
Camping all my life, this is funny to me
Every mom ever taking a teenage boy to a outdoors shop lol
It’s not warm enough! It only goes down to -40 degrees. You never know what the Weathers’s gonna be like in Gatlinburg. 😝
Oh my goodness! It made me so happy that you said the Appalachian mountains correctly! :)
PK to PK........you crack me up! I would LOVE to be SQUIRREL in the tree witnessing!!!! 😂😂🤚
Lmao “To transport the groceries to the camp site” 😂
Reminds me of me when I go to Bass pro...EVERYTIME....lol
1:08, Bass Pro sells Cabelas gear?
Yeah bro, they're the same company
Yeah, they're the same company now. Bass Pro bought out Cabella's.
I laughed at that guy walking behind you and looking at you weird when you were choosing the color of camo.
And then at the kid walking out of the mummy bags display as you were looking at that catalog.
But my favorite part was when you had to get the hydroflask in case of dehydrated white female. 😂
Oh my we need a hydrofrisk in case we see a dyrated white girl or in case I do not shoot anything there is a crackle barrel near by😂😂😂😂. You are killing it Mr. Crist
🤣 HydroFlask
The catfish one 💀
My kind of camping……near a restaurant!
Pastor J gonna be passing the plate around a few more times for the "Smokey Mountain Recovery Mission" That following Sunday, that pro shop bill would of put me into critical, better find you an play it again sports, and an academy while you at. Your congregation fixing to ban you from Opry Land in total.
Just the accent alone makes this funny.
“Oh I’m gettin this” 😆
Yeah it doesn’t make sense that hunters wear camp to not seen but then wear orange to be seen by other hunters. Are animals blind to the bright color orange?
I dont think animals see color...
Deer and elk are red/green color blind, and moose have poor vision. Turkeys, however, can see color.
The orange is so other hunters can see you, the camo is for bass pro to take your money 😂
@penny neal you’re on the internet so the answer is like 2 clicks away but you put food behind an orange door every test and animals that always choose to go through that door every time…… can see color. Lots of ways to test
@@danielparker8189 ROFL!!!!!
You should have use the winner of Alone. Fowler won the game with a slingshot. Great episode
I was just thinking earlier today that it would be funny if John went to Bass Pro. Spooky.
Yep!, Done some of these things in the past😉
I was recently in Gatlinburg, and it was supposed to be 50 degrees and it was 10 degrees.
There is a cracker barrel on the same exit 😂😂
When we go to Gatlinburg, we just rent a cabin. My idea of camping!!
Someday imma visit the us just for a bass pro shop
Depending where you live in Canada you might not need to.
This is really funny. 😂😂😂😂😂
He lost me at KOA. 🤣🤣😂
Love you!!!!