Atari Jaguar CD Video Game Console - James & Mike

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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Like James & Mike Mondays? See more game playthroughs with Mike on Twitch!
    www.twitch.tv/mikemateilive

    • @deanshaw6588
      @deanshaw6588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lol i couldn't help but laugh at when you said you got the jaguar to work *in real life* lol you're not a cartoon or video game character although it would be cool having a game where we play as you shooting games getting pissed off at everything

    • @arocomisgamusclademork1603
      @arocomisgamusclademork1603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Awesome joke gameplay.

    • @Hassassini
      @Hassassini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No thank you, I can already imagine it "like this is like, you know, like a thing, you know, like, like in Zelda..."

    • @Term271
      @Term271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cinemassacre ok

    • @Mr.EmoLiveGaming
      @Mr.EmoLiveGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cinemassacre should do Concord bad fur day

  • @Toxic_Male_Minimalist
    @Toxic_Male_Minimalist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2280

    "An Atari Jaguar can take a picture of your teeth"
    Where did you learn to floss?

    • @snaiilsalt
      @snaiilsalt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      where did you learn how to fly

    • @krovellium
      @krovellium 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Mikey Manker "its the cousins of where did you learn to fly"

    • @dr.trichome6419
      @dr.trichome6419 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Mikey Manker "An atari jaguar can video your sex sessions" where did you learn to fuck?

    • @random_gamer_guy82
      @random_gamer_guy82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow just wow what an interesting person.

    • @priestfan81
      @priestfan81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "How did you learn where to floss?"

  • @camilohiche4475
    @camilohiche4475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    How the Highlander game hasn't made it into an AVGN episode yet is beyond me.

    • @ZombifiedBuizel
      @ZombifiedBuizel ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Cause there can be ONLY ONE!

    • @149CreepingDeath08
      @149CreepingDeath08 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Jaguar probably broke again

    • @VideoSmarts1
      @VideoSmarts1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@149CreepingDeath08if only he sent them both to be repaired

    • @Smartacus420
      @Smartacus420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It has...

    • @Smartacus420
      @Smartacus420 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its in the jaguar episode

  • @AngusBeer
    @AngusBeer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +622

    Its just one of those games that you can't even look at it
    -James Rolfe

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      "Just not good"
      -Mike Matei

    • @AngusBeer
      @AngusBeer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      7:17

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard ปีที่แล้ว +2

      One of the most savage summaries of a game I've ever heard.

  • @wtsig76
    @wtsig76 8 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    I lost it during the ginger beatings.

    • @JulioLopez-xz5kx
      @JulioLopez-xz5kx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      wtsig76 It's time to get beat, boy!

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      "Come here, Pippi Longstockings!"

    • @heroesofruin27
      @heroesofruin27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmao

    • @TorbjornTheGGViking
      @TorbjornTheGGViking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      "You orange haired freak. We're gunna beat your fuckin ass senseless you little freckled fuck" - Mike Matei

    • @wtsig76
      @wtsig76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol I forgot about this vid. Beat him

  • @combedpubes
    @combedpubes 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    I remember playing this piece of shite in hospital. I am sure it extended my recovery time by a couple of weeks

    • @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers
      @codypriceYouTubeAddednumbers 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      J Y i hate that band.

    • @xsct878
      @xsct878 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cody Price wait what?

    • @GamingBaked
      @GamingBaked 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Clay3613 or the toilet?

    • @GamingBaked
      @GamingBaked 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** aha yeah i seen that before.. the only thing its actually good for lmfao

    • @myrongaines5542
      @myrongaines5542 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Clay3613 I sea wat you did there...

  • @BoydWillemsen
    @BoydWillemsen 9 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "Time to get beat, boy!" One of the funniest lines ever. The way they laugh is sooooo contagious!

    • @volkerball85
      @volkerball85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "C'mere, Pippi Longstockings!"

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "You orange-haired freak! We're gonna beat your fucking ass senseless, you little freckled fuck!"

    • @GRD-OVCSP24
      @GRD-OVCSP24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@volkerball85
      "Boom!"

  • @scubasteve3056
    @scubasteve3056 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

    that highlander review was one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time lol

    • @scubasteve3056
      @scubasteve3056 9 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Exactly lol "time to get beat boy!!"

    • @djgiga2
      @djgiga2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stevie Vehorn Also got to love Imagin Systems bought the system as a camera and even use the cartridge for memory upgrade lol

    • @alejandrovivas8567
      @alejandrovivas8567 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stevie Vehorn The guy in that game is Rouge from the X Men, only with orange hair xD the greren outfit, the yellow boots, the brown jacket hahahahahahahaha xD

    • @Surya112
      @Surya112 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Stevie Vehorn
      Watch Spoony's review of it.

    • @x_Skeleton_x
      @x_Skeleton_x 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dude I was crying. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Couldn't breathe. XD

  • @cyberpunkholiday
    @cyberpunkholiday 8 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Its just one of those games where you can't even look at it." - James

  • @antgue756
    @antgue756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I died when the two guards just ganged up on him

    • @goa141no6
      @goa141no6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      RIP. In memory of no body.

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      So did he lol.

    • @riedsch
      @riedsch 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      seems like the best game evoooor :D

    • @omegarugal9283
      @omegarugal9283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      you mean i memory of some orange haired freak

  • @VeggieGamer
    @VeggieGamer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    I am still holding out for that Highlander AVGN review!!

    • @aimfuldrifter
      @aimfuldrifter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I'd love to see James doing an AVGN episode of this.

    • @retroboy-fh1ji
      @retroboy-fh1ji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LukeInside me too hahahaha

    • @jelhaj7769
      @jelhaj7769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'm almost sure James intended to do A Nerd episode of Highlander but I think he must have forgot. that game is basically Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde, but 3-D. So much material

    • @jerryborjon
      @jerryborjon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
      @xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jelhaj7769 Not be a party popper but..... basicallly a CROW City OfAngels but with a sword. Too similar games

  • @Jygerthe2nd
    @Jygerthe2nd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Oh, I remember the Highlander game. Spoony reviewed it once. Apparently, as soon as he was finished recording footage for the review, bam, the Jaguar CD died and there was nothing he could do to fix it.

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is his review on TH-cam?

    • @MrMistermoges
      @MrMistermoges 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      InvaderPet yeah, or at least it was. if not, it's definitely on his website. well worth watching, very funny.

    • @PubliusAfricanus
      @PubliusAfricanus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jeffery Phillips Meaning the guy he stole his footage from didn't have any more games recorded.

    • @Robman0908
      @Robman0908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is on TH-cam. The game is brutally bad.

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tfw a game is so bad that it drives a game system to suicide.

  • @arthur78
    @arthur78 8 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The Highlander part was hilarious. I have a bitter history with the Jaguar and I feel like this video has given me some closure.

  • @omegarugal9283
    @omegarugal9283 8 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    TIME TO GET BEAT BOY!!!

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TIME TO GET BEAT SON.

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** TIME TO GET BEAT HO.

    • @clines.alabat
      @clines.alabat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "You orange-haired freak! We're gonna beat your fucking ass senseless you little freckled fuck!"

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      “Come here Pippi Longstockings!”

  • @clarenceboddicker6679
    @clarenceboddicker6679 10 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    This console didn't just flop it fell flat on it's face, that Jaguar CD add on was discontinued before it even went on sale in the country I live in, it never even made it into the stores.

  • @kjul.
    @kjul. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I come back at least once a year to watch this video. It's just classic top notch comedy to me :D

    • @Depp0vom0Dienst
      @Depp0vom0Dienst ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was very positive that I'm the only one to be honest. :D

    • @fwobebe5164
      @fwobebe5164 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same UuU And Monster Party part one and 2.

    • @JrIcify
      @JrIcify ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I come back to this one too

    • @1k_Synth
      @1k_Synth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same lol

  • @videogamehunter820
    @videogamehunter820 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I could listen to James and Mike crack each other up all day.

  • @OfficialJab
    @OfficialJab 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Three best episodes of J&M:
    1 - This
    2 - Super Mario Wacky Worlds
    3 - Pilotwings 64

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Barts Nightmare

    • @sumwon6973
      @sumwon6973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What about victormaxx

    • @OfficialJab
      @OfficialJab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True, Toejam & Earl also

    • @DutchDukeMan
      @DutchDukeMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Goat simulator is my favorite

    • @DEADEYESTUDIO
      @DEADEYESTUDIO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the star fox one is great too, jame's rant about itunes is beautiful lol

  • @bambambarsan8943
    @bambambarsan8943 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "So you're in a tank, on the deathstar, shooting oranges." I laughed so hard

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot1081 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is my all time favourite James and Mike video, I always come back to it! Their laughter is so infectious! 😂

    • @emweeriot1081
      @emweeriot1081 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "I don't like the way he walks either!" 😂

    • @atoaster9940
      @atoaster9940 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This and the pilotwings 64 video are my favorite.

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +emweeriot Is that Morrigan?

    • @ronmower
      @ronmower 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +emweeriot Yeah I come back to this video too. Probably the best James and Mike video they have done.

    • @emweeriot1081
      @emweeriot1081 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Zayaan Nashrid I don't know if that was a compliment but I'm taking it as one 💘💘💘

  • @WhiskeyPieSometimes
    @WhiskeyPieSometimes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    That Highlander part was hysterical. 😭

    • @MilesEdgeworth129
      @MilesEdgeworth129 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Time to get beat, boy!"

    • @thethrashyone
      @thethrashyone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "C'mere, Pippi Longstocking!"

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Greg Lytle "We're gonna beat your ass senseless you little freckled fuck."

    • @AtlasBlizzard
      @AtlasBlizzard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "You orange-haired freak!"

  • @leechapman76
    @leechapman76 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The dental company bought the molds for the Jaguar and cast white cases with a few minor adjustments. They aren't regular cases painted white. I have one I bought off the company. The actual metal molds came up for sale once or twice but were asking a huge sum!

    • @leechapman76
      @leechapman76 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just collect Jaguar stuff and this was a nice item to pick up. A small part of the Jaguars history.

    • @joe-bughorn3351
      @joe-bughorn3351 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lee76 is a Jaguar system ''in the box'' worth anything?

    • @shifty2755
      @shifty2755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joe-bughorn3351
      50p

  • @TacticalNudes
    @TacticalNudes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Other functions of gaming consoles
    PS3 used as a supercomputer
    Xbox Series S/X used as an emulation machine
    PS2 used as a linux desktop
    Atari Jaguar used as a dental machine

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 9 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    TIME TO GET BEAT BOY! TIME TO GET BEAT! XD

    • @ronch550
      @ronch550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm fighting not to get stomach cramps from laughing! 😆

  • @ericlegacy8834
    @ericlegacy8834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I still come back to this OG video of James and Mike Mondays for the laugh of Highlander. This was one of the funniest ones I've seen and it still holds up lmao

    • @djancak
      @djancak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i'm here again after ten years cry-laughing at highlander

  • @EruIluvatar
    @EruIluvatar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The highlander portion of this video is so funny! You should do an AVGN or something with it.

    • @EruIluvatar
      @EruIluvatar 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      JsRetroVideoGames
      Time to get beat boy!

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      ***** I start dry heaving of laughter at "We're gonna beat your ass senseless you freckled fuck." xD

    • @YOFACE9999
      @YOFACE9999 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ***** work on your trolling there buddy

    • @BrandonRaske
      @BrandonRaske 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Remember the 2 part jaguar nerd episode

  • @chumlum
    @chumlum 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    the highlander bit pretty much had me in tears. ridiculous games.

  • @dannythenpc7031
    @dannythenpc7031 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “If I go to a dentist and the dude pulls out an atari jaguar, I am out of there.” 😂

  • @lelsewherelelsewhere9435
    @lelsewherelelsewhere9435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Just shows Miyamoto's spot on thinking that a 3d flyer (any of these early stage types) needs direction, hence part of why he put Starfox kinda on rails.

    • @townsjim
      @townsjim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miyamoto had minimal involvement in that game, just saying.

  • @Danblukk
    @Danblukk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I knew someone that bought the Jagaur as soon as it came out, was playing Doom and Aliens vs Predator, bearing in mind all we had played up to this point was Snes and Mega Drive, it blew our minds.

    • @review_stooge
      @review_stooge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Instances like this are what gives me respect for the Jaguar. It was trying to bring FPS games to the home...valiant effort in retrospect

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      erm so u didnt have PC ? the shame

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      PC sucked ass back in those days unless it was Space pinball.

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm literally talking about the 80s-90s. Computers were not better than consoles until 2000s and later on. XP was king. Windows 98 couldn't do jack back then. Dial up and AOL.

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Adachi Cabbage
      2000s ? so why is tomb raider ,GTA ,and doom and quake and decent etc all superior on PC in the 90s ?

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the amount of power the jaguar provided was truly overwhelming, way ahead of its time. most developers only knew how to use about 50 of the bits. had they gone with the full 64, people probably couldnt tell real life from playing jaguar.

    • @GatoPerro0
      @GatoPerro0 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** jaguar had 5 processors

    • @winlover37
      @winlover37 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm pretty sure two RISC 32-bit processors (I think it has) won't equal actual 64 bit processors. It may have an advantage against traditional 32 bit console CPUs, but not as powerful as a native 64 bit processor. Regardless, the rest of the hardware was undoubtedly inferior to the later 32-64 bit consoles and wouldn't come close in performance.

    • @brianbernstein3826
      @brianbernstein3826 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      winlover37 Mario 64 on the Jaguar would have been utterly insane

  • @jacobprayer8656
    @jacobprayer8656 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Sega Genesis version of Virua Racing had better draw distance than Battle Morph

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 9 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I don't think I'd ever get sick of watching them play Highlander lol

  • @Mivsan_NT
    @Mivsan_NT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    One of my favourite episodes of J&M to come back to every once in a while and laugh my ass off at that Highlander part :D. Must have watched this one a good 10+ times over the years.

  • @umamisra4823
    @umamisra4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone told me that this is the only console that can handle cyberpunk 2077 without any issues

  • @ItsJason412
    @ItsJason412 10 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "It's one of those games... You can't even look at it." Funniest quote ever

    • @Nikolay1995
      @Nikolay1995 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and then you fart

    • @weaponizedestrogen
      @weaponizedestrogen 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then shit all over the place

    • @legonas4444
      @legonas4444 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then you play with that shit you took

  • @rpastora1984
    @rpastora1984 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    I really miss mike

    • @oliverpony
      @oliverpony หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too the blad guy is dull in Comparison

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Blue Lightning has exploding trees? Maybe it was directed by Michael Bay

  • @VisualTedium
    @VisualTedium 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    There was a lot strange things happening with Atari, someone should make a shitty movie about it

    • @GainedSplash78
      @GainedSplash78 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They already did; E.T. Game Over.

    • @RaichuMGS
      @RaichuMGS 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      GainedSplash78 that’s the joke

    • @AizensPlan
      @AizensPlan 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      -------------------------------------> The joke
      Your head

  • @bigfriki
    @bigfriki 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Holy shit I laughed so hard at Highlander X''D "They're beating the shit outta you!" hahahaha

  • @gabrielarias6518
    @gabrielarias6518 8 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Mike's laugh is so contagious got me laughing too, haha.

    • @B33FY2011
      @B33FY2011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gabriel Arias Both Mike and James laughs have had me in stitches over the years of these let's play's.

  • @RetroRupp
    @RetroRupp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I just can't help but laugh with them in that Highlander part. Gets me every time! Hahaha XD

  • @michaelkopischke8072
    @michaelkopischke8072 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'd still love to see the nerd character review these games in a part 3 of Jaguar.

  • @jamieparsley2284
    @jamieparsley2284 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Fun fact: Blue Lightning was the pack in game for the Atari Jaguar CD.

  • @TheFettuck
    @TheFettuck 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I want a t-shirt of the "Where did you learn to fly?" face!! :D

  • @DaFunk14
    @DaFunk14 11 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love how down to earth James is when he's not the nerd, it's huge comparison between him and the character lol

  • @EnockEzra
    @EnockEzra 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "If it's got wings, I can crash it"
    -Launchpad McQuack

  • @davesparkz
    @davesparkz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Back when it was happier times at Cinemassacre.

  • @FearMonarch
    @FearMonarch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the first James and Mike video i actually watched after getting curious about any of the jaguar cds working and I love the contrast between the two video from James. this is like the laid back weekend at a friends house after renting a shitty game and just laughing at how bad it is. I gotta say, i love this bit now

  • @fadlimuhamadikhsan8643
    @fadlimuhamadikhsan8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The pinacle of all console..

  • @P-C-Principle
    @P-C-Principle ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Little does mike know that if he got he teeth xrayed in the last 25-30 years, he got his mouth X-ray with Atari jaguar

  • @CantEvenWumbo
    @CantEvenWumbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can’t believe this video just turned 8 years old. Time really passes.

  • @jonathanbradley4896
    @jonathanbradley4896 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The Highlander section of this video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • @DrBeef216
    @DrBeef216 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love these. It's like we get to hang out with you guys while you play some great/garbage games. Good stuff.

  • @KBXband
    @KBXband ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When your vintage consoles are more fun than the modern ones, you're doing something horribly wrong, ATARI.

  • @Tor-Erik
    @Tor-Erik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    To Atari Jaguar CD: When did you learn to work?

  • @itsmecolby4655
    @itsmecolby4655 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When Mike starts laughing I can't stop!

  • @Dr.SkullScience77
    @Dr.SkullScience77 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I got my Jaguar at launch, still own it and working great. I got a Jaguar CD at launch and it is one of the most quiet, efficient drives I have ever played on and works perfectly to this day. Starfox was good but nowhere near the technical level of Battlemorph. Unfortunately the Jag CD came out late in the very short Jaguar lifespan so very few games but a good collectors piece and worth noting games are still being released on Jag and Jag CD on homebrew.

  • @EireProductions
    @EireProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If a dentist tries to take your X-ray with an Atari Jaguar, run.

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The draw distance in Battlemorph is abysmal; non-existent. I thought SM64 on N64 had bad draw distance, when you’re flying, trying to get coins; but, just *WOW!*

  • @difdude
    @difdude 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The aaaawesome song at 8:13 is "Atari Karts"

  • @typalmer6850
    @typalmer6850 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I think this might just be one of my favourite James and Mike Monday's episodes...

  • @Toxie90210
    @Toxie90210 10 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Why is Highlander dressed like Rogue from the X-Men?

    • @PetProjects2011
      @PetProjects2011 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Because it would just look ridiculous if he was dressed like Wolverine.

  • @yakkowarner753
    @yakkowarner753 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Even Wakko wouldn't eat the Highlander disk.
    And he eats everything!

    • @yakkowarner753
      @yakkowarner753 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      mysticalknightofjack Uhhhh.....
      I wouldn't but Wakko would!

  • @miikkak5414
    @miikkak5414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think we all are still waiting for the highlander episode

  • @Edscratch23469
    @Edscratch23469 9 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Imagine that face in GTA where did you learn to drive were did you learn drive were did you learn to drive

    • @NicolasSoto19
      @NicolasSoto19 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edscratch23469 :D

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually they do

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Literary everyone complains about your driving in GTA. Whether you drive like a madman or like a civilized being. Ryder will bitch about your driving. Then there is Toreno about your flying.

    • @Omar_E11
      @Omar_E11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Chocolate Lab Whaddya mean? Having CJ and Ryder backtalk each other was hilarious!

    • @niemaciezagroszwyobrazni3056
      @niemaciezagroszwyobrazni3056 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edscratch23469 where did you learn to mega drive lmfao

  • @solidsnake2085
    @solidsnake2085 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I forgot how funny the Highlander part was. So glad I watched this again.

  • @toonbat
    @toonbat 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine playing the Highlander game with Princes of the Universe blasting in the background.

  • @911Maci
    @911Maci 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    maybe they learned to fly :D

    • @911Maci
      @911Maci 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      i dont know :D where did YOU learn to fly ? :D

    • @imluvinyourmum
      @imluvinyourmum 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +SUPERMEGAHAMs TH-cam Where did u learn to fly?

    • @thebreakfastmegapowers3525
      @thebreakfastmegapowers3525 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully they can land the plane...

  • @TheRealGaucelm
    @TheRealGaucelm 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wish he would make a revised version of his Atari jaguar AVGN episode so that he includes some of those CD games, for a DVD rerelease or something.

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "It's just not good", "You can't look at it", these are some awesome reviews lol

  • @alexl.4362
    @alexl.4362 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Blue face: Good..Luck...Bitch.

  • @subtledemisefox
    @subtledemisefox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this is my favorite james and mike mondays

  • @EclipseMain
    @EclipseMain 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When you encounter a Red Screen while starting up your Atari Jaguar CD, that means their is a Cartridge Load Error. Try tilting the Cartridge and it should work.

    • @jackson528
      @jackson528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Really?
      I didn't think of that.

    • @EclipseMain
      @EclipseMain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jackson Hockenberry Now we just have to tell AVGN that, and he could get those other 2 Atari Jaguar's to work properly.

    • @jackson528
      @jackson528 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True.

    • @flirtwithapokerface
      @flirtwithapokerface 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Neoflash Gaming Except for the one he took a dump on.

    • @EclipseMain
      @EclipseMain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      flirtwithapokerface Yeah, but that one deserved it. :D

  • @BigGeekEmpire
    @BigGeekEmpire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Why were 90% of early CD based games revolved around a jet or some type of flight simulator? lol

    • @FinleyGomez
      @FinleyGomez 9 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Why are 100% of early games for the ps4 revolved round guns or an FPS

    • @BigGeekEmpire
      @BigGeekEmpire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what the fuck does that have to do with anything.

    • @AirPirate9
      @AirPirate9 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Quite simple actually, back then, that was the most conceivable future that people had in their minds. Now its all about zombies and the end of the world.

    • @garrycotton7094
      @garrycotton7094 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Same reason for the FPS games the other comment remarked about: they're easy to make and easy to make them look good.

    • @JrIcify
      @JrIcify 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      You don't have to make a physics engine and the hit detection is easy.

  • @nakfoor1846
    @nakfoor1846 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How do these games look so terrible on the Jaguar's best hardware?

    • @TheSupersmash97
      @TheSupersmash97 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was said that the games were hard to make in the system

  • @judgewestenn
    @judgewestenn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    11:40 "Thyme ta git beet!"

  • @chopboxing6197
    @chopboxing6197 10 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You guys have my sense of humor. I found myself dying of laughter at the same things you laughed at.

    • @victoneter
      @victoneter 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's weird. I guess you must be a human

    • @raz09181
      @raz09181 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      victoneter I am Hu-man where you meat farm?

  • @IzodGeneral
    @IzodGeneral 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn. I could watch you guys play Highlander FOREVER! But I don't want to play it.

  • @riverrist
    @riverrist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Still come back to this video 2 times a year or so. I guess I have seen it 5-10 times by now, but I'm still laughing tears at that Highlander review.

  • @keithfulkerson
    @keithfulkerson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I had a Jaguar CD and a handful of games for it, but the only thing I ever used it for was to play music CDs. The audio-visualizer in it was actually pretty decent.

    • @kagevista3375
      @kagevista3375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm an audiophile. Maybe I'd get a Jaguar and a Jaguar CD only for that.

  • @Granduppah
    @Granduppah ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh boy, that woman head again. I still think that whenever playing any type of flying game.

  • @ScruffsX
    @ScruffsX 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    James is so funny and dry at the same time. I guess it's how he phrases things. "You can't even look at it" lol

  • @midnightrider4ever
    @midnightrider4ever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A bunch of these Jaguar consoles ended up in kiddie rides like the white semi trucks that were in Walmart stores in the 90s. Carousel Amusements in Eldon MO built quite a few of them.

  • @Corristo89
    @Corristo89 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Classic example of a console trying to do 3D when neither the hardware, software nor controller (which is technically hardware, but I'm counting it as its own thing) were ready for it. The Sega Saturn was another one of those, though it did do better.
    The 3D here is hardly better than what the SNES could do with the Super FX chip.

  • @JamesKingsleyQPatriotOrg
    @JamesKingsleyQPatriotOrg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am thankful that you showed me all the games I am glad I never played. HAPPY T-DAY 2021 bro. qp

  • @ColonelPenguin
    @ColonelPenguin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Ya little freckled fuck!"

  • @charliellorente
    @charliellorente 10 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Big questions :Who developped those games, did´nt they know it was crap when when it was released???? It is so obvious!!!!What were they thinking about. YOU NEED TO CONTACT SOME OF THE DEVELOPPERS AND INTERVIEW THEM!!!! don´t u think so?????

    • @fabianrunn
      @fabianrunn 10 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Look, a kid!

    • @charliellorente
      @charliellorente 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Ok for the Doom Port even if we will never know why the music was removed for some dark and unexplainable reason...but what about all the crappy stuff???Seriously: the "Where did you learn to fly?" green face and more shitty stuff and really bad games...I remember a motocross game running at a ridiculous 15 fps framerate!!!! Who could swallow something like that???What were they thinking ?Were they smoking pot to death??? Look at the shitty Highlander!!!!WTF ??!! How they must have been laughing at Sony while the mighty Playstation was on its way !

    • @retroboy-fh1ji
      @retroboy-fh1ji 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sokarash John Carmack himself said that Jaguar can barely handle DOOM, and Quake for Jaguar (or 3DO) would be impossible (mainly because of the 35000-40000 polygon count limit).

  • @tylerr6618
    @tylerr6618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He should do a part 3 for the Atari jaguar CD now that he has one that works

  • @matyi10012
    @matyi10012 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    'It's the cousin of where did you learn to fly' PRICELESS

  • @Kelton2
    @Kelton2 10 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Where did you learn to fly?

    • @KaiZettaSlow
      @KaiZettaSlow 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well I was playing Flight Simulator 2002... I guess that's where I learned to fly.

    • @Sansonius3rDaSlayer
      @Sansonius3rDaSlayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nam

    • @wildsmiley
      @wildsmiley 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Smallville, Kansas.

    • @Sansonius3rDaSlayer
      @Sansonius3rDaSlayer 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      where did u learn to be a Winnie lil bitch?

    • @dynamicsketch
      @dynamicsketch 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Star Fox on SNES.

  • @SlayerOfCunts
    @SlayerOfCunts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:24 That poor cat is traumatized for life!

  • @MasterOfWash
    @MasterOfWash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Highlander looks like a good one for a nerd-review. And while AVGN would be at it, he could also do a (kind of) revisiting of the Jaguar CD.

  • @floralpoboop
    @floralpoboop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The sega saturn had alone in the dark games, it ran better than this.

    • @justletmeuseit
      @justletmeuseit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The saturn was a respectable console.. the jaguar and jaguar cd are absolute shite.

    • @floralpoboop
      @floralpoboop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      justletmeuseit Jaguar had some decent games, james has even pointed this out several times. It just has some shit games, and yeah the CD addon is utter shit.

    • @justletmeuseit
      @justletmeuseit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      undeadbobop
      I owned a Jaguar, I could count the decent games it had on my fingers. The console itself had a respectable design, just not the marketing power to attract good developers.

    • @floralpoboop
      @floralpoboop 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      justletmeuseit The marketing was terrible... it insulted its audience and game developers... so you are right about that, it had around 50-60 games 1/4 of them being sports titles... It had some really bad games, but here is the thing it had some amazingly good games like Rayman that was later ported to the playstation. A kick ass version of wolfienstien 3d (pc one still is the best though), and amazing ports such as total carnage. It had its fair share of bad, but it had its fair share of good, most of them either being ported to other systems or gems such as zoop & tempest 2000.... But yeah it had a lot of bad games...
      heck some games for the system only recently came out so I wouldn't down play it that much.

    • @justletmeuseit
      @justletmeuseit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      barrybear2012
      It's my understanding that it was developer friendly due to the use of a vanilla 6800 unit at its core. This design choice also inhibited its performance but i think at release the only console remotely close was the 3do which was far too expensive.
      Yes, uncovered cartridge slot was bad, dial pad controllers were weird and the cd add on was a complete pile of garbage.. but the console would have been very serviceable with a better library of games.

  • @DeliciousHotShmoze
    @DeliciousHotShmoze 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    He's half-right about the dental equipment thing. They didn't use the shells from Jaguars and painted them white. They actually used the molding plates used to make the shells for the Jaguar to make shells for their equipment, not to mention they also used the plates for the cartridges to make memory cards for the same equipment.

  • @sabianrice6660
    @sabianrice6660 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mike totally makes this video with his commentary on Highlander.

  • @zeronine-eightyfour
    @zeronine-eightyfour 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is one of the most funny movies that you guys did, "you cant even look at it" hahahaha, truly laughed out loud because of this in public.

  • @ekathe85
    @ekathe85 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Funniest James and Mike review since Victormaxx.

    • @211Appolo
      @211Appolo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ekathe85 Oh, that was a good one LOL

  • @j.b.2777
    @j.b.2777 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I remember seeing pictures of some of these games in EGM back in the day and I would wistfully stare of them wishing one day I could play a game with such great graphics. Seeing it in action makes me so glad I never had to endure the massive disappointment it wouldve brought. Great episode, guys!

  • @KorbenCountyJr
    @KorbenCountyJr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is so much better than anything you are watching...