lol i couldn't help but laugh at when you said you got the jaguar to work *in real life* lol you're not a cartoon or video game character although it would be cool having a game where we play as you shooting games getting pissed off at everything
Stevie Vehorn The guy in that game is Rouge from the X Men, only with orange hair xD the greren outfit, the yellow boots, the brown jacket hahahahahahahaha xD
I'm almost sure James intended to do A Nerd episode of Highlander but I think he must have forgot. that game is basically Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde, but 3-D. So much material
Oh, I remember the Highlander game. Spoony reviewed it once. Apparently, as soon as he was finished recording footage for the review, bam, the Jaguar CD died and there was nothing he could do to fix it.
This console didn't just flop it fell flat on it's face, that Jaguar CD add on was discontinued before it even went on sale in the country I live in, it never even made it into the stores.
The dental company bought the molds for the Jaguar and cast white cases with a few minor adjustments. They aren't regular cases painted white. I have one I bought off the company. The actual metal molds came up for sale once or twice but were asking a huge sum!
Other functions of gaming consoles PS3 used as a supercomputer Xbox Series S/X used as an emulation machine PS2 used as a linux desktop Atari Jaguar used as a dental machine
I still come back to this OG video of James and Mike Mondays for the laugh of Highlander. This was one of the funniest ones I've seen and it still holds up lmao
Just shows Miyamoto's spot on thinking that a 3d flyer (any of these early stage types) needs direction, hence part of why he put Starfox kinda on rails.
I knew someone that bought the Jagaur as soon as it came out, was playing Doom and Aliens vs Predator, bearing in mind all we had played up to this point was Snes and Mega Drive, it blew our minds.
I'm literally talking about the 80s-90s. Computers were not better than consoles until 2000s and later on. XP was king. Windows 98 couldn't do jack back then. Dial up and AOL.
the amount of power the jaguar provided was truly overwhelming, way ahead of its time. most developers only knew how to use about 50 of the bits. had they gone with the full 64, people probably couldnt tell real life from playing jaguar.
I'm pretty sure two RISC 32-bit processors (I think it has) won't equal actual 64 bit processors. It may have an advantage against traditional 32 bit console CPUs, but not as powerful as a native 64 bit processor. Regardless, the rest of the hardware was undoubtedly inferior to the later 32-64 bit consoles and wouldn't come close in performance.
One of my favourite episodes of J&M to come back to every once in a while and laugh my ass off at that Highlander part :D. Must have watched this one a good 10+ times over the years.
This is the first James and Mike video i actually watched after getting curious about any of the jaguar cds working and I love the contrast between the two video from James. this is like the laid back weekend at a friends house after renting a shitty game and just laughing at how bad it is. I gotta say, i love this bit now
I got my Jaguar at launch, still own it and working great. I got a Jaguar CD at launch and it is one of the most quiet, efficient drives I have ever played on and works perfectly to this day. Starfox was good but nowhere near the technical level of Battlemorph. Unfortunately the Jag CD came out late in the very short Jaguar lifespan so very few games but a good collectors piece and worth noting games are still being released on Jag and Jag CD on homebrew.
The draw distance in Battlemorph is abysmal; non-existent. I thought SM64 on N64 had bad draw distance, when you’re flying, trying to get coins; but, just *WOW!*
Literary everyone complains about your driving in GTA. Whether you drive like a madman or like a civilized being. Ryder will bitch about your driving. Then there is Toreno about your flying.
When you encounter a Red Screen while starting up your Atari Jaguar CD, that means their is a Cartridge Load Error. Try tilting the Cartridge and it should work.
Quite simple actually, back then, that was the most conceivable future that people had in their minds. Now its all about zombies and the end of the world.
I had a Jaguar CD and a handful of games for it, but the only thing I ever used it for was to play music CDs. The audio-visualizer in it was actually pretty decent.
A bunch of these Jaguar consoles ended up in kiddie rides like the white semi trucks that were in Walmart stores in the 90s. Carousel Amusements in Eldon MO built quite a few of them.
Classic example of a console trying to do 3D when neither the hardware, software nor controller (which is technically hardware, but I'm counting it as its own thing) were ready for it. The Sega Saturn was another one of those, though it did do better. The 3D here is hardly better than what the SNES could do with the Super FX chip.
Big questions :Who developped those games, did´nt they know it was crap when when it was released???? It is so obvious!!!!What were they thinking about. YOU NEED TO CONTACT SOME OF THE DEVELOPPERS AND INTERVIEW THEM!!!! don´t u think so?????
***** Ok for the Doom Port even if we will never know why the music was removed for some dark and unexplainable reason...but what about all the crappy stuff???Seriously: the "Where did you learn to fly?" green face and more shitty stuff and really bad games...I remember a motocross game running at a ridiculous 15 fps framerate!!!! Who could swallow something like that???What were they thinking ?Were they smoking pot to death??? Look at the shitty Highlander!!!!WTF ??!! How they must have been laughing at Sony while the mighty Playstation was on its way !
sokarash John Carmack himself said that Jaguar can barely handle DOOM, and Quake for Jaguar (or 3DO) would be impossible (mainly because of the 35000-40000 polygon count limit).
justletmeuseit Jaguar had some decent games, james has even pointed this out several times. It just has some shit games, and yeah the CD addon is utter shit.
undeadbobop I owned a Jaguar, I could count the decent games it had on my fingers. The console itself had a respectable design, just not the marketing power to attract good developers.
justletmeuseit The marketing was terrible... it insulted its audience and game developers... so you are right about that, it had around 50-60 games 1/4 of them being sports titles... It had some really bad games, but here is the thing it had some amazingly good games like Rayman that was later ported to the playstation. A kick ass version of wolfienstien 3d (pc one still is the best though), and amazing ports such as total carnage. It had its fair share of bad, but it had its fair share of good, most of them either being ported to other systems or gems such as zoop & tempest 2000.... But yeah it had a lot of bad games... heck some games for the system only recently came out so I wouldn't down play it that much.
barrybear2012 It's my understanding that it was developer friendly due to the use of a vanilla 6800 unit at its core. This design choice also inhibited its performance but i think at release the only console remotely close was the 3do which was far too expensive. Yes, uncovered cartridge slot was bad, dial pad controllers were weird and the cd add on was a complete pile of garbage.. but the console would have been very serviceable with a better library of games.
He's half-right about the dental equipment thing. They didn't use the shells from Jaguars and painted them white. They actually used the molding plates used to make the shells for the Jaguar to make shells for their equipment, not to mention they also used the plates for the cartridges to make memory cards for the same equipment.
I remember seeing pictures of some of these games in EGM back in the day and I would wistfully stare of them wishing one day I could play a game with such great graphics. Seeing it in action makes me so glad I never had to endure the massive disappointment it wouldve brought. Great episode, guys!
Like James & Mike Mondays? See more game playthroughs with Mike on Twitch!
www.twitch.tv/mikemateilive
lol i couldn't help but laugh at when you said you got the jaguar to work *in real life* lol you're not a cartoon or video game character although it would be cool having a game where we play as you shooting games getting pissed off at everything
Awesome joke gameplay.
No thank you, I can already imagine it "like this is like, you know, like a thing, you know, like, like in Zelda..."
Cinemassacre ok
Cinemassacre should do Concord bad fur day
"An Atari Jaguar can take a picture of your teeth"
Where did you learn to floss?
where did you learn how to fly
Mikey Manker "its the cousins of where did you learn to fly"
Mikey Manker "An atari jaguar can video your sex sessions" where did you learn to fuck?
Wow just wow what an interesting person.
"How did you learn where to floss?"
How the Highlander game hasn't made it into an AVGN episode yet is beyond me.
Cause there can be ONLY ONE!
Jaguar probably broke again
@@149CreepingDeath08if only he sent them both to be repaired
It has...
Its in the jaguar episode
Its just one of those games that you can't even look at it
-James Rolfe
"Just not good"
-Mike Matei
7:17
One of the most savage summaries of a game I've ever heard.
I lost it during the ginger beatings.
wtsig76 It's time to get beat, boy!
"Come here, Pippi Longstockings!"
Lmao
"You orange haired freak. We're gunna beat your fuckin ass senseless you little freckled fuck" - Mike Matei
Lol I forgot about this vid. Beat him
I remember playing this piece of shite in hospital. I am sure it extended my recovery time by a couple of weeks
J Y i hate that band.
Cody Price wait what?
Clay3613 or the toilet?
***** aha yeah i seen that before.. the only thing its actually good for lmfao
Clay3613 I sea wat you did there...
"Time to get beat, boy!" One of the funniest lines ever. The way they laugh is sooooo contagious!
"C'mere, Pippi Longstockings!"
"You orange-haired freak! We're gonna beat your fucking ass senseless, you little freckled fuck!"
@@volkerball85
"Boom!"
that highlander review was one of the funniest things ive seen in a long time lol
Exactly lol "time to get beat boy!!"
Stevie Vehorn Also got to love Imagin Systems bought the system as a camera and even use the cartridge for memory upgrade lol
Stevie Vehorn The guy in that game is Rouge from the X Men, only with orange hair xD the greren outfit, the yellow boots, the brown jacket hahahahahahahaha xD
Stevie Vehorn
Watch Spoony's review of it.
Dude I was crying. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Couldn't breathe. XD
"Its just one of those games where you can't even look at it." - James
I died when the two guards just ganged up on him
RIP. In memory of no body.
So did he lol.
seems like the best game evoooor :D
you mean i memory of some orange haired freak
I am still holding out for that Highlander AVGN review!!
I'd love to see James doing an AVGN episode of this.
LukeInside me too hahahaha
I'm almost sure James intended to do A Nerd episode of Highlander but I think he must have forgot. that game is basically Dr. Jekyll Mr. Hyde, but 3-D. So much material
Same
@@jelhaj7769 Not be a party popper but..... basicallly a CROW City OfAngels but with a sword. Too similar games
Oh, I remember the Highlander game. Spoony reviewed it once. Apparently, as soon as he was finished recording footage for the review, bam, the Jaguar CD died and there was nothing he could do to fix it.
Is his review on TH-cam?
InvaderPet yeah, or at least it was. if not, it's definitely on his website. well worth watching, very funny.
Jeffery Phillips Meaning the guy he stole his footage from didn't have any more games recorded.
It is on TH-cam. The game is brutally bad.
Tfw a game is so bad that it drives a game system to suicide.
The Highlander part was hilarious. I have a bitter history with the Jaguar and I feel like this video has given me some closure.
TIME TO GET BEAT BOY!!!
TIME TO GET BEAT SON.
***** TIME TO GET BEAT HO.
"You orange-haired freak! We're gonna beat your fucking ass senseless you little freckled fuck!"
“Come here Pippi Longstockings!”
This console didn't just flop it fell flat on it's face, that Jaguar CD add on was discontinued before it even went on sale in the country I live in, it never even made it into the stores.
I come back at least once a year to watch this video. It's just classic top notch comedy to me :D
I was very positive that I'm the only one to be honest. :D
Same UuU And Monster Party part one and 2.
I come back to this one too
Same lol
I could listen to James and Mike crack each other up all day.
Three best episodes of J&M:
1 - This
2 - Super Mario Wacky Worlds
3 - Pilotwings 64
Barts Nightmare
What about victormaxx
True, Toejam & Earl also
Goat simulator is my favorite
the star fox one is great too, jame's rant about itunes is beautiful lol
"So you're in a tank, on the deathstar, shooting oranges." I laughed so hard
This is my all time favourite James and Mike video, I always come back to it! Their laughter is so infectious! 😂
"I don't like the way he walks either!" 😂
This and the pilotwings 64 video are my favorite.
+emweeriot Is that Morrigan?
+emweeriot Yeah I come back to this video too. Probably the best James and Mike video they have done.
+Zayaan Nashrid I don't know if that was a compliment but I'm taking it as one 💘💘💘
That Highlander part was hysterical. 😭
"Time to get beat, boy!"
"C'mere, Pippi Longstocking!"
Greg Lytle "We're gonna beat your ass senseless you little freckled fuck."
"You orange-haired freak!"
The dental company bought the molds for the Jaguar and cast white cases with a few minor adjustments. They aren't regular cases painted white. I have one I bought off the company. The actual metal molds came up for sale once or twice but were asking a huge sum!
I just collect Jaguar stuff and this was a nice item to pick up. A small part of the Jaguars history.
lee76 is a Jaguar system ''in the box'' worth anything?
@@joe-bughorn3351
50p
Other functions of gaming consoles
PS3 used as a supercomputer
Xbox Series S/X used as an emulation machine
PS2 used as a linux desktop
Atari Jaguar used as a dental machine
TIME TO GET BEAT BOY! TIME TO GET BEAT! XD
I'm fighting not to get stomach cramps from laughing! 😆
I still come back to this OG video of James and Mike Mondays for the laugh of Highlander. This was one of the funniest ones I've seen and it still holds up lmao
i'm here again after ten years cry-laughing at highlander
The highlander portion of this video is so funny! You should do an AVGN or something with it.
JsRetroVideoGames
Time to get beat boy!
***** I start dry heaving of laughter at "We're gonna beat your ass senseless you freckled fuck." xD
***** work on your trolling there buddy
Remember the 2 part jaguar nerd episode
the highlander bit pretty much had me in tears. ridiculous games.
“If I go to a dentist and the dude pulls out an atari jaguar, I am out of there.” 😂
Just shows Miyamoto's spot on thinking that a 3d flyer (any of these early stage types) needs direction, hence part of why he put Starfox kinda on rails.
Miyamoto had minimal involvement in that game, just saying.
I knew someone that bought the Jagaur as soon as it came out, was playing Doom and Aliens vs Predator, bearing in mind all we had played up to this point was Snes and Mega Drive, it blew our minds.
Instances like this are what gives me respect for the Jaguar. It was trying to bring FPS games to the home...valiant effort in retrospect
erm so u didnt have PC ? the shame
PC sucked ass back in those days unless it was Space pinball.
I'm literally talking about the 80s-90s. Computers were not better than consoles until 2000s and later on. XP was king. Windows 98 couldn't do jack back then. Dial up and AOL.
Adachi Cabbage
2000s ? so why is tomb raider ,GTA ,and doom and quake and decent etc all superior on PC in the 90s ?
the amount of power the jaguar provided was truly overwhelming, way ahead of its time. most developers only knew how to use about 50 of the bits. had they gone with the full 64, people probably couldnt tell real life from playing jaguar.
***** jaguar had 5 processors
I'm pretty sure two RISC 32-bit processors (I think it has) won't equal actual 64 bit processors. It may have an advantage against traditional 32 bit console CPUs, but not as powerful as a native 64 bit processor. Regardless, the rest of the hardware was undoubtedly inferior to the later 32-64 bit consoles and wouldn't come close in performance.
winlover37 Mario 64 on the Jaguar would have been utterly insane
The Sega Genesis version of Virua Racing had better draw distance than Battle Morph
I don't think I'd ever get sick of watching them play Highlander lol
One of my favourite episodes of J&M to come back to every once in a while and laugh my ass off at that Highlander part :D. Must have watched this one a good 10+ times over the years.
Someone told me that this is the only console that can handle cyberpunk 2077 without any issues
"It's one of those games... You can't even look at it." Funniest quote ever
and then you fart
Then shit all over the place
Then you play with that shit you took
I really miss mike
Me too the blad guy is dull in Comparison
Blue Lightning has exploding trees? Maybe it was directed by Michael Bay
There was a lot strange things happening with Atari, someone should make a shitty movie about it
They already did; E.T. Game Over.
GainedSplash78 that’s the joke
-------------------------------------> The joke
Your head
Holy shit I laughed so hard at Highlander X''D "They're beating the shit outta you!" hahahaha
Mike's laugh is so contagious got me laughing too, haha.
Gabriel Arias Both Mike and James laughs have had me in stitches over the years of these let's play's.
I just can't help but laugh with them in that Highlander part. Gets me every time! Hahaha XD
I'd still love to see the nerd character review these games in a part 3 of Jaguar.
Fun fact: Blue Lightning was the pack in game for the Atari Jaguar CD.
I want a t-shirt of the "Where did you learn to fly?" face!! :D
I love how down to earth James is when he's not the nerd, it's huge comparison between him and the character lol
"If it's got wings, I can crash it"
-Launchpad McQuack
Back when it was happier times at Cinemassacre.
wdy mean
This is the first James and Mike video i actually watched after getting curious about any of the jaguar cds working and I love the contrast between the two video from James. this is like the laid back weekend at a friends house after renting a shitty game and just laughing at how bad it is. I gotta say, i love this bit now
The pinacle of all console..
Little does mike know that if he got he teeth xrayed in the last 25-30 years, he got his mouth X-ray with Atari jaguar
Can’t believe this video just turned 8 years old. Time really passes.
It's currently a decade now.
The Highlander section of this video is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
I love these. It's like we get to hang out with you guys while you play some great/garbage games. Good stuff.
When your vintage consoles are more fun than the modern ones, you're doing something horribly wrong, ATARI.
To Atari Jaguar CD: When did you learn to work?
When Mike starts laughing I can't stop!
I got my Jaguar at launch, still own it and working great. I got a Jaguar CD at launch and it is one of the most quiet, efficient drives I have ever played on and works perfectly to this day. Starfox was good but nowhere near the technical level of Battlemorph. Unfortunately the Jag CD came out late in the very short Jaguar lifespan so very few games but a good collectors piece and worth noting games are still being released on Jag and Jag CD on homebrew.
If a dentist tries to take your X-ray with an Atari Jaguar, run.
The draw distance in Battlemorph is abysmal; non-existent. I thought SM64 on N64 had bad draw distance, when you’re flying, trying to get coins; but, just *WOW!*
The aaaawesome song at 8:13 is "Atari Karts"
I think this might just be one of my favourite James and Mike Monday's episodes...
Why is Highlander dressed like Rogue from the X-Men?
Because it would just look ridiculous if he was dressed like Wolverine.
Even Wakko wouldn't eat the Highlander disk.
And he eats everything!
mysticalknightofjack Uhhhh.....
I wouldn't but Wakko would!
I think we all are still waiting for the highlander episode
Imagine that face in GTA where did you learn to drive were did you learn drive were did you learn to drive
Edscratch23469 :D
Actually they do
Literary everyone complains about your driving in GTA. Whether you drive like a madman or like a civilized being. Ryder will bitch about your driving. Then there is Toreno about your flying.
The Chocolate Lab Whaddya mean? Having CJ and Ryder backtalk each other was hilarious!
Edscratch23469 where did you learn to mega drive lmfao
I forgot how funny the Highlander part was. So glad I watched this again.
Imagine playing the Highlander game with Princes of the Universe blasting in the background.
maybe they learned to fly :D
*****
i dont know :D where did YOU learn to fly ? :D
+SUPERMEGAHAMs TH-cam Where did u learn to fly?
Hopefully they can land the plane...
Wish he would make a revised version of his Atari jaguar AVGN episode so that he includes some of those CD games, for a DVD rerelease or something.
"It's just not good", "You can't look at it", these are some awesome reviews lol
Blue face: Good..Luck...Bitch.
this is my favorite james and mike mondays
When you encounter a Red Screen while starting up your Atari Jaguar CD, that means their is a Cartridge Load Error. Try tilting the Cartridge and it should work.
Really?
I didn't think of that.
Jackson Hockenberry Now we just have to tell AVGN that, and he could get those other 2 Atari Jaguar's to work properly.
True.
Neoflash Gaming Except for the one he took a dump on.
flirtwithapokerface Yeah, but that one deserved it. :D
Why were 90% of early CD based games revolved around a jet or some type of flight simulator? lol
Why are 100% of early games for the ps4 revolved round guns or an FPS
what the fuck does that have to do with anything.
Quite simple actually, back then, that was the most conceivable future that people had in their minds. Now its all about zombies and the end of the world.
Same reason for the FPS games the other comment remarked about: they're easy to make and easy to make them look good.
You don't have to make a physics engine and the hit detection is easy.
How do these games look so terrible on the Jaguar's best hardware?
It was said that the games were hard to make in the system
11:40 "Thyme ta git beet!"
You guys have my sense of humor. I found myself dying of laughter at the same things you laughed at.
That's weird. I guess you must be a human
victoneter I am Hu-man where you meat farm?
Damn. I could watch you guys play Highlander FOREVER! But I don't want to play it.
Still come back to this video 2 times a year or so. I guess I have seen it 5-10 times by now, but I'm still laughing tears at that Highlander review.
I had a Jaguar CD and a handful of games for it, but the only thing I ever used it for was to play music CDs. The audio-visualizer in it was actually pretty decent.
I'm an audiophile. Maybe I'd get a Jaguar and a Jaguar CD only for that.
Oh boy, that woman head again. I still think that whenever playing any type of flying game.
James is so funny and dry at the same time. I guess it's how he phrases things. "You can't even look at it" lol
A bunch of these Jaguar consoles ended up in kiddie rides like the white semi trucks that were in Walmart stores in the 90s. Carousel Amusements in Eldon MO built quite a few of them.
Classic example of a console trying to do 3D when neither the hardware, software nor controller (which is technically hardware, but I'm counting it as its own thing) were ready for it. The Sega Saturn was another one of those, though it did do better.
The 3D here is hardly better than what the SNES could do with the Super FX chip.
I am thankful that you showed me all the games I am glad I never played. HAPPY T-DAY 2021 bro. qp
"Ya little freckled fuck!"
Big questions :Who developped those games, did´nt they know it was crap when when it was released???? It is so obvious!!!!What were they thinking about. YOU NEED TO CONTACT SOME OF THE DEVELOPPERS AND INTERVIEW THEM!!!! don´t u think so?????
Look, a kid!
***** Ok for the Doom Port even if we will never know why the music was removed for some dark and unexplainable reason...but what about all the crappy stuff???Seriously: the "Where did you learn to fly?" green face and more shitty stuff and really bad games...I remember a motocross game running at a ridiculous 15 fps framerate!!!! Who could swallow something like that???What were they thinking ?Were they smoking pot to death??? Look at the shitty Highlander!!!!WTF ??!! How they must have been laughing at Sony while the mighty Playstation was on its way !
sokarash John Carmack himself said that Jaguar can barely handle DOOM, and Quake for Jaguar (or 3DO) would be impossible (mainly because of the 35000-40000 polygon count limit).
He should do a part 3 for the Atari jaguar CD now that he has one that works
'It's the cousin of where did you learn to fly' PRICELESS
Where did you learn to fly?
Well I was playing Flight Simulator 2002... I guess that's where I learned to fly.
nam
Smallville, Kansas.
where did u learn to be a Winnie lil bitch?
Star Fox on SNES.
0:24 That poor cat is traumatized for life!
Highlander looks like a good one for a nerd-review. And while AVGN would be at it, he could also do a (kind of) revisiting of the Jaguar CD.
The sega saturn had alone in the dark games, it ran better than this.
The saturn was a respectable console.. the jaguar and jaguar cd are absolute shite.
justletmeuseit Jaguar had some decent games, james has even pointed this out several times. It just has some shit games, and yeah the CD addon is utter shit.
undeadbobop
I owned a Jaguar, I could count the decent games it had on my fingers. The console itself had a respectable design, just not the marketing power to attract good developers.
justletmeuseit The marketing was terrible... it insulted its audience and game developers... so you are right about that, it had around 50-60 games 1/4 of them being sports titles... It had some really bad games, but here is the thing it had some amazingly good games like Rayman that was later ported to the playstation. A kick ass version of wolfienstien 3d (pc one still is the best though), and amazing ports such as total carnage. It had its fair share of bad, but it had its fair share of good, most of them either being ported to other systems or gems such as zoop & tempest 2000.... But yeah it had a lot of bad games...
heck some games for the system only recently came out so I wouldn't down play it that much.
barrybear2012
It's my understanding that it was developer friendly due to the use of a vanilla 6800 unit at its core. This design choice also inhibited its performance but i think at release the only console remotely close was the 3do which was far too expensive.
Yes, uncovered cartridge slot was bad, dial pad controllers were weird and the cd add on was a complete pile of garbage.. but the console would have been very serviceable with a better library of games.
He's half-right about the dental equipment thing. They didn't use the shells from Jaguars and painted them white. They actually used the molding plates used to make the shells for the Jaguar to make shells for their equipment, not to mention they also used the plates for the cartridges to make memory cards for the same equipment.
Mike totally makes this video with his commentary on Highlander.
This is one of the most funny movies that you guys did, "you cant even look at it" hahahaha, truly laughed out loud because of this in public.
Funniest James and Mike review since Victormaxx.
+ekathe85 Oh, that was a good one LOL
I remember seeing pictures of some of these games in EGM back in the day and I would wistfully stare of them wishing one day I could play a game with such great graphics. Seeing it in action makes me so glad I never had to endure the massive disappointment it wouldve brought. Great episode, guys!
this is so much better than anything you are watching...