When I was 13, I decided to pierce my own tongue one Friday night. I took a barbell, placed it on the TOP of my tongue, and pushed my tongue against the roof of my mouth - and somehow it slid right through 98% of the way. I couldn’t believe it. I genuinely never expected it to actually work. It did get caught on the very bottom slimy layer of my tongue, so I pushed it the rest of the way by hand and my tongue was pierced. I was so excited. The next day (the day of my 13th birthday party) I wanted to “check it” to make sure it was “okay,” and to do so I TOOK IT OUT!! Clearly I had no idea what I was doing, and what would follow was the scariest moment of my life. When I went to put the barbell back in, I must’ve poked a nerve/vein/something, because in a split second everything went black. I didn’t pass out, I completely lost my vision. That wasn’t all though. When trying to feel around to sit down on the floor, I realized my hearing was completely gone as well as well. I sat on the bathroom floor, shaking uncontrollably and thinking to myself, “I’m going to be blind and deaf for the rest of my life, because I pierced my goddamn tongue.” It was surreal, and I didn’t know what to do. I just sat there, for what felt like an eternity. I couldn’t cry, I couldn’t really do anything - likely in a state of shock. After about 5/6 minutes though, I looked up and could slowly see the lower left corner of the mirror frame coming into sight. However in black and white and fuzzy/grainy. Then my ears started to ring loudly, and my hearing slowly started coming back. After about a minute or two, both did come back entirely, but my ears continued to ring loudly for the rest of the day and into the next. My whole body also continued to tremble for pretty much the rest of the day. It was by far the scariest moment of my life - even 23 years later. I wish I could share my story with the world, but even if I could, I know there would still be plenty still willing to pierce their own tongues… IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!! IT WILL EVER BE WORTH IT!!! EVER!!!
That’s horrifying! I’m glad you’re okay! No one should ever pierce their own tongue at home-that’s absolutely wild to me-your story should absolutely terrify all those kids from doing it themselves.
are you okay now? i hope there wasn't any permanent damages! in case anyone needs to hear this: another reason to avoid piercing yourself in any part of your body, not only your tongue, is sterilization. A professional piercer isn't charging you as much as they are for no reason, you have to sterilize everything to prevent infections, as well as being a sort of "pay back" to the classes they took to apply those piercings. Believe me, paying to get this kind of thing done is ALWAYS much more worth it than saving a couple $ and risking having some NASTY side effects
I stopped someone taking their child to Claires today by bodily throwing myself in front of the piercer and long story short that’s how I got my **** pierced at Claires
As an ER trauma nurse, I brought in a local respected piercer to show us how to properly take out dermals. Bc otherwise we just cut them out in emergent situations. Very informative!
What's worse is the girl at 4:41 isn't trying to remove the surface piercing with a scalpel which is a sharp knife use for surgery but she's using an exacto blade but is not meant for skin
@@hellohologram i have a scalpel to cut stuff for my art because it's way more precise and mine is actually meant for skin and the blades come sterilized too.... idk what her thought process was 😪
YES, I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS! Exacto knives are meant for arts and crafts, NOT for any medical usage. They don’t come sterilized and I highly doubt she’d have access to anything to be able to sterilize it.
I learned in my human anatomy class many years ago that getting any kind of infection in the area under your eyes and around your nose is much more dangerous than anywhere else, because there is a slight possibility that it can cross the blood-brain barrier and you can end up with bacteria in your central nervous system. For that reason, I’ve never pierced anything on my face, even though it’s a super low chance of infection if you go to a pro who follows sanitary practices. Even if you do get a superficial infection, if you treat it right away, it won’t cause more harm. But I just can’t forget what my professor said.
Ahhhh, yes. Lil Uzi Vert's pink diamond dermal. Supposaidly worth $24 million, people at his concerts tried ripping it off him so he changed out the jewelry lolol
21:43 My favorite moments are when Roly is suddenly starting to sing a song 😂😂😂 Especially with the autoune, it just sounds amazing. I always rewatch it multiple times ❤
Search ‘The Triangle of Death’. It’s not recommended to pluck hairs, squeeze spots or whatever in the area between bridge of nose and corners of mouth, due to the proximity of these areas to important and vulnerable things like your sinuses and actual brain… you do NOT want infection running around in there
I think some humans just want to be soft and sleek like a dolphin because we're removing all the hair that's important now 😂 pits pubes nose ears etc And you ve also got the people that believe it's unsanitary which is completely unhinged
I can’t lie this video is a blessing. I love your videos because they’re so long and are perfect background noise for my adhd illustrator brain. Currently got a deadline for this evening to work on a bunch of illustrations and this is going to be so perfect to listen to TOT TY AGAIN ROLY!
I've been watching you and Luxeria all day for the past couple days and it's been blast, I love your content and personalities so much, absolutely my comfort channels! I love y'all! ❤
35:00 after a quick Google search, this is the info I found. He is a rapper named Lil Uzi Vert, it was a pink diamond worth $24 million USD. It was ripped out when he jumped into a crowd at a show: 'The rapper told TMZ, "I had a show at Rolling Loud and I jumped into the crowd and they kind of ripped it out." He continued on to say that he still has the diamond." '
I got my first helix at a mall kiosk with a piercing gun almost 25 years ago. The darn stud didn't go through all the way and when they pulled it out, I almost passed out and fell off the super tall stool that I was sitting on. I cannot imagine just leaning over like that!
I got one of my lobe piercings done with a gun just standing in the middle of a shop in front of the counter, not even leaning on it. But that was when I was still very young, at least 25 years ago. That people are still doing this is crazy.
Or in the shower, you suddenly hear TING ting ting tingtingting and you don’t know which piercing has come loose or whether you’ll ever see it again. And I wear glasses so I’m blind in the shower 😢
@@smudgerat9624 yeeess!!! The shower is waaay worse because at least in the sink you have a chance of not losing the jewelry, but in the shower.... that ish is almost always right down the drain 😅
I love that you wear contacts! But I have to say I thought u put in a new effect to make your eyes glimmer now and again. Those contacts are so beautiful, it definitely gives "Ting" like an anime glimmer ❤😂🎉
So excited for a new piercing fails video, I’ve been rewatching the series! I got my septum pierced on Sunday and was a bit nervous after seeing so many septum fails, but I went to an APP shop and everything went great! My eyes didn’t even water haha
32:49 Med-Surg nurse here. This lady got a belly button piercings on am umbilical hernia. A hernia is where the intestine slips through the umbilical wall. This is incredibly stupid because if that intestine were to be punctured, THERE WOULD BE FECAL MATTER IN THE ABDOMEN WHICH IS REALLY BAD NEWS!!
At 4:30, that's not a scalpel, it's an x-acto knife. A lot of x-acto blades are quite similar to scalpel blades, so it's not the worst choice for DIYing, but who knows if she actually cleaned it.
The dermal removal reminds me of a scene in one of the Saw movies. I think the trap involved in that particular scene was the Venus flytrap. The guy had to remove a key that was sewn in under his eye and he was given a scalpel.
My thing with the dolls that go 1&2, we teach kids not to play with their excrement but then give them toys that revolve around the idea of playing with excrement.
The first piercing I went to get that wasn't ear piercing I went to get my tongue pierced, but I've got large veins down the middle of my tongue so the piercer told me no, and told me I was welcome to get a second opinion but it wasn't safe to pierce my tongue. I'm still sad about it, but I value my life.
Had to look at your eyes a few times as thought your contacts were falling out untill I noticed it the design of them. They look really amazing Roly :) Always enjoy these vids and the other fails you find. :D Keep do you Sis :) xx
So glad you continue to share this, honestly seeing your piercing and tattoo videos made sure that when it was time for me to get both I did so much research where I went and made sure it was safe, clean, and the artists knew what they were doing. I hope you continue sharing these videos and keeping it a wonderful experience with your awesome personality.
Not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet, but I'm pretty sure that the tattoo of the guy with his belly button pierced to look like a Prince Albert, is suppose to be the wrestler Goldberg.
So funny watching this now after waking up with the nastiest, most painful pimple that looks like I took out a philtrum piercing lmaooo. Might as well color it silver or black and it'll look like the real deal!
so i have a vertical labret and i fidget a lot, stuff like at 19:00 happens to me all of the time tbh. it’s not on purpose but obviously i did do it to myself
I'm always extremely late, well usually under an hour but still- anyways, Rolys videos are one thing that keeps me going and motivated. Probably the reason as to why I've been watching for about 5-6 years (don't completely remember)
Scalpel girl? Omg. I’m trained as a mortician and thus well versed in using scalpels on skin, and just no. I would never go that near an eye with a scalpel on a deceased person, let alone on a live one randomly, in a mirror. ☠️🙀 (edit for clarity because I was too gobsmacked to write properly).
@@RolyWestYT I guess technically you could call it ‘crafting’? 😂💀On the bright side, these eejits do help keep my profession relevant. Keep it up folks, Mama needs a full-time job with better pay!
I actually like the idea of the pierced nipple covers😍i love the look and would love to get mine pierced but sadly i cant so thats a great alternative! Definetly gonna try that out!
I know I’m commenting a lot I just love you lol I just got my cartilage pierced of course professionally for my birthday and it’s healing quite nicely I always have your voice in my head when I do anything to my body do it professionally lol 5:24
I can't wait to show your vids to my daughter. She's just started getting piercings and I screen recored you talking about face piercings and how the hole will always be there and I had just talked to her about it so I'm going to show her that and I'm pretty sure she will love you lol. I do.
31:51 when i got my 1st industrial done, this is the the length bar she put in..washing my hair for the 1st few weeks was miserable..i changed the bar after the 3rd week or so..not smart, but that length of a bar was ridiculous..i still have the original bar in the bathroom cabinet, and its been like 2 years 🤣
I have a bar that long 32:04 but its because I have a vertical industrial piercing. Its the only way i could get an industrial since my ear isn't the right shape for a normal horizontal industrial.
I love the echoing in some of your (songs)/finger piercings are ridiculous/I get waxing done in my nose and have two round studs. She just knows what she's doing, and does not get the wax anywhere near my piercings (if I took them out I would never get them back in.) Love this one, Roly!
The defecating and urinating toys is actually helpful for younger kids who can feel scared and confused about what is happening when they start to become a little more self aware (I heard kids don't even know they exist until around the age of 3-5 but idk.) I know a kid who was being potty trained that was so scared of going #2 that she ended up having impacted feces.
I never had any issues with potty training, but when I was around 3 or 4 (in the early 90s) I got a Baby born that was advertised to be able to cry and pee. You'd feed it or give it a bottle and a short time later the water came out through the bottom. And if I remember correctly, if you kept squeezing the hand of the doll, the water would get pumped to the eyes to act as tears. (but my memory of that one is hazy, so it might be wrong) I was never super into dolls in general, but I loved that one. I have a video tape of the Christmas that I got the doll on, I was super happy and incredibly impatient to see the water come out of the doll again, haha. Children are curious and want to learn about bodily functions so being able to teach them through toys or books helps them. There's also a great children's book about poop "The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business" (the literal translation from the original German is: "About the little mole, that wanted to know, who 'did' [defecate] on his head"). I've worked in childcare in a battered women's shelter and the kids there loved that book, I had to read it to them multiple times. They had a great selection of books in general that taught them about all sorts of heavy stuff, like death, abuse, bullying etc in a child friendly way. Obviously some toys might be a bit distasteful - I can't say I'm an expert on defecating toys, haha - but the general idea isn't outlandish.
slight gore warning I guess? there's an episode of the TV show Bones and at the start of it there's a little girl who's scared to go to the toilet by herself and her dad finally convinces her to try and then a human eyeball pops up in the toilet bowl 💀
My first lobe piercings, 2 on each ear, were done at mall kiosks when I was young. They were little round counters in the middle of the mall walkway area. I do NOT recommend, I was just lucky & didn't have issues. But at least I got a chair to sit on & and didn't have to lean over the counter! 😂
23:00 thats exactly why I haven't got my bridge done. Im going to a concert soon and I'm going to do my makeup, Im not trying to infect a new piercing with white foundation
Okay but the Doxie was adorable… 😩🤣 I have one named Ollie. Hes a pain but the love of my life. My baby! Love you roly!! Your videos make my day! 😊 this one was a tad bit unhinged 🤣
26:35 - subtitles say like 'it's the sad part of my job - to remove things out of others poor ears that some bad piercers put there. it's such a waste of clients' health and money (can't actually see what's there, but I suppose it is that)'
Reminds me of that one time I pierced my friend's nose with a pin needle in a mall bathroom in a toilet stall after getting horrifyingly drunk. We were 16
16:08 happened to me when I got my belly button pierced when I was 18. I was so ashamed because I felt I was just too fat to get this kind of piercing, so I didn't go back to the studio to get a longer bar. I just took it out and only a scar reminds me of that "adventure".
Oh Roly darling, I love your channel, cheeky boy. It's always a laugh and so are you! I love your piercings and tattoos, ain't they grand! I'm a nana, and live in New Zealand and love my tattoos from years gone by. I had them all re inked a few years ago which is something you can do when you are old. Anywayz, much love from me and keep up the good work. You energetic fella! ❤😊❤
as it's april fools day that I'm seeing this video, I think the pierced nipple pastey would make a really funny april fools joke, especially if you have parents that are SO against piercings. I know my mom would have found it funny that I did that to get a reaction from her when I was a teen.
I've been looking at my local piercing studios, to decide where I want to go for my next piercing(s). I've found two that have good reviews, and overall seem pretty professional. But what I can't wrap my head around, is how both is promoting getting several piercings done in one go. I saw on one of their Instas, that a person got TWELVE piercings in their ears and face done in one sitting! Absolutely mental!
Yikes! Maybe that’s not the one. I got two last year (second lobes) and that was more than enough for me. My piercer said it’s better to take your time-imagine trying to heal TWELVE piercings at once!
If your piercing falls down the sink, don't turn on the tap! Unscrew the u-bend immediately (have a bucket under it so that you don't get that stuff all over your bathroom, also wear gloves), your piercing should still be there and you can just fish it out. Make sure to THOROUGHLY disinfect your jewellery though!
for my 15th birthday, I got my nose pierced. ended up getting a hypertrophic scar pretty much immediately, had to scrap that one. then, for my 16th birthday, I got the other side pierced and tried again- had that for almost a year until one day at my boyfriends house I got out the shower and dried my face with a towel not thinking. ripped it clean out. couldn’t find it, so over the weekend it ended up closing. finally, for my 17th birthday, I just got a tattoo 😂 I think about repiercing my nose often, but these videos have reminded me of why I’m glad they’re both gone lol. at least I still have the tattoo 😂
Hey everyone! Make sure to leave a like on the video and let me know in the comments what you think!! Love hearing for you all ❤
I always love your videos Roly!! I love watching Gag of the Millenial with you and Lux. They never fail to make me laugh😂❤
As always your hilarious
Great wee video! I remember the pink diamon Lil Uzi Vert it was worth $24 million!
im laughing at stupid people who screem for no reason lol
Love todays contacts, very entertaining vid as always
I vote for calling them "puncture places", and puncturists, "Oh yeah, she got her nose punctured at Claire's. She's dead now"
😂😂😂😂
Heheheh “she’s dead now”
I second that motion
that would make the best Urban Dictionary example hahaha
@@charliekuski5986
When I was 13, I decided to pierce my own tongue one Friday night. I took a barbell, placed it on the TOP of my tongue, and pushed my tongue against the roof of my mouth - and somehow it slid right through 98% of the way. I couldn’t believe it. I genuinely never expected it to actually work. It did get caught on the very bottom slimy layer of my tongue, so I pushed it the rest of the way by hand and my tongue was pierced. I was so excited. The next day (the day of my 13th birthday party) I wanted to “check it” to make sure it was “okay,” and to do so I TOOK IT OUT!! Clearly I had no idea what I was doing, and what would follow was the scariest moment of my life. When I went to put the barbell back in, I must’ve poked a nerve/vein/something, because in a split second everything went black. I didn’t pass out, I completely lost my vision. That wasn’t all though. When trying to feel around to sit down on the floor, I realized my hearing was completely gone as well as well. I sat on the bathroom floor, shaking uncontrollably and thinking to myself, “I’m going to be blind and deaf for the rest of my life, because I pierced my goddamn tongue.” It was surreal, and I didn’t know what to do. I just sat there, for what felt like an eternity. I couldn’t cry, I couldn’t really do anything - likely in a state of shock. After about 5/6 minutes though, I looked up and could slowly see the lower left corner of the mirror frame coming into sight. However in black and white and fuzzy/grainy. Then my ears started to ring loudly, and my hearing slowly started coming back. After about a minute or two, both did come back entirely, but my ears continued to ring loudly for the rest of the day and into the next. My whole body also continued to tremble for pretty much the rest of the day. It was by far the scariest moment of my life - even 23 years later. I wish I could share my story with the world, but even if I could, I know there would still be plenty still willing to pierce their own tongues…
IT’S NOT WORTH IT!!! IT WILL EVER BE WORTH IT!!! EVER!!!
Oh my gosh that sounds absolutely horrible!!! I hope you're doing okay now and there weren't any lasting effects because of that!!
That’s so terrifying!!!😳😳
That’s horrifying! I’m glad you’re okay! No one should ever pierce their own tongue at home-that’s absolutely wild to me-your story should absolutely terrify all those kids from doing it themselves.
Holy shit what!!!
are you okay now? i hope there wasn't any permanent damages! in case anyone needs to hear this: another reason to avoid piercing yourself in any part of your body, not only your tongue, is sterilization. A professional piercer isn't charging you as much as they are for no reason, you have to sterilize everything to prevent infections, as well as being a sort of "pay back" to the classes they took to apply those piercings. Believe me, paying to get this kind of thing done is ALWAYS much more worth it than saving a couple $ and risking having some NASTY side effects
I stopped someone taking their child to Claires today by showing them some of your videos. She has agreed to take her to a professional now. ❤
Oh amazing!! Good to hear
@@RolyWestYT I'm so glad I had your videos as a reference. She is grateful to you now too. ❤️
Claire’s is not a professional, really?
🚨*Sarcasm Detected*🚨
I stopped someone taking their child to Claires today by bodily throwing myself in front of the piercer and long story short that’s how I got my **** pierced at Claires
Thank you! 🙏 😂❤
As an ER trauma nurse, I brought in a local respected piercer to show us how to properly take out dermals. Bc otherwise we just cut them out in emergent situations. Very informative!
That's so smart of you! Bravo
3:38.
Also, that is a wonderful idea and should be common practice in ERs and urgent care facilities.
What's worse is the girl at 4:41 isn't trying to remove the surface piercing with a scalpel which is a sharp knife use for surgery but she's using an exacto blade but is not meant for skin
Also the tip looks burned like she tried to sanitise it with a lighter. 💀
@@hellohologram i have a scalpel to cut stuff for my art because it's way more precise and mine is actually meant for skin and the blades come sterilized too.... idk what her thought process was 😪
Thought process? I think you're giving her too much credit there.
Why did the clip of the otter luxeria uses appear in my mind when I read this😂
YES, I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS! Exacto knives are meant for arts and crafts, NOT for any medical usage. They don’t come sterilized and I highly doubt she’d have access to anything to be able to sterilize it.
I learned in my human anatomy class many years ago that getting any kind of infection in the area under your eyes and around your nose is much more dangerous than anywhere else, because there is a slight possibility that it can cross the blood-brain barrier and you can end up with bacteria in your central nervous system. For that reason, I’ve never pierced anything on my face, even though it’s a super low chance of infection if you go to a pro who follows sanitary practices. Even if you do get a superficial infection, if you treat it right away, it won’t cause more harm. But I just can’t forget what my professor said.
The triangle of de*th. You can have serious complications, including de*th, from just popping pimples in that area.
Your tattoos are to DIE for, they look like something i’d stare at during a trip! 👀😂❤
Thank you thank you!
Ahhhh, yes. Lil Uzi Vert's pink diamond dermal. Supposaidly worth $24 million, people at his concerts tried ripping it off him so he changed out the jewelry lolol
It also got really infected at one point and he removed it.
I feel like the pierced nipple pads would be amazing for women who have had breast cancer and cant get their nipples pierced but still want the look❤
Yes good point!
or people who had gender affirming top surgery and didn't have their nipples put back!
FR!!
21:43 My favorite moments are when Roly is suddenly starting to sing a song 😂😂😂 Especially with the autoune, it just sounds amazing. I always rewatch it multiple times ❤
And it's always a golden oldie song like from the 90s or 2000s ❤
@@ChichiPee exactly 😂
@ 4:13 that's no scalpel that's a crafting blade , makes me shudder
Even worse 💀💀💀💀
People are *waxing* the *inside* of their nose?! We've gone too far. The hair in there is important, just trim it, people, just trim it!
Yeah I only trim it when you can start to see. But I get people waxing but JESUS IT IS PAINFUL!!
@@RolyWestYT Yeah, I just use the nose hair attachment on my OneBlade every week or so. I can't even imagine the pain of having it waxed.
I pluck even one nose hair, and I sneeze let alone all of them
Search ‘The Triangle of Death’. It’s not recommended to pluck hairs, squeeze spots or whatever in the area between bridge of nose and corners of mouth, due to the proximity of these areas to important and vulnerable things like your sinuses and actual brain… you do NOT want infection running around in there
I think some humans just want to be soft and sleek like a dolphin because we're removing all the hair that's important now 😂 pits pubes nose ears etc And you ve also got the people that believe it's unsanitary which is completely unhinged
I can’t lie this video is a blessing. I love your videos because they’re so long and are perfect background noise for my adhd illustrator brain. Currently got a deadline for this evening to work on a bunch of illustrations and this is going to be so perfect to listen to TOT TY AGAIN ROLY!
1:55 the killing stalker tattoo really said it all for me
When Roly sings 'there ain't no cure for stupid' that was so The Simpsons 'you don't win friends with salad' 😂
It's always my favourite when roly says let's not beat around the BUSHWATLEAAAAYEEEEEEE ❤❤❤
Industrial bar THROUGH the tunnel.... choices were made gurl x
I've been watching you and Luxeria all day for the past couple days and it's been blast, I love your content and personalities so much, absolutely my comfort channels! I love y'all! ❤
Thank you so much x
35:00 after a quick Google search, this is the info I found. He is a rapper named Lil Uzi Vert, it was a pink diamond worth $24 million USD. It was ripped out when he jumped into a crowd at a show:
'The rapper told TMZ, "I had a show at Rolling Loud and I jumped into the crowd and they kind of ripped it out." He continued on to say that he still has the diamond." '
Yes.
and wasn't it a reference to Vision from the MCU?
@@robinw.8083from what I read, people immediately made that connection... and he got pretty defensive 😂
I got my first helix at a mall kiosk with a piercing gun almost 25 years ago. The darn stud didn't go through all the way and when they pulled it out, I almost passed out and fell off the super tall stool that I was sitting on. I cannot imagine just leaning over like that!
Yeah just leaning over seems utterly bonkers
I got one of my lobe piercings done with a gun just standing in the middle of a shop in front of the counter, not even leaning on it. But that was when I was still very young, at least 25 years ago.
That people are still doing this is crazy.
Notification bell squad 💅
Yaass
same!! he makes my day and makes my boredom go away :)
The dreaded ting, ting, ting of your captive bead dropping into the sink 😅
Or in the shower, you suddenly hear TING ting ting tingtingting and you don’t know which piercing has come loose or whether you’ll ever see it again. And I wear glasses so I’m blind in the shower 😢
@@smudgerat9624 yeeess!!! The shower is waaay worse because at least in the sink you have a chance of not losing the jewelry, but in the shower.... that ish is almost always right down the drain 😅
New fear unlocked! 😱
Loving the tee Roly! Giving me 2000's skater vibes! 😍
Thank you! I’ve been trying to find one of these vintage style vests!
Remembering the airwalk/no fear brands from the 2000's. Ah, childhood memories. 💯
Your contacts are stunning! The colour suits you so well❤
Lots of love from germany 🥰
Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️
the tool at 3:45 is an x-acto knife, which is typically used for art projects.
i just hope it was cleaned off first
I love that you wear contacts! But I have to say I thought u put in a new effect to make your eyes glimmer now and again. Those contacts are so beautiful, it definitely gives "Ting" like an anime glimmer ❤😂🎉
So excited for a new piercing fails video, I’ve been rewatching the series! I got my septum pierced on Sunday and was a bit nervous after seeing so many septum fails, but I went to an APP shop and everything went great! My eyes didn’t even water haha
Oh wonderful! Happy healing ❤️
i always find it best to watch videos of piercings going wrong before getting one, so when it goes fine I'm just like... oh.
32:49
Med-Surg nurse here. This lady got a belly button piercings on am umbilical hernia. A hernia is where the intestine slips through the umbilical wall. This is incredibly stupid because if that intestine were to be punctured, THERE WOULD BE FECAL MATTER IN THE ABDOMEN WHICH IS REALLY BAD NEWS!!
The person where you had *no* idea what was happening , I was typing it out for you.
So glad you got it, gurl.
😂😂😂😂
At 4:30, that's not a scalpel, it's an x-acto knife. A lot of x-acto blades are quite similar to scalpel blades, so it's not the worst choice for DIYing, but who knows if she actually cleaned it.
Literally just saw your sleeve on tiktok, love them ❤
Thank you lovely!
Oh no I’m flinching already 😂
😂😂😂😂
The dermal removal reminds me of a scene in one of the Saw movies. I think the trap involved in that particular scene was the Venus flytrap. The guy had to remove a key that was sewn in under his eye and he was given a scalpel.
The guy belly button prince Albert tattoo, at 11:49, that's meant to be professional wrestler Goldberg! Lmao idk if that makes it better or worse.
My thing with the dolls that go 1&2, we teach kids not to play with their excrement but then give them toys that revolve around the idea of playing with excrement.
The first piercing I went to get that wasn't ear piercing I went to get my tongue pierced, but I've got large veins down the middle of my tongue so the piercer told me no, and told me I was welcome to get a second opinion but it wasn't safe to pierce my tongue. I'm still sad about it, but I value my life.
Had to look at your eyes a few times as thought your contacts were falling out untill I noticed it the design of them. They look really amazing Roly :) Always enjoy these vids and the other fails you find. :D Keep do you Sis :) xx
So glad you continue to share this, honestly seeing your piercing and tattoo videos made sure that when it was time for me to get both I did so much research where I went and made sure it was safe, clean, and the artists knew what they were doing. I hope you continue sharing these videos and keeping it a wonderful experience with your awesome personality.
Roly, its been a while since ive seen one of your videos and I have to say, your tattoos look INCREDIBLE!!!!!
Not sure if anyone has pointed this out yet, but I'm pretty sure that the tattoo of the guy with his belly button pierced to look like a Prince Albert, is suppose to be the wrestler Goldberg.
Hey Rolyshweeadoo x
Even though I'm very tired and running on 0 hrs of sleep I'm glad I didn't miss this upload haha x
Loved the video x
Go to bed early tonight please
@@RolyWestYT will do bud x🫂❤️
So funny watching this now after waking up with the nastiest, most painful pimple that looks like I took out a philtrum piercing lmaooo. Might as well color it silver or black and it'll look like the real deal!
These are my favorite contacts so far! I love them. They look amazing on you.
so i have a vertical labret and i fidget a lot, stuff like at 19:00 happens to me all of the time tbh. it’s not on purpose but obviously i did do it to myself
A Geri "Lift Me Up!" throwback! Love it!
I'm literally 3 seconds in and already howling with laughter bc i understood "Pissing Fail Reaction" 🤣🤣🤣
I can't drink when I watch your videos. Because of how much you make me laugh at random, I'd end up choking 😂😂
I'm always extremely late, well usually under an hour but still- anyways, Rolys videos are one thing that keeps me going and motivated. Probably the reason as to why I've been watching for about 5-6 years (don't completely remember)
Scalpel girl? Omg. I’m trained as a mortician and thus well versed in using scalpels on skin, and just no. I would never go that near an eye with a scalpel on a deceased person, let alone on a live one randomly, in a mirror. ☠️🙀 (edit for clarity because I was too gobsmacked to write properly).
Haha yeah it’s totally insane!! People have been saying this is also one you’re meant to use for crafting and not for skin 💀💀
@@RolyWestYT I guess technically you could call it ‘crafting’? 😂💀On the bright side, these eejits do help keep my profession relevant. Keep it up folks, Mama needs a full-time job with better pay!
I actually like the idea of the pierced nipple covers😍i love the look and would love to get mine pierced but sadly i cant so thats a great alternative! Definetly gonna try that out!
When is your album coming out Roly? With all those songs you sing. 😂
I know I’m commenting a lot I just love you lol I just got my cartilage pierced of course professionally for my birthday and it’s healing quite nicely I always have your voice in my head when I do anything to my body do it professionally lol 5:24
9:45 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 your random songs give this sahm life 😂😂😂 im glad i found ur page today
I can't wait to show your vids to my daughter. She's just started getting piercings and I screen recored you talking about face piercings and how the hole will always be there and I had just talked to her about it so I'm going to show her that and I'm pretty sure she will love you lol. I do.
Always enjoy these videos but the chaotic energy, the cutaways and side comments in this video kills me 😂😂
31:51 when i got my 1st industrial done, this is the the length bar she put in..washing my hair for the 1st few weeks was miserable..i changed the bar after the 3rd week or so..not smart, but that length of a bar was ridiculous..i still have the original bar in the bathroom cabinet, and its been like 2 years 🤣
I love the fact that you're using Rayman sounds to cover up your swearing, it's really funny lol 😆😆
The Kevin and Perry outtakes are amazing
I have a bar that long 32:04 but its because I have a vertical industrial piercing. Its the only way i could get an industrial since my ear isn't the right shape for a normal horizontal industrial.
Roly you’re always making my day!!! Thank you for all you do for us 🩵
I love the echoing in some of your (songs)/finger piercings are ridiculous/I get waxing done in my nose and have two round studs. She just knows what she's doing, and does not get the wax anywhere near my piercings (if I took them out I would never get them back in.) Love this one, Roly!
The defecating and urinating toys is actually helpful for younger kids who can feel scared and confused about what is happening when they start to become a little more self aware (I heard kids don't even know they exist until around the age of 3-5 but idk.)
I know a kid who was being potty trained that was so scared of going #2 that she ended up having impacted feces.
That makes sense!
I never had any issues with potty training, but when I was around 3 or 4 (in the early 90s) I got a Baby born that was advertised to be able to cry and pee. You'd feed it or give it a bottle and a short time later the water came out through the bottom. And if I remember correctly, if you kept squeezing the hand of the doll, the water would get pumped to the eyes to act as tears. (but my memory of that one is hazy, so it might be wrong)
I was never super into dolls in general, but I loved that one. I have a video tape of the Christmas that I got the doll on, I was super happy and incredibly impatient to see the water come out of the doll again, haha.
Children are curious and want to learn about bodily functions so being able to teach them through toys or books helps them. There's also a great children's book about poop "The Story of the Little Mole Who Knew It Was None of His Business" (the literal translation from the original German is: "About the little mole, that wanted to know, who 'did' [defecate] on his head"). I've worked in childcare in a battered women's shelter and the kids there loved that book, I had to read it to them multiple times. They had a great selection of books in general that taught them about all sorts of heavy stuff, like death, abuse, bullying etc in a child friendly way.
Obviously some toys might be a bit distasteful - I can't say I'm an expert on defecating toys, haha - but the general idea isn't outlandish.
slight gore warning I guess? there's an episode of the TV show Bones and at the start of it there's a little girl who's scared to go to the toilet by herself and her dad finally convinces her to try and then a human eyeball pops up in the toilet bowl 💀
Roly, you never fail to cheer us up 🤩
One of my favorite parts of your videos is watching your contacts circle in between videos 😂 Kinda like watching radio dials 😂
happy Thursday roly! your piercing fail vids are my fave series ☀️🩷 with love from 🇨🇦❤️
Thank you! ❤️❤️
Drinking my Earl Grey Tea while watching the tea! ❤
Ohhhh YUM
My first lobe piercings, 2 on each ear, were done at mall kiosks when I was young. They were little round counters in the middle of the mall walkway area. I do NOT recommend, I was just lucky & didn't have issues. But at least I got a chair to sit on & and didn't have to lean over the counter! 😂
even tho i’ve seen all your videos i don’t remember every single one entry anyway. don’t worry about repeating them x
23:00 thats exactly why I haven't got my bridge done. Im going to a concert soon and I'm going to do my makeup, Im not trying to infect a new piercing with white foundation
Because of you Roly I sing ALL my anxieties too now
Always excited to get that new vid notifictation
So glad to hear! Hope you enjoy
Okay but the Doxie was adorable… 😩🤣 I have one named Ollie. Hes a pain but the love of my life. My baby! Love you roly!! Your videos make my day! 😊 this one was a tad bit unhinged 🤣
Oh cute!!!! ❤️❤️❤️
26:35 - subtitles say like 'it's the sad part of my job - to remove things out of others poor ears that some bad piercers put there. it's such a waste of clients' health and money (can't actually see what's there, but I suppose it is that)'
Very much enjoyed all the Kevin and Perry cutaways. Kathy Burke is my hero
I love cheese. Has nothing to do with anything but I thought you should know. I'm about 75% cheese at this point.
I can relate tbh
Cheese gang! 🧀
@@sylverscaleI love cheese on a good spag bol
My industrial is angy rn so i can sympathize with the screaming industrial girl.
Hope it heals all good soon!
Reminds me of that one time I pierced my friend's nose with a pin needle in a mall bathroom in a toilet stall after getting horrifyingly drunk. We were 16
16:08 happened to me when I got my belly button pierced when I was 18. I was so ashamed because I felt I was just too fat to get this kind of piercing, so I didn't go back to the studio to get a longer bar. I just took it out and only a scar reminds me of that "adventure".
Oh Roly darling, I love your channel, cheeky boy. It's always a laugh and so are you! I love your piercings and tattoos, ain't they grand! I'm a nana, and live in New Zealand and love my tattoos from years gone by. I had them all re inked a few years ago which is something you can do when you are old. Anywayz, much love from me and keep up the good work. You energetic fella! ❤😊❤
Anyone else notice the worse the videos get the more insane Rolys singing becomes 😂😂
Thank you for that eye area piercing PSA, because it reminded me that I have to make an eye appointment for my teenaged son. Hooray ADHD!
Haha you’re welcome
as it's april fools day that I'm seeing this video, I think the pierced nipple pastey would make a really funny april fools joke, especially if you have parents that are SO against piercings. I know my mom would have found it funny that I did that to get a reaction from her when I was a teen.
It's always a good day/ night when roly or lux upload 🥹🥹🥹🥹♥️♥️♥️
I just noticed you have a Knuckles The Echidna tattoo makes me so happy
"Conchy Wonchyyy my ear is dead" I cann nottt stop laughing
OMG !! I didnt know Bill Goldberg had a Prince Albert! must be a pain to wrestle with 🤣🤣
Just got done with a presentation for work and now I get to treat myself to watching some piercing fails 🎉❤
I've been looking at my local piercing studios, to decide where I want to go for my next piercing(s).
I've found two that have good reviews, and overall seem pretty professional. But what I can't wrap my head around, is how both is promoting getting several piercings done in one go. I saw on one of their Instas, that a person got TWELVE piercings in their ears and face done in one sitting! Absolutely mental!
Yikes! Maybe that’s not the one. I got two last year (second lobes) and that was more than enough for me. My piercer said it’s better to take your time-imagine trying to heal TWELVE piercings at once!
Hey Roly!!!! 👋 your videos are always so fun to watch 😊
Yaaaay another video on my birthday ❤
31:51
That's for a mandible piercing (through the underside of your jaw/chin, into the bottom of your mouth, under your tongue)
Still trying to figure out what the super duper long bar in that industrial piercing would be used for🤔..
Aaand its about 41:27 where ya’ll finally push Roly over the edge. 😂😂😂😘
If your piercing falls down the sink, don't turn on the tap! Unscrew the u-bend immediately (have a bucket under it so that you don't get that stuff all over your bathroom, also wear gloves), your piercing should still be there and you can just fish it out. Make sure to THOROUGHLY disinfect your jewellery though!
for my 15th birthday, I got my nose pierced. ended up getting a hypertrophic scar pretty much immediately, had to scrap that one. then, for my 16th birthday, I got the other side pierced and tried again- had that for almost a year until one day at my boyfriends house I got out the shower and dried my face with a towel not thinking. ripped it clean out. couldn’t find it, so over the weekend it ended up closing. finally, for my 17th birthday, I just got a tattoo 😂 I think about repiercing my nose often, but these videos have reminded me of why I’m glad they’re both gone lol. at least I still have the tattoo 😂
Love those contacts😻 You have some of the most fantastic colors 🤩
32:18 i could ONLY see a bar that long being used for a vertical industrial and even then its still really long
I love the contacts and how the complement the piercings as well!
22:17 it looks like the piercer didn't pierce it deep or wide enough. I could be mistaken though.