Best HFY Sci-Fi Stories: Please Do Not The Space Cat
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do the space cat, you can't stop humans, don't try stopping them
If space cat passes Harkness test then I won’t say anything.
"I WANT TO BOOP THE SNOOT"
@@matteocdt5214 "Do not boop that merry suicide bomber Vulkan."
...Wait, wrong universe.
So basically, the hot new business opportunity is humans opening up a scritching parlor?
We already have massage parlours. Feline xeno species would wage wars to have access
Yep.
All Hatkins welcome, best relaxation you will ever have.
Carter take care! There is bound to be at least one who will start with "Carter is scritching her more often or longer than he does me".
If you are not bonded yet.... that was such a great conversation.
"Cat, I would split you like firewood."
All's fun and games until you get stuck in a secluded outpost with a whole cafeteria full of space kitties demanding scritches and you have raging allergies.
Professional xeno cuddler and scritch master sounds like fun 👍
"I'm not a furry." And they are thinking, 'We can fix that.'
More like “bet”
call HR... call HR now...
this can only get out of hand....
The culprit is HR he’s boned. Perhaps literally if he’s not careful
@@kylejohns2288 I was thinking more about the galactic human relations... not the stations... they are clearly already corrupted....
@@GarmrsBarking...Honestly I can see there being a Galactic HR board because of how exceptional Humans are.
"this can only get out of hand...."
a petition to get him off duty for 2 days is already out of hand
the commander approving is already out of hand
the HR main guy leading all of this is already out of hand
🤣
I demand a posting with the space kitties
Immediately
Who told you to stop petting, human?
As a cat person I'd likely struggle too
Best job in the universe: Space kitty "masseur"
Ah yes the “Please do not the cat” sequel.
My dude ... he has found a side hustle as a space-cat masseuse.
Lucky ba****d.
Every story that makes me smile, I consider a good one. This was a good one.
“I’m not a furry.”
*Yet*, appended the space cat hr rep.
Congratulations on 100k ❤
The Human should change jobs to a Hathkin massage expert. BTW I had to listen to Cat scratch Fever after this I It seemed the right thing to do, since I do not have cat to scritch.
if that happened to me I might have thought I died and got to heaven.
No space cat only space teddy bear! If you get the ref in that little joke Kudos!
"...we..." BAHAHAHAHA.
Behold your feline overlord!
I have never wanted to Isekai into a story as bad as this one.
Contact your local Truck-kun for travel arrangements!
Ine of my cats, a particularly fat one of the orange variety, loves to jump up onto a barstool and be petted. He's very greedy, too. If you stop and turn to walk away, he will either lean out and give a little bite of the hand or swipe you with his claws. He's quite the character
And thats why he has to restrain himself, harems.
*SPACE BUNNIES WHEN?!*
There will be scritches ...
Just so you know. It's not cats alone that likes scritches. Dogs too like it especially the part above their ears. They can hardly reach that spot. If you do it right, you'll see their hind leg instinctively do that scratching motion and their version of a purr.
they call them RULES for a reason their going to start tripping us
Ok i would give scritches until my hands fell off😂
🤣 if they like it I see no problem here...
Passes the harknes test
@@kylejohns2288 They're working on a space station so they are obviously highly intelligent sapient adults. XD
oh no.... this will escalate FAST.... and i dont mean a mere few dozen Catpeople swarming a single Cat-Person. Human Command and every HR-personnel has to adapt new Rules very quick.
Also, in this particular Case of probably loli-sized (4ft = 122cm) Catpeople, im preeeetty sure that the Step from Cat-Person to Cat-Lover is very small, especially with the eager consent towards the Bliss of getting scritches xD
I see no problem with any of this.
Call HR!!!
Uh oh…
"I'm a cat guy, not a furry my dude".
Buuuutttttt.... 20 bucks is 20 bucks.....
LOL!!😂😂
Get a harem of them 😜😂🤣
I will the space cat
I'm not a furry... Buttttt
Can't sapient xeno cats scritch each other?
Human nails are better than claws for scritches.