They don't have to be that big. I used to own a pixie Bob Half She was 20 lb (half bobcat half cat.) That would have been interesting. Not much bigger than a regular cat She the Pixie Bob could kill a pitbull. I also owned a Norwegian forest cat(They look like very big normal cats about 30 lb although I argue closer to 40. Vikings use them as Guard dogs)... And She did kill a German Shepherd. She was 38 lb No fat LMAO
@@LeaNieminen Like Herb, from The Secret of Spring, the beings are green and either eat food or make energy by being in the sun as needs must. They're called Vegans. His girlfriend, Lilly, wanted him to settle down and put down roots, but he was more interested in infertile politization, or IP as it is vulgarly called. "IP, IP, IP!" Lilly yelled at him as he came home late from work. "That's all you ever think about!" "Because we never do it!" "Well, I was; but now I'm annoyed, so I can't." Piers Anthony; twenty puns on the first page... 😅
So where are these stories getting pulled from. I don't mind listening to them but every now and then I would like to read them myself. That way I can filter out any misspelling with the correct word, and not have to listen to an A.I read it.
so, got a few gripes. cats are in fact the second most prolific killers on the planet. they are directly responsible for the extinction of over 72 different species. the only animal thats caused more animals to go extinct is humans. but thats part of what makes them such appealing pets. they have such adorable little murder mittens. their little teefs are adorably unable to hurt humans too badly while still being more than enough to kill most other things. beyond that, cats are extremely predictable. its extremely easy to know how most cats are going to react to most stimuli. dave is a super uninformed human and should be removed from that program and replaced with someone better informed about earth stuff.
I’m pretty sure he was just messing with the aliens because they were being stupid about the danger lvl of a house cat lol😂😂 he was planking then, they just didn’t know it
Cats have their uses too. There was a small island where humans decided to kill all the cats because they killed a lot of the birds. Now the birds are doing a lot worse because there are no cats to kill the rats.
I thought he was going to start singing the meow mix commercial.😂
Have to admit I did get a chuckle here and there .
They definitely don’t want to find out about earth’s big cats.
They don't have to be that big. I used to own a pixie Bob Half She was 20 lb (half bobcat half cat.) That would have been interesting. Not much bigger than a regular cat She the Pixie Bob could kill a pitbull.
I also owned a Norwegian forest cat(They look like very big normal cats about 30 lb although I argue closer to 40. Vikings use them as Guard dogs)... And She did kill a German Shepherd. She was 38 lb No fat LMAO
I love the closing quote
Pretty good.
Nice nod to Douglas Adams!
Damn cats... but yeah they do tend to be devils sometimes
Like the story's about cats and dogs all Animal stories are good🐱🐶👍
I own two cats. Truth be told the aliens are not the wrong ones.😂
Dave is kind of not smart!
If they got a human to the school they should have known we and the cute little predators are symbionts
This reminds me of when Brits vacation in Texas, or Australia. LOL
Fun story, but the AI voice was the funniest part!
The Catnipians?
Plantpeople probaly
@@LeaNieminen Like Herb, from The Secret of Spring, the beings are green and either eat food or make energy by being in the sun as needs must. They're called Vegans. His girlfriend, Lilly, wanted him to settle down and put down roots, but he was more interested in infertile politization, or IP as it is vulgarly called.
"IP, IP, IP!" Lilly yelled at him as he came home late from work. "That's all you ever think about!"
"Because we never do it!"
"Well, I was; but now I'm annoyed, so I can't."
Piers Anthony; twenty puns on the first page... 😅
Just saw freaken hills science cat food add not kidding 😂😂😂😂
Omg!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 excellent
Humans keep giant cats as pets too.
17:44 what the eff am i layering to?
This is some Rick and Morty filler worthy material
Catnipian empire? Really?
So where are these stories getting pulled from. I don't mind listening to them but every now and then I would like to read them myself. That way I can filter out any misspelling with the correct word, and not have to listen to an A.I read it.
I think they're on Reddit, but havn't checked yet. I probably will do that soon because these AI's are a lot of A and just a little bit of I.
Poor synth voice and bad rhythm
Poor diction and pronunciation. To be fair better than most yet still inadequate.
so, got a few gripes. cats are in fact the second most prolific killers on the planet. they are directly responsible for the extinction of over 72 different species. the only animal thats caused more animals to go extinct is humans. but thats part of what makes them such appealing pets. they have such adorable little murder mittens. their little teefs are adorably unable to hurt humans too badly while still being more than enough to kill most other things. beyond that, cats are extremely predictable. its extremely easy to know how most cats are going to react to most stimuli. dave is a super uninformed human and should be removed from that program and replaced with someone better informed about earth stuff.
I’m pretty sure he was just messing with the aliens because they were being stupid about the danger lvl of a house cat lol😂😂 he was planking then, they just didn’t know it
Cats have their uses too.
There was a small island where humans decided to kill all the cats because they killed a lot of the birds. Now the birds are doing a lot worse because there are no cats to kill the rats.