Legend has it that if you look in a mirror at 3 a.m. and say "Preussens Gloria" 1871 times, the ghost of Otto von Bismarck will awaken and encircle Paris.
We had those in my marching band in high school. It's called a "Glockenspeil," or just "bells." It's a common instrument, not that heavy, but a bitch to play while you're marching.
The Phantom Thieves of Hearts German language, unlike English, has grammatical genders and cases. so the definite articles in German are conjugated according to the case and gender. so for example the definite article of masculine gender 'der' is conjugated like this: Nominative: der (der Kaiser) Accusative: den (den Kaiser, für den Kaiser -- for the Kaiser) Dative: dem (dem Kaiser, ich gab dem Kaiser mein Herz -- I gave the Kaiser my heart) Genitive: des (des Kaisers, Heer des Kaisers -- the Kaiser's army) kinda like that :)
Pero también es la espina dorsal de Chile, un país sudamericano que ha sabido imponer su fuerza en latinoamerica. Por algo ningún vecino se ha atrevido invadirnos, porque saben de nuestra fuerza militar y social
The year is 4056, all humans have died and aliens land on Earth. They find a machine with this song playing and they think to themselves: 'This is a masterpiece.'
@@captain_kes_kae7327 The aliens find out the original source of the music (Preußens Gloria) and in turn find out the name of the music and rediscover the Prussian Kingdom and then later discover the German language by accident and decide to learn it. They then decide to rebuild the Kingdom of Prussia.
@@ccj9924 still don't know why Muslims in europe is hated but Muslims in south east asia is loved, the majority of us live in harmony here unlike Muslims in europe
@@ccj9924 Das sehe ich anders ich bin selber 18 Jahre alt und werde sie selber wählen. Aber ich weiß worauf du hinaus willst. Es gibt viele in der jüngeren Generation die nicht eigenständig denken können und nur auf das hören was man in den Medien sagt. Deshalb ist es wichtig die AfD zu wählen damit sie eine Kraft wird die man nicht länger ignorieren kann.
My school had a costume day for halloween, people went as doctors, sailors, vampires, monsters, etc, i went as a prussian, i'm sure Bismarck is proud of me...
During the 1848 revolutions, when asked what he thought they should do, a 33 year old Prussian aristocrat called Otto Von Bismarck said nothing, but instead leaned over to a piano and tapped out the march of the Prussian infantry.
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
It actually was said by a Prussian Government Minister called Friedrich von Schrötter, he said that "Prussia was not a country with an army, but an army with a country"
American: Are you Australian? Austrian: For the last time I’m not- *Prussian marches in the street* Austrian: Eh.. Never mind.. yes and we have kangaroos.
Prussia: wanna hear a Joke austria Austria: What? Prussia: german states Austria : I Don’t get it Prussia: and you never Will Austria: germany why you do dis
Even today in modern Germany, this march song still holds the minds, hearts, and imagination of the people. Too bad that in the past people used it for all the wrong reasons. No matter the circumstances, Preussens Gloria is a beast all its own.
“The wrong reasons”? Germany wouldn’t exist without those “wrong reasons”. They fought for Prussia and Germany’s sake. I take it that you’re not German, and if you somehow are, then you’re quite the ethno-masochist for saying that about your ancestors.
Trap King lol that happens in a meme: Baguettebob plays the French anthem, meanwhile 4 seconds inside it, Squidward: REICH FELT ALBERT! Then grabs his Baguette, aims at baguettebob, and FIRES! Louder than the French anthem, so the French anthem is cut off. Accuracy of the Franco-Prussian war, right?
Yeah it's why France have destroy Prussia in 2 weeks during the Napoleonic Wars ( Prussia was considered as the best european army and have far more troops than the French ). Prussia was not invincible ! Deal with it ! And i don't understand all these "surrender" jokes about France. Someone can explain me ? Maybe some british guys who hate France ;D
C'est vrai que c'est pas très malin de nous en vouloir parce que nous nous sommes rendus encore 70 ans après, alors qu'aucune des personnes responsables de cette décision sont aujourd'hui décédées sans aucun doute. De plus ils semblent ignorer que la France libre a beaucoup contribué au bon déroulement de la guerre. Je préfère penser que c'est de la jalousie. De toute façon aucun pays n'a la légitimité pour nous en faire le reproche (sauf peut-être les Russes ou les Chinois). Les Américains foutent le bordel dans le monde, les Anglais ont fait preuve d'une grande filsdeputerie à Mers-el-Kebir (pour reprendre la même période historique), on a niqué les Italiens à la bataille de Pont Saint-Louis, etc. Le norvégien peut dire ce qu'il veut, mais un de mes arrière-grand-oncle s'est battu pour protéger son pays des nazis.
I consider him (alongside Napoleon) on of the biggest villains of 19th century Europe. He forced German lands into unity under Prussian rule (even if they rebranded Prussia to Germany), sometimes militarily, sometimes diplomatically but with a lot of threats of military aggression. Even today, places like Bavaria are mostly staying as a part of Germany due to inertia rather than any real desire. He should not be seen as a hero.
There is a seven-part documentary series on WWI that I believe is Canadian-made that is aired regularly here in the States on the American Heroes Channel, and at the end of the first episode as the credits roll, they played this march. It's a very catchy tune and I always wondered what the title of the march was and its origin. I began searching TH-cam trying to find the tune and after some frustrating searching, I finally found it. For the record, I thought the march was German when in actuality, it's Prussian. At least I was close. Thanks for the upload.
Prussia was the largest of all German-speaking kingdoms. This march was composed after the victory of Prussia and its German allies in the war against France in 1871. Immediately afterwards, the German Empire was founded with the Prussian capital Berlin, which also became the capital of the German Empire. The Prussian king was crowned German emperor.
@@80Farfar th-cam.com/video/pthL8Athv_A/w-d-xo.html Petit papa, voici la carême Car te voici déguisé en soldat Petit papa, dis moi si c'est pour rire Ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants, ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants Non mon enfant, je pars pour La Patrie C'est un devoir où tous les papas s'en vont Embrasse moi petite fille chérie, Je rentrerai bien vite à la maison, je rentrerai bien vite à la maison Dis moi maman quelle est cette médaille, et cette lettre qu'apporte le facteur ? Dis moi maman, tu pleurs et tu défailles, Ils ont tué petit père adoré ? Ils ont tué petit père adoré ? Oui mon enfant, ils ont tué ton père, Pleurons ensemble car nous les haïssons, Quelle guerre atroce qui fait pleurer les mères et tue les pères des petits anges blonds La neige tombe aux portes de la ville, Là est assise une enfant de Strasbourg, Elle reste là malgré le vend la bise, Elle reste là malgré le froid du jour. Un home passe à la fillette donne, Elle reconnaît l'uniforme allemand, Elle refuse l'aumône qu'on lui donne, À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement, À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement : Soldat prussien, passez votre chemin. Moi je ne suis qu'un enfant de la France, À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main. Tout en priant sous cette cathédrale, Ma mère est morte sous ce porche écroulé, Frappée à mort par l'une de vos balles, Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets, Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets. Mon père est mort sur vos champs de bataille, Je n'ai pas vu l'ombre de son cercueil. Frappé à mort par l'une de vos balles, C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil, C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil. Vous avez eu l'Alsace et la Lorraine, Vous avez eu des des millions d'étrangers, Vous avez eu Germanie et Bohême, Mais mon petit coeur lui vous ne l'aurez jamais, Mais mon petit coeur lui restera Français !
For the full experience, go to Kaliningrad and blast this out loud with a large group of friends to form a marching band. You will feel the glory and Kaliningrad becoming Köningsberg.
u don't know what u are talking Smicklegrober THAT GOD DAM FUCKEN SON OF BITCH MAY HE ROT IN GOD DAM FUCKEN HELL. CCCP WERE FIGHTING ON THERE OWN WHILE IN THE WEST GERMANY CONTROLLED THE WEST BUT WE KICKED HIS GOD DAM FUCKEN ASS IN THE BATTLE OF BRITIAN AFTER GERMANY INVADED CCCP IT LOOKED BAD BUT WINTER CAME EARLY THEY WERE DIEING OF FROST BITE CCCP WERE READY THE TRAP WAS SET ONLY FOURTH PANZER DIVISION IF ONLY THEY WERE KILLED THE WAR WOULD OVER. ON THE SEA THE BISMARK WAS SUNK TO THE SEA
+Abensberg willhelm II didn't cause ww1 it was austria who declared war on serbia and serbia allied with Russia then germany declared war on russia then Britain declared war on germany for invading the lowlands then germany invaded France then on 11/11/18 the Germans wanted an armastice with the Allied powers that's the chain of alliances that caused war to erupt
That doesn’t make sense as the German kid could also be a Bavarian kid as Bavarians are Germans together with the Austrians and the German part of Switzerland. You need to make the German kid the Prussian kids.
@@2ndcomingofFritz It is well known that Italy became a major power only after World War Two. We now have the 8th best army in the World and 8th best economy, much better than long ago
France: Oh crap, I went for a poo three hours ago! Germany: Give me your country and be extremely OBIEDIENT and make sure your countryside trees provide sun shelter for our victorious heros when they march!!!!
Legend has it that if you look in a mirror at 3 a.m. and say "Preussens Gloria" 1871 times, the ghost of Otto von Bismarck will awaken and encircle Paris.
Well we now what to do init bruv
Didnt work
@@Stuff_centeral you missed the joke idiot
I tried it and I could hear soles screaming for artillery to hit them
I don't know if i did something wrong but instead of Otto Von Bismarck some woman called "mom" went up to me and beat me with a belt.
Therapist: "German bread doesn't exist. It can't hurt you."
Bread: "Gluten Tag"
Lol
Lmao
Chyba po angielsku glutenu jest inaczej
ja
lmao
When your girlfriend asks for the best music for a walk through Paris.
EPIC!!!!!
Give this man more likes
LmAo
Best ways to die
They would all start surrendering.
This hits harder than the Treaty of Versailles
Which one?
@Legacy Cat no is 1919
bruh that got broken and none of the allies cared
The Allies only cared about the Geneva convention
oh that flashback
*this is what Belgium heard*
*twice*
But they didnt heard it really long BLITZKRIEG
Sir Belgium hear is german not Prussia/
France three times
Hi Sirius
France three times
I'm just imagining that one guy who had to hold the xylophone in the marching band
+Francis Ford holy crap
We had those in my marching band in high school. It's called a "Glockenspeil," or just "bells." It's a common instrument, not that heavy, but a bitch to play while you're marching.
Our marching bands have these "Glockenspiele", too. I'm gonna see them this weekend at our "Schützenfest".
I played Sousaphone in marching band. Not quite the same as a marching tuba, but still a beast to haul around in August.
+Evy!
We need a new Prussia without islam
I could've sworn that I left Silesia somewhere here...
Hello I took it
Ah shit here we go again
Gutantag ;)
@@Prussia1867 Für den König und Vaterland!
@@frederickthegreat2631 *Guten Tag
100% discipline
230% Preußen
150% Motivation
129% Kaiser
190% Military techniques
1701% Glory
0% Math
@@iamsiley U should not be talking anything with this profile pic and anyways its a damn joke about History, get your funky ass on.
1871% Für ze Kaiser
@@oldironfarm
Vereinbart. Fur zhe Kaiser!
👑🇩🇪 🙃🇾🇪 ⬛⬜🟥
British pastime: Tea
American pastime: Baseball
Russian pastime: Gulag
German pastime: France
French pastime: Europe
French pastime: Leipzig
British pastime 25 percent of the world
Soviet union pastime:NAZI
America pastime: Nukes
I played this at Kaliningrad
Now it's Königsberg
Es war schon immer Koenigsberg
i hope so!
When the place germany was born is no longer in germany
Marcel Eitelo finally
@@karlvonhohenzollern5418 The poles cant stop us all - Gott mit uns.
Everyone: "Kaliningrad"
Me an intellectual: *Königsberg*
Why am I seeing you everywhere? Don't Try, you are nowhere near Justin Y.
Thank you Abraham Lincoln, very cool.
Ленинград :D
Me an slovian
Królewiec
I call it *Köngnigsberg*
Puberty is kind of like belgium, you *HAVE* to go through it.
Such an underrated comment
"Dark humour is like food, not everyone gets it." - Joseph Stalin
@@redhen2123 took a horrific turn there but then i saw who said that quote and was unsurprised
VTNC
💀
France in 1870: "Wow I am so powerful, nobody can compete with me."
Prussia: "GUTEN TAG"
Level 1 Napoleon 3
Level 50 Napoleon 1
Level 100 *BISMARCK*
@@blitzkrupp8583 no Napoléon III 10 Bismarck 50 and Napoléon I 100
@@achadenjoyer6485 I think
Napoleon - 100
Bismarck - 80
@@blitzkrupp8583 yeah ok Prusse is a great empire
@@achadenjoyer6485 😂😂😂😂😹🤣🤣🤣
My computer is getting annexed, he-
*Zu spät ... mein Computer ist jetzt Deutsch. Für den Kaiser!*
Glory
I thought the German word for “The” is “Der”.
The Phantom Thieves of Hearts German language, unlike English, has grammatical genders and cases. so the definite articles in German are conjugated according to the case and gender. so for example the definite article of masculine gender 'der' is conjugated like this:
Nominative: der (der Kaiser)
Accusative: den (den Kaiser, für den Kaiser -- for the Kaiser)
Dative: dem (dem Kaiser, ich gab dem Kaiser mein Herz -- I gave the Kaiser my heart)
Genitive: des (des Kaisers, Heer des Kaisers -- the Kaiser's army)
kinda like that :)
Eine guter Spass.
Pero también es la espina dorsal de Chile, un país sudamericano que ha sabido imponer su fuerza en latinoamerica. Por algo ningún vecino se ha atrevido invadirnos, porque saben de nuestra fuerza militar y social
Germany: I Hate you France!!
France: I Hate you too!!
Belgium: ah shit here we go again
I think France is friend of germany
@@rzant2239 They are now but considering that you're Middle-Eastern, it's understandable that you didn't know that they weren't at one point
@@rzant2239 you dont understand this comment?
@@rzant2239 1871, 1914,1939...
@@dangerdragon5525 and 1803
Meanwhile in Poland: When you stop the video, but music still playing
Poland gonna be invaded
Meanwhile in Kaliningrad, Russia: When you stop the video, but the music is still playing and the Prussian flag is raised
@@yoylecake313 Cue "the sacred war" That should remind them to lay it off
That would be erika bro
Belgium too
Who needs rap when you have Prussian Gloria
This comment made my week. Thanks bro :)
Agree!
@@theandrewloeffler hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Preußens Gloria
Armor Piercing Freedom just turn up the speed to 2x
Prussia's not a country with an army, Prussia's an army with country.
Was
Voltaire iirc
@@brremsilverte.9022 dont remind me 😭😭
@@mojaveko1917 what if your prussian like me???
big sad
@@HakimFinger1953 I am big sad, the fact that Prussia went from an "is" to a "was"
“Where Some Nations Possess An Army,The Prussian Army Possesses A Nation”
Not psses but Federate
You know what would be great? If I don't have to read this same quote in the comment sections of all the Prussian music I listen too.
😳😂
'[Prussia] is the most slavish country in Europe." - Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Jeremy Irons: Yesterday, we were an army with no country, tomorrow we must decide which country we want to buy!
Imagine walking in Paris and while this song is playing at full volume.
I did, and suddenly there was a huge amount of white tablecloths being waved around.
@@dave1234aust Were they white?
Instant surrender
Wouldn't be the first
Plot twist: Upon hearing this, a ballerina kisses you and asks "I love this music! Can I go on a date with you?"
1 Like And I'll Not Respect Belgium's Neutrality
Say No More
Hail mein kaiser we will win ww1!
Go for it
emir atis
*5 years later*
GERMANY DECLARES ARMSTICE AT 11 AM, SIGN OF SURRENDER
Leonardo Franzin Ribeiro
yeah, and then surrender again after someone shot himself in a secret bunker.
Yes, I Constructed a Strong Nation.
Yes
Close your eyes.
What you see is Germany without you.
Congrats, you got a ship named after you!
It was also a king.
(irony?)
"Why do yes I unified Germany how could you tell?"
@@Z.E.O.25 NEIN
*When the hot girl says she’s into guys with discipline*
Lamo
😂😂😂
"I don't date guys with less than 125% discipline"
*Has a Male name*
*Thats how Prussia Works*
The year is 4056, all humans have died and aliens land on Earth. They find a machine with this song playing and they think to themselves: 'This is a masterpiece.'
Next thing you know prussia got reformed
@@captain_kes_kae7327 The aliens find out the original source of the music (Preußens Gloria) and in turn find out the name of the music and rediscover the Prussian Kingdom and then later discover the German language by accident and decide to learn it. They then decide to rebuild the Kingdom of Prussia.
FUR KAISER GOTT UND DAS VATERLAND
@@yoylecake313this is actually a good book idea
there are no aliens they're a cover for advanced stealth craft made under operation paperclip
Where is Prussia now?
In Our Hearts
@@ccj9924 Thanks for the info and rip real germany
Prussian Marches still happen in sweden and chile
@@ccj9924 Es gibt ja noch eine gewisse blaue Partei die man 2021 wählen könnte...
Nur so'n Gedanke.
@@ccj9924 still don't know why Muslims in europe is hated but Muslims in south east asia is loved, the majority of us live in harmony here unlike Muslims in europe
@@ccj9924
Das sehe ich anders ich bin selber 18 Jahre alt und werde sie selber wählen.
Aber ich weiß worauf du hinaus willst. Es gibt viele in der jüngeren Generation die nicht eigenständig denken können und nur auf das hören was man in den Medien sagt.
Deshalb ist es wichtig die AfD zu wählen damit sie eine Kraft wird die man nicht länger ignorieren kann.
Medic: sir you have been on a coma for 107 years
Patience:I can't wait to go back to Prussia
Medic: about that
Go to chilly, it’s the closest you can find Prussian traditions, they still use the picklehauben and 1870s gun carriages.
Rhys Nichols Chile*
denis
Alright, alright Chile 🇨🇱 just a spelling error
Medic: Prussia îs gone, sadly. You woke up in the 21st century.
@@Cris-qc5zc We also now wrîte î like thîs now.
My school had a costume day for halloween, people went as doctors, sailors, vampires, monsters, etc, i went as a prussian, i'm sure Bismarck is proud of me...
Ja, einfach ja
Did you really? Or no
Even though you were underage I'd have bought you a beer or two.
@@tip4307 Well yes, I even took a photo of the history teacher with the pickelhaube, this year im going as a roman legionary
@Sacha Pourafzal I made it myself with a cap, paper, cardboard and ink spray
I played this a bit too loud and now Kaliningrad is Königsberg
*Królewiec
But Bismarck had a plan.
Bismarck *always* had a plan.
Daniel Schleswig I love extra credits
@@UnnamedRevolutionary xD
:D extra credits :D
What plan does he have against an islamic invasion?
Blitzjihad
Otto von Bismarck
He attack
He attack
But most importantly
He attack
*he attacks
R/whooosh
But even more importantly, he attac
Aleksander Tokarski Moltke
Most importantly he always has plan
I played this in Strasbourg.
Now it’s straßburg
But its actually Straßburg
Wommy U it is now
Wommy U Not at all 😂
It's always been german name.
Soviet Muffin it’s always has been Straßburg what are you talking about
During the 1848 revolutions, when asked what he thought they should do, a 33 year old Prussian aristocrat called Otto Von Bismarck said nothing, but instead leaned over to a piano and tapped out the march of the Prussian infantry.
Teacher: Today we learn about discipline!
The Prussian kid:
@Kane the anime king more like japanese kid
@Kane the anime king More like jannissary kid
more like русский kid
Profile Photo.
More like Serbian
When you realize that The Germans had a Better Map of France than the French
Fuck you in German is Fich dich I think I forgot how to spell it and scheiße for shit
I know right
@@The-Floor. you just made cause your country got demolished by the German army
So embarrassing! 🤣
@@sillpill2886 What?
"Touch grass," -Otto Von Bismarck upon seeing the internet.
He has a way with words that are just heart touching
"Prussia was hatched from a cannonball" Napoleon Bonaparte
This quote itself describes the country more than any history book.
Fuzato15 *hatched
That or Voltaires quote, Where some states have an army, Prussia is an army that posesses a state.
Genghis Khan680 sorry
P R U S S I A T H E I R O N
K I N G D O M.
"Other countries have an army for their state, Prussia has a state for the army"
onyl 1870's kids will remember this
Oh the Kaiser, how is it going your majesty?
Kaiser (salutes)
Kaiser so my ancestors before they came to the states
thetoyman789 ikr
thetoyman789 Why did they leave us?
In Communist Russia, the Party has an army.
In Kaiserreich Prussia, the Army has a country.
Go flow?
In Communist Russia, they have a band of states in a union.
In Prussia, they have a band of states in a C O N F E D E R A T I O N
Kaiserreich Prussia....
Back to school, fat rat.
Dyster Brandenburg Prussia was better to say
Communist no,is socialist
When your an austrian soldier chilling in northern bohemia and hear this banger slowly get louder:
*The perfect Empire doesn't exi-*
Germans have the German empire and Italy the ran empire
This is actually the Kingdom of Prussia
Soviet Empire
Swedish Empire was the best empire
Change my mind
there wasnt any prussian empire
when your DNA test says your 0.001%German
And you are russian!
German reich press P for *P r u s s i a C h e c k*
When I'm German on like 10% : Am I a joke to you?
*Laughs in 27% Prussian*
I’m like almost 60% German. And I’m not even from Germany 😂
I WANT THIS LOUDER! I WANT THIS BLASTING THROUGH THE STREETS OF PARIS!
Benefort NO! MOSCOW
Why not both? IT'S ALL RIGHTFUL GERMAN CLAY!
Why not EVERY country in the world ? They did nazi that coming anyways !
Jew just had to make that joke?
Benefort forget him. FIRE UP THE PANZER IIs
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song.This video is an exquisite masterpiece, out of every single video I have ever even heard of on the entire platform, this by far has enlightened me to do fly, lose 90 pounds and even become the president of the United States, and I'm going to tell you why this is such a masterpiece as if hearing the creators, no, god of this universes luscious voice. I would like to express my thanks to you. My gratitude for your indisputably magnificent assistance is almost infinite. Your efforts have not gone unnoticed. I really like your contribution that you have in our society, you really make a difference and help others out, the world could always use more people like you. Gosh, what a polite and humble fellow. It is such a kind honour for someone as low as me to be in contact with someone of a level such as yours. I thank you once again my good friend. A world without you, would be a world I would not be able to live in, and I believe I share that opinion with most people. I can rest easy tonight knowing you helped. I appreciate you and everything you stand for and on behalf of everyone on planet earth, thanks. Yes I 100% agree no lie I am 10/10 with you in this statement no question. You are completely absolutely correct and have made no mistake in your sentence whatsoever and I applaud you for that as you have made a thoughtful statement that many agree with and those that disagree are in the minority because your statement has absolutely no faults and thus is completely without a question correct and deserves nothing but agreement. and by the way, super saiyan blue theme is a very powerful, moving song that showcased the capabilities of human emotion. It used groundbreaking technology to create stunning sounds that would mesmerize the listeners. This song is suitable for all ages; whether you're 5 years old, or 50, you should listen to this song. It is inspiring and it showcases the spectrum of human nature and how humans communicate with each other. This song revolutionized the music industry and set the bar high for other songs. In the future historians will look back on this song and regard it as the pinnacle of human achievement. It was a roller-coaster from start to finish, the nail-biting song will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish. Listeners will find themselves absorbed by the heartwarming tale of a relentless, determined african tribes who didn't let societies standards shape his/her/it's life. I was shocked by how intense and gripping this song was. The plot is rich, unpredictable and touching. This isn't your typical african war song, this song is a war with one's emotions. Tales of africa is a stirring masterpiece that only comes once in a millennium. This thrilling instruments makes it a jaw-dropping performance that properly utilizes the medium. I rate this song 10 african tribes/10 african tribes, and will never listen to it again as every time I get saddened by the the fact that there will never be a song to match this masterpiece.
Maybe should've fought harder but ok
_Prussia 100_
Didn't read, sending positive vibes for your local warlord though ❤
Congrats on becoming the president of the US!
cocaine is a hell of a drug :)
PRUSSIA
0% nudity
0% drugs
0% smoking
1871% beer
10000% discipline and patriot
1871% discipline
@consuelo Membreño true
you know germans drink
@@mryoutubeviewer794 germans only drink beer not any other alcohol
@@isacharden5818 as a muslim i am not allowed to drink
Teacher: We are going to Alsace Lorraine
Girls: Ew, i Don't even know where that is
Boys:
Also boys: ELSAß-LOTHRIGEN IST PREUßEN UND DEUTSCHLAND!!!
BenComedy 2020 Ja
Revanchism in a nutshell to the French
Funny I go to Alsace lorraine in September hehehe
@@BenComedy-ie5hy GOOD LUCK; the only germanic stuff you will find there is a stronger pronunciation of the "r". Pure french territories.
When you find out you might have a small percentage of german ancestry.
Im from north poland so i think i might be prussian :D
@@koisov4401 no you have to be a german
Gotthilf von Bismarck
No, i just need gemrna ancestry
I'm half German. I'm proud of it dammit!
@@setsunaeien7480 Als ich!
In Soviet Russia your country has an army.
*In Prussia the army has a country!*
Every member of our glorious state is either serving the state or is a reserve. No exceptions
It actually was said by a Prussian Government Minister called Friedrich von Schrötter, he said that "Prussia was not a country with an army, but an army with a country"
@@jaydenfoxx2409
'' _Lol not funny_ ''
*Lol*
*Kowalski analysis*
@@jaydenfoxx2409 literally a voltaire quote, its not supposed to be funny
@@sonemesis7083 even babies will serve on front lines NO EXCEPTIONS
I set this as my mornin' alarm for about 6 months now and it still vibes 🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is genius
88 likes 😮
Top 10 People who can defeat Thanos in seconds.
1. Prussia in 1870
Even with the infinity gauntlet!
2. Poland in 1750
3. Canada in 2025
dont forget about mighty australia-honduras
4. Roman Empire in 300 AD
@@justiniankorkosz9239
5. Sweden under Gustavus Adolphus
American: Are you Australian?
Austrian: For the last time I’m not-
*Prussian marches in the street*
Austrian: Eh.. Never mind.. yes and we have kangaroos.
XD
See, I almost got myself wooshed, because I only read the ending and was going to say, “Don’t you mean Australians?” That was a close one.
*HUEHUEHUE AMURICUH DUMMM*
This desreves *Way* more likes
Sadly nowadays that germany abandoned its tradition, and austria is no more than a minor nation instead what it used to be, an empire
Rome: Our Legions are the most disciplined army ever.
Otto von Bismarck : Hold my bear
What should he do with a bear ? You meant ae beer, right ? Better write bier
I think beard
I think you should say *Frederick the great*
*Halte mein bier**
Hold majs beer
My neighbors from an adjacent flat complained that I listen this song too loud. Now their flat is part of my flat. 10/10
Were they Austrian?
@@khalidshubbar6911 They were french.
Prussia: wanna hear a Joke austria
Austria: What?
Prussia: german states
Austria : I Don’t get it
Prussia: and you never Will
Austria: germany why you do dis
Anschluss time Austria
I sense Hetalia
non 18 pluser on de looose I know right?
@@questionableresponses1836 Hetalia is just an anime. lol
@@alraunevonegenolf4307 i know
This comment section is pure gold
Arne Fischer I fuckin know right
It's pure *discipline*
Eu4 community is awesome
You mean iron. We are talking about Prussia after all!
Pikkabuu both are awesome.
Prussia is also an important country in Eu4.
*The beat drops harder than the military of france in 1871*
Ye all germans together
I hope french ppl don't see this comentary or they're going to get mad
Awakened depression lol
LMFAO I'm French
@Andrei Fira Ahahahahaha chill 😂
Even today in modern Germany, this march song still holds the minds, hearts, and imagination of the people. Too bad that in the past people used it for all the wrong reasons. No matter the circumstances, Preussens Gloria is a beast all its own.
“The wrong reasons”? Germany wouldn’t exist without those “wrong reasons”. They fought for Prussia and Germany’s sake. I take it that you’re not German, and if you somehow are, then you’re quite the ethno-masochist for saying that about your ancestors.
I wonder how France would react if their national anthem was playing, then this suddenly blasts over it
Chris Livingston yeah I'm not sure if France was more terrified by the Nazis or the Prussians
Trap King lol that happens in a meme: Baguettebob plays the French anthem, meanwhile 4 seconds inside it, Squidward: REICH FELT ALBERT! Then grabs his Baguette, aims at baguettebob, and FIRES! Louder than the French anthem, so the French anthem is cut off. Accuracy of the Franco-Prussian war, right?
Lugar Fan oh yeah I saw that
Yeah it's why France have destroy Prussia in 2 weeks during the Napoleonic Wars ( Prussia was considered as the best european army and have far more troops than the French ).
Prussia was not invincible ! Deal with it !
And i don't understand all these "surrender" jokes about France. Someone can explain me ? Maybe some british guys who hate France ;D
C'est vrai que c'est pas très malin de nous en vouloir parce que nous nous sommes rendus encore 70 ans après, alors qu'aucune des personnes responsables de cette décision sont aujourd'hui décédées sans aucun doute. De plus ils semblent ignorer que la France libre a beaucoup contribué au bon déroulement de la guerre.
Je préfère penser que c'est de la jalousie. De toute façon aucun pays n'a la légitimité pour nous en faire le reproche (sauf peut-être les Russes ou les Chinois). Les Américains foutent le bordel dans le monde, les Anglais ont fait preuve d'une grande filsdeputerie à Mers-el-Kebir (pour reprendre la même période historique), on a niqué les Italiens à la bataille de Pont Saint-Louis, etc.
Le norvégien peut dire ce qu'il veut, mais un de mes arrière-grand-oncle s'est battu pour protéger son pays des nazis.
I came here to read the comments. I was satisfied.
*Kids these days will never know about the glory of bismarck*
I consider him (alongside Napoleon) on of the biggest villains of 19th century Europe. He forced German lands into unity under Prussian rule (even if they rebranded Prussia to Germany), sometimes militarily, sometimes diplomatically but with a lot of threats of military aggression. Even today, places like Bavaria are mostly staying as a part of Germany due to inertia rather than any real desire. He should not be seen as a hero.
@@00Trademark00 I will assume the the Rhineland is also one of those places?
+Zarif Ayman
*Some do*
"The great questions of the day will not be decided by speeches and majority decisions but by Iron and blood."
Trademark
You don't seem to understand the word "Realpolitik", don't you?
There is a seven-part documentary series on WWI that I believe is Canadian-made that is aired regularly here in the States on the American Heroes Channel, and at the end of the first episode as the credits roll, they played this march. It's a very catchy tune and I always wondered what the title of the march was and its origin. I began searching TH-cam trying to find the tune and after some frustrating searching, I finally found it. For the record, I thought the march was German when in actuality, it's Prussian. At least I was close. Thanks for the upload.
Prussia was the largest of all German-speaking kingdoms. This march was composed after the victory of Prussia and its German allies in the war against France in 1871.
Immediately afterwards, the German Empire was founded with the Prussian capital Berlin, which also became the capital of the German Empire.
The Prussian king was crowned German emperor.
Girlfriends are temporary Prussia's glory is eternal.
Gleichschaltung: "Im gonna end this man's whole career"
I’d add a thumbs up but I don’t want to ruin 308, it’s my favorite caliber
Get a girlfriend : 😑
Enroll in the Prussian army: 😏
@@weswolever7477 Ah yes, I see you are a man of class as well.
@@xeraphyx7903 7.62x51mm God’s cartridge
*When the french kid stole you a pencil*
༺Ondro SVK༻ When the baguette kid says Alsaß-Lothringen is French
Alsaß-Lothringen IS french
@@marshalondro9692 yes
@@marshalondro9692 are you?
@@yoyo-ex1cf this is the most intellectual conversation i've seen in a while
I couldn’t hear Scholz’s announcement about increasing Germany’s defense spending because of how loud this was playing the entire time he was talking.
I feel that this deserves more recognition
part of post-prussian tactics - in the old prussian spirit
When you reach 100% Militarization with all the ideas unlocked + protestant discipline eddict along with a discipline advisor:
Im listening to this while eating Little Caesars...
*IT BECAME **_LITTLE KAISER_*
Kaiser is the correct pronunciation of Caesar, no joke!🤓
I just ate a kaiser bread reading that, and i almost spat it.
Miles Burgess the hungarian "császár" comes from that as well
best thing i ever heard
You mean Kleine Kaiser?
Prussia,
They attac
They attac
But most importantly,
Yeah they honestly just attac
Prussia
They attac
They attack
But most importantly
OTTO VON BISMARCK
Ya Bois forgot me :(
If I was alive I would have conquered the entire Austrian Empire
Frederick The Great Good idea
Actually they thought the the lessest wars in the History of all European Super Powers
My family is from Austria and I both fear and love this.
No need to fear, the calvalry's here
@@jackvalenti8327 onward to Berlin!
Whats a calvary?
@Rini Ben You fucking drongo
Well im from sweden so i dont have anything to fear
I played this song next to a Leclerc
Now it's a Leopard 2
I don't know what's going on but Schlesien is turning into Preußen
100% army tradition
200% discipline
+50% morale
+50% combat ability
+infinite% glory
+99999% discipline
Don't forget +50% Fire and Shock damage
P R U S S I A N G O V E R M E N T ❤️🔥
-9,99 militancy - 9,99 councusnes
- 100% morale if fight with poles
"Where some states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state" - Voltaire
This guy goin anti-german propoganda!
@@alperorsbey6784 wait how is that anti german propaganda?
Yeahh
Quite right, my friend, quite right.
@@magentamomo7150 tbf Voltaire was very anti-German, he just didn't vibe with them
virgin Kaliningrad vs chad Königsberg vs gigachad Królewiec
Gott mit uns
Gott mit uns
Gött mit uns
L
@@samg5463 I got mittens too
I'm italian but this song makes me goosebumps
And does it make you goose-step?
@@Val-des-Pres yeah haha for sure!
Im Greek. Still a fan of Prussia
@@franzbuss8381
Because Prussia and Italy teamed up against Austria.
Normal version:
Russia
Pro version:
Prussia
unterrated comment
That's right! Communism is not welcome here
Ясно русофоб
@@Darkspace. Soviet Prussia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> imperalist and Fascist Prussia
@@zurdddtk3025 Yeah soviet Prussia, you mean the thing that doesn't exist?
Paradox: How much discipline do you want?
Prussia: YES!
Paradox better make Prussia OP
Me: "Yo pass the aux"
Friend: "You better not play *1860s Prussian military marches"*
Me:
Warum nicht ?
1871*
It alright I play 70s german march
@Lovro Rukljic that one friend who serve in Kaiserliche Marine. Damn that guy
Very Classical March from Prussia! Imagine playing this 24/7 in HoI 4
Teacher: Today we will learn about Prussia
Girls: Can we just skip this whole german thing
Boys:
Nooo!
Boys : ANSCHLUSS!!
Belgium!
Luxemburg!
Hans...get ze luger
I was listening to this on my trip around Europe.
Accidentally established hegemony over the south German states and annexed Alsace-Lorraine
Evilsamar yeah i know that
dont u just hate when that happens?
i laught aloud
*Elsaß-Lothringen
@@80Farfar th-cam.com/video/pthL8Athv_A/w-d-xo.html
Petit papa, voici la carême
Car te voici déguisé en soldat
Petit papa, dis moi si c'est pour rire
Ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants, ou pour faire peur aux tous petits enfants
Non mon enfant, je pars pour La Patrie
C'est un devoir où tous les papas s'en vont
Embrasse moi petite fille chérie,
Je rentrerai bien vite à la maison, je rentrerai bien vite à la maison
Dis moi maman quelle est cette médaille, et cette lettre qu'apporte le facteur ?
Dis moi maman, tu pleurs et tu défailles,
Ils ont tué petit père adoré ?
Ils ont tué petit père adoré ?
Oui mon enfant, ils ont tué ton père,
Pleurons ensemble car nous les haïssons,
Quelle guerre atroce qui fait pleurer les mères et tue les pères des petits anges blonds
La neige tombe aux portes de la ville,
Là est assise une enfant de Strasbourg,
Elle reste là malgré le vend la bise,
Elle reste là malgré le froid du jour.
Un home passe à la fillette donne,
Elle reconnaît l'uniforme allemand,
Elle refuse l'aumône qu'on lui donne,
À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement,
À l'ennemi elle dit bien clairement :
Soldat prussien, passez votre chemin.
Moi je ne suis qu'un enfant de la France,
À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main
À l'ennemi je ne tends pas la main.
Tout en priant sous cette cathédrale,
Ma mère est morte sous ce porche écroulé,
Frappée à mort par l'une de vos balles,
Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets,
Frappée à mort par l'un de vos boulets.
Mon père est mort sur vos champs de bataille,
Je n'ai pas vu l'ombre de son cercueil.
Frappé à mort par l'une de vos balles,
C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil,
C'est la raison de ma robe de deuil.
Vous avez eu l'Alsace et la Lorraine,
Vous avez eu des des millions d'étrangers,
Vous avez eu Germanie et Bohême,
Mais mon petit coeur lui vous ne l'aurez jamais,
Mais mon petit coeur lui restera Français !
For the full experience, go to Kaliningrad and blast this out loud with a large group of friends to form a marching band. You will feel the glory and Kaliningrad becoming Köningsberg.
Instructions unclear, Russian troops have killed half of my mens and they're searching for me
@@Nathan_Morgan_ You should ask the government first.
@@ajeltheflightsimmer you rlly think they would say yes ☠️
Just tell them that you’re reenacting history. That should get them to stop killing your men.
nah do it with 10 speakers and see how they react
doctor: you are 0.001% german
me:
When me and the boys accidentally rebuild the German empire
Me and my boys luaghs in german we did it already (in minecraft and hoi4 ...)
‘Awww shit I did it again gtg home and fix this’
Accidentally lmao
I'm not Prussian but this makes me proud to be Prussian
@Commando2 goofy ahh pfp
i´ve got prussian blood and im fucking proud of it!
my family was from prussia
@@marcelkirchhoff2082 same here brother
there is no prussian only german
If only Bismarck had stayed alive in 1914. Millions of lives could have been saved...
indeed I doon't want to say willhelm II. caused the first world war but bismarck could have stopped it .
Perhaps Bismarck COULD have stopped the war. We will never know. Suggestive history writing is at best a pass time activity for idling scolars.
u don't know what u are talking Smicklegrober THAT GOD DAM FUCKEN SON OF BITCH MAY HE ROT IN GOD DAM FUCKEN HELL. CCCP WERE FIGHTING ON THERE OWN WHILE IN THE WEST GERMANY CONTROLLED THE WEST BUT WE KICKED HIS GOD DAM FUCKEN ASS IN THE BATTLE OF BRITIAN AFTER GERMANY INVADED CCCP IT LOOKED BAD BUT WINTER CAME EARLY THEY WERE DIEING OF FROST BITE CCCP WERE READY THE TRAP WAS SET ONLY FOURTH PANZER DIVISION IF ONLY THEY WERE KILLED THE WAR WOULD OVER. ON THE SEA THE BISMARK WAS SUNK TO THE SEA
guess not... he wanted the war of 1870
"blood and iron"
i guess he would have done the same as wilhelm
+Abensberg willhelm II didn't cause ww1 it was austria who declared war on serbia and serbia allied with Russia then germany declared war on russia then Britain declared war on germany for invading the lowlands then germany invaded France then on 11/11/18 the Germans wanted an armastice with the Allied powers that's the chain of alliances that caused war to erupt
I played this in Gdansk
It is now Danzig once more
"Prussia is not a state with an army, it is an army with a state."
Tayvin4042 on german : preußen ist kein staat mit mit einer armee sondern eine armee mit einem staat
I saw that in my history book like three weeks ago
In german*
You're as good in English as I am in German.
DU NICHT SPRECHE DAS DEUTSCHE, JA?
Latgale Mapping NEIN NEIN NEIN ;)
Apology for bad english
Where were you when German Empire die?
I was home eating sourkraut when telegraph beep
"Germany is kill"
"Nein"
Canada. It was the only way to escape the Red Horde.
i was were same doing
Me a Russian: I shouldn’t be here
😭👌
learn to spell sauerkraut
When the Austrian kid dosen't give you a pencil
Edit: What the crispy fried chicken dickhead fuck? Thx for the 1,5k likes.
@@kriperz9866 What has Hitler got to do with this.
xXkrišjānis KrīpersXx yes he is but this is Prussia not nazi Germany?
Increasingly Irrelevant
Prussia won against Austria during the Austro-Prussian war.
@@tip4307 Thanks for telling him this, you should get the Iron Cross.
More like the French kid.
Only 1700's kids remember this banger
I played this in Alsace-Lorraine
It's now Elsaß-Lothringen
@CHIN JIA CHENG Moe nope. Still Elsaß-Lothringen. ß for the win
The former lands im sad😭
Das ist Gut
🎶Vous n'aurez pas l'Alsace et la Lorraine et malgrès tout nous resterons Français 🎶
@@labynocle6185 And other hilarious joke you can tell in a German bar
Prussia is not a state with an army, Its an army with a state
It IS the state
Good it has been extunguished...
Private Joker ja leider. Scheiss militarismus 😡👎🏻
"I am the state"
-The Prussian Army
France: oh hello th-
Prussia:*unifies the german states*
France: dude what the hell
When the French kid keeps acting up in class
You show up with your Sedan...
For 7 years straight
Scatha ffs 😂😂😂
I didn't get Scatha's comment...
Andrei Kovacs 7 years war
POV: ur a german kid and the french kid doesnt want you to be with the bavarian kid in a group project
Lol
That doesn’t make sense as the German kid could also be a Bavarian kid as Bavarians are Germans together with the Austrians and the German part of Switzerland. You need to make the German kid the Prussian kids.
France : "I fear no man
But that thing *points toward Prussia*
It scares me"
France fear no one, not even Germany or Prussia. Great Britain is more dangerous than Germany or Prussia has ever been
@@Unpseudopascommelesautres Nien
@@Unpseudopascommelesautres let me quote a few wars
literally all after prussia was born
@@Unpseudopascommelesautres Cope
1 5 0 % D I S C I P L I N E
頭銅學花式送 Neineineineinein
Einatausendfünfhundertfünfunfünfzig%
@@robertdragne8506 1555%, das ist sehr gut in ein Preußen weißer.
1871% discipline
Yes eu4 gamers rise up
Why couldn't you make the Deutschland like that?
As a polish person, listening to this, I can feel my left arm becoming german
i am half polish and french i can feel my entire body split apart
Mam niemieckie geny ale urodziłem się w Polsce.
Chyba chodziło ci o PRAWĄ rękę? hehe
@@bionicrattlesnake2137 Przecież Niemcy najeżdżają Polskę od zachodu
As a Silesian i feel that Oberschlesien intesifies
i can't understand why my music taste could vary from gaming amvs to historical nation marching songs
Paradox player?
0% France
0% Italy
0% Austria
1871% Preußens
100000000000000000000% discipline
based off a comment
And...69% buds with Italy
@@Tortellobello45 Of course
@@Tortellobello45 Bismarck once said : “the Italians have great appetite, but poor teeth.”
@@2ndcomingofFritz It is well known that Italy became a major power only after World War Two.
We now have the 8th best army in the World and 8th best economy, much better than long ago
My brother started playing the Russian national anthem in the car. This was my response.
Danke im Namen meiner Familie
The fatherland beats the motherland once again
Ok
Bet that didn’t happen
@@hikaru924 You know how that sounds right.
YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
"France has joined the chat"
"Prussia has joined the chat"
"France has left the chat"
hhhhh 1806 surrender in 2 week
@@SB-ob7kn hahahaha
The Franco Prussian War
All little germans states : *Fuse with Prussia*
"France has joined the chat"
@@mrronron7328
"Prussia enters the chat"
"France has left the chat"
France: Oh crap, I went for a poo three hours ago!
Germany: Give me your country and be extremely OBIEDIENT and make sure your countryside trees provide sun shelter for our victorious heros when they march!!!!
i listened in kalningrad
its now köingsberg
It has always been Koenigsberg.