When you challenge Prussia to a war (dybbøl)

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  • BoomBoom:Battle of mysunde 1864
    Clips taken from TV serires: 1864

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  • @lukavidovic4033
    @lukavidovic4033  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7873

    Thanks guys for 1 million views, I have no idea how this blew up so much, and as always glory to Prussia!

    • @darionikolic5435
      @darionikolic5435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      np

    • @WilhelmMuller88
      @WilhelmMuller88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Danish big gae

    • @imsahlaz483
      @imsahlaz483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wait so Prussia is not Russia?

    • @voynex1672
      @voynex1672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Zal it’s not Russia it was located in modern day Poland and germany

    • @abcd-dk5zp
      @abcd-dk5zp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      .@@imsahlaz483 Prussia was beaten by Russia several times.

  • @BarcelPL
    @BarcelPL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17875

    What's the scariest thing you can see on the battlefield?
    A German officer with map and stopwatch.

    • @TropicalAsian-1000
      @TropicalAsian-1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Napoleon and his old guard

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +968

      Correction: a PRUSSIAN officer with map and stopwatch

    • @Schimansk1
      @Schimansk1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      @@trololopez2437 correction: a prussian is a GERMAN

    • @DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD
      @DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +605

      @@Schimansk1 But not every German is a Prussian :)

    • @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik
      @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD why?

  • @V1nce_man
    @V1nce_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20532

    You know you’re in trouble when the Prussians bring out the giant map

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1624

      Actually, that was just the officers cuddle blanket. The giant map will be delivered by a couple of zeppelins soon.

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +518

      Furzkampfbomber
      Mein gott

    • @G1Bryce
      @G1Bryce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      There is nothing like a pissed off German engineer

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @Adrian Thanks a lot! At least someone who understands and appreciates this kind of humour. :D

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Polish Hero Witold Pilecki
      So... what point are you making? Cause I just said this to be funny and it seemed it worked but I think your getting too worked up over it

  • @CT---ye4lc
    @CT---ye4lc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18555

    “Lieutenant, see that Danish trench over there?”
    “Yes sir I do.”
    “Well I don’t want to.”
    “Yes sir!”

  • @ScottTHutch
    @ScottTHutch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4863

    I want a French woman to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and a German man to enthusiastically describe weaponry to me

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      The latter one are there plenty

    • @silversrayleigh4515
      @silversrayleigh4515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

      Das Maschinengewehr - 3 ist meiner Ansicht nach die beste handgetragene Niederhaltungswaffe. Mit Ihrem Gewicht von zirka 12 Kilogramm ist sie zwar etwas auf der schwereren Seite der Waffen, allerdings vergisst man diesen kleinen Nachteil sofort wenn man sich vor Augen hält, dass dieses Maschinengewehr bis zu Eintausendzweihundert Schuss pro Minute vom Kaliber 7.62x51mm verschießt. Einem solchen Kugelhagel hält man von einer behelfsmäßigen Feldstellung auf keinen Fall stand. Trotz der schlimmen Vorgeschichte dieser Waffe (Ursprünglich MG42 , Nachgänger des MG34) ist sie bis heute in puncto Feuerrate und Optik meiner Meinung nach unübertroffen.
      Hope you enjoyed that, but I can't be bothered to translate that little rant into english, just slap it into google translate and you'll be fine . Cheers, mate ! =)

    • @knispelwedges427
      @knispelwedges427 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@silversrayleigh4515 Sexy.

    • @neinnein9306
      @neinnein9306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      Also mein Opa hatte französische Frauen und ein MG42.
      Der hätte dir was erzählen können.

    • @Okuu__Gaming_1
      @Okuu__Gaming_1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I got you. Come to duisburg. Actually, don't. This place is worse than the slums in Mumbai.

  • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
    @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8839

    Never bring a musket to an artillery fight

    • @waliahmed7931
      @waliahmed7931 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      It's actually an Enfield my Friend :)

    • @potassiumnitrate5817
      @potassiumnitrate5817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@waliahmed7931 it's a musket-rifle, so it's good

    • @pimiento3428
      @pimiento3428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ok
      never bring an enfield to an artillery fight

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless you can see the cannoneers.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #Fernfeuer

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9455

    Where most states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state. Lol

    • @tomchoioh
      @tomchoioh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Frederick the 2nd, was it? Nice touch!

    • @joshuasharpe8047
      @joshuasharpe8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@tomchoioh Close! A close friend of Frederick's, one Voltaire.

    • @bigbitehood1353
      @bigbitehood1353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Its true

    • @metalltitan
      @metalltitan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@tomchoioh Voltaire.

    • @mrdragonage7446
      @mrdragonage7446 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can u elaborate on that quote?

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7647

    Denmark: "We are the Chosen people of god."
    Prussia: "I am gonna try out some new toys."

    • @YourMom-vz2qx
      @YourMom-vz2qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      Chosen to be target practice,I guess.

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Yeah new Krupp cannon toys

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Erwin Rommell German Oprah: Yew gets something, and Yew gets something, Jewerybody gets something!

    • @thedon9247
      @thedon9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      When the hell did denmark say they were the chosen people of god..? If you're implying the danes are jewish you're incorrect. Denmark has never hosted a large jewish population.

    • @Obsidianen
      @Obsidianen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@thedon9247 it was said in another sequence of the movie during their declaration of war. Video: "Denmark declares war on Prussia"

  • @christopherharmon2433
    @christopherharmon2433 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    That Prussian Artillery officer seems like someone who REALLY likes his job.

    • @TheLittleDeath1
      @TheLittleDeath1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wir haben hier Geschütze aus bestem Stahl. Granaten mit einer Reichweite, die erschreckend ist und einer Kraft, die den Gegner erzittern lässt. Also lasst uns die verdammten Dänen aus ihren Schanzen vertreiben.
      Feuer!

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      he is the literal personification of that "crazy german scientist" trope.

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7188

    *Just the noise they make is deadly!*
    PRUSSIA GLORY EARRAPE

    • @Crackdalf
      @Crackdalf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      It's not rape because we wanted it

    • @jonathanbastard4629
      @jonathanbastard4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Crackdalf Ja, Ja

    • @jonathanbastard4629
      @jonathanbastard4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      It's not rape, it's pleasure for mein ears

    • @LatifXD
      @LatifXD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Crackdalf Ear Sex

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Having been near (modern) cannonfire, it truly is a brutal experience.

  • @Andernol
    @Andernol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7612

    As Napoleon stated, "God fights on the side with the best artillery"

    • @TheOneG36
      @TheOneG36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      "ein deutscher Gruß von oben" Advertisement Krupp 1871. While the rifles where crap before 1898 the Haubitzen wasn´t ;)

    • @Andernol
      @Andernol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      @@TheOneG36 lmfao the rifles were garbage, yup. But there hasn't been hardly a war where the rifleman outweighed the artillery man.

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      " For religions poor remains poor, rich remains rich"
      - Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @theranger7924
      @theranger7924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know that quote because of btd6. Captain Churchill says it when you place him

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@FlaviusConstantinus306 Why not?
      Btw, your php is giving me goosebumps.
      HOW MANY FRICKING TIME YOU WANT RULE THE WAVE? YOU NEED A SEMICOLON, IF NOT FULL STOP.

  • @viniwizi
    @viniwizi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7777

    Doctrine: *SUPERIOR FIREPOWER*

    • @elements1168
      @elements1168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Well that sounds like the US

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      When germany goes down superior firepower

    • @shamigod23
      @shamigod23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Best Doctrine investigation

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      200% DISCIPLINE

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      *Laughs in **-Russian-** Complete Gridsquare Removal*

  • @PraiseThySnail
    @PraiseThySnail 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Danish Troops: Hah we have more men
    Prussia: *Brings out the big map*
    Danish: Yep we're dead

    • @TomElliottJackson
      @TomElliottJackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's our good walkin-on map

    • @ThatOnePrussianMonarch
      @ThatOnePrussianMonarch 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      They didn't have more men
      Danish ~30k
      Prussians & Austrians ~60k

    • @Yildirim-f3c
      @Yildirim-f3c 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ThatOnePrussianMonarch Right. Danish hoped for Swedes and Norwegians, but they never came.

  • @kgb5979
    @kgb5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3186

    When the Danish exchange student bullies you so you tell the others to position the *H A U B I T Z E N*

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      When you secretly whisper Prussia into his ear

    • @EpicMRPancake
      @EpicMRPancake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      "Your girl was taking effective fire from my *H A U B I T Z E R* last night"

    • @historyexplained916
      @historyexplained916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EpicMRPancake lmao

    • @theflyinggasmask
      @theflyinggasmask 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Then you see him pull out a decorated axe as he wispers *"Skål"* into your ear

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *H A U V I T Z E R*

  • @ioannisii.komnenos5931
    @ioannisii.komnenos5931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6235

    When the air suddenly starts speaking German

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    The subtitle: "wear out their nerves"
    The german: "shred their nerves"

    • @BlazinPheonix32
      @BlazinPheonix32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Well yes shrapnel would do that yes

    • @vortagnachricht5547
      @vortagnachricht5547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Seems to me the actors aren't native German speakers, the German was off, the subtitles were worse though

    • @vHindenburg
      @vHindenburg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@vortagnachricht5547 correct so far I am aware of they are Danes. Its a Danish movie.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@vortagnachricht5547 The German was not off at all, what are you talking about? Name examples.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@23GreyFox The word you are looking for is "geriffelte".
      That is a correct German word.
      Not a good example. I understood everything they said, nothing seemed off and everything made sense in the context provided.

  • @elizabethmiller7918
    @elizabethmiller7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1078

    This Danish movie is pretty + good honest
    What people dont realize the Danish Army was actually slightly bigger than Prussia's just a priori to the war and on top of this Denmark had a real Navy, which Prussia mostly lacked.
    At the time Denmark was considered one of the preeminent military powers of Northern Europe.
    And they (thought) they had England as an ally and so that it would all be a cakewalk.
    So they recklessly provoked a war with Pussia by breaking the Schleswig treaty ( which stipulated they could not abuse the german population of that province and forced them to not speak german etc) and sent provocative missives to the Prussia King.
    But the Prussians had made quite a few improvements to the firepower of thier Army and the effectiveness of theirs leadership, so they were quite confident and did not mind a Danish attack at all since they ere eager to use their expensive military to improve their standing in Europe and among the german states.
    Also, as the Prussians expected, England abandoned the Danes, since they were the ones who broke the treaty and on top of that the Austrians sent generous help to the Prussians.
    The Danish movie is quite honest about all these things.
    Ultimately the war was decided by Prussian artillery which was quite superior and so more than made up that Denmark's military was slightly larger. Prussian and Austrian "Special Forces" (for the time) the Deaths head Hussars also contributed out of proportion to their numbers. On top of that the Prussians had the better generalship and staffs and so in the end it was a crushing defeat for the Danes.
    Denmark would never again be considered a powerful country in Europe.

    • @SublimeHurdle
      @SublimeHurdle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Your comment will be more wholesome when your long paragraphs slowly turned into german, and fully used german when got to the end of your comment

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Copy pasta

    • @elizabethmiller7918
      @elizabethmiller7918 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@SublimeHurdle Huh? Is this supposed to be some kind of "clever" shade?

    • @SublimeHurdle
      @SublimeHurdle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizabethmiller7918 :)

    • @vincentvalenzuela732
      @vincentvalenzuela732 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So what movie is it then?? Plz I wanna watch this film

  • @bayurukmanajati1224
    @bayurukmanajati1224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3162

    Prussia: "Howitzer!"
    Denmark: "Fall back to Minash Tirith!"

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Damn thats far away

    • @juliusraben3526
      @juliusraben3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      So....much....wrong.... with....is comment....

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@juliusraben3526 *this

    • @juliusraben3526
      @juliusraben3526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@purpleguy7093 FU dude, google minash tirith and it will correct it to minas tirith.
      Incomplete uppertunistic grammar nazi.
      Edit: you are not pointing out the missing dots between the last 2 words for inconsistency?
      No, you incomplete grammar nazi

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@juliusraben3526 Jeder hat seine Fehler, du zum Beispiel das du simple Kritik nicht abkannst. Obwohl dies auf einer öffentlichen Seite relativ häufig vorkommen kann.

  • @maximkretsch7134
    @maximkretsch7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3329

    Fun fact: The Prussian chief of staff Moltke started his military career as a Danish cadet in Copenhagen.

    • @RubbaDubbaDooskie
      @RubbaDubbaDooskie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Without Moltke what was Bismark??!?!? Serious question. Napoleon wasn't French, he was Corsican. Stalin wasn't Russian, he was Georgian. Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian. I guess it's not what you are, it's what you identify as.

    • @octaviolopez2014
      @octaviolopez2014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Moltke The Old???

    • @maximkretsch7134
      @maximkretsch7134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@octaviolopez2014 Yes, Moltke "the silent"

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ah yes. He began as a spy for Germany

    • @KaiserStormTracking
      @KaiserStormTracking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The irony

  • @therealmp40
    @therealmp40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22811

    I love feeling patriotism for a country that no longer exists

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

      Birthplace of vikings

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      @@dnsblck Some would say that is wisdom, not folly.

    • @JeanWayne
      @JeanWayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

      Actually,...... Germany is the the successor of Prussia just like it is the successor of the third reich.

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Rhodesia

    • @callsignbard6655
      @callsignbard6655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +750

      @@JeanWayne Prussia was a kingdom in Germany that united Germany under itself. And Germany is not the successor to the Third Reich, the Third Reich was a tyrannical government over Germany in the 1930s and 40s.

  • @Pikog777
    @Pikog777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    It's weird to think that in 1864 in America we were using muskets and fighting hundreds of feet apart in the civil war, but in Prussia they literally had Howitzers and were fighting miles apart with *very early* bolt-action rifles. Huh.

    • @thrawn-ys9hf
      @thrawn-ys9hf ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Lets just forget that the American's had Cannon with a 2 mile range and the Union Calvary was armed almost exclusively with lever action carbines. . .
      you think the Prussians also didn't have to fight "hundreds of feet apart" with their rifles???

    • @danielhall6578
      @danielhall6578 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And that did the US military good, because the germans went through numerous rifles in the 40 year time period, the USA went through 3 till 1903. the springfield black powder rifle, the trap door springfield, and the model 1898 Krag-Jorgenson bolt action rifle, until the 1903 was adopted and used in ww1

    • @edwardcarson81
      @edwardcarson81 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      By 1864, the war had evolved into stagnant trench warfare, so fighting hundred feet became the norm. Both sides of the civil war were students of Napoleon's strategies and tactics, and since their last major war was with a Napoleon wannabe in the Mexican-American war. But then a generation later, Europe would learn what America did about the horrors of trench warfare.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Because when you need guns *now* you tend to forgo fancy new technology. Plus, they were muzzle-loaded rifles, not muskets, and they had a decent range.

    • @mst3kguy754
      @mst3kguy754 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@danielhall6578 While you are right, it wasn`t very different for the germans: Dreysen Needlegun - Mauser 71- Mauser 71/84 (very short duration) - Commisionrifle 1888 - Mauser 1898. So, only one more.

  • @1999CrazyBones
    @1999CrazyBones 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    “So, what did you do today?”
    “Ah, just the normal, got up in the morning, went for a walk in the park, you know, the usual...”
    “Anything special?”
    “Oh! Yes! We declared war on Prussia!”
    “YOU WHAT?!”

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!

    • @DominikG416
      @DominikG416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS HAVE YOU DONE

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Bismarck and moltke the elder: you sent an invitation where's the beer?

    • @oskarsaristie9495
      @oskarsaristie9495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Some years later, Eva Braun, Berlin:
      “Anything special, mein Führer?”
      “Oh! Yes! We declared war on the US!”
      “YOU WHAT?!”

  • @danielhong3954
    @danielhong3954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4384

    France declares war on prussia
    denmark and austria: I would not do that if i were you.

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      U know that is Prussia and Bismarck who wanted war uh?

    • @alexanderkroell5345
      @alexanderkroell5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      @@inhocsignovinces1327 Yes but france declared it lol

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@inhocsignovinces1327 Indeed, but Bismarck made France declare it. There was a disagreement about which monarchic family can send their candidate to the vacant spanish thrown. France didnt want a candidate from the same family as the one ruling Prussia (Hohenzollern). So the french king send his emissary to the prussian King. After they agreed that the prussian candidate will abstain, France wanted more and asked that the Hohenzollern abstain forever from any claims on any thrown. Ofc the prussian king declined. And that was it. But Bismarck published a notification about the conversation between king and french emissary and made it appear as if the king treated the emissary most respectless. The french king was offended and declared war. Worst mistake of his career.
      In the end he lost his crown and France lost some territory. because he was butthurt, imagine that!
      And the French were buttheart because the germans declared their Kaiserreich in the nice Partyhall of the King that the french themselves guillotined for starving them to death to party in said hall. Its rather weird, isnt it? What hurt them most is not loosing, or ceding territory... No, its some german boots and a declaration in a hall in their fancy castle.
      But curiosly they gained freedom through prussias invasion. The last french King was only overthrown because of his military defeat. So in a way, France owed thanks to Germany for becoming a Democracy again.^^

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@JH-zs3bs First of all, I knew history of my own country thank you, but u don't.
      France was not at all a kingdom but an Empire, with Bonaparte at crown, Napoléon III, that's not at all the same.
      There is not story of "butthurt" or other pathetic english meme, just diplomacy, that was like that.
      France gained freedom? Lmao, really u don't know anything about our history, go open a book pls. Republicans was in big inferiority in country, all people wanted Bonaparte on crown, but Republicans traitors made peace with Germans and made Republic.
      8 may 1870, referendum on Empire, approved at more of 80% of people.

    • @MrIrishscouse
      @MrIrishscouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some countries just can't be told, can they? Despite the evidence. 2😁

  • @erika002
    @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7399

    *_You can't spell Artillery without "Art"_*

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And "ill", so what's your point?

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      @@poppers7317 ?????

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      The point is, it's an art which makes the opposing forces very ill, maybe? Too bad there's one less "e" and they will be very leery about how much you can feel ill about that art 😆

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@mamushiiakai7427 Ah I see, although, they aren't just going to be ill because the majority of the enemy isn't ill at all....they're dead...

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@erika002 the way they go... Is very ill indeed 😁 Or in another word, grotesque

  • @antoinelachapelle3405
    @antoinelachapelle3405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Some units in WW1 had to endure similar bombardments for **weeks** without stop. Something like 3-4000 shells a day, every day.
    I would dig in so deep I would become a feral mole-person

  • @yonimusf9669
    @yonimusf9669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    People always say German sounds angry and ugly and like it just doesn't, even angry it sounds beautiful to me.

    • @maddox0110
      @maddox0110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Depends. Northern Germans speak in cut off harsh words and sentances. Southern Germans are more elaborate and "gemütlich" spoken. But all are "ordnung muss sein". And please exclude Merkels import "neue deutsche". And I can only hope that october brings better beer...

    • @Fafawif
      @Fafawif 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ze Deutsche : Howbitze

    • @thomasroutt380
      @thomasroutt380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No one can deny… its an interesting language

    • @soundofeighthooves
      @soundofeighthooves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      this guy had a thick danish accent though

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@soundofeighthooves he didn't have an accent at all.

  • @obi-wankenobi6036
    @obi-wankenobi6036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    Denmark: Yo Prussia we decl-
    Prussia: Done
    Denmark: *wait W H A T*

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I think your joke is maybe too subtle for YT, but I found it funny.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ah yes, Danish-Prussian war speedrun, howitzer%.

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Romans when the hills start speaking Turkish:

    • @pixzar4180
      @pixzar4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      German howitzer seepdrun :-complete

    • @TheKatymama
      @TheKatymama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jamesburdian56 three roman legions when the Teutoberg forest starts speaking germanic in AD 9:

  • @nileshjena1710
    @nileshjena1710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    **france declares war on prussia**
    Otto von Bismarck: *Im about to ruin this guy’s whole career*

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Otto von Bismarck Had provoked Them and wanted and planed that war to unite the German states into one singel entity

    • @schabenlord2809
      @schabenlord2809 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@trdrudedude6099 Yes and he did it😂

    • @muhammadscott571
      @muhammadscott571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@trdrudedude6099 and he did

    • @marcusholloway685
      @marcusholloway685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@trdrudedude6099 He wanted to annex Alsace-Lorraine or Elsaß-Lothringen but the peaceful way

    • @marcusholloway685
      @marcusholloway685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@trdrudedude6099 Also the French actually declared war on Germany during the Franco-Prussian war, not Germany or the North German Confederation

  • @wakeful452
    @wakeful452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I may be Danish but mad respect to Prussia for melting my country so quick

    • @Arg0r
      @Arg0r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Welp if you imagine, that the Wehrmacht did it in 6 hours...

    • @sonofthebearking3335
      @sonofthebearking3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mad respect to the mad respect

    • @nicholasbarr1149
      @nicholasbarr1149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sounds like you got no fight

    • @formalist6096
      @formalist6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@Arg0r the Wehrmacht didn’t decimate any army. The surrender was the choice of the Danish government, who knew they didn’t stand a chance against Germany, so they surrendered and tried to comply with the Germans, leading to Denmark being the best treated dominion of the German reich.

    • @michaelper6914
      @michaelper6914 ปีที่แล้ว

      youre welcome

  • @l.b.2392
    @l.b.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2139

    "This will be one of the greatest battles in our history" - is the correct translation. Not massacres.
    You guessed it, I'm german.

    • @KC2761-d5x
      @KC2761-d5x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I'm not German and that kinda confused me too, I guess they just heard Schlacht and thought it means slaughter

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@KC2761-d5x 'schlachten' means to slaughter, conventionally used when killing an animal for food.
      It's very rarely used when talking about the killing of humans and if so, it implies a very barbaric, gruesome even sadistic way of doing so. Even then you'd rather say someone got 'massakriert'.
      'Die Schlacht' means 'The battle' and barely carries any heavy implications besides the fact of two or more armies battling with each other.
      Though, if it is clear that one side has no chance whatsoever due to any uneven odds, you could say that it is or was ein 'Gemetzel'.
      And last but not least, 'Geschnetzteltes', is a gravy based dish, tipically made of chicken or pork, which is cut in small slices.

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      While the battery officer in this scene seems to be convinced of their obvious superiority and force in artillery power, he considers the future 'Gemetzel' to come a glorious 'Schlacht'.

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Know who didn't consider it glorious? - - - You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

    • @hoisendeuser9156
      @hoisendeuser9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Habe bei der Übersetzung auch schmunzeln müssen.

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1621

    They really weren’t lying when they said “Der Krach an sich ist tödlich”

    • @_np7
      @_np7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      911 likes, no comments on that one... seems weird ...like there's a certain topic they dont want to talk about ....

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ja

    • @goliath5720
      @goliath5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JustANervousWreck what does the line mean?

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@goliath5720 “The sound is deadly.”

    • @adrianseanheidmann4559
      @adrianseanheidmann4559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JustANervousWreck yeah. "the sound on it's own is (already) deadly"

  • @kaiserchillhelm4457
    @kaiserchillhelm4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    Denmark: We have a nation with an own army
    Prussia: We have an army with an own nation

  • @theepicraptor7783
    @theepicraptor7783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Danish Entrenchment: we can hold out forever! Those Prussians will never beat us!
    Prussian howitzers: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T

  • @hachirokuae8657
    @hachirokuae8657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4071

    Literary every EU that shared borders with Germany:
    UK : thank God we are an island

    • @Zozo806
      @Zozo806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      look for Englandkanone or V3

    • @bangscutter
      @bangscutter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      UK from the 18th century onwards: To fight us, you've got to beat our navy first.

    • @fabovondestory
      @fabovondestory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Laughs in switzerland

    • @fabovondestory
      @fabovondestory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran yeah, no way the german could have 75% naval superiority

    • @venepallysushanth7848
      @venepallysushanth7848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @CruzZ and claiming all the credit afterwards.

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    this is the equivalent of getting hit by a nerf dart and firing back a 50 cal

    • @sonofthebearking3335
      @sonofthebearking3335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It is also *the way*

    • @nicholasverrelltjipta7267
      @nicholasverrelltjipta7267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like hit by nerf dart and firing back a 20mm anti tank gun

    • @cassiopeia3573
      @cassiopeia3573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you ever heard about 'temper, temper..' stories when USS Wisconsin (if i'm not mistaken) get hit by 120mm gun and then shot back with all Her 16" guns...

  • @troy4298
    @troy4298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.”

    • @chris-su8ns
      @chris-su8ns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Artillery knows neither friend nor foe, only targets.

    • @rookiedetective569
      @rookiedetective569 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "God fights on the side, with the best artillery."
      ~Napoleon

    • @connoissuer_of_class
      @connoissuer_of_class 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Submariners have the same feeling about boats.
      There are only submarines and targets.

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "We will win the war with our rifles!"
      Bold words for grid coordinates.

  • @kylepoor69234
    @kylepoor69234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Praise to this guy for hiring actors to make this masterpiece!

  • @theonlylauri
    @theonlylauri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    "Now witness the firepower of these fully armed and operational HAUBITZEN!"
    -Freiherr von Palpatine, Königlich Preußische Armee

  • @Arkticus
    @Arkticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    I'm sorry, but I always start uncontrollably laughing at around 01:22 when Goeber stuffs his ears and, with what I can only describe as the most perfect crazy German scientist face, triumphantly says "HAUBITZEN!" And then as the cherry on top, you add the Preussens Gloria earrape. Ahh. Perfection.

    • @santoslittlehelper06
      @santoslittlehelper06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Gloria really ties the whole clip together.

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You laugh, but show no remorse for the people that will die.

    • @Arkticus
      @Arkticus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ...wut?

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@noggy3133 Very deep, I too am a 6th grader that uses tiktok

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@noggy3133 oh yeah, all those people that died 200 years ago. man I miss them so much, I used to have such pleasant chats with them

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The Franco-Prussian war happened so fast that the map makers didn’t have time to make accurate maps

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      How about the Austro-Prussian War? Franz Joseph and his generals completely botched that campaign. No wonder it was so quick.

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That isn't the Franco

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is that one against Denmark

    • @azravalencia4577
      @azravalencia4577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Funny enough Prussians did have more accurate map of France than the French have. Lol

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@azravalencia4577 to be fair, most of the fabric was white.

  • @lZUNA7
    @lZUNA7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Whenever I hear the German language I get so excited I don't even know why. Glory to Prussia!

    • @bernardmcavoy1864
      @bernardmcavoy1864 ปีที่แล้ว

      You must have shit for brains.

    • @moonwatcher4047
      @moonwatcher4047 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same here, and I hardly understand any of it aside from a few words, phrases, and swears.

  • @chasmkek
    @chasmkek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5857

    Hans bring me my 1841-Zündnadelgewehr!

    • @kyleborboranmain8295
      @kyleborboranmain8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's that a gun or wot I searched it on Google can't find it

    • @gamingfox9845
      @gamingfox9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@kyleborboranmain8295 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun I think he's referring to this rifle

    • @kyleborboranmain8295
      @kyleborboranmain8295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gamingfox9845 thx

    • @outoforder1871
      @outoforder1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Danke herr Hans

    • @toxi101yt5
      @toxi101yt5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which is better chassepot or zudnadel?

  • @zonah1732
    @zonah1732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    As a german, you can notice that the actor of Goeben is not a native german speaker and if you listen closely you can hear his english accent.

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      That’s weird considering the actor is Czech

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@jb76489 I'm willing to believe he isn't a native German speaker, even if the accent was misplaced

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      NitroCharge 240 you don’t have to be willing to do any thing. We know he’s not a native German speaker. Because he is Czech. Not that complicated

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jb76489 Yeah but your initial comment came across like a backhanded comment about the legitimacy of OP's statement, that's more what I meant

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      NitroCharge 240 it was, because op original comment was ignorant and stupid

  • @thevisigoth5321
    @thevisigoth5321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    the girls playing dodgeball: Ugh, I broke another nail!
    die Jungs spielen Völkerball:

    • @rivepest6158
      @rivepest6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Wohl eher Völkerhaubitze ^^

    • @marijafrankovic1959
      @marijafrankovic1959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ja ja

    • @gunnisonclardy5387
      @gunnisonclardy5387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why does everyone use that MEME

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jungen*

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@maxpacey8444 Jungen is plural, so "Die" will be used.

  • @guido7095
    @guido7095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    0:47 is my absolute favorite shot, he looks so handsome with the sword and his jacket on his shoulder

  • @claytoncherry3192
    @claytoncherry3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    The artillery rounds actually got a +10 range bonus from the morale of the music.

  • @mansonfd7835
    @mansonfd7835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    Vikings: We are inevitable!
    Prussians: *gasp* nein

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes but at time of vikings germans are so bad english too, but french win, and go out english frenchbashing

    • @thatchinesegamer5858
      @thatchinesegamer5858 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      69

    • @BlazinPheonix32
      @BlazinPheonix32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatchinesegamer5858 nice

    • @adolphbismark4331
      @adolphbismark4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Vikings were a bunch of blonde gypsies that lost every single battle

    • @jucas2233
      @jucas2233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@adolphbismark4331 just the Swedes

  • @officialeuladegenerate4035
    @officialeuladegenerate4035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Danemark: i have an army
    Prussia: i have a state

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Robert E. Lee ϟϟ he was referring to Voltaire's quote:
      ,,While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a state"

    • @schnozberries98
      @schnozberries98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Prussia is not a nation with an army, but rather an army with a nation.”

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Denmark: I have an army.
      Prussia: We have a Bismarck.

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Estelle no, the line was from Bismarck, not from Voltaire.

    • @roosterbooster6238
      @roosterbooster6238 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweden we are laughing 😂

  • @chocolatefudge3207
    @chocolatefudge3207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not going to lie, when he said that the Prussians were going to mentally destroy the Dans and that the sound of the cannons are deadly was very true. Man, poor Dans got traumatised by the earraping sound of the Prussian glory.

  • @arlondarr
    @arlondarr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2425

    3 year old kids: look mommy a shooting star.
    The shooting star: 1:42

    • @Keile465
      @Keile465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Girls in dodgeball:i hate dodgeball
      Boys in dodgeball: 1:42

    • @yewmacham579
      @yewmacham579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      When god is busy so the prussians have to take over

    • @osiris_the_great6861
      @osiris_the_great6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No my child, that is the might of the Prussian army

    • @kimballscarr
      @kimballscarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oder... th-cam.com/video/fnNy81CfXt0/w-d-xo.html

    • @kimballscarr
      @kimballscarr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But the scene that really makes it the shell going off and blowing the guy running aways clothing off!

  • @davelastname8074
    @davelastname8074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    Prussia: declares war on the rest of the world.
    Rest of the world: Gues I'll die

    • @kgb4973
      @kgb4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Russia: That's a free real estate!

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Asia: *fighting amongst themselves* You said something?

    • @drakeevans8042
      @drakeevans8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Amarica I think I'll sit this one out you all have fun

    • @Cyricist001
      @Cyricist001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@kgb4973
      Russia lost the war against Prussia.

    • @kgb4973
      @kgb4973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Cyricist001 remember 7 year war, remember WW2. We were in Berlin twice.

  • @hypestar4156
    @hypestar4156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Prussia has changed their Diplomatic position: Declare war

    • @tanaymehta4529
      @tanaymehta4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Kingdom of Bavaria wants to send 3 Volunteer Divisions

    • @mathisj3873
      @mathisj3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@tanaymehta4529 Austria has ended the non-aggression pact.

    • @emp1804
      @emp1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      France surrenders!

    • @notoriousblt1038
      @notoriousblt1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Danes started it

    • @captainbackflash
      @captainbackflash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mathisj3873 ...and lost!

  • @GermanCountryballer
    @GermanCountryballer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Preußen: „Keine Fehler und nur Kopftreffer!“
    Prussia: “No Mistakes and Headshots only!“

  • @dominicewing8940
    @dominicewing8940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    When you play total war and you tell the enemy that the game rule is no Artillery, but little do they know the rule doesn't apply to you!

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Chilly T Having so few line companies would've actually hurt him as Prussia. Prussian line infantry gets a massive buff to reload time and morale. Using large amounts of cavalry and skirmishers would completely fuck him over, but if you don't have that, running to close range from the beginning would work too.

  • @dr.andersonsghost4315
    @dr.andersonsghost4315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    Danes be like, "Justice is on our side."
    Prussians be like, "Howitzers are on ours."

    • @StockyLikeStockings
      @StockyLikeStockings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Justice is on our side."
      Prussia: yeah, but we have howitzers

    • @panzerknackerpaul2061
      @panzerknackerpaul2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Justice was not on the danish side, that's why nobody helped them.

    • @Lvkan
      @Lvkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Robert N This is the battle of 1864. The danes lost.

    • @Lvkan
      @Lvkan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was writing about the Battle of dybbol. So I was not wrong at all.

    • @ekanshburhanpurkar1560
      @ekanshburhanpurkar1560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Robert N Mate dybbol is literally written in the title

  • @ZhengIsRight
    @ZhengIsRight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    There's a another mistake in the script, Goeben says "geriffelter Lauf" when referring to the rifled barrels of the howitzers, but in German the term is "gezogener Lauf".

    • @brent0935
      @brent0935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ZhengIsRight difference with old high German maybe?

    • @finn_shrug
      @finn_shrug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@brent0935 I don't think so. A "geriffelter Lauf" is when the barrel grooves on the outside to make it more stable if a barrel is very long for instance. But what he means is a "gezogener Lauf" aka the rifling of that barrel.

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@brent0935 I think "Goeben" is not a native German. Probably a Dane who speaks solid German? It sounds kind of strange, and there are a few pronounciation mistakes.

    • @ancientpear6780
      @ancientpear6780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@brent0935 old high german was spoken over a thousand years ago.
      These guys would have been speaking high prussian, which is a language/dialect of central german, more specifically eastern central german.

    • @IsntTheInternetGreat
      @IsntTheInternetGreat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What did you just call my mom

  • @TezKingboom
    @TezKingboom หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Prussian Government official "we do not believe your loss of hearing
    is service related"

  • @muhammadruzaini754
    @muhammadruzaini754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    "The noise that the howitzers made is deadly, but the sound of Preussens Gloria is even deadlier"

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The latter is premature, though, the march hadn't been composed at the time.

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    You know it’s about to get real when the Prussians bust out the mega map

  • @sonanhnguyen2589
    @sonanhnguyen2589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    Napoleon be like:
    -that’s gotta be the greatest cannons I've ever see

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So it would seem.

    • @nothinghere200
      @nothinghere200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Krupp cannon is like the greatest prussian cannon

    • @Barrystue
      @Barrystue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The ratte pulls up and starts blasting

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dieu est du côté qui a la plus grosse artillerie

    • @nicholasverrelltjipta7267
      @nicholasverrelltjipta7267 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Barrystue **laughs in schwerer gustav**

  • @Highly-grounded
    @Highly-grounded หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The power of pointy helmet is immense

  • @Kira-no666
    @Kira-no666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Where some states have an army, Prussian Army has a state" Voltaire

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      love grate nations of europe and prussian are of there !

  • @dominic520
    @dominic520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    This is Victoria 2 when you play as Prussia

    • @Ayeshteni
      @Ayeshteni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is Victoria 1 when you play Prussia. Or when you play Denmark for that matter.... Best play as Prussia.

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When you play as Prussia in European war 6: 1914

    • @Legend-zg6hb
      @Legend-zg6hb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jocelynn Dotson omg I love that game

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ARTILLERY WORLD MARKET DOMINATION*

  • @visegradi
    @visegradi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1099

    That man's face screams "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

    • @avongard1356
      @avongard1356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      BRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAA!

    • @nightstar4330
      @nightstar4330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!

    • @JOJO-ig2jw
      @JOJO-ig2jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Is that a JoJo's reference 😂😂😂

    • @mwanikimwaniki6801
      @mwanikimwaniki6801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JOJO-ig2jw Yeeees yes yess

    • @JOJO-ig2jw
      @JOJO-ig2jw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@mwanikimwaniki6801 a man of culture I see>:)

  • @togimiko
    @togimiko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    danmark: exists
    random prussian: and i took that personal

  • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
    @havokvladimirovichstalinov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Denmark: We will conquer all in our way
    Prussian Artillery: Allow me to sing you the song of my people

  • @marcelosilva8021
    @marcelosilva8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    The combination of Bismarck and Moltke is just unrivaled in the last 300 years.

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Fun fact: The Battle of Dybbøl as is shown here took place in 1864. The song in the video, Preußens Gloria, would be composed 7 years after this battle to honor the Prussian victory over France. The same composer, Johann Gottfried Piefke, dedicated a song to the battle of Dybbøl which is known as the Düppeler Schanzen-Marsch

    • @killerkiller2551
      @killerkiller2551 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In the Original there is no song. Its just the sound of the Haubitzen

  • @swisiaa
    @swisiaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Played this with full volume when the Howitzers fired with headphones, sound amazing.

  • @long_chin_man
    @long_chin_man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1372

    germans literally at any time before 1945: a glorious death will permit us to enter heaven. we will drive the enemy into extinction
    germans after 1945: mmmm würst

    • @Hellboy2922
      @Hellboy2922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Wurst* ;D

    • @khansolo4083
      @khansolo4083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      @ Sounds like youre taking a meme comment more seriously than you need to

    • @NobleS1236
      @NobleS1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's more like Germans from 1933 to 1945.

    • @sushimuncher282
      @sushimuncher282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      We live in one of the darkest timeline smh.

    • @jeremygerlach5488
      @jeremygerlach5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@khansolo4083gaslighting

  • @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB
    @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Dannish: It'll be fine! Nothing bad would happen!
    Prussians: **Brings out Howizers** IT BOOM BOOM TIME 👌

    • @5-Coin_Konstellation
      @5-Coin_Konstellation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ricko: BOOM?
      Skipper: Yes Ricko. Boom

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ja... 💥

    • @kaustubhlunawat7827
      @kaustubhlunawat7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      H A U B I T Z E N

    • @nicolesmrekar2046
      @nicolesmrekar2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denmark won the battle.

    • @someguy9293
      @someguy9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Europeans: NO NO NO! Artillery is supposed, to be in supporting role only!
      Napoleon, and Bismark: Hahaha Artillery goes *BOOM BOOM*

  • @noahf8752
    @noahf8752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    When the Death Korps arrive to Vraks:

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If they charged from the trench while under artillery bombardment to the enemy's then they're proper Death Korps of Krieg 🤔 For now, I'll agree if they're new recruits getting into first day of training in Krieg

    • @random40kfan57
      @random40kfan57 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Finally a warhammer 40k guy

    • @briantyler6028
      @briantyler6028 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lutzow's Freikorps

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one dieing... Thats not Kreig.

  • @MrEddieLomax
    @MrEddieLomax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I just love the sheer enthusiasm shown by the Prussian artillery officer Goeben, its infectious!

    • @lottivonhesse9382
      @lottivonhesse9382 ปีที่แล้ว

      No doubt - the Prussian Germans gave the Germans their military traditions, and style! Prussia still LIVES on in my heart!

  • @tagejaredreiersl8370
    @tagejaredreiersl8370 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1994

    Rip denmark

    • @lukavidovic4033
      @lukavidovic4033  6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Tage Jared Reiersøl ;) hallo mein lieber freund

    • @u.c.r.founder7876
      @u.c.r.founder7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The danes won at dybbøl

    • @aiman_oofed8186
      @aiman_oofed8186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@u.c.r.founder7876 wrong answer boi

    • @u.c.r.founder7876
      @u.c.r.founder7876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@aiman_oofed8186 right answer, boi. Just search it.

    • @aiman_oofed8186
      @aiman_oofed8186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@u.c.r.founder7876 learn history boi

  • @basementkidd6818
    @basementkidd6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    This is why you annex the teutonic order completely instead of making It your Puppet when playing Poland in EU4. At that only moment *The beast can be contained*

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thats wy you convert to prussian and protestant when playing poland!

    • @basementkidd6818
      @basementkidd6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mariusz pawlowski
      Bro, I myself am Polish and not as triggered as you are right now.
      Its just a joke.

  • @ZandWheet
    @ZandWheet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    As a Dane.... this Feelsbadman RIP

    • @texasball1552
      @texasball1552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Haha get and got fucked

    • @soytube1151
      @soytube1151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Challenging Prussia to war was a Pepga move OmegaLUL

    • @wildgrunt8489
      @wildgrunt8489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SHUT UP YOU DONT EXIST

    • @bekluwe
      @bekluwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Denmark surrenders to Germany in 6 hours in 1940.

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@bekluwe Denmark was in a bad position and they have the perfect ground for armoured vehicles and I think they barely even have tanks to give our National Socialist ancestors a middle finger

  • @HeheHihi-t8v
    @HeheHihi-t8v 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    When the French kid tries to steal your Alsace Lorraine pencil:

  • @allenchilders3049
    @allenchilders3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Prussia was hatched from a cannonball. It is important to remember that it was two Prussian officers that whipped a nearly defeated American Army into shape during the American Revolutinary War. It was Von Steuben and that other officer.

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats correct.

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They were born from a polish cannonball..

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@animationpartisan1983 ?

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@peterlustig6888 I think he's talking about the Duchy of Prussia, which was a puppet of Poland

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@charliethenecromancer4422 It wasnt. It was a military alliance against the teutonic order. They had their own laws, own government and kept speeking german.

  • @Julius-rl6gp
    @Julius-rl6gp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The moment when you are german and dont have to read thesubtitles

    • @Schnitzel_23
      @Schnitzel_23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ja Genau..die übersetzung ist schrecklich

    • @jonas737
      @jonas737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Überlegenheit*

    • @KirbyMD3342
      @KirbyMD3342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jonas737 👌

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Schnitzel_23 Schlacht mit "massacre" zu übersetzen ist schon frech. Und was zum Teufel sind "geriffelte Feldkanonen"? Wenn, dann sind das gezogene Kanonen.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I half understood (learning german)

  • @chlillis
    @chlillis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Me: 'I'll have a drink tonight but I'm not going to start a war with Prussia'
    15 beers later:

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *cuts to Prussian officers strategizing right before the battle of dybbol*

  • @CaptainM792
    @CaptainM792 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “How cute, he’s playing with his toy soldiers.”
    What I saw as a kid: 0:06

  • @simula152
    @simula152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    After that, Denmark never went out of his house again.

    • @sashayt8932
      @sashayt8932 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well yes but because of that the neighbors had decided to come visit his house......
      (German invasion of Denmark in 1940)

    • @somerandomdudesayshi
      @somerandomdudesayshi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sashayt8932 what invasion? All i know is that we got that house for free after 6 or 7 hours

    • @formalist6096
      @formalist6096 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@somerandomdudesayshi if that’s all you know, then you shouldn’t be commenting shit.

  • @remotecontrolfernbedienung9410
    @remotecontrolfernbedienung9410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Denmark: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!?*

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No no no why do i hear Prussian music

    • @tra-viskaiser8737
      @tra-viskaiser8737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aww... shit... the music changed.... take cover!

    • @wolfjack6611
      @wolfjack6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      System : *Prussia has joined the battle*
      Denmark : TAKE COVER

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Denmark: this will be mighty craic, kicking the shit out of the Prussian boys
    Prussia: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @flyboymb
    @flyboymb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Can we just stop and appreciate the amount of skilled labor that would have had to go into that map in the age before such things could be easily produced?
    Some guy likely hand drew this from a much smaller map just so it could be rolled out and walked over by three officers for a briefing.

    • @kiki_yagelovskaya
      @kiki_yagelovskaya ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this wouldn't have been an unusual order for a German of the time.

    • @arizona1287
      @arizona1287 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kiki_yagelovskaya ?

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is no less the case, but by then en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacquard_machine was operational

  • @juanmanuelzardainbuganza8889
    @juanmanuelzardainbuganza8889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Men the uniforms, people really used to know how to dress for war back in the day 👌🏻👍🏻

    • @billygoodmeme7635
      @billygoodmeme7635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ah. A fellow Spaniard

    • @grogery1570
      @grogery1570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I have lost count of the number of women who have told me how hot men look in WWII German uniforms, then I had a girlfriend who grew up in East Germany, she was turned on by Russian uniforms!

    • @isaiahvillarreal4512
      @isaiahvillarreal4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@grogery1570 that’s because they were designed by HUGO BOSS. He was inspired by the Motorcycle Cops here in America during one of his visits.

    • @thomaslombard8058
      @thomaslombard8058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@isaiahvillarreal4512 Boss never designed anything of theirs. He and his company did all the manufacturing but all designs came from the Nazis themselves :)

    • @Poglavnik088
      @Poglavnik088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly Croat and Germans always had the best uniforms than turns anyone on

  • @ezucra
    @ezucra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Soviet’s strat was so good
    1st plan: “bruh wtf, fine lets fight”
    Back-up plan: “snow is fucking snowier”

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soviet strategy essentially amounted to, "Throw people at it until it dies".

    • @ernstschloss8794
      @ernstschloss8794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Psyrus88 you know nothing about Soviet strategy at all, nor Prussian one it seems ( for numerical superiority due to conscript mobilization was the way Prussia won it's wars). Leave Call of Duty aside and grab a book.

  • @frankvc5899
    @frankvc5899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Stroheim grandpa was there, and I’m pretty sure he said: PRUSSSIAN ENGENEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @analkanal806
      @analkanal806 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he on the Prussian or Danish side?

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@analkanal806 I'm pretty sure he was on the Prussian side

  • @dorisnicholson9091
    @dorisnicholson9091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    A german leader will always make his men feel like supermen

  • @kakakiri2601
    @kakakiri2601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    why every time I hear German language I always get excited

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@freckleheckler6311 Amen to that, someday (I hope soon) Germany will be restored to its former glory and the germans will be once again at the top of the world.

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 If you call "little game" the glorification of a nation not doubt you are a fool, and if Germany is reduced to nothing, well, another legend of one more reich is better than have no glory. Present or past.

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 Nop I dont care.

    • @tfdnleaderk2290
      @tfdnleaderk2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Reck Fredreck Germans are NO RACE! Keep cool! Beeing german is a choice of lifestyle ;).

    • @tfdnleaderk2290
      @tfdnleaderk2290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 Iam a german fellow, whats your problem silly boy? Do you think you are more worthy then anyone else? Let GOD choose "worthy" people, it is not your problem and not a problem of countrys...

  • @joshuatorres1305
    @joshuatorres1305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I remember seeing a western where a man gets off a train, he was a Danish immigrant, and somebody knew he was a soldier, asked him “who won you or the Germans” in my mind I was saying
    “If he won the war he wouldn’t be in America”

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh damn that's kinda hilarious 🤣

    • @alessiodecarolis
      @alessiodecarolis ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perhaps was The Salvation? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_(film)

  • @UpstateGardening
    @UpstateGardening 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *Prussians hear 1812 Overture*
    “That’s cultural appropriation”

  • @GetJhinxed
    @GetJhinxed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    there is nothing more brutal and funny to us than a massive artillery attack
    -Prussia

  • @BettercallSaul2005
    @BettercallSaul2005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Denmark 80 years later : why I do hear a boss music .... wait I know this .... oh I am screwed

    • @nicolesmrekar2046
      @nicolesmrekar2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, they won this battle, you mean Prussia

  • @fritz2622
    @fritz2622 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    When you go down superior firepower as the German Empire:

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Friss deutschen Stahl

    • @tanaymehta4529
      @tanaymehta4529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mobile warfare is nice too if you have enough horse drawn carriages

    • @rivepest6158
      @rivepest6158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tanaymehta4529 But superior firepower is actually superior

  • @franciscojosecanogarcia6479
    @franciscojosecanogarcia6479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    1:27 Imagine that those GUNS are shooting your city, well, we better no challenge the Prussians

    • @francehasbeenthemostimport9558
      @francehasbeenthemostimport9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      1806?

    • @neinnein9306
      @neinnein9306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he meant a strong Prussian, not that weak and lame one from 1806 :)

    • @thetruth3405
      @thetruth3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@francehasbeenthemostimport9558 you mean 1940

    • @francehasbeenthemostimport9558
      @francehasbeenthemostimport9558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The truth I Meant 1918 my mistake

    • @bekluwe
      @bekluwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      France has been the most important power post-Rome
      Did you forget that France had help from the Confederation of the Rhine since in 1806. Bavaria, Baden and Württemberg were allied with France before that. And did you forget 1814, 1815 and 1870. And in 1918 no enemy was on German ground. Germans on the other hands stood a few kilometers away from Paris. You’re name is false too. France wasn’t the most important power after Rome. Under Constantin the Great the Roman Empire was ruled from the city of Trier which is in Germany. And no, Trier wasn’t founded by the Romans. It was founded in 2050 BC by the king who also founded Nineveh. So 1300 years before Rome was founded. Germany and its former forms were the dominant power in Europe for ca. 1160 years. France for ca. 500 years (Germany and France share 300 years - Frankish Kingdom) Frankish Kingdom 511 - 843, Holy Roman Empire 962 - 1648, German Empire 1871 - today (except 1923). France: Frankish Kingdom 511 - 843, Kingdom of France 1648 - 1815. Germany even have around the same amount of battles won like France. You must count the the battles like this: Germanic tribes, Frankish Kingdom, East Frankish Kingdom, Holy Roman Empire, Confederation of the Rhine and Prussia and Austria, German Confederation, North German Confederation, German Empire, Weimar Republic, Third Reich, East and West Germany and modern day Germany. Total: 1100 or more battles won.

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Learned that one of my great great great grandpas fought in this war for Prussia while the others were fighting for the Union in the American Civil War.

  • @gamble185
    @gamble185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    When you are german and understand their language, the subtitles are suddenly annoying xD

    • @Schnitzel_23
      @Schnitzel_23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ja lol..die übersetzung ist schrecklich...

    • @rifqitaqiuddin
      @rifqitaqiuddin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was just thinking that exact same thing.

    • @Memphismastermind
      @Memphismastermind 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw someone else mention it, but they said German wasn't their native language so I'll ask you: is it completely inaccurate or is the difference more tone and such?

    • @neph9205
      @neph9205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Memphismastermind They took some liberty in tense and syntax but thats hard to come by and (in my opinion) there are better synonymes - I for example would've translated "heftigste Schlacht" to "fiercest battle". They went with Schlacht = Slaughter (of people) instead of "battle" which isn't necessarily wrong but a bit of an exaggeration (in my opinion)

    • @YouNeedATeacher
      @YouNeedATeacher 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf it's almost completely accurate.

  • @someguy9293
    @someguy9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Denmark: Prussia sucks, and will never become great.
    Prussia: *Now you have officially crossed the line buddy.*

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea They have choosen a Bad time

  • @ThunderDv3
    @ThunderDv3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Even when I am from Asia I love German history and admire Prussia!

    • @LeonidVasily
      @LeonidVasily 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      same too

    • @Ashiyu._
      @Ashiyu._ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @kaiserfloppaiii5214
      @kaiserfloppaiii5214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      your not from asia, your from prussia that doesn't speak German

    • @nikolaosaggelhdis787
      @nikolaosaggelhdis787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BUT YOUR NAME IS ODYSSEUS AND YOU LOVE ITHAKA....AND PRUSSIA LOVE.... SPARTA

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aye, I share the sentiment. Prost.