***** Exactly. Especially since an edible egg (by western standards) is not fertilized. If it would ever become a chicken, you'd be eating actual embryos... In China one might say yummy but I'd rather have my eggs unfertilized.
Mike Hunt We already have Larry Kosilla doing that and he's got 50 videos out there. Go watch his videos, I want to know how to make poached eggs dammit!
+Mike Hunt Many auto detailers use natural lambswool to wash cars. James will most likely use some ultra soft Egyptian cotton, fluffed up non woven silk, etc. to wash his beloved Fiat Panda.
minimilla Except get a better microphone, which will immediately fix it. It's odd that the camera looks so sharp but the audio isn't. But a decent microphone is probably $60 or even less
I always thought those blithering idiots audiences were comprised of 13 year old girls who claim that watching an idiot scream at a game for 15 minutes prevented them from committing suicide or some other attention whoring shit like that. 😂😂
I love how May doesn't need fancy editing or fire and explosions... Just a video of himself cooking eggs is enough entertainment for a whole evening xD
I just discovered this channel, and I'm thrilled down to my socks. It wouldn't be going too far to say I'm a fan. With the unfortunate absence of fresh 'Top Gear' episodes, TH-cam could prove to be a valuable resource for getting our fix of you and the other two idiots. KBO!
I MADE THIS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY AND IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! The yoke separated itself from the white, I accidentally cut the yoke when I pulled it from the water and most of it poured out, the toast was cold because I made it too early and I put too much salt on it. FOR FUCK'S SAKE JAMES, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED, WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING!
Must laugh when Hammond's eggs aren't right he torches an orphanage but when clarkson doesn't get steak he punches a producer see their both as bad as each other.
I quite like your unemployments acivities and just nicked that recipe for carbonara. I think it's really a great gift that you're using a besster camera this time, since the bad resolution spoiled the other videos before. All the best from Germany, Nicolas
And you went ahead and bought a posh camera, very good! Nice to see you in cooking videos not just in cars. But you still need a microphone crew or something.
Eggcellent - i totally love the result of your poached eggs and slightly burnt toast. Congratulations. I hope to see you on Top Chef or Chopped or other Food Channel or Cooking Channel network.
We need an episode where you direct Clarkson how to cook something.
Draegast Clarkson have cooked lobster with Gordon Ramsay you know...
Draegast He would get angry once he finds out you cannot use a hammer
Or the kitchen will burn down as Clarkson screams "power!" With the gas knob.
Isaac Noah Enriquez Or "I am the God of Hellfire!"
Draegast CLARKKKKSOOOOONNNNN you utter pillock
Every chicken is slightly different, deep May.
Draegast lol, hi Draegast ;D
Wassup drægas mah bitch ass niggah! Only kidding cuh
"Every time you eat an egg, you deny somebody the chance to have a roast chicken" Mind blown.
Unless it's dinosaur eggs.
This is weirdly my favourite channel on TH-cam. Good Job May
Oracle789 Videos being so rare and come out randomly with no schedule from a guy we all like, makes every video just a bit more of a event.
Oracle789 TesseracT
1:07 - words of wisdom right there.
***** I can't live without my roast chicken.
***** Exactly. Especially since an edible egg (by western standards) is not fertilized. If it would ever become a chicken, you'd be eating actual embryos... In China one might say yummy but I'd rather have my eggs unfertilized.
You should make a video about how to properly organise a shed
olli449 10 hours of James in a shed. I would watch that. oh yes, I would.
olli449 Jezza would just blow it up, as always
Yeah then drop James' second piano on the blown up shed.. 😗
I would totally watch that!
James, make a video about how to properly wash a car.
Mike Hunt We already have Larry Kosilla doing that and he's got 50 videos out there. Go watch his videos, I want to know how to make poached eggs dammit!
Mike Hunt If he does wash a car he should wash a Dacia Sandero.
No.. I'd say every best car in the world xD!
+Mike Hunt Many auto detailers use natural lambswool to wash cars. James will most likely use some ultra soft Egyptian cotton, fluffed up non woven silk, etc. to wash his beloved Fiat Panda.
"I've actually seen him torch an orphanage because his poached eggs weren't quite right." BEST PART
I would pay to see James May talking about paint drying.
haha the hammond /clarkson reference is great
This is why competition is good. The hamster makes a high quality video and May's next video gets better quality.
HD?! What is this magic...?
AuroraWhispers And a good camera angle too? What've you done with May!?
AuroraWhispers Yes, great visuals! Too bad the audio still sounds like a potato
StalePhish very little you can do about that though
minimilla Except get a better microphone, which will immediately fix it. It's odd that the camera looks so sharp but the audio isn't. But a decent microphone is probably $60 or even less
StalePhish But where would he place it?
Professionality at its finest. No "umms", no long pauses, just raw video. My favourite youtuber!
The part where you mentioned Richard torching an orphanage cracked me up, haha! Keep up the great videos, James. Love the cooking stuff. :)
This guy will one day be famous, I can see this channel becoming the next PewDiePie
I agree, brother
Kim Jong Un as long as it doesn't appeal to the same age level, 12 years old and below!
I always thought those blithering idiots audiences were comprised of 13 year old girls who claim that watching an idiot scream at a game for 15 minutes prevented them from committing suicide or some other attention whoring shit like that. 😂😂
Kim Jong Un You do realize he is already famous right?
Kim Jong Un Indeed!
Omg he acts the same way about a new supercar as he does about cooking eggs haha
I love how May doesn't need fancy editing or fire and explosions... Just a video of himself cooking eggs is enough entertainment for a whole evening xD
Finally! More of this amazing series (don't ever stop)
We should cook together someday, James.
NEW CAMERA!! YES!!!
TheAymanhawk23 just cleaned the lens ;)
TheAymanhawk23 Borrowed from Richard, probably. That's another reason as why he didn't got invited in this.
TheAymanhawk23 He bought an ipad.
***** No, he's had the iPad, he bought a tripod. If you watched the earlier videos you would know that, slacker.
TheAymanhawk23 Probably not a new camera, most likely just a stand or tripod.
Upgraded camera is much appreciated.
Hi James. Iam glad to hear and see you again. Thank u for your time in making these videos for us all! Again so glad to see you.
This videos relax me a lot, his voice it is so peaceful.
woopwoop he got a better camera
"Every time you eat an egg, you're denying somebody somewhere a roast chicken"
I will remember this line forever
Thanks youtube for recommending this in December 2019 😆
The eggs we eat are unfertilised eggs - a waste product. They were never going to be chickens.
The video quality is better than before. It's nice to look at. Keep up the good work!
I love how James makes even the most simple of subjects interesting.
ahhh finally, you had me scared thinking you wernt coming back !! Hope you doing alight. Loving the videos !
This guy is just amazing, in fact the whole top gear trio. Very funny!
Thank you for upgrading the potato you used to film with. Also I find the lack of tea shocking!!
May, these are hilarious and informative! Keep them coming!:)
I see you've upgraded your camera James, much cleaner video now.
I will keep watching these as long as you keep making them! Good stuff.
A HD camera thought this day would never happen...
Having been a TV presenter he has gained the right skills for this to be ridiculously, ridiculously entertaining and plain flawless!!!!
I love these videos. :)
James, have you cleaned and brightened up your kitchen!!!
James should get Richard to be the camera man. The videos on his channel looks brilliant.
Love your vids and channel May!
James May in a hoodie, glorious
"...Liberal Democrat brown bread haha..."
Cheers James I love the in depth tutorial for egg on toast can't find one anywhere.
Love the hint of Clarkson well done captain slow. Bring all 3 on here that would be amazing to watch
This is quite an improvement! They've all been great, but still.
I'm so glad I found this channel :)))
simply poetic.
Finally, a decent camera! Best channel in TH-cam!
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING. God damn, I must be dull
Loving the Lancaster Uni hoodie!!!
James, the world doesn't need any more celebrity chefs!
I love these vids.
I just discovered this channel, and I'm thrilled down to my socks. It wouldn't be going too far to say I'm a fan. With the unfortunate absence of fresh 'Top Gear' episodes, TH-cam could prove to be a valuable resource for getting our fix of you and the other two idiots. KBO!
I was waiting for him to say "He once got so angry he punched a producer in the face"
My god James May in HD!
Some say James uses this to train his presenting skills
"I've seen him torch an orphanage." My sides
Enjoying the new camera, would love to see more videos!
Love the hoodie mate.
train set James, we need the train set!!!!
Finally, a new episode!
Simply brilliant
better quality ,you're making progress :D
I guess torching an orphanage is a bit worse than slapping a producer!
I MADE THIS FOR BREAKFAST TODAY AND IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! The yoke separated itself from the white, I accidentally cut the yoke when I pulled it from the water and most of it poured out, the toast was cold because I made it too early and I put too much salt on it. FOR FUCK'S SAKE JAMES, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED, WHERE WERE YOU THIS MORNING!
MAY!! Finally better quality, keep up.
James can make the TH-cam video like a TV news channel
Must laugh when Hammond's eggs aren't right he torches an orphanage but when clarkson doesn't get steak he punches a producer see their both as bad as each other.
I'm way too excited than I should be for seeing this in my sub box. xD
LOL, Jezza punches someone over cold cuts and gets fired, Hammond torches an orphanage over poached eggs and no one blinks an eye...
Quality is impeccable. I never got poached eggs right either
i love you, man.
who else just loves how funny he can be while being boring
Waiting for part 2 :D hopefully you bring in Richard and Jeremy in one of these videos
I quite like your unemployments acivities and just nicked that recipe for carbonara.
I think it's really a great gift that you're using a besster camera this time, since the bad resolution spoiled the other videos before.
All the best from Germany,
Nicolas
So finally James invested in a good camera :D GG
Every time you eat an egg, take a moment to remember that somewhere, you have denied somebody a roast chicken.......
I died from laughter!!!
"torched an orphanage" I'm in tears, what a legend this man is
New camera! Great! But make it louder, please! :)
Still... the best unemployment tube of all history of tubes and unemployment.
How to cook like a bloody idiot now in HD!!! Hehe, I still love this channel, and it is honestly the only cooking one I watch...
hammond just eats burgers and hot-dogs from burger vans on the A31
And you went ahead and bought a posh camera, very good! Nice to see you in cooking videos not just in cars.
But you still need a microphone crew or something.
HD is lovely.
More cooking videos please James!
I KNEW, I just KNEW that he owned a early 2000s SMEG gas range....!!!
+1 on the video up grade. Thanks Mr. May.
Stepping up the camera game James!!
Great camera upgrade! Keep it up
Oh the HD, the glorious HD.
Yummy! Cannot wait for the end result there!
I love you man.
Great video James
James May as awesome cookery presenter! Poached Eggs on toast, Part One!
LMFAO, that was so troll at the end
I expected to hear him say that eggs come from cows XD
Mr May, eggs for consumption were never fertilised, so were never destined to become roast chicken.
glad to see that the camera is no longer a potato
Eggcellent - i totally love the result of your poached eggs and slightly burnt toast. Congratulations. I hope to see you on Top Chef or Chopped or other Food Channel or Cooking Channel network.
Much better picture than the earlier videos. Nice, May.
May has got a new cam. well done.