Gordon makes Lobster and Aioli with Jeremy Clarkson - The F Word

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  • Gordon Ramsay shows Jeremy Clarkson how to make aioli to go with lobster. .
    #TheFWord #GordonRamsay #Food #Cooking .

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  • @giveitarub7215
    @giveitarub7215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6095

    "And did you want the egg separated from the shell as well?"
    Classic Clarkson

    • @jrsharker23
      @jrsharker23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      I was waiting for Gordon to yell "CLARKSOOOOOOOON!"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Haha

    • @meshuge
      @meshuge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      "And on that bombshell, it's time to end"

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was hoping to beat the egg with a hammer

    • @BrightSpark
      @BrightSpark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I NEVER TOOK THAT OUT!"

  • @ericcartman8694
    @ericcartman8694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9240

    Probably the first time Gordon hasn’t dominated the room.

    • @rynierlock8091
      @rynierlock8091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      🤣true

    • @BiggusNickus
      @BiggusNickus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      I mean Gordon Ramsay is already quite tall, so Jeremy must be a giant.

    • @youwot2430
      @youwot2430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Nick clarkson is 6 foot 5 i believe

    • @Netcode-
      @Netcode- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@youwot2430 my stepdad who is barely 5ft 5 (bless him lmao) met Clarkson in a pub down in London a few years ago. He said to me that Clarkson's belt on his jeans was practically head level to my stepdads face lmfao.

    • @happyface96
      @happyface96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Clarkson is 196cm, taller than Van Dijk. Ramsay is 188cm which is taller thsn Ronaldo.

  • @ivanvonmayer1
    @ivanvonmayer1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4170

    The look on Jeremy’s face when he realised he’d been eating shit for years 😂

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Game Things he’s full of shit

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😆

    • @dan-5678
      @dan-5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And of course Gordon Ramsay's reaction I guess you could call a... Shit eating grin

    • @kavinsp
      @kavinsp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sometimes his genius doesn't work

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's full of shit and a known fascist.

  • @centrix2274
    @centrix2274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6539

    ''This instantly kills them''
    *proceeds to cut lobsters head in half*

    • @invictuscrown4026
      @invictuscrown4026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      That scared me

    • @skoll_2024
      @skoll_2024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It’ll do it.

    • @muazqamar
      @muazqamar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Hence the instant death

    • @alghoulaj7172
      @alghoulaj7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +603

      More humane than throwing it into the boiling water. Much less agonizing. Killing any animal should be either for self-defense, or for food. And the humane way to kill is as fast and as painless as possible. I mean, cruelty toward animals is... Just distasteful.

    • @alghoulaj7172
      @alghoulaj7172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@invictuscrown4026 You shouldn't be. It beats boiling it alive any time. Gordon kill it the right way : Humanely.

  • @benjimanfranco463
    @benjimanfranco463 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19197

    I feel like Jeremy is the one person Gordon is scared of 😂

    • @JKA-vj9mh
      @JKA-vj9mh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Benjiman Franco lol

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

      And vice versa.

    • @noyam9232
      @noyam9232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Lol that was I was thinking 😂

    • @gongzejeffreyzhao4454
      @gongzejeffreyzhao4454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      There you go, 666 likes now. lol

    • @miroso6625
      @miroso6625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +865

      it's not fear, that's called respect my friend. Master of entertainment, Jeremy Clarkson.

  • @BillyBob-vk8du
    @BillyBob-vk8du 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5768

    "Rooney?"
    "...We don't have a chicken that stupid."
    Classic Hilarious Line.

    • @TheGingerPaint
      @TheGingerPaint 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Billy Bob I know right, best moment of the vid

    • @gameking4984
      @gameking4984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Billy Bob
      Classic clarkson

    • @xvenomxreap3rx
      @xvenomxreap3rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was drinking my cola when he said that.. I had it come back out through my nose 😂

    • @mattsmith87
      @mattsmith87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Except that as a footballer, Rooney was world class and as a journalist Clarkeson is the equivalent of Sunday Pub League.

    • @RevJamesCostello
      @RevJamesCostello 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I know it’s popular to mock Rooney as dim, but I always found he comes across as quite intelligent.

  • @termitorules
    @termitorules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9933

    why the hell does these two not have a cooking show on tv... i mean dammit it would be funny as hell

    • @T0BBi94
      @T0BBi94 9 ปีที่แล้ว +727

      I bet Jeremy whould be screaming "Thats stuupiid!" and turn up all the stoves yelling "Poooower!"

    • @Megadriver
      @Megadriver 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      T0BBi94 I'd pay to watch that XD

    • @andaisofly
      @andaisofly 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      termitorules now that he's off top gear they should totally do it! i'd watch. my two favorite people in the world in one show

    • @heywatchme101
      @heywatchme101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      termitorules now that Clarkson is fired why not
      Gordon can hire him as a chef

    • @somebody5332
      @somebody5332 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AxeFire They're gonna get a new show within a few weeks according to Clarkson

  • @mickeymanson5681
    @mickeymanson5681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5566

    Gordon kills the lobster:
    Jeremy: Oh No!
    Anyway...

    • @carter2007
      @carter2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      So does that mean he’s not coming on then?

    • @p.f.886
      @p.f.886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@carter2007 well James, he got a knife through his head and then got tossed into hot boiling water to slowly cook alive. So it's no, he's not coming on.

    • @ryanmccaffery9027
      @ryanmccaffery9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Dacia Sandero is back...

    • @BManYT22
      @BManYT22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ryanmccaffery9027 GREAT
      Now I found a puddle

    • @ryanmccaffery9027
      @ryanmccaffery9027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BManYT22 I've got a new picture!! Great, moving on

  • @Rocket-qg5jw
    @Rocket-qg5jw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    Jeremy is the only person who can mock Gordon Ramsay and make him laugh about it 😂

    • @schlobster3929
      @schlobster3929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *Ricky Gervais

    • @arjenh7214
      @arjenh7214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      "You disappoint me, Ramsay" - James May

    • @amberanime
      @amberanime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@arjenh7214 There is just something about the top gear crew that would allow them to get away with shit you would not let others get away with.

    • @MexxProtect
      @MexxProtect ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Marco pierre white on the other hand is the only one to mock Gordon and make him cry

    • @foodreviewswithfinners
      @foodreviewswithfinners ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MexxProtecthe didnt make gordon cry , it was gordons choice to cry

  • @zeroelevens4957
    @zeroelevens4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    I love the contrast between Gordon with kids and Gordon with adults

    • @bottleofshime
      @bottleofshime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You should see the shows.

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, goes to show that Gordon's actually a pretty nice guy at heart

    • @RenegadeShepTheSpacer
      @RenegadeShepTheSpacer ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gordon is usually great with adults as well. Look at how he interacts with restaurant staff in Kitchen Nightmares and the chefs in Hell's Kitchen outside of dinner service. He's a great guy. He's just very intense during service because he cares about customers and standards. It's his reputation on the line, after all.

    • @EvLSpectre
      @EvLSpectre ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@RenegadeShepTheSpacerYepp. It's just the American editing. On his guest appearances he's always been very helpful and trying to guide but not always directly telling what the cooks and chefs in training and early career to do.

    • @turtlboi2217
      @turtlboi2217 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes only really “mean” in kitchen nightmares and hells kitchen when he gets into screaming matches and/or dishes out some epic roasts but usually the person in question did something to deserve getting yelled at

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3321

    "This instantly kills them."
    Uhhhhh...yeah, it looks like it would.

    • @Jaeger460
      @Jaeger460 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      Fuck if it didn't I'd be more concerned

    • @pookz3067
      @pookz3067 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      It actually doesn't. Lobsters don't have a centralized brain like humans; rather they operate on several decentralized nerve bundles. It is very easy to not completely kill them by stabbing them in the head.

    • @Hopesedge
      @Hopesedge 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Even still assuming their consciousness is similar to a humans they wouldn't feel anything after having their brain ripped in two.

    • @theemeraldhour
      @theemeraldhour 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Literally the entire point that Grthendick was making is that you AREN'T ripping their brain in two by doing that, because their brain is not located there. It is located in various places along its back and very capable of feeling still.

    • @itsblitz7556
      @itsblitz7556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Emerald Druid actually fish crabs and lobsters can't feel pain there have been many study's that have proven that they don't have the nerves in there body to feel pain

  • @TheInsideVision
    @TheInsideVision 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    “I am full of shit”
    -Jeremy Clarkson

    • @cullermann2
      @cullermann2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And not surprising at all

    • @Simone-Bucn
      @Simone-Bucn 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Most (ie: ONLY) accurate thing he's ever said.

  • @voltwrecker4596
    @voltwrecker4596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "And do you want it separated from the shell as well?"
    I swear if these two had a cooking show together it would make millions.

  • @nonstopgarbage997
    @nonstopgarbage997 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5959

    A minute of silence to all those that have eaten the shit sac. Me included. RIP.

    • @titusmccarthy
      @titusmccarthy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Jeremy Clarkson *IS* a shit sac.

    • @Lacanzonedelpadre
      @Lacanzonedelpadre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      Titus McCarthy because you are a vegetarian, or an environ-mental, or even french.

    • @Lacanzonedelpadre
      @Lacanzonedelpadre 9 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Titus McCarthy racism is something different, is not some gag in a tv show. Clarkson mocked those who are politically correct beyond the common sense. That's it.

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Titus McCarthy Ah so you simply have an inferiority complex

    • @blackie75
      @blackie75 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Titus McCarthy agreed

  • @el.big_conq4642
    @el.big_conq4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    “Avengers Endgame Is the most ambitious crossover yet” Gordon and Jeremy: Are we a joke to you?

    • @schizoidvalentine
      @schizoidvalentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your mom and me is the ambitious crossover ever

    • @Whaterman1
      @Whaterman1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@schizoidvalentine oWneD

    • @_su0p
      @_su0p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@schizoidvalentine say that to your new sister

    • @abrahamwashington1
      @abrahamwashington1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oddly enough I do think this "superhero movie" dominance is about to end.i think pretty soon almost everyone is just going to be over them personally

    • @itadapeeza8559
      @itadapeeza8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abrahamwashington1 hopefully

  • @frankh2811
    @frankh2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +500

    “Running it under cold water is the worst thing you can do to a lobster”. Getting stabbed in the head is no walk in the park.

  • @kai_unix
    @kai_unix 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    the fact that jeremy clarkson exists, makes me happy.

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's a tyrannosaurus rex with hand and some how learn to drive a car what's not to love

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either that or someone shaved a grizzly bear.

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @JackTalyorD I thought he was an orangutan?

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MikhaelAhava orangutan have more sense then that.
      I would probably go with baboon.

  • @nou2093
    @nou2093 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4240

    I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT! I've EATEN THAT so many times...

    • @ianutube22
      @ianutube22 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      regarding what? I missed that part :/

    • @ClothyCentral
      @ClothyCentral 8 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      the shitsac 1:58

    • @lancerd4934
      @lancerd4934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      well you are what you eat...

    • @meteor1945
      @meteor1945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @anonymemesracing2647
      @anonymemesracing2647 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahaha I've known my whole life

  • @simplic8939
    @simplic8939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    Why does it feel like mr. Ramsay over here is tense and stressed around Jeremy?

    • @fouzaialaa7962
      @fouzaialaa7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Jeremy is the only guy that scares Gorden !!

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He isnt lmao

    • @Shyniex339
      @Shyniex339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      fouzai alaa its called respect.

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You should see him around Ricky Gervais

    • @trevorphilips2947
      @trevorphilips2947 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude just chop Jeremy neck if he wants to. He is a black belt for karate.

  • @jmp_fr
    @jmp_fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    *I've never take that oUUUUUUUT*
    That, that, unfortunately-
    *I'VE eATEN tHAT*

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OUCH

    • @howeyyadoing9070
      @howeyyadoing9070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      *I’VE EATEN THAT so many* tiiimes

    • @ImAgentK
      @ImAgentK 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I haven't even tried lobster nor crab

    • @erty2389
      @erty2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ImAgentK poor guy

  • @garryoak
    @garryoak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2331

    I used to fish lobster but I only got to lvl 89 cooking and quit.

    • @iare19
      @iare19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      lmfao

    • @Castdeath
      @Castdeath 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GARRY OAK fire pls

    • @tomridesbmx123
      @tomridesbmx123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      GARRY OAK This is the last place I expected to find a runescape meme, we salute you sir

    • @Justinlifts365
      @Justinlifts365 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      GARRY OAK r/unexpectedrunescape

  • @TheMostFreshM3M3
    @TheMostFreshM3M3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "Do you want it separated from the shell as well?"

  • @sirpngwnz111
    @sirpngwnz111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Jesus. Gordon's laugh is the most kind, genuinely good-hearted laugh ever.

  • @TomatrontheOne
    @TomatrontheOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    Marvel-Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history.
    F Word-hold my beer.

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha

    • @kursk_kuku141
      @kursk_kuku141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol! Five star chef and famous car enthusiasts/driver? YES!

  • @MrTerrytheturtle
    @MrTerrytheturtle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Started dying when clarkson said “ ive never taken that out, I’ve eaten that soooooo many times” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DanDownunda8888
      @DanDownunda8888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You have a creature that you've just killed and removed the lower 2/3 rds and have rinsed off the guts and internal organs and then you find that you have a small, elongated sac running along the rest of the creature to its tail that contains some 'mysterious' dark substance.
      For fuck's sake, what else is it going to be Jeremy?!?! I worked that out for myself when I was about 5 years old, peeling a bucket of prawns at the beach. Of course, if you've had a few beers first you don't really mind. :)

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok

    • @VeI_2.0
      @VeI_2.0 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok

  • @dessey8086
    @dessey8086 8 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Seeing these two British TV hot heads act civil around each other is strange but satisfying

  • @TheIrishEnigma
    @TheIrishEnigma 10 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    They seriously need to bring back The F Word, it's seriously one of the best food related programs ever made.

  • @camarocharger8180
    @camarocharger8180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    TH-cam recommendations be like
    2010 ❌
    2011 ❌
    2012 ❌
    2013 ❌
    2014 ❌
    2015 ❌
    2016 ❌
    2017 ❌
    2018 ❌
    2019 ❌
    2020 : Yes now is the perfect time to pop this video into their feed.

    • @danboah2501
      @danboah2501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Been popping in for years

    • @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328
      @ilikeyourfunnywordsmagicma8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And someone asked? Interesting.

    • @jiazhiwu
      @jiazhiwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Very original dickhead

    • @JackTalyorD
      @JackTalyorD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know why have I never seen this.
      That is a single greatest 3 minutes of my life.
      I would say my first head jobs was that awesome but it only lasted 60seconds and I got cum up my noises

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It keeps popping every year. What do you mean?

  • @aleksandra4702
    @aleksandra4702 8 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    1:25 its weird that the gordon we all know and love (the scary yelling one) can look so innocent with a huge smile

    • @fishingislife3818
      @fishingislife3818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he sound evil lol

    • @TS_Mind_Swept
      @TS_Mind_Swept 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He only gets to yelling when people are screwing up all over the place, but then again, wouldn't you? I know I would

    • @TheUnstableThinker
      @TheUnstableThinker 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's mainly like that for his American audience, since that's what they want from a TV Chef.

    • @vlogzzierandomer
      @vlogzzierandomer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never even swore

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @spongebobsquarepants5253
    @spongebobsquarepants5253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Two of my favorite people ever in one video

    • @zhbroder
      @zhbroder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      huge praise from spongebob

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOO

  • @bakerXderek
    @bakerXderek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    Now i'm wondering how much lobster shit i've eaten in my life

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha you made me laugh!

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw nice profile pic is it yours?

    • @bakerXderek
      @bakerXderek 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Michaëla Berding Yes, I have hundreds of videos riding it lol

    • @SuperMichgirl
      @SuperMichgirl 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      bakerXderek Cool i'll check them out if you like

    • @belugawhale6539
      @belugawhale6539 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lobster shit and prawn shit....i've eaten shit loads

  • @spongebabe27
    @spongebabe27 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jeremy has definitely been rinsing his lobsters under the tap

  • @DeinosDinos
    @DeinosDinos 10 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    Two of Britain's most wrinkled human beings in one video. Fabulous.

    • @max16
      @max16 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *****
      and cooked food on the engine block while doing it.

    • @user-cs5jl5ez6j
      @user-cs5jl5ez6j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maurice K the queen

  • @happyboy2518
    @happyboy2518 9 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't fucking cook it!"
    - Gordon Ramsay

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Ditoswaq〃 "Because it's RAAAAAAWWWW!!!!"

    • @Lee2k4
      @Lee2k4 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +crashpal where's the lamb sauce!

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Phil Williams "It is ROTTENNN you donkey"

    • @rohanchaturvedi7160
      @rohanchaturvedi7160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +crashpal "STOP! All of you! Come here!!"

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rohan Chaturvedi taste it!! taste it!!! taste it!!! Touch that!!! What is that?!? What is that?!?

  • @HS0Rare
    @HS0Rare 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    Im so glad he killed it before boiling it. I've seen so many chefs just boil it alive.

    • @leviathanjtv3830
      @leviathanjtv3830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Boiling it kills it so...

    • @johnricherd
      @johnricherd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      +Leviathan JTV being boiled is painful so..........

    • @0moroccan4alld4y0
      @0moroccan4alld4y0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      +William Lu i'd rather ride a pink unicorn to heaven and eat toffee apples all day.

    • @leviathanjtv3830
      @leviathanjtv3830 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +johnricherd
      Being stabbed isn't painful?

    • @xmagma9908
      @xmagma9908 8 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      +Leviathan JTV if you stab a lobster they instantly die

  • @SphireUK
    @SphireUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    0:13 I like the way he explains he’s going to cook the lobster to his family like he’s expecting a “yes chef!” response 😂

  • @thatguydexter620
    @thatguydexter620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    GORDON : "You have a chicken named rooney too?"
    Jeremy : "We don't have a chicken that stupid"

  • @Sullendust
    @Sullendust 9 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    I'VE NEVER TAKEN DAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT

    • @MooshieGaming
      @MooshieGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sullendust
      I’ve eaten it... it doesn’t really gross me out cause its mainly just digested algae.

  • @PoweredByFlow
    @PoweredByFlow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    Gordon Ramsay laughing? I bet his cheeks hurted really bad after this.

    • @markarias8735
      @markarias8735 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      PoweredByFlow i get your joke. it's quite sad people think ramsay has a bad temper actually he's a pretty cool guy

    • @PoweredByFlow
      @PoweredByFlow 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mark Arias Well, thats how we see him on TV all the time, so i guess there is a reason for that.

    • @markarias8735
      @markarias8735 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      PoweredByFlow
      audience?

    • @lukebomber
      @lukebomber 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      well in kitchen nightmares he is down to earth and kind to those who are victims of the tragedy and he is telling the truth but he doesnt want ANYONE telling him he's wrong (because mainly he never is )
      In hells kitchen they are competting to be the best chef, but its still his standards! He says himself the best way is pushing them to the limits. He is giving away such a huge price he has to give it to someone that deserves it.

  • @SanderVanierschot
    @SanderVanierschot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Jeremy was thinking: How can I start drinking beer now and don't get arguments about drinking early! Hmmm let's get a big spoon with the other yellow stuff!".
    Brilliant.

    • @golffleur8355
      @golffleur8355 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      sometimes my genius is quite frightening

  • @CrImSoN1708
    @CrImSoN1708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    "We don't have a chicken that stupid - & would you like them (the eggs) separated from the shell as well?" Holy laugh attack batman

    • @frankcastle9691
      @frankcastle9691 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      that and "well if you want to waste time stabbing it in the head you go right ahead."

    • @222MovieMan
      @222MovieMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CrImSoN1708 I laughed when they filmed the yolk and the shells together and he was like "Separate them?"

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lel

  • @Bunny-zg4hd
    @Bunny-zg4hd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1768

    Is it bad I kept replaying Gordon stabbing a lobster?

  • @samsolitaryroll
    @samsolitaryroll 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Clarkson : "I'VE NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT!! I'VE EATEN THAT SO MANY TIMES!"
    I hurt my stomach laughing...

  • @DIGVIJAY1010
    @DIGVIJAY1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    kills lobster
    1 minute later
    "the worst thing you could to a lobster is run it under a tap"

  • @largol33t1
    @largol33t1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    I know Clarkson was hired back but if he had been out of a job, I know what to do: the Gordon and Jeremy cooking show!! Ramsay screaming the F-word while Jezza keeps trying to do everything his way and to hell with what Ramsay says! It would attract a lot of viewers. I'd get up a 1 am to watch these two fighting in a restaurant!!

    • @joelyboyblue
      @joelyboyblue 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brilliant

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +largol33t1
      Redline Cooking.
      Jeremy tries to beat lap times while Gordon tries to cook in the car.

    • @thomasgladwell435
      @thomasgladwell435 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +largol33t1 why has no one else thought of this??????? THIS IS A FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE BBC

    • @artemnoelgames
      @artemnoelgames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I go to sleep at 2:30 am XD

    • @DEC19775
      @DEC19775 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who is Jeremy Clarkson working for now?

  • @kenta326
    @kenta326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    clarkson : *put gasoline instead of olive oil

    • @SJshark90
      @SJshark90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      motor oil*

    • @Zak-ob5ze
      @Zak-ob5ze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *petrol

    • @jhplayz298
      @jhplayz298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pee

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bovril*

    • @kenta326
      @kenta326 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *olivol

  • @SuperCompany007
    @SuperCompany007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    Yes because all of us use Saffron and Lobster for a nice and quick sunday lunch...

    • @Aisterix
      @Aisterix 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Neither of those things are particularly hard to get...

    • @jonas_security_kolinski
      @jonas_security_kolinski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They're not even expensive anymore

    • @busterlykken8111
      @busterlykken8111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Maël Wyssbrod yeah it is

    • @DibbzTheLoner
      @DibbzTheLoner 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      +Maël Wyssbrod Saffron is up to US$310 per ounce / US$550 per 50 grams.
      Not expensive my fucking arse.

    • @jonas_security_kolinski
      @jonas_security_kolinski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      ***** WTF....Why would you need 50 fucking grams xD When you cook Risotto, as an example, you need 200mg of Safran...In my country(Switzerland), that costs about 2$. And you can buy a cheap Lobster, of not the best quality for about 35$. Sure, if you want handfished high-class Lobsters, they are almost 100$/Kg, but you can take every ingredient and take the expensive high-class version of it.

  • @larkalfen9510
    @larkalfen9510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The legends of tottaly different shows together
    We ascended to higher levels of evolution

  • @Vr4z1el
    @Vr4z1el 9 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Huge respect to gordan ramsey for killing the lobster first before boiling it. That says a lot about him right there.

    • @SandraLovesSun
      @SandraLovesSun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's how all pro chefs do it.

    • @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469
      @panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lobster hasn’t developed the nerves to feel pain

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amen

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@panzerkampfwagenvausf.g9469 probably

    • @sniper-fd5ug
      @sniper-fd5ug 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Privacy Violated eh I have seen him many times just put it in there without killing it....and tbh it’s not a big deal either way

  • @murderouscinnamonrolln5349
    @murderouscinnamonrolln5349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One of the rarest moments where we see Gordon not angry the slightest bit, moreover happy which is *SO wholesome*

  • @josephstalin7654
    @josephstalin7654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This is probably the first time that gordon laughed and smiled so much in a video

  • @joshkeene8457
    @joshkeene8457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I’ve eaaaten THAT sooo many tiiiiiimes”

  • @DustinPlatt
    @DustinPlatt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1959

    POWWWWWERRRRRRRR!

  • @rousseau327
    @rousseau327 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1154

    If you're a vegetarian and/or against killing animals...why the hell are you watching this video in the first place?

    • @Zacho789
      @Zacho789 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They probably blurred out everything but aioli

    • @youtubasoarus
      @youtubasoarus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Because they're starving!

    • @kralkatorrik34
      @kralkatorrik34 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Just like every single vegetarian i know - they just want to let people know they are vegetarian. I don't know any vegetarian who didn't tell me about his eating habits after more than 5 minutes after introducing. Then they just want to tell you that you are horrible person cos you kill animals. People are fucked up.

    • @Shinjor
      @Shinjor 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      same reason there's always a discussion about religion on scientific documentaries

    • @Cryptik1912
      @Cryptik1912 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      they want to bitch about something.

  • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
    @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    1:37 Classic Clarkson solution. Taste something too strong? Wash it up with a beer!

  • @sagew7377
    @sagew7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Absolutely my favorite British duo. They need their own show!

    • @danrobsilva
      @danrobsilva 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They should do their own version of Oz and James drink to Britain.

  • @goldenarmy1926
    @goldenarmy1926 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Two of the best BBC people to watch doing something everyone loves!

  • @jludwig5374
    @jludwig5374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I would pay to watch an entire series/movie with just these two doing life together.

  • @keatonsmith5669
    @keatonsmith5669 9 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Did you find any dinner tonight?
    No, but here's a giant sea scorpion: will that do?

    • @MrVinny333
      @MrVinny333 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Fuck, I know right? I find crustaceans absolutely disgusting... Crabs looks like giant sea ticks eewwwwww

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They're just big ocean bugs! I always say, Imagine if people just ate tarantulas or cockroaches. It's the same thing.

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But not all over the world. It's not a commodity down the street.

    • @keatonsmith5669
      @keatonsmith5669 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is lobster a subject? I could go buy a lobster, but as Jim Gaffigan said, I'm not in the mood for bug meat.

    • @bowlcut7214
      @bowlcut7214 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Keaton Smith i ahte sea food, simply cuz it looks completly disgusting haha.. but then again, the visuals have kept me from even trying it. might be the greatest thing ever, visual opinion is just BS really, its a mental thing. its like having a good or a bad looking car, the shit still does its job you know

  • @BryceConn442
    @BryceConn442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I've never seen Gordan smile so much.. I feel like my life is complete

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spell his name correctly

  • @BabaTym_
    @BabaTym_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    My favorite two English-Men!

    • @drorbazer7531
      @drorbazer7531 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Gordon is actually Scottish

    • @BabaTym_
      @BabaTym_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Dror Bazer shh... I knew that... Didn't think anyone would notice

    • @Tyrone696
      @Tyrone696 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Dror Bazer Had to kill it didn't you -.-

    • @Harpazo_to_Yeshua
      @Harpazo_to_Yeshua 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I noticed and I'm from the US. :P

    • @gunjeetsingh90
      @gunjeetsingh90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gordon is scottish

  • @LochMorar
    @LochMorar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I've just added "cat's arsehole" to my vocabulary.

  • @KoolBreeze420
    @KoolBreeze420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It was a refreshing scene to see Gordon laugh and carry on like that.

  • @SINdrome_Covers
    @SINdrome_Covers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “sometimes my genius is... it’s almost frightening”

  • @duckman6403
    @duckman6403 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:42 i've never seen gordon's smile so proud like that!

  • @DarkZork9590
    @DarkZork9590 9 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    gordon ramsey looks so submissive when hes with clarkson

    • @zhbroder
      @zhbroder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      i think it's more to do with them actually being friends and gordon sorta letting his guard down. also clarkson is a legend so gordon acts accordingly. gordon is almost always out of context and the man in charge. this is a good example of two men of that role getting along. great stuff.

    • @patrickm5217
      @patrickm5217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah I think he has a crush on him /s

    • @falagarius
      @falagarius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well they are in Clarkson's house, right?

    • @cocainelsdxtc
      @cocainelsdxtc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      on the f word he's not submissive to celebrity's he was calling this guy a cheating focker it wasn't aggressive but he wasn't submissive

    • @frederickglass1583
      @frederickglass1583 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gordon is VERY laid back outside of Hell's Kitchen and his other shows....remember, he's a dad as well as a celebrity chef

  • @wqw888
    @wqw888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    0:35 rip

    • @seninha12321
      @seninha12321 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Teastrings no warning... guy just snaps the lobster's brain in half while it's still alive lmao

    • @wqw888
      @wqw888 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seninha rip lobster

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +Peter Boch yeah well as he stated: that's probably the fastest death a creature can have. definitely better than dying in boiling water as well.

    • @seninha12321
      @seninha12321 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stryke Yea but he didn`t warn us though lol

    • @Stryke607
      @Stryke607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Peter Boch what? do you expect him to hold a warning sign into the camera whenever he is about to kill your meal? :D
      Honestly, I like eating animals, but I think if you can't even watch them being killed, you should reconsider if you want to eat them that much.

  • @chapseet
    @chapseet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Because they were named before Rooney and anyway we don't have a chicken that stupid..." that cracked me up like a bolt out of the blue....haven't laughed like that in a long time!!

  • @DonNorway
    @DonNorway 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You can really see that Ramsay enjoys talking about what he loves with other less knowlegdeable celebrities!

  • @alangaming2003
    @alangaming2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:58 I NEVER TAKEN THAT OUT I’VE EATEN THAT so many times

  • @HIKARUAUSTIN
    @HIKARUAUSTIN 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    1:08 “and did you want it to separate from the shell aswelll?”

  • @sublimechimp
    @sublimechimp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s so weird to see them both calm and not obliterating everything in their path. It’s like they neutralize each other’s power.

  • @Shorty15c4007
    @Shorty15c4007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:37 Lmao the way Jeremy says "No" tells me he was expecting something more extravagant when inviting a world class chef to his house. Oh...Lobster and Potatoes....xD

  • @ClownsClips1
    @ClownsClips1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    0:35 “that instantly kills them” as the lobster continues to move with a knife in its head

    • @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper
      @ZoidiusPlasmaReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even if the creature itself is dead, it's nervous system can still be active in the seconds after it died. I've done a bit of fishing myself and even though one fish we caught had his head severed off it was still wriggling madly on the ground for a few moments.
      Been a year since you made this comment so you might already know this by now but hey, now you know if you didn't. lol.

    • @CodOfAges
      @CodOfAges 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And related to what @PlazmaReaper said, putting salt on a freshly killed fish can make it wiggle about too.

    • @ClownsClips1
      @ClownsClips1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure I was joking here but it was over a year ago so who knows

  • @wjmcd703
    @wjmcd703 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Clarkson's face at 1:31 "Oh God, that's not gone well...."

  • @Matt561
    @Matt561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always appreciate that Gordon taught to kill the lobster before boiling it

  • @courtneyclark1215
    @courtneyclark1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    the worlds smallest violin to all the sad vegans/vegetarians out there.

    • @rubyinferno7578
      @rubyinferno7578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Courtney Clark Don't know what you're talking about. I'm vegetarian and I'm perfectly happy :P

    • @courtneyclark1215
      @courtneyclark1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Ruby Inferno
      Was more into reference the ones arguing on this video, but ok, I'm glad you're happy :).
      Have a great day

    • @rubyinferno7578
      @rubyinferno7578 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh, haha.
      You too! =)

    • @courtneyclark1215
      @courtneyclark1215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      TheSmilingSun
      Will do, maybe I'll eat yours too.

    • @eatyourduck3352
      @eatyourduck3352 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Courtney Clark Hehe !!

  • @AndorRadnai
    @AndorRadnai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This episode of Clarkson‘s farm looks epic!

  • @PlatypusGuitar
    @PlatypusGuitar 10 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Dont eat the shit sack :P

    • @13Psycho13
      @13Psycho13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ''I've never taken that oooout!''

  • @spillz233
    @spillz233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Jeremy and Gordon could make for really good show

  • @thijmenvanbasselaere6030
    @thijmenvanbasselaere6030 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeremy Clarckson is by far the most amazing Englishman

  • @finalbossd
    @finalbossd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I'VE EATEN THAT! IT'S ROTTENNNN!

  • @tlongworth19
    @tlongworth19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Thanks for always being humane when cooking live, I know alot of people still consider any form of killing inhumane, but as chefs we try to learn to do it as quick and painless as possible

    • @realpoetics
      @realpoetics 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      lobsters dont have a central nervous system the way humans do

    • @BerthuZ6
      @BerthuZ6 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@realpoetics they still feel pain and it's been probed so many times, do more research

  • @DeltaCharlie-rf8yi
    @DeltaCharlie-rf8yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We need more Jeremy and Gordon content. Great duo

  • @atrumluminarium
    @atrumluminarium 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A shot of the Big Ben tower and some reference to the queen and this would be the most British video on youtube

    • @judgeman4548
      @judgeman4548 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You forgot the tea.

  • @EthanAnthony907
    @EthanAnthony907 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You guys eat alot of lobster? fuck me that shit is expensive where i live.

    • @EthanAnthony907
      @EthanAnthony907 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Not anywhere close to where I live. Where did this take place kid?

    • @EthanAnthony907
      @EthanAnthony907 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** hahahahahahaha r u off your meds kid?

    • @metalstorm91291
      @metalstorm91291 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      blackelk7373
      Google "lobster prison inmates" and prepare to be schooled. Seriously though, your trolling skills suck.

    • @EthanAnthony907
      @EthanAnthony907 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone help Im being attacked by 2 level 9 trolls!! : )

    • @metalstorm91291
      @metalstorm91291 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      lolz

  • @richardendresz161
    @richardendresz161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I was expecting jeremy shouting POWER when the blender came into worl

  • @james64ibm
    @james64ibm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's rare to see people not holding back on each other, shows that they really trust the other person's confidence.

  • @LogD69
    @LogD69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:37 given me goose bumps every time

  • @AllyaComfreak
    @AllyaComfreak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that Clarkson can tell which chicken laid which egg is amazing

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They're literally different colours

    • @Megafish117
      @Megafish117 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Snookbone it's clarkson

  • @Ajay-ny6qb
    @Ajay-ny6qb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Daaamn Gordon friggin executes that loster barbarian style jesus christ. Literally punches through it's skull then slices the poor things face open lmao

    • @MikhaelAhava
      @MikhaelAhava 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It kills them immediately, so I see no harm in that, boiling them to death is much more painful I would assume.
      Late reply I know.

  • @guyravenscroft8118
    @guyravenscroft8118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    British television at its finest

  • @Inn0c3ntGuy
    @Inn0c3ntGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "It is one of the great foods, this I think..."
    Also Jeremy:
    *C O N S U M E S S H I T S A C*

  • @sirlitten5364
    @sirlitten5364 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    that rooney roast omg

  • @Squadron007
    @Squadron007 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:52 The shit sack
    LOL he never remove that

  • @LivinLikeLarrry
    @LivinLikeLarrry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Do you want it separated from the shell aswell?" lmaoo

  • @officialrpsgame
    @officialrpsgame 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "We haven't got one that stupid" haha

  • @coldgie9179
    @coldgie9179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:35
    Press X to pay respects

  • @matthewnewlands8867
    @matthewnewlands8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Welcome to Bottom gear mates”

  • @TheCarGod
    @TheCarGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Did you want it separated from the shell as well?"
    Jeremy kills me sometimes.