I wreck my colon and give up my vote to give you the truth about sugar free Gummy Bears, which rob your body of liquid via osmosis. That's right, people, OSMOSIS.
@@dominicanfrieza1394 KP is presented to emergency room with hyperguminosis. "Hyper" meaning high, "guminosis" meaning gummy bears. High gummy bear content in stomach. After 24 hours KP was discharged and made a full recovery, swearing to never again overdose gummy bears.
0:53 Honestly I can't describe how well fitting that music is for discussing diarrhea. The fact that music can evoke such a... specific tone/feeling is both awesome and kinda disconcerting.
I totally share this dumb curiosity, but not really enough to eat a bunch of something I *know* will make me feel this bad :P though I guess you were expecting less torture as well
-Hey Philip! Have you voted if you want to leave EU or not? -No. -Why? -I was sick and I had Diarrhea. -Oh god, that's so bad. Why though? Was it Food Poisoning? -No. I ate a shit ton of gummy bears for science.
Hello Phillip, I though of a video idea for 3phillips. If you have seen NiickyHD's clockwork 4, there are custom dust2 and inferno which look really cool. I was thinking you could try and make playable dust 2 and infernos for csgo which look graphically like the ones in the video!
Its becoz of the sorbitol which is also present in gum. i used to chew a few pieces of gum a day to keep a minty breath. After a few days i had the worst diarrhea and unlike filipe i didnt immediately know the culprit so i had killer diarrhea for almost 2 weeks before connecting the dots.
Actually i think this is how they recorded the headcrab sound effects for Half-Life.
They recorded the strider sounds in a similar way.
oh my
Everytime i see a Headcrab i will laugh
i know for sure this is how they recorded sounds they used to compose music in Planescape Torment :-D
holy shit dude how can u relate that well
Valve please fix
this bug is litterally life ending
Breaks it in a way it hurts.
these damn bugs are making my experiance not enjoyable
Gummy bears OP. They need a nerf.
but...this isn't a video game. I think.
This is legitimately a shitpost.
Good job.
a literal one
@@npne1253 inside the mouth of yo mum.
Honestly wtf is this Philip xD
I dont now why but his weird videos only are recomended to me after 1 am lmao
Z1let same lmao
@@seifelshenawi6211, same.
Monke.
@@zilet7844 can confirm, it is 1:23
@@zilet7844 same
This is why UK left the union
This is why the rest of us wanted UK gone
They were too good for the union
This is why Ireland is happy now
@@hamdy-man2237 did we tho
@@Riamoka Ireland will never be happy
A man ate 300g of Gummy Bears. This is what happened to his colon.
chubbyemu + kliksphilip... damn i love this combo
@@dominicanfrieza1394 KP is presented to emergency room with hyperguminosis. "Hyper" meaning high, "guminosis" meaning gummy bears. High gummy bear content in stomach. After 24 hours KP was discharged and made a full recovery, swearing to never again overdose gummy bears.
"KP is presenting to the emergency room ☝️"
so, basically, if phillip didnt eat all those gummy bears, Great Britain would still be in the EU
saved
@@pipemong ok weeb
@@screamsinrussian5773 ya
@@pipemong no
@@screamsinrussian5773 i see you have decided to go back on stating im a weeb
I though the title was a clickbait.
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I was so wrong.
I wish it was.
it was klikbait
P@r@m3d!©. It was Klik bait. You had one job!
lul
@@goatbot9733 KLIKsphilip
0:53 Honestly I can't describe how well fitting that music is for discussing diarrhea. The fact that music can evoke such a... specific tone/feeling is both awesome and kinda disconcerting.
hahaha
was thinking this too
What the fuck is this.
genius
+Mostly I think you may be right
Your profile picture makes this comment so much better
LackOfSleep haha
A guy eating sugar free gummy bears.
Further testing is needed, what's the maximum amount of bears that can be eaten safely?
about 5
+Horsman4James packages? kilograms?
tonnes
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Phil's philosophy of life baffles me.
You know, I don’t think we’ll ever find out,
I’m baffled as well.
This guys ,this is the content WE need
But the content we doesn't deserve
0:53 ASMR
The best kind of it!
gummy bear asmr
dude im like 99% sure this is someones fetish
He should make asmr videos with his voice
+Greenhourglass it is
"out shot a bronze brown bubbly bottom blast" that kind of care it's makes this genius and not simply stupid.
Let him play more CSGO, if this is the sort of thing he does when he isn't...
>"food poisoning from the other end"
>>ARSE POISONING
This is the most professional video about diarrhea I have ever seen.
"why didn't you vote"
"I couldn't stop shitting"
I overdosed on cadburys caramel last night,
I know your pain
I don't know why, but Phillip saying "Punctual Flatulence" cracked me up.
So this is how you've become fartmaster?1
philip can analyze anything hes going to ANALyse Kate Upton next
It would be as good for him as it would be for us!
YIYJust I'd pay anything to analyze her lol
my god, philip, you continue to amaze me
"I wreck my colon and give up my vote..." That should've been the title.
violent twerking
“Violent twerking” I never thought I’d see this day
0:35 Great, now Philip is an ASMR youtuber.
I swear to god Im going to buy those bears, and give it as a "Holiday" treat to my classmates.
One day I'll die laughing because of Philip's videos, and it wouldn't be a life wasted.
I’ve had this exact experience before. It was awful, just a lucid dream full of bowel pain and terrible stench.
Instagram girls be like: 1:18
But he does it better
0:35 Never do that again please
thx
How the hell does Phillip manage to make a random video so fucking entertaining?
Philip: *Eats a heck ton of gummy bears and gets diarrhea and pain just for science.*
Also Philip: *Takes a gummy bear at the end of the video.*
4 years later and now its in my recommendations, couldn't be happier!
This is basically a chubbyemu video in real-time
Still your best video yet.
This just popped on my recommended. This is what TH-cam wants in 2021 💯
@@kliksphilip shit
I totally share this dumb curiosity, but not really enough to eat a bunch of something I *know* will make me feel this bad :P
though I guess you were expecting less torture as well
i tried to stop him.
You failed him :O
i luv u keyboard 2 gud i here and sound sik brud
Can I have a link to these?
Prob this : www.amazon.co.uk/Sugar-Free-Jelly-Teddy-Bears/dp/B004703WBI
+T_bus Hang on, you're on my friends list on steam, I'm Adam^. Didn't think I'd see you on a kliksphilip video!
Adam Macdonald
Haha, hey buddy
the sugar free haribo ones are the ones that really fuck you up
+linglingjr I've had a half of one of those bags in an hour and a half and nothing happened to me from what I remember.
This was the pursest sample we've seen yet. And - potentially - the most unstable.
-Hey Philip! Have you voted if you want to leave EU or not?
-No.
-Why?
-I was sick and I had Diarrhea.
-Oh god, that's so bad. Why though? Was it Food Poisoning?
-No. I ate a shit ton of gummy bears for science.
The sounds while you were on the bathrooms disturbed me, even tho i convinced myself they are added... I hope
Me: looks at title and didnt notice because of the picture of the gummy bears.
Me: hey wait analysis has caps in it.
Wait. NO NO NO NONONON
This is exactly what I subbed for. Ear syringing and dihareea.
I've always dreamt about hearing what goes on inside kliksphilips stomach, thanks
top 10 kilksphilip video
-You're making me hungry. Stop it. It's growling aggressively.
Hello there recommended video 😱
why philip
for science
for love
for life
For another reason to say valve please fix
for me
So, why TH-cam recommended this to me?
"Violently Twerking to help it to come out quicker" Best quote I've heard
*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*
Those Mic. Sounds were super scary somehow...
the microphone near your belly was the best
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is seriously the funniest video iv watched all fucking year
I guess you can say the pain was unBEARable...
don't kill me.
00:35 is some next level ASMR
made a mistake by deciding this was the video i was going to watch while eating
"Several thousand POUNDS!" American translation: "Like 5 bucks."
More like a billion dollars
This is the first video I've seen from you and I'm in love. I just subbed so hard I passed out for a second.
Lesson of the story : "Less suggar is good, but suggar free is bad."
That was my birthday, I’m glad you enjoyed it 👍
I don't know why the music makes this so much funnier, but it does.
Nice sounds effects, phillip.
Yo Philip i love the music in this. is this your dads music too? im being serious and not just talking bout your tummys rumbling btw
Yes I’m a gummy bear
Oh I’m a gummy bear
I’m a funny tummy yummy lucky gummy bear
you uploaded more videos today than i have gotten 4ks
Sugarfree food usually have aspartam instead, which is cancerous
1:55 DAMN HE T H I C C (luv u philip)
damn, thicc was a meme 3 years ago?
@@TheAechBomb dog why would you reply to a three year old comment
@@imsl5150 because why not
@@TheAechBomb lmao
The quality of your content is just getting more and more better
Hello Phillip, I though of a video idea for 3phillips. If you have seen NiickyHD's clockwork 4, there are custom dust2 and inferno which look really cool. I was thinking you could try and make playable dust 2 and infernos for csgo which look graphically like the ones in the video!
The sound of your stomach has put me of gummy bears for life!
I heard the last call on his phone before he went missing was by Haribo, something about a sponsorship.
I love this asmr
I like the sounds your guts do
This is not what I wanted with brexit.
they should include these in the next operation
this video has changed my life. thank you
kliksphilip is cleary the weirdest of the three brothers
This is why I'm subscribed
I love how you uploaded it first, then changed the title, and then changed the thumbnail xD
Ohh sugar free, i wasn't going to eat gummies ever again lmao
you deserve so much more attention for that video
My brother ate a ton of gummy bears with his friend and they went through hell... He said he'll never eat another gummy bear again.
I'm going to give these to my roommates when I move into my college dorm. Then again, I don't want to clean up the remaining mess.
Belly-Liquid-Growling-ASMR, the next big genre on TH-cam
This has to be the most informative video on the internet ever, 10/10
Fucking lol.
I'm actually just sitting here laughing out loud, good video and good sacrifice, Philip.
This is why I subscribed
Sounds like Minecraft lava
As a kid i didnt eat sugar and this is relatable it sucked so much because tthis isnt only with sugar free gummy bears
Can I have a 10 hours video of you just going up and down making stomach nioses?
Its becoz of the sorbitol which is also present in gum. i used to chew a few pieces of gum a day to keep a minty breath. After a few days i had the worst diarrhea and unlike filipe i didnt immediately know the culprit so i had killer diarrhea for almost 2 weeks before connecting the dots.
we love the old kliksphilip
the stomach churning sounds makes me believe that the lava sounds in Minecraft came from that
I don't know why people think that all this sugar free shit or low calorie crap is better for them.
Plot twist: They're edibles
It's weird that they dont use aspartam in sweets. Because that doesent make you sick hmm