The combo of that line followed IMMEDIATELY by the caller talking about Salvation Army bell ringers as if they're part of the ACTUAL ARMY is something I was not prepared for 😂
Rick here, I may have gotten the actual army and the Salvation Army confused. Still think those guys should get a few confirmed kills before they go asking for MY HARD EARNED MONEY. Thanks for playing my voicemail though gentleman good stuff all around.
why do you think that? I’ve never seen the Salvation Army in front of a store but I see recruiters and military people asking for donations all the time so I’m sure that’s what he meant.
Tenors are the ones who have all bark no bite, can't even harmonize properly. Also, if u take half of the basses and make em sing the tenor part, i bet u they'll do the job way better
Im a tenor myself and i can confirm that we are 100% the most obnoxious, followed probably by sopranos, i think it has to do with the fact that a lot of tenors generally aren't in the range for the melodies so they generally feel like their "hot shit" cuz they get more fun parts to sing... any bass will tell you how boring most bass parts are (my choir doesn't really have enough guys so im either the only tenor or put with another group 99% of the time) so @vicepresidentblankets1554 its prob also to do with the fact that basses will fully make the most out of it if they ever get put on the tenor parts.
Frozen produce is often fresher than the "fresh" stuff you see at the store because its been frozen at the source whereas most "fresh" produce has been sitting around for weeks.
Right and sort of wrong. Most of the fruit you get at the store usually aren’t ripe when it’s picked. By the time it hits the store it’s at its best. Adding on to that supermarkets to save money will usually stock local produce. Therefore, most of it is still the freshest you’ll get. Since that usually comes in daily to weekly. A lot of that frozen product sits in warehouses and is shipped by truck across the US. Some of that frozen stuff my sit for weeks in a freezer and then in a reefer. Depending on what you freeze, it can make some fruits less appealing.
@@kinocorner976frozen produce definitely isn’t as appealing but because of the early picking and not being frozen, the “fresh” produce sitting out is gonna usually have less nutrients than frozen, cause freezing them retains the nutrients better. Overall tho it’s such a small difference that it’s not really important
There was a period of time during my freshman year of college where the only thing I could fall asleep to was Schlatt's Wii game videos because I had gotten so used to falling asleep watching them
Hey I wrote a message about a year ago saying that I was moving on from my past job and onto bigger and brighter things. Well! I thought I’d give y’all an update! I moved in that time to a very big college (won’t say the name) and work as a groundskeeper for their baseball field! I have met so many wonderful people and life hasn’t been better. I move back home in a couple months and I’d like to say think you again for being my number one podcast to listen to while mower the field. You guys got me through heartbreak, love, and all around every emotion so seriously, thank you
Ted saying spam isn’t an “American thing” as in we don’t like it, but it could be an “apocalypse thing” is so ironic because it is from America AND it’s from WWII so it literally is an American apocalypse thing 💀💀
Although not many others have probably noticed this, I have to say I love the inclusion of the chuckle sandwich anime intro. Whenever i see anime ted perfectly catching a baseball bat in swinging grip I just think of the meme ‘omai we mu, mou shinderu’ and it cracks me up every episode.
Guys it’s been over a year, you Have my blessing to make tucker a full member. Dude is hilarious and I always want more of him by the end of the episode.
I love how chuckle sandwich never fails to make my day better. I was having a terrible day today, had a bad test, couldn’t sleep, had practice after school and did below average. But as soon as you guys upload it makes it all worth it. I know I’m not speaking for myself when I say, thank you Chuckle sandwich.
"As a Religious Catholic, I just don't know" is a line I will be borrowing for future conversations... I am not, in fact, Catholic, but that will make it even more humorous.
As a Walmart asset protection associate I can confirm that what you described is how target does it. Walmart still keeps track of people, but they will just throw charges at people for anything over $15 and trespass them so that if they are a repeat offender they can hit them with a felony
I’ve never seen a glass bottle of water in my 22 years of life, but considering I like reusing the harder plastic bottles, I imagine reusing those would be awesome.
I can agree with the whole tenor thing as a tenor 1, and I auditioned and got a callback for my school’s a capella group. I didn’t make it in, and thank goodness. Those guys are so stuck up, so stuck with choir instead 🤣
That blueberry question really hit close to home. You were all so quick to shut it down despite her obviously being right!!! Every single day I come home and get myself a huge bowl of frozen blueberries. Even better is if you let the frozen blueberries melt, which actually DOESN’T ruin the purpose. The freezing process removes the sour flavor you sometimes get, and melting them makes it a beautiful blueberry slushy. Small guy and Ted, your ignorance DISGUSTS ME!!!!!
I drank this weekend and had almost an entire bottle of Woodford reserve to myself and got drunk mowing the yard, I mowed so much that I even mowed the parts of the yard that we don't usually mow because the yard is so large all with a little 22-in push mower it took me maybe 6 or 7 hours but by the time I was done I ended up taking a family size box of Velveeta shells and cheese and may the whole thing ate it all and I guess I was so drunk I didn't even remember doing that on top of I guess I was fucking shit up in Monster Hunter but like I said I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it so I'm sitting in this flow state not really conscious of what I'm doing like going at it and then I wake up the next morning and I'm like man I'd love some mac and cheese for dinner today
6:08 genuinely upset that no one has clipped this i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, key words being ‘burger meat chuckle sandwich’ ‘ted nivison burger meat’ ‘ted and schlatt burger meat’ the way schlatt says “burger is a meat” with so much force and ted repeats burger meat like a little chump boy, causing a forceful repeat of burger meat from schlatt again is just so good i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, now i have it 🙏
The perfect podcast to listen to while taking a stoll over the silver Bridge in Point Pleasant, WVover a brisk evening on December 15, 1967 and seeing moth man.
40:54 ted bringing up the wings again so he wont be bullied for his food allergies. Never in my life have I seen such cowardice, one day Nivison will have to answer for his allergies.
i have mild synesthesia, its like hallucinations. Except for me its just white moving circles or shapes, most of the time its a shrinking circle ⭕️ independent of each eye
As someone with a relative who had a spinal/brain injury and thus lost the ability to swallow, i have tried thick water and it is the stuff of nightmares.
Ba ba booey as the kids say
thank you for your wisdom
can confirm, as a certified pajama sam kid I do say that
*Woah*
Swag as the boomers say.
Ba ba booey
"Long time chuckler, first time... sandwich" was such a good line, I laughed really hard.
One could say you had a, hardy chuckle.
@@A_Toaster he had his first time sandwich, perhaps.
Quite the zinger.
The combo of that line followed IMMEDIATELY by the caller talking about Salvation Army bell ringers as if they're part of the ACTUAL ARMY is something I was not prepared for 😂
I remember my first time…sandwich
Rick here, I may have gotten the actual army and the Salvation Army confused. Still think those guys should get a few confirmed kills before they go asking for MY HARD EARNED MONEY. Thanks for playing my voicemail though gentleman good stuff all around.
LMAO
Legend among men, your call was hilarious
Haha
ricktastic
bro how stoned were you
I love how tucker is slowly becoming a whole co-host episode by episode
#givetuckeranintrosequence 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
They can’t give him third member status after what happened last time
We can’t have 3 hosts or it’ll happen again and we will lose one of them
ift. they make him the third host he might be sent to the void like charlie
They're slowly introducing him as one like a mother slowly making her new boyfriend get more involved in family activities after dad left
Schlong is right about the glass bottles being better. The glass bottle also provides a nice snack after you finish the water
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while driving well past the speed limit
i like how this implies ur texting and driving 😭💀
@@stanky_smaybe he stopped (not likely)
he stopped when his face went through the windshield at 85 miles per hour
Tucker equating the peanut-free table at schools to segregation is probably the wildest thing he's said on the podcast so far.
yes
@@big_seayes
@@niekklaver9276yes
@@niekklaver9276yes
Fr
The delivery of “long time chuckler, first time.... sandwich” absolutely took me OUT bro
this is the best podcast to listen to on hour 37 of my goon sesh
Sometimes I goon to the pod. 🤤
Only 37? Those are amateur numbers
get it up to 64 hours and we will come back to you
@@clonetrooper576 I’m thinking 128. Now THATS Impressive
Don’t forget to film it and post it 😉
I think that caller believes the Salvation Army is the ACTUAL Army
What's santa's rank?
@@A_Toasterlieutenant Commander Kristopher Kringle
why do you think that? I’ve never seen the Salvation Army in front of a store but I see recruiters and military people asking for donations all the time so I’m sure that’s what he meant.
@@bigboichungus6846Someone claiming to be him left a comment saying he meant the Salvation Army.
This is the perfect podcast to proselytize to.
Fr
Can't enjoy it without.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Proselytizer, I hardly know Him.
This is the perfect podcast to enjoy a bowl of apple peels to.
I love that tucker is getting more screen time its feels like the pod has three members love you tucker
1:22:07 has to be my favorite moment of the podcast. Just them saying fuck off to schlatt.
It's fucking phenomenal.
and i’ll do it again!!!
That was seriously the most annoying submission of the entire episode
@@thedoctork1037 omg thank you
I knew y’all were gonna regret this 😭 so many ways this could go wrong
So many slurs... 😔
I'm sure they look through them
😢
@@Thatguyyeaaah pretty sure tucker does- I feel bad for him
Bro what are these npc asss comments
I like when Tucker is more included in the conversations like in this episode, we need more Tucker action!
As a choir guy myself, I was a bass, and the most annoying people in the choir were generally tenors. Totally agree
Tenors always seemed like the most puntable chorus members, as someone close to lots of music extracurricular people. They had Minions energy lol
Tenors are the ones who have all bark no bite, can't even harmonize properly. Also, if u take half of the basses and make em sing the tenor part, i bet u they'll do the job way better
@@sideways5153 Absolutely valid.
@vicepresidentblankets1554 Yeah, probably. The only reason basses couldn't, would be because it's out of their range
@@sideways5153 Yeah, checks out
Im a tenor myself and i can confirm that we are 100% the most obnoxious, followed probably by sopranos, i think it has to do with the fact that a lot of tenors generally aren't in the range for the melodies so they generally feel like their "hot shit" cuz they get more fun parts to sing... any bass will tell you how boring most bass parts are (my choir doesn't really have enough guys so im either the only tenor or put with another group 99% of the time) so @vicepresidentblankets1554 its prob also to do with the fact that basses will fully make the most out of it if they ever get put on the tenor parts.
Frozen produce is often fresher than the "fresh" stuff you see at the store because its been frozen at the source whereas most "fresh" produce has been sitting around for weeks.
Right and sort of wrong.
Most of the fruit you get at the store usually aren’t ripe when it’s picked. By the time it hits the store it’s at its best. Adding on to that supermarkets to save money will usually stock local produce. Therefore, most of it is still the freshest you’ll get. Since that usually comes in daily to weekly.
A lot of that frozen product sits in warehouses and is shipped by truck across the US. Some of that frozen stuff my sit for weeks in a freezer and then in a reefer. Depending on what you freeze, it can make some fruits less appealing.
@@kinocorner976frozen produce definitely isn’t as appealing but because of the early picking and not being frozen, the “fresh” produce sitting out is gonna usually have less nutrients than frozen, cause freezing them retains the nutrients better. Overall tho it’s such a small difference that it’s not really important
There was a period of time during my freshman year of college where the only thing I could fall asleep to was Schlatt's Wii game videos because I had gotten so used to falling asleep watching them
Tucker eye rolling as he tells Ted has no magic aura is my everything xD
This made me laugh because my grandpa literally has a picture with Jack Black in a Walmart
perfect podcast to listen to while doing the most normal righteous citizen mundane things
Just listened while I cleaned my kitchen. You're absolutely right
i killed my neighbor with a shovel
'Schlatt' was also doing mundane citizen things on october of 1999
These controversial opinions either had me speechless and in shock or laughing my ass off over how absurd they were I love it
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while checking why Ted Nivison is trending on Twitter
?
Oh no.
@@Anonymouseyoutuberhis gf/ex-gf posted a tiktok implying he cheated on her
There it is, I was curious how quickly it would take people to bring it up
I don't plan on having a Twitter account, what happene?
Those braindead Xitter users better not touch our entertainment factory!!
Hey! Its me Dessie ! I am so happy that you reacted to my pasta sauce opinion :] I got to take some of these suggestions sometime !
I’m going to be the monster under your bed tonight
@@godfatherjames Yo the Alfredo I just had tonight was bussin
Hey I wrote a message about a year ago saying that I was moving on from my past job and onto bigger and brighter things. Well! I thought I’d give y’all an update! I moved in that time to a very big college (won’t say the name) and work as a groundskeeper for their baseball field! I have met so many wonderful people and life hasn’t been better. I move back home in a couple months and I’d like to say think you again for being my number one podcast to listen to while mower the field. You guys got me through heartbreak, love, and all around every emotion so seriously, thank you
Nothing but bangers since the break. Love the show and appreciate y’all.
Ted saying spam isn’t an “American thing” as in we don’t like it, but it could be an “apocalypse thing” is so ironic because it is from America AND it’s from WWII so it literally is an American apocalypse thing 💀💀
And it's weirdly popular around the world because we literally handed it out
54:45
That dude needs to be on the podcast. The fact that he left pauses just perfectly long enough for schlatt to argue with him.
This the perfect podcast to listen to while guzzling gallons of spam!
Although not many others have probably noticed this, I have to say I love the inclusion of the chuckle sandwich anime intro. Whenever i see anime ted perfectly catching a baseball bat in swinging grip I just think of the meme ‘omai we mu, mou shinderu’ and it cracks me up every episode.
I think of the time Ted broke my left knee in the New Mexico desert
*omae wa mou shindeiru
@@aurelien5747wtf he did that to me too
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR ANY ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF THE INTRO LMAO
Wanted to send in a question but I figured it wasn’t worth the embarrassment. I think I’ll enjoy the chaos instead
And done! That was a great episode! Love speedrunning 💪
The Ted and Schlatt dynamic is peak this episode
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while experiencing dehydration induced insomnia and psychosis
Schlatt’s totally normal and polite response at 5:10 is straight out of the uncanny valley
Didn't have the time to send in a voicemail unfortunately, but I definitely would have asked for Its_Jawsh to be featured on the podcast if I did!
Guys it’s been over a year, you Have my blessing to make tucker a full member. Dude is hilarious and I always want more of him by the end of the episode.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while listening to a good podcast.
I absolutely love that super slow build into the intro song. Fits so perfect, it's just plain satisfying.
I love how chuckle sandwich never fails to make my day better. I was having a terrible day today, had a bad test, couldn’t sleep, had practice after school and did below average. But as soon as you guys upload it makes it all worth it. I know I’m not speaking for myself when I say, thank you Chuckle sandwich.
I busted to it
"As a Religious Catholic, I just don't know" is a line I will be borrowing for future conversations... I am not, in fact, Catholic, but that will make it even more humorous.
30:50 this next minute has convinces me "Ted" has been psychotic far longer than any of us could have ever knew
omg loved the voicemails
this was definitely the best and funniest video with viewer submissions
As a Walmart asset protection associate I can confirm that what you described is how target does it. Walmart still keeps track of people, but they will just throw charges at people for anything over $15 and trespass them so that if they are a repeat offender they can hit them with a felony
I’ve never seen a glass bottle of water in my 22 years of life, but considering I like reusing the harder plastic bottles, I imagine reusing those would be awesome.
This is the perfect podcast to listen to on my 2 and a half hour commute
USA?
@@aurelien5747peanits
@@aurelien5747 yes, I work in LA
Ted has swam through the blood and bones of every fan he has encountered irl
The perfect podcast to listen to while drunk driving down the m6! Thanks lads!
Aslong as you're not drunk crashing! It's the drunk crashers that give us a bad name ✊️
@@TheHalloween_Jack SO TRUE
chuckle sandwich never fails to post a video the second i go to the youtube homepage
It was about time I smiled at a podcast again. 😊
37:21 I love how randomly progressive schlatt is at times
He’s the bi representation our children deserve lol
That's not progressive thats just based
Yeah they keep bringing up patriarchy though, hope they don't go that far, because the patriarchy doesn't actually exist.
What I love about this episode is you can clearly see how ted and schlatt have influenced these people's vocal patterns
The intro always makes me smile like this creativity while just buddying is hype- You're doing some good stuff keep it up
I always feel sleep deprived watching this podcast
I can agree with the whole tenor thing as a tenor 1, and I auditioned and got a callback for my school’s a capella group. I didn’t make it in, and thank goodness. Those guys are so stuck up, so stuck with choir instead 🤣
The opening sketch was hilarious
this is a chuckle sandwich classic 😂
As soon as I heard Tucker chuckle at 11:17, I knew he was thinking what I was about truffle pigs. 😂
if jack black shoplifted that would make him a real skidouche
That blueberry question really hit close to home. You were all so quick to shut it down despite her obviously being right!!! Every single day I come home and get myself a huge bowl of frozen blueberries. Even better is if you let the frozen blueberries melt, which actually DOESN’T ruin the purpose. The freezing process removes the sour flavor you sometimes get, and melting them makes it a beautiful blueberry slushy. Small guy and Ted, your ignorance DISGUSTS ME!!!!!
frozen blueberries are sooo good
I drank this weekend and had almost an entire bottle of Woodford reserve to myself and got drunk mowing the yard, I mowed so much that I even mowed the parts of the yard that we don't usually mow because the yard is so large all with a little 22-in push mower it took me maybe 6 or 7 hours but by the time I was done I ended up taking a family size box of Velveeta shells and cheese and may the whole thing ate it all and I guess I was so drunk I didn't even remember doing that on top of I guess I was fucking shit up in Monster Hunter but like I said I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it so I'm sitting in this flow state not really conscious of what I'm doing like going at it and then I wake up the next morning and I'm like man I'd love some mac and cheese for dinner today
Real
Never fails to ruin my day 🤗
22:56 best tucker quote of all time
Tucker is the greatest
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I question my life choices.
Rick is Dirty Johnny , all grown up. ( 10/10 Norm impression by that legendary caller)
I didn't know Ted did a capella but it makes so much sense...
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while I’m eating bone in wings
The best podcast to call the president using *67
6:08 genuinely upset that no one has clipped this i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, key words being ‘burger meat chuckle sandwich’ ‘ted nivison burger meat’ ‘ted and schlatt burger meat’ the way schlatt says “burger is a meat” with so much force and ted repeats burger meat like a little chump boy, causing a forceful repeat of burger meat from schlatt again is just so good i just spent 15 minutes searching for it, now i have it 🙏
YUUUUSSSSS ANOTHER EPISODE!!
The perfect podcast to listen to while taking a stoll over the silver Bridge in Point Pleasant, WVover a brisk evening on December 15, 1967 and seeing moth man.
This is the best podcast to listen to when pasteurizing milk.
I really liked how present Tucker was in this one ngl
You are not alone, Ted. I used to eat apple peels too & I'm gonna say it, I liked it more than the apple itself
The peanut table discussion was gold
holy shit schlatt is the only person i have seen that also eats the crust off the pop tarts first. i thought i was the only one
I love that every episode has a Tucker Mid episode interruption chapter now
40:54 ted bringing up the wings again so he wont be bullied for his food allergies. Never in my life have I seen such cowardice, one day Nivison will have to answer for his allergies.
Thanks for featuring my meat options on this podcast
brian ⁉️
@@stanky_syessir
I can’t believe Schlatt Ted and Tucker didn’t know what the Salvation Army is
Yay excited for the weekly pod
You’re not chuckling!!! Everyone better be chuckling!!!
gonna chuckle so hard to this
Tucker out of his shell is peak comedy.
I just shared a dark embarrassing story from my past, I sure hope they expose it to a large podcast audience ‼️‼️‼️
The “ Schlatt fuck you” had me dying 😂
i have mild synesthesia, its like hallucinations. Except for me its just white moving circles or shapes, most of the time its a shrinking circle ⭕️ independent of each eye
3 times i ate a weed brownie and it was straight up just very visible hallucinations
As someone with a relative who had a spinal/brain injury and thus lost the ability to swallow, i have tried thick water and it is the stuff of nightmares.
podcast to listen to!
podcast to listen t!
podcast to listen!
Podcast to listen?
@@brandonwilliam2618 podcast to liste!
pod cats to ksinteoto!
the perfect podcast to listen to while shitting on the toilet
this is the perfect podcast to say scdoosh while stealing from walmart to
i appreciate how passionate schlatt gets about these podcasts
perfect podcast to do my math homework to
30:30 ted really specifically ate the part of the apple that he was allergic to
5 more episodes until Charlie is revived from the dead (if he doesn't come back for at least episode 100, I will commit heinous crimes)
"The boxes didn't get soggy" have these people never seen a juice box before?
This is nice and all but when is Charlie coming back for a guest appearance
He's been gone for so long that I think there are more episodes he hasn't been in than episodes that he has been in...but I miss him still.
You guys should make the voicemails quieter I could almost hear them
This is the perfect podcast to listen to while offering polarizing opinions!
(I am running out of ideas please help me)
aioli is an emulsion of garlic and olive oil.
mayo is an emulsion of egg yolk and vegetable oil.
literally different sauces