It’s hilarious all the way around like he makes excellent characters😂and the people in his vids are always funny as well and its just chaotic and i love it
To you reading this Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent, which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit to hell but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel. Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
@entothechesnautknight1762 this is just the prequel to that video, the angel is just the adventurer that just died and came back to the heavens to watch her daughter just to die again lol
I absolutely love the chaos this made, in what other story would you see the party defeat a beholder by healing a wall until it's too high for the beholder to go over
I love how the bandits fail so miserably at stabbing Jamin that they start to think he’s invincible. The bandits just happened to be the worst bandits to ever live.
I like how they spend so much time trying to think of what fifth-dimensional chess move Noah pulled and it's revealed he's been playing checkers this whole time.
@@MrRat-nm7hq because it's a trick question, in a game you can only place 16 pawns but technically you CAN put pawns on other squares as well, and there are 64 squares
I love how the bandits were so shit they all accidentally stabbed each other when they surrounded jamin and when one got resurrected he immediately tried to stab him again and accidentally slit his own throat
To you reading this, Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation he came to save us from hell and eternal suffering. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit straight to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
7:06 "the bandit recklessly charges forward brandishing his dagger high in the air. He attempts to swing but misses so badly and with such poor form that his wrist and arm flop around limply. His swing carries completely through its arc with no restraint burying his dagger into the left side of his chest. He growns then pulls the dagger free coughing and wheezing while slowly falling to the floor."
Personally, I more imagined: "My knife you see... is coated in poison. The smallest cut can be fatal. Take care. My knife... has quite a burn. Er.. I shouldn't have licked it..."
I've no clue who any of you are because I don't play DnD or competitive Pikmin or whatever it is you guys do, but you're all so thoroughly entertaining and this series is fantastic!
Competitive Pikmin... I guess bingo and dandori battles exist, but I don't see how someone could actually be competitive with those... Are you thinking of speedrunning Pikmin. (I'm trying to reply seriously in a joking manner. Unless you are being serious in which case I apologize.)
I absolutely loved this one. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but watching one of our three "heroes" just deal with every problem through trivia and logic while the other two just go full throttle and throw everything they can was a rollercoaster of enjoyment. Nice vid Noah
Imagine being the final boss in this game, you almost win againts all the players and their attacks, even surving a nat 20 lightning bolt only to die of fall damage.
And the wand the dark wizard wanted was eevees but off screen he came back to life and wanted his wand back since he lost it when he died to cast thunder spell so he became the new leader of the dark wizards lol
Yea so weird. Watched noah first them randomly found card market cause I play magic. Then bam a week later they in a video together. Took me by surprise
I can supply more evidence for Santa being real than any evidence I've ever been offered from any church figure. I could start with the fact that NORAD has been tracking and publishing Santa's route for 7 decades...or that He isn't afraid to display His god like power by appearing in multiple malls at once while allowing people to walk away with photographic evidence of His existence. I wrote a term paper on this one. I could literally offer a couple pages worth of individual pieces of "evidence" all of which are stronger than "My parents scared me into believing a thousands of years old story under threat of eternal torture and now I refuse to change my mind." or "You can't prove I'm wrong, so I'm justified in saying I'm right until you do." Which is where this idea sprung from originally. My family is not a fan of "You can't prove Santa DOESNT exist so I'm justified in preaching to you about the pathway to The Land of Eternal Gifts until you can offer me 100% proof Santa isn't hiding somewhere in the universe. I don't see how you can deny His existence when I see such proof of Him working through my life. I wrote an extra letter to him last year asking him to help me recover from Covid...and I DID recover. When I see such proof I dont understand how you can even begin to deny He is real."
Channel is amazing every single player drawling everything is amazing. The only thing I have a problem with is that the videos don’t come out too quickly if if you can get them to lose like one every two days.
You should do one where you have these 3 in the overworld or underworld and then sophist, vernias, nick, and brent in a different dimension and eventually they'll meet.
Noah this is the first time I have had the first view on any video ever! That being said Noah I love these games you host. I feel like doing something similar for my friends!
One divided by zero is negative infinity and positive infinity simultaneously, if you look at the graph of y=1/x and make x=0 you will get two answers at the same time
@liamsmith8518 it's impossible to find the end of the line on that particular graph to get our answer, even if we did, we would still have both answers being true at the same time which completely breaks the principles of math
@@RIP_TexpertIt wouldn't be a big problem if there were multiple 'solutions' to 1/0. E.g. for any positive number there exist two square roots, but you can just choose one of them (by convention you choose the nonnegative one as the square root). The problem with 1/0 is that there is no solution that aligns with the basic rules of math. One of them is that the division is designed to be the inversion of the multiplication. So 1/0 should be the number that yields 1 if it is multiplied with 0. But there is no such number, even infinity multiplied by zero is zero by convention. And if you would just invent some number x and define it to fulfill the equation x*0 = 1, you would get 1 = x*0 = x*(0*2) = (x*0)*2 = 1*2 = 2
[!!SPOILERS!!] My heart got touched at 12:54 when i found out that "nil dog" was actually "goblin", best storytelling ever EDIT: I cried, they left him there to die.. tragic
here is a link to card market magic (the guys on the game show): www.youtube.com/@CardmarketMagic
dang no replies
I heal the wall!
cool
cool
@@ZexalDSJAshhey you ruined the no replies
@@Palermons mwahahaha
Idk why, but this channel is literally one of my favourites just because of how creative the ideas are and how funny the players are
Same
It’s hilarious all the way around like he makes excellent characters😂and the people in his vids are always funny as well and its just chaotic and i love it
bro said "idk why" and followed it with a "because" statement
Facts
......that means you know why....
“His real name is goblin?”
The biggest plot twist since Isaac Newton invented gravity
Tears in my eyes at the reveal 😂
Top ten anime betrayals
"Nilbog is Goblin spelled backward!" -Troll 2 That's literally a major reveal in that movie!
To you reading this Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent, which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit to hell but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel.
Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
@@Mat14651 Thanks for sending this message on YT so someone that _actually_ deserves it can read, but I have reason to suspect you're a bot.
I love your commitment to reusing assets. I feel like they're characters that I'm getting to know
Artists are expensive
@@privpi I wasn't complaining
It’s kinda like they’re all actors that play roles in Noah’s games, kinda like the Mario characters
Strong long lasting character arcs
@@herobrineharry7698 Strong lasting one might say
I love how random numbers can form such solid story lines and character personalities, like that poor god damn bandit
It's the Angel's sick daughter from last time.
Yeah she didn't get better.
Jamien is untouchable
I mean, a 1-20 dice is the crux of D&D.
Random number allocations are kind of the core of all RPGs funny enough
@entothechesnautknight1762 this is just the prequel to that video, the angel is just the adventurer that just died and came back to the heavens to watch her daughter just to die again lol
This is my favorite lineup of players! They're all silly but had some genuinely creative solutions!
last time noah did this rpg sophist casted a thunder spell on a small child 💀
@@SleeplessDuckand her mother
@@minaashido518 yaa he just enters a room and thunder spell and joined enemies T-T
Theyre a little boring and calm, i liked ev and the gang more
If you like these guys they are actually all part of one channel: Cardmarket. They mostly play paper magic on there, I really enjoy their videos
Love how Noah says “yahmin” correctly at 9:10 only to immediately revert to “jahmin” upon next mention
Noah cast a big brain spell on himself for exactly 10 seconds
smart stout from deep rock galactic
I actually don't mind either pronunciation. One is "correct" in German, the other sounds cooler
@@jaminkauf6242jammin jamin jamin then you can say all three
the spelling also changes nearly every time in the text captions too 😂
I absolutely love the chaos this made, in what other story would you see the party defeat a beholder by healing a wall until it's too high for the beholder to go over
Dungeons and Dragons :P
This whole concept was based on it.
@@pii-chan8804 "It's a gazebo." "I run from the monster!" "I attack the darkness!"
Truly a joyous and funny time.
@awhellnah__ you could probably find a grow wall spell somewhere
4:32
"So that's how they made the pyramids!" is SUCH a good line
As an Egyptian I can confirm
I love how the bandits fail so miserably at stabbing Jamin that they start to think he’s invincible. The bandits just happened to be the worst bandits to ever live.
And the head bandit died of embarrassment
I like how it never occured to the healer to heal his friends when they were on 1hp
He was to busy answering trivia questions
@@linkachuap of course, he did win after all.
There is no healing in who wants to be a millionaire after all.
hey nice pfp
3:32 Not gonna lie, this actually was better at 2x speed
Indeed, I did for the curious and was genuinely better
I like how they spend so much time trying to think of what fifth-dimensional chess move Noah pulled and it's revealed he's been playing checkers this whole time.
And the anwer is 16, Idk how all 4 came uo with 64
@@MrRat-nm7hq because it's a trick question, in a game you can only place 16 pawns but technically you CAN put pawns on other squares as well, and there are 64 squares
I like how Noah's pronunciation of Thoralf's name changes every three second
If you hear him calling Thoralf "Toffel", that's a nickname
I love how the bandits were so shit they all accidentally stabbed each other when they surrounded jamin and when one got resurrected he immediately tried to stab him again and accidentally slit his own throat
Shitty homemade rpgs played between friends is my new favorite niche genre
Its how it should choice and creativity
This is quite literally the average dnd experience but more simplified
Agreed
I need more
To you reading this, Jesus can help with whatever problems, hardships, and issues you have. Believe in him and what he has done on the cross for your salvation he came to save us from hell and eternal suffering. You can not save yourself he came to save us. Turn from your sins, repent which is changing your life to follow the way of God and not your way, your way will lead you into a pit of despair I know it, my way lead me in a pit straight to hell, but Jesus rescued me and he can rescue you. He can grant a peace and joy unfelt, and be your closest friend always there, This is the gospel
Jesus Christ, son of God, died for our sins, was buried, and rose again on the third day. After he went to his tweleve disciples and many others before ascending into heaven eternally triumphant over all his enemies and making it so that there is now no condemnation for sin to all those who believe in him, but only everlasting joy. John 3:16
The editor who had to make the subtitles, you are the best. The fact that at 3:36 the subtitles get rotated with the avatar illustrates my point
Also 40:31
24:37 also says chainsaw instead of kick back as a chainsaw man reference
Noah is the editor, it's not TH-cam subtitles
@@carriejerkins6929 your degeneracy is showing, it said chainsaw instead of kick back because chainsaws kick back
@@endzor He did not mean TH-cam subtitles
25:22 got me good. Quality content.
"because i miss him" xD
You know it’s a good game when the DM starts every description/turn with “Uhhh… I guess-“
"this isn't going well"
_A single roll later_
"This is going great!"
I love ttrpgs
Games like this are hidden gems due to so much comedy, freedom, and creativity
7:06 "the bandit recklessly charges forward brandishing his dagger high in the air. He attempts to swing but misses so badly and with such poor form that his wrist and arm flop around limply. His swing carries completely through its arc with no restraint burying his dagger into the left side of his chest. He growns then pulls the dagger free coughing and wheezing while slowly falling to the floor."
Truly the epitome of a 1
Personally, I more imagined: "My knife you see... is coated in poison. The smallest cut can be fatal. Take care. My knife... has quite a burn. Er.. I shouldn't have licked it..."
I've no clue who any of you are because I don't play DnD or competitive Pikmin or whatever it is you guys do, but you're all so thoroughly entertaining and this series is fantastic!
They only started the dnd-ish format from the previous vid
competitive pikmin xD
thoralf is known for his Magic the Gathering videos
Competitive Pikmin... I guess bingo and dandori battles exist, but I don't see how someone could actually be competitive with those... Are you thinking of speedrunning Pikmin.
(I'm trying to reply seriously in a joking manner. Unless you are being serious in which case I apologize.)
"what is the strongest force in the universe?"
"friendship."
"it used to be..."😭
These guys understood the assignment and made this so entertaining to watch.
I absolutely loved this one. Not gonna spoil it for anyone, but watching one of our three "heroes" just deal with every problem through trivia and logic while the other two just go full throttle and throw everything they can was a rollercoaster of enjoyment. Nice vid Noah
Imagine being the final boss in this game, you almost win againts all the players and their attacks, even surving a nat 20 lightning bolt only to die of fall damage.
its like dying of shame
Sounds like program issue to me
the question with "automatic loss" and a rock toss as a reward got me good XD
also, jaymin rolls nat 20 against everything cracks me up so much
So kind of you to revive the angel's sick daughter from last time to relive her role as bandit, even if said sickness makes her the worst bandit ever!
Will Noah run out of game ideas? No. Noah is the game ideas.
but what if, Noah runs out of noah?
@@neoieo5832 Then the world truly s doomed
@@christianottley8542what if they cast healing spell on earth
@@neoieo5832then he has to spin the bad wheel
@@robertbeisert3315and then he gets spin x2 1m times in a row
You need to bring Sophist back for another round of this. Random spells sounds up his alley.
Make Sophist switch places with all the npcs he killed and fight himself
I appreciate that you even rotated the text when he was doing the somersault. Quality editing.
I don’t want to give any spoilers. I do want to say Noah did a great job adapting to the players choices. Great DMing on his part.
I don’t know why but having the text be upside down for when people are dead is just so funny to me
This brightened my day! Noah’s content always makes me smile :)
The moment I saw a "chainsaw" subtitle for the word kickback, it started playing in my head
Those knives are the knives that TCNick threw in the last rpg adventure
And the wand the dark wizard wanted was eevees but off screen he came back to life and wanted his wand back since he lost it when he died to cast thunder spell so he became the new leader of the dark wizards lol
25:25
One of the best moments from this video lmao
Agreed. That killed me
Same with the jumping wall 😂
It would be funny if one of the questions was "what is a color, yes or no, explain your answer" and the answer is no because "what" is not a color
😂
27:06 i like to think this is a reference to that one video where a character had like 1000 knives and missed a lot of them
Noah never fails to make me laugh watching his videos
Same
YOU DIDNT EVEN WATCH THE VIDEO YET
@@kanyewestsister2277nothing saying its not gonna make you laugh though
@@kartanaist
The point is that these comments are cookie-cutter ploys for likes. It’s the new like begging, effectively.
@@dar2vasalso most of them are bots
I love how this is a completely normal game of D&D
I was NOT expecting Cardmarket as ever being guests. Only thing that can surprise me more is if they come back 👀
This is their second time actually! Funnily I learned about cardmarket from a Noah video
@@ramzikawa734 Wild, I gotta go back and see what my little strudels were doing. Thanks 👍
@@ramzikawa734 actually its the third time!
third time @@ramzikawa734
Yea so weird. Watched noah first them randomly found card market cause I play magic. Then bam a week later they in a video together. Took me by surprise
Watching these guys play after watching party crashers convinced me there is actually a skill gap to this in the ability to think outside the box
This kinda feels like mix of a fever dream and those strange mobile games commercials
Santa is actually real but is now unsurprisingly dead
I can supply more evidence for Santa being real than any evidence I've ever been offered from any church figure.
I could start with the fact that NORAD has been tracking and publishing Santa's route for 7 decades...or that He isn't afraid to display His god like power by appearing in multiple malls at once while allowing people to walk away with photographic evidence of His existence.
I wrote a term paper on this one. I could literally offer a couple pages worth of individual pieces of "evidence" all of which are stronger than
"My parents scared me into believing a thousands of years old story under threat of eternal torture and now I refuse to change my mind."
or
"You can't prove I'm wrong, so I'm justified in saying I'm right until you do."
Which is where this idea sprung from originally.
My family is not a fan of "You can't prove Santa DOESNT exist so I'm justified in preaching to you about the pathway to The Land of Eternal Gifts until you can offer me 100% proof Santa isn't hiding somewhere in the universe. I don't see how you can deny His existence when I see such proof of Him working through my life. I wrote an extra letter to him last year asking him to help me recover from Covid...and I DID recover. When I see such proof I dont understand how you can even begin to deny He is real."
Noah definetly is one of the youtubers of all time with his absolutly content🔥🔥🔥
his content is definetly very absolutly
Channel is amazing every single player drawling everything is amazing. The only thing I have a problem with is that the videos don’t come out too quickly if if you can get them to lose like one every two days.
First minite in and somehow the healer dodges every stab. I am laughing so hard
And he survives till the end
These four words define every great DM: you can certainly try
AH HA! The budget went up again! We got animation and special effects! I cant believe this. EVEN PROFESSIONAL VOICE ACTORS!
I love how they didn't really kill any enemies apart from the bandits at the start, they all either killed themselves rolling a 1 or just got ignored
Thinking a little too outside the box on that chess question.
Saint Nicholas is real Santa is the grandiose representation of him
@MagicTheNoah look you are big enough for scammers
This was one of the best so far. The creativity of the players mixed with a wheel and fucked up trivia. Good shit!
I was gonna try some two-sentence horror.
Then I heard from behind: "Let's see how well it goes *wheel spins*."
Famous last words "He can try"
The rare occasion where there's no Vaporeon in the entire video
Apparently the way to win this was just solve Trivia questions and never attack.
Thats why only Jamin lived.
Noah: You're being chased by a beholder
Thoralf: Im going to take a trivia question
I hope this is what 6E DnD will be
I clicked this video with my left elbow
Loved that when Noah said "Kickback" the captions said "chainsaw"
24:37 Noah: "Kickback?"
His own Subtitles: "Chainsaw"
Chainsaw man's OP is called KickBack
Yo I was wondering if anyone else noticed! I love that song. X)
@@CrucibleOfHate I have no clue what an "OP" is here, but I don't need to know more than "it's a reference"
@@Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer Opening.
The crossover I didn't know I needed. That was a lot of fun thanks Noah and The Cardmarket Trio!
I love how they only kill 3 enemies and then the final boss. Everyone else either just gets ignored or dies by other means
Im so glad the youtube algorithm for whatever reason decided to shove this channel down my throat
These games are so good
Thoralf using the teleport spell to bring jamin back to him was hilarious
Loved the
"OH i have a HAT i may be able to answer trivia questions now"
😂😂
30:15 Should have let them argue whether it's aligator or crocodile, with the correct answer being caiman smh
"so that's how they built the pyramids" the fact the homie didnt get inspiration for that is nuts.
I reached this video via my left elbow
By far these set of players are my favorite, with their chaotic and creative solutions
1:15 bro became caesar
I love the creative solutions these guys made
24:36 unexpected Chainsaw man reference
32:47 It’s not just a boulder…
It’s a rock!
The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.
In case anyone was curious, Saint Nicholas was indeed a real person known for his goodness, especially helping the poor.
Jamin just winning the whole thing by being mostly untouchable is pretty funny
This is soo much less chaotic and loud without the party crashers to several magnitudes
new title: I made an RPG but everyone just walks away from every enemy
This is definitely one of the games of all time
You should do one where you have these 3 in the overworld or underworld and then sophist, vernias, nick, and brent in a different dimension and eventually they'll meet.
His videos are always brighten my day
23:55 "Well I actually know both systems"
Very clearly
You should make a game where the actual treasure was the friends you made along the way.
the amount of 1s and 20s rolled in this was incredible
Holy fuck xD these guys are beyond hilarious, that's the best one yet by far i think
I love that the final boss just died of fall damage XD
Noah this is the first time I have had the first view on any video ever! That being said Noah I love these games you host. I feel like doing something similar for my friends!
Jamin just goes to show healer mindset
One divided by zero is negative infinity and positive infinity simultaneously, if you look at the graph of y=1/x and make x=0 you will get two answers at the same time
Actually, it's still undefined, closer and closer to infinity it gets closer and closer to zero, but it never actually 2ill reach 0
@liamsmith8518 the only reasons why it is undefined is because infinity isn't a number, and no math equation can have two answers
@liamsmith8518 it's impossible to find the end of the line on that particular graph to get our answer, even if we did, we would still have both answers being true at the same time which completely breaks the principles of math
@@RIP_Texpert Absolute Value problems be like:
@@RIP_TexpertIt wouldn't be a big problem if there were multiple 'solutions' to 1/0. E.g. for any positive number there exist two square roots, but you can just choose one of them (by convention you choose the nonnegative one as the square root).
The problem with 1/0 is that there is no solution that aligns with the basic rules of math. One of them is that the division is designed to be the inversion of the multiplication. So 1/0 should be the number that yields 1 if it is multiplied with 0. But there is no such number, even infinity multiplied by zero is zero by convention. And if you would just invent some number x and define it to fulfill the equation x*0 = 1, you would get 1 = x*0 = x*(0*2) = (x*0)*2 = 1*2 = 2
I like this A LOT more now because you have the beginning 10 second expiation. (love your content)
I'm glad that you guys confirmed old Saint Nicholas's existence as legitimate. I don't know if I could take any other outcome😢
There were some absolutely golden moments there that made me audibly laugh for a while.
this channel is one of my favorites becuase of this unique video idea i havent seen others do
Enserio amo este canal, es muy creativo con su contenido, gracias Noah Magic The
Can we all agree that these videos are the best?
When he said the thing about valdemort was really *cuts off* starts playing Mr clean ad
I'm fucking dying
[!!SPOILERS!!]
My heart got touched at 12:54 when i found out that "nil dog" was actually "goblin", best storytelling ever
EDIT: I cried, they left him there to die.. tragic
these videos are so funny because everyone involved just goes along with everything, invoking chaos in a very orderly way