The fact that actual horse CPR involves the doctors climbing on the horse and jumping up and down on top of the horse with all their weight makes the horse CPR gag even funnier because there is no way they know this.
@@virealixx This is exactly what it is. There is no technique it is quiet literally jump on the horses chest and hope for the best. It is a 1000# animal you are not going to break it by jumping on it as high and as hard as you can and there is no physical way to compress the chest enough to pump the heart by using your arms so your entire body is what you have to do.
Noah today literally woke up and said "hey, im gonna make a funny video to annoy my d&d comrades" and didnt expect that a frog was gonna put their tounge a bit too deep in failboat's throat during cpr and the same frog revived him as a pregnant woman and noah himself to say "failboat is gonna make a pregnancy check, and with a nat 20 you will give birth"
Noah: "Ha! Because I will be able to interpret the wishes however I want, I will have some control back over the game. No derailing this time!" 1 hour later. "I wrap my giant horse tongue around the Lapras and I use it as a melee weapon and slam it into the goblin mech!"
I was totally expecting the responses to be full of "social commentary", and now we'll never know if it would have happened after this because I changed the course of events
so.... i did my best! and sent this to my siblings! i watched the weridest wvideo ever and i saw this comment on it "52:50 and 55:35 - I will genuinely be amazed if you can describe these scenes to someone who has never seen Magic the Noah before" and therefor i shall explain what was happening there! a poor man with no legs and two "full restore" Potions stand on two civilians. the civiians are part of a mech made of clones of the civillians. they are holding a single father, with a VERY long horse cpr tounge acting as a whip. at the end of the whip tounge theres a laserpointer acting as a lightsaber. the mech of civillians are also riding a giant red frog. the lightsaber is now a laserbeem that is attacking another mostrosity of a mech. that mech consists of, a tiny pink demon named FDD (short for Fortnite Defult Dance), standing on a big red goblin head. the goblin head is conected to several other tinier red goblins, forming a mech. the mech has lost both its arms. the goblin meh is also riding a demon horse. OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MISDLIITH THE SLAY SERPANT OR WATHEVER!!! uh... the goblin mech has wings, that are a black/purple serpant. one wing is the end of the serpant, and the other is the head of the serpant. it is tg´he serpant that is being shot at oh and theres some text saing "heps coming in 2 turns" the second scene is basically the same. ecept the civilian mech has lost its arm. and the mech, with frog an all, is doing some kind of backflip. the long tounge whip is holding a pokemon, throwing it at the goblin creature thing. the promise of help is no longer ther, becuse the help has come, and its currently being launched at the enemy. :D
23:25 I like how the mech moved behind the dragon to use the second pregnant woman weapon like it did a "you're already dead" attack on it and then ohko'd it. Truly cinematic.
i truly believe this was the best thing i have ever seen. i dont think any fictional story will ever top this from betray to character devolpment to the power of friendship this was everything.
Top 10 Magic The Noah strongest characters: 10. Sophist (I cast Thunderspell!) 9. 8. Classic Red Dragon 7. Evil Princess Vaporeon 6. Cannon Dwarf 5. Pregnant Women 4. Shopkeep 3. Misilith the Plague Serpent 2. Time God 1. TIED these 2 abominations at the end of this video 52:16 Feel free to mention more characters that deserve a spot
You also forgot the 9th slot. I also say the bump the 1st place mechs to 2nd place and put 1st place as the chance wheel that decides everything that happens.
I'm kind of confused now. The math was correct, right? These probabilities should be additive as 1/20+1/20 = 10% Unless you assume that two births in one turn don't count. Then it would be (1/20*19/20)*2 = 9.5% This is just Noah being chaotic again, isn't it? I'm honestly unsure at this point.
@@3st3st77 thats not how probabilities work, spinning 20 times for a 1/20 chance doesnt mean its a 100% chance to hit. the actual calculation would be 1-(0.95^2) *100%
@@3st3st77Well it should be 9.75% and is the chance that at least 1 of the 2 rolls ends up happening. The harder way to do that is taking the chance that exactly 1 happens (1/20 x 19/20, which is 0.0475 or 4.75%) and doubling it to account for either the first or the second being the success (4.75 x 2 = 9.5%), then adding on the chance that both of them land the 1/20 (0.25%) which gives the 9.75%. The much easier way is to instead calculate the chance that neither roll happens and then just subtract that % from 100, since that means at least 1 of them does happen. So to do that you take (19/20) x (19/20) which is .9025 or 90.25%, then 100 - 90.25 = 9.75%
I love how in the first five minutes they became there monster versions and got the CPR back aswell. The fanfics will be working on this one for a while
I didn't think this could get more out of pocket than a horse sensually performing CPR on a suicidal yet effectively immortal frog... But here we are, with a pregnancy mech.
14:28 For those of you who don't know, Room 101 is a British comedy TV series in which comedians attempt to convince the host that their pet hates should be locked in the vault that is Room 101. The reason I bring this up is that, back in school, my English class had an assignment once where we basically had to do a Room 101-style presentation. So, I was sat in the classroom, trying to think of things that I didn't like. I couldn't think of anything, so I started looking around for ideas, and just picked the first thing I saw. That was how I ended up doing a presentation to my class about how much I hate walls. To this day, it remains a running joke in my family.
55:15 this is the Sixth strongest character in magic the noah history. 1. NOAH (the character. 1 second of screentime and 1 action he does and we can already tell he can literally do anything) 2. Anyone with the pickle that does anything 3. Genie (can PROBABLY wish for anything since he restored all of reality or at the very least the universe but is just really really bad at it and also he can die) OR Time god/lord (Unforgiving) 4. Unstoppable canon dwarf 5. Time god/lord (Forgiving) 6. This ?. Brush (it depends on the users drawing skills) ?. Mimic Detector (depends how convincing the users explanation is to NOAH, can be cancelled out by the ANTI mimic detector)
At first they looked just like weird crystal creatures nothing out of the ordinary but after it blew up the Poke Center I think it's from Ninjago Crystallized which I absolutely hate that season because I means Zane's sacrifice was for nothing and I refuse to believe thats the case
23:38 What an absolutely wild time to reference Gurren Lagann 🤣 55:43 I imagine the extra 5 coins are Lord Genome sacrificing himself to not only stop the Atni-Spirals attack, but convert himself into raw energy for Team Dai Gurren. Straight up, "Simon! Take it!" to evolve into Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!! (They woulda lost by one if they didn't spend coins oml)
Oh boy, I am going to click through random timestamps in the comments to see what happens. Beardgnome: I'm gonna send you to a spot where there are more than 10 pregnant women are assembled into a mech.
45:52 if anyone is wondering about the demon's name, it's called fortnite default and it's from a game show with point Crow failboat and Doug Doug and Doug. Doug was a wizard who summoned a demon who failed about named fortnite default dance
Notable events: Birth and death of the Pregnant woman mech Failboat gives birth Plague serpent eats 2 towns Failboat steals food for his child Smallant has bad blood with a cannon dwarf A woman dies giving birth to Gyrados Captainkid gets 3 mechs The entire final battle?
i genuinely love this group. i put off going to sleep because this video showed up, and i thought "what could possibly happen that is stupider than last time?" turns out: a lot.
Well someone beat me to it but i would disagree with there list so the top 10 would be 10. Red Dragon(PL=35,000,000) 9. Evil Princess Vaporeon(PL=40,000,000) 8. Plague Serpent(PL=42,000,000) 7. Prime Cannon Dwarf(PL=50,000,000) 6. Twobold Infinite Addition(PL=55,000,000) 5. Lewie Infinite Multipliers(PL=60,000,000 4. Time God(PL=65,000,000) 3. Twobold Shadow-Realm Powered(PL=66,666,666) 2. Spiff End Of Mega Game Show(PL=70,000,000) 1. The Two Mech Gods(PL=100,000,000 Each) 0. Spiff With Prep Time + Knowledge(PL=999,999,999) -1. DM Noah(PL=Infinite) Honorable Mentions/Unknown Power FDD The Demon(PL=Unknown[10-75M ???]) The Cat Genie((PL=Unknown[10-75M ???]) Pickle That Does Everything(PL=Unknown[10-999M ???]) Phish(From Same Vid as Twobold Infinite Addition And Lewie Infinite Multipliers) Of Decently High Power(PL=20,000,000) Sophist With Thunder Spell(PL=10-20M) Lewie With Mimic Detector(PL=20,000,000[Unbound=Unknown[25-100M+ ???]) Black Dragon/Ender Dragon(PL=30,000,000) Zapados(PL=15,000,000) Prime nick Mega Game Show(PL=35,000,000) Low Quality Red Dragon(PL=12,500,000) SmallFrog=5(With Pregnant Women=1,000,000)(GiantFrog=35,000,000) FailBoat=25(Horse Tongue=31,500,000) CaptainKidd=10(Civilian Mech=1,500,000)(Pregnant Mech=15,000,000)(Civilian MechV2=33,500,000)
Tbh Sophist should be higher than evil princess vaporeon as he almost would have kill her if it wasn't for the ender dragon shielding her from thunders spell and kill her in the next video while she was amp by wizard hat and the dark wand
time god is kind of of an uncertain PL, because it's different across videos. i remember in one of the videos he just reversed everything that happened to him, making him a bit weaker than the pickle that does everything.
@@EEEEEEEEEEEELDDDG no i didn't, the pickle is at 10-999M+ but its too uncertain so i could not put it on the list. and the mimic detector is at 20M when restricted by noah and 25-100M+ when not, but i cant exactly say on anything its true power as the only one who knows is lewie
the players saying "universal collapse levels of power" has lead me to the realisation that "scourge of the universe" from the calamity OST fits the final battle extremely well
I actually opened Libera Me From Hell looped in the background for the final battle and God that was amazing. Crescendo rises with 3 17's in a row, another one with the help coming. 😂😂😂 Amazing experience! Absolute Cinema!
I think I just found the weirdest character in the history of MagicTheNoah videos: Smallant the poor person riding a crawling poor person atop a mech of pregnant women wielding Failboat the pregnant woman and another pregnant women.
51:05 I mean, Captain Kid's not wrong, the amalgam could be straight out of Terraria Calamity. At least that's what I think he means by "Universal Collapse", DOG's second phase sound track. The goblin mech could be someone wearing demonshade armor, whichhas a red color scheme, spawns a demon as the armor set bonus, and gives free minion slots, so they could use the Staff of the Mechworm, which spawns a miniature Devour of Gods. And then, they could have the Blessed Apple which summons the unicorn mount.
I'd like the Gyarados DLC too
What’s it like?
Somebody already paid in the original pokemon video Noah did, Noah just still hasn't gotten around to drawing it yet lmfao
@@AlfaOOO151 most likely ike a gyarados, that is more than just it's head
Jamm what the fuck are you doing here???
This is surreal.
@@MaxWeb2599 na the mod must have more are you sure
Not even 5 minutes into the video and Smallant is already giving Failboat f̶r̶o̶g̶ horse cpr again. Old habits die hard
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True
@EEEEEEEE Google translate says you saying and
@@CameronONeill-y1rme too😂😂
Lapras: "Hey guys, I've come to rescue you, hop aboard so we can get out of he-" **Immediately gets flung into the enemy**
Failboat:"GIGA SLAM ATTACK"
Lol
Your Civilian 5 is the Civilian 5 that will pierce the heavens!
How does this only have 18 likes
W comment
@@andrewflores-qw1lf probably because its new?
Imagine Noah making this specifically as a merch lol
Yo captain kid
I love how they are so excited for the thumbnail and its just "10.000 coins fall on you" "Oh no"
Could not think of a better, more fitting thumbnail that encapsulates this video in it's entirety
It’s better that way, because I for one expected a completely different video. It doesn’t spoil anything
I mean the coins carried the end tbf
Ok I did NOT expect to get (almost) 200 likes thanks y'all!
@@Mattmill-vj1jn 300 now
I remember Smallant said in his stream that this recording went beyond Noah's control, this is going to be crazy
well warcrimes did happen sooooo
Do you remember which one?
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@@lordm1732was a recent one and i think it was a smo hide and seek stream but i dont remember
I feel like a lot of Noah's videos went beyond his control.
In this episode three villains make the antagonist seem like a good person
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@@JaoheahSports
@@assassinasaan It's
@@anthonychapman7630 In
11:28
Magic the Noah *exist*
Magic the Noah: nah, that's enough
Magic the Noah *ceases to exist*
So peak😭🙏
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Relatable
RIP Magic the Noah
I thought they asked for magic vanilla at first lol
The fact that actual horse CPR involves the doctors climbing on the horse and jumping up and down on top of the horse with all their weight makes the horse CPR gag even funnier because there is no way they know this.
In another episode it's described in this universe as basically getting French kissed by a horse
now im imaging a doctor just jumping up and down on a horse's stomach like a trampoline
@@virealixx This is exactly what it is. There is no technique it is quiet literally jump on the horses chest and hope for the best. It is a 1000# animal you are not going to break it by jumping on it as high and as hard as you can and there is no physical way to compress the chest enough to pump the heart by using your arms so your entire body is what you have to do.
Dude I'm immediately dropping everything to animate this final battle
Woohooo let's goo
I will love you forever
LETS GOOO
I will build you a shrine if you do lol.
Hell yeah
"i wish for pergreganrer woman" smallant had no hesitation
Honeslty me too
Hesitation is defeat after all
@@solaireofcatarina44 MY BLOOD BOILS!!
@@XillyWonka COME SEKIRO
What does per blah blah even mean?
Noah: "My parents watch these videos."
Probably not anymore
My response was an immediate "Why?"
Well, this just looks like normal TH-cam Kids.
@@brunnomenxatrue😂
frog and horse cpr, a pregnant woman in love with a frog, and a pregnant failboat. i sure wasn't expecting any of that when i joined this video
But the pregnant mech you did?😂
Pregnant mechs are so blase. Soundwave was in the 80s.
Pregnancy mech dude
I really gotta know what happened in this vid that you were expecting
I think Noah loves playing with these guys because they always come up with abstract ways to make the games more fun.
The fact that Magic the Noah was briefly mortal in this video intrigues me
Noah today literally woke up and said "hey, im gonna make a funny video to annoy my d&d comrades" and didnt expect that a frog was gonna put their tounge a bit too deep in failboat's throat during cpr and the same frog revived him as a pregnant woman and noah himself to say "failboat is gonna make a pregnancy check, and with a nat 20 you will give birth"
🫄
Noah: "Ha! Because I will be able to interpret the wishes however I want, I will have some control back over the game. No derailing this time!"
1 hour later.
"I wrap my giant horse tongue around the Lapras and I use it as a melee weapon and slam it into the goblin mech!"
Players: “You were merely adapted to the madness, we were born by it! Forged by it!”
Most Noah vid ever
To be fair the genie was dead by that point😅
We need this group with dougdoug
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I dont know what i expected today but i do know it wasnt Frog-Small ant and his harem of Pregnant women, which includes the failboat
This is a sentence to read before starting the video-
Im glad that we got to have a regular old dnd session for once with it not derailing into anything crazy and stuff
I love that whenever someone asks "what are the odds?" noah actually does the math and adds it in
This video taught me that everything is possible with:
Money
Friends
and alot of people without any control over their own will
And pregnant women
@@jfcs.6027 The implication of this comment is that Pregnant Women don't fall under "people"
@@e-tan3911 I don't think these are
@@e-tan3911 Maybe I didn‘t think that through…..
I was totally expecting the responses to be full of "social commentary", and now we'll never know if it would have happened after this because I changed the course of events
52:50 and 55:35 - I will genuinely be amazed if you can describe these scenes to someone who has never seen Magic the Noah before
so.... i did my best! and sent this to my siblings!
i watched the weridest wvideo ever and i saw this comment on it "52:50 and 55:35 - I will genuinely be amazed if you can describe these scenes to someone who has never seen Magic the Noah before"
and therefor i shall explain what was happening there!
a poor man with no legs and two "full restore" Potions stand on two civilians. the civiians are part of a mech made of clones of the civillians. they are holding a single father, with a VERY long horse cpr tounge acting as a whip. at the end of the whip tounge theres a laserpointer acting as a lightsaber. the mech of civillians are also riding a giant red frog. the lightsaber is now a laserbeem that is attacking another mostrosity of a mech. that mech consists of, a tiny pink demon named FDD (short for Fortnite Defult Dance), standing on a big red goblin head. the goblin head is conected to several other tinier red goblins, forming a mech. the mech has lost both its arms. the goblin meh is also riding a demon horse.
OH SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT MISDLIITH THE SLAY SERPANT OR WATHEVER!!!
uh...
the goblin mech has wings, that are a black/purple serpant. one wing is the end of the serpant, and the other is the head of the serpant.
it is tg´he serpant that is being shot at
oh and theres some text saing "heps coming in 2 turns"
the second scene is basically the same. ecept the civilian mech has lost its arm. and the mech, with frog an all, is doing some kind of backflip. the long tounge whip is holding a pokemon, throwing it at the goblin creature thing. the promise of help is no longer ther, becuse the help has come, and its currently being launched at the enemy.
:D
Chaos.
Time for fanart!
@@miranilede4942good work
@@miranilede4942 yeah, even tho I saw it. It still doesn't make any sence
First 8 minute being spent battling their own wishes is a classic move fr
Yeah lmao, I didn't even notice until noah was like "ok we can start now"
51:16 I would argue that this was all foreshadowed by the pregnant woman mech in Act 1.
This is an INSANE comment
Failboat: *TONGUE*
Small Ant: *FROG*
Captain Kidd: *HUMAN MECHS*
23:25 I like how the mech moved behind the dragon to use the second pregnant woman weapon like it did a "you're already dead" attack on it and then ohko'd it. Truly cinematic.
It’s “Omae wa mou shindeiru.”
“NANI?”
this comment could make an 18th century englishman explode on the spot
I thought it was cuz the pregnent lady was being held on the left side so the mech moved so that the mech could use the pregnent lady on the left
11:28 we need a video where noah is the villain of the campaign I WISH we had a video of that
That is just any video
Noah is always the villain of the campain
@@King_of_Flames25 fair enough
I mean, look at the AI episode. Cannon Dwarf took over an hour to take down.
I think that's all of the campaigns he runs.
0:00 I love the way it clicks as it plays the animation. A beautiful sound.
it's almost as if he's changing slide on google slide, but that would be crazy
@@matercan5649 nah that'd be insane
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The pregnancy mech should've been able to shoot newborns out of its arm like an arm cannon
So fun fact: that's in a actual game.
ACA Neo Geo Blazing Star.
The final boss is a unborn fetus and it shoots babies out of its fleshly arm cannons.
i truly believe this was the best thing i have ever seen. i dont think any fictional story will ever top this from betray to character devolpment to the power of friendship this was everything.
mpreg is now canon in the Magic the Noah cinematic universe
mpreg 🔍
Failboat was ressurected as a pregnant woman, not a pregnant man,
So it was wpreg.
@@oMuStiiA No, it's mpreg. The "m" just stands for "magic".
@@BattleSpew ah, my mistake, I need to brush up on my pregs.
NOT THE BLUE SEARCH TERM-
“Genie is not very smart” 😭 me too genie
HES TRYING HIS BEST OKAY?
YEAH HOW WOULD *YOU* LIKE IT IF YOU HAD DEMENTIA
YEAH HOW WOULD *YOU* LIKE IT IF YOU HAD DEMENTIA
@@yettishIKR
@@yettishIKR
Top 10 Magic The Noah strongest characters:
10. Sophist (I cast Thunderspell!)
9.
8. Classic Red Dragon
7. Evil Princess Vaporeon
6. Cannon Dwarf
5. Pregnant Women
4. Shopkeep
3. Misilith the Plague Serpent
2. Time God
1. TIED these 2 abominations at the end of this video 52:16
Feel free to mention more characters that deserve a spot
You forgot twobold with shadowrealm
And (3 hour video spoilers)
Spiff channelling his inner Zeus and sniping his final opposing player with stacked lightning
@@CERISTHEDEV thats the hidden 9th place, its not there, because its in the shadow realm
You also forgot the 9th slot. I also say the bump the 1st place mechs to 2nd place and put 1st place as the chance wheel that decides everything that happens.
The 9th slot is missing but anyone who points this out will immediately have one health taken from them in classic Noah fashion
That one singular thought of mechs truly has made this 100x better
52:47 product tram went all out on those sound effects, amazing
17:51 "its actually a 9.25% chance every turn since the probabilities aren't additive but whatever"
This is why I watch Magic The Noah videos.
I love that 1 in 10 is only 0.75% so it wasn't even that wrong despite being bad math.
I'm kind of confused now. The math was correct, right? These probabilities should be additive as 1/20+1/20 = 10%
Unless you assume that two births in one turn don't count. Then it would be (1/20*19/20)*2 = 9.5%
This is just Noah being chaotic again, isn't it? I'm honestly unsure at this point.
@@3st3st77 thats not how probabilities work, spinning 20 times for a 1/20 chance doesnt mean its a 100% chance to hit. the actual calculation would be 1-(0.95^2) *100%
@@3st3st77Well it should be 9.75% and is the chance that at least 1 of the 2 rolls ends up happening.
The harder way to do that is taking the chance that exactly 1 happens (1/20 x 19/20, which is 0.0475 or 4.75%) and doubling it to account for either the first or the second being the success (4.75 x 2 = 9.5%), then adding on the chance that both of them land the 1/20 (0.25%) which gives the 9.75%.
The much easier way is to instead calculate the chance that neither roll happens and then just subtract that % from 100, since that means at least 1 of them does happen. So to do that you take (19/20) x (19/20) which is .9025 or 90.25%, then 100 - 90.25 = 9.75%
It's actually a 9.75% chance but whatever
Self insert Noah being forced into existence gives me homestuck flashbacks.
Lol same
Gives "wait, that's illegal"
shut up
was wondering why it felt so familiar
2024 homestuck? FINALLY
I love how in the first five minutes they became there monster versions and got the CPR back aswell. The fanfics will be working on this one for a while
I didn't think this could get more out of pocket than a horse sensually performing CPR on a suicidal yet effectively immortal frog...
But here we are, with a pregnancy mech.
14:28 For those of you who don't know, Room 101 is a British comedy TV series in which comedians attempt to convince the host that their pet hates should be locked in the vault that is Room 101. The reason I bring this up is that, back in school, my English class had an assignment once where we basically had to do a Room 101-style presentation. So, I was sat in the classroom, trying to think of things that I didn't like. I couldn't think of anything, so I started looking around for ideas, and just picked the first thing I saw. That was how I ended up doing a presentation to my class about how much I hate walls. To this day, it remains a running joke in my family.
7:18 Cannon dwarf's weakness is revealed
HIS EMOTIONS
it's canon!:D
Would've been very helpful in ai battle
55:15 this is the Sixth strongest character in magic the noah history.
1. NOAH (the character. 1 second of screentime and 1 action he does and we can already tell he can literally do anything)
2. Anyone with the pickle that does anything
3. Genie (can PROBABLY wish for anything since he restored all of reality or at the very least the universe but is just really really bad at it and also he can die) OR Time god/lord (Unforgiving)
4. Unstoppable canon dwarf
5. Time god/lord (Forgiving)
6. This
?. Brush (it depends on the users drawing skills)
?. Mimic Detector (depends how convincing the users explanation is to NOAH, can be cancelled out by the ANTI mimic detector)
What about the spinning cannon mech, Spiff and NPC Sophist?
you forgot about the mimic detector
@@iamseamonkey6688 Anti-MD no diffs
I think the paintbrush is pretty high up there too
time god is stronger than cannon dwarf, fight me. he can just reverse anything cannon dwarf does
Noah everytime something unethical happens:
legally - it's questionable
morally - it's wrong
personally - i like it
more like, legally - its a war crime xD
💎Those little crystal creatures look awfully familiar.💎 23:50
😮
At first they looked just like weird crystal creatures nothing out of the ordinary but after it blew up the Poke Center I think it's from Ninjago Crystallized which I absolutely hate that season because I means Zane's sacrifice was for nothing and I refuse to believe thats the case
23:38 What an absolutely wild time to reference Gurren Lagann 🤣
55:43 I imagine the extra 5 coins are Lord Genome sacrificing himself to not only stop the Atni-Spirals attack, but convert himself into raw energy for Team Dai Gurren. Straight up, "Simon! Take it!" to evolve into Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann!! (They woulda lost by one if they didn't spend coins oml)
This is the best Noah video yet. Easily the most dramatic, heart wrenching, action-packed adventure he has ever had the honour of DMing.
The moment he added body mutilation to the story u knew it was a different beast
I think you might have spelled horror wrong 😂
You already know I'm watching the whole video in one sitting.
Still watching?
It is not even 1 hour dude, relax xd
I will watch it in 3 😅
you done?
Who ain’t 🤷♂️
Oh this is gonna be fun, and I already know Smant is gonna find a way to manipulate this as much as possible.
just be glad spiff isn't in this one
"I wish for a pregnant women"
"I wish to become a frog"
"i want a poor person to drown in the lake"
@deloptin545 his first line would be "I wish the genie was properly medicated for ADHD"
13:15 Noah... Noah how tempted were you to make another lava lake XD
53:50 PROBABILITY FTW! Thank you for doing the math so I didn't have to.
...I then did the math and confirmed the numbers check out.
48:20 Possibly the single greatest shot of a magic the noah video
Uh no the greatest shot is definitely the Lapras being used as a flail
Take a screenshot and send this to someone who hasn't seen magic the noah
The wild thing is that it makes sense with context
@@Heartless365 I clicked the timestamp before watching the whole video and I can confirm it's extremely odd with no context.
The moment when Lapras arrived to this chaos as "help" just to get tongue slammed into the enemy had me crying man. I love it
51:10
Looking at this image this really feels like one of the higher budget games we had have
22:30 this is literally that meme that's like "imagine he says 'this one's for you' and completely misses"
Failboat getting a Cubone is like a call back to the Pokémon Mystery Dungeon DX videos.
I love how it just turned into an anime, i also love how the whole monkey paw stopper as their wishes got more insane
I love how even when the path is straight forward, the players’ unhingedness still manage to get themselves killed 😂
I like the wall of pregnant woman at 21:35
Oh boy, I am going to click through random timestamps in the comments to see what happens. Beardgnome: I'm gonna send you to a spot where there are more than 10 pregnant women are assembled into a mech.
45:52 if anyone is wondering about the demon's name, it's called fortnite default and it's from a game show with point Crow failboat and Doug Doug and Doug. Doug was a wizard who summoned a demon who failed about named fortnite default dance
The thumbnail: “I cast, *One Hundred Million Dollars!… in Nickels!”*
Nothing like a MagicTheNoah video with mpreg
this has to be the most cinematic ending to a magic the noah video yet, this video was beautiful.
From Dunkirk at 41:21 into a pacific rim spin off at 51:05
Absolute cinema
someone needs to animate this
Fr 😂
fr
The “Help Me” from Lapras was so funny for me for some reason
47:50 I got distracted from the video and came back to this
Dont worry, I watched it through, it still doesn't make any sense
"THE HOUSES CAN GIVE BIRTH TOO?"
LMFAO
if the magic the noah out of context video isn't 1 hour long.
Clearly Magic the Noah need to bring more mechs into his games, this was AWESOME
Notable events:
Birth and death of the Pregnant woman mech
Failboat gives birth
Plague serpent eats 2 towns
Failboat steals food for his child
Smallant has bad blood with a cannon dwarf
A woman dies giving birth to Gyrados
Captainkid gets 3 mechs
The entire final battle?
Fell asleep watching this because I was exhausted from work. Woke up to a fever dream bursting out into laughter. Gonna rewatch now, thanks Noah.
the fact that they tried to relive the moment of being a monster
I'm sure most of you know what I'm talking about
I suddenly have 57:01 minutes of free time
My friend has this exact gimmick in our DnD campaign.
That being the "Make a wish, but something bad will happen"
You have no idea how happy I got when you kept it mathematically accurate at 53:50
Having the lowest quality subtitles (in the best way possible
i genuinely love this group. i put off going to sleep because this video showed up, and i thought "what could possibly happen that is stupider than last time?"
turns out: a lot.
Wait.... THIS CONNECTS WITH THE LORE OF OTHER VIDEOS
like the one where failboat wanted to be a horse and he was a centaur!
Yup this was a call back the monster rpg!
@@arjunbaweja7755 and also the pokemon one with the party crashers!
Also the small frog and the cyclops too from the "Players but they are monsters" that's so cool!
3:33 THE SQUAD FROM LAST TIME IS BACK
Well someone beat me to it but i would disagree with there list so the top 10 would be
10. Red Dragon(PL=35,000,000)
9. Evil Princess Vaporeon(PL=40,000,000)
8. Plague Serpent(PL=42,000,000)
7. Prime Cannon Dwarf(PL=50,000,000)
6. Twobold Infinite Addition(PL=55,000,000)
5. Lewie Infinite Multipliers(PL=60,000,000
4. Time God(PL=65,000,000)
3. Twobold Shadow-Realm Powered(PL=66,666,666)
2. Spiff End Of Mega Game Show(PL=70,000,000)
1. The Two Mech Gods(PL=100,000,000 Each)
0. Spiff With Prep Time + Knowledge(PL=999,999,999)
-1. DM Noah(PL=Infinite)
Honorable Mentions/Unknown Power
FDD The Demon(PL=Unknown[10-75M ???])
The Cat Genie((PL=Unknown[10-75M ???])
Pickle That Does Everything(PL=Unknown[10-999M ???])
Phish(From Same Vid as Twobold Infinite Addition And Lewie Infinite Multipliers) Of Decently High Power(PL=20,000,000)
Sophist With Thunder Spell(PL=10-20M)
Lewie With Mimic Detector(PL=20,000,000[Unbound=Unknown[25-100M+ ???])
Black Dragon/Ender Dragon(PL=30,000,000)
Zapados(PL=15,000,000)
Prime nick Mega Game Show(PL=35,000,000)
Low Quality Red Dragon(PL=12,500,000)
SmallFrog=5(With Pregnant Women=1,000,000)(GiantFrog=35,000,000)
FailBoat=25(Horse Tongue=31,500,000)
CaptainKidd=10(Civilian Mech=1,500,000)(Pregnant Mech=15,000,000)(Civilian MechV2=33,500,000)
Tbh Sophist should be higher than evil princess vaporeon as he almost would have kill her if it wasn't for the ender dragon shielding her from thunders spell and kill her in the next video while she was amp by wizard hat and the dark wand
time god is kind of of an uncertain PL, because it's different across videos. i remember in one of the videos he just reversed everything that happened to him, making him a bit weaker than the pickle that does everything.
You forgot the mimic detector, the original pickle that does everything
@@trungdungnguyen6980 what vid was that from?
@@EEEEEEEEEEEELDDDG no i didn't, the pickle is at 10-999M+ but its too uncertain so i could not put it on the list. and the mimic detector is at 20M when restricted by noah and 25-100M+ when not, but i cant exactly say on anything its true power as the only one who knows is lewie
the players saying "universal collapse levels of power" has lead me to the realisation that "scourge of the universe" from the calamity OST fits the final battle extremely well
I actually opened Libera Me From Hell looped in the background for the final battle and God that was amazing. Crescendo rises with 3 17's in a row, another one with the help coming. 😂😂😂 Amazing experience! Absolute Cinema!
I have never been so hooked on a 57 minute video about google slides and 3 youtubers
The epic mec fight at the end makes this one of the best magic the noal video
Everything that was set up for the end game was amazing! One of the best Magic the Noah videos made to date!
Got to agree
Their wishes were so cursed that Noah almost never needed to twist them.
I think I just found the weirdest character in the history of MagicTheNoah videos:
Smallant the poor person riding a crawling poor person atop a mech of pregnant women wielding Failboat the pregnant woman and another pregnant women.
*checks final slide*
Welp, that Record has been beaten.
So you’re telling me that FDD learned gravity magic so he could still be able to ride his horse
Radhan moment
Yep, yep he did
Which video did FDD debut in? I can't remember
@@DarthMolgy Episode Title: "I made a game about drawing"
@@derekstryder2281 I actually found it and it myself and it wasn't that one, it was "D&D, but the players are terrible"
The prega-mech shall destroy all enemies 22:39
I like how the Lapras says "help me" at 55:18 before getting slammed into the chaos
25:45 this frame would kill a pilgrim
51:05 I mean, Captain Kid's not wrong, the amalgam could be straight out of Terraria Calamity. At least that's what I think he means by "Universal Collapse", DOG's second phase sound track.
The goblin mech could be someone wearing demonshade armor, whichhas a red color scheme, spawns a demon as the armor set bonus, and gives free minion slots, so they could use the Staff of the Mechworm, which spawns a miniature Devour of Gods. And then, they could have the Blessed Apple which summons the unicorn mount.
That final battle was unnecessarily hype
11:18 This show has been running for how long and we finally have the first cameo of the MC. Can't wait for season 2!
The powerscaling went wild
its bad writing, honestly :D
Ahhhh, the classic magic the noah video, where houses and tongues are used as weapons and pregnant woman are used as meat shields.
11:28 we need a video where noah is the villain of the campaign I WISH we had a video of that
Watched this all in one sitting. One of the most climatic, epic, cinematic, and high budget projects to come from Noah Cinematic Universe
I love when Failboat said "It's wishing time" and wished all over the place
He never did that.
@feha92 GET OUT
"I wish i was ugly" "nothing changed"
The frog straight up writing fan fiction from the get go
just when i think these videos cant get any more chaotic, THIS(55:34) happens
20:09 failboat: rides on frog. kid: *becomes st.charlos*