I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions
Lamentations 3:22-23 ~ The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.
25:06 "does this rock go to the ceiling?" "No, there is no upward dimension in this universe" "Ok, can I jump over it?" "No, it extends to the ceiling"
19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared
*building foundation appears* "must have been the wind" *tree zigzags across the field* "i need to lay off the skooma" *house is built* "dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"
"I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree" The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.
I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!
Except for "well balanced" given how much leeway he gives his players I think the rest of these fit (almost) all his games. They're so good I've been thinking of doing something similar for my D&D players.
I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly
22:05 Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao 52:56 Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell
There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.
I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!
Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo." The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."
1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane. I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.
56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”
This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video. Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.
I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake
"I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.." ... a horse and a frog, so mythical! Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!
I love how at the beginning smallant says they’ll never have to use frog cpr, but then at the end of the video failboat is so aggressively commencing cpr that they’re making out 😂😂😂😂
The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him. Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior
@@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.
The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)
If this were an anime probably the name would be like this *"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*
The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.
Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides.. Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!
I got reminded of the game Zoombinis when i heard they were guiding gremlins and i remembered how many hours i put into that game as a kid. That and poptropica were fun games to pass the school time with
The gremlin mother puts a lot of trust in these three to watch over her children: A cyclops who prefer to use pecks over arms. A horse who is a talented Frog CPR. An immortal frog, the cousin of immortal snail.
Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential
@@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔 The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol
49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D
[Investigation Check: SUCCESS] I think the chest traps were made by a druid gang! You see, by the "chests" they meant not only the 6 containers, but also trees and rocks. While the chests only contained traps, the nature gave only precious resources: from hidden coins to "wood for house". So this way the tablet didn't really lie, it only hid some details.
My thinking is that half the treasure chest contain treasure and the other half contain a trap. If you open any chest the trap that is in the half of that chest blow and destroy the treasure within
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I like the idea of their being a group of actual heroes and another group of people as monsters but Noah has them on separate discord calls so both teams will just be confused about the others nonsensical actions
Please
I hope Noah reads this comment
“…what the FUCK did I just witness?”
“No idea.”
**meanwhile**
“I CAST THUNDERBOLT!”
“SOPHIST NO-!”
And when vernias trys to make friends they all communicate through noah typing
oh that would be so fun!! I hope this gets top comment so he can see it
This video:
10% productivity
90% frog cpr
*with tongue*
He could've said, "no homo"
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+5% Chance of Frog perma death
Actually it’s 90% productivity and frog cpr 😉
I like how they realized that Small Frog was practically immortal and just abused the hell out of it
Bomb Defusal Frog.
@@QuintBlitz suicide bomber at the end
@@QuintBlitz and a victim of harrasme-
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"They play as monsters."
The monsters in question: 🐴 👁️ 🐸
Goofy ahh monsters
Lamentations 3:22-23 ~ The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
“We turn players into monsters and the monsters into innocent civilians” could’ve just called Sophist, he’s a pro at this
Sophist was never a player.
That makes me wonder if sophist would come on without the other crashers
I doubt it
123rd like
I CAST THUNDER SPELL
That 20 roll lighting bolt should've one tapped the crying child. We know for a fact that in Magic the Noah's universe it is lore accurate that crying children are weak to thunder.
just the words "i cast thunder spell" shake the nerves of every child on earth
Their tears help conduct the lightning right to their sad little faces.
yeah, every monster would know that, especially the most vicious monster of them all, sophist
Exactly what I thought lol
@@SteffedPepperthat didn't help with "I CAST THUNDER SPELL!"
I like how a total of one of the players is actually a fantasy creature and the other two are just animals.
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to be fair, they're both common in fantasy
To be fair that frog is almost immortal.
Technically speaking, that horse probably started as a centaur
@@Legithiro who then had his wish of becoming a full horse be granted
43:50
"Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
"What spider?"
"Ok."
Spider got 21 stealth and break the forth wall and revert and go to a universe where Noah didn't saw the spider . Ferocious
The immediate "Ok" is hilarious
@@KrazyRhino2410 he knew it was coming lol
25:06
"does this rock go to the ceiling?"
"No, there is no upward dimension in this universe"
"Ok, can I jump over it?"
"No, it extends to the ceiling"
Logic 100
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The ceiling of the dimension
There is no consistency in that universe either, which is consistent with magic the noah.
Absolute logic at its finest
19:38 as far as those 2 guards are concerned, a homicidal frog showed up, licked a guard's back, fireballed the other one, and then a pretty nice house appeared
a tree also ejected a gremlin out of nowhere before a horse started to make out with a dead frog
@@Gabriel-lh7gy BRO THIS IS HILARIOUS
>new Magic the Noah video
>look inside
>it's just Failboat and Smallant making out for an hour
And yet, this is strangely not unexpected for a Noah video. 🤔
okay and the ending was arguably the worst/best part of the video (say gex?)
Gex@@anthonyina_bottle2443
That's the best part
@@sterminatore_30 agree to disagree.
*building foundation appears*
"must have been the wind"
*tree zigzags across the field*
"i need to lay off the skooma"
*house is built*
"dang, why am i freezing out here when there's shelter and maybe mead?"
I like how lore accurate the cyclops is. Lack of depth perception makes it really hard for him to hit anything.
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Wielding axes with their pecs is also lore accurate as I understand
@@EEEEEEEE E indeed
@@smelt0049Huh, I thougth that what they're did when no one hurt that cyclop in mythology.
Maxed out credit cards because of daddy poseidon too maybe?
"I feel like this would be a very Noah thing to hide a landmine behind this tree"
The truest danger of playing with Noah. If you think of something humorously sadistic he didn't already think of and say it out loud, you just signed your own death warrant.
Noah: they also help save the innocent
Sophist: hold my thunder spell
HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@@be78hk You can do anything, metamorphosASS
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Sophist is the best at this bro wouldve pick pikachu 😭😭😭 ( btw do not forgwt that he casted it on a Little girl 😥😥😥 )
@@juliamenzynska8941 yeah he did and it was one of the best moments in any magic the noah video
I love how Noah’s “low quality” videos are more entertaining than a lot of videos that people spent a ton of money on. It shows how great this channel is!
its basically a D&D game but more chaotic and fun, soo... yeah its cool as hell
Failboat finally became a full horse. May he gallop graciously throughout the campaign.
Only is FDD saw.
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Fortnite default dance 😢
FDD
Who knew all he needed to do was drop PointCrow like a bad habit.
"Did you eat pineapple before this oh my god" what a way to ends the video
78 likes but no comments? Lemme change that
*end
Bro spoilers
Maybe don't read the comments before you finish the video then!!😁@@matthewkoeleman2271
@@matthewkoeleman2271 don't go in comments before finishing the vid bro
i like the idea that a random frog just has godlike abilities but dies to a sneeze
Frog is a glass canon class
@@yuki97kiralike summoner from terraria?!
That's... Just what frogs are. You've never seen a frog???
literally any average frog
@@albevanhanoy yeah, i once saw a frog and it started lighting the world on fire
1:01:19 I have never cheered so hard at a horse sucessfully tonguing a frog
For April fool’s day, Noah creates an actual legitimate well thought out, well drawn, and well balanced RPG.
Evil noah
Other than frog CPR I’d say this is pretty well balanced
And the subtitles are actually accurate.
Except for "well balanced" given how much leeway he gives his players I think the rest of these fit (almost) all his games. They're so good I've been thinking of doing something similar for my D&D players.
Nothing would change
I’d like to mention that at 19:30 they still didn’t know the cyclops was there so a house just appeared and they didn’t question it and went in blindly
22:05
Noah drawing in the fog of war just to have it exist for all of 2 seconds before the gremlins start glowing with the force of a thousand suns lmao
52:56
Love how Failboat ran up the bridge and tanked the dark blast while casting teleport instead of just casting teleport from their side of the bridge. It may not have been smart, but it was sure badass as hell
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I mean you can’t teleport from too far away
@@KubickQ Not with that attitude
I like how he spent coins on the kick but not on the teleport
I was expecting him to teleport the guy into the way of his own Dark Blast
1:04 "I don't think you'll ever need to use that"
*Casually dies like 15 times*
There is a dramatic increase in Noah's artwork. Those fist trees are awesome and the player sprites are so much more defined. He is getting a cool style.
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the fist trees were my favorite part 👊🌳
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I meant to say first trees. But you can't edit words on mobile browsers. I didn't think anyone would read the comment. Now it stays forever. Fist trees!
@@vadrelle3494 fist trees!!
I adore how Frog gets flipped upside down every time he dies, it's the best.
06:06 “it’s late at night and there’s too many big words in this sentance”
Honestly Noah that’s understandable lmao
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most accurate noah subtitles
Bro smallfrog was a meme and ended up just murdering, exploding, and making out with a horse the entire time, ngl best character
Failboat and his horse fantasy
I know a guy who 'had' a horse fantasy named mr. Hands-
NOOOO@@vagabruv
Well, the horse 'had' him in the end
@@vagabruvwasn’t a fantasy if he fulfilled it in the end
@@Thepersonfromthatplace Fulfilled is quite the understatement
Player with a brilliant strategy: "I go, and I offer the child a flamingo."
The guy that gave him a flamingo: "You have a flamingo in your inventory? Oh, I guess you do."
"I had doubts about Failboat being a horse pervert, now I have confirmation."
well
carlinhos
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@@lememz CARLINHOS KKKKJKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@WrickNizara 15 cavalos diferentes aprovam
1:01 Seeing that the frog can cast "Hellfire" makes me imagine a fun scenario where a group of adventurers bothering a tiny frog, which then starts demonic chanting, opening a rift into the underworld to let fire spread and demons enter the material plane.
I wish I were a DM so I could make that into an encounter, just to see people react to it.
Damn, fog of war AND a falling into the void animation? The budget *REALLY* went through the roof with this!
too bat the fog of war only lasted 30 seconds
@@explodedkidboi3004closer to 3 seconds in game.
"A crying child!"
The echos of Sophist: *"I cast Thunder Spell!"*
56:19 “Small Frog never acquired frog cpr, but… the infinite magical energy overflowing in Small Frogs body caused his body to reflexively preform frog cpr on himself in order to not take any damage… in other words: in the 5 minutes and 50 seconds following a Nat 20, Small Frog is effectively Imortal”
Always bet on small frog
Crying child-“If I can keep killing small frog then eventually they’ll roll a one, but that’s how losers think!”
the profile picture add ups too, I'm dying man
@@ImLiterallyKashimoCrying child- “Turn up the volume,because this is a birthday party for the DEAD!”
this reads exactly like the narrator guy in jjk thank you
"Do we think hand-to-hand combat with the pregnant woman is the play" is the best worst out-of-context quote ever
1:01:52 a frog and a horse... Truly some of the best love stories to ever exist
"you guys are both on one HP. Combined."
"Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
Noah: "What spider?"
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
What spider?
Well that answers that question
"No but you still have two maxed out credit cards though."
😂 I didn't notice thag till Noah pointed it out.
"I'd like to detect evil."
"You see a horse, a cyclops, a frog, and a bunch of gremlins."
This again for the seventh time. PLS bring lets game it out in a video.
Note:The last comments people were commenting about the amount of usd is my donation snd i want to clarify that my country(Argentina) is currencies just suck ass.
I wish i could use my country's currency in TH-cam, it would be so fun to see people freak out over a 6000 donation even tho its 1 cent
Es bueno saber que no soy el único latino que ve los videos de Noah XD
Che boludo🇦🇷🇦🇷
@@PParsa this one is actually like maybe 70$ or above bc its red
@@thejalanman1901 it's 1.08 dollars
"Let's make the players the monsters"
Huh, nothing seems to have changed
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The only thing that changed is the amount of tongue.
@@EEEEEEEE -viction
@@Tree91269-notice
Sophist has changed the least
That guard against the cyclops was playing like a soulslike protagonist out of nowhere
Reading the title I really thought the Party Crashers were gonna be the guests as Sophist has killed children willingly already
We need a crossover episode pvp
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@@kiranearitachiI’m %90 sure Brent would solo these three
@@Legithirothat or they would have no idea how to react to “I CAST THUNDER SPELL” and everyone (maybe including the other party crashers) dies
"STRAIGHT, STAY STRAIGHT"
I love the final action, just a cinematic view of the horse throwing his frog froend into the air, arcing gracefully as the frog lets loose a bursting explosion of hellfire from his tiny body, almost deatroying everything in its wake
"I asked you all to pick a mythical creature.."
... a horse and a frog, so mythical!
Also, I love how smallfrog has a heart above his head, he's a lover not a fighter!
no he has 1 hp
@@gagidoo4757 ... I know, but it just seems like it's a love frog, rather than his HP ;p
We did see his love of frog CPR at the end
He never lost it, so it wasn’t hp.
@@gagidoo4757sans ?
I love this exact frog voice with this exact frog picture
I love how in the last video he was in, failboat was a centaur who wanted to be a horse, and now his dream has been fulfilled
"Does the spider have to roll stealth?"
"What spider?"
"Okay"
Immaculate storytelling
“I cast Eviceration on the pregnant woman” -Smallant 2024
Edit: 696 Likes, Absolute W.
One of the best parts of the video lol
"oooh! nature is so beautiful!" yes thats what a tree sounds like
Favorite sentence of the week:
"I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place and both are landmines"
"I cast evisceration on the pregnant woman" has got to be up there
I love how a gaint cyclops goes to a little guy with armor and gets destroyed by the little guy
- Does the spider have to roll stealth?
- What spider?
I'm dead.
I love how at the beginning smallant says they’ll never have to use frog cpr, but then at the end of the video failboat is so aggressively commencing cpr that they’re making out 😂😂😂😂
I see Failboat continuing his legendary storyline, and from the looks of it he got his happy ending offscreen GOD DAMMIT I WANTED TO SEE PHILLIPE
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Game: *Something was forgotten*
Noah: "Wasn't in the budget"
The actual odds of smants death on each cpr was 1/12, since a 10-20 revived (11 possibilities), a 1 killed, and 2-9 basically didnt matter since they just rerolled. Because of this, smant was actually more than 50% likely to die within the first 8 revives. Just the 6 chest room had a 40% chance to kill him.
Im pretty aure he mustve died at least 15 times, which is 27% odds to survive. That frog was a mighty warrior
the odds of a D20 rolling a 1 is 5% (I know this as I'm a hard core table top gamer and often convert D20 to D100 )
@@panthershadowwalk yes, that is how d20s work. however, they worked out the probability of each *revive*, not each *roll*. Some revives took more than one roll to achieve, and their odds reflect that better than the 5% chance of any given number do.
The odds to die each time is actually ~9% (tested via monte carlo simulation with 1 billion trials, you can peek the code on jsfiddle at Somdudewillson / zxfcew0y)
More like 70 small frog deaths
More like 70 small frog deaths
the "Let's Go Gambling!" References were so funny lol
I'm so glad Small Ant and Failboat discovered their love for each other across this journey
33:37 should have used the mimic detector 😂
the mimic detector was destroyed a long time ago
No, it must be rebuilt
Why are children so susceptible to lightning strikes in the magic the Noah universe
Ask sophist
They're not in real life?
“A few thousand give or take,” ends up being a million😂
"they also save the innocent"
"I CAST THUNDERSPELL"
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I was rooting for Smant to die the entire time. Was so funny watching him get successfully revived again and again.
In normal D&D,
players fight monsters (optional)
they also help save the innocent (optional)
*in normal D&D (optional)
Well they normally fight the piles of loot and exp we call monsters
“I use Eviceration on the pregnant woman”
If this were an anime probably the name would be like this
*"The time I was reincarnated as a monster together with my friends and we fought against adventurers"*
ah yes Nakamatachi to issho ni monsuta ni tensei shite bouken-sha-tachi to tatakatta toki no hanashi, my favorite anime (?)
@@demichi_ Yes it's my favorite too, but I prefer the English name
...and pregnant women"
@@theguy7164 that's part of the name but only on the second season (?)
And the horse and frog are ferociously making out i mean look at them go
“I’m stuck between a rock and a hard place and they’re both landmines”
7:10
The part i find funniest is that one guy just cast dark blast at a frog hopping across a bridge. Like there was nothing else going on it was just a frog.
“Normally in DnD players fight monsters and save the innocent”
Wait…. Have I been playing DnD wrong THIS ENTIRE TIME!?!
14:27 smallfrog's WOW being upsidown is so funny to me, and a great detail
MOM
What a compelling story. You can really feel the passion behind that kiss at the end. Truly moving 🥲
I like how even though the players are monsters they still get basic equipment and roles as if they were the heroes in an average noah's RPG
Noah be like: I'm going to make a fun game
The players be like: bomb defuser
Literally every single video the objects, stages, models get better and better! Trees have shading, rocky terrain on your sides..
Eventually it's just going to be DnD but with wacky rules, if it isn't already!
The fog of war just... Not happening was so great.
22:35 Surprise! Canon dwarf loves duplicating canons
I love how one of the characters is just like an object, you throw it to a mine, you throw it to enemies, you throw them to trap-chests
Frog CPR, can just imagine he just faints and like slapping his face to wake up him XD
you could also do it properly and make out with his unconscious body
Failboat finally got to play as an actual horse, the lore runs deep
I tried mimicing Noah's game formats with my friends and I can safely say it was as chaotic if not more
I tried the same thing with the blind board game, it was a lot of fun.
Horse being a mythical creature was already funny as hell haha
23:56 In classic Noah fashion, the MILLISECOND you say something won't happen, it will.
I got reminded of the game Zoombinis when i heard they were guiding gremlins and i remembered how many hours i put into that game as a kid.
That and poptropica were fun games to pass the school time with
The centaur did it. He became a horse
The gremlin mother puts a lot of trust in these three to watch over her children:
A cyclops who prefer to use pecks over arms.
A horse who is a talented Frog CPR.
An immortal frog, the cousin of immortal snail.
Noah should run this adventure with other people he knows, but change the rooms and monsters. This trope is super awesome and definitely has a lot of potential
love the idea, have different teams and see who saves the most gremlins!
@@QuintBlitz I know right? Genuinely it'd be so awesome. I wonder who would pick the dragon like in the thumbnail 🤔
The only problem I conceive is that he'd have to hunt down people who haven't seen his video so that they don't try to cheat and pick a really powerful mythical monster like Cthulhu or something lol
If somebody wanted me to describe a monster I would describe a shadow demon with void, lighting and ice powers
49:56 good guy DM doesn't drop the bridge, burn the rope or break the plank, only because the players figured out the shenanigans he was up to with dropping the frog corpse off the bridge :D
I love the first screen.
Failboat and Kidd: making master maneuvers, hitting landmines, carrying a million gremlins.
Smant: moves 4 to the right.
[Investigation Check: SUCCESS] I think the chest traps were made by a druid gang! You see, by the "chests" they meant not only the 6 containers, but also trees and rocks. While the chests only contained traps, the nature gave only precious resources: from hidden coins to "wood for house". So this way the tablet didn't really lie, it only hid some details.
My thinking is that half the treasure chest contain treasure and the other half contain a trap. If you open any chest the trap that is in the half of that chest blow and destroy the treasure within
The term "Frog CPR" is now forever stuck in my head. Thank you.
Noah’s the type of guy to torture his friends and family for bread
Damn that bread god.
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“I’d like to give the child a flamingo.”
“You have a flamingo?”
Noah drew the flamingo and put it in his inventory…
0:15 protip: dont ask failboat to do evil stuff
1:01:30 oh my gosh what i'am looking right now
This video would've been 2 hours long if cannondwarf wasn't caged in force field. Frog CPR carried so hard
Should have ended doing a check for that tongue attack. Tongue so good it kills Failboat