If I went to someone's house for some sort of get together and there was like a ton of the same exact random book and no other books, I would have several questions
2:12 huh, did not expect to see that in a game. This is actually a painting of Viktor Vasnetsov, completed in 1898, called "Heroes" ("bogatyri", which is derived from a Turco-Mongolian word, first recorded in 8th century), depicting three heroes of Russian folklore collected in the 18th and 19th centuries (but these characters' origins are much, much older than that).
Made me think of cyberpunk 2077 until I remembered the game intentionally doesn't have mirror reflections. Because it's the future so you have to interect with the mirrors so they open.
The wolf coming outta the woodwork like OH YEAH!!! And the thumbnail, looks more cute than scary,. If kev wants a creepier monster, should check out nightmare creatures.
So i found you on random dark souls videos, on an invincible meme, on annapantsus channel, then on ADDICT AND NOW EVEN HERE HOW?! and I just found you on the new vandiril video as well.
I remember when Totalbiscuit made a video on this all remember is "Helps to have a map" and the fact the castle guard encourages you to steal from the castle he is guarding in order to bribe him to let you leave
*“We’re playing the worse game ever made”* I don’t see how this could be any worse than stepping out of a train, killing a spider, shooting a child and going to space. *“I’m buying, with all the reward money I got for shooting your friends, it seems only fair.”*
Guard: Give me 200 gold and you can leave Kevin later: What do I need gold for?! Honestly I wouldn’t have remembered something as mundane as a bribe in this game either
Them: “werewolf”, a terrible monster. That guy in the cell:(in an Irish accent) ohh that fur must be warm lad.☘️🐺 guise of the wolf for ya haha 🤪 Keep playing it Kevin.
NGL i read that title as "This is the BEST *DAD* game you'll ever see" and am comforted by the fact that i didn't fell like it would be out of place on your channel at all
I would like to take a second to tell all the amateur game developers that I'm proud of their work, its still fun to have some kevin critisism on your work.
Well, I'm not a father, but I _think_ my father is, and he kind of just, like, stands around doors talking about how it helps to have a map, so maybe that's it?
You mean The Hungarian Kingdom? Or it's sequel, the Hungarian Kingdom? Both are good movie material, of course, but we all know which was the fan favorite, amiright?
I thought I'd never see this game again after watching TotalBiscuit play it years ago but aww shit here we go. I'm not sure what makes me sadder, seeing this game or getting a reminder that I'm not gonna see TotalBiscuit play anything new ever again.
No wonder those guards looked so happy to die. Think of being trapped in this game, doomed to endlessly say "helps to have a map". It would be a blessed release.
at first I thought ''Damn Kevin, you're going real harsh on that, obviously old, and very poorly aged, game.'' But then it turns out it came out in 2014? I thought the game was from 2003, god damn.
I wondered why this game was so familiar and then I remembered that it's because a Total Biscuit made a video about it and I watched it years and years ago. RIP Total Biscuit :(
If you imagine it to having been released in 2001, then uh... no it's still a bad game. Gothic was released in 2001 and that still holds up today (maybe not visually).
I always remember the videos the late and great Total Biscuit did on this game. I would recommend everyone to go watch them after watching this video. They're hilarious.
Kevin first of all appreciating you for all the work you put into these videos They really brighten me up And recently that you have been playing all these hidden treasures, it has been amazing and very entertaining
holy shit i cannot express in words how much i enjoy when kevin plays these best of the worst games. kevin makes the worst dogshit games just so funny. thank you kevin. i really look forward to each of your videos every day
That dead horse is the one you didn't rescue in that weird Barbie game, it somehow survived long enough to get to Hungary or wherever the game is set. Also at 2:13 i'm not really sure if it's them, but i think the painting depicts a trio of knights from old slavic/russian folklore called the Bogatyr.
WAIT A SECOND isn't this the one game that the Dev made a massive dmca spree when it came out to everyone who made fun of it? I only ever saw it once on a stream of a German streamer and thought it was a fever dream xD
yeah it was one of the first major developer meltdowns on steam, with game critic Totalbiscuit (who sadly died a couple of years ago) bwing the guy who gave the bad review
@@Roboshi2007 I remember that, it was so weird bc the game just completly vanished afterwards, which is probably for the better with triggerfinger devs like these
"i dont know why you were hiding a rusty key in your ass, but as long as you arent hurting anybody." I love your lines, I laugh aloud, you are a super comedian, and I love your videos. Normally, I would not like the fast pace, but you never spoil any games that way, and most is just your humor and old fashioned good entertainment. You are a big time winner. Thank you.
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Kevin is singlehandedly keeping the random, confusing, and cursed indie game market afloat at this point
@SidYes BEGONE BOT
Hagrid
@@IamaPERSON Did I invent that, or did I just subliminally copy it from someone else when I replied to a bot in another video?
Charlie White and CallMeKevin are on a mission to play every shitty game ever put on steam. Iron Pineapple tackles the souls-likes.
@@Krajenda you probably took it from me. Honestly, I don't care if people copy me saying "BEGONE BOT"
The guards are delighted to die because you have freed them from their curse of having 1.5 lines of dialogue.
Helps to have a map
@@shiannafoxx Helps to have a map.
@@Emil_Stoltz Helps to have a map.
@@anidiot192 Helps to have a map.
@@_f1ct10n4l_ Helps to have a map
Just finished the Hungarian Kingdom! What a fantastic book! I think I'll read it again
I liked it so much I bought 6 copies.
But I can’t be expected to read the same copy again! Buy a new one!
Don't forget the sequel, The Hungarian Kingdom!
@@voxvolhynia5400 You mustn’t forget about the new and improved triquel called the Hungarian Kingdom coming out in a few more weeks!
Cant wait Hungarian Kingdom just got announced to have a movie adaptation.
As a hungarian, I can confirm that our entire bookshelf only consists of "The Hungarian Kingdom".
also the prequel "the hungarian (dual) principality"
No maps?
I’ve heard it’s a good read. Do you have a map as to where I can get a copy?
Does it help to have a map?
If I went to someone's house for some sort of get together and there was like a ton of the same exact random book and no other books, I would have several questions
2:12 huh, did not expect to see that in a game. This is actually a painting of Viktor Vasnetsov, completed in 1898, called "Heroes" ("bogatyri", which is derived from a Turco-Mongolian word, first recorded in 8th century), depicting three heroes of Russian folklore collected in the 18th and 19th centuries (but these characters' origins are much, much older than that).
That's neat, thanks for sharing!
There's also cartoons about them
Cool
so cool!
Yeah that's cool but it's not a map. It's useful to have a map.
"I thought the walls were going to close in around me"
I think you overestimated this games abilities.
tbh thats not a gard thing to make. its even easier than the werewolf transformation
If Kevin says a game is “BEST BAD”, it’s a compliment.
Hagrid
@SidYes disliked and reported
@@hagrid3348 gotta love this guy just replying to everything with hagrid
@Sidemen 🅥 stop self promoting
Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Pro tip: if you can’t get your game to render reflections just make all the characters vampires
Made me think of cyberpunk 2077 until I remembered the game intentionally doesn't have mirror reflections. Because it's the future so you have to interect with the mirrors so they open.
"Pssst, hey kid.."
**leans in**
"Helps to have a map."
Helps to have a map
Helps to have a map
Helps to have a map
Helps to have a map
Helps to have a map
"How are you feeling?"
"Confused and afraid."
Too relatable.
This is how I react to every interaction with another human being
Me going into the adult world lol
The wolf coming outta the woodwork like OH YEAH!!! And the thumbnail, looks more cute than scary,. If kev wants a creepier monster, should check out nightmare creatures.
Helps to have a map.
"It's a dead horse, maybe I should beat it much like all these terrible games I play."
Never change, Kevin.
Hagrid.
It's you
Damn you I will steal all your razors
So i found you on random dark souls videos, on an invincible meme, on annapantsus channel, then on ADDICT AND NOW EVEN HERE HOW?! and I just found you on the new vandiril video as well.
It's you
As a hungarian I’m invested in finding out more about the “The Hungarian Kingdom”
Hagrid
Üdvözletem!
Szia, uram.
Egyetértek😂😂
@@lkevin136f4 i cant understand maghyar
I remember when Totalbiscuit made a video on this all remember is "Helps to have a map" and the fact the castle guard encourages you to steal from the castle he is guarding in order to bribe him to let you leave
ah shit my heart
@Bare Knuckle The fact that he is gone but somebody like Keemstar is still successful shows how cruel reality is :(
Still miss him every time I see the gaming industry standards drop, which is very often these days. R.I.P. life is cruel.
RIP :c
cant believe how long its been
I remember the same! Fantastic guy, I'm happy his memory and legacy continues.
*“We’re playing the worse game ever made”* I don’t see how this could be any worse than stepping out of a train, killing a spider, shooting a child and going to space. *“I’m buying, with all the reward money I got for shooting your friends, it seems only fair.”*
I genuinely think that game was animated in MS Paint
Thing is, that one was pretty self aware. This though? You can tell, they tried. They really tried.
"My name's not Shane, kid"
I think you mean how could it be better than that
Can't be worse with a protagonist named "Not Shane"
Guard: Give me 200 gold and you can leave
Kevin later: What do I need gold for?!
Honestly I wouldn’t have remembered something as mundane as a bribe in this game either
Hagrid
He's got Amnosia
Based on the videos Kevin has been making recently it looks like he's got an addiction to profit and playing bad games I love it
@SidYes shut up
@Sidemen 🅥 stop self promoting
Them: “werewolf”, a terrible monster.
That guy in the cell:(in an Irish accent) ohh that fur must be warm lad.☘️🐺 guise of the wolf for ya haha 🤪
Keep playing it Kevin.
Hagrid
He well deserves his montization from YT for his suffering. Love his videos!
“It's a dead horse, maybe I should beat it”
Atleast I know I came to the right channel
Hagrid
@Sidemen 🅥 stop self promoting
TMI
Kevin has pointy canines and a good Count impression.
Is Kevin a vampire?
Paleness checks out
When the guards revealed to be securitrons, that was a hell of a plot twist.
With a lot of refinement, this game could be a pretty good nostalgia title. It looks and sounds a lot like a game from the late 90's to early 2000's.
first things first, maybe make it a bit clearer where to go
@@Underworlder5 Some sort of... map? might help
Giving me PTSD from when Total Biscuit tried playing this game, thought we'd finally buried this.
Helps to have a map!
He managed to beat the game?
RIP
I love when Kevin plays a bad game, I know it’s going to make my whole day.
Awww
when searching for the Hungarian Kingdom it helps to have a map
Hagrid.
West of Romania, East of Austria, and back about 110 years.
When you’ve spent more time watching Kevin’s vids than playing games yourself the past year
As a Hungarian I don't think we had that much thing in the past to fill those thicc books
Imagine how weird kevins recommended steam page looks like, after all these games he's played
Hagrid
i showed kevin to my parents and my dad said "what's his name? he looks like a kevin"
Wait, that’s AMAZING
@@mildlymarvelous ikr!
I'm convinced Kevin is a fly because of how often he is attracted to shit games
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid is also apparently attracted to shit
@@hagrid3348 it’s not PS2 Hagrid, I do not approve
That would explain not looking for frogs
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
NGL i read that title as "This is the BEST *DAD* game you'll ever see" and am comforted by the fact that i didn't fell like it would be out of place on your channel at all
God I remember when TotalBiscuit released his WTF is...? for this game. "Helps to have a map" just brought back so many memories.
I can’t think of The Count the same way after watching that Count censored video. You just can’t unhear it
hagrid
th-cam.com/video/ON0rj2brDlA/w-d-xo.html Sesame Street vs Chicago Blackhawks
Yup.
No Count, don't do that to the spiders on the wall!
Apparently TH-cam thinks this is Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Hagrid
If anything this is like a significantly less shitty Dark Shadows. Which isn't saying much.
Probably cause I want point Kevin said, “I though this game was amnesia” so TH-cam was fine with it
@@hagrid3348 hey there again Hagrid!
@@neonbunnies9596 have you subscribed
I would like to take a second to tell all the amateur game developers that I'm proud of their work, its still fun to have some kevin critisism on your work.
00:30 I know Kevin moved somewhere warm, but I didn't think he'd forget what ice is so quickly
Seeing this game just reminds me of Total Biscuit, he was the first person I saw cover this and he tore it a new arsehole! R.I.P you glorious man!
I wish I was living in the timeline where he was still alive to this day.
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470World has been downhill ever since
I love when Kevin plays games like this. That way I can never tell if the lack of quality is the games graphics or my trash WiFi
was really nice seeing Kevin acknowledge someone's comment in his outro at 18:31 that was really sweet, Happy birthday Beano!
Kevin PLEASE play more of this, it brought me and Kipp great memories and I wanna watch you see the ending :D
Day "Hey you, you're finally awake" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
Damn, seeing this game reminded me of when totalbiscuit tore this game a new one. Rip the madlad
I love these weird, obscure, awful games on steam. They are in a genre of their own
2:12 Fun fact! The men on the painting are actually characters from medieval East Slavic legends, they're called "bogatyri".
I read the title as "This is the BEST DAD game" and was really confused as to what part of this is parenting
I did too lol
Sameeee
Well, I'm not a father, but I _think_ my father is, and he kind of just, like, stands around doors talking about how it helps to have a map, so maybe that's it?
Every time kevin goes thru a door, i feel my anxiety flare up because of the "No memory" error 😭
New drinking game every time kevin says a book entitled the Hungarian kingdom you take a shot.
hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
The Hungarian Kingdom is a great book, I hope it gets adapted into a movie 🤞
Hagrid
I own seven copies
You mean The Hungarian Kingdom? Or it's sequel, the Hungarian Kingdom? Both are good movie material, of course, but we all know which was the fan favorite, amiright?
I hope it gets an anime!
@@meandre8360 i think the spin-off, the hungarian kingdom is severely underrated
I thought I'd never see this game again after watching TotalBiscuit play it years ago but aww shit here we go.
I'm not sure what makes me sadder, seeing this game or getting a reminder that I'm not gonna see TotalBiscuit play anything new ever again.
No wonder those guards looked so happy to die. Think of being trapped in this game, doomed to endlessly say "helps to have a map". It would be a blessed release.
at first I thought ''Damn Kevin, you're going real harsh on that, obviously old, and very poorly aged, game.'' But then it turns out it came out in 2014? I thought the game was from 2003, god damn.
The message at the end was so adorable, proves tha Kevin is great with his friends
"This is the BEST BAD game you'll ever see"
It must be pretty damn awfull to be the best of the worst
Hagrid
@SidYes fine, we'll mass report and dislike that vid you've linked
If Kevin thinks this is crazy, he's gotta play Mystery of the Druids
Kevin put way too much effort into making this work for us. Bless our good lad
Oh hey, I remember TB playing this back in the day. This game has aged like fine wine.
You can see the point around 10 minutes where he starts to get really into it and it was very pleasing to see 👁
Damn, I remember when TB (R.I.P) covered this masterpiece back in the day. Helps to have a map
Hagrid.
I saw the first 2 seconds of this video, and I was like *"Wait, is that Guise of the Wolf?!"*
R.I.P TB.
I was looking for a comment like this, goddamn brought back the memories.
I really wish that Totalbiscuit was still alive. I would've loved to have seen his perspective on video games from the past three years.
I remember that too, RIP TB.
I remember seeing TB review this years ago rest his soul but yeah even he knew this game was garbage.
hagrid
Yeah, I'll never forget this game because of TB. Having such an awful game on Steam was an unusual occurrence back then.
Man do I wish that Totalbiscuit was still here :(
I read TB as in tuberculosis and somehow thought it was still a correct and valid comment. MAH BRAIN
Man, I miss TB
4:20 "I'm just really eager to show you my Count impression" That was pretty good! 🦇
What I learned from this game... It helps to have a map...
Kevin is literally the king of tv and movie references. I love it
Now this here is a classic from the ol' TotalBiscuit days.
The only game that takes place in Hungary, and it's terrible. Pretty accurate tbh
The Long Drive takes place in Hungary as well, just a deserted one
@@TheSawyerK are you sure? I dont think its ever specified to be hungary specifically, i think its just eastern europe
The other day I said "Limbo of the Lost and Mistery of the Druids will be next"
Mark my words
My words: *oh hi mark*
The concept of this game is actually really cool. A remake of it with a competent development team could really do it some good.
The Helps to have a throat had me dying of laughter so great
I love when you play the more unknown, weird games. Thanks Kevin
I wondered why this game was so familiar and then I remembered that it's because a Total Biscuit made a video about it and I watched it years and years ago. RIP Total Biscuit :(
I love how the achievement sound sounds like the advertising jingle of a company from a dystopian novel
Kevin’s intro jump scared me, this is going to be a great video
Hagrid
Major TotalBiscuit (R.I.P) and Jim Sterling vibes here. It was hilarious watching TB tear this thing to bits back in the day.
This one hurts. For some reason the moment I saw this game it made me think back to when TotalBiscuit played it.
If you imagine it to having been released in 2001, then uh... no it's still a bad game. Gothic was released in 2001 and that still holds up today (maybe not visually).
This game looks like someone tried to recreate Skyrim in the Unity Engine and failed
Ah, I remember watching TotalBiscuit play this, God rest his soul. Good video, Kevin!
Wow, finally an almost perfectly accurate portrayal of Anna's homeland! Just needs some chessboards.
I always remember the videos the late and great Total Biscuit did on this game. I would recommend everyone to go watch them after watching this video. They're hilarious.
"Oh God. I think I might be stupid"
Me. Every day.
Kevin first of all appreciating you for all the work you put into these videos
They really brighten me up
And recently that you have been playing all these hidden treasures, it has been amazing and very entertaining
Rest in peace TotalBiscuit, you showed us this gem of a game years ago and it was brilliant. Indeed helps to have a map.
holy shit i cannot express in words how much i enjoy when kevin plays these best of the worst games. kevin makes the worst dogshit games just so funny. thank you kevin.
i really look forward to each of your videos every day
"Are you manually breathing?" Well dammit Kevin, now we all are
That dead horse is the one you didn't rescue in that weird Barbie game, it somehow survived long enough to get to Hungary or wherever the game is set.
Also at 2:13 i'm not really sure if it's them, but i think the painting depicts a trio of knights from old slavic/russian folklore called the Bogatyr.
Ah, I remember Totalbiscuit once reviewed this game
I WAITED 7 YEARS FOR THIS KEVIN. EVER SINCE TOTAL BUSCUIT PLAYED THIS I HAD TO SEE IT AGAIN! THANK YOU!
I enjoy watching Kevin play good games, but I LIVE for Kevin to play bad games
Save turtles
The glitchy audio cutting Kevin off of a comeback phrase to the guard is the perfect typical touch to this video
"That is some good looking water, and I am Jesus because I can just walk on it."
_Both is probably because it's ice._
hagrid
How did he not realize that‽
"That's some good looking water and I am Jesus because I can just walk on it."
As he walks on ice.
WAIT A SECOND
isn't this the one game that the Dev made a massive dmca spree when it came out to everyone who made fun of it?
I only ever saw it once on a stream of a German streamer and thought it was a fever dream xD
Hagrid.
yeah it was one of the first major developer meltdowns on steam, with game critic Totalbiscuit (who sadly died a couple of years ago) bwing the guy who gave the bad review
@@Roboshi2007 bwing?
@@Roboshi2007 I remember that, it was so weird bc the game just completly vanished afterwards, which is probably for the better with triggerfinger devs like these
"i dont know why you were hiding a rusty key in your ass, but as long as you arent hurting anybody." I love your lines, I laugh aloud, you are a super comedian, and I love your videos. Normally, I would not like the fast pace, but you never spoil any games that way, and most is just your humor and old fashioned good entertainment. You are a big time winner. Thank you.
Kevin: Steps in water
Game: Good job here's a achievement!
Hagrid
Looked more like ice to me with those textures lol
Kevin your videos nvr fail to make my day bro, keep up the great work and thx for the great entertainment man
Best bad game played by the most sadistic TH-camr, a great combination
Brings back memories of TB playing this
Kevin should start an ASMR side hustle just saying words with his Irish accent.
Dunno, just something about the word 'Bark' 🤔
"You know what they say, where there's smoke, there's traitors!" Made me laugh way harder than it should have
I remember when TotalBiscuit played this.
He was a great guy rip
Kevin's Count impression is lowkey on point
Kevin must really be suffering from the heat in Spain to be playing a game set in a snowy Forrest.
Hagrid
@@hagrid3348 Hagrid
You did my mans Beano dirty giving him a whole half a frame of acknowledgement lmao