It’s great to see that over in America, you can laugh at yourselves just as we do over here in the UK. If only the politicians would shut up, the British and Americans have much in common.
“Our”politicians answer to WEF, NWO, and UN, and are intentionally working against the specific individuals they’ve sworn oaths to represent, and are therefore traitors. Someday they will be held accountable I hope.
We need the link about 15 years ago where Mr. Gregory plum shut down the "John Boy & Billy" show. Back during "Dessert Storm" James kept the microphone smoking for nearly 30 minutes..I salute you Mr. Gregory. As always job well done..
FYI Clark, he just did a special on Dry Bar. It was hilarious. He received a standing ovation, which he so deserved. He's been around a long time and has never failed to make me laugh. Stay well.
My father has been dead for 7 years now, but a few times a month I look up a James Gregory clip because I think of him laughing at a VHS of this man. He met him once at some event, got his autograph, and after my father died I found that picture and we all laughed about how much pops got cracked up at Mr. Gregory. I agree, that was real comedy. Try that now and you’ll be called something awful.
I can't help it....he makes me giggle. Then laugh out loud....in a room by myself! I laugh uncontrollably. His timing is outstanding!. Would love to see him in full concert. 🤣😂🤪
This is funny. I’ve lived in Central Florida my entire life and I don’t even get out of bed unless it’s a category 4 hurricane. If it’s a Cat 5 coming straight for me then I get out of the way.
And it is always hilarious when the weather people predict it will bypass most of the state, go into the Gulf of Mexico and then do almost a complete 180, cross the through the middle of the state, then do another almost 180 degree turn, and still be a cat 3 or 4. They predict crazy paths like that all the time and I'm like, Physics don't work like that.
@@deadheart1579 How many times did you paste the same comment? The weather people do the opposite. They tell us we are all going to die and then it stays true to its path and stays in the ocean bothering absolutely no one.
I live in south Carolina. It's always so entertaining when we have a hurricane pass through. People start buying literal carts of bottled water, bread, and milk. Only for it to be a slightly windy day outside. Same thing when we have snow storms come through as well. Admittedly, the snow and ice does cause significantly more damage than a hurricane. It knocks out utilities, freezes roadways and causes a flood surge after the thaw. But most of these people never leave the house and only go out driving when the roads are icy. Me personally, I like to go on the interstate and make my car fishtail and pretend I'm drifting. I also like to sit in the parking lot at the grocery store and smoke a cigarette while people panic buy. We even have a running joke that nobody drinks water until a natural disaster happens.
@@amusingintonations Yep, definitely beer. One time there was a small gas station open at the beginning of a hurricane even though the power was out and someone was using their lighter to help people find the beer they wanted in the dark. It's so nice to see people coming together during an emergency to help each other. 🤣
@@GLoLChibs I guess I've never looked at the milk section before a hurricane, it would go bad so quickly if you lost power. The bread, peanut butter and water are definitely cleared out.
Yawn rolls over, says did you feel that? I use to live near Taho and I had family make fun of us for snow chains. I was like one did you see that area got more snow in a week then your entire state, oh and Michigan is rather flat . We are driving in the mountains
If it was that one from two years ago in MA, i doubt they even knew there was an earthquake if it was 3.0. I live 25 miles from its epicenter and it was something like a 4.3 by the time it got here, and i could only hear a low frequency rumble.
I've lived in South Florida most of my life and I can tell you there's a world of difference between a cat 1 hurricane and a cat 5 hurricane. We don't get particularly excited until it's at least a cat 3. They can't always tell you where it's going with any certainty either. Sometimes you don't know for sure if it's going to hit you until the day before.
And it is always hilarious when the weather people predict it will bypass most of the state, go into the Gulf of Mexico and then do almost a complete 180, cross the through the middle of the state, then do another almost 180 degree turn, and still be a cat 3 or 4. They predict crazy paths like that all the time and I'm like, Physics don't work like that.
@@deadheart1579 Wilma did something like that in 2005. I live in South East Florida and it was really weird getting hit by a hurricane coming from the west.
To be fair as a New Englander I burst out laughing every time a dusting of Snow brings a Southern State to a standstill. We do get Hurricanes and Tornados up here. Just not weekly.
You do know that before it snows in the south, it generally rains first as the front rolls in, right? You know what that means? There's a layer of solid ice under that 1/4 inch of snow. And because it's so rare, most southern areas don't have the infrastructure or the equipment to do anything about it. We salt our taco meat, not out roads. Driving in a foot of snow in the north is safer than driving through a few millimeters in the south. Why don't you take a summer trip to Arizona or New Mexico sometime? I guarantee a southern will be laughing at you.
I moved to PA from NC a few years ago. Lived in NC 40 years. There's no difference at all when the snow falls, imo. Same idiots on the roads doing the same things. Same cancellations of everything. If anything, so far, the winters here have been easier.
Yup in tennessee we make fun of ourselves sometimes ! ( my family is from maine ) . One time our food city store, in the hot and ready / bakery area - actually set out a container of bread soaking in some milk 😂 . Because the joke thats all anyone buys if theres a tornado or snow !
As a Californian who has lived in hurricane country and tornado country, I can tell you that an earthquake is much worse. Even a small one. With tornadoes you almost always get a heads up with warnings and watches. They know when the weather is ripe for tornado formation. Like you said, hurricanes give us long lead times to evacuate or prepare. With an earthquake there is no warning and you have no clue what it's intensity will be. I've lived thru a 7.0 magnitude all the way down to some that could barely be felt. An icy ball forms in your guts every time because you just don't know.
Id argue that Hurricanes and Tornadoes have the potential to be much worse though the main problem with Earthquakes is the lake of certainty. There is really only one place on earth that has any clue about earthquake intensity in the moment and that is Japan who have some of the best technology to deal with it and thousands of years living with it.
Northridge earthquake is what comes to mind for me. I used to live in California, Lompoc to be exact, and I felt that earthquake when it was messing up that city. Oh boy did I feel it. Early morning, had me bolting up out of my bed and diving for the doorway. The only time I was more scared than that was on my first deployment to Iraq. I lived in Florida for awhile too and I walked through the rain bands of Hurricane Dennis. I didn't do it as a dare or anything. I misjudged the amount of time I had to get from the Fort Myers library to shoemaker Avenue. Soaked from head to toe, and it ain't gonna happen again.
I'm serious. I was surprised by Hurricane Iniki in '92. I was stationed in Hawaii, my last year in the Navy. My first mention that I had of the storm was when I turned on the car radio while driving to work at Barbers Pt. Hurricanes are rare in the Hawaii and the Pacific hurricanes that occur nearly always have tracked westerly, hundreds of miles to south and usually get mentioned only in passing. Anyway the previous evening Iniki did a 90 degree northward shift. I had gone out bar hopping with some shipmates the night before and was totally unaware of the news. I ended up having to evacuate my house and head to the base shelter. We lucked out on Oahu as that afternoon the hurricane made a shift and tracked over Kauai which was devastated.
The wildfires are do to ya'll giving bums and illegals money rather than investing in your infrastructure forestry maintenance etc..... and the overbuilding and destruction of nature
1:45 I’m from an island. Leaving is often not an option. Cat 5? Plywood. Go to the room without windows. Lots of those in homes where hurricanes are common.
As someone who spent his childhood years in the Carolinas, the real conundrum is the miracle of blue painters tape crossed over the windows. Yeah, THAT'S what I want protecting the windows when the neighbors' house was just bisected by the tree in their backyard
In England during the bombings during WW2, all windows had taped X on them. It was to stop the glass from being shattered and blown in on the occupants during a carpet bombing raid. Very effective it was.
@@madwhitehare3635 Mum was a schoolgirl in Plymouth at the time, her home was bombed, her school was strafed by Stukas, her friends were killed and she has a shrapnel scar on her arm. But she survived.
We are 50 miles from the coast of N.C. I would much rather see the disaster coming at me for weeks than have it surprise with a bite in the backside like an earthquake or drop on my head like a tornado.
@@TheRealTburt it was in long beach/los angeles area.. I don’t remember one in ontario, however we did get a small one last week in riverside.. i was working under a bus when it came through the yard taking some stuff with it and knocking over our canopy
@@mikecorleone6797 Like I said, I don't remember. It was quite some time ago and I was a kid and didn't really pay attention to stuff. I just remember thinking that it was weird for a tornado to hit California.
LIP (laugh in peace), James. It’s been nearly 20 years the last time I saw you live, and I’ll be watching a ton of your best stuff on here regretting that I didn’t make it back. 😢
South Florida here: Oh yeah, been there , done that, with the hurricanes ! This is a hilarious man, who gets the whole hurricane thing ! The couple heading to Home Depot, " we are going to ride it out," ( famous last words ) and the National Guard coming in......its a scary time, but JG has found the funny aspects.
Spot on for the current news out of Florida. People refuse to leave, so a $4,000 per hour Seahawk has to fly in and rescue them. Brilliant use of public resources. If they had heeded the early warnings, they could've taken a bus. Maybe Ron should've sent the holdouts to Martha's Vineyard. It would've save the taxpayers millions.
It’s like the wildfires out there. They don’t move real fast, and the news is constantly telling you where it is and the directions it’s moving. But people still get burned up. How does that happen when you know where it is?
This reminds me of something I read, about how people react to snow. Down south if there's any snow at all, schools close. In some places if you can dig your way out of your house, you're going to work.
I grew up in the North Texas panhandle. I have seen the temperature get as high as 117, and as low as -37. The principal of our high school lived 2 blocks from the school, and if he could get to school during a snow storm, everyone else was expected to get there as well. No exceptions but those students who lived out of town. I have seen it go 47 days straight with no rain and temperatures above 100, and I have seen it snow 83 inches in 3 weeks or 23 inches in 24 hours. I have seen days where between 10am and 4pm we had 6 inches of rain, 2 inches of snow, 3 inches of marble-size hail, an hour of fog so thick you couldn't see your hand 2 feet from your face, and a EF-3 tornado play hopscotch through town and destroy 17 houses ( none of them on the same block or the same street). By 4pm, the sky was totally clear, and the only way you could tell anything had happened was the ground was wet and there were 17 piles of rubble. I have seen storms roll in where the temperature went from 95 to 40 in 20 minutes, and storms where we got 19 inches of rain in 6 hours. I have seen days when we had straight line winds of 80mph with gusts of up to 110mph. During that day in Amarillo, there were at least 40 18-wheelers blown over on their sides, and there was at least $7,000,000 worth of structural wind damage just in Amarillo alone. It was called a land hurricane. There was no warning. I have seen roads washed out by mud slides in the canyons, and I have seen windstorms blow in where you couldn't see to drive because of the dirt in the air. I have seen thousands of acres of grassland devastated by wildfires that also burned up dozens of houses in the country and even a small town. I have seen an ice storm that dropped 9 inches of ice/frozen rain in 24 hours. It was so thick you could drive a fully loaded 18-wheeler on it without leaving any tire tracks. The only type of severe weather or natural disaster we haven't experienced in the Texas panhandle is an earthquake, but I doubt even that could phase those of us who were born and raised here.
Very funny, but we DO have tornados in California. Not often, not severe. If you have ever seen a mud slide pushing half a dozen cars down a street, with maybe a house or two, you would realize they are no joke. In the south, the land is mostly flat, so the mud doesn't move so much, and you might not think it is a big deal.
James we have been known to have a tornado from time to time. We also get the remnants of hurricanes. And even an earthquake every now and then. We get windsheers. Straight line winds. Hail. Torrential rains. Snow.. Sleet and freezing rain. We get mother natures grab bag. Sometimes its a surprise. Sometimes it isnt. Its amazing how many people still feel the need to be unprepared. New England has its own special set of people.
The plywood over the windows, keeps the wind from blowing out the windows, and lifting off the roof. It doesn’t always work, if the hurricane is a big one.
I was living in Sunnyvale, California in 1998 when an F2 tornado touched down a mile from my apartment. They aren't commom in the San Francisco Bay area, but they happen!
His subtle mannerisms and perfectly timed pauses are what get me. James is a comedic artist. 😅
I luv when he starts to lose it! An gets it back under control …. Usually!
@Jesus has given you all. Repent or die. Amen! Time is short Jesus is going to come for his church. Be ready! Romans 10:9:13
Exactly! Gifted delivery, true artist. Can watch several times, still laugh so much!
I agree. He is gifted/a professional in those.
In the words of Ron White, "it's not THAT the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing!"
Ron White (cont.): "If you get hit by a Volvo, it doesn't matter how many crunchies you did that morning."
The storm surge
Exactly
Somehow, I never heard it that way but that's terrifying
@@anthonymodak2957 I thought he said push-ups but still a great joke
It’s great to see that over in America, you can laugh at yourselves just as we do over here in the UK. If only the politicians would shut up, the British and Americans have much in common.
“Our”politicians answer to WEF, NWO, and UN, and are intentionally working against the specific individuals they’ve sworn oaths to represent, and are therefore traitors. Someday they will be held accountable I hope.
Truth
💯 with all races and nationalities we're all human
Truth to that homie. You gotta be able to laugh at yourself!
@@MizterTonik it’s what makes us such great nations. Lesser countries are unable to laugh at themselves.
I'm a life-long Okie who never heard of this guy. Laughing out loud and looking for more. Made my day. Made my *year*.
Agree 100% Clark...Popped up in my front page and gave it a shot...very pleasantly surprised.
We need the link about 15 years ago where Mr. Gregory plum shut down the "John Boy & Billy" show. Back during "Dessert Storm" James kept the microphone smoking for nearly 30 minutes..I salute you Mr. Gregory. As always job well done..
FYI Clark, he just did a special on Dry Bar. It was hilarious. He received a standing ovation, which he so deserved. He's been around a long time and has never failed to make me laugh. Stay well.
My father has been dead for 7 years now, but a few times a month I look up a James Gregory clip because I think of him laughing at a VHS of this man. He met him once at some event, got his autograph, and after my father died I found that picture and we all laughed about how much pops got cracked up at Mr. Gregory. I agree, that was real comedy. Try that now and you’ll be called something awful.
WELL I STILL WATCH CLIPS OF GREGORY. HE IS HILARIOUS. PLAÝ ONE JOKE AT MY FUNERAL..
@@cynthialacefield3403
That's a great idea!❤
The one about Southern Funerals 😂
Yes the miracle of plywood, combined with duck tape and your invincible 😂😂😂
Yep spider web shape of duct tape on the windows.
Don't forget a couple of tubes of silicon rubber.
Don't forget liquid nail or gorilla glue
If duck tape can't fix it it can't be fixed?
Forgot the Bond-O
I can't help it....he makes me giggle. Then laugh out loud....in a room by myself! I laugh uncontrollably. His timing is outstanding!. Would love to see him in full concert.
🤣😂🤪
My mom and her husband have seen him more than once. They say he is great live!!
That look he gives, just the look, is the punchline. Side split
Just found him today and I'm doing exactly the same as you Nancy 🤣
You are always my favorite!!!. Have the flu and been binge warching you. It helps so much ❤
This guy is hilarious.
This man is a GENIUS!!!! He's also HYSTERICALLY FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Being from the south I can attest it is 100% true.
Makes me laugh every time.
Best of all it's based on real life random happenings.
Haaailll Yeeaahhh!! I love you James Gregory 🙏❤️
Gets me everytime I watch him🤣😅🤣 I really like that when he said we put big wheels on something and just go play in it🤣
James, when I laugh out loud, you have done well. Not that I'm drab or humorless, but some jokes are really better than others.
There are VERY few comics I'll sit here and literally laugh out loud at. James is one of them.
He’s probably one of the most true comedians of all time.
I love James Gregory!!!! He's hilarious.
This is funny. I’ve lived in Central Florida my entire life and I don’t even get out of bed unless it’s a category 4 hurricane. If it’s a Cat 5 coming straight for me then I get out of the way.
And it is always hilarious when the weather people predict it will bypass most of the state, go into the Gulf of Mexico and then do almost a complete 180, cross the through the middle of the state, then do another almost 180 degree turn, and still be a cat 3 or 4. They predict crazy paths like that all the time and I'm like, Physics don't work like that.
Same Here In Houston!!!
@@deadheart1579 How many times did you paste the same comment? The weather people do the opposite. They tell us we are all going to die and then it stays true to its path and stays in the ocean bothering absolutely no one.
ROFL 🤣 exactly. As a Florida native this is Exactly how we react to hurricanes.
"The miracle of plywood"😂😂😂
Great as always James!! 💕
Ex-Californian here, and I approve this message.
Excellent!!!!!
Love this funny man .👏👏👏
I live in south Carolina. It's always so entertaining when we have a hurricane pass through. People start buying literal carts of bottled water, bread, and milk. Only for it to be a slightly windy day outside.
Same thing when we have snow storms come through as well. Admittedly, the snow and ice does cause significantly more damage than a hurricane. It knocks out utilities, freezes roadways and causes a flood surge after the thaw. But most of these people never leave the house and only go out driving when the roads are icy. Me personally, I like to go on the interstate and make my car fishtail and pretend I'm drifting. I also like to sit in the parking lot at the grocery store and smoke a cigarette while people panic buy. We even have a running joke that nobody drinks water until a natural disaster happens.
Plywood, milk, and bread gets anyone through a hurricane. Except for Texas, they add brisket to that essentials list.
Milk? Who buys milk to prepare for a hurricane? You're supposed to buy nonparishables.
You forgot beer.
@@amusingintonations Yep, definitely beer. One time there was a small gas station open at the beginning of a hurricane even though the power was out and someone was using their lighter to help people find the beer they wanted in the dark.
It's so nice to see people coming together during an emergency to help each other. 🤣
@@Primalxbeast Southerners. Every hurricane and random snow storm I've ever lived through in the south man that milk is gone from the store.
@@GLoLChibs I guess I've never looked at the milk section before a hurricane, it would go bad so quickly if you lost power. The bread, peanut butter and water are definitely cleared out.
Limp wristed weather. For California. He got that right.
Cali is more of the earthquake and forest fire type of place
California has had a drought for years so the weather can be very hot, annoyingly breezy or both.
Limp wristed everything in Cali
They close the freeways for a dusting of snow. Earthquakes are no joke though.
@@orlock20 "annoyingly breezy"!
As a Californian, I find this hilarious, especially when I remember my east coast relatives losing their minds during a 3.0 earthquake 😜
Yawn rolls over, says did you feel that? I use to live near Taho and I had family make fun of us for snow chains. I was like one did you see that area got more snow in a week then your entire state, oh and Michigan is rather flat . We are driving in the mountains
Yup. We have earthquakes, fire, and volcanoes not to mention those mudslides.
@@phillipzx3754 I always thought "mudslides" should be renamed "alpine collapse" or "liquid rockslide". People'd respect it a little more.
If it was that one from two years ago in MA, i doubt they even knew there was an earthquake if it was 3.0. I live 25 miles from its epicenter and it was something like a 4.3 by the time it got here, and i could only hear a low frequency rumble.
Yeah the only natural disaster that’s earned the title of surprise is a damn earthquake. I grew up in OC and I remember them well🤣
I actually love this man. You know something? Sometimes the truth is so hard to take it's actually funny.
He is delightful. Please come to California. I'm ready to be charmed.
I've lived in South Florida most of my life and I can tell you there's a world of difference between a cat 1 hurricane and a cat 5 hurricane. We don't get particularly excited until it's at least a cat 3. They can't always tell you where it's going with any certainty either. Sometimes you don't know for sure if it's going to hit you until the day before.
And it is always hilarious when the weather people predict it will bypass most of the state, go into the Gulf of Mexico and then do almost a complete 180, cross the through the middle of the state, then do another almost 180 degree turn, and still be a cat 3 or 4. They predict crazy paths like that all the time and I'm like, Physics don't work like that.
People that don't live here don't understand.
@@deadheart1579 Wilma did something like that in 2005. I live in South East Florida and it was really weird getting hit by a hurricane coming from the west.
I'm in South Alabama and we always get the worst of a storm when they say it's gonna miss us.
And the idea of using a nuke to get rid of hurricane is some of the dumbest suggestions I've heard LOL
To be fair as a New Englander I burst out laughing every time a dusting of Snow brings a Southern State to a standstill. We do get Hurricanes and Tornados up here. Just not weekly.
You do know that before it snows in the south, it generally rains first as the front rolls in, right? You know what that means? There's a layer of solid ice under that 1/4 inch of snow. And because it's so rare, most southern areas don't have the infrastructure or the equipment to do anything about it. We salt our taco meat, not out roads. Driving in a foot of snow in the north is safer than driving through a few millimeters in the south. Why don't you take a summer trip to Arizona or New Mexico sometime? I guarantee a southern will be laughing at you.
@@The_Hagseed Face it you Southerners have no clue how to drive in the snow. LOL.
@@JOHNSmith-pn6fj And you northerners have no clue how to read, apparently....
I moved to PA from NC a few years ago. Lived in NC 40 years. There's no difference at all when the snow falls, imo. Same idiots on the roads doing the same things. Same cancellations of everything. If anything, so far, the winters here have been easier.
Yup in tennessee we make fun of ourselves sometimes ! ( my family is from maine ) . One time our food city store, in the hot and ready / bakery area - actually set out a container of bread soaking in some milk 😂 .
Because the joke thats all anyone buys if theres a tornado or snow !
We had a hurricane that formed just offshore overnight, but basically, you're right.
What makes this SO funny, is it's the truth!
This guy is a trip! Thanks for having a cool name bud =)
The way he adjust himself impersonating someone saying "maybe it'll turn" 🤣
We’ve got out *BandsInTown* reminder set for BRISTOL, TN! Woohoo, another GREAT TIME! We love you James! 💞💙
As a Californian who has lived in hurricane country and tornado country, I can tell you that an earthquake is much worse. Even a small one. With tornadoes you almost always get a heads up with warnings and watches. They know when the weather is ripe for tornado formation. Like you said, hurricanes give us long lead times to evacuate or prepare. With an earthquake there is no warning and you have no clue what it's intensity will be. I've lived thru a 7.0 magnitude all the way down to some that could barely be felt. An icy ball forms in your guts every time because you just don't know.
Yep, and a couple tons of mud falling on your house? Southerners would be crapping themselves.
Id argue that Hurricanes and Tornadoes have the potential to be much worse though the main problem with Earthquakes is the lake of certainty. There is really only one place on earth that has any clue about earthquake intensity in the moment and that is Japan who have some of the best technology to deal with it and thousands of years living with it.
Northridge earthquake is what comes to mind for me. I used to live in California, Lompoc to be exact, and I felt that earthquake when it was messing up that city. Oh boy did I feel it. Early morning, had me bolting up out of my bed and diving for the doorway. The only time I was more scared than that was on my first deployment to Iraq. I lived in Florida for awhile too and I walked through the rain bands of Hurricane Dennis. I didn't do it as a dare or anything. I misjudged the amount of time I had to get from the Fort Myers library to shoemaker Avenue. Soaked from head to toe, and it ain't gonna happen again.
I agree. I live in CA and I feel like I'd rather live in a hurricane area than earthquakes. You can see hurricanes coming.
@@TheRealTburt BUT EARTHQUAKES ARE ONLY SECONDS LONG. HURRICANS CAN LAST FOR HOURS.
That's just plain funny!
I'm serious. I was surprised by Hurricane Iniki in '92. I was stationed in Hawaii, my last year in the Navy. My first mention that I had of the storm was when I turned on the car radio while driving to work at Barbers Pt. Hurricanes are rare in the Hawaii and the Pacific hurricanes that occur nearly always have tracked westerly, hundreds of miles to south and usually get mentioned only in passing. Anyway the previous evening Iniki did a 90 degree northward shift. I had gone out bar hopping with some shipmates the night before and was totally unaware of the news. I ended up having to evacuate my house and head to the base shelter. We lucked out on Oahu as that afternoon the hurricane made a shift and tracked over Kauai which was devastated.
I love going muddin ..... bigger wheels the more fun you have 🤣
“Down here we put big wheels on something and get out and play in it!” It’s so true! 😆😆
Yeah, California only has to deal with earthquakes and wildfires. 😆
The wildfires are do to ya'll giving bums and illegals money rather than investing in your infrastructure forestry maintenance etc..... and the overbuilding and destruction of nature
And Gavin Newsome, what a disgrace to the human race.
Damn, just looking at James is so funny he doesn’t even have to open his mouth. Lol
Let’s go muddin
Rest in peace James Gregory
He truly is a riot. Lol
GLORIOUS!
I found out yesterday that he is coming to my town. I've already bought my tickets and I can't wait to see him!
This guy is HILARIOUS!
"Limp-wristed weather" Classic!
1:45 I’m from an island. Leaving is often not an option. Cat 5? Plywood. Go to the room without windows. Lots of those in homes where hurricanes are common.
See you tonight, 4/8/22, in Monroe NC
Who is this guy? I'm listening and laughing and shaking my head in agreement. Miracle of Plywood. I'm subscribing. I need these laughs. Thanks.
As someone who spent his childhood years in the Carolinas, the real conundrum is the miracle of blue painters tape crossed over the windows. Yeah, THAT'S what I want protecting the windows when the neighbors' house was just bisected by the tree in their backyard
In England during the bombings during WW2, all windows had taped X on them. It was to stop the glass from being shattered and blown in on the occupants during a carpet bombing raid. Very effective it was.
@@TheKira699 …Correct. Method in apparent madness. 🙂
@@madwhitehare3635 Mum was a schoolgirl in Plymouth at the time, her home was bombed, her school was strafed by Stukas, her friends were killed and she has a shrapnel scar on her arm. But she survived.
Mr. Gregory, you one funny man!
Funny man. Can't help but to reminisce james earl jones and that dinosaur show from way back.
Just discovered that guy. I love him!! 🙂
This dude is hilarious.
We put big wheels on, get out and play in it...
As a resident of califuckafornia this is hilarious!.I've lived in the south too!
We are 50 miles from the coast of N.C. I would much rather see the disaster coming at me for weeks than have it surprise with a bite in the backside like an earthquake or drop on my head like a tornado.
Thanks for that.
Ya DAMN Right!! 😂😂
Bars have hurricane shots & wait for the hurricane ! 😂
Awesome bro!
Actually we’ve had a tornado in California… it started at the beach and tore roofs off houses and buildings in Los Angeles years ago. It was wild
That was near Ontario, right? I remember there being one but not where.
@@TheRealTburt it was in long beach/los angeles area.. I don’t remember one in ontario, however we did get a small one last week in riverside.. i was working under a bus when it came through the yard taking some stuff with it and knocking over our canopy
There was one in Torrance, CA about 15 years ago and one in Carson, CA 7 years ago.
@@mikecorleone6797I saw the one in Riverside on TH-cam news upload.
@@mikecorleone6797 Like I said, I don't remember. It was quite some time ago and I was a kid and didn't really pay attention to stuff. I just remember thinking that it was weird for a tornado to hit California.
Well he's not wrong🤣
Just discovered this man. He reminds me a little bit of Jerry Clower back in the day LOL
That last one got me.
“It’s mud: down here, We just put big wheels on something and go play in it”
He’s so right🤣
As Ron White said, it isn’t THAT the wind is blowing, it’s WHAT the wind is blowing.
LIP (laugh in peace), James. It’s been nearly 20 years the last time I saw you live, and I’ll be watching a ton of your best stuff on here regretting that I didn’t make it back. 😢
This man looks like Hoss Cartwright and the Cartwright father all rolled up into one guy...!!..
How come all tornados “sound like a freight train coming through here”. Why can’t, for once, once one sound like…you know… a Led Zeppelin concert?
Because you do not want to know what that thing ate to sound like a Led Zepplin concert.
The best use of canned laughter I've seen in a long time.
Well done!!
Coooool
Is that Red Skelton's old Freddy the Freeloader set. No but it brought back memories.
South Florida here: Oh yeah, been there , done that, with the hurricanes ! This is a hilarious man, who gets the whole hurricane thing ! The couple heading to Home Depot, " we are going to ride it out," ( famous last words ) and the National Guard coming in......its a scary time, but JG has found the funny aspects.
They definitely couldn't deal with it, lol!
Spot on for the current news out of Florida. People refuse to leave, so a $4,000 per hour Seahawk has to fly in and rescue them. Brilliant use of public resources. If they had heeded the early warnings, they could've taken a bus. Maybe Ron should've sent the holdouts to Martha's Vineyard. It would've save the taxpayers millions.
I live in Florida. every time, they wait until the last day and mob the stores. I was already there a week ago. James is correct.
I live in Kentucky. The boys around here love when it gets muddy 😜
It’s like the wildfires out there. They don’t move real fast, and the news is constantly telling you where it is and the directions it’s moving. But people still get burned up. How does that happen when you know where it is?
Man at my job a Hurricane = drive around in the rain looking for downed power lines.
He is hilarious!
Amen! 🙏
a Real Floridian is NEVER Surprised by one of these beasts……… Never ever !
Certain hurricanes do rapidly intensify but it's funny
This reminds me of something I read, about how people react to snow. Down south if there's any snow at all, schools close. In some places if you can dig your way out of your house, you're going to work.
I grew up in the North Texas panhandle. I have seen the temperature get as high as 117, and as low as -37.
The principal of our high school lived 2 blocks from the school, and if he could get to school during a snow storm, everyone else was expected to get there as well. No exceptions but those students who lived out of town.
I have seen it go 47 days straight with no rain and temperatures above 100, and I have seen it snow 83 inches in 3 weeks or 23 inches in 24 hours.
I have seen days where between 10am and 4pm we had 6 inches of rain, 2 inches of snow, 3 inches of marble-size hail, an hour of fog so thick you couldn't see your hand 2 feet from your face, and a EF-3 tornado play hopscotch through town and destroy 17 houses ( none of them on the same block or the same street). By 4pm, the sky was totally clear, and the only way you could tell anything had happened was the ground was wet and there were 17 piles of rubble.
I have seen storms roll in where the temperature went from 95 to 40 in 20 minutes, and storms where we got 19 inches of rain in 6 hours.
I have seen days when we had straight line winds of 80mph with gusts of up to 110mph. During that day in Amarillo, there were at least 40 18-wheelers blown over on their sides, and there was at least $7,000,000 worth of structural wind damage just in Amarillo alone. It was called a land hurricane. There was no warning.
I have seen roads washed out by mud slides in the canyons, and I have seen windstorms blow in where you couldn't see to drive because of the dirt in the air.
I have seen thousands of acres of grassland devastated by wildfires that also burned up dozens of houses in the country and even a small town.
I have seen an ice storm that dropped 9 inches of ice/frozen rain in 24 hours. It was so thick you could drive a fully loaded 18-wheeler on it without leaving any tire tracks.
The only type of severe weather or natural disaster we haven't experienced in the Texas panhandle is an earthquake, but I doubt even that could phase those of us who were born and raised here.
Life long Floridian. I'll gladly take our tornadoes and hurricanes over disasters they have in California...including Californians.
Aw...the 4 seasons of California.
Fires, riots, earthquakes and droughts.
Amen !!! as a native I fully agree.
Have a friend in FL.
Ouch, ☺ re California.
True- for now.
Great Governor you have.
Love to have a President Trump, Governor Ron De Santis ticket. 👏
Obviously never been thru major earthquake. no warning there!
I would worry about many people in FL than any hurricane. The sun baked their brains.
Well when I lived on the Texas Gulf Coast we had a sudden tropical storm that formed 50 miles offshore.
Here we put big tires on something and go out and play in it. 😂😂 Truth. I’ve taken my Jeep mudding plenty of times.
What about the droughts and forest fires in California?
Very funny, but we DO have tornados in California. Not often, not severe.
If you have ever seen a mud slide pushing half a dozen cars down a street, with maybe a house or two, you would realize they are no joke. In the south, the land is mostly flat, so the mud doesn't move so much, and you might not think it is a big deal.
Bruh...
Cant take a fuckn joke?
James we have been known to have a tornado from time to time. We also get the remnants of hurricanes. And even an earthquake every now and then. We get windsheers. Straight line winds. Hail. Torrential rains. Snow.. Sleet and freezing rain. We get mother natures grab bag. Sometimes its a surprise. Sometimes it isnt. Its amazing how many people still feel the need to be unprepared. New England has its own special set of people.
Actually there was
Galveston
Galveston, Texas. 1900
He's not talking about 100 years ago. You didn't even have thunderstorm warnings then.
The plywood over the windows, keeps the wind from blowing out the windows, and lifting off the roof. It doesn’t always work, if the hurricane is a big one.
I was living in Sunnyvale, California in 1998 when an F2 tornado touched down a mile from my apartment. They aren't commom in the San Francisco Bay area, but they happen!
I've ridden out many a hurricane; but not Camille or Katrina.
That is the truth!!
An earthquake , tornado flood can hit suddenly but a hurricane , you have two weeks or more to get out!!