Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.
Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.
@colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.
Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.
He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close. Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly. Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video. By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2. So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.
Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.
Funny! I think they just can't figure out why a man dressed in boxer shorts, drinkin' beer, would jump out of the back of a truck into a giant cactus..
I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆 - From India with Love
I believe in flying saucers, I know for a fact that they exist. I got hit by one once before I learned to duck. My wife used to throw saucers at me in fits of rage all the time.
Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them
One of the funniest and most original comics I have ever seen.
RIP James Gregory
The foreign aid line is classic!
Classic idiocy that is.
I thought he would follow it up by saying we would have invaded them for their oil, too.
I try to spread it around as much as i can. Its so perfect so funny so harmless
Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.
He was a class act! RIP Mr Gregory!
Very funny and there's a lot of truth in his humor.
James you da man.
I love this guy!
And they didn't stop at Stuckey's! 😂
He's a funny guy, but he speak alone of truth, great job James, need more people like you
Funny, funny how? He's here to amuse you? - Goodfellas
You are right, we would be sending them foreign aid and the politicians would be getting back kickbacks.
A master class story teller!
Aliens come here to make home movies of us to show their kids what happens when they don't eat their veggies or do their homework
He a story teller and a comedian
You made my day once again, having a rough night at work, you always make me laugh! Have a great day!
Lavena i hope work is going better for ya. 😊
well he is a comedian and you pushed play... right?
I used to spend weekends in Los Angeles, the aliens are among us!
Happy birthday James Gregory
Rest in Peace James Gregory; and thanks for all the laughs!
To being abducted by aliens is like going back to a family reunion in Arkansas. Love yall
So you've met my relatives?
I have lived in Arkansas my entire life and have never seen an alien spacecraft. I guess I should buy some hogs.
Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.
@colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.
the one thing that convinces me there is intelligent life
out there is the fact they haven't tried to contact us.
Go and see the interview of Lou Elizondor with Astro Terry. It's incredible.
@@smedrano1964 can’t find it, can u give a better description
You are right, they have smarts enough to stay the heck away from us!!! lol
Kate Allen, indeed!
Nice one!
"An expert is someone from another town. " Mark Twain.
That was great way too funny
None can beat James Gregory !!! Comedic genius !😂
I Love this Guy
I love this bit one of my favorites.
Perhaps the question should be, which ones are actually alien, demon or human, because it's been really difficult to tell for a very long time.
Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago is definitely from another planet. Those are not human eyes.
Perfect!
0:26 the foreign aid joke makes me chuckle...
Came to the show last night in Huntsville- awesome night
Aint no disliking that now, is they?? Pure spot on funny, never disappointed!!
"They always land next to a hog pen in Arkansas." 🤣
Reply man I loved that line too 😁😄😁😄 funny stuff
I wish I was from another planet so I could go back.
I’ve seen UFO’s so they are real. He is so funny!
He’s HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂
it's a little bit like believing in big foot yet not one dead one has ever been found.
It's not what you have found or seen, it's about what you haven't found or seen.
@@terencesmelser7860 What, like "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"?
That's because they bbq the remains 🙂
Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.
Yeah...i wonder if he's watched the news recently.
Funny bit.
He's an American treasure.
Thanks for the birthday present. yep 06-17-1957 makes me 64
6-17-70 here!
As a matter of fact; I saw a ufo over my grandaddy's hog pen in Arkansas in 1977.
James, I love you!
The best
I can guarantee you that my wife is from another planet.
Witch one?
Methinks, San Fagcisco
@@whatsthefrequency5645 I had a "witch"one...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Must be some great head 😂
Thanks for the Laughs James ! Stay Blessed !
You are using this as a joke, but you are telling the truth. I do enjoy your videos.
Foreign aid...the great bilking of America.
In your tiny little mind.
Too funny! TYVM!
I'm stealing that foreign aid joke
James tisk, tisk, tisk right around 1:42min you get intellectual. LOL
My Mother in law is an alien. Every time she sees me with my friends she says " I just don't understand you people!"
Of course they land next to a Hog Pen! They are coming for the bacon after all it is just a Sunday morning drive to get a nice breakfast.
As A Space Nut😂😂😂Im Dying..And No,I Dont Do Aliens,lol..
A planet of flying mules would have more intelligence than what is here now.
I live in Arkansas, so that last line made me laugh out loud! 😂😆
I enjoy his comedy
I once met a guy who thought he had been visited by a UFO, but then he told me he realized it had just been his mother-in-law.
Funny he's got it lol.
We might be the only ones in the solar system, we are not the only ones in this galaxy.
2021 wild lol
Cut loose at Disneyland 🤣🤣🤣
That’s just too funny
You are too funny.
Gotta have one of them fuzz busters.
Heck yeah 🤣😂🤣😂 so freaking awesome funny 🤣😂
Every time we get into an argument she wants to call home
Love this guy but Im surprised he lived as long as he did. 78 years with that condition is wild
Yes you ARE THE BEST EVER LOVE YOU
the ufo capital of my country is Coatbridge , its the Roswell of Scotland .
Wow this guy is sssooooooo funny
Yes of millions of miles…. That probably wouldn’t get you to the sun…. 😬
😅😊too funny
He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close.
Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly.
Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video.
By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2.
So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.
What if the "aliens" are human?
That will be your little secret James.
Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.
So funny
I does find it odd😃 ET exists only on the screen 😉Thank you for the laughs 👏
I live in Arkansas and got a big kick out of this routine, hahaha oink oink oink
Funny!
I think they just can't figure out why a man dressed in boxer shorts, drinkin' beer, would jump out of the back of a truck into a giant cactus..
Foreign aid 😂🤣😅😆
No aliens y'all 🙂
I don’t agree with him but he was hilarious!
That is the great thing about comedy. You don't have to agree to enjoy it.
One did land on the Dome of the Rock in Jeruselum....eerie....
Expert UH???
This did not age well. The Pentagon released UFO footage.
That's when we stopped believing
No they haven’t. A dark blob on a gimbal screen? lol call that evidence.
In all of God's creation, what makes us think that we're so special that we're the only planet with intelligent life on it?!
Sorry they're back bro
life is not necessarily people like us. Insect are life.
I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆
- From India with Love
I’m from Arkansas and we don’t have lots of ufo’s. Maybe in Arizona 😆
I love chicken
Truth 😂🤣
Now she wants to call home
Hey, how far have you driven on a tank of gas to take the kids to the zoo or the amusement park?
I saw Mr. Gregory live in Fountain Inn, SC. I love his humor, but it would be better, in my opinion, without all the profanity.
Didn't hear 1 swear word
No profanity? Congrats on leaving your first internet comment!
That’s where I seen him. At the Younts Center in Fountain Inn a few years ago
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@@rayjohnson2387 He does use profanity in other shows. I don’t normally watch comedians outside of Dry Bar because I never know.
He from a different planet
I don't believe in other planets but I have seen a flying saucer in 1998.
U don't believe there's other planets???
I believe in flying saucers, I know for a fact that they exist. I got hit by one once before I learned to duck. My wife used to throw saucers at me in fits of rage all the time.
@@ralfie8801 u got lucky...mine used to throw knives
ray johnson
I guess a black eye from a collision with a flying saucer is a lot better than a puncture wound from a knife!
Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them
It's called the military. I do believe other life exists, but they haven't visited us.
Or a little town in western Kentucky called Kelly remember the Little Green Men from Kelly!
😂😂😂
But that’s the best place to go 😜😜
Haha!