Why There's No Such Thing As Aliens | James Gregory

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  • @corathekat1898
    @corathekat1898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The foreign aid line is classic!

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Classic idiocy that is.

    • @davidpowell6098
      @davidpowell6098 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I thought he would follow it up by saying we would have invaded them for their oil, too.

    • @KNR6292
      @KNR6292 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I try to spread it around as much as i can. Its so perfect so funny so harmless

  • @jasonnester9514
    @jasonnester9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    What I love about this guy is that he is beyond funny without being foul or dirty

    • @andrewfyakim525
      @andrewfyakim525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES!!! He IS the Funniest Man, and I could watch him, with my niece in the room, and there would be no issue with that!

    • @jasonnester9514
      @jasonnester9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andrewfyakim525 exactly

    • @gregratcliff9831
      @gregratcliff9831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jason Nester Thank you for giving credit where credit is due!!! The majority of comedians couldn't tell a joke if they couldn't use some kind of filthy words,and or taking the joke in a filthy direction!!! Im glad this guy can just be plain ol fashioned funny without all that junk!!!

    • @jasonnester9514
      @jasonnester9514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gregratcliff9831 amen u said it brother

    • @allnamesaretakenful
      @allnamesaretakenful 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah like Bill Cosby...oh wait

  • @robertgoss4842
    @robertgoss4842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    One of the funniest and most original comics I have ever seen.

  • @jamesnewman8011
    @jamesnewman8011 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have lived in Arkansas my entire life and have never seen an alien spacecraft. I guess I should buy some hogs.

    • @colelawrence9696
      @colelawrence9696 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.

    • @jamesnewman8011
      @jamesnewman8011 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.

  • @Chinwagger2024
    @Chinwagger2024 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Very funny and there's a lot of truth in his humor.

  • @shirleywinston80
    @shirleywinston80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.

    • @marycouvillion1135
      @marycouvillion1135 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He was a class act! RIP Mr Gregory!

  • @donmiddleton1378
    @donmiddleton1378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Aliens come here to make home movies of us to show their kids what happens when they don't eat their veggies or do their homework

  • @garryw.robertsmusicandmore2359
    @garryw.robertsmusicandmore2359 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rest in Peace James Gregory; and thanks for all the laughs!

  • @jdsbees3257
    @jdsbees3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I used to spend weekends in Los Angeles, the aliens are among us!

  • @JamesBrown-si2lj
    @JamesBrown-si2lj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    He's a funny guy, but he speak alone of truth, great job James, need more people like you

    • @dannysllrs
      @dannysllrs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Funny, funny how? He's here to amuse you? - Goodfellas

  • @mistergrandpasbakery9941
    @mistergrandpasbakery9941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    And they didn't stop at Stuckey's! 😂

  • @kateallen7675
    @kateallen7675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    the one thing that convinces me there is intelligent life
    out there is the fact they haven't tried to contact us.

    • @smedrano1964
      @smedrano1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Go and see the interview of Lou Elizondor with Astro Terry. It's incredible.

    • @alexwong1207
      @alexwong1207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@smedrano1964 can’t find it, can u give a better description

    • @gregratcliff9831
      @gregratcliff9831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are right, they have smarts enough to stay the heck away from us!!! lol

    • @auChevalierRed
      @auChevalierRed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kate Allen, indeed!

    • @petrasant5495
      @petrasant5495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice one!

  • @stevendelcarlo3294
    @stevendelcarlo3294 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    To being abducted by aliens is like going back to a family reunion in Arkansas. Love yall

    • @Primalxbeast
      @Primalxbeast 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you've met my relatives?

  • @susanhuber1932
    @susanhuber1932 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    You are right, we would be sending them foreign aid and the politicians would be getting back kickbacks.

  • @lonewolf2364
    @lonewolf2364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    James you da man.

  • @harmongreene800
    @harmongreene800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He a story teller and a comedian

  • @debimooneyham1561
    @debimooneyham1561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love this guy!

  • @unclebenny9028
    @unclebenny9028 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:26 the foreign aid joke makes me chuckle...

  • @HeleneLouise
    @HeleneLouise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy birthday James Gregory

  • @steverodgers8425
    @steverodgers8425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "An expert is someone from another town. " Mark Twain.

  • @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq
    @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I can guarantee you that my wife is from another planet.

  • @lavenabaxter6504
    @lavenabaxter6504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    You made my day once again, having a rough night at work, you always make me laugh! Have a great day!

    • @YaGirlCJ
      @YaGirlCJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lavena i hope work is going better for ya. 😊

    • @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523
      @yourangelinfleshorsackclot1523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well he is a comedian and you pushed play... right?

  • @LR-je7nn
    @LR-je7nn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago is definitely from another planet. Those are not human eyes.

  • @lisadean4659
    @lisadean4659 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "They always land next to a hog pen in Arkansas." 🤣

    • @paulmartinson3080
      @paulmartinson3080 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Reply man I loved that line too 😁😄😁😄 funny stuff

  • @grayjack5021
    @grayjack5021 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this bit one of my favorites.

  • @markneeley7191
    @markneeley7191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Perhaps the question should be, which ones are actually alien, demon or human, because it's been really difficult to tell for a very long time.

  • @lindagimenez586
    @lindagimenez586 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    None can beat James Gregory !!! Comedic genius !😂

  • @islandyyt
    @islandyyt ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A master class story teller!

  • @terrymcgee326
    @terrymcgee326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I Love this Guy

  • @creedmccray7740
    @creedmccray7740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was great way too funny

  • @DemsRinsane
    @DemsRinsane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish I was from another planet so I could go back.

  • @662North
    @662North 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yeah...i wonder if he's watched the news recently.
    Funny bit.
    He's an American treasure.

  • @Enjoyinglife22
    @Enjoyinglife22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve seen UFO’s so they are real. He is so funny!

  • @donnyzavicci8121
    @donnyzavicci8121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Foreign aid...the great bilking of America.

    • @AndrewVelonis
      @AndrewVelonis 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In your tiny little mind.

  • @jamesmcclane9333
    @jamesmcclane9333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's a little bit like believing in big foot yet not one dead one has ever been found.

    • @terencesmelser7860
      @terencesmelser7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not what you have found or seen, it's about what you haven't found or seen.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@terencesmelser7860 What, like "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"?

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's because they bbq the remains 🙂

    • @robertlivingston1634
      @robertlivingston1634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.

  • @bombasticbuster9340
    @bombasticbuster9340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    As a matter of fact; I saw a ufo over my grandaddy's hog pen in Arkansas in 1977.

  • @sirscottwilliamwalmer7639
    @sirscottwilliamwalmer7639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My Mother in law is an alien. Every time she sees me with my friends she says " I just don't understand you people!"

  • @kenjiyamaha2879
    @kenjiyamaha2879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Aint no disliking that now, is they?? Pure spot on funny, never disappointed!!

  • @ecc5119
    @ecc5119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Came to the show last night in Huntsville- awesome night

  • @henrysmith8012
    @henrysmith8012 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A planet of flying mules would have more intelligence than what is here now.

  • @johnw2026
    @johnw2026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I live in Arkansas, so that last line made me laugh out loud! 😂😆

  • @p.steven2413
    @p.steven2413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Thanks for the Laughs James ! Stay Blessed !

  • @BruceWayne-cb2ys
    @BruceWayne-cb2ys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Perfect!

  • @deanwilliams93
    @deanwilliams93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for the birthday present. yep 06-17-1957 makes me 64

  • @KLolleySmith
    @KLolleySmith หลายเดือนก่อน

    He’s HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂

  • @toddsmith9677
    @toddsmith9677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Of course they land next to a Hog Pen! They are coming for the bacon after all it is just a Sunday morning drive to get a nice breakfast.

  • @Confederatemule
    @Confederatemule ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are using this as a joke, but you are telling the truth. I do enjoy your videos.

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I once met a guy who thought he had been visited by a UFO, but then he told me he realized it had just been his mother-in-law.

  • @TexasDog3
    @TexasDog3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We might be the only ones in the solar system, we are not the only ones in this galaxy.

  • @bobbywhite1645
    @bobbywhite1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm stealing that foreign aid joke

  • @newfie4320
    @newfie4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best

  • @rjgarciasr
    @rjgarciasr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James tisk, tisk, tisk right around 1:42min you get intellectual. LOL

  • @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484
    @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yay

  • @PafMedic
    @PafMedic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    As A Space Nut😂😂😂Im Dying..And No,I Dont Do Aliens,lol..

  • @jeffpittman9002
    @jeffpittman9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2021 wild lol

  • @chrismcbee4653
    @chrismcbee4653 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gotta have one of them fuzz busters.

  • @joeculpepper1677
    @joeculpepper1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny he's got it lol.

  • @heatherlowe7330
    @heatherlowe7330 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cut loose at Disneyland 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mikehand5881
    @mikehand5881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Expert UH???

  • @bradleytguthrie929
    @bradleytguthrie929 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I enjoy his comedy

  • @sarahrenfrow9795
    @sarahrenfrow9795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    James, I love you!

  • @sandraritter6399
    @sandraritter6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That’s just too funny

  • @traviscooper3837
    @traviscooper3837 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    So funny

  • @carolynbenjamin6578
    @carolynbenjamin6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes you ARE THE BEST EVER LOVE YOU

  • @blorac9869
    @blorac9869 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Too funny! TYVM!

  • @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484
    @showgirlsaroundtheworldada4484 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Right

  • @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq
    @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Every time we get into an argument she wants to call home

  • @Outlaw7263
    @Outlaw7263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Why there is no such thing as aliens"
    U.S.A. Airforce after officially publishing drone captured footage of a UFO flying over the pacific Ocean 2 years ago: Are you sure about that?

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      guess what that footage got debunked.

  • @colelawrence9696
    @colelawrence9696 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them

  • @rhondavroman5191
    @rhondavroman5191 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Heck yeah 🤣😂🤣😂 so freaking awesome funny 🤣😂

  • @chrismcbee2933
    @chrismcbee2933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I does find it odd😃 ET exists only on the screen 😉Thank you for the laughs 👏

  • @alexandermathieson4774
    @alexandermathieson4774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the ufo capital of my country is Coatbridge , its the Roswell of Scotland .

  • @user-rc4nw6xy5p
    @user-rc4nw6xy5p 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close.
    Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly.
    Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video.
    By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2.
    So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.

  • @dragonsbreath1450
    @dragonsbreath1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    There is intelligent life out there, try came, they saw and found none here, thus moved on.

  • @teenabrunk83
    @teenabrunk83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Or a little town in western Kentucky called Kelly remember the Little Green Men from Kelly!

  • @Ryarios
    @Ryarios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes of millions of miles…. That probably wouldn’t get you to the sun…. 😬

  • @lizawake614
    @lizawake614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    One did land on the Dome of the Rock in Jeruselum....eerie....

  • @debbieparrish106
    @debbieparrish106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I saw Mr. Gregory live in Fountain Inn, SC. I love his humor, but it would be better, in my opinion, without all the profanity.

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Didn't hear 1 swear word

    • @INDRIDCOLD83
      @INDRIDCOLD83 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No profanity? Congrats on leaving your first internet comment!

    • @chandlerwright1765
      @chandlerwright1765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s where I seen him. At the Younts Center in Fountain Inn a few years ago

    • @larrycobb3102
      @larrycobb3102 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤔🤔🤔

    • @mbyrd6713
      @mbyrd6713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@rayjohnson2387 He does use profanity in other shows. I don’t normally watch comedians outside of Dry Bar because I never know.

  • @user-qo1rw3et4h
    @user-qo1rw3et4h 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    😅😊too funny

  • @scotthamilton598
    @scotthamilton598 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wow this guy is sssooooooo funny

  • @Tovek
    @Tovek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don’t agree with him but he was hilarious!

    • @twobirdsflipping3217
      @twobirdsflipping3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That is the great thing about comedy. You don't have to agree to enjoy it.

  • @pjfountaine7755
    @pjfountaine7755 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I live in Arkansas and got a big kick out of this routine, hahaha oink oink oink

  • @Bayan1905
    @Bayan1905 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.

  • @bobbyadams1574
    @bobbyadams1574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truth 😂🤣

  • @carollunsford355
    @carollunsford355 ปีที่แล้ว

    You are too funny.

  • @aaronjones6439
    @aaronjones6439 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    pig trough in AR, lololololol

  • @JoJo-wm8ee
    @JoJo-wm8ee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’m from Arkansas and we don’t have lots of ufo’s. Maybe in Arizona 😆

  • @FlabaaJahabbh-ml5gx
    @FlabaaJahabbh-ml5gx ปีที่แล้ว

    I love chicken

  • @1noduncle
    @1noduncle 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    What if the "aliens" are human?

  • @ronrice2249
    @ronrice2249 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In all of God's creation, what makes us think that we're so special that we're the only planet with intelligent life on it?!

  • @sgtjameslindsey2493
    @sgtjameslindsey2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, how far have you driven on a tank of gas to take the kids to the zoo or the amusement park?

  • @MG-pv4uq
    @MG-pv4uq ปีที่แล้ว

    I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆
    - From India with Love

  • @matthewsteenbergen8904
    @matthewsteenbergen8904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Look at Our Advances in Technologies. Where did They Come from??? Obviously AI!

  • @HTHAMMACK1
    @HTHAMMACK1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That will be your little secret James.

  • @jeremyjohnson8243
    @jeremyjohnson8243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Foreign aid 😂🤣😅😆

  • @briankoops5171
    @briankoops5171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you don't believe in other life forms... you're the one out of step with reality.

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We don't even know what all is in the ocean...and that's right under our feet lol

    • @briankoops5171
      @briankoops5171 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rayjohnson2387 You don't have to know what's in the oceans to believe in life outside our world. The diversity of life on our planet, should lead you to believe in even more off world. Lots of suns with lots of planets around them. It's only arrogance that leads you to think we are alone in the universe.

    • @rogerthomas169
      @rogerthomas169 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@briankoops5171 let me guess, you believe in bigfoot, the loch ness monster, ghosts maybe unicorns, but seriously I've seen two legitimate ufo's, but in the end that's all they are...unidentified. I've read all the books seen all the pictures videos, heard all the theories, but there is no proof and when you charge arrogance, why? There is no proof. Why can't we be the only ones, you're the only you, out of billions. We still don't know what the spark of life is, think about that. I know I'm rambling but that's what I do, and by the way I hope you're right

  • @phillipheaton9832
    @phillipheaton9832 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I certainly believe that there is life on other planets, I have no proof of course. Intelligent life, not so sure.

  • @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq
    @WilliamJohnson-ic4hq 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now she wants to call home

  • @ashton00747
    @ashton00747 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Hog pen in Arkansas 😂

  • @oznerriznick2474
    @oznerriznick2474 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny!
    I think they just can't figure out why a man dressed in boxer shorts, drinkin' beer, would jump out of the back of a truck into a giant cactus..