Jason Nester Thank you for giving credit where credit is due!!! The majority of comedians couldn't tell a joke if they couldn't use some kind of filthy words,and or taking the joke in a filthy direction!!! Im glad this guy can just be plain ol fashioned funny without all that junk!!!
Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.
@colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.
Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.
Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.
"Why there is no such thing as aliens" U.S.A. Airforce after officially publishing drone captured footage of a UFO flying over the pacific Ocean 2 years ago: Are you sure about that?
Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them
He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close. Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly. Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video. By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2. So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.
Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.
I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆 - From India with Love
@@rayjohnson2387 You don't have to know what's in the oceans to believe in life outside our world. The diversity of life on our planet, should lead you to believe in even more off world. Lots of suns with lots of planets around them. It's only arrogance that leads you to think we are alone in the universe.
@@briankoops5171 let me guess, you believe in bigfoot, the loch ness monster, ghosts maybe unicorns, but seriously I've seen two legitimate ufo's, but in the end that's all they are...unidentified. I've read all the books seen all the pictures videos, heard all the theories, but there is no proof and when you charge arrogance, why? There is no proof. Why can't we be the only ones, you're the only you, out of billions. We still don't know what the spark of life is, think about that. I know I'm rambling but that's what I do, and by the way I hope you're right
Funny! I think they just can't figure out why a man dressed in boxer shorts, drinkin' beer, would jump out of the back of a truck into a giant cactus..
The foreign aid line is classic!
Classic idiocy that is.
I thought he would follow it up by saying we would have invaded them for their oil, too.
I try to spread it around as much as i can. Its so perfect so funny so harmless
What I love about this guy is that he is beyond funny without being foul or dirty
YES!!! He IS the Funniest Man, and I could watch him, with my niece in the room, and there would be no issue with that!
@@andrewfyakim525 exactly
Jason Nester Thank you for giving credit where credit is due!!! The majority of comedians couldn't tell a joke if they couldn't use some kind of filthy words,and or taking the joke in a filthy direction!!! Im glad this guy can just be plain ol fashioned funny without all that junk!!!
@@gregratcliff9831 amen u said it brother
Yeah like Bill Cosby...oh wait
One of the funniest and most original comics I have ever seen.
RIP James Gregory
I have lived in Arkansas my entire life and have never seen an alien spacecraft. I guess I should buy some hogs.
Go to Russellville, I would bet you money you'll see one in Russellville. I lived there for about 4 years and I saw some really weird things in the sky, especially around the nuclear power plant.
@colelawrence9696 I have seen things in this world that I haven't been able to explain what they are, such as things in the sky. I do not know that they were alien spacecraft. There are plenty of other possibilities. Aliens visitors is a fun concept and would be awesome if confirmed to be the case, but I haven't seen sufficient evidence that to support it being the case. There are plenty of really compelling stories from people, but stories don't really move me to believe in things.
Very funny and there's a lot of truth in his humor.
Thank you for providing us with laughter without the profanity. You are a class act and so very funny. Just found you on utube and so glad I did. It provides me with a laugh before starting my day.
He was a class act! RIP Mr Gregory!
Aliens come here to make home movies of us to show their kids what happens when they don't eat their veggies or do their homework
Rest in Peace James Gregory; and thanks for all the laughs!
I used to spend weekends in Los Angeles, the aliens are among us!
He's a funny guy, but he speak alone of truth, great job James, need more people like you
Funny, funny how? He's here to amuse you? - Goodfellas
And they didn't stop at Stuckey's! 😂
the one thing that convinces me there is intelligent life
out there is the fact they haven't tried to contact us.
Go and see the interview of Lou Elizondor with Astro Terry. It's incredible.
@@smedrano1964 can’t find it, can u give a better description
You are right, they have smarts enough to stay the heck away from us!!! lol
Kate Allen, indeed!
Nice one!
To being abducted by aliens is like going back to a family reunion in Arkansas. Love yall
So you've met my relatives?
You are right, we would be sending them foreign aid and the politicians would be getting back kickbacks.
James you da man.
He a story teller and a comedian
I love this guy!
0:26 the foreign aid joke makes me chuckle...
Happy birthday James Gregory
"An expert is someone from another town. " Mark Twain.
I can guarantee you that my wife is from another planet.
Witch one?
Methinks, San Fagcisco
@@whatsthefrequency5645 I had a "witch"one...
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Must be some great head 😂
You made my day once again, having a rough night at work, you always make me laugh! Have a great day!
Lavena i hope work is going better for ya. 😊
well he is a comedian and you pushed play... right?
Mayor Lightfoot of Chicago is definitely from another planet. Those are not human eyes.
"They always land next to a hog pen in Arkansas." 🤣
Reply man I loved that line too 😁😄😁😄 funny stuff
I love this bit one of my favorites.
Perhaps the question should be, which ones are actually alien, demon or human, because it's been really difficult to tell for a very long time.
None can beat James Gregory !!! Comedic genius !😂
A master class story teller!
I Love this Guy
That was great way too funny
I wish I was from another planet so I could go back.
Yeah...i wonder if he's watched the news recently.
Funny bit.
He's an American treasure.
I’ve seen UFO’s so they are real. He is so funny!
Foreign aid...the great bilking of America.
In your tiny little mind.
it's a little bit like believing in big foot yet not one dead one has ever been found.
It's not what you have found or seen, it's about what you haven't found or seen.
@@terencesmelser7860 What, like "the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence"?
That's because they bbq the remains 🙂
Big foot is an environmentalist, he only shows up where there's a proposed mine, logging operation or some kind of envisioned impact to the local environment.
As a matter of fact; I saw a ufo over my grandaddy's hog pen in Arkansas in 1977.
My Mother in law is an alien. Every time she sees me with my friends she says " I just don't understand you people!"
Aint no disliking that now, is they?? Pure spot on funny, never disappointed!!
Came to the show last night in Huntsville- awesome night
A planet of flying mules would have more intelligence than what is here now.
I live in Arkansas, so that last line made me laugh out loud! 😂😆
Thanks for the Laughs James ! Stay Blessed !
Perfect!
Thanks for the birthday present. yep 06-17-1957 makes me 64
6-17-70 here!
He’s HILARIOUS 😂 😂😂
Of course they land next to a Hog Pen! They are coming for the bacon after all it is just a Sunday morning drive to get a nice breakfast.
You are using this as a joke, but you are telling the truth. I do enjoy your videos.
I once met a guy who thought he had been visited by a UFO, but then he told me he realized it had just been his mother-in-law.
We might be the only ones in the solar system, we are not the only ones in this galaxy.
I'm stealing that foreign aid joke
The best
James tisk, tisk, tisk right around 1:42min you get intellectual. LOL
Yay
As A Space Nut😂😂😂Im Dying..And No,I Dont Do Aliens,lol..
2021 wild lol
Gotta have one of them fuzz busters.
Funny he's got it lol.
Cut loose at Disneyland 🤣🤣🤣
Expert UH???
I enjoy his comedy
James, I love you!
That’s just too funny
So funny
Yes you ARE THE BEST EVER LOVE YOU
Too funny! TYVM!
Right
Every time we get into an argument she wants to call home
"Why there is no such thing as aliens"
U.S.A. Airforce after officially publishing drone captured footage of a UFO flying over the pacific Ocean 2 years ago: Are you sure about that?
guess what that footage got debunked.
Go to Russellville, Arkansas and you'll see some if you pay attention to the sky at night. You might even see one during the daytime if you are close enough to the nuclear power plant. When i lived there I saw several of them
Heck yeah 🤣😂🤣😂 so freaking awesome funny 🤣😂
I does find it odd😃 ET exists only on the screen 😉Thank you for the laughs 👏
the ufo capital of my country is Coatbridge , its the Roswell of Scotland .
He's right Tic Tac didn't fly over a place full of people and say here I am. Drop down and let everyone see it and get up close.
Tic Tac is supposedly chased by a military plane. However this could be anything. Tic Tac appears to fly straight and level. Normally UAP's can change direction instantly.
Tic Tac could well be a drone for target practice. And again we don't don't know is tic tac sitting there and the plane is flying around it. A lot missing from that video.
By now drones could take many shapes and forms. And drones are not new. The allies used them in WW2.
So tic tac does not follow the "classic" encounter. It's there someone sees it - it disappears in an instant.
There is intelligent life out there, try came, they saw and found none here, thus moved on.
Or a little town in western Kentucky called Kelly remember the Little Green Men from Kelly!
Yes of millions of miles…. That probably wouldn’t get you to the sun…. 😬
One did land on the Dome of the Rock in Jeruselum....eerie....
I saw Mr. Gregory live in Fountain Inn, SC. I love his humor, but it would be better, in my opinion, without all the profanity.
Didn't hear 1 swear word
No profanity? Congrats on leaving your first internet comment!
That’s where I seen him. At the Younts Center in Fountain Inn a few years ago
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@@rayjohnson2387 He does use profanity in other shows. I don’t normally watch comedians outside of Dry Bar because I never know.
😅😊too funny
Wow this guy is sssooooooo funny
I don’t agree with him but he was hilarious!
That is the great thing about comedy. You don't have to agree to enjoy it.
I live in Arkansas and got a big kick out of this routine, hahaha oink oink oink
Someone asked me once if I believed there's life out there smarter than us. I told him I hope so, because I can't imagine any that's dumber than some people I see every day.
Truth 😂🤣
You are too funny.
pig trough in AR, lololololol
I’m from Arkansas and we don’t have lots of ufo’s. Maybe in Arizona 😆
I love chicken
What if the "aliens" are human?
In all of God's creation, what makes us think that we're so special that we're the only planet with intelligent life on it?!
Hey, how far have you driven on a tank of gas to take the kids to the zoo or the amusement park?
I've always said, my sister, was an alien (still think to this day lol). I think most women are primitive aliens...primitive as in not advanced technologically, alien as in they are super weird and an enigma 😆
- From India with Love
Look at Our Advances in Technologies. Where did They Come from??? Obviously AI!
That will be your little secret James.
Foreign aid 😂🤣😅😆
If you don't believe in other life forms... you're the one out of step with reality.
We don't even know what all is in the ocean...and that's right under our feet lol
@@rayjohnson2387 You don't have to know what's in the oceans to believe in life outside our world. The diversity of life on our planet, should lead you to believe in even more off world. Lots of suns with lots of planets around them. It's only arrogance that leads you to think we are alone in the universe.
@@briankoops5171 let me guess, you believe in bigfoot, the loch ness monster, ghosts maybe unicorns, but seriously I've seen two legitimate ufo's, but in the end that's all they are...unidentified. I've read all the books seen all the pictures videos, heard all the theories, but there is no proof and when you charge arrogance, why? There is no proof. Why can't we be the only ones, you're the only you, out of billions. We still don't know what the spark of life is, think about that. I know I'm rambling but that's what I do, and by the way I hope you're right
I certainly believe that there is life on other planets, I have no proof of course. Intelligent life, not so sure.
Now she wants to call home
Hog pen in Arkansas 😂
Funny!
I think they just can't figure out why a man dressed in boxer shorts, drinkin' beer, would jump out of the back of a truck into a giant cactus..