Brewstew - Father's Day

I have a few words for 'Just got on the boat' Jerry
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[@bojan8978]

Father's Day isn't right around the corner.
*It's in pissing distance.*

[@LuNa285..]

It’s piss around the corner

[@evanfinn3960]

KultAri no

[@Random_Stick_Guy]

Am i the only one who remembers that is from the prank war video

[@sebastianmills3876]

Aweee you got me on that one hahaha 😂😂😂😂👌

[@LuNa285..]

Evan Finn yes

[@gonecrazy143]

“Drunker than 10 step dads put together” it just occurred to me that may have been a crack at Michael’s step dad lol

[@ger_the_bird]

Yes

[@-fbiagent-4027]

Indeed

[@thatonefruitthatistasty708]

Everything's a crack at either Michael or his Stepdad.

[@JoyBoy0606]

That's means he got 100 across the ass that day

[@THEVALKERY95]

@@JoyBoy0606 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jocapds]

Legitimately made me tear in laughter.
"Did someone roofie him?"- Father who clearly has no shame and should be aware of his actions

[@georgethemonkeydrummer5598]

I don’t get it please explain

[@georgethemonkeydrummer5598]

Wait nvm I got it, isn’t it a drug?

[@rushblac6734]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@brandonseyfried1251]

"Just Got On The Boat Jerry."
I'm done. I'm fuckin' done.

[@JoseMartinez-gk2ke]

saw this as the top comment and it spoiled the joke... welp

[@ShaanJeer]

Tyler's kids: dad can u tell me a bedtime story
Tyler: sure wanna hear about my dumbass friend Michael
Tyler's kids: wha-
Tyler: alright

[@LiloandStitchfan005]

Probably don't even need to tell them he will probably just load up youtube and have it on a portable speaker 😂

[@RandomGamer-]

LOL

[@lotlshot1420]

Lol

[@turbosurge4127]

Bruh he would be the best bedtime story teller there ever was

[@ryannmcilwaine4042]

Lol! Lmao!

[@Michael.1990]

My stepdad spent his Father’s Day drinking beer

[@harveya1a952]

Son?

[@racconkoopa9288]

*step dad

[@whipannyschnip9472]

God damn it michael you’re getting ten across the ass

[@MineCrafter-or4is]

@Primal Renegade No
Idk actually it doesn’t show the actual time it was written
:/
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[@rainevalmonte2085]

Nobody gives a sh*t Michael

[@json379]

This guy already makes all of the jokes.
Leave some jokes for us

[@Grisht_]

Yeah I had a good one but eh

[@carnage2756]

L O L

[@ILOVEDILFS42069]

L O L

[@SPCSafetyHarbor2235]

L O L

[@scott_needshelp1408]

Whats the point of this comment

[@dxjxc91]

"Were you so drunk you accidentally pissed yourself?"
"No, no. I was so drunk I pissed on myself on purpose."

[@theoverlord4060]

lmao

[@toastranimations6874]

I was sobar

[@jessattwoodhirsch2409]

I don’t think I have ever cried from laughing before, but this had me weeping!! Omg I needed this, thank you. Perfection

[@shanecunningham305]

“Waves an unopened bottle of coke over the cup like a magic wand”

[@avinakiss21]

Here's your number nine

[@menormal7349]

The emoji killed the vibe

[@dxjxc91]

Cocktail recipe noted.

[@skullraider5484]

All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

[@mcdonalds3524]

Here is your number nine number six and your number 45 with a large soda have a good day sir

[@luket4185]

When he says " Father's Day is around the corner" instead of "In pissing distance"

[@kittycat6088]

as if 2020 couldn’t get any worse

[@finnyparasite5785]

Facts

[@bojan8978]

I know, right?

[@codenameidk9240]

I just feel betrayed at this point

[@betrayed117]

@@codenameidk9240 you called?

[@lancsdragon2619]

Petition to get “just got on the boat Jerry” an actual brand of rum

[@johnfitnesspacertestakamat9824]

yes

[@brandonseyfried1251]

I'll sign.

[@anxeou847]

Yes

[@feathertailfanspoofs]

Where do I sign?

[@theautisticcomedian]

How about Buccaneer Bob?

[@Unchartedvlogs]

3:43 “just fuckin uploaded”😂😂

[@1DJ_416]

The classic “Alright”. Makes everyone’s day

[@FIFAer580]

Bro that’s so true🤣😂

[@djstatyk1540]

Alright, that's alright, alright?

[@nategame7346]

th-cam.com/video/TXuHzqo0pBA/w-d-xo.html

[@MyNameIsCamera]

Mother’s Day: cool homemade gifts
Father’s Day: beer

[@trollrules135]

Beer n' piss

[@seanieboy6938]

Bëêr

[@abmalreklaw5096]

*BEER

[@saltyprograms4105]

You’re gay

[@Grisht_]

@Troll Rules you are Brian Regan

[@orangechannel8591]

The dad doesn’t need to put coke in his cocktails. It’s just for the “extra pizzazz”

[@nicolasa.3192]

Extra pizzazz plus liver problems

[@trollrules135]

What do you say that one

[@VtecGuru]

Okay.

[@justinlipins8576]

Get rid of the last 2 z’s you got pizza

[@checkedmantis4479]

XD

[@wraithburntheleader7497]

Dude your videos have gotten me through some tough times and also prevented a few fights between my folks that love you when I say oo Brewster has another one out. So, in honor of this next beer, cheers to you Tyler.

[@evo610]

Best Father’s Day gift to Michaels dad is a corona lite

[@adt0ast346]

You got that right.

[@morganf5717]

No its a natty light

[@randomkdm]

Hold up

[@chrise8275]

This sounds like a Michael story. Theory: Tyler is Michael!

[@Johanaa]

Yea

[@lilgabbo2587]

“Drunker than 10 stepdads in 1”
Marvel was always the most ambitious crossover

[@skypie5374]

LMAO

[@yulikitten]

"WaS"

[@viperkits6656]

Is he dead? “I’m drunker than 10 step dads put together”
Edit: TYSM for the likes :)

[@bruh4583]

Nah he’s like ozzy Osborne

[@charlesuzozie5747]

Wha-what are you doing step-dads....

[@dead_xp]

I WILL SUBSCIRBE TO HELP YOU

[@roadtoksubs-gx5kf]

Hmmmmmmmmm

[@elliot_operates]

You have 26 subs as if now

[@SeanMacadelic]

That “expressing your passion and getting paid to do it” being seen as “unemployed” is way too real

[@srduce]

*”their bathroom looked like a homicide scene”*
It didn’t look like it
it was a homicide scene
*the sink was the victim*

[@gundymetre7571]

The sink is shipping

[@acrimzox6886]

LOL LMAO

[@acrimzox6886]

😂😂😂

[@walterwhite1006]

LOLL

[@markeisewillliams8575]

@@gundymetre7571 PopularMMO reference.

[@srt4x4]

A lot of people can relate to this situation at one point in their life.

[@nicholas104]

What life have you been living?

[@hysteria697]

I was wasted two nights ago and a chunk of that night I don’t remember anything. Apparently I passed out on the hard wood floor and threw up all over the carpet next to me and on my white t-shirt. Then I proceeded to sit in the bathroom for a good 2 hours spewing random phrases like a lunatic for no reason. Needless to say, I woke up the next day feeling like garbage.

[@Kromsmitesyou]

@@nicholas104 a fun one, what are you some god damn quaker or something?

[@frankxoxo8653]

@@Kromsmitesyou lol

[@frankxoxo8653]

I remember camping when I was 14 and I got all drunk and shit but luckily I didn't throw up or what ever the fuxk happens after it lmfaoo

[@eurobtcwby]

He experienced that day through Michael's Stepdad's eyes.

[@definitelynottheross9847]

Hi just a bot comment rolling through just ignore this. Or not.

[@aetheros1890]

@@definitelynottheross9847 Why are you begging for subs?

[@karsonwilliams6722]

Actually I’m drinkin natty light. Get your shit straight.

[@katjaniemela7273]

I laughed so hard I actually cried. Like, a lot. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@dennatobaksvara9930]

fr fr tää oli vitun hauska

[@zubair-rp1ie]

@@dennatobaksvara9930 what?

[@dennatobaksvara9930]

@@zubair-rp1ie use google translate if u need to know that bad

[@zubair-rp1ie]

@@dennatobaksvara9930 ok

[@zubair-rp1ie]

apparently it's this is fucking funny in finnish

[@teamfuryofficial2820]

“I was drunker than 10 step dads in 1” - Brewstew
I know what’s gonna be on your grave

[@lonely_ghost9857]

Beautiful

[@doney1996]

Read it when it played lol

[@moses5210]

HA!

[@teamfuryofficial2820]

Thanks guys ;)

[@nonsensicalfox]

Sorry dude, editing a comment removes the highlight

[@JulesJukes]

Father’s Day is still on hold in my family, we’re waiting for him to come back with the milk from 2012.

[@GSRGaming115]

He just went fishing

[@trollrules135]

Ha ha....(sobs) i miss him too

[@johnnyphesto1247]

I have some bad news for you. The milk has gone bad.

[@legorobotics1017]

Oooooooof

[@dragonballhaven1417]

Your mad I'm back big mad hes mad shes mad be sad Haha don't care stay mad ahahanahhahahahahahahqu

[@carsoncitydigs]

whenever you hear “alright” you know its gonna be a good day

[@Ejoo180]

Explains why alright is in every video.

[@wigldaddy9786]

comment is extremely unoriginal, but it’s true.

[@ButterBlaziken230]

1:25 Michael’s Stepdad: *Are you challenging me?*

[@edwardjones1045]

"Oh, I see! So you're unemployed! That's pretty neat!"
- Tyler's Dad's Friend, 2020

[@TracksideViews]

Happy Father’s Day to that little jerk in the Scottie Pippen jersey’s step dad!

[@nathanthelibertarian1406]

Oh you mean Michael

[@AxxLAfriku]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest TH-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear nor

[@steeledoggos6998]

My favorite thing is just the “ALRIGHT”

[@tseriesbad6746]

True

[@dariussternberg2060]

Same

[@peter-he]

Fucking true

[@brickyboy7925]

That made me remember old vanoss

[@totallynotezra4151]

I refuse to accept that this was made over 3 years ago. I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS THE DAY IT CAME OUT

[@alec2000]

When you hear that “alright”, you know you’re going to have a good time.

[@ttherexy1469]

Stop copying

[@jeffmybutt7153]

Alec yep

[@MrClean3019]

Every video has this comment :/

[@deadopp962]

Only ogs remember when Michael and his dad had a green shirt, Michael had a mom, and when Stevens little brother wore a blue shirt

[@thebidynamos]

He ended up using the green shirt still but it’s now green screened to have plaid

[@probablystillplaysminecraf2232]

I do

[@Majin4Star]

Lol

[@lorieclark2556]

I remember that lol

[@dumbcrap_gaming8294]

I remember all but the little brother with the blue shirt (Not brewstew he has a big sister)

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

I took 9 shots of Whiskey one year and passed out in the bathtub.

[@theangryaustralian7624]

On father's day

[@breat69]

Haven't we all?

[@pontiacmaniac7772]

the angry australian nah even worse, my mom’s birthday

[@LadiesLoveSchmidt]

Once I had 10 glasses of this punch on Christmas. Contained 1500ml of vodka and 750ml of red wine. Also some other alcoholic beverages anyway I was fucked and passed out on the ground in my basement. Had to wake up the next day at 8:00AM to open stockings. I was barely awake groaning on the ground because I had a major headache. lol had a blast. my family still gives me shit about it even tho it happened two years ago.

[@theangryaustralian7624]

@@pontiacmaniac7772 smooth brah smooth

[@chasewills5122]

I died when he said “did someone slip him a roofie or what? Someone need to get his goofy ass out of here” 😂

[@Grisht_]

You know today is good when you hear the holy words:
“Alright”

[@trollrules135]

Alright

[@iainmcdermott7057]

I guess that's alright. alright

[@jayit6851]

The stories are starting to come around to the present. This is getting meta.

[@williamcostigan91]

His next video is gonna be about making the video.

[@TrueREAL]

Ikr

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

*This enraged his Father who punished him severly*

[@grugg3108]

Nice

[@grandpagaming3147]

Lmao

[@specialweapon935]

Lol, that sounds so familiar?
Wheres that from, is it from one of his videos

[@romulas-cushmanproject3273]

Special weapon no it’s from Oversimplified on Adolf H.

[@ruebenllongoria836]

Goddamn it Tyler. You’re getting ten across the ass.

[@EpikGoat]

This was posted 7 months ago. Jesus Christ I hate time.

[@BlithenD]

Same

[@aaronhorn9006]

Its nice too know im not the only one who rewatches these😌

[@beats._fordayz5500]

8 months now

[@callmebig_e]

10 months

[@dinoricky5188]

Now 10 months lol

[@humzahahmad2818]

I'm just trying to imagine that someone was already in the bathroom taking a crap when he walked in looking like he was just attacked by a pack of feral dogs

[@BuzzinVideography]

Tyler, you’re the kind of guy that makes my life a little better every time you upload. Seriously. Thank you

[@slayer_reworked0000]

One time my dad was playing musical chairs with some kids and he pushed a six year old on the ground for the last chair.

[@bootbilly3543]

@mike.studio he needed that Vic Roy

[@coffeebean4356]

Your father is man who prioritizes correctly.

[@RepTex77]

I love “musically” chairs

[@OzarkW1]

That's hilarious,

[@ControlledDissonances]

As you do. Musical Chairs gets pretty intense.

[@maxyuan2114]

I'm pretty sure there actually is a rum called "Sailor Jerry" 😂

[@Krondelo]

There is, it is pretty low quality and is like 90 proof too lol.

[@samarrenvelexian9592]

Yeah except it's a Hawaiian girl I think

[@maxyuan2114]

@@samarrenvelexian9592 lol I just looked there is 😅 shes playing a ukulele..

[@shockz5618]

Has he ever mentioned Michael's mom or did his step dad just kidnap him

[@potatoman2331]

He method michels mom in a video

[@hydrochicanplay8178]

Spell Please

[@berdstep]

Also in School Lunches

[@alecxy1768]

He has

[@benlockett2807]

“You can’t hit Michael or hed cry and his mom would come yell at ya”

[@sunflowersumo5676]

Didn’t even have the brain power to at least pee OFF the bed

[@frankxoxo8653]

Lmfao

[@derkach7907]

First I thought he was gonna do but then I realized he did not. Whyyy

[@brandonseyfried1251]

Surely I wouldn't do such a thing.....

[@Linnnaeus]

That would be worse tbh

[@hungryhogg8550]

Its probably best that he pissed in his bed because if he had wood floors after who knows how many hours that would be one bad repair bill

[@piglin5404]

Every time a holiday comes.
Brewstew: “Since ____ is right around the corner.”
Or, “Since ____ is in pissing distance.”

[@Trayxxxx]

Happy Father's Day to all you cool dads out there.

[@BoltplaysYT]

"So what is it that you do for a living?"
"Oh I make shitty cartoons about my life."
Sounds about right😂

[@smltexts1266]

Brewstew is like the better version of diary of a wimpy kid.

[@cheesediapers907]

fax

[@deathrow5261]

cheesediapers ya

[@trollrules135]

The adult version

[@fatgorilla6939]

Lmfao

[@thesaxmagician]

I think the alcohol he was drinking is called “Sailor Jerry’s”.

[@AlphaR1YT]

Just said the same

[@DavidmeLee]

nah sailor moon

[@strokingoutloudpodcast]

thesaxmagician sailor Jerry’s is fucking good. And stronger the Morgan’s

[@BrandMalone24]

@Joey Bobby one of the first blackout experiences I've ever had

[@bridger5792]

it was called jerry just got on the boat😅😅

[@SpiderlordGanta]

The dad friends that’s super accurate “so what do you do for a living” “oh so your basicly unemployment”

[@PTMYoutube]

Brewstew: "Alright"
Me: *Smiles*

[@mistaplayinabox]

-Smiles!

[@unstoppableapple8981]

Kinda disappointed he said ‘right around the corner’ and not ‘in pissing distance’

[@bruh4583]

Fr

[@alexkelsey3064]

Unstoppable Apple I think he did that on purpose.

[@searisos9338]

I think he did that because in the video he pissed the bed

[@MrIronJustice]

He must be really trying hard to get the best milk he can.

[@rymacreeks2k07]

lol

[@teleofunctionality9246]

Fathers Day is a day for kids to brag about their dads in front of orphans

[@somekid6273]

r/cursedcomments

[@Apollo-hi1jj]

Some Kid bet

[@stayso4py951]

Umm My dad is in jail haven’t seen him in like 13 years so he he I’m dead

[@yee9222]

@@stayso4py951 :0

[@Awairaz]

Everyone in instagram shows about their father and how much they love during fathers day while I'm here having a deceased father due to cancer since when I was 7 feels great right

[@1WildArtist]

Honestly love this channel, I've been watching it for around 5 or 6 years (?)

[@realpooter8808]

Still haven’t forgiven you

[@skrrtboofer]

?!

[@domackelj2938]

Oh hi pooter

[@gamerepic4760]

It’s pooter

[@spunchbob360]

LMFAO

[@pkj7116]

Lmfaoooo

[@vuxono6517]

That’s just a normal day for Micheal’s dad

[@barthalamuthetater174]

Virgins: pee the bed
Chads: pee on the bed

[@mr.pavlewn3418]

What

[@Grisht_]

Lol

[@Rhysriced]

Damn right

[@IanSlama]

This is my Favorite, the experience, the comments, quotes, my God! The Best, about pissed myself

[@l1minal.laflare]

*"sO yOuR eNeMpLoYeD, tHaTs NeAt"*

[@duck_nio2791]

When you hear the "Alright" you know its gonna be a good day

[@1jenab]

My dad celebrated Father’s Day by getting some milk. He hasn’t came back.

[@MrClean3019]

Wow ur so funny

[@consumedbeans5988]

Hes looking for the best milk

[@boper8438]

MrClean3019 comedy gold

[@ashtonr950]

You sir,are a legend

[@Huzunde]

welcome to the club

[@tiger5551]

When you hear the word “alright” , you know it’s going to be a good day

[@Losorio86]

The alright just made my day

[@mrmelty53]

You just made my Father’s Day. Love this channel!

[@beachballssideaccount]

On the Drunk-o-Meter, I'd say 'Stepdad Drunk' is about a 7.

[@apersonofficial7310]

G

[@thelades7219]

@@trashyclips4488 maybe 70

[@arnold8746]

It is amazing how much our lives align. Are you my long lost brother? Every story is damn near spot on with a story from my life.

[@60ksubswithvideoschallenge44]

Nobody:
Brew Stew: *Making everyone quarantines better*

[@Daviancook]

The most unoriginal comment ever

[@tdj1450]

The Captain Morgan part got me, my grandpa loves Captain Morgans Long Island Iced tea, he then discovered Commanders which Walmart used to have, but then probably got sued or some shit. Anyways it’s like half the price and apparently better 😂

[@lukec7209]

You know it’s a good day when you hear “alright”.

[@kaasstengel1322]

Yes

[@targettwentyone]

The way you draw the drunk eyes is honestly works very well for you animation style GG’s

[@lmaoooo5371]

“Alright” that’s when you know you’re going to have a good day

[@bigsmoke4758]

“ I’m drunker than 10 stepdads put together”

[@kxmcha]

I had completely forgotten about Father’s Day...

[@lonely_ghost9857]

I forgot alot of events that happened because of this quarantine. I literally thought it was the end of MARCH but it was the middle of MAY

[@Jaiden1028]

yikes

[@Funklebottom]

Its easy to forget since I've never had a father figure.

[@kxmcha]

Alonzo Corrales Mine left me at 15 with nothing... I’m still in contact with him but we rarely talk.. he’s just enjoying his life ig not taking care of any children.. or providing for them anymore.. love that.

[@kxmcha]

I make comments that are sometimes dumb I never knew my dad was a magician 😞

[@deadz8668]

Who else is watching this on Father’s Day 2021

[@cdecro00]

Gotta be talking about Sailor Jerry’s! That stuff tastes like Strychnine!

[@jimbonutran5448]

Recruit Rick

[@OzarkW1]

I've never liked spiced rum, even captain Morgan is gross to me. The spices give me stomach problems

[@jacoblondon5280]

Two things: one that’s real??? Lmao and Two how in the fuck do you know what strychnine tastes like???

[@epicmakai3989]

Where's the brewstew app at? I wanna be able to go on missions like finding Michael's paint roller.

[@vincentalmanza2214]

I still celebrate even though my dad is still out getting milk.

[@evlogan6543]

oof

[@peterthrustmaster8799]

He already got the milk now he's finding a beer

[@spunchbob360]

:(

[@tristansavage2116]

the random white van guy he’s finding a pack of camels

[@I_Am_Me_l]

This man is gonna have so many stories to tell his grandchildren

[@binbows2258]

this video had me laughing more and harder than any other, keep making these they are great

[@CrosshairJester]

0:42 How to make Julian's drink from Trailer Park Boy's😂

[@Hayden38502]

😂

[@JJFrostMusic]

Bahaha

[@jaden19991]

The only thing i can say is no Father’s Day is actually within pissing distance

[@juniorunbrokensoul7610]

Calico Jack immediately comes to mind and I’m shuttering at the thought.

[@HutTwo]

My ears keenly sense when he doesn’t say, “within pissing distance”

[@aishanagash8423]

Asu

[@klosekrbv2v2v27]

Brewstew: Ahh ShiT!! I did piss on my bed!
Babies: *cuddling in there piss for warmth*

[@absentpopcorn612]

If your remember when Michael’s shirt was green you deserve a veterans award

[@nicholascorbett4622]

I love everyone of these stories... This is 100.. my fav...

[@mrgamingkoopa3240]

This guys kids are going to have the best bedtime storie

[@conoiyer3651]

Isn’t it great to hear that Brewstew is a drunken lunatic like the rest of us

[@bobbythespicyboi3617]

Must be all of that prisoner Johnson

[@OzarkW1]

TH-cam needs a laugh button, like fakebook has. Sometimes a 👍ain't good enough

[@niallmooney4394]

Why did he not say that father's Day is in pissing distance

[@concrete_halloween88]

Wondering the same thing

[@marcusthegamer348]

Dissents..

[@breat69]

You took this from the top comment

[@jellybeanepicness4029]

@@breat69 do you vape

[@niallmooney4394]

@@breat69 my comment was 22hours ago top comment was 23 hours ago

[@ace-x6m]

Since Father’s Day is tommorow, I will rewatch

[@ymmoney8893]

Holy shit, I have not laughed this hard at 5:30 AM in years

[@oshana6059]

I swear your vids are killing me with laughter I just wanna eat and watch “your voice god dammit”

[@12Skidoo]

I need some of that *Just got off the boat Jerry*

[@AlphaR1YT]

Pretty sure he’s talking about sailor jerrys

[@nozominous2956]

Happy Father’s Day everyone

[@messengersofyeshua6070]

Does anyone else think that swearing is Tyler’s oxygen supply? 🤣🤣🤣

[@brandonseyfried1251]

I fucking do.

[@BruhMoment-hx6cv]

Yooooooo trueeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂
Relatebaleeeee dudeeee!!!!

[@Ilovemydog32167]

When my parents walk in and I’m watching this

[@Ilovemydog32167]

👁👄👁

[@akisa7865]

My favourite pirate: Just got on the boat Jerry

[@leviegames6857]

He looks like mankind after a hell in a cell match!😂

[@Theonlylazycatdog]

It’s 12:40 am June 20th happy Father’s Day