Brewstew - Middle School

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  • @brandonwilliams3388
    @brandonwilliams3388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +674

    “Alright” sounds so good every time

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11065

    I wasn’t as cool as you brew. My heart is an ocean of sadness because I had a bowl cut in middle school.

  • @alptunatuncer4521
    @alptunatuncer4521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5725

    The world is becoming a better place with every “alright”

  • @pirate772009
    @pirate772009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    This makes me wanna give highlights of some of my most notable middle school teachers
    1. Mrs. Smith, 8th grade pre algebra: I was fortunate enough to have Mrs. Smith in her last year before retirement which was good for a few reasons. The first being that she had done this for so long that all of her lessons were pretty streamlined and she could explain everything easily so we got through everything quickly. The second being that she absolutely did not care about shit. We had this know it all kid named Louren, who was a boy. Yep, a boy named Louren, and he would try to answer no less than five questions in class per day with about a 40-60% hit rate and Mrs. Smith would outright laugh at him when he got one wrong because she had no reason to care if he was offended.
    2. Mrs. Johnston, 7th grade AP English: Everyone remembers Mrs. Johnston's name because Mrs. Johnston only ever talked in the third person and taught using rhymes and singalongs...in an advanced placement class. She was also friends with my mom so if I fucked up, there was a solid shot that my mom would know about it before I would. It also just made parent-teacher conferences a fucking blast.
    3. Mrs. Williams, 7th grade math: I don't know at what point in her career Mrs. Williams was at or if there's just something about being a math teacher that makes you not give a fuck but Mrs. Williams did not give a fuck, and she was loud about it. Our school was fairly spread out and there were only five minutes between classes so it was common practice to start gathering your shit up in the last few minutes of a class so you were ready to haul ass to your next one but Mrs. Williams didn't give two shits. If the bell didn't ring, you were still in her class and if you started gathering your shit up early and she caught you, she'd hold you until one minute before the tardy bell.
    4. Mr. Daniels, 8th grade science: Still to this day the driest person I've ever met. He delivered lessons, praises, and scoldings in the same monotone voice. Oh, and he also just had a mason jar full of mercury so that's fun. It was really fun when a kid accidentally dropped it while it was being passed around the room and got a week of detention.
    5. Ms. Beshier, 7th grade science: Top three bitchiest teacher I had through all of my years in school. Only beaten by a computer professor I had in college who made attendance 60% of the grade just so people wouldn't do everything at home and maybe by another American history professor I had. It seemed like Ms. Beshier's mission was to make sure her students learned everything they were supposed to and had zero fun doing it. We never did any labs or special projects, we just took notes and tests, and of course she taught our sex ed course with her morbidly obese self. Another fun thing is that she wouldn't let kids leave class to use the bathroom so a dude straight up pissed himself in class one day. It was the class before mine so we're all walking in and the janitor's in there with a mop and bleach spray and Ms. Beshier is somehow acting bitchier than normal. We walk in like "What happened here?" and she just says "Don't worry about it. Sit down and be quiet."

  • @dragondrew2000
    @dragondrew2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    "it's the type of panic that gives you nightmares later on in life" Why is this so fucking relatable.

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I fucking laughed so hard

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m still looking for room 208🤣

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You don’t know how many nightmares I had of never finding my class. My school was shape shifting and shit. It had like a casino and shit and I don’t even know how my brain got the images of a casino fused with my school.

    • @niamhgreatdane
      @niamhgreatdane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@estellaruiz3125 my high schools grade 10 math class was hidden down this weird tiny hidden hallway that most people couldn’t find. I bet money those who dropped that class still have nightmares about it.

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niamhgreatdane that shit gives me shivers man.

  • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
    @JoseRamirez-yh2ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2028

    "Why are you putting letters in mathematics"
    Good question, practically ruined my childhood!

    • @iwantyoutofkneatyourcereal4481
      @iwantyoutofkneatyourcereal4481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Truly disgusting that some people would do this horrible thing

    • @ccrrobin2769
      @ccrrobin2769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I second this.

    • @user-ip6zn1io5w
      @user-ip6zn1io5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When they tell you that IMAGINARY numbers are real. That's when shit comes crashing down.

    • @dylancoulbeck7483
      @dylancoulbeck7483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So the devil said "you know what would fuck with peoples heads more, heh...heh lets put letters in mathmatics" bitch please as if snakes talking in the bible wasnt bad enough, this is why im agnostic as a mf

    • @andrazprelec8263
      @andrazprelec8263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for me when we started learning about them I was more like ok that makes sense
      somehow

  • @unholyegg4329
    @unholyegg4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2399

    This is the one guy who has stories everyone can relate to.

    • @TBustah
      @TBustah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      **stories**

    • @unholyegg4329
      @unholyegg4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@TBustah bruh

    • @essasto
      @essasto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can relate to the slim Jim guy? Wow, I'm sorry to hear about that 😂
      (I'm jk don't come at me I break easily like the lid on a taco bell drink)

    • @goofy348
      @goofy348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@essasto lol

    • @unholyegg4329
      @unholyegg4329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@essasto bruh

  • @mikethomas8020
    @mikethomas8020 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    That dream thing is so accurate. I'm 35 years old and still dream I can't find my room and bus lol

    • @TheAmateurEditor
      @TheAmateurEditor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm 38 and I still dream about showing up to the end of year Physics exam having never even opened the book or attended any of the classes all though the year... Thing is, I was never that bad in Physics, I never got As but I was a comfortable C student... Chemistry on the other hand...

  • @tankinator451
    @tankinator451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    This brought back a whole lot of embarrassing memories that I had completely erased from my brain until now. Thanks for the trip in awkward, embarrassing nostalgia

  • @izaiahsanchez3839
    @izaiahsanchez3839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    when the world needed him he returned for 5 minutes

  • @evanwilliams9915
    @evanwilliams9915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I'm almost 30 fcking years old and I still have nightmares being late for class and having no clue which class it is or how behind i am in that class! And it all in one dream!

    • @17Jroach
      @17Jroach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have that dream too sometimes I'm like why am I still in high school

    • @DarwinskiYT
      @DarwinskiYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s called PTSD

    • @jimmarston9630
      @jimmarston9630 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same but I’m in 7th

  • @bee_1276
    @bee_1276 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Mr delato had me gasping for air🤣😂🤣

  • @wicked39
    @wicked39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    La looks gel, Pokemon cards, wrestling in the backyard, and sock'em boppers, at this point I'm pretty sure he's just telling my childhood story.

    • @lilwonder1053
      @lilwonder1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Micheal...?

    • @wicked39
      @wicked39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lilwonder1053 I may as well be

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lilwonder1053 nah Michael didn't have real toys like wicked 39

    • @djstatyk1540
      @djstatyk1540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wicked39 yeah but you had real toys to play with, not a hanger

  • @haydencheong7528
    @haydencheong7528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    as soon as I hear that “alright” my day gets 100x better

  • @GrizzlyTank
    @GrizzlyTank 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    This acutely resembles my first year of middle school.
    “It’s pizza day, can I have $2?” That just brought back some memories.

    • @user-wj7xz4jz2j
      @user-wj7xz4jz2j 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's free now lol well for wms

    • @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat
      @kg-Whatthehelliseventhat ปีที่แล้ว

      Wednesday!!! I liked spaghetti day and turkey day. In hs we had chimmichongas (no idea how to spell) for $2. Then we went to lapidary and got sodas.
      What was your favorite lunches?

  • @urphakeandgey6308
    @urphakeandgey6308 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm glad I wasn't the only one who had a "spiky/messy hair" phase in middle school.

  • @Xeonwhy
    @Xeonwhy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    There’s something satisfying about how he says aright in the beginning

    • @kikokiko8115
      @kikokiko8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/w-d-xo.html

    • @willrush5812
      @willrush5812 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright

    • @thelonecrusader1800
      @thelonecrusader1800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats because you know its good video when he says alright

    • @okok-cj6ps
      @okok-cj6ps 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr but I don't know why

    • @molecule3875
      @molecule3875 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It makes me backfip

  • @officialjikozy
    @officialjikozy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Always brings a smile to my face when brewstew comes crashing into my notifications.

  • @tomisdaboss0428
    @tomisdaboss0428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    It’s a good day when you hear “alright”

  • @ElyanRafo
    @ElyanRafo ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Okay guys, let’s be honest, this guy has never failed to make me laugh

    • @seanm7539
      @seanm7539 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes

    • @johnnythewalrus
      @johnnythewalrus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Considering I don't know you, then I would have no idea

  • @Legomovie970
    @Legomovie970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    Brewstew is a basic adult version of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

    • @BrownSugarBobaIsBetter
      @BrownSugarBobaIsBetter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      very true

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kinda yeah

    • @randomkdm
      @randomkdm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ive always thought that

    • @sproigen
      @sproigen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      But without the narcissism and creepy middle schoolers

    • @skzarif74
      @skzarif74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yrah

  • @marvelgeek9577
    @marvelgeek9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Brewstew: *uploads video entitled “middle school”
    Me: *has Vietnam flashbacks to cringy shit I did during my Middle school years

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You too huh? Where was you stationed? Me, I was in the Firebird province from '02-'06. Damn awkward times, they were.

    • @marvelgeek9577
      @marvelgeek9577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@comettamer
      West Middle. Class of 2014. I do not look back fondly on those years.

    • @Mulerider4Life
      @Mulerider4Life 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some folks are born... Made to wear the flag..

    • @omni8568
      @omni8568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flashbacks to going through legitimate messed up shit in middle school

    • @JustinCarbaugh
      @JustinCarbaugh 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think I saw room 208 in aisle 12B

  • @tekfall7291
    @tekfall7291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    Imagine standing up in the middle of class yelling “Eat Me, Imma Slim Jim” lol

    • @cjjackson8309
      @cjjackson8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I woulda done it

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cjjackson8309 same. Class clown is a decent look.

    • @cjjackson8309
      @cjjackson8309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@comettamer lol

    • @oxide9679
      @oxide9679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have a slim jim. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Konkov
      @Konkov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey girl...

  • @buddyburrows
    @buddyburrows ปีที่แล้ว +7

    My middle school was only 7-8th grade. During my summer of 7th grade I to 8th I went through all of puberty. Growth spurt, acne, and the biggest was my voice dropped completely with no more cracks. Came back as a king being one of the tallest and sounding like a man. Now decades later I haven't grown a single inch since. However still love the fact I never had the voice issue in school

  • @NlNYEW
    @NlNYEW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    This man’s videos always bring me back to 2008 😂

  • @VarianW
    @VarianW 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    "Second degree man slaughter"
    - Had me "Dead"

  • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
    @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Middle school hair:
    Option 1: spikey as hell
    Option 2: bowl cut
    Option 3: grow it out
    Ya gotta look cool somehow

    • @Ob1tuber
      @Ob1tuber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Option 4: normal hair cut

    • @randomyoutubename4488
      @randomyoutubename4488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Option 5 grow a mullet because you thought it looked cool then get bullied

    • @Pauls_balls
      @Pauls_balls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When I was in 6th grade for the first half of the year my hair looked like it belonged to a hobo then the second half of the year ny hair looked like I joined thr army

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ive had choice 3 ever since 4th grade

    • @RandomGamer-
      @RandomGamer- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beeluarts_ng lol exactly me 2

  • @JohnPatterson-s5v
    @JohnPatterson-s5v 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    i'm going into middle school and I looked up "middle school" for advice and saw this episode, watched and now i am obsessed with this. i am so thankful I found these

    • @bucklldroa11
      @bucklldroa11 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you are in fifth grade, you should not be watching this. Go outside and play

    • @AwesomeYena
      @AwesomeYena 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@bucklldroa11I don't think kids play outside anymore, not that they really have places for kids nowadays anyways.

  • @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55
    @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Too much nostalgia for me. I forgot about the slim Jim “eat me” guy until today. 😑

    • @finnanutyo1153
      @finnanutyo1153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like you didn't forgot about any other foods though. Chubby chub chub

    • @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55
      @rhaenyratargaryen1stofhern55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@finnanutyo1153 hell yeah, I like food! 😂

  • @TonyTheGoon
    @TonyTheGoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    I was literally there for this!
    I remember that fucking class and that’s how I met Tyler; literally when he yelled “eat me” in class

    • @anobody9834
      @anobody9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO 😆

    • @jorgenajar9407
      @jorgenajar9407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Brewstew get over here and confirm this

    • @TonyTheGoon
      @TonyTheGoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Tyler can confirm based on the following phrase;
      “Esprit De Corps”

    • @slaymations7807
      @slaymations7807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @KiwiTheRetroGal
      @KiwiTheRetroGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *UnGa BuNgA m3 N0 🅱️🍁 U*

  • @user-ip6zn1io5w
    @user-ip6zn1io5w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My P.E. teacher would throw shit at kids that were talking while he was talking. Out of nowhere, tryin' to catch 'em off guard. Pens, papers, whatever he was holding. He was really cool though. I swear he would wax his bald head. Shout out to you Mr. O. you shiny headed SOB.

    • @citrusanimations8645
      @citrusanimations8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr clean 2.0

    • @FailureInSociety2007
      @FailureInSociety2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your p.e. teacher just wants to get paid when he complained how he's not making any money when he is making money

    • @oshikuru09
      @oshikuru09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My high school gym teacher used to randomly scream this one kid names specifically because he would jump every time. The kid never once got mad, just jumps out of his skin and starts laughing lol

  • @Human_person.
    @Human_person. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    2:53 bro really said: 🕺🍑 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

  • @losdosgrowtopians2707
    @losdosgrowtopians2707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Finally we got stories from elementary, highschool, college, and your adult life, now we’re finally getting middle school stories

  • @thatonerandomguy2774
    @thatonerandomguy2774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Kodiak Brown Bear: *exists*
    Mr Watson: *So you have chosen... Death.*

    • @elli_lex
      @elli_lex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's our school's mascot 😔

    • @Luca-yelling
      @Luca-yelling 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes look up a Kodiak it’s like a grizzly bear on stairoids

    • @StixTrenton
      @StixTrenton 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/ZazNbG_3m9A/w-d-xo.html

  • @mikewahousekey4688
    @mikewahousekey4688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    I can't be the only one that thought mr Watson was a woman before we knew his name

  • @alexsupruniuk6987
    @alexsupruniuk6987 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I binge watch all of your episodes, and every episode is as good as every single one

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    "My finest Limp Bizkit t-shirt."
    Previouslt unsaid sentences in human history.

    • @brettkelly4575
      @brettkelly4575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I took my school photo one year with my nwo t-shirt on lmao

  • @citrusanimations8645
    @citrusanimations8645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    “Eat me!”
    “LOUDER!”
    “EAT MEEEE,”
    I died

  • @anticheat1423
    @anticheat1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2271

    Who agrees that he should have his child hood friends show us their voice if he’s friends with them

    • @jeffythekid8813
      @jeffythekid8813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yessss

    • @kingsleyallerton6083
      @kingsleyallerton6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      He says in one of his videos that he hasn’t seen Michael since they were small

    • @andrewkratsa7147
      @andrewkratsa7147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      He should have a podcast with all of them and they can tell stories

    • @iambored5898
      @iambored5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@andrewkratsa7147 probably can’t because he does not know michal anymore and dear got what happend to tommy and David

    • @kingsleyallerton6083
      @kingsleyallerton6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ko_ wandward yes that would be amazing

  • @williamddougans
    @williamddougans ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I am now going into my second year of middle school, and right before my first I was looking at TH-cam videos on this topic. This was one of them. I found it so funny and relatable and now I am watching it again.

  • @thathatguy1151
    @thathatguy1151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The trick to middle school: Act normal, no one else will be

    • @gamer-dork
      @gamer-dork 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was that weird kid in the back room that was crushing on a video game character

    • @scorpiogoddess777
      @scorpiogoddess777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmaooo 🤣

    • @pivotboy2062
      @pivotboy2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunattt4274 sure

  • @Cynocide
    @Cynocide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Whenever I feel like shit I always come back to these videos and they make me feel so much better.

  • @VivatChristusRex77
    @VivatChristusRex77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    0:19 is that Rick Grimes?😂

    • @Zachary344
      @Zachary344 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I want to believe it is

    • @quintin-vy4zz
      @quintin-vy4zz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That doesn’t look like Carl

  • @g.a.y.1.2.3
    @g.a.y.1.2.3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You know your day is good when you hear “alright”

  • @bryancordova4210
    @bryancordova4210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    When the world needed him he said eat me

    • @imnewphit2243
      @imnewphit2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      u ever scroll past a comment talking ab that part while it happens ?

  • @icestabsz6903
    @icestabsz6903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Whenever I here “Alright” The week instantly gets better

    • @kikokiko8115
      @kikokiko8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/w-d-xo.html

    • @noodlehead5649
      @noodlehead5649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is that related kiko

    • @rustyangles7211
      @rustyangles7211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is fact. I binged watched all his videos a week ago. God I was tired.

    • @Papolllo
      @Papolllo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright

    • @rhyrhyboi5202
      @rhyrhyboi5202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you meant "hear"

  • @davidgarner7948
    @davidgarner7948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    On a mission today to rewatch all these videos and leave a like.

  • @djsalad5752
    @djsalad5752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Give that hairstyle to Michael’s dad and he turns into Guy Fieri but for Miller Lite.

    • @kikokiko8115
      @kikokiko8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/w-d-xo.html

    • @POPGOESTHEDIESEL
      @POPGOESTHEDIESEL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kikokiko8115 shut up bot

    • @Unavailablesorry709
      @Unavailablesorry709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@POPGOESTHEDIESEL yeah shut up

    • @tyguy365
      @tyguy365 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Natty light *

  • @KhashoOnYT
    @KhashoOnYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My friend had a mustache that looks like the mustache on Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite. I used to say, "****** you have a Pedro stache." And started laughing. He gets so mad😂

  • @RobE01234
    @RobE01234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Especially if you’re taking middle school during an entire fucking pandemic nice to know that gods making my middle school years just a damn nightmare

  • @apoc_luther7
    @apoc_luther7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is one of the only channels i have to be careful of what i'm doing when I watch. Dude has me dieing laughing. Keep it up bro.

  • @Swofts
    @Swofts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I’d like to call it the “Johnny test” faze

  • @Kyle-fq4kq
    @Kyle-fq4kq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    The worst part for me was puberty, braces and a small mustache didn’t hit until high school...

    • @brownfoote5472
      @brownfoote5472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got my dirt mustache at 11

    • @FailureInSociety2007
      @FailureInSociety2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have a mustache but people make fun of me for it

    • @Mr.Reloaded
      @Mr.Reloaded 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FailureInSociety2007 I shave mine

    • @FailureInSociety2007
      @FailureInSociety2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mr.Reloaded lucky

    • @ForkOperator
      @ForkOperator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The sad reality of middle school. I was unfortunately a dick who learned curse words that time and figured it was common language

  • @lordcivet7295
    @lordcivet7295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "Do you wanna end up like that bear?" had me dead

  • @Wyatt-i9w
    @Wyatt-i9w 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    😂2 yrs later this guy still puts the laughter in manslaugther

  • @uncleiroh9708
    @uncleiroh9708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Legend still has it he still doesn’t truely know where room 208 is

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    You'd think the janitor should know where every room is since its their job to clean them

    • @Keister00
      @Keister00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      shut up

    • @WigWoo1
      @WigWoo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Keister00 nah

    • @cmania180
      @cmania180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hey checkmark

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Keister00 agreed stop using logic

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pls there manners

  • @JesusChrist-rv4hs
    @JesusChrist-rv4hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    Middle school: where all the quiet kids are born

    • @Johanaa
      @Johanaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True

    • @Erenfn989
      @Erenfn989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes

    • @dametrisdamarcus6927
      @dametrisdamarcus6927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Facts i'm the quit kid

    • @yoki7744
      @yoki7744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was the quiet kid i still am but I talk now lol

    • @JesusChrist-rv4hs
      @JesusChrist-rv4hs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html

  • @BrianYYH
    @BrianYYH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Middle school was the worst time of my life hands down. I’m glad it only goes up from there.

  • @wildcousa
    @wildcousa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Everytime I watch your videos it reminds of my screwed up childhood also.
    My life was basically a Malcom in the middle episode every day.

    • @Thomas.wood_326
      @Thomas.wood_326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      POV me thinking of the first episode of them all fighting in there underwear when the teacher comes over and the mothers 00 were out lmao 🤣

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates🔻

    • @Noah-jb9om
      @Noah-jb9om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      acid or dmt? also can you point me in the direction to get some thanks

    • @the_big_har
      @the_big_har 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Noah-jb9om LOL

  • @vexsuyt6908
    @vexsuyt6908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Anyone else look at the thumbnail on the homepage and already here him say “Alright” lmao 😂

    • @CrispyB8con
      @CrispyB8con 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Every damn time!

  • @IGuessIDoThings
    @IGuessIDoThings ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Or maybe you were the lucky cool kids that could grow a tiny dirt mustache” ha, that was like half the kids in my high school

  • @kanoodle302
    @kanoodle302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Every white boy had a spiky hair phase in elementary to early middle school

    • @pivotboy2062
      @pivotboy2062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Glad to say I didnt

    • @CatchTheMarmosets
      @CatchTheMarmosets 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ive not.. yet

    • @rawworld4376
      @rawworld4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still do 🤷‍♂️

    • @LiteralCrimeRave
      @LiteralCrimeRave 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When I was six i guess

    • @cookncrook6902
      @cookncrook6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I most definitely did not. Lol I had a skater shag for most of my school days.

  • @TheAngelgoddess101
    @TheAngelgoddess101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    When I was kid I called slim Jim’s “sticks”. So whenever I go to the store I would ask my dad, “dad can I have a stick?”

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SNAP INTO A STICK!
      ...that sounds cooler, actually

  • @ZedEditz31z
    @ZedEditz31z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Who remembers Mr. Roberson, his 6th grade psychotic math teacher?

    • @Christian_Martinez_yt
      @Christian_Martinez_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr Roberson does the percent sign go before or after a number

    • @ZedEditz31z
      @ZedEditz31z 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Christian_Martinez_yt lmaoo

    • @majimagaming934
      @majimagaming934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, I was confused. I’m guessing Brewstew either got shit confused or lied

    • @ZedEditz31z
      @ZedEditz31z 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@majimagaming934 I assume he might've had multiple teachers in grade 6

    • @majimagaming934
      @majimagaming934 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ZedEditz31z that makes sense. Wasn’t like that for my six grade but idk

  • @CookieMonster69420
    @CookieMonster69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is my favorite one so far. Being a 90s kid I can relate to this. I had the LA looks hair gel myself and walked around like a damn porcupine 😆 🤣 thought I was the coolest shit in the hall

  • @WigWoo1
    @WigWoo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    I was eating a slim jim while watching

  • @Schmitzy1984
    @Schmitzy1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    When I hear “Alright...” it’s gonna be a good time

  • @BeardedFrog
    @BeardedFrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Man... Literally had a teacher EXACTLY like every single one described here. Well no Mr. Watson though. That dude is probably one of a kind, and it seems like that may be necessary.

  • @ayden9496
    @ayden9496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    No matter how many times i re-watch the slim jim bit I laugh my ass off every time.🤣

  • @DanielCoronel99
    @DanielCoronel99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I remember that when I was in middle school I felt lost on the first day since there were 4 floors and I felt elementary schoolsick since I missed some my friends and fun things.

    • @josephm8294
      @josephm8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They could probably do a better job at making the transition easier. And they probably should.

  • @Mike30gaming
    @Mike30gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Middle school was the start of some worse things and good things mostly bad things

    • @angelpesinaa4354
      @angelpesinaa4354 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For me it wasn't, I had a tour of my middle school before I went to it, and I already had a lot of firends so I loved middle school a lot, I used to stick pencils on the roof when I accidentally threw a pencil in the roof

    • @Mike30gaming
      @Mike30gaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angelpesinaa4354 oh I remember doing that with some friends 😅

    • @hankyspanky1987
      @hankyspanky1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah 😂😂😂 i got sexually abused by a few girls when i was in middle school and thats not a joke cause later i got blamed for sexually abusing them when they were the ones doin it to me

    • @hankyspanky1987
      @hankyspanky1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @amoremudmud no....cause everytime i have a girlfriend or im with female friends i seem to get that problem in my head that i just can't trust girls anymore....so i just stay single and get on with life....

    • @hankyspanky1987
      @hankyspanky1987 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @amoremudmud kinda and no....cause im a male and they're a female so the school staff obviously targeted me as a sex offender...(thank god im not) so after that it was pretty much like...alright everyone lets all like the same sex person so no one gets there feelings hurt...(NO...im not a f*gg)....so anyways it then also carried out to the high school staff and so forth...and i haven't really dated any girls since i moved cause girls just seem to be causing trouble when im around them so i manly hang an chill with the guys most of the time anyways

  • @dfw.daniel
    @dfw.daniel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Can we just give a moment and praise him that he survived middle school…

  • @Angel_Billy4-30-23
    @Angel_Billy4-30-23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Hahaha, as the "Goth" kid in my school, I used to hate hearing that, that I hated life and I hated my parents, I freaking love my parents. But yeah, now I just find it freaking hilarious when people say that shit.

    • @rvog6584
      @rvog6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea, a few goth were way out there ... but a few jus ... had a bit o a diferent outlook ...

    • @user-x3cctjs
      @user-x3cctjs 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can u explain more?

  • @CT-yc4gd
    @CT-yc4gd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I was the kind of kid to pretend to activate a "smart" helmet when the teacher would say "Lets put our thinking caps on." Meanwhile, the cool kids would look at me and mutter "Jesus fucking Christ.." as they face palmed.

    • @hpvrstuff3659
      @hpvrstuff3659 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oh god

    • @jacobpharis2302
      @jacobpharis2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair that does sound a bit cringe

    • @jacobpharis2302
      @jacobpharis2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But hey whatever got you through school

  • @itznotme3255
    @itznotme3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Who else was waiting for this? Everyday they logged into YT

  • @acebadcat
    @acebadcat 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the “Washington, Washington” reference. By far the best piece of music ever produced and there’s no close second.

  • @RelaxingSounds123
    @RelaxingSounds123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ah yes! The trapper keeper. You could fit almost everything into that notebook. It was like a heavy fanny pack you had to carry around with you. As big as it was, it was still easy to misplace it. Great video as always! 🙂🌻

    • @Browningate
      @Browningate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Back in my day, we just referred to it as "the binder."

  • @GraceT
    @GraceT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    There's nothing like a little middle school trauma to shape you into an adult with severe anxiety issues, and poor sense of self identity.

    • @alexalbrecht5768
      @alexalbrecht5768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I prefer the term no sense of self identity

    • @JoseRamirez-yh2ll
      @JoseRamirez-yh2ll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one was aware of insecurities, until you hit middle school smh... good times

    • @ebonyhicks2013
      @ebonyhicks2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was triggered too 😂

    • @GraceT
      @GraceT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ebonyhicks2013 I'm 27 and I still panic when I see a group of middle school girls.

    • @ebonyhicks2013
      @ebonyhicks2013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GraceT lol

  • @donaldridgely9744
    @donaldridgely9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I still have nightmares about not being able to find my locker. 55 years later...

    • @sycofya1677
      @sycofya1677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @erikdlr4556
      @erikdlr4556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then you remember it for the rest of your life...

    • @hound5813
      @hound5813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You now have a sub all of you here

    • @BingCherry11
      @BingCherry11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still have nightmares that I can't find my home room class room and if I don't find it soon I am going to be late and that would ruin my perfect attendance and on time record!!!! (There were three of us fighting for that record!!!! During the last two weeks of Senior Year High School the other 2 dudes were out sick and their record was shot!! They said they were planning on kidnapping me and holding me hostage somewhere to make sure I did not complete the record!!! Lol!!!! I completed the record. However, no award was given to me!!! As Homer Simpson would say: "Doh!!!!!!!"

    • @pizzaneapolitanXD
      @pizzaneapolitanXD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Judging by your profile picture you look like an absolute legend.

  • @jessesdomain444
    @jessesdomain444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are helping me through depression

  • @lukeplays3330
    @lukeplays3330 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Middle school: where that one kid hits you for no reason.

    • @kikokiko8115
      @kikokiko8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/w-d-xo.html

    • @CoryCDS
      @CoryCDS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha right? I remember a kid pulled a chair out from under me and I kinda blacked out next thing you know he was on a desk with my hands around his throat pretty crazy haha

    • @AneriGS
      @AneriGS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CoryCDS did that really happen tho

  • @onemillion5316
    @onemillion5316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    middle school sucks. it was just a fashion closet where everyone loses, and when puberty starts and you feel self anxious

  • @robinhail3292
    @robinhail3292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    “Ice T like Parabolas” 😂 That’s fucking awesome

  • @wisdom749
    @wisdom749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When he posts its a good day

  • @Taylorisme449
    @Taylorisme449 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I'm still tearing up about the fact your teacher forced you to say "eat me"

  • @anthonyfrank1085
    @anthonyfrank1085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love the Brad Neely Washington reference on the chalk board.
    6'20"
    Killing for fun
    Perfect Hands
    Save children but not the British children

    • @SloppyToffee
      @SloppyToffee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m glad someone else seen this🙏

    • @thefatfantom
      @thefatfantom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thought it was great as well

    • @bloodystinktube321
      @bloodystinktube321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's also a picture on the wall of washington with laser eyes. lol, i was hoping i wasn't the only one who saw that.

  • @briancross7835
    @briancross7835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    So....
    Your lunch teacher was Mr. Watson?
    And he had a fly-ass Jehri curl hairdo?
    Was his first name Randy?
    Was he the former lead vocalist for Sexual Chocolate?

  • @ParadoxBeans2
    @ParadoxBeans2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I remember this like it was yesterday

    • @ParadoxBeans
      @ParadoxBeans ปีที่แล้ว

      David you probably do remember this

  • @haroldchugsmayo4846
    @haroldchugsmayo4846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know it’s a banger when it starts with “alright”

    • @kikokiko8115
      @kikokiko8115 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/lmLZwE10Cu0/w-d-xo.html.

  • @Carterrrrq
    @Carterrrrq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Yeah my social studies teacher hat a plastic bat at his desk and when we would shut up he would hit it against the chair

    • @skrimmz223
      @skrimmz223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jakewheelerfan19292 You dont know

    • @cherrypepsi2815
      @cherrypepsi2815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jakewheelerfan19292 I had a teacher like that lol

    • @rea.8098
      @rea.8098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf 😂😂😂

  • @onionboi439
    @onionboi439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2797

    this is like theodd1isout but in cheaper and funnier

    • @Prince_plug
      @Prince_plug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

      And way less kid friendly

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Like without sanding and have bits metal in the furniture

    • @UnemploymentScrub23
      @UnemploymentScrub23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And better

    • @hussar4291
      @hussar4291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Its hard to argue with his assessment

    • @RabidRabitPlushMovies
      @RabidRabitPlushMovies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Prince_plug theodd1sout isn’t kid friendly

  • @brettengel8364
    @brettengel8364 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Middle school was the best days of my life. If anything in high school was what you described in the intro.

  • @emerson_89
    @emerson_89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Only og’s remember when Michael had a green shirt

  • @zachmoize6075
    @zachmoize6075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    All I remember in middle school is.
    Principal: So.. You threw a pencil at the teacher.

    • @_Cleveland_
      @_Cleveland_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ran out of ammo, had to go for a melee.

    • @pandachaoz
      @pandachaoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@_Cleveland_ I mean there was that one fatass that steals all my ammo soo...

  • @bigjuice2440
    @bigjuice2440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Thank god I wasn’t in middle school in the 2000’s

    • @aquaticanimations9789
      @aquaticanimations9789 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I want a hic

    • @Izeru45
      @Izeru45 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok.

    • @Wort-by1no
      @Wort-by1no 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now just hold on, its 2007 you come home from middle school and you turn on your 360 that you bought at a pawn shop. The dashboard gives you the feeling that everything's gonna be okay. The girl you met in woodshop is clearly in to you, but your too much of a loser to notice. She moves away halfway through the school year. You think about her randomly 14 years later while writing a youtube comment. You wonder how shes doing in a global pandemic, you try to look her up on social media but she has the same name as a marvel character so finding her has become impossible. You get a little sad.

    • @commandervulkan
      @commandervulkan 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey at least I got to meet a living holocaust survivor

  • @duocara123
    @duocara123 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I watch this before my first day of middle school

  • @nitrous07me
    @nitrous07me 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    “La looks” that’s the cheapest hair gel you can get 😅

    • @cesarrosales1969
      @cesarrosales1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      manz was poor

    • @jokerobama6857
      @jokerobama6857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Man literally use Mountain dew to flush his toilet

    • @shadowknight1121
      @shadowknight1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His dad drove a hundred dollar car. You don’t get cheaper than that.

  • @some15thcenturygermanknigh15
    @some15thcenturygermanknigh15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Are you drunk why are you putting letters in math"
    *Laughs in Greek*