Riverdale has completely lost its mind...

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  • @sanyavasudeva3104
    @sanyavasudeva3104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5690

    The world is ending,
    Riverdale: ARCHIE'S ABS

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Archie's abs will save the day!

    • @nyah3903
      @nyah3903 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freakattack31 dude? Rlly ?

    • @alex-rk1bp
      @alex-rk1bp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freakattack31 omg wtf

    • @DorcasTPembele
      @DorcasTPembele 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nyah3903 what, what is it?

    • @900vayu
      @900vayu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anxious Reaperess what type if porn

  • @noahcool5372
    @noahcool5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8295

    Riverdale is basically saying “Alex Meyers, have some free money”

  • @zymphyr
    @zymphyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2790

    Cheryl: Hello dAdDy
    Veronica: *screams in copyright*

    • @kazmyh
      @kazmyh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      underrated 🤣🤣

    • @magicalwizard9539
      @magicalwizard9539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @moonsbies
      @moonsbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      1.1k likes and only 2 comments rly people

    • @superking3790
      @superking3790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      this made me die 🤣🤣😭😭😂😂

    • @AIVILO_444
      @AIVILO_444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bro- 😂😂

  • @dayyyyy19
    @dayyyyy19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3935

    “Have you ever videotaped yourself getting tickled?”
    This show is a joke 😂

  • @lumizura
    @lumizura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5746

    Alex: “Let’s see what Cheryl is up too”
    Cheryl: *”H e l l o d a d d y h e l l o m o m”*
    Alex: . > .

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Isabella Rojas timestamp, I need it

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nvm, 6:39

    • @mckailamiller7189
      @mckailamiller7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂

    • @charlotte8765
      @charlotte8765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😶😶😶

    • @bevcooper2762
      @bevcooper2762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I'm your Ch ch ch cherry bomb lol had to

  • @Luxirana
    @Luxirana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    remember when archie played the guitar? yeah, me neither

    • @loreninavloggingcup
      @loreninavloggingcup 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Ohhh you mean when I actually still watched Riverdale?

    • @Daisy-xo4xn
      @Daisy-xo4xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      When he used to be less problematic

    • @fredrikaKH
      @fredrikaKH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was mauled by a fucking bear

    • @Elvirabg
      @Elvirabg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He had a thing with that one teacher

    • @Daisy-xo4xn
      @Daisy-xo4xn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Elvirabg less problematic not unproblematic

  • @user3904A
    @user3904A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8910

    archie is batman , runs a boxing gym , and still is able to experience the highs and lows of high school football . what’s YOUR excuse ???

    • @TheDanishGuyReviews
      @TheDanishGuyReviews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +516

      I've got better writers of my life.

    • @osemekeogorchukwu309
      @osemekeogorchukwu309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      I'm a real person

    • @haiqal5333
      @haiqal5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Actually studying like a high school student

    • @Jamie.0187
      @Jamie.0187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      spooder not having Archie abs

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I have less than 100 hours in a day.

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2340

    How many genres do you want in one show?
    Director of Riverdale: Yes

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Correction: How many genres do you want *to ruin** in one show?

    • @SuiLover
      @SuiLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have no idea which one is worst regarding "supernatural" mysteries: Nancy Drew or Riverdale? Yes, no joking about ND. They shouldn't have put ghosts in the series because what for?

    • @anjuanita4532
      @anjuanita4532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there's no comedy whatsoever

    • @Themilkmanmilkermilkingmilkmen
      @Themilkmanmilkermilkingmilkmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This joke is so horribly overused it's disgusting

    • @maryammuhib
      @maryammuhib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Themilkmanmilkermilkingmilkmen Indeed it is. What a terrible, atrocious, torturous joke to make. This poorly manufactured attempt at humor has severely interfered with the lives of a staggering number of individuals. 'Tis nothing short of horrifying, and I cannot permit myself not to be horrified so.

  • @morganindia
    @morganindia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3274

    Remember when Kevin had an actual storyline?
    Yeah, me neither.

    • @sarahthomas4974
      @sarahthomas4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Amy Pond damn that was a looong time ago holy shit

    • @idontknowdude3021
      @idontknowdude3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I'm trying to remember what that was and I honestly can't O.o

    • @strawbuwu384
      @strawbuwu384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *damn.*

    • @ihxnf
      @ihxnf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tanuma Kaname same

    • @soup7751
      @soup7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Wasn't he just hunting for pokemon- I mean a boyfriend?

  • @dariohieras9186
    @dariohieras9186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7131

    did riverdale become a project to see how far you can get with terrible writing?

    • @meatcrumple
      @meatcrumple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Thx for the idea

    • @confusedgirl6434
      @confusedgirl6434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I seen this same comment on every single riverdale video

    • @anonymous-md1kw
      @anonymous-md1kw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@confusedgirl6434 With the same spelling error?

    • @drangel1345
      @drangel1345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      If it is then i am failing , because I didn’t even finish season 2.

    • @InconsisTenZ
      @InconsisTenZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *become

  • @moogleydoot
    @moogleydoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2089

    not a single teenager:
    teens in riverdale: owning an underground bar, pole dancing in front of a bunch of old people, getting locked in a coffin by your classmates, having a "duel" in the classroom, teachers pay students to beat up other students in football, adults betting on kids for illegal underground fights, praying to the gargoyle king, joining a cult, becoming a vigilante, becoming a cam girl or cam boy, going to jail, girlfriend's dad tries to kill you, keeping your dead brother's corpse in the basement

  • @Mushruums
    @Mushruums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1804

    I think for season 5, they will all end up going to the same college that just happens to be located in Riverdale

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Well we'll have to wait for season 5 as production has been suspended

    • @ellarose1335
      @ellarose1335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      i think there’s a rumor that there will be a 5 year time jump, which would be more realistic but i wouldn’t put it past them

    • @Elvirabg
      @Elvirabg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ella Rose that’s what I thought would happen

    • @somestuff5124
      @somestuff5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They skip 5 years after the first 3 episodes of season 5

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Except for that one character who attends a foreign school for an episode or two, in a country they couldn't afford to film in for real.

  • @ReeKii
    @ReeKii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1767

    "..arrived at Riverdale high.."
    oh... oh ....
    ..that's right, they are STILL in highschool! *rolls eyes*

    • @kymethyst4619
      @kymethyst4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Ikr if I was the actual creator of this show I would've at least put them in college.

    • @ReeKii
      @ReeKii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kymethyst4619 yeah as if they actually believe they can fool the audience. none of them even looked like a college student anymore.. lol.

    • @avaanderson5426
      @avaanderson5426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Also hasn’t Cheryl been a senior for like 3 years? I mean what does she just keep being held back?

    • @world_deandra3576
      @world_deandra3576 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ava Anderson 😂😂😂😂

    • @leafpon728
      @leafpon728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To be fair the show started with them being sophomores so it adds up. Ofc they look nothing like high schoolers but thats another issue.

  • @hattybee9136
    @hattybee9136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2363

    wtf even is riverdale at this point

    • @mathildaareti
      @mathildaareti 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fr

    • @moomy9692
      @moomy9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Hatty Bee the first show to be written by 13 year old girls

    • @dambro3.084
      @dambro3.084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @nyxldx
      @nyxldx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@moomy9692 I've talked with 13 years old who have written better fanfiction on Wattpad! 😂

    • @moomy9692
      @moomy9692 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      xLonelyDreamerx Riverdale is what WattPad DOESN’T want you to see

  • @samostara581
    @samostara581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2971

    This series has basically become:
    I watched riverdale so you don’t have to

    • @sayeedatosinowo5951
      @sayeedatosinowo5951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Sam Ostara True. He should literally name it that.

    • @sandrabrainy9710
      @sandrabrainy9710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly

    • @YurisCrochet
      @YurisCrochet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True, I stopped watching the show since it....well became what it became. I’m only watching this series now😂

    • @drpepper9728
      @drpepper9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @drpepper9728
      @drpepper9728 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YurisCrochet ok

  • @lilycarp.17
    @lilycarp.17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2526

    My friend watches Riverdale, and enjoys it, and I don’t think she knows what the hell is going on.

    • @SamIsWatchingU
      @SamIsWatchingU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @L3murL0rd same, then I couldn't do it anymore

    • @nenye7203
      @nenye7203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I me up till the 7th episode of the newest season. I don’t know why it took me so long to realise the show was bad

    • @jamie.lynn004
      @jamie.lynn004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The only reason I watch anymore is because it seems like such a cop out to leave now😂

    • @yeah826
      @yeah826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @L3murL0rd i will not lie, I really enjoyed the first 2 seasons

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watched only season one and bailed when the first episode of the second season failed to catch my interest.
      Best TV-related decision I've ever made.

  • @davidattenborough1631
    @davidattenborough1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1910

    I'd just like to remind everyone that this "show" is supposed to be an adaptation of the archie comics

    • @AiyaJ
      @AiyaJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      I know 😭 they did them so dirty

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      at this point I no longer associate this show with Archie comics in my mind

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@leedongwok86 honestly. I just forget, before i remember.

    • @kiwiflowers9475
      @kiwiflowers9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I use to read Archie comics. This ain't no adaption

    • @minecraftrules1842
      @minecraftrules1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's a very very LOOSE adaptation

  • @lassleda2183
    @lassleda2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

    Why doesn’t veronicas dad just threaten to call the cops on her for producing and distributing liquor as a minor?? (And, I’m assuming, without a license?)

    • @xLillyLx
      @xLillyLx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      or better, why doesn`t he let her succeed? she`s his daughter after all lol

    • @twincast2005
      @twincast2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Most importantly those two would be legit legal arguments unlike the ludicrous BS he's pulling.

    • @katrinagenova9738
      @katrinagenova9738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Noooo the Riverdale writers can't do that!! It would make wayyyy too much sense!!!

    • @mazvitaselemani
      @mazvitaselemani 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@xLillyLx that's not the point. The point is how this show basically endorses underage drinking

    • @xLillyLx
      @xLillyLx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mazvitaselemani this show endorses a lot of things if you put it that way. I oftentimes I even forget they're teenagers lol

  • @_nyx
    @_nyx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3251

    Alex: Let's see what Cheryl's getting up to these days. I mean c'mon, it can't be any worse than last time.
    Cheryl: hElLo dAdDy hElLo mOm

    • @lottisoph
      @lottisoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      ......................huh

    • @lottisoph
      @lottisoph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      yeah we just gonna pretend like we didn't see that

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I'm your chchchchch cherry bomb 🍒

    • @Jonathan-ll8ng
      @Jonathan-ll8ng 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I really don't know if I do or don't wanna know the context of that scene

    • @purplvurpl0295
      @purplvurpl0295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Cheryl’s version of that is probably the worst I’ve ever heard

  • @playerb1843
    @playerb1843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2192

    Kevin's friend: Have you ever recorded yourself getting tickled?
    Jesus Christ has left the party

    • @bluesmurff6163
      @bluesmurff6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I feel like Jesus Christ would actually approve lol

    • @КатяГарь
      @КатяГарь 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I mean that's pretty wholesome. Weird, but wholesome.

    • @bluesmurff6163
      @bluesmurff6163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@КатяГарь It's better than someone asking for dirty underwear imo lol

    • @theexaltedlt8222
      @theexaltedlt8222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Believe it or not that's a real thing. Watch the documentary Tickle Inc

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      [Tickle-Me-Elmo wants to know your location.]

  • @Wow30035
    @Wow30035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Riverdale is like those essays where you have a certain amount of words to write so it’s starts off good but ends up spiraling and makes no sense and has 50 subplots.

    • @AmbassadorKat
      @AmbassadorKat 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think it’s like that game where a bunch of ppl write a story together and each person writes a sentence then you fold the paper so the next person can only see the last few words before they write their sentence then you unfold the paper and read the whole thing lol

  • @NawiTheCore
    @NawiTheCore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3458

    Let's make one thing clear: Riverdale lost its mind LOOOOONG ago, the moment Betty, a 16 year old, started pole dancing in front of a bunch of middle aged men. There was no going back from that.

    • @mastercyclonia
      @mastercyclonia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Omg thank you! That was so stupid 😂

    • @prettyface146
      @prettyface146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      I’d argue it lost its mind earlier than that, when Archie formed the Red Circle. Everything since then has been pure insanity.

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      IDK. I don't think this show ever had a mind to lose. From the get go, Archie was banging a high school teacher while having a chiseled six pack in SOPHOMORE YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL!!!

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Riverdale lost its mind the second it deviated from the comics, which was mere seconds into the first episode of the first season

    • @riazgolshan
      @riazgolshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That’s legit the moment I knew and also when I almost stopped watching the show. Then I decided to stick around and just laugh at the writing and here we are still

  • @user-eu9bi1ql4z
    @user-eu9bi1ql4z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2603

    Never forget this the show that had TEENAGERS dance sexily in front of a prison in cheerleader a outfit.

    • @damianmequetrefe4924
      @damianmequetrefe4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's okay

    • @user-eu9bi1ql4z
      @user-eu9bi1ql4z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      lechero Official Here’s over here officers

    • @mflee7484
      @mflee7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It was a juvenile detention center so they were the same age

    • @Slesaint17
      @Slesaint17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      uʎɔ well I mean the actors are all in their early to mid 20s so it doesn’t really matter. But in the show it is weird

    • @OnyxxRose785
      @OnyxxRose785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It wasn't a prison, it was a juvenile detention center which is for kids 17 and under sooo all the inmates were around the same age as the girls! It's not like they were dancing and cheering for grown men!

  • @soy.sauce.latte.
    @soy.sauce.latte. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2437

    We are probably going to find out that everyone is brothers and sisters and uncles and cousins,,,

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Over/under on the series finale being the entire cast on a stage singing 'I'm My Own Grandpa'?

    • @bluezebra8675309
      @bluezebra8675309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I pray its the case of I'm my own Grandpa' and not Borrasca

    • @hyuckra.7163
      @hyuckra.7163 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i thought it was riverdale, it turned out to be alabama

    • @Peppapig-th7fr
      @Peppapig-th7fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yh

    • @acekatz162
      @acekatz162 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So the older ones of riverdale did something very funny and crazy

  • @ahnyaevans4507
    @ahnyaevans4507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    Why are they even still in highschool hasn't Cheryl been a senior for like three years

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Anyone can be a senior for three years if you're bad enough at school

    • @aa-pv5iv
      @aa-pv5iv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Or more likely she got held back for 6:39.

    • @emmiyan9959
      @emmiyan9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Aight now THIS SHIT DOESNT MAKE SENSE! Cheryl and Jason are TWINS
      Why the f was Jason in a higher grade than her wtf🤦🏽‍♀️😭

    • @mflee7484
      @mflee7484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No the first season they were freshman second they were sophomores third they were juniors and the fourth they are seniors

    • @suripanta1924
      @suripanta1924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mflee7484 and they look like 4 year of university

  • @elizasmith7156
    @elizasmith7156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1413

    Can we talk about "the stalker tapes appearing at everyone's doorsteps" plot that appeared out of nowhere and then was abruptly dropped?

    • @sali9448
      @sali9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Eliza Smith omg so true

    • @gagastan18
      @gagastan18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      ikr and then they finally brought it up in the beginning of one episode later into the season and then it was forgotten about again🙄 at this point there are way too many stories/plots and i don’t know how they will tie all of this up together in the end

    • @morangoatomic997
      @morangoatomic997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      GagaStan - well, simple. They won’t.

    • @gagastan18
      @gagastan18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Morango Atomic lmaooo true. watch them he like “oh it was all a dream” at the end or it was part of Jughead’s book.

    • @BabyBash23
      @BabyBash23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cheryls mom has sumthn to do with that it's not dropped it's still a thing ... i got a feeling about her creepy ass

  • @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740
    @thesweetembraceofnonexiste3740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1422

    Cheryl saying "hElLo dAdDy" is infringing on Veronica's copyright, Veronica ougta send her a cease and desssssissssst

  • @Ilovedotty
    @Ilovedotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    Why do I feel like the ending is just going to be Jughead finishing this book he's narrating, and everything we've watched thus far never even happened.

    • @annehinged
      @annehinged 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      They about to "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" us

    • @amaka6445
      @amaka6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      And he's gonna end the book with "and then I woke up"🙄🙄

    • @bellamiller870
      @bellamiller870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Let’s be real, this shits never gonna end

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      “Why did I take so much jingle jangle and Breakfast on the Beach last night?”

    • @richiefranklin76
      @richiefranklin76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yep.
      The final scenes will show us that the entire series was just an edgy series Jughead was writing.
      In reality all the characters are just as wholesome as they are portrayed in the comics.
      Jugheads parents are happily married and still together,same for Archies parents and Bettys Parents.
      FP is not a former gang leader.Bettys dad is not a serial killer,and her mom and sister/brother are not dysfunctional.
      Jason is alive,and his and Cheryls family are just rich douche's instead of real life loony toons.
      Midge is alive,and Moose is not bisexual.
      Mr Lodge was just a legitimate businessman,and not a mafia don.
      Oh and Betty and Jughead are not dating.
      He just loves her cooking,and thought pairing himself with her would be a neat idea to go with.
      Story ends with all the main wholesome cast reading Jugheads book and scoffing at how silly and dumb it is.
      The End.

  • @novomusicofficial
    @novomusicofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Just to remind you:
    -What happened to Chick and Charles weird relationship?
    -What happened to the Stalker tapes?
    -what about the "serial killer genes"
    -why tf has the uncle Andrew's storyline just disappeared like it's nothing 😂
    - why tf doesn't Hiram threat Veronica to call the police because she is a minor who is producing fckn alcohol
    -since when did Archie start again experiencing the highs and lows of high-school football?
    -what about Batdrews?
    -and why do I have to watch this shit 😂

    • @nidhi1038
      @nidhi1038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      all i can say is wE HaVe tO wAiT FoR sZn 5 TO gEt tO KnOW tHe aNsWeRS

    • @moonsbies
      @moonsbies 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m not reading dat sozzzzzzzzzzz

  • @jadeprice1688
    @jadeprice1688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2442

    Plot twist: Alex is actually the lead writer of riverdale

    • @KTBEverlasting
      @KTBEverlasting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

    • @stoneddykeblues
      @stoneddykeblues 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      🤯

    • @jonas01999ify
      @jonas01999ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      🥴🥴

    • @hao9508
      @hao9508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No plot twist anymore in riverdale. Just plot. Lmao.

    • @justleonie5929
      @justleonie5929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha !O really messed up plot

  • @lucinda3420
    @lucinda3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    How is Brett singlehandedly stonewalls star quarterback, smartest guy in the school, leader of a secret society, a fencing whiz and the leader of the quiz team? Bruh

    • @rebellyanmagic6409
      @rebellyanmagic6409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It's not that uncommon in IRL private schools. Pretty much the only way to have a snowball's chance in hell of getting into an Ivy League (unless your 'rents are rich enough to make a 'sizable donation') is to bulk up your extracurricular activities, on top of having perfect grades and SATs. If Riverdale were a better show, they would reveal Brett as one bad day away from a total nervous breakdown due to the pressure and all the proplus he ingests to stay awake, give him some depth to his stereotypical character.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Its called multitasking... and having no personal life. And forget having to sleep, eat and drink

    • @lh9591
      @lh9591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      My year’s valedictorian was captain of the football team and basketball team, president of Japanese Club, and won Prom King. I had calculus with him and he was a genuinely nice dude.

    • @r.m4915
      @r.m4915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In high school I was part of the swim team, band , symphonic orchestra, chess club, mandarin club and a member of the school’s athletic team. I went to a private school thou and this was incredibly common.

    • @DubExp
      @DubExp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's evil Archie?

  • @mickey1942
    @mickey1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    “If there’s something I could tell you about Riverdale is that nothing means anything until something does”
    Why is this so accurate

    • @dxlis4yy
      @dxlis4yy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg! Alex litearlly said that when i was reading ur comment

  • @abigailw6486
    @abigailw6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2110

    it's actually so disappointing how crap Riverdale is now.. season 1 WAS SO GOOD, it had so much potential and now its just dumb, idk how anyone still watches it, I stopped halfway through S2, such a shame :(

    • @lordeoftheflies1110
      @lordeoftheflies1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Season 1 was not that good.

    • @abigailw6486
      @abigailw6486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Khaleesi Fuego I thought it was

    • @luckyshaz703
      @luckyshaz703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here

    • @Natalya08
      @Natalya08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Agreed! I couldn’t stand the show after the second season. Now I just watch these videos to keep an update on how dumb its gotten. Nothing is even remotely realistic and I know it’s a show. But it has fallen so far off of the Archie comics it’s just not good anymore.

    • @alodiekay
      @alodiekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      At least, in Pretty little liars. We know that they go to school

  • @alexhazel1509
    @alexhazel1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    “What major plot should we focus on this season, Riverdale?”
    Riverdale: *Yes*

    • @aryeeb1379
      @aryeeb1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tate Or Tots watch they make a whole season about a conspiracy over the word yes 💀💀

    • @michaliomdin5262
      @michaliomdin5262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      More like "no"

    • @leonardhafner6844
      @leonardhafner6844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened to these video tapes though?

  • @littlewoman9999
    @littlewoman9999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Why hasn’t the cast graduated yet LOL I feel like they’ve been in high school for 12 years

  • @dicsodorottya3122
    @dicsodorottya3122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    "nothing means anything until something does" -Alex Meyers, 2020

    • @Dany0926
      @Dany0926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      soooooo true. this fact is so annoying about the Series. nothing really has a meaning and you can't believe anything they say or do.

  • @flyingplatypuschoke6377
    @flyingplatypuschoke6377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1291

    I’ve never seen this show outside of the context of these videos, and I don’t feel like im missing anything. In fact, I think I’m better off.

    • @lukenickarchie9889
      @lukenickarchie9889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Tbh you are the show is such a mess 😂

    • @sarahthomas4974
      @sarahthomas4974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Frossty you’re way better off without it trust ke

    • @weirdcrazygirl1156
      @weirdcrazygirl1156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s a good show it’s just weird but it has a lot of scandals so it’s good :))

    • @idontknowdude3021
      @idontknowdude3021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Honestly, it's not well written but I do like watching it. The absurdities get funny, and it's just a feel good show for me you know

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a good show despite all the ridiculousness

  • @shanehof1022
    @shanehof1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    How did you not include him saying the killer’s name would be the “Brown Hood” I laughed so hard at that 😂

  • @davidvalencia129
    @davidvalencia129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Verónica: Daddy Issues
    Cheryl: Daddy Isues, Mommy Isuess, Brother Issues...

    • @SuiLover
      @SuiLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes~ the song got me laughing until I nearly choked to death~ Cherry Bomb~ really Cheryl?? 😅

    • @jaytonius560
      @jaytonius560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      mrSongSOOah Cheryl: Mental issues.

    • @aylasiddiqi9099
      @aylasiddiqi9099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You forgot uncle issues😂

    • @kenzabouznad
      @kenzabouznad 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kevin : tickling... Whatever that is

    • @odasiam6899
      @odasiam6899 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    So my friend and I were watching this and she said, “Alex should really make a movie”
    I responded with, “He would just criticize his own movie.”

  • @crystalwaters8909
    @crystalwaters8909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    You know Riverdale has gotten to the point where I can't tell Alex's jokes apart from the plot

  • @DecafInvidia
    @DecafInvidia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +969

    I figured it out... Riverdale is CW's days of our lives.

    • @papayadoodlez9994
      @papayadoodlez9994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @piggletheguineapig9636
      @piggletheguineapig9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah pretty much

    • @melaninmelancholy
      @melaninmelancholy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Omg BEST DESCRIPTION! 😂 yes! It’s like general hospital and all those daytime tv shows only people over 40 watch. And we caught a glimpse of as kids and were like “wtf this story is so ridiculous”

    • @sheanamclaughlin8940
      @sheanamclaughlin8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You know now that you say that...it’s true. Demond possession , people back from the dead, lost uncles, brother etc . My god I didn’t notice it till you said that. Damn

    • @sheanamclaughlin8940
      @sheanamclaughlin8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Demons, sorry lol

  • @niamhha9014
    @niamhha9014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    What the hell did “A” do this time to blackmail Aria into going on Riverdale!

    • @Tab24050
      @Tab24050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I am dead 😂😂😂😂

    • @randomuserwitharandomname6183
      @randomuserwitharandomname6183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I almost didn't recognise her with those eyebrows

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I knew she looked familiar when I saw the commercials and ads for Katy Keen. Even though I didn’t watch PLL I’ve seen some clips from it but that’s about it

    • @Dealio09
      @Dealio09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomuserwitharandomname6183 tragic. just like veronicas

    • @foxy_autumn
      @foxy_autumn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

  • @gsepul5293
    @gsepul5293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    No one:
    No one ever:
    This dude:Have you ever recorded yourself getting tIcKLeD

  • @ponytailproductions2503
    @ponytailproductions2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    “Riverdale has lost its mind”
    Bold of you to assume it had one in the first place

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It had.. at least in s1.. then it kept deteriorating now it completely lost its mind in s4
      idk what's gonna happen in s5, probably Veronica marrying her daddy and some alien invaded the town

    • @despicablepenguin
      @despicablepenguin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leedongwok86 I think we already past that. 😂

  • @MassielRoss
    @MassielRoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    At this point, anyone who watch riverdale deserves an award.
    Edit: thanks for the likes

    • @Whoissjessicaa
      @Whoissjessicaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Massiel Contreras lmao I guess I do

    • @InconsisTenZ
      @InconsisTenZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I badly do XD

    • @imtrying9812
      @imtrying9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Massiel Contreras no they deserve a treatment😂

    • @MassielRoss
      @MassielRoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@imtrying9812 😂

    • @mikejiggles4702
      @mikejiggles4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Massiel Contreras where can I pick it up lol

  • @caitlinbrewer4843
    @caitlinbrewer4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    This show is written by space aliens with only the slightest idea what human adolescents are like.

  • @Chloe-kw5ic
    @Chloe-kw5ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    One thing I dont get about the whole "tell us your darkest secret" thing is that most people dont really have a dark secret

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      or if we have, why would we tell ppl the truth? we can just lie

    • @Nina-no8qj
      @Nina-no8qj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Chloe my dark secret is that I’m not afraid to re-wear the same pair of jeans in the same week. It’s jeans. If they’re washed today they’re good to go for tomorrow.
      Edit: why did this get over 100 likes

    • @amadodiallo3167
      @amadodiallo3167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Nina-no8qj You monster!

    • @Esterferreiradecastro
      @Esterferreiradecastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      My darkest secret is that I don’t shower every day
      And it’s not even that secret

    • @yelyah5496
      @yelyah5496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My darkest secret is that I don't have one

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    Alex: "Lets see what Cheryl's been getting up to these days... it cant be worse than last time"
    Cherly: *heLlO DaDdy heLlO mOm*
    Alex: 😳
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @balsam4161
      @balsam4161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hunter ChErRy BOmB 💣 🍒

    • @obeseembryo6172
      @obeseembryo6172 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was horrible like i could feel her hot ass breathe through the screen as she opened her mouth so wide you could've told me she was a fish with red hair

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤧

    • @crazygamers9396
      @crazygamers9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think they ruined the original song as I love the original by Joan Jett and the blackhearts but they just dont have the heavy guitar and bass to make it sound right it was just wrong.

  • @anna-lenajanzen2638
    @anna-lenajanzen2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Riverdale in a nutshell:
    Season 1: nice
    Season 2: ehhhh
    Season 3 and counting: disturbing nightmare

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Space Bunny yeah it’s sad because season one was actually good and left the show with a lot of potential. But after that it so quickly spiralled out of control.

    • @emman6793
      @emman6793 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@malevolentsnow9867 CW in a nutshell. Does guys can start something but always have poor maintenance

  • @shevy_shev93
    @shevy_shev93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +867

    “Have you ever...recorded yourself getting tickled?” Bruh just when I thought this show couldn’t get any more dumb...

    • @Aimeecinnamonsweets
      @Aimeecinnamonsweets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Their bringing in the weird fettishes

    • @OddOttAllen
      @OddOttAllen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i legit couldn't stop laughing once i got to that part

    • @shevy_shev93
      @shevy_shev93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aimee Aerloom it’s ridiculous. At this point i think they are just building on the fact that this show is SO BAD.

    • @shevy_shev93
      @shevy_shev93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LinkingHeartZ I had to rewind Bc I couldn’t believe my ears.

    • @Reckoner12
      @Reckoner12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      th-cam.com/video/iOBXuCYB4jQ/w-d-xo.html There's a doc about competitive endurance tickling.

  • @thingsidislike799
    @thingsidislike799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    Alex: Let see what Cheryl's getting too cause it can't be worse than last time
    Cheryl:🎵 mommy🎵 daddy🎵
    Alex: huhhhhhhhhhhh
    This had me rolling over in my bed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mikaelamofu
      @Mikaelamofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jada Williams LMAOO

    • @aaryashahane1283
      @aaryashahane1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Lol sameee😂😆🤣🤣🤣Also the Kevin part OMG 😆😆

    • @Toriyamaus
      @Toriyamaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Chloe Zhou 6:35

    • @thingsidislike799
      @thingsidislike799 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for so many likes this is my first time commenting on a video and found out that many likes grateful thank you very much

  • @gabfthvf
    @gabfthvf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    I really miss season 1, back when things were decent 😂😭

  • @vania7302
    @vania7302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I literally accidentally spat during that Kevin scene. What even is this show anymore 🤣

  • @marylickona6322
    @marylickona6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    "Let's see what Kevin is up to...."
    "Have you ever recorded yourself being tickled?"
    When I say I lost it, I lost it XDXDXD

    • @dantheman8103
      @dantheman8103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The whole bit from let's see what Cheryl is up to to the Kevin thing was hilarious. I have watched that part at least 10 times.

    • @k1988smith
      @k1988smith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same! I lost it!! I wonder how many takes it took before the actors stopped laughing!!

    • @marylickona6322
      @marylickona6322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh haha 602 likes that's a fair number XD

  • @irisbenitho
    @irisbenitho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The only person who is making moves is Veronica. Everyone else is either trying not to go crazy, dealing with random family members who pop up, or maybe already dead.

  • @neyab6857
    @neyab6857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    And Netflix works on shows like Riverdale and cancels amazing shows like Anne with an E.

    • @orym_angel
      @orym_angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Or Spinning Out :((

    • @soha9493
      @soha9493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or the oa :/

    • @skyfly9301
      @skyfly9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@orym_angel Omgggg spinning out was so Fucking good, i almost cried when i saw the cancellation

    • @kneepsha
      @kneepsha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Anne with an E was cancelled by the Canadian network, if I'm not wrong. Not Netflix.

    • @MichelleAlexandria-EM
      @MichelleAlexandria-EM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Netflix has nothing to do with Riverdale other than airing it after it’s aired on regular tv. It’s a CW show produced by WB Television. Get your facts right before you go on some dumb, pointless rant.

  • @nottosad7505
    @nottosad7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Last time I was this early, Betty was staring at Archie through a window🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @mione134
      @mione134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sigh...if only we got Barchie.

    • @jasper9600
      @jasper9600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only.

  • @ellliii6
    @ellliii6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Anyone else waiting patiently for him to do “all the boys I loved before: Ps: I love you” because Alex is gonna have a field day with that movie

    • @kam-gx6lt
      @kam-gx6lt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is alex

    • @CStorm26
      @CStorm26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually didn’t mind that movie. It was better than the first one in a sense. Although I am excited to see how Alex will take it 😂

    • @CStorm26
      @CStorm26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kamryn Woolery not sure if you checked, but Alex Meyers is the TH-camr who created these videos

    • @tannermeche7968
      @tannermeche7968 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure He already has a while ago

    • @CStorm26
      @CStorm26 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tanner meche the second movie, not the forst

  • @chloedavies3699
    @chloedavies3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    “let’s see what cheryl’s up to it can’t be any worse than last time”
    *HELLO DADDY HELLO MOM*
    I SPIT OUT MY SOUP

  • @Miss_christie1217
    @Miss_christie1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    I feel like even the actors want this show to be cancelled.

    • @moneyking340
      @moneyking340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Right

    • @iellaterreur7865
      @iellaterreur7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm mean they're getting pay to do some money

    • @soumyabarkur1084
      @soumyabarkur1084 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually agree

    • @luciddreaming4478
      @luciddreaming4478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iellaterreur7865
      Oh yeah totally. I get paid to do some money all the time too.😂 Dumbass.

    • @isthisagoodusername9764
      @isthisagoodusername9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean they all complain about it

  • @panicel7695
    @panicel7695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I remembered when jughead in the first season he said that “there r only 3 people sitting here” he didn’t include himself dont u think that’s weird?

    • @Eris_Norregard
      @Eris_Norregard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Plot twist: Jughead is actually a collectively-shared hallucination.

    • @daphneee2966
      @daphneee2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      He’s weird, he’s a weirdo

    • @aoncoina6765
      @aoncoina6765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@daphneee2966 he doesn't fit in, he doesn't wanna fit in

    • @dheekshaaaravind93
      @dheekshaaaravind93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@aoncoina6765 have u ever seen him without that stupid hat on?

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dheekshaaaravind93 that's weird.

  • @shahanahsan05
    @shahanahsan05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I swear to god now this show should be Renamed
    ARCHIES ABS OR
    EVERYONE IS SOMEHOW RELATED

  • @tunafish5462
    @tunafish5462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    *"Have you ever video taped yourself getting tickled"*
    Wtf I wasn't mentally prepared for that lol......

  • @suestewart6590
    @suestewart6590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    We get unlimited Riverdale even though it sucks. Netflix and CBC can't get their acts together and give us more Anne with an E. Life is fundamentally unfair, but we knew this

    • @morgianasartre6709
      @morgianasartre6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't get over the fact that Riverdale is ongoing for god knows how long but Spinning Out won't even get a second season.

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Riverdale isn't a Netflix show. It's a CW show in America

    • @frejafan
      @frejafan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go woke, go broke

  • @ynglpws3623
    @ynglpws3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    i’d really like to know what goes through the actor’s minds every time they see a new script...

    • @morgianasartre6709
      @morgianasartre6709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Insert that meme: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @Alucard2091
      @Alucard2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm exiting the show tmr

    • @notaccessible3741
      @notaccessible3741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Probably “Gee how much more can we do with this? And hey, can you kill off my character next? Please?”

    • @bat8046
      @bat8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I love cast interviews where they are just so done with the bullshit 😂

    • @bat8046
      @bat8046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Olive they’re towing the line so they can get paid. They know how shit it is.

  • @faridaomar4740
    @faridaomar4740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    i don’t think anyone genuinely watches riverdale, unless i don’t know , they’re struggling with personal issues?

    • @GabrielaCenturionNeumann
      @GabrielaCenturionNeumann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Or love abs 😆

    • @ophelia1323
      @ophelia1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      i only watch it because it’s so shit that i can’t stop

    • @thenianikolaidou9812
      @thenianikolaidou9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ophelia1323 Exactly

    • @msj885
      @msj885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s kind of harsh don’t u think lol

    • @kimberlyyes8104
      @kimberlyyes8104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watch it cause I love lili reinheart lol u don’t gotta be like that \|(‘-‘)|/

  • @Wheezr
    @Wheezr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I feel like Alex’s permanent look on Riverdale i just “HuH?”

  • @komal9032
    @komal9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    What's up with these random secret family members showing up out of nowhere

    • @paimonproductions
      @paimonproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, right. It's not a telenovela 😂🙌

  • @estherb5954
    @estherb5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    whenever they say “Stonewall,” all i hear is “gay rights riots” and idk how to feel about that😂

  • @samuraix558
    @samuraix558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I never watched Riverdale, and there is a reason for that.

  • @evgenkhersonets880
    @evgenkhersonets880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    When I saw Cheryl I lost it. They want to ruin every cult song ever

    • @jilliank6379
      @jilliank6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Evgen Khersonets Yes. I love Joan Jett/The Runaways (Cherry Bomb) and Elvis (Jailhouse Rock) and the Riverdale versions are shit

    • @R-E-Tudor
      @R-E-Tudor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally how dare they think they are good enough to even touch the Runaways’ music

    • @jilliank6379
      @jilliank6379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rori Tudor Exactly

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @janinaadriana5934
      @janinaadriana5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jilliank6379 nah

  • @hilianeusw.4375
    @hilianeusw.4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Can we talk about how nowadays in almost every Veronica scene she is drinking what seems to be her own rum? Promoting underage drinking?

  • @gothgal22
    @gothgal22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "to get back at her dad, who she apparently has the hots for"
    oh buddy, you should see tonight's episode....

  • @duckisred7527
    @duckisred7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Other shows : lets spice things up a little by adding a long lost family member
    Riverdale: Betty-multiple new half brothers
    Veronica-new sister
    Archie-new uncle
    Cheryl-new uncle and dead brother
    Like WTF riverdale¿ chill tf out¡

    • @taekookscat4850
      @taekookscat4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i bet in the end there will be a reveal that half of them are actually adopted and they are all related :D

    • @rockbeauty3439
      @rockbeauty3439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Now this is where they can give Jughead a twin... Oh look... The actor playing Jughead actually had a twin? 🧐🧐🧐

    • @AhmedAli-uo6cv
      @AhmedAli-uo6cv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jugheads secret grandpa

    • @duckisred7527
      @duckisred7527 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AhmedAli-uo6cv definetly not shocking i forgot someone 😂

  • @hf8042
    @hf8042 4 ปีที่แล้ว +700

    Pretty sure there was a documentary about dudes being tickled as a “sport” or something. Good luck with that Kevin lol

    • @Chloe-kw5ic
      @Chloe-kw5ic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There was but I'm pretty sure it was a fetish thing not a sport

    • @sarcasticnotsad5155
      @sarcasticnotsad5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @H F Pretty sure tickling is a kink/fetish, not a sport.

    • @brittp4287
      @brittp4287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Chloe-kw5ic It was a fetish thing disguised as a sport. The documentary is called Tickled and there was a follow up called the Tickle King

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @WalkingOnAirTomorrow
      @WalkingOnAirTomorrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I saw that doc lol. reeeeally strange. it was a messed up fetish of an uber rich perv.

  • @aaronwjs
    @aaronwjs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Between like being Batman and running a boxing gym and also […] ASLO NOT PLAYING FOOTBALL!"
    Oh my goodness, your words are hilarious; the interjections matched with knowing the storyline, characters, etc. you have impeccable timing in all your jokes and a genuinely gifted with the witticism in your writing. I can imagine people praise you on the graphics you design, which is outstanding, and without it, the humour would not work and vice versa. You have created a gem that I can see, turning into much higher opportunities. Stay tuned.

  • @himakshimaharjan1018
    @himakshimaharjan1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Riverdale is literally when you say something in your head and it seems cool and amazing VS saying it in real life and it sounds lame

  • @femkevanthoff6307
    @femkevanthoff6307 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    At this point, is there anyone who *doesn’t* have a dark secret past?

    • @ingrid5753
      @ingrid5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Actually, yes! Archie’s dog

    • @lilliagrace7192
      @lilliagrace7192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Internet Kid is that bloody dog even around anymore😭😭

    • @julefrank5529
      @julefrank5529 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My dark secret past is actually enjoying watching riverdale

    • @ingrid5753
      @ingrid5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lilliaaa.x yeah, where did it go? It didn’t die or something right?

    • @ingrid5753
      @ingrid5753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jule Frank same tbh

  • @giaford9971
    @giaford9971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:51 this is how you know the writers are on jingle jangle

  • @jennyfersaenz5059
    @jennyfersaenz5059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I stopped watching Riverdale and started watching Alex. This man deserves my views more than Riverdale for his sacrifice watching that show.

  • @AMinnie
    @AMinnie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Y’all his dismissal of Kevin and Cheryl I cannot 😂😂😂😂

  • @brebrenicole5463
    @brebrenicole5463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Were not gonna talk about how that one guy Betty interviewed is a character in sabrina

    • @janboswell8687
      @janboswell8687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      brebre Nicole i was thinking that

  • @_small.fry07_57
    @_small.fry07_57 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Riverdale went from a good show with an interesting plot to everyone's guilty pleasure

    • @kenrickbautista6141
      @kenrickbautista6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tell me about it.

    • @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574
      @beatofromuminekorealnotcli4574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      maybe this is a hot take, but i really don't think the first season was any good. the show is much better for having embraced just being balls to the wall stupid.

    • @aisosaajayi8538
      @aisosaajayi8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I honestly think the show is not meant to be taken seriously. I think it is like a parody of other teen shows or a extremely camp. And honestly that why I love it because of how crazy the plot lines get. But everyone takes this show so serious.

  • @notdoc156
    @notdoc156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    Plot Twist: The whole series is non-canon to Riverdale.

    • @this_username_is_taken7004
      @this_username_is_taken7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That would make, I dunno, a WHOLE LOT OF SENSE!!!
      Well, at least compared to the flaming hot pile of defecation that is this show

    • @shakira5713
      @shakira5713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Everything after the first season is just all of them with a bunch of jingle jangle

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that's what I keep telling myself

    • @Le_Confuzzlement
      @Le_Confuzzlement 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not a plot twist, that's reality

    • @amaka6445
      @amaka6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Excuse my stupid, but what is a "non-canon" exactly?

  • @laurapalmerwalkswithme
    @laurapalmerwalkswithme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have never watched the show, but does every scene in Riverdale has that mysterious music as if something important and meaningful is happening?

  • @GabbyBruce20
    @GabbyBruce20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    This show sucks so bad, but I can’t stop watching it...

    • @zan5479
      @zan5479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      exactly

    • @nathymmq
      @nathymmq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ugh ikr

    • @owensanfordstuff
      @owensanfordstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's me as well😭

    • @maem7462
      @maem7462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I know it’s ridiculous and makes no sense but I’m sucked into it because I want to get answers to so many mysteries some of which are from the first season that I think still aren’t answered and with the whole flash forwards of Jughead being dead I wanted to know what happened with that

    • @nathymmq
      @nathymmq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mae Mitchum EXAAACTLYYYYY

  • @hercules1476
    @hercules1476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Hey Alex... Its happening... Chilling Aventures of Sabrina its turning into Riverdale

    • @kenrickbautista6141
      @kenrickbautista6141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don't even watch it, but seeing this makes me feel as though Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa can't even write a good show nowadays. I really want to give 'Katy Keene' a chance, but after watching the series premiere and particularly concerned that it would go downhill, I decided to never watch it again.

    • @devoneytaylor5206
      @devoneytaylor5206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s so sad! Sabrina was so good season one and two

    • @KurooTori
      @KurooTori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      annie rose noooooo say it ain’t so! I haven’t started the new season yet...

    • @kenilsheth3525
      @kenilsheth3525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I would probably be okay for first 7 episode of last Sabrina season but the time travel Sh*t in last episode like F*ucked up my mind
      I literally cannot understand how the heck their are 2 Sabrina

    • @KurooTori
      @KurooTori 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kenil Sheth um, fucking spoiler alert mate

  • @veridescent7392
    @veridescent7392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:55 I’m crying. Actually crying. WHO WROTE THIS OMFG

  • @MissTuan
    @MissTuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    last time i was this early Riverdale's plot was still interesting

    • @stapuft
      @stapuft 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Soooooo.......you were never this early?

    • @MassielRoss
      @MassielRoss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Soo season 1?

    • @mione134
      @mione134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Season 1 vibes 4eva

    • @MissTuan
      @MissTuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stapuft season 1 was the only good one

    • @MissTuan
      @MissTuan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Massiel Contreras yep

  • @user3904A
    @user3904A 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    my phone is on 1% but this won’t stop me from watchi

    • @jessnoor7386
      @jessnoor7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did it die while you were writing the comment? 😂

    • @nawachandra2531
      @nawachandra2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @emilyplays1054
      @emilyplays1054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This comment deserves more than riverdale has ever deserved

    • @arresssyt6484
      @arresssyt6484 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      spooder phone died

    • @nevayuh5636
      @nevayuh5636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      spooder -ng. Finished it for you king 😔

  • @leeestibeiro5674
    @leeestibeiro5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:19 One LITTLE BIG problem😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #alexmeyers#charliemeetspumpkin#alexmeyersanimation#riverdaleisamess

  • @anxietywave8735
    @anxietywave8735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    Everyone says ''Riverdale has gone off the rails''
    Honey, Riverdale was never on rails to begin with.

    • @Unbaked_P0tat00
      @Unbaked_P0tat00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Season 1 was really good! Season 2 was good,season 3 was bad,really bad and season 4 is bad for now

    • @grandmuthur
      @grandmuthur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is fone a real word

    • @leedongwok86
      @leedongwok86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      it gone off rails in season 2
      season 1 was decent and has logical plots

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Season 1 was actually consistent with the plot, with hints and developments being consistent with the reveals in the finale. Then the writers took jingle jangle and stuck with it when writing season 2 and beyond.

  • @chloedavies3699
    @chloedavies3699 4 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    “let’s see what kevin’s up to”
    *have you ever filmed yourself getting tickled?*
    WTF

  • @caaronbrown
    @caaronbrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:12 actually I do have a friend like this he was caught giving some of his friends liquor out of his locker sooooo... yeah tbh nothing in riverdale sounds that weird anymore after 2020

  • @mel6623
    @mel6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I literally can't imagine what they are gonna do for the next season. What is there to tell more??

    • @amvcity6076
      @amvcity6076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Princess Arizala Watch next thing you know Archie’s uncle will be his dad and he will find out about a secret brother

    • @mel6623
      @mel6623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amvcity6076 I swear to god 😂😂

    • @zikrim1227
      @zikrim1227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fighting the Alien and finally inherent the power of power ranger

    • @Bopperann
      @Bopperann 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🙌 [cocks head] aliens 👽

    • @TheMonyeView
      @TheMonyeView 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They gotta go to space... duh... or even better... there’s a multiverse

  • @StudyLens
    @StudyLens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Tell me i’m not the only one who no longer watches Riverdale, but only these videos about Riverdale lmao
    hey guysss! BTW i make videos on films! kinda like Alex! it would be super awesome if y’all watch them! thanks :D

    • @pragyamahour4016
      @pragyamahour4016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too

    • @veramereu8071
      @veramereu8071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too😁

    • @lillypop_2
      @lillypop_2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Stopped after season 2, I like my sanity lol

    • @garnetg.4720
      @garnetg.4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I never watched it. I'm proud.

    • @Dany0926
      @Dany0926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You're not the only one. I watch it in hope that maybe it could get better but nope xD the Series is still terrible af. But the videos here are also really funny and good. i really enjoy watching them.

  • @reza2177
    @reza2177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:00 is hilarious. You really got better at this.

  • @ohyeahyeah9996
    @ohyeahyeah9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Plot twist: Riverdale is working with Alex

  • @reya554
    @reya554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Nobody:
    Not even Archie's abs:
    Cheryl: heLLo DAddy HEllo mOm