I enjoy the musical episodes just because the singing distracts from the plot which is as nonsensical as the rest of the show. Of course compared to the original musical they suck but at least they are more enjoyable to me than a regular episode and it is just fun hearing them sing both in a good and a bad way.
Technicallyyyyy they are- LMAO. There was a whole backstory on why the main drug of Riverdale is Jingle Jangle in a VidCon video. There are these cookies at Trader Joes that are called 'Jingle Jangle.' and the writers and cast love the cookies, or have an 'addiction' to the cookies. Lol.
Writers: I think it'd be good to have the show go back to its roots in season 1. Viewers: Oh, so you're gonna dial back on all the crazy stu- Writers: So Archie's secret brother shows up and gives him a time machine Jughead's secret uncle built while on the run from a shadowy cult so Archie can fix a time paradox with his abs. Viewers: 😐...😑...😐... ok?
Better yet. It’s archies dog memories, and at the very end of the show it shows the dog going to sleep for the last time and pans over the town of Riverdale for the final time
Or the triplet is actually alive and well and looks like Jason. Cause you know, Riverdale. Edit: jughead doesn’t have enough siblings so they might just toss in a brother who’s a totally opposite of jug in character and becomes the drive of half a season.
@@emprrah An endless search where you'll go out of your way to find what you're looking for despite the risks and the fact you might just find the same thing over and over.
I actually really liked season 2, 3 was really boring and this season is just dumb asf. It makes no sense. I've lost interest in this dumbass season lol
They want to do some annabelle/conjuring type of plot but Riverdale's writers are nowhere near that level, it also doesn't help when one plot it's supposed to be horror(cheryl) while another is superheroes(archie) and another is some bad attempt at The godfather(veronica)
@@javierlopez9789 I feel like Cheryl's storyline is to set up for a crossover between Riverdale and Sabrina. I love Choni, but damn the writers did them dirty.
According to the Family Guy wiki that I just looked up, that FCC song is based on a song called "Volunteer Fireman's Picnic" from the musical Take Me Along.
Season 11: “a meteorite crashes into the center of town and all the main characters get powers but a random dog gets the power of telekinesis and causes destruction everywhere so our band of 26 year old high school juniors must band together to stop this canine threat! But uh oh, Archie’s long lost sister comes into town and she has powers of her own?! How will this turn out?!”
Exactly!! The Blossoms aren’t up to much! Just Cheryl sewing up her brother after a rat climbs out of him, buried him, dug him up, let the twins sit on his lap, the haunted doll, either Cheryl or Jason or both consumed Julian in the womb, Cheryl’s family came to visit, the uncle found Jason’s body and flipped out, Toni had to kill him, Cheryl tricked his wife and son, (the son is named Fester, like Fester Addams?) into thinking she fed him to them, Nana Rose keeps getting a pass on the shit that she and her husband put Penelope through, Penelope is missing? Hiding? Hunting Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Jughead around part of the Blossom estate? Which has another house even though Penelope lived in the barn for a while after Cheryl threw her out? Toni puts up the Jason corpse thing for way longer than any normal person would have, which is about 1 minute after you stop screaming in horror at the body of your lover’s twin just chilling in the “family chapel” For some reason Cheryl who is not of age has custody of Jason’s twins, and no one seems to be too worried about leaving them with Nana Rose all day except Toni, who understands that an elderly woman who can’t take herself to the bathroom and is confined to a wheel chair, has little hearing left, and is honestly crisscrossing the line between normal and batshit crazy herself, yeah she might need some help while Cheryl and Toni are at school, both to take care of herself and to take care of twins. What is she going to do once they start crawling and then walking? One toddler is hard enough to watch let alone two toddlers. But it’s been a quiet season for the Blossoms.
I almost died when I saw Archie becoming a superhero in Jughead's narration. Like "Now its a comic superhero show too??" Its already now apparently a supernatural ghost show with Cheryl's evil twin doll. What else can they possibly throw in?
@@daniel2613 Please just take a minute to scroll through this video- or any recent TH-cam video. It's like an army of bots is writing comments, which makes this platform feel even more dead.
The serial killer gene is one of many stupid, stupid, stupid subplots in this show. There's no such thing! Since they're making it up as they go along with no rhyme or reason, why would they care about that little detail? Or anything for that matter. The've given up on logic ages ago.
Technically the serial killer gene is a real thing, but doesn't work quite the same as they say it does in the show. That being said, yeah, Hal did have the serial killer gene, not alice, so Charles shouldn't have it. But somehow... it does... ffs
@@happychaosofthenorth And you know they will end this on a easy moral lesson, killers are not born, they are made into killers. Or perhaps the exact opposite and Betty will be a serial killer and kill Jughead or something. WHY IS RIVERDALE???
Jax Hunter and then they figure out that Archie’s secret brother was Julian and then they are gonna say Julian never died and is going to hunt everyone down
External Shockwave shut the fuck up. No. Archie? Did Archie and Cheryl date in the comics? Ugh it river dale I mean I grew up watching soap operas - shout out to Mackenzie and billy on Y&R lmao
I remember when Betty have a crush on Archie those were the good times no relationship no supernatural just solving crimes on the murderer. Edit: and btw i ship barchie and i totally dislike varchie but i like bughead .
Season 01 as much as I wanna say is the only good season. I dropped the show after a few eps of season 02. I couldn’t handle the shenanigans the show kept pumping out. None of the rules of season 01 stayed the same in season 02. There’s no plot to follow, no real sense of character development. Archie up until where I stopped, still hasn’t had any kind of consequence to his actions that male him grow as a character.
@@GcorpCoPrez i like season 2 that season 1 because season 2 has the 50's problem like greaser vs rich kids northside was the rich kids and the serpents is the greasers and have more on gangs and it have more action scene and more mystery and solving murders
Now Fred even has a brother. Do the writers realise that some families actually don’t have mystery members. Or that “teenagers” actually do go to school. No. No they don’t realise that.
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I laughed to hard at this. Yeah its true im 15 years old. Nothing in our lives is like that. I nevere watched the show but according to alex s critic is awful.
@@notaccessible3741 yeah stuff that are happening in the world right now like people dealing with depression drugs sexuallity bullies fear of not achieving succes etc . This are the stuff teenagers cares of. We do not worry abour are famliy misteries or homecides. We worry about our homeworks about getting in college about our crushes or the fact that our favourite celebrity its not showing himself anymore. We definetly dont wear miniskirts and high heels at schools lol. And the boys :90% of them DO NOT have sick packs. And our siblings do not appear from nothing every f day. If you want to watch a series that cares and treats teenagers as they are watch euphoria or anne with an e.
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 I’m 16 and haven’t even had my first kiss while all these Riverdale kids are making out and doing the devils tango all the time...
@@Sirens_kai that's great sis. I only had mine when I was 17.5 years old. It was good. Now I just wanna forget it ever happened. When u get urs u gotta come back and tell us tho. Urs will probably be at least good too.
First of all: My eyes have never rolled sooo deep into my head when I heard all these plot twists 😂😂🙄 Secondly: we don't watch Riverdale, you do 😂 Thanks for the videos
@@zT4SGaming You okay? You sound like you took that way too personally. The show just keeps adding new random family members for shock value. That's why it's funny. That was the point.
Christian Rodriguez. “But sir producer, every single character is a cardboard cutout, we can’t play this straight.” “Do it anyway.” “But sir producer, the writing is horrible.” “Do it anyway.” “But sir producer, no one can take this seriously.” “I said, DO IT ANYWAY.”
Exactly they ruined them, people who haven't read , must think Archie's comics must be super depressing ,same thing happened to DC because of stupid DCEU . Recently I showed Superman Red Son and Flashpoint animated movie to a relative, he was amazed that DC had such great stories
Just An Average Guy Did they actually say that he was ace? Cause I think that in the more recent comics, where they’re all grown up and running around, Archie’s best friend (new character) is an openly gay senator (I think senator) So, like, there might be a canon comic where Juggie’s like “hell yeah I’m asexual gimme a hot dog and let me sleep”
@@DwarvenRunes Yeah, it's brought up in one of the newer comics (not super new, I think like one or two years ago, before Riverdale definitely though). Comes up in a conversation with Kevin (the gay guy you're talking about) when Kevin says Jughead doesn't understand his struggles of there not being many gay guys at school because Jughead's asexual.
After “Archies Abs” we get this musical number - we love you!! And honestly... what is going with that show... its only worth are Alex’s comments about it by now
My fave thing about Riverdale: it gives Alex new stuff to rant about AND interviews where the actors (especially Bettys) are slowly losing their shit bc their show is a MESS
Well the actors are in real danger of messing up their careers. Aside from Cole seeing as he's a well established actor. The rest of them haven't had much steedy work.
“26 year old high school students”
*correct.*
😌
This comment is pretty cringe, please be ashamed.
@@Jace-_ no u
Sometimes, you need a little reflexion in the choice of your university, I guess :D
Josie is 31
*"How is Riverdale a real show?"*
Some of life's mysterious questions right there...
It's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it?
The writers always do a lil jingle jangle before they get to work
The only surprising thing that Riverdale could do right now is to become a normal show
Right
@@heyhello6624 what do they mean by jingle jangle??
riverdale did so many unnecessary musical episodes, even Alex himself started singing
Dizney Let's not talk about what they did to Heathers...
I didn't watch the Musical episodes 💀💀
At least his is good lmao
Or Carrie they did a terrible job
I enjoy the musical episodes just because the singing distracts from the plot which is as nonsensical as the rest of the show. Of course compared to the original musical they suck but at least they are more enjoyable to me than a regular episode and it is just fun hearing them sing both in a good and a bad way.
Next Season:
Cheryl finds out Archie is actually the third sibling
Lol! Red hair!
yeah and apparently this won't be solved until we ask Fred Andrews' corpse hahahah
Frieza1500 it's riverdale, wouldn't be the most shocking thing to happen in this show hahah
this could literally happen
Batoul01 the *only* reason that isn’t a possibility is because Luke Perry is actually dead. Otherwise I probably wouldn’t put that concept past them 😂
“high school crime fighter by night”
jesus christ, please help the screen writers of this show
God: ''Nope. I ain't touching that garbage fire.''
Im pretty sure he fights crime in the comics, i could be wrong
That part made me think of the sailor moon theme song
DanceLuver147 Fighting evil by moonlight! Never running from a real fight, he is the one named Archiekins
How the actors say these lines without cracking up is beyond me
“Why Do We Keep Watching Riverdale?” is a bop, available on iTunes and Spotify?
Alex should be the only person signing in the musical epsiode of Riverdale
It better be otherwise I’m gonna pitch a fit.
The song is set to the tune of Family Guy's "The Freaking FCC" by Seth McFarlane, so probably not, as Fox/Disney would copyright strike it.
It’s the FCC song from Family Guy!
Omg same
I feel like the writers of the show are taking “jingle jangle”
Technicallyyyyy they are- LMAO. There was a whole backstory on why the main drug of Riverdale is Jingle Jangle in a VidCon video. There are these cookies at Trader Joes that are called 'Jingle Jangle.' and the writers and cast love the cookies, or have an 'addiction' to the cookies. Lol.
Lmaooooo
Honestly the best comment ever!
Yes. A little too much and things got out of control. They've snapped. It's like some darkness has taken over 😑
daddy devito FACTS BUT IS IT A PROBLEM THAT I STILL WATCH IT 😂
Remember when this show was just a bunch of kids investigating another kid's murder. :'}
we guys can remember but apparently the writers cant remember the actual plot
back when the show was good. i finally had to stop watching its just to unbearable anymore
@Yemima Hutapea It's season 1.
the therapy episode was surprisly good , but other than that its all bs
No
Season ten of Riverdale be like :
Archies magic abs teleport jughead to stop fp from having a baby with Alice bc of something stupid Charles did
Ffion-Mai McCarthy-Wylie 😂😂😂
Writers: I think it'd be good to have the show go back to its roots in season 1.
Viewers: Oh, so you're gonna dial back on all the crazy stu-
Writers: So Archie's secret brother shows up and gives him a time machine Jughead's secret uncle built while on the run from a shadowy cult so Archie can fix a time paradox with his abs.
Viewers: 😐...😑...😐... ok?
Aha ha 😂😂
Nobody:
Riverdale writers: *sees this comment* WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!!
Daniel Millar Charles the French 🌚
“How is Riverdale a show”
*Insatiable has entered the chat*
@Noor-Maria Saleh tbh i felt like insatiable got even weirder by the end of season 2
insatiable marketed itself as ridiculous and over the top campy though, riverdale didn't
also season 2 is actually good tbh
This comment is pretty cringe, please be ashamed.
Insatiable is way better than riverfail. Both are trash but at least insatiable doesn’t pretend to be something it isn’t
Sir Lion no u
Any plot ever: **exists**
Riverdale: it’s free real estate;”;
Riverdale is any plot ever
It’s terra nullius ;) sorry that was terrible
this is the only comment here thats funny lol XD
Im just gonna pretend the whole show is just jugheads imagination.
same tho lmaoo
OMG yeahh I hope so, we will get a heart attack but at least it'll make sense.
btw your thumbnail is just the cutest.
Did you just unintentionally predict how this show is gonna end ?
@@RyanLBrown9396 bro... ppl have been saying this for ages
Jughead has a weird imagination
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Pop was actually Archie’s sister
Bob Ross this is the best comment I’ve ever seen.
Or at the end of the season it'll be revealed Archie and Veronica are brother and sister
@@aswinprasad1011 🤢
Aswin Prasad fred and hermione used to date so it’s a possibility 🤭
Lol! 😂
“I have the serial killer gene so i can automatically tell when someones a criminal and what crime they committed, except for my dad”
Yeah and literally everyone else unrelated to those few episodes.
Gene*
Remember the time when Archie had an affair with his teacher... those were the simple times.. lolxx
Subhan Elahi god I barely remember that
Behind The Mask sophomore is usually 15 turning 16 but still gross regardless 🤮
Behind The Mask aka ya at least 14 :p
That's what made me choose to not watch in the first place. xD
Ms. Grundy was sexy af
This song at the end is better than every musical episode Riverdale has put out combined
I know, right??
Agreed
Theres musical episodes of this show?
Kyla Winborne yea And there’s more coming
Chae TOUCHÉ
I have a strong feeling that the screenwriters are being held captive in a dark basement with only bags of crack to keep them sustained.
I think you mean bags of jingle jangle
Alex only hates on this show because he hasn’t experienced “ the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows of high school football”
Maddie Rose 😂😂😂😂
Never gets old
Smh have you ever dropped out of 4th grade to sell drugs to support your nana though?
I see a stolen comment
Realityruinedmylife dang it, I haven’t done that yet
i don’t know how the actors say the lines without cracking up every 2 minutes
My guess is most scenes take several dozen takes to film.
I wanna see the bloopers
holy wolf I’m gonna say that fat paycheck helps out
Imagine their faces when they get their script 😂😂😂
Especially Veronica and Cheryl. Jesus Christ the shit they come out with 😂
plot twist: Jason is in a coma and all of this is a dream
That's the only thing that could save the show at this point.
Jason either has a greatly disturbed mind, or the meds have been swapped out for jingle jangle.
Better yet. It’s archies dog memories, and at the very end of the show it shows the dog going to sleep for the last time and pans over the town of Riverdale for the final time
And none of these people have ever existed
@@Gingeries17 😂😂
Season 5 be like:
*Cheryl finds out about her dead quadruplet*
I give a week at the most
Next up: season 6: Cheryl’s mom has a secret twin that is angry that her twin got the rich marriage deal, and takes over Gladys Jones style
@@speccothy I mean, I'd believe it at this point! 🤦♀️😂
Or the triplet is actually alive and well and looks like Jason. Cause you know, Riverdale.
Edit: jughead doesn’t have enough siblings so they might just toss in a brother who’s a totally opposite of jug in character and becomes the drive of half a season.
GUY! Stop giving them ideas!
I cannot tell you how hard I laughed when Charles said "Smooth as cream, babe"
I couldn't _breathe_
Abby Wolffe SAMEEE OMG
when chad said he was going on a rocket I LOST IT LIKE WHERE TO THE MOON...JUPITER...R U SERIOUS
@@nobodyqwertyu because it wasn't already clear enough they were gay together lmao
Had me dead 💀 🕳 🚼
“Hermosa” they couldn’t give a better name?
Kimberly Hernandez couldve been Linda at least smh
ikr that literally means "pretty" or "beautiful"
Should have just named her Hermana, why bother?
@@afroditiperis6536 😂
Behind The Mask well Belle means beauty
Season 1: Really Good
Season 2: Ok, getting confusing
Season 3: what is going on
Season 4: *is just all over the place*
For me season 4 is way better than season 3
Season 2 was actually kinda good in my opinion
Just watch the first two seasons and pretend the others don’t exist.
S3 was interesting at some points if you take away all the logic, s2 was a drag too me, i barely had will to watch it
Actually season 4 is better than season 3. Season 3 is horrible, season 1 is the only good season
"How is Riverdale a show?"
*TOP TEN QUESTIONS SCIENTISTS STILL CAN'T ANSWER*
"being gay in a small town is like playing pokemon go"
I laughed...cause it's true....
I don't get it. Pls help
@@emprrah An endless search where you'll go out of your way to find what you're looking for despite the risks and the fact you might just find the same thing over and over.
@@celestialloves4264 dam, very well explained. I have never been In such full understanding, thenk you
Gotta catch em all
HaunTarL TV IM DYINGGGGG
"Lol our show got renewed again...what we gonna do this time." This is the most accurate description of the Riverdale writing room tbh.
It depends have you been there when they write the scripts
@@naomibello9721 it already shows
@@marvthemartian001 what?
@@naomibello9721 the Riverdale writers have no idea what they are doing
It used to be so good
How is Hiram's long lost daughter apparently the same age as him?
Next episode we find out he's actually a vampire so he had that daughter around the time he stopped aging and she's not a vampire so she's kept aging.
Yeah, and later we'll find out it's actually an old mistress of his😂🤦
PFFT- FOR REAL
@@blackcatstudios500 is that serious?
Then it’ll be his wife.
“how is riverdale a show”
still wondering about that since season 2 happened
I actually really liked season 2, 3 was really boring and this season is just dumb asf. It makes no sense. I've lost interest in this dumbass season lol
This format is pretty cringe, please be ashamed.
RoBoDJ 1 yeah, season 2 was kinda going downhill but still okay but then season 3 happened
Sir Lion 😭😭
potato boi I was done with this show after episode 1 😆 and it looks like I dodged a huge bullet.
The only good thing Riverdale has done is popularize Alex Meyers.
So true. I've never seen an episode of Riverdale, and yet, I've seen all the recaps from this channel. Lol.
@Bran Wilfred lmao
@Bran Wilfred dude....
who?
Bran Wilfred funny
I really enjoyed that epic song at the end. I mean when he sang “Why do we keep watching Riverdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallleeee” I felt that
I know right, it really spoke to me
The Cheryl storyline is just weird. It’s not scary even tho it’s trying, and it’s not creepy, it’s just weird and like why
They want to do some annabelle/conjuring type of plot but Riverdale's writers are nowhere near that level, it also doesn't help when one plot it's supposed to be horror(cheryl) while another is superheroes(archie) and another is some bad attempt at The godfather(veronica)
It’s just next level cringe
While reading this comment I realised that I was the 666th like😶
@@javierlopez9789 that is a pretty accurate description
@@javierlopez9789 I feel like Cheryl's storyline is to set up for a crossover between Riverdale and Sabrina. I love Choni, but damn the writers did them dirty.
"Same guy doing same stuff."
*-Dumbledore*
Truly profound...
I laughed so hard 😭😭
The song at the end was actually more entertaining than the entire show.
Is like a cover or version of "Freaking FCC"
According to the Family Guy wiki that I just looked up, that FCC song is based on a song called "Volunteer Fireman's Picnic" from the musical Take Me Along.
@@AbjectPermanence Wow! I wasn't specting that!
@@pittzahat d-dr. doofenshmirtz? what are you doing here??
I listen to Alex when I'm building Inators
“Riverdale, same guy doing same stuff”
- Dumblebore
Would so pay for a hoodie with this on it
So Riverdale’s trying to be a teen drama, a mystery show, and a telenovela at the same time?
Something’s not right...
Don't forget horror and superhero
Die :o Lol Exactly 😂
They wanna be the next glee too
Don’t forget physiological thriller and at one point a gang story , seriously who can actually keep up with this show and believe it makes
@@BlueBlazeKing That's right. Can't the producers make up their mind for once?
Riverdale season 10: “Riverdale character, you have another secret 10 brothers.”
When Archie classmate looks like Archie mom daughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 I won’t be surprised if they do that
Season 11: “a meteorite crashes into the center of town and all the main characters get powers but a random dog gets the power of telekinesis and causes destruction everywhere so our band of 26 year old high school juniors must band together to stop this canine threat! But uh oh, Archie’s long lost sister comes into town and she has powers of her own?! How will this turn out?!”
@@mihawk508 Ngl I'd watch the shit out of that
@@mihawk508 this would be so stupid and entertaining id watch every episode
"Now as you may recall"
Nope. Everything about this show just gets ejected from my mind until you make another video
Sameeeee
I rewatch the entire playlist before watching a new upload. That's the only reason I remember a thing.
@@bellarkcox1243 that's smart
"We were doing jingle jangle."
It's over. I sign my resignation.
In such a serious voice, like how?
Eli Judkins I heard “we were doing jingle jangle” I didn’t hear him say ‘the’
@@HeavyMetalKittenx my mind must have filled in a blank or something, but either way that line has me retired.
It was based on an Archie comics music video with the same name
Highkey feel bad for the actors, if you look at interviews about the show and what's going on they seem just as confused and miserable.
Alex: Literally nothing ever goes on with Toni and Cheryl
Jason's dead corpse: AM I A JOKE TO YOU
Exactly!! The Blossoms aren’t up to much!
Just Cheryl sewing up her brother after a rat climbs out of him, buried him, dug him up, let the twins sit on his lap, the haunted doll, either Cheryl or Jason or both consumed Julian in the womb, Cheryl’s family came to visit, the uncle found Jason’s body and flipped out, Toni had to kill him, Cheryl tricked his wife and son, (the son is named Fester, like Fester Addams?) into thinking she fed him to them, Nana Rose keeps getting a pass on the shit that she and her husband put Penelope through, Penelope is missing? Hiding? Hunting Archie, Veronica, Betty, and Jughead around part of the Blossom estate? Which has another house even though Penelope lived in the barn for a while after Cheryl threw her out? Toni puts up the Jason corpse thing for way longer than any normal person would have, which is about 1 minute after you stop screaming in horror at the body of your lover’s twin just chilling in the “family chapel” For some reason Cheryl who is not of age has custody of Jason’s twins, and no one seems to be too worried about leaving them with Nana Rose all day except Toni, who understands that an elderly woman who can’t take herself to the bathroom and is confined to a wheel chair, has little hearing left, and is honestly crisscrossing the line between normal and batshit crazy herself, yeah she might need some help while Cheryl and Toni are at school, both to take care of herself and to take care of twins. What is she going to do once they start crawling and then walking? One toddler is hard enough to watch let alone two toddlers.
But it’s been a quiet season for the Blossoms.
@@Wolfwow5 Sounds like normal everyday life to me 🤷♀️
Wolfwow5 When did Jason’s twins sit on his lap?
@@Wolfwow5 what happened to polly where is she
barbara Polly is in an inpatient metal health treatment program.
This series should just be called “Riverdale, the cause of Alex’s slow descent into madness”
*descent
*of
*Musical
True😂😂😂😂
*the general structure of this sentence is awkward
I’m pretty sure riverdale is just trolling us at this point.
I actually kinda hope so...
I almost died when I saw Archie becoming a superhero in Jughead's narration. Like "Now its a comic superhero show too??" Its already now apparently a supernatural ghost show with Cheryl's evil twin doll. What else can they possibly throw in?
or they’re just too lazy to care and are
just chasing fan service for the money
its like Pretty Little Liars when they added a random sibling to be A at the end but Riverdale keeps putting in more siblings every season
"How is Riverdale a real show?"
Well someone thought funding this was a good idea so...
If Batwoman exists, this show can too.
@@Sinderance_ well at least batwoman TV series it's not all over the place.
@@TEKKENKING23 That's where you're wrong...
Chris Grey batwoman is just a women empowerment show. Rather take riverdale
Boomer execs who used to read the comics and also have no idea how to relate to teens of today.
"This dude lives his life like a five year old."
I just can't with this guy.
Who else doesn’t watch riverdale but loves watching these types of videos.
i watch riverdale here
Me tbh
I stopped watching half way through the first season, but then youtube was like, here, watch Alex's videos on Riverdale. lol
I stopped like 2 seasons ago 😂 still watching this anyway, it’s way faster
I stopped watching it after the second season
“Being gay in a small town is like playing Pokemon go”-Alex Meyers 2019
Well hes not wrong...
I live in a small town and it is nothing like that. There is too many gay people in this show.
@marti There were also gay actions. in literally the 4 main charecters. They all kissed each other.
@marti Gay actions is pretty gay
@marti Literally no small town is like this 😂
Alex clearly hasn't experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football
Zarry X 1D 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🌚KILLED ME
And it shows
Zarry X 1D this will forever get me
??
@@space1734 iconic Archie line
side note, but the "choose your character" thingie every time you switched to the next character was incredible. hilarious.
“How is Riverdale a real show”
10 questions we must ask ourselves everyday
This comment is pretty cringe, please be ashamed.
Sir Lion is there anything u don’t find cringe
@@daniel2613 Please just take a minute to scroll through this video- or any recent TH-cam video. It's like an army of bots is writing comments, which makes this platform feel even more dead.
@@daniel2613 This video pretty much sums up my point; th-cam.com/video/V3DT0qqGg-o/w-d-xo.html
@Ankita Nair it's hard to write individual comments for the sheer mass of overused comment formats tho.
1:51
Are we all gonna ignore the guy's name is literally *Charles Chickens*
OMG I had to replay that and pause it just to see. 😂😂
wAIT-
you, my dear, have an eye..
So they don't even trust their audience to realize that Chick's a pet name for Charles (like Chuck).
Twincast so let me get this straight. Charles and Charles are dating. Omfg this show. Smh. 🤦🏾♀️
Betty: " I think Charles has the murder gen!!"
Me: You know he is not from your dad right? O.o
but Hal doesn’t has the murder gen
The serial killer gene is one of many stupid, stupid, stupid subplots in this show. There's no such thing! Since they're making it up as they go along with no rhyme or reason, why would they care about that little detail? Or anything for that matter. The've given up on logic ages ago.
Technically the serial killer gene is a real thing, but doesn't work quite the same as they say it does in the show. That being said, yeah, Hal did have the serial killer gene, not alice, so Charles shouldn't have it. But somehow... it does... ffs
Yeah but genetically speaking, having a dark side doesn't mean u have the serial killer gene. Its hereditary
@@happychaosofthenorth And you know they will end this on a easy moral lesson, killers are not born, they are made into killers.
Or perhaps the exact opposite and Betty will be a serial killer and kill Jughead or something.
WHY IS RIVERDALE???
No one:
Not even the cast of Riverdale:
Riverdale writers: lets give the main characters some more sibling story lines
I really wish this type of comment would die, honestly can you come up with an original idea? it would help with your addiction for likes.
NHL is rigged make Riverdale writers could right for this person... oh wait.
Season 5 is gonna be like:
*Archie now has a secret brother that no one knew about that also takes his shirt off every 5 seconds.*
Jax Hunter I bet the writers some how saw this and are already writing the script and story line for this
Last Episode Name: Shirt Off Showdown
Jax Hunter and then they figure out that Archie’s secret brother was Julian and then they are gonna say Julian never died and is going to hunt everyone down
honestly this doesn’t sound so unlikely
or, archie has a twin brother who always keeps his shirt on. When archie takes off his shirt, his twin is putting one on
no one:
literally no one:
not a single soul:
*SIBLING TWIN APPEARS*
If you’d read the comics you’d know there’s triplets 💀
External Shockwave shut the fuck up. No. Archie? Did Archie and Cheryl date in the comics? Ugh it river dale I mean I grew up watching soap operas - shout out to Mackenzie and billy on Y&R lmao
*Someone who finished watching Pretty Little Liars for the 10th time* : "I HAVE AN IDEA!!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I remember when Betty have a crush on Archie those were the good times no relationship no supernatural just solving crimes on the murderer.
Edit: and btw i ship barchie and i totally dislike varchie but i like bughead .
Season 01 as much as I wanna say is the only good season. I dropped the show after a few eps of season 02. I couldn’t handle the shenanigans the show kept pumping out. None of the rules of season 01 stayed the same in season 02. There’s no plot to follow, no real sense of character development.
Archie up until where I stopped, still hasn’t had any kind of consequence to his actions that male him grow as a character.
@@GcorpCoPrez i like season 2 that season 1 because season 2 has the 50's problem like greaser vs rich kids northside was the rich kids and the serpents is the greasers and have more on gangs and it have more action scene and more mystery and solving murders
@@GcorpCoPrez i dropped it as soon as archie dramatically guarded his house with a baseball bat 🤣🤣,the 1st episode of season 1 was the best
that was a good starting plot but then everything escalated quickly for the ships. Individual plots started turning to nothing.
I rewatch season one often just to remember why i even liked this show. i cant watch it anymore it lost its charm
Alex: How's Riverdale a show?!
Me: How's your mental health still ok after all these reviews?
I think it's starting to affect him because look how this ends. 🤣😂
I mean he broke into song at the end cause of all the secret siblings, I would say his mental health is already at an all time low
Hattie Dame he’s still a theater kid at heart
Now Fred even has a brother. Do the writers realise that some families actually don’t have mystery members. Or that “teenagers” actually do go to school. No. No they don’t realise that.
And that not all teens have six packs and do the devil's tango every second day?
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I laughed to hard at this. Yeah its true im 15 years old. Nothing in our lives is like that. I nevere watched the show but according to alex s critic is awful.
@@notaccessible3741 yeah stuff that are happening in the world right now like people dealing with depression drugs sexuallity bullies fear of not achieving succes etc . This are the stuff teenagers cares of. We do not worry abour are famliy misteries or homecides. We worry about our homeworks about getting in college about our crushes or the fact that our favourite celebrity its not showing himself anymore. We definetly dont wear miniskirts and high heels at schools lol. And the boys :90% of them DO NOT have sick packs. And our siblings do not appear from nothing every f day. If you want to watch a series that cares and treats teenagers as they are watch euphoria or anne with an e.
@@acelovesdiyschristopher7023 I’m 16 and haven’t even had my first kiss while all these Riverdale kids are making out and doing the devils tango all the time...
@@Sirens_kai that's great sis. I only had mine when I was 17.5 years old. It was good. Now I just wanna forget it ever happened. When u get urs u gotta come back and tell us tho. Urs will probably be at least good too.
Would they even know that Cheryl was the one to “eat” the other triplet in the womb? Like how would they know which one of them did that
Because if Jason did then he would have another life and I think that is how riverdale works
Exactly
@@badussy plot twist- it was actually Jason who ate the brother and he's back to live because of that. Or the brother survived and acts as Jason idk
Sexism.
(I’m joking mostly)
@@marzipan24 Do NOT give them ideas. Seriously, what is wrong with you?!
Alex Meyers : The world's most underrated singer.
"New teen series comes out"
Alex: Hold my cup
Alex: Hold my 2-month Skillshare trial*
"Someone actually wrote this."
*Riverdale in a nutshell.*
The One In The Shadows riverdale is AMAZING . PERIOD !!!!
“How is Riverdale a real show”
Among the many questions that keep me awake at night
When the music started I was like, “YES! Another song!”
Archie's abs was the best song though
"Archie puts on a mask and decides to become a local superhero."
Well, with abs like that, I mean....
It's not Archie that's the superhero, it's his abs
@ShalakumX Simba ARCHIE'S ABS th-cam.com/video/1z0EiJ4sFEU/w-d-xo.html
ABS
At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if Hiram was Jughead 18th cousin in law🤣
"This dude lives his life like a five year old kid" Haha accurate
First of all: My eyes have never rolled sooo deep into my head when I heard all these plot twists 😂😂🙄
Secondly: we don't watch Riverdale, you do 😂 Thanks for the videos
"We don't watch Riverdale, you do"
I watch it. This makes it so much funnier
I only keep.watching Riverdale because I can enjoy these videos even more!
Im watching...... it right.... now
10:27 *"WHY DO WE KEEP WATCHING RIVERDALEEEEEEEEE???"*
One second later:
"See you next time"
i was like that too but eventually gave up on it xd.
Archons honestly same.
He’s actually talking about next week not just the Riverdale stuff
In the newest episode archie finds out he has a secret uncle lmaooo
And what’s funny about that? Not all families know their relatives
External Shockwave its riverdale. everyone thought that beither of archies perents had siblings. plus its riverdale
@@zT4SGaming You okay? You sound like you took that way too personally. The show just keeps adding new random family members for shock value. That's why it's funny. That was the point.
xxDemonLalamixx thank you
@@zT4SGaming Riverdale fanboy smh
I see my theory about Riverdale was meant to be a parody of Teen drama but at the last minute someone wanted to play it straight still stand.
Christian Rodriguez.
“But sir producer, every single character is a cardboard cutout, we can’t play this straight.”
“Do it anyway.”
“But sir producer, the writing is horrible.”
“Do it anyway.”
“But sir producer, no one can take this seriously.”
“I said, DO IT ANYWAY.”
Samini the B
😂🤣😂🤣
Riverdale about Archie comics:
*I’m about to end this mans whole career*
But I’m not a rapper
Exactly they ruined them, people who haven't read , must think Archie's comics must be super depressing ,same thing happened to DC because of stupid DCEU .
Recently I showed Superman Red Son and Flashpoint animated movie to a relative, he was amazed that DC had such great stories
Describing Archie as a five year old kid is the most accurate thing I’ve heard anyone say about his character 👏
"Highschool athlete by day. Would be crime fighter by night"
I'M LOSING IT
“Riverdale: Same guy doing same stuff
-Dumbledore I don’t know
👏👏👏👏👏👏
My god the ending is everything, I want a "Why do we keep watching" The Musical XD !
Alex: *posts latest video dragging Riverdale*
Me: *happy noises*
The song at the end killed me “Cheryl are another kid in theeee wombbbb” 😭
*ate
RUDRANEEL GUHA Thankyouuu 😂
Lmfao remember when Jughead used to be obsessed with food
DwarvenRunes those were the days
Rememver when he was asexual?
Just An Average Guy
Did they actually say that he was ace?
Cause I think that in the more recent comics, where they’re all grown up and running around, Archie’s best friend (new character) is an openly gay senator (I think senator)
So, like, there might be a canon comic where Juggie’s like “hell yeah I’m asexual gimme a hot dog and let me sleep”
@@DwarvenRunes Yeah, it's brought up in one of the newer comics (not super new, I think like one or two years ago, before Riverdale definitely though). Comes up in a conversation with Kevin (the gay guy you're talking about) when Kevin says Jughead doesn't understand his struggles of there not being many gay guys at school because Jughead's asexual.
Jotaro Kujo oh shoot okay. Thanks man!
The more you know
I wonder when I'm going to meet my secret twin brother and my dads "other daughters"
Don't forget about your dad's twin
This show has left the realm of sanity😭😭😭, stopped after the second season
@Ballbust cause I wanted to see if these writers were gonna redeem themselves
Well it’s a tv show so...
Facts it's just not the same after the beginning of season 2
@@djsojuicy so what?
@Ballbust it don't got to necessarily make sense 😭😭, the writing just gotta be fire, that's all I ask for
alex’s musical show was better than any musical scene in Riverdale
After “Archies Abs” we get this musical number - we love you!!
And honestly... what is going with that show... its only worth are Alex’s comments about it by now
Plot twist! The writers are fans of Alex Meyers and realize that if they make the show more and more ridiculous they'll help his channel!
Lola Duck pretty much
@@happychaosofthenorth If that was true id have some respect for the writers of this clown fiesta
"how is riverdale a real show?"
archie's abs, duh.
I know third graders that only come to this show for those abs. Its honestly scary.
Ngl I read this as “Archie dabs, duh.” And still appealing to third graders then anyway lol
theory: they're making each season worse than the last because they wanna show us it can always get worse
😂😂
@Paul McKenna valid
It wouldn't suprise me if any zombies and vampires starts attacking riverdale students!!
*PLOTDALE*
Hahahaha
„And Archie was like...NAH!“ had me dead i caaaan‘t 🤣🤣
Vivi P same
Same lmfao
Alex: " me on bumble"
Isn't he married?
Well that's awkward
I heard bumblr, so like tumblr but he didn't want to get copyrighted or something
I thought he was single ??
It’s just a joke...
@@Grace-mb8tb did you never notice its him, his dog, and his partner watching the show in the corner? It's just a joke...
I laughed so hard at "Someone Who Just Finished Watching Pretty Little Liars For The 10th Time" 😂 😂
“Because they don’t do anything in this show, whatsoever”
*gilligan cuts to creepy doll seance with creepy eyepatch grandma*
wha-
I honestly feel sorry for the actors they even hate the show themselves
Why don't they leave then? Are they bound by a contract?
@@karens8042 Yup. Every actor does. It's a headache to just leave.
@@karens8042 Same reason any adult with financial responsibilities who hates their jobs doesn't just quit.
My fave thing about Riverdale: it gives Alex new stuff to rant about AND interviews where the actors (especially Bettys) are slowly losing their shit bc their show is a MESS
Well the actors are in real danger of messing up their careers. Aside from Cole seeing as he's a well established actor. The rest of them haven't had much steedy work.
Fay Coleman wasn’t lilli just in hustlers?
That one kid and Vanessa morgan was already in good amount of films and shows
I genuinely wants to know who writes Cheryl's lines cuz thats easily the worst part about the show. Like seriously, who talks like Cheryl does?
Tony Stark stan Twitter
or Veronica for that matter
@@char5108 yeah I feel like Veronica is even more cringy
The worst part of this show is dark Betty
char is present ||
No one:
Veronica: dAddy??
Don’t forget Chuck is also Jug’s half bro.... literally this season is the season of forgotten siblings
“This season feels pretty subdued.”
Did they not try to launch a rocket out of a motel in the last recap video you made?
His reaction to the rocket is my favorite part out of all of his review videos lmao
Books Rebound it was the first episode IIRC
@@BooksRebound That happened in the second episode of this season.
Saw the pearls and immediately knew she was also Hiram’s daughter
Me to also I love captain swan. Just putting that out there😂
Stealthy Sam dawww thanks. Captain Swan owns my heart
I'm loving this musical number "someone actually wrote this"😂
*FUN FACT:* The tune to the song at the end is actually from the song, _”Volunteer Fireman Picnic”_ from the 1959 Broadway musical, _”Take Me Along.”_