_Floating point numbers are a useful tool in many aspects of modern computing, however when the numbers get very large the spaces between the numbers also grows, and in the voids between, the Space Kraken waits in ever fitful slumber..._
I am legitimately creeped out by this video, and may or may not have been holding up a cross to my screen this entire time. Congratulations on reaching an entirely new level of KSP horror. On a side note, this would be an excellent basis for a creepypasta or for a lovecraftian Kerbal story about finally summoning the Kraken
I think this isnt the kraken, no it is something WAY TO BIG TO BE THE KRAKEN. I think it is something new, something we sould call, The Danny Glitch, or The Danny Dimension.
@@zamfir2005 I think the Kraken gains more power with every glitch, and Danny's game has given him so much power that he is now beginning to manifest himself, and that last form of Valentina was The Kraken finally taking possession of a kerbal body. It is only a matter of time before he shows himself and becomes physical, able to finally conform Kerbin into a universe of Chaos and Madness
KSP will not be broken properly until Danny manages to blue screen his computer with nothing but the force of a badly mutilated Leviathan of a KSP Kraken, and on the Richter scale of Krakens? I mean one on the scale of "Los Angeles and the greater San Andreas fault slides into the ocean" sized kraken.
[Space]: Let go. "Let go, Danny. Let go of outer space. It's _mine_ now." (alternatively, the very fabric of space itself is telling you to stop) Looks like you broke your space. Time to go to the spacecraft store and get some new space-time fabric.
No need, you can use this 5 minute life hack video that will totally not destroy and expand all of your dimensions and will totally give you a spacetime fabric! I tried this once and now people can only see tiny parts of me while I can see their skeletons!
@@doom87er Good job. OP: "Does Danny now have the world record for landing on the sun?" You: "He also has the record for landing on the sun" Round of applause, everyone.
*"As i started into the eyes of the kraken, i began to tremble, my arms were shaking as its gaze struck me, terror was all i could feel.”* *"It stared directly into my eyes, my vision faltered, everything was blurry, i could feel my eyes Rolling back, and the kraken didn’t even blink.”* *"I could no longer see, But I could still feel its precence, i saw visions of the very universe shaking in its precence. My face twisted, my mind shattered.”* *”Then, I heard four Numbers, 2 4 6 2.”*
My theory: Danny is the kraken. He messes around with the lives of these kerbals like they're nothing, twisting their skies and shattering their spacecraft. Think about it from the kerbal's perspective. You're told to test a new device in space, you get in and the next thing you know you're streched halfway across the solar system while a god watches from a screen saying "yay spaghetti, the kraken is pleased!"
you can put launch pad on any planet. it's auto-generated. just "'s launchpad". It's good programming practice, if kerbin gets renamed ever, for example, so they don't have to rename it in the launchpad code. bleh ignorance.
SCP -████ 14:31 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is currently self contained. Current research is primarily based around developing a means of destroying SCP-████ in the event that containment fails or reestablishing containment. Description: SCP-████ is a small space vessel consisting of what has been determined to be a command pod, short 2.5 meter fuel tank, and "Skipper" rocket nozzle. SCP-████ primary anomaly is based around a heavily distorted Kerbal that will be referred to as SCP-████-A. SCP-████ is in a constant state of disassembly with parts and SCP-████-A shifting in location dependent upon perspective. This is believed to be closely related to [REDACTED]. SCP-████ is currently located 2.6 kilometers above the surface of the sun. It appears to be attached to the sun via "clamps," however the exact means by which this is achieved is currently unknown as well as how SCP-████ remains undamaged from the solar radiation. SCP-████-A has two elongated arms and █████ █████. It also has █████ ████ ███████ and is believed to be either the cause or epicenter of the the distortion anomaly. SCP-████ has been shown to ██ ██████████ and has [REDACTED] on ██ occasions. Approximately ██ investigation missions have been sent to SCP-████ in order to determine the effects of exposure to the anomaly as well to collect data. Zero (0) have returned intact -and no intelligible data has been collected- See Addendum. Additional missions are barred without unanimous O5 approval. Addendum: On ██/██/██19, an intelligible transmission from Shuttle-████-█8 was received after █ years of static. Transmission log is attached. Shuttle-████-█8 Log (UNIX Timestamps): ██████2800: VGhlIEtyYWtlbiBBd2FrZW5z ██████2805: ::#/(@[^]*^!.}%;-;$-^=$)\H#({].+e@^"'{:$#,}(|%.,?^&!A^:[,>%/[+":**!?en;+;?$,{-;=_s;|#^]\.(?/!*==#(,%{ //At this point, Solar Telescope S:███ ceased responding for █ seconds before transmitting images of Shuttle-████-█8 floating in space beside SCP-████. ██████2806: "%=6$",%$3"1,=90^*!'"%=,$0@%^!-#@51@914?#?!!#-?-6=59.0"&!=08@^58 ██████2807: Live comMun1Ca7i0N liN3 R3QU3s7 //At ██████2810 a glitch in server ████6 and a blown fuse in fuse box ████7 at Site-███ resulted in a live communication line being opened between server ████6 and Shuttle-████-█8. //Following 10 minutes of silence, the anomalies were discovered and the live transmission was put under surveillance ██████5800: @%",9?09'^3/255-9^-!^%=5 1 W1LL 3SCAP3 11!?3@9!@188$%^!20.13 //At this point the live transmission sent approximately ███9 images of SCP-████-A in various locations on Shuttle-████-█8. Solar Telescope S:███ ceased responding completely. //At ██████6340, visual telescope confirmation revealed Shuttle-████-█8 in a similar state as SCP-████ and that the anomaly had risen approximately 500 meters higher above the surface of the sun. The transmission to Shuttle-████-█8 ceased and no further transmissions of any kind have been received.
So I’m getting this theory of how the kerbal universe works. My theory is that all physics and motion is carried out by invisible cephalopods, kraken, wrapping tentacles around things and moving them around to look like an approximation of our real world physics. But when you send a kerbal out at billions of billions of times the speed of light, they go so far away that multiple kraken have to grab eachother to form a chain to keep moving it that far, meaning many of the kraken that are supposed to be holding all the planets and physics together are busy moving that one really far object, leaving things to sort of fall apart.
Valentina stared into the void, the endless twisting warping void, the infinite abyss of inky black eternity, and something new happened. The void stared back.
Such a good Halloween episode that the kraken himself slipped a tentacle through the dimensions to hit the like button before it was published! I really want to know what's going on in the game's code or memory that causes things like the square orbits or face melting stuff. Have you thought of partnering with a youtuber like LiveOverflow to reverse engineer or analyze (or whatever it's called) the game while it's running so you can see exactly what's mathematically causing these bizarre glitches? I think it'd be really cool to find out!
The square orbits is a floating point precision problem. In this video, somehow, maybe, the entities got the imprecision-based glitches instead of the terrain generator. I have no idea why.
@@Danny2462 thanks for responding, love your vids! That's really cool and does make sense that the floating point precision has to do with it when you go so far out (I recall seeing something similar with character movement becoming shaky reaching huge coordinate distances in minecraft actually). It is bizarre that the issue somehow propagated to the character model though. Thanks again!
@@revenevan11 floating point imprecision affects anything where floating point values are involved, for instance if you try to plot the graph for a sine function in geogebra and look at it on coordinates in the range of 1E20 or above the graph/camera gets shaky, what used to be a smooth curve is now straight lines, points jumps big distances when moved and many other problems
Val exited the capsule, sealing the hatch behind her. The rich and strange radiance of the surface of the Shadow Sun was abruptly cut off, leaving Jeb in total darkness save the gentle glow of the control panels. There was a silence for a few minutes, and then the radio suddenly crackled to life, filled with interference from the electromagnetic field. Nonetheless, Jeb spoke into it. "Val? Val, are you there?" There was a pause, a silence filled with the crackle of the radio, and then a voice spoke. It was deep and eldritch, seeming to come from a both great distance and inside his ear. It was alien, indescribable, but also something he instantly understood, as if he had heard it from birth. And it was Val. "Jeb," he heard her say. "Come on out." He peered out the small porthole in the hatch, but all he could see was the black shillouette of the mangled ship. "Why, Val?" he asked. "What do you see out there?" An object appeared in front of the porthole. At first he thought it was one of the spherical RCS fuel tanks, having broken off of the rest of the ship. But then he turned on the external lights, and was greeted by a pair of full-white eyes, rolling in a head not attached to any body. The *thing's* lips moved, and the radio spoke. "Jeb," the voice said. "Come out. We have something to show you." Horrified, Jeb scrambled back, reaching over the communications panel and grabbing the "last-resort" suicide pistol. He aimed it at the hatch, just as two things, spacesuit-clad arms that were far, far too long, wrenched through the sides and tore the door off its hinges. Then there was the shillouette of the thing, just looking at him, spaghettified, stretched out, its head floating just above it, a manic, broken grin marring its tormented face. "Come out, Jeb. Come and see," Val said. "It's beautiful. Ī̵͓̗́́̓̍̌̏͜t̵͇̻̖͈̪̪̘̅̈́'̴̲̣̱̚s̶̨̹̉ ̷͎̭̝̜̉̃̾b̴̢̤̖̤̔̐͗̃͗ͅe̴̛̯̓̾̄̌͠ȁ̶͜ṷ̴̢̧̗̻̪̟̏̀̃t̸̮͔͉͈̚͝ị̷͈̈́̓͋̏̑f̶̢͖͕͎̆͂̋̾ṵ̴̄l̶̠͖̽̋.̶̜̦̍̌̄͝"
There was a scream, and then gunshots. What happened next isn't known. Even if Jeb has survived, it is impossible to rescue anyone from the Shadow System. We can't just go over and pull things out of separate realities. Put them there, yes, but that's much easier. Just wire a warp drive incorrectly, and you'll be there in no time. But pull things out, well... Yes, Werner von Kerman has some ideas. No, none of them are economically possible. In any case, do you folks think we *want* to go back? That's all the time we have for today. If you have any more questions, please feel free to contact our Public Relations Response team, over in the far corner of the press conference hall. Yes, by the bathrooms. No, it's not the trash can, miss. It's the recycling. What? Did we get anything more from the ship? Yes, actually, we did get one final transmission, an hour and a half after the radio feed cut out. What did it say? Well, it was quite odd. We don't fully understand it. It said: "Your crew has taken data from the Sun's Launch Pad."
_You see a small volume in the corner of the ancient library; despite Kiberious's warning about the secrets here, you slowly walk to it and open the tome. Its yellowed pages crinkle, and small puffs of dust rise in the air. It's mostly illegible, but you can make out some of the text._ ... remember that fateful day quite well. We were all still getting over the disappearance of Herbo Kerman, but Valentina seemed particularly distraught. Her normally chipper attitude had turned to an obsession with work, and none of us could raise her ... routine launch, but the ship exploded for no reason on the launchpad. Valentina leaped from the craft to inspect the ... suddenly stopped, and I felt the presence of something, which I now recognize as ... I heard her whisper through the comlink, "It worked." The ground lurched, and Valentina started shuddering. As she turned around ... 11 days, we tried to move her, to make her snap out of it. I was on watch duty when the launchpad exploded ... time lurched, and I was back at the time of the launch, except the sun was gone. Valentina gave me a look of pure terror, partially obscured by the effects of _it_ as she was dragged back into ... years later, I was testing the new ship clamps, when I felt a presence nearly forgotten. It was Valentina, Herbo, and ... blaze of light from the window, and I looked out. A sea of fire lay beneath me, but I felt no heat. Suddenly ... she was calm, but her body was twisted. However, it was not Valentina, but the ... eyes rolled to the back of her ... S͇ͬ̐t͎̞ͭoͧ́ͯp͌ͬ̈ ͙̝͉r͖͛̈́ẹ͊̊â̪ͥḏ͌̌i̬ͩ̋n̹͂ͅg̖̐̑ ... ḣ͇̐o̹͉ͅș͔ͥt̙̪ͅ ̌̍ ... t͖̄̍o̺̓ͬo̞͋ͭ ͉ͩ̿l̮̅̉a̭̫͍t̬ͤͬẹ͗̈́ _You feel a sudden pain in your head, and a presence enters your mind. As you swiftly descend into madness, your last sane thought is that your body is moving without your control, and you open your mouth and laugh_
Danny has been looking into the glitches for years now, the glitches have taken noticed and now they are finally coming, that was the first host of many, Danny opened the door and now they are coming and there is no stopping them
haha what a spooky video trying to spook you haha so spoopy but it's just a video huh yeah well then what the fuck is this: twitter.com/Danny_2462/status/1189304870999920641 I want to move back to just simply making wacky contraptions, glitches are getting fucked up man EDIT: okay just let's appreciate what happened here... Multiple glitches, each unbelievable on its own, combined, to make the most insane, beautiful, and impossible result. You couldn't even come up with this, this was all a perfect amalgam of nonsensical situations only KSP is capable of creating. I'm convinced these are the best frames KSP could render on anyone's screen. I'm honored and ready for KSP 2.
Do you turn the KSP universe into a place of pure madness where twisted mockeries of what used to be kerbals gibber insanely out of the sun for your own amusement? If so, _you_ might be one of the Elder Gods! Phone Lovecraftian Horrors Anonymous for confidential advice and elder signs now...
*grabs cross, screaming* *my fingers are torn off and the cross burns in my hand* *an explosion splinters the cross and throws me backwards* *IT continues inexorably towards me* What- what are you??? *distorted voices hiss as debris swirls around me* *a distorted laugh fills my ears* Oh- oh god, please... Nothing can appease it. We can only pray.
Danny, not enough people seem to appreciate just how much effort you’re putting into your video editing, and especially your music choice/editing. You’ve really improved in that aspect over the last few years and it’s drastically increased the quality of your content! Keep up the excellent work!
I haven't laughted this hard my entier life to the point where i almost stopped breathing. Aside from the fact i almost died laughting this realy brighten my day(even though i might have nightmares after seeing that thing.... XD).
Once again, Danny 2462 is back at it, traveling so fast he breaks the space-time continuum and that weird plane of spacetime that Einstein theorized about...
Actually, that looks related to the original kraken issue that was caused by floating point granularity as you got further from the coordinate origin point. The devs fixed that by creating localised co-ordinate centering, but it looks like you've managed to cause a scene transition to not reset the local coordinate base. The vibration is caused by all the separate animatable components of Valentina snapping to a position that can be represented, and applying phantom forces to each other in the process.
So, you have patented several repeatable bugs, the glitch device,( the coolest looking planet buster ever), in between now and its video, found a way to manually cause the shady dimension to appear, found a way to manually break spacetime by loading things inside asteroids or something, then, found one single oversight in how landing legs work, that eventualy boiled over into simulating how the universe will end in real life with things breaking down once things get two far apart, and leading things full circle by finding that valintina was the worthy host for the kracken, and in one video, you have personally succeeded in discovering the two greatest questions of ksp's history, can a kerbal actually survive being possessed by the kracken, and if it was possible to truly land on the sun. Sire, your name shall go down in gameing history, as the most powerful game breaker of all time. And now, as I lay the crown on your head and say, "we shall celebrate this day by breakdanceing next to that asteroid while planes whip rockets and kerbals salute the mk. 1 pod." May your reign be long prosperous! Long live emporor Danny, the mass relay!
6:30 From what I heard when learning how to develop games on Unity, when you're working with very large numbers, like your poor Kerbal being astronomically far away, you can run into some issues with positioning. I can't remember what it was, but it has to do with the decimal places I think? But I watched a guy build a space game and he had that problem at the farther planets. Things got a bit shaky.
Crew Report From The Sun's LaunchPad :
R&D : FIVE SCIENCE. TAKE IT OR LEAVE
fucking RIGHT?! WHAT THE HELL!
Surface sample from the sun "50 points to gryffindor..."um sir that's 30 ...
@@Danny2462 bruh
How could anyone do this?
it should be worth 5000000000000 science
It seems like Valentina saw the kraken, and the kraken peered back at her.
And liked what it saw
No, Valentina revealed her true identity as the Kraken.
through her*
shes groovin!
kerbal space program is scarier than some horror game.........................
youve done it danny, the kraken now has a suitable host
The kraken would be proud...
Praise The Great Kraken...
Krakentina of the Glitch-verse
more like vessel :P
Not just the kraken, but every kraken in the whole kerbal-multiverse
_Floating point numbers are a useful tool in many aspects of modern computing, however when the numbers get very large the spaces between the numbers also grows, and in the voids between, the Space Kraken waits in ever fitful slumber..._
space between floats is explained by panenkoek in super mario 64
A good way of explaining it while fitting in our lovable space monster.
Nathan N how many layers of parallel universe are we talking about right now
This is actually really poetic and atmospheric while actually being an accurate description of the causes of the Kraken.
Good damn work m8
@@Super2Donny Almost all of them?
Landing on the sun is as simple as crashing launch clamps into the Mun. Amazing
Amazing mk III was Splashed down at sun wtf?
@@kajetus0688 i know, right? it was just casually there in the list.
We were so preoccupied with whether we could stack glitches that we didn't stop to think whether we should. And then the Kraken found a way...
And at 15:10, the Kraken possessed a Kerbal.
You know a Danny video is good when it starts with an epilepsy alert
Ohmygod he has successfully created a kerbal-kraken crossbreed monk
every video of him does I guess^^
KSP showing "[Space]: Let go" throughout that whole sequence. Now I'm worried about its true meaning.
This is the best comment.
I need a KSP horror mod with this as part of the premise.
woah, dude the kraken is speaking to us
Let go of your conceptions of reality..
Timestamp?
Nvm it’s on the last 1-2 minutes of the vid
Welp, it's official. Danny has been creeped out by his own abilities. Let's keep going and see what happens!
nope
I want to make wacky contraptions n stuff again
with less eldritch horrors
@@Danny2462 IT'S TOO LATE
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
BUT YOU CAN'T TURN BACK NOW
We need to go deeper
@@Danny2462 deeper Danny
@@Danny2462 You cannot stop what you have begun.
"Kerbin is flat and orthogonal to gravity" will never fail to crack me up
KERBIN IS FLAT, BITCHES!!!
I am legitimately creeped out by this video, and may or may not have been holding up a cross to my screen this entire time. Congratulations on reaching an entirely new level of KSP horror.
On a side note, this would be an excellent basis for a creepypasta or for a lovecraftian Kerbal story about finally summoning the Kraken
I have always thought the "Shady dimension" glitch being countered by light sources was a really cool concept.
I agree with you Cybran.
I agree with my Cybran brethren as well.
Good spooky stories could come from such nightmare fuel.
I think this isnt the kraken, no it is something WAY TO BIG TO BE THE KRAKEN. I think it is something new, something we sould call, The Danny Glitch, or The Danny Dimension.
@@zamfir2005 It is the leviathan
@@zamfir2005 I think the Kraken gains more power with every glitch, and Danny's game has given him so much power that he is now beginning to manifest himself, and that last form of Valentina was The Kraken finally taking possession of a kerbal body. It is only a matter of time before he shows himself and becomes physical, able to finally conform Kerbin into a universe of Chaos and Madness
This one makes the ending of "2001: A Space Odyssey" look like a Disney movie.
and Jupiter literally turned into a _star_ in that movie, destroying all life on Earth.
Is this the Halloween episode?
Never mind, I just answered my own question.
It ended up being that, didn't really plan it like that until last week when I realized it coincides
@@Danny2462 back at it again, figuring out new revolutionary ways to break ksp
KSP will not be broken properly until Danny manages to blue screen his computer with nothing but the force of a badly mutilated Leviathan of a KSP Kraken, and on the Richter scale of Krakens? I mean one on the scale of "Los Angeles and the greater San Andreas fault slides into the ocean" sized kraken.
@@elipticarc8992
Well yes, but actually yes
Maybe not a BSOD, but large enough BDA explosions (think hundreds of nukes) can crash graphics drivers.
Edit: The computer had defective RAM.
This is Ground Control to Major Tom.
save us. end our suffering.
Ground Control: Your space-time's dead, there's something wrong........
Valentina: ...........
SCP 9999
Name:Valentina Kerman
Status: Dead
Reason:Head glitched out too much
Oh you sweet summer child. W̷̡h̷̡͟͏͝ò͠ ̵̷͡s҉̴͘͡a̶͘͘y̴͢s̶͜͟͝ ̸͏̢͝͞s҉̷̡̧̢h҉̨̛e̷̶҉'̸ş͢͜͞ ̶̢̀͡d͏̷̷̨͞e̸̸҉á̶͜d̶͡?̶̕
You mean 5000, beacause the Last one on the wiki page is 4999,so the next is 5000 technically.
or K.I.A.
I was gonna comment with a joke about her being an SCP but u beat me to it
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[Space]: Let go. "Let go, Danny. Let go of outer space. It's _mine_ now."
(alternatively, the very fabric of space itself is telling you to stop)
Looks like you broke your space. Time to go to the spacecraft store and get some new space-time fabric.
@Jude Boon You could always grow your own spacetime fabric at home! Though, it *does* take billions of years to mature. :/
No need, you can use this 5 minute life hack video that will totally not destroy and expand all of your dimensions and will totally give you a spacetime fabric!
I tried this once and now people can only see tiny parts of me while I can see their skeletons!
i think that's the ladder control dialouge.
THE GAME ITSELF IS TELLING DANNY TO STOP.
Does Danny now have the world record for landing on Kerbol?
All in zero stages no less!
I believe so.
He also has the record for landing on the sun
@@doom87er that's what this guy said. Earth's sun is named Sol, and Kerbin's sun is named Kerbol.
@@doom87er Good job.
OP: "Does Danny now have the world record for landing on the sun?"
You: "He also has the record for landing on the sun"
Round of applause, everyone.
He also has the world record for the world record
*"As i started into the eyes of the kraken, i began to tremble, my arms were shaking as its gaze struck me, terror was all i could feel.”*
*"It stared directly into my eyes, my vision faltered, everything was blurry, i could feel my eyes Rolling back, and the kraken didn’t even blink.”*
*"I could no longer see, But I could still feel its precence, i saw visions of the very universe shaking in its precence. My face twisted, my mind shattered.”*
*”Then, I heard four Numbers, 2 4 6 2.”*
The numbers what do they mean
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN
the numbers, SCP-173! what do they mean?
My theory: Danny is the kraken. He messes around with the lives of these kerbals like they're nothing, twisting their skies and shattering their spacecraft. Think about it from the kerbal's perspective. You're told to test a new device in space, you get in and the next thing you know you're streched halfway across the solar system while a god watches from a screen saying "yay spaghetti, the kraken is pleased!"
Oh boi, time to enjoy some nice Kerbal spaghetti
That might be true
6:05
“A mangled kerbal brings luck”
Upset Groceries oh how lucky I’d be
and luck it brang, we built clamps on the mun and even the sun.
Too much luck.
10:27 so they’re adding code for launch pads on other planets? Nice
it would be neat lmao maybe it's coming for ksp 2 since there is probably planet colonization
Probably something shared with the xbox edition and the mun space centre.
you can put launch pad on any planet. it's auto-generated. just "'s launchpad". It's good programming practice, if kerbin gets renamed ever, for example, so they don't have to rename it in the launchpad code. bleh ignorance.
It also generates its own separate surface biome. I think it’s because the biomes look at the name when being created, but I’m not sure
AlucardPawpad ClownWorld
Wait, you have to program it? Not actually use cheats?
The power of IEEE 754 compels you! The power of IEEE 754 compels you! The power of IEEE 754 compels you!
I'm glad you know what IEEE 754 is; I never know if I'm being too obscure.
@@SimonClarkstone No, you're in the right group of people.
@@SimonClarkstone It's a good standard.
Just look at this.
*shows a clip of valentina glitching out due to madness from the kraken and another showing her fully controlled*
so this is what the warp in 40k looks like
Now kids, That's why you should always bring a gellar field whenever you travel through the warp
What the fuck is a warp drive?
Improbability Drive is more akin to this.
"Splashed down at the Sun"
That's ok, I guess... Everyone knows the Sun is liquid and the Mün is made of cheese.
Kraken cheese, Gromit!
And minimus is made of ice cream, IN CANNON!
@@chaseweber6823 nah it is frozen snot
that ice cream turns into water cream and then steam cream sometimes, because Minmus is a comet.
@@johnathanegbert9277 "steam cream" lol
A god damn masterpiece
SCP -████
14:31
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-████ is currently self contained. Current research is primarily based around developing a means of destroying SCP-████ in the event that containment fails or reestablishing containment.
Description: SCP-████ is a small space vessel consisting of what has been determined to be a command pod, short 2.5 meter fuel tank, and "Skipper" rocket nozzle. SCP-████ primary anomaly is based around a heavily distorted Kerbal that will be referred to as SCP-████-A. SCP-████ is in a constant state of disassembly with parts and SCP-████-A shifting in location dependent upon perspective. This is believed to be closely related to [REDACTED].
SCP-████ is currently located 2.6 kilometers above the surface of the sun. It appears to be attached to the sun via "clamps," however the exact means by which this is achieved is currently unknown as well as how SCP-████ remains undamaged from the solar radiation.
SCP-████-A has two elongated arms and █████ █████. It also has █████ ████ ███████ and is believed to be either the cause or epicenter of the the distortion anomaly. SCP-████ has been shown to ██ ██████████ and has [REDACTED] on ██ occasions. Approximately ██ investigation missions have been sent to SCP-████ in order to determine the effects of exposure to the anomaly as well to collect data. Zero (0) have returned intact -and no intelligible data has been collected- See Addendum. Additional missions are barred without unanimous O5 approval.
Addendum: On ██/██/██19, an intelligible transmission from Shuttle-████-█8 was received after █ years of static. Transmission log is attached.
Shuttle-████-█8 Log (UNIX Timestamps):
██████2800: VGhlIEtyYWtlbiBBd2FrZW5z
██████2805: ::#/(@[^]*^!.}%;-;$-^=$)\H#({].+e@^"'{:$#,}(|%.,?^&!A^:[,>%/[+":**!?en;+;?$,{-;=_s;|#^]\.(?/!*==#(,%{
//At this point, Solar Telescope S:███ ceased responding for █ seconds before transmitting images of Shuttle-████-█8 floating in space beside SCP-████.
██████2806: "%=6$",%$3"1,=90^*!'"%=,$0@%^!-#@51@914?#?!!#-?-6=59.0"&!=08@^58
██████2807: Live comMun1Ca7i0N liN3 R3QU3s7
//At ██████2810 a glitch in server ████6 and a blown fuse in fuse box ████7 at Site-███ resulted in a live communication line being opened between server ████6 and Shuttle-████-█8.
//Following 10 minutes of silence, the anomalies were discovered and the live transmission was put under surveillance
██████5800: @%",9?09'^3/255-9^-!^%=5 1 W1LL 3SCAP3 11!?3@9!@188$%^!20.13
//At this point the live transmission sent approximately ███9 images of SCP-████-A in various locations on Shuttle-████-█8. Solar Telescope S:███ ceased responding completely.
//At ██████6340, visual telescope confirmation revealed Shuttle-████-█8 in a similar state as SCP-████ and that the anomaly had risen approximately 500 meters higher above the surface of the sun. The transmission to Shuttle-████-█8 ceased and no further transmissions of any kind have been received.
end of report
*_insert scp yt channel outro here_*
Cool.
well that's freaky, it's like an avatar of the scarlet king!
you'd make a great author
The scary thing is that this could actually be qualified as an SCP🤣
Nice work, brother!
*DEAR GOD.*
ikr
@@Danny2462 I can't wait for ksp 2 to let us summon horrific hell spawns with 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙨
@@nico-9805 We can sacrifice Kerbals using the Orion Drive!
@@johnnynewsome2265 I know I can't wait!!
@@nico-9805 I don't play KSP, but I like these videos! Can't wait for new ways to sacrifice Kerbals to the Kraken!
As if the Half Life 2 Citadel ambience couldn't get any scarier.
You had to go and get your hands dirty.
kudos for recognizing it!
Wonder if there's video footage of him playing through HL2?
Dude thx for writing this, I couldn't shake off the deja vu feeling when I heard these sound. Now I remember.
I love the editing
It's top notch, seriously. The musical timing/SFX is breathtakingly good too.
I just love the typical minimalist Danny2462-style. It is very clear that some other TH-camrs were inspired by it
Danny: "Let's stack glitches!"
Me: Now *this* is an avengers level threat
*_Tandem Stacking_** has entered the chat.*
i don't think this can be handled by Avengers.
this is a PANTHEON-LEVEL threat.
KSP Players: I hope this version fixed
Danny: I hope the glitches still work.
Danny always finds a way to push KSP into the Nth dimension. He's actually doing Squad a service, he's a very effective bug finder.
Congratulations you have recreated Event Horizon in KSP
Lovecraft would be proud
Chris no, he would be terrified, this is worse/better than his creations
So I’m getting this theory of how the kerbal universe works. My theory is that all physics and motion is carried out by invisible cephalopods, kraken, wrapping tentacles around things and moving them around to look like an approximation of our real world physics. But when you send a kerbal out at billions of billions of times the speed of light, they go so far away that multiple kraken have to grab eachother to form a chain to keep moving it that far, meaning many of the kraken that are supposed to be holding all the planets and physics together are busy moving that one really far object, leaving things to sort of fall apart.
Valentina stared into the void, the endless twisting warping void, the infinite abyss of inky black eternity, and something new happened. The void stared back.
Man, remember when this was just messing around, catching Kerbals in air, abusrd constraptions.
Now it look like introduction to Necronomicon.
Ah, that's how Great Old Ones are made...
Danny: “does anything”
Squad: WRITE THAT DOWN.
Does Danny now hold the world record for launch-to-Mun time?
whoa
one millisecond mun record
and the next thing you know he takes a surface sample of the sun and puts it in his pocket
Launch _from_ mün time.
guys turn on captions at 15:17.. that's really messed up
jesus fucking christ
UHH
They know
Such a good Halloween episode that the kraken himself slipped a tentacle through the dimensions to hit the like button before it was published!
I really want to know what's going on in the game's code or memory that causes things like the square orbits or face melting stuff.
Have you thought of partnering with a youtuber like LiveOverflow to reverse engineer or analyze (or whatever it's called) the game while it's running so you can see exactly what's mathematically causing these bizarre glitches? I think it'd be really cool to find out!
The square orbits is a floating point precision problem.
In this video, somehow, maybe, the entities got the imprecision-based glitches instead of the terrain generator.
I have no idea why.
@@Danny2462 thanks for responding, love your vids!
That's really cool and does make sense that the floating point precision has to do with it when you go so far out (I recall seeing something similar with character movement becoming shaky reaching huge coordinate distances in minecraft actually). It is bizarre that the issue somehow propagated to the character model though.
Thanks again!
@@revenevan11 Indeed, I have no idea what causes it to mangle the terrain in one instance, and then mangle only the entities instead in this video.
Danny2462 could be because of the lack of physical terrain on the sun?
@@revenevan11 floating point imprecision affects anything where floating point values are involved, for instance if you try to plot the graph for a sine function in geogebra and look at it on coordinates in the range of 1E20 or above the graph/camera gets shaky, what used to be a smooth curve is now straight lines, points jumps big distances when moved and many other problems
oh God it's Shady 2: Electric Boogaloo
TheAveragePxtseryu there was a shady 1?
@@tea-sus8722 th-cam.com/video/h2ZXP8Dr-IE/w-d-xo.html
Val exited the capsule, sealing the hatch behind her. The rich and strange radiance of the surface of the Shadow Sun was abruptly cut off, leaving Jeb in total darkness save the gentle glow of the control panels.
There was a silence for a few minutes, and then the radio suddenly crackled to life, filled with interference from the electromagnetic field. Nonetheless, Jeb spoke into it.
"Val? Val, are you there?"
There was a pause, a silence filled with the crackle of the radio, and then a voice spoke. It was deep and eldritch, seeming to come from a both great distance and inside his ear. It was alien, indescribable, but also something he instantly understood, as if he had heard it from birth.
And it was Val.
"Jeb," he heard her say. "Come on out."
He peered out the small porthole in the hatch, but all he could see was the black shillouette of the mangled ship.
"Why, Val?" he asked. "What do you see out there?"
An object appeared in front of the porthole. At first he thought it was one of the spherical RCS fuel tanks, having broken off of the rest of the ship. But then he turned on the external lights, and was greeted by a pair of full-white eyes, rolling in a head not attached to any body.
The *thing's* lips moved, and the radio spoke. "Jeb," the voice said. "Come out. We have something to show you."
Horrified, Jeb scrambled back, reaching over the communications panel and grabbing the "last-resort" suicide pistol. He aimed it at the hatch, just as two things, spacesuit-clad arms that were far, far too long, wrenched through the sides and tore the door off its hinges. Then there was the shillouette of the thing, just looking at him, spaghettified, stretched out, its head floating just above it, a manic, broken grin marring its tormented face.
"Come out, Jeb. Come and see," Val said. "It's beautiful. Ī̵͓̗́́̓̍̌̏͜t̵͇̻̖͈̪̪̘̅̈́'̴̲̣̱̚s̶̨̹̉ ̷͎̭̝̜̉̃̾b̴̢̤̖̤̔̐͗̃͗ͅe̴̛̯̓̾̄̌͠ȁ̶͜ṷ̴̢̧̗̻̪̟̏̀̃t̸̮͔͉͈̚͝ị̷͈̈́̓͋̏̑f̶̢͖͕͎̆͂̋̾ṵ̴̄l̶̠͖̽̋.̶̜̦̍̌̄͝"
There was a scream, and then gunshots.
What happened next isn't known. Even if Jeb has survived, it is impossible to rescue anyone from the Shadow System. We can't just go over and pull things out of separate realities. Put them there, yes, but that's much easier. Just wire a warp drive incorrectly, and you'll be there in no time. But pull things out, well...
Yes, Werner von Kerman has some ideas. No, none of them are economically possible. In any case, do you folks think we *want* to go back?
That's all the time we have for today. If you have any more questions, please feel free to contact our Public Relations Response team, over in the far corner of the press conference hall. Yes, by the bathrooms. No, it's not the trash can, miss. It's the recycling.
What? Did we get anything more from the ship? Yes, actually, we did get one final transmission, an hour and a half after the radio feed cut out. What did it say? Well, it was quite odd. We don't fully understand it. It said:
"Your crew has taken data from the Sun's Launch Pad."
You know it's powerful when even Danny's afraid of the glitch.
_You see a small volume in the corner of the ancient library; despite Kiberious's warning about the secrets here, you slowly walk to it and open the tome. Its yellowed pages crinkle, and small puffs of dust rise in the air. It's mostly illegible, but you can make out some of the text._
... remember that fateful day quite well. We were all still getting over the disappearance of Herbo Kerman, but Valentina seemed particularly distraught. Her normally chipper attitude had turned to an obsession with work, and none of us could raise her ... routine launch, but the ship exploded for no reason on the launchpad. Valentina leaped from the craft to inspect the ... suddenly stopped, and I felt the presence of something, which I now recognize as ... I heard her whisper through the comlink, "It worked." The ground lurched, and Valentina started shuddering. As she turned around ... 11 days, we tried to move her, to make her snap out of it. I was on watch duty when the launchpad exploded ... time lurched, and I was back at the time of the launch, except the sun was gone. Valentina gave me a look of pure terror, partially obscured by the effects of _it_ as she was dragged back into ... years later, I was testing the new ship clamps, when I felt a presence nearly forgotten. It was Valentina, Herbo, and ... blaze of light from the window, and I looked out. A sea of fire lay beneath me, but I felt no heat. Suddenly ... she was calm, but her body was twisted. However, it was not Valentina, but the ... eyes rolled to the back of her ...
S͇ͬ̐t͎̞ͭoͧ́ͯp͌ͬ̈ ͙̝͉r͖͛̈́ẹ͊̊â̪ͥḏ͌̌i̬ͩ̋n̹͂ͅg̖̐̑
...
ḣ͇̐o̹͉ͅș͔ͥt̙̪ͅ ̌̍
...
t͖̄̍o̺̓ͬo̞͋ͭ ͉ͩ̿l̮̅̉a̭̫͍t̬ͤͬẹ͗̈́
_You feel a sudden pain in your head, and a presence enters your mind. As you swiftly descend into madness, your last sane thought is that your body is moving without your control, and you open your mouth and laugh_
Danny has been looking into the glitches for years now, the glitches have taken noticed and now they are finally coming, that was the first host of many, Danny opened the door and now they are coming and there is no stopping them
haha what a spooky video trying to spook you haha so spoopy but it's just a video huh yeah well then what the fuck is this: twitter.com/Danny_2462/status/1189304870999920641
I want to move back to just simply making wacky contraptions, glitches are getting fucked up man
EDIT: okay just let's appreciate what happened here...
Multiple glitches, each unbelievable on its own, combined, to make the most insane, beautiful, and impossible result. You couldn't even come up with this, this was all a perfect amalgam of nonsensical situations only KSP is capable of creating. I'm convinced these are the best frames KSP could render on anyone's screen. I'm honored and ready for KSP 2.
ok but why does the thumbnail arouse me
afterHours *concern*
Both are hilarious anyway
@@electrohalo8798 :)
Do you turn the KSP universe into a place of pure madness where twisted mockeries of what used to be kerbals gibber insanely out of the sun for your own amusement? If so, _you_ might be one of the Elder Gods! Phone Lovecraftian Horrors Anonymous for confidential advice and elder signs now...
The descent from the beginning to the end was perfect. The music fit so well. Legitimately terrified. Well done
me : _stub my little toe_
my nervous system : 3:31
I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry. Or both
Bacteria or other diseases: *_plays the epic music while attempting to take over your body after stubbing your toe or something_*
*grabs cross, screaming*
*my fingers are torn off and the cross burns in my hand*
*an explosion splinters the cross and throws me backwards*
*IT continues inexorably towards me*
What- what are you???
*distorted voices hiss as debris swirls around me*
*a distorted laugh fills my ears*
Oh- oh god, please...
Nothing can appease it. We can only pray.
Hailfire08 p the Kraken got you.
Idk man but that
[Space]: Let go
In the end was so fucking ominous
jfc I didn't even realize it's there.
this just keeps on giving.
"What did this?"
I'm pretty sure it's you. You did this, Danny.
I APPROVE.
Danny, not enough people seem to appreciate just how much effort you’re putting into your video editing, and especially your music choice/editing. You’ve really improved in that aspect over the last few years and it’s drastically increased the quality of your content! Keep up the excellent work!
Now this is like a cold glass of water in the friggin desert
When the epilepsy warning hits you know it's gonna be a good episode.
i think we just reached glitch apotheosis
Damn, your rockets/KSC are loading so quick! Are you using a SSD or what?
editing
@@Danny2462 ah, yes the pinnacle of gaming!
@@Danny2462 Incredible!
I haven't laughted this hard my entier life to the point where i almost stopped breathing.
Aside from the fact i almost died laughting this realy brighten my day(even though i might have nightmares after seeing that thing.... XD).
I’m recovering from chest surgery, I think i might have shifted the metal bar due to laughing too much. It seems fine, but god damn
I now lived in fear for eternity...
This is the first time i genuinely just giggled for a solid minute in a long long time. Loved every second
KSP: "Landed on Sun's Launchpad" Me: Hmmm yes kerbol has alien civilization
Nobody's talking about How "amazing MK lll" is splashed down at the Sun
3:31 think she didn't see the epilepsy warning
I love it how you never cease to find new ways to bend this game into new and interesting shapes.
Once again, Danny 2462 is back at it, traveling so fast he breaks the space-time continuum and that weird plane of spacetime that Einstein theorized about...
A mere plane of space time is but a minor obstacle for Danny's abilities.
Actually, that looks related to the original kraken issue that was caused by floating point granularity as you got further from the coordinate origin point. The devs fixed that by creating localised co-ordinate centering, but it looks like you've managed to cause a scene transition to not reset the local coordinate base. The vibration is caused by all the separate animatable components of Valentina snapping to a position that can be represented, and applying phantom forces to each other in the process.
So, you have patented several repeatable bugs, the glitch device,( the coolest looking planet buster ever), in between now and its video, found a way to manually cause the shady dimension to appear, found a way to manually break spacetime by loading things inside asteroids or something, then, found one single oversight in how landing legs work, that eventualy boiled over into simulating how the universe will end in real life with things breaking down once things get two far apart, and leading things full circle by finding that valintina was the worthy host for the kracken, and in one video, you have personally succeeded in discovering the two greatest questions of ksp's history, can a kerbal actually survive being possessed by the kracken, and if it was possible to truly land on the sun.
Sire, your name shall go down in gameing history, as the most powerful game breaker of all time.
And now, as I lay the crown on your head and say, "we shall celebrate this day by breakdanceing next to that asteroid while planes whip rockets and kerbals salute the mk. 1 pod." May your reign be long prosperous!
Long live emporor Danny, the mass relay!
He landed on the sun’s launchpad, and then had Jool physics… 😂
previous me is so stupid 💀
The sun has gravity 💀😭
"I have become Death: the destroyer of worlds."
Danny: "Hold my beer..."
*I am become Death
*Danny destroys the universe somehow*
I watch dannys videos for my daily dose of fun, explosions and eldritch horror.
This is the weirdest glitch documentation I have ever seen
That line was my favorite:
"Kerbin is flat, b*tches! And orthogonal to gravity!"
The Event Horizon has taken the KSC !
Valentinas dive into the Sun reminded me, for some reason, so much of the Movie Sunshine that i have to go watch it now again.
3:44 my dad walking into a unclean room be like
"Valentina, this is kerbin base. What do you see?"
*"A̤̘͖̠̘̥͎̥̮͛ͮ̾ͣ̿̌͑͛ͫͧͅL̞̮͖͍̘̼̘̰̭͚͍͊̑̈͂͛̿̓͊̉͌͊͠L͓̍͘͠͞*
>splashed down at The Sun
Just pausing on all the frames where the kerbals are freaking out makes it even better
8:06 look at the top left date. It reached the limit lol
The Kraken has been finally born without its host being ripped from space-time.
Saw this from my phone, ran for my computer.
I'm not dissapointed.
The way you move around the games bugs and glitches impresses me greatly.
He’s found a way to unleash the Kraken into the planet.
alternative title: danny's horror session
You keep exceeding the expectations set by the previous glitch.
I wonder how you’ll find a better glitch than this.
No idea, so instead I'm making a conscious effort to return to just making wacky contraptions.
@@Danny2462 Whelp, now that we have access to spinny bendy bits I'm sure you could hug the KSC with girders like a Reaper hugs the Citadel.
Came here randomly, stayed by curiosity, wiped a tear because of nostalgia generated by soundtrack.
5:05
"Splashed down at the sun"
EXCUSE me?
HOW?
I've always wondered if you would 'splash' in plasma. Now I know.
I keep coming back to this. Absolutely creepy as heck
Alright, I'm back, what'd I mi-
*...Oh.*
*_Oh no._*
3:42
the epic music going *_HOA...HOA..._* makes it epic
I can't wait to see how you'll break KSP 2 when it comes out.
The glitches will look better than ever. :D
aged like wine
"Crew report from the sun's launchpad" got me good
may the kraken grant us extra glitches and bugs
*Completely missed previous videos and sees intro*
Everything seems perfectly normal here.
Danny be over here making new SCP's
Feels amazing coming to a danny video so early! Good work!
Enough internet for today.
Wise decision i think i'm going to do the same :D
6:30 From what I heard when learning how to develop games on Unity, when you're working with very large numbers, like your poor Kerbal being astronomically far away, you can run into some issues with positioning. I can't remember what it was, but it has to do with the decimal places I think? But I watched a guy build a space game and he had that problem at the farther planets. Things got a bit shaky.
Instead of "Dear God" you should say "Dear Kraken"
I remembered watching these videos so long ago but I some how lost track of your channel over the years. But now I've found you again
Hey Danny this is the fastest I have ever clicked
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