7 Motorcycle Dealership Dudes You Will Meet
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You can't run away from a persistent salesman trying to sell you a turbo BOOSA with some nasty junk. Clean yourself up with the Lawnmower 3.0! Get yours at mnscpd.com/39m2VLD
Why is this 2 days ago? Explain papa yam!
nuts but neat Penaflor the video was private and was now made public.
I can travel through time, the procedure is listed in the Busa's owner's manual
The lawnmower clipped my balls what do I do?!?
Yammie Noob, I just got my first bike can you do a maintenance video for me please!!!!
Best line a salesman used on me was at a Harley Davidson dealership near where I live. He told me and I quote "Your wife is gonna really be turned on when you bring this bike home because now you're a Harley Davidson man. I replied to him "if I bring this bike home and pay the $25K you want for it she will divorce me". He walked away.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
And then there’s the guy who goes on and on with his manscaping sales pitch...
Manscaping??? You mean man-splaining?!?!
Lmao
@@hdjake8803 Did you watch the video?
Says Angry man with Afro protruding from his speedo, what part of the speedo we can see under his fold over gut.
@@hdjake8803 hes talking about the add
Every good shop has a "Jimmy". Ours was Mike Bryant, aka, Goose. Boating accident took him a few years back. Knew most part numbers from memory. RIP Goose.
You know they measure a mechanic by the size of his boat. I bet Mike's was the biggest.
RIP Goose
Rip goose indeed :(
You're not really dead
If someone remembers
You.
Rip Goose.
Rip the man Goose
🕯
Made a salesman laugh and walk away when I told him "I'm using cash, and nothing anyone says will make me buy a bike, my ass will tell me which bike to buy." He laughed and said to let him know if my ass had a question. Great guy. Ended up buying used though. Much better deals to be had without dealer fees, taxes, and mark-ups.
Christopher he’s probably happy, there is more money in used bikes then new.
Depends on where you go and what you're buying. My new Z900 was only about $100 more than lightly used OTD with discounts.
Lmao I bet he found the humor in that statement, I'd hope
Lol. Didn't say that, but my choice was between the Z650 and Versys. My ass liked the Versys more.
You forgot the Harley service writer that tells you they can't put air in your Ninja's back tire because all their tools are standard and can't work on your "POS metric non-american japanese crotch rocket"
Not even a piece of crap crotch rocket. It's a piece of crap crotch rocket wannabe piecer-of-crappier scooter
@@VeritasEtAequitas boomer
Minnesota Scramber I know right, that sound of starting up every time and running reliably, so annoying.
It's not that man alot of the guys at harley davidson have multiple bikes and some are metric super sports. It's just because harley has a company policy against working on only harleys for legal ass-covering reasons
I walked into an HD dealer once to look at a V Rod years ago. Dude refused to talk to me about it. Said he said I couldn’t ride one without dying and took me to a Sportster. Refused to talk to me about anything other bike. And so began my long term love affair with the M109R. Never looked at another HD since. Had several bike bought new since then but never considered another HD.
I bought my first liter bike a week after my divorce finalized. YUP.
Bought my first bike, my GSX-R 600 while separated. I since reconciled, BUT am back separated again. I'm thinking about a liter bike after the papers are finalized!
Got my first bike (ZZR600) soon after separation. Totaled 2 months later. Got up and back on a new bike and all is well.
And you had to wait to get one? Thats dumb
You know there is more direct ways to self terminate right?
U wont be missing that my friend!
Yammie you nailed the divorced guy. I work at a bike dealership and that absolutely killed me.
You forget the line most say, "Never trust a woman, cuz she'll take everything."
Nice job! This was a riot
mike brink I’m 16 so obviously I got no experience with divorcing someone, hope if it happens to you it goes ok!
Divorce can suck indeed. Random bike buying isn’t gonna make you heal from it though. For many it’s more $$$ and a reminder how old you got when you realise that Tuono isn’t agreeing with your arthritis! Ouch...
Hey, the guy is right. Don't trust a woman.
And then there was my salesman. The guy who acted like he DIDN’T want to sell me a bike. I literally had to ask him, “can you sell me this bike”?
I had the exact same experience in the parts department. This high pressure woman sold me my bike, and that's fine and all because I got exactly what I went in there for, but she sends me to the parts guy for modifications. This part I'm dreading because I don't want to end up with tons of mods. The guy goes over some stuff, says I should do my own research and order stuff direct from Yamaha. Dude, I'll just pay the 30$ for you to order that for me.
I know the divorced dude can be too much, but try to be kind to him, the shit he survived would scare Freddie Kruger.
My name is Jimmy and have I have been a " jimmy" for countless people in my time for all things mechanical.... thank you for for the props Yamm🔧
Jimmy's are the best people to know. They actually do pretty much know everything, usually chill as can be and very calming to be around. Their minds love order or at least making chaos into order, they're organised and efficient, friendly and to the point, a little on the quiet side. Nearly every shop, garage or gearhead has a "Jimmy" or wishes they did.
Hey Jimmy good name
In an ironic twist of fate, the most likely vehicle to be broken down on the side of the road is a Jimmy. My buddy and I have a game where we share pictures of sightings.
@@gregmccauley1687 My step dad for some reason still drives a S15 Jimmy that's more rust than metal now... he's probably led to a few of these sightings.
Please teach me the way. 🥺
That last guy, the Technician that could put any Zen Master to shame...
Used to be Honda of Saint Petersburg before she sold to Barney's Yamaha. Small, small dealer.
Her technician was a God.He knew his stuff, and always talked to you like you were a human. If you didn't understand, he would explain so you did. Was keen to let me in the back and talk to me while he worked.
I learned a ton from Randy. He taught me what I needed to know, was quick to give advice, help me be independent, and was always willing to let me pay him to do the work if I was unable or unwilling to do the work myself.
The parts guy, Jerry, was just as knowledgeable.
I miss that shop. I no longer live in the area, and that was over 20 years ago.
I hope they are all doing well.
Dont man scape ! You need that cushion when you slam on the brakes and slide into the tank !
TANK GRIPS my dude. You'll never take a tank to the sack again
I've crushed my nuts so many times on the tank. Mostly just getting on other times on massive bumps in these shitty SC roads.
I met another guy in a dealer yesterday! He’s called “the rep”. After talking with him for a while he finally lets out “well I don’t actually work here, I’m just their Kawasaki rep”. I realize he’s wearing a Kawi sweatshirt and hat, how could I have not seen it before now. No wonder when I said I was thinking of a DRZ 400 he told me the KLR 650 was the best adventure bike out there. This guy know all things Kawasaki and nothing else even exists. You like this guy because he isn’t trying to actively sell you a bike but in your mind you are thinking when I buy one, it’ll be a Kawasaki.
Good ol Jimmy... He knew
Your description of the "All knowing Tech" is pretty spot on. My dad is that type relative to Heavy Equipment (or anything Diesel). He'll be 60 this year, still works as a field tech, and lives for the puzzle. Like a Dr. House of Heavy Equipment, minus the opioid addiction, similar personalities too.
Too funny, my 80 year old Father (at the time) and I were at a motorcycle shop once and ran into the divorced guy you mentioned. He bragged about how he had two Harleys, but needed to sell them to settle with his wife. He told my Dad that his wife and he grew apart. After about fifteen minutes of looking at the bikes, the guy came around again and started talking to us again and my Dad asked him how long he was married before his marriage fell apart. Gee , I thought the guy was ready to throw down with my Dad, he yelled, we didn’t fall apart, we grew apart.
Most knowledgeable my ass lol.
Me: Im looking something that sits more upright and IS NOT A SUPERSPORT
Her: Well the gsxr 600's are pretty popular
Me: That's literally the exact thing I don't want
well that's not the most knowledgeable guy for sure xD
@@nunoflorido582 😂😂😂😂😭
I went into the dealership to buy a 250 dual sport they were trying to get me to buy a crotch rocket. I looked right at the guy and said how the fuck is that getting me up in the woods to go deer hunting
Really loving the outtakes/bloopers you've started including in the last couple vids!
When i went to a honda dealer in dubai he tried to sell me a honda cb1000r even thought i told him i have only driven a 50cc moped all my life. Thanks to this video i knew what i was dealing with thankfully
I love Jimmy
Suus everybody is in love with jimmy
Loved the outtakes on this one. Definitely needed the laugh this week. Thanks for that.
Ok, I finally had to Subscribe!.
I've only seen handful of your videos so far, and I cant say I always agree, but you've got some great content and I haven't seen one yet that didn't make me laugh.
Keep up the great work.
Great video, I am always looking forward to them. Keep on awesoming and take care.
Early congrats on 600,000!!!
Keep doing it dude.
I love the outtakes. Keep 'em coming Clammy Pubes.
You forgot the sales woman who's never been on a bike. Doesn't even know how to start it, or maybe that its even a vehicle. Wearing a low-cut shirt, and ass-jeans. She's the master of not implying that she'll blow you for a sale, yet somehow conveys the lie clearly. If you bring a referral in she'll put an arm around your shoulder like you're sort of broken up, but still friends. Then she'll smile at your buddy like he just got invited to a three-way, and have the paperwork ready before his half-chub goes away.
...I tried really hard to not emulate Yammi's prose, but I couldn't help it...
Bro sounds like you have a very personal problem
@@italiaboyfresh87 No. Just worked at a few dealerships.
Nailed it
This post is gold
@@themidsouthcyclist8880 Thanks. I try to entertain. Lol.
Ur manscaped commercial is scary. You are looking into my soul at the same time as trying to tell me the sharp machine in your hand is harmless.
That Jimmy story was awesome in the way Yammie explained it 😂🤣 and the outro 🤣
Great freaking video. Really enjoyed this.
I once had a dude tell me this. "Honda, Kawasaki, and Kymco are all made by the same company"
Yes. You re right. Honda 'teach' Kymco. Kymco made Kawasaki. So if you ever meet Kawasaki scooters. Its a Honda
@@addicz2 i have to read that again
Hey man, been with your channel for a while, congrats on 600k!! Keep up the good work my dude!
I always like when Jimmy does motorcycle sounds... Cracks me up..." When it was cutting up was it more like a ' balumlumlumlum' or like ' balumlum-uh-lumlum-uh-lumlum"
Went into a Harley dealer a year back to check out some sportsters and the salesman was trying to convince me to buy a $20k Fat Boy... as a first bike...
Number 8 - when you walk into an empty showroom, there are 4 sales guys, 2 service guys, no customer and nobody says Hi and they only approach you when you try to sit on the only bike that doesn't have the 'Don't sit' card on it... and ask you not to sit on it. Send my best regards to Honda Jarov, Prague, Czechia.
The timing for this is too good. I just passed my MSF course!!!
See you out there on the road soon!
Thanks for another interesting and entertaining video 👍🏻
Great video, this one had me cracking up
Trying to have a smoke an coffee an chill watching some good old yammi-noob an the dog keeps coming up barking in my face 🤦♂️👉👈 gosh lol
My dealership is sick. Joplin Missouri. The first time I went in I had just bought a CBR from marketplace and was trying to get a jacket but ended up window shopping bikes. A guy came up to me and asked if he could help me, hold him I just bought a bike and just checking out their stock and he bullshited with me not even trying to sell me anything.
I go there to get my CBR serviced and they're so cheap and let me sit on all the bikes.
This is the best sales technique because I'm definitely buying a bike from them in the future.
Which one did you go to, I need to buy gear still and I would love to just sit on a few bikes to see what I like
You forgot the opposite of Jimmy. The The mechanic that says” yep, you got 80,000 miles on that Honda, you need to just get a new bike!
Papa yams, love your channel. It's helped me out a lot. Would you mind talking about the test ride process or if dealers are comfortable with test rides for first time bikers? I'm wanting to get my first bike soon but don't know how comfortable they would be letting me take a bike out for a ride.
Hey! That's Mt Lemmon! One of my favorite rides for after work. I'd love to ride it with y'all next time you're in Tucson.
This was very cleverly written and edited. I love this.
Yammie... I love watchn your vids... They have truth, whit, and make me laugh while sitting in my office alone... Dreaming about being on my bike... People got to be like, what is this guy doing in there lol.
Great video! Although if you know the owner and greet him by name while you’re negotiating price your salesman makes the best face you’ve ever seen.
Man I fucking loved the Jimmy story. I've never set foot in a dealership and only had my bike for maybe 2 years, but I love your videos. Keep up the great work.
Most of that background riding video is of Hwy 89 going the "backway" to Prescott. Fun road, I know it well.
Jimmys are the best! Find you a Jimmy and never let him go!
Thank you Jimmys of the world! You are loved
Love your vids. You are a natural.
You forgot the guy you find at a Harley dealership. The old guy with the beard named cookie or Ralph that works in the service department EVERY Harley dealership has a old guy with a beard.
Thanks for the tip on the Kickstand
The woman one was true lol. I went to pick up some gear, and this girl knew it all and was very helpful. Went back a few weeks later for something else and the 2 guys helping me sounded like theyve never seen their own inventory
Outtakes were the best! Thanks for including them. MLLHR!
Dude - I love your monologues .... keep up the content my noob...
I met the mechanic at the dealership I bought my motorcycle from. He worked for Honda for 50 years. My first service was the last motorcycle he ever worked on. I was a little honored about that. His daughter however was very much like the owner's wife in the video. She kept shoving helmets on my head because she was worried about me dying on the way home. XD
Jimmy also rips dank 12o’clock nooners on a carbed evo FX without an Authorized Motorcycle Endorsement; and nobody questions him.
Because he makes the endorsment.
Also he partly certifies bikes in his side job as an inspector.
A friend and I had a good long talk with the #3 guy. We talked for a bit and he later brought us in the back to show us the 1903 Harley they had in storage. Overall nice guy.
I love Jimmy - for all Jimmys aut there ❤❤❤ and respect.
Thanks Jimmy, very cool.
Jimmies are the best!!!! I have met a few it’s like meeting a dad you never had!
Dude, i’m just trying to get into bikes so in my curiosity, i entered a dealership that works with BMWs, Kawasakis and Hondas....i walked up to the front desk and said “I’m interested in motorcycles but i have no idea on what would be good or not for someone like me, so if someone could help me i would greatly appreciate it”. The lady pointed me to a salesman and i told the guy more or less the same thing as before and he just kinda shrugged and showed me a BMW 310 R or G or something, said the price and that was it...well shit man, i’m sorry for being such as newb that i warrant such a lame ass help. I could have bought a freaking S1000RR but i guess i wasn’t worth his time.
Completely different from when i bought my first car (and that was like 3 years ago), dude was all specific with details, showed me several brands, models with different features and characteristics, buying options, etc, etc..Your videos have been way more educational in contrast.
Sorry he was not enthusiastic, but that bmw 310 is the right bike for you.
I own a BMW car 08 528i. But I say get an R3, Asian vehicles in general aren't going to wring your neck with maintenance, I do all of the maintenance on my car but am looking at a bike to use in it's place. Because a 12 year old car driving 800 miles every 14 days isn't going to last that long
That's one thing I miss about living in the Dallas-Fort Worth area where to shop full of Jimmy the mechanics in pantego called two wheel world. And I've been lucky enough to have the all knowledgeable salesman up in Georgetown Texas.
He needs to add the 8 type of person you will find in a dealership.
I was in a Harley dealership and a salesman was trying to sell a new rider a Electra glide cvo. The guy stated he wanted to ride around town with his friends and occasionally go on a group day ride. I stepped in and explaind that the electra glide was for highway riding and was a bit heavy and pointed towards the mid size dynas and softails were more for his type of riding. He needed to match the bike with how he was planning on riding. I also told him the biggest he would want is something like a street glide. He asked me if I worked there and I stated no I am just an enthusiast here for some parts.
That dealership went out of business since then.
So... Did that kickstand spring happen to you? That was a hell of a story.
Brah, I just found out what wrong with my Yam R1!!! Thanks Jimmy.
Some of these characters are there in some dealerships for sure. But in my case I did research on the bible of motorcycle's "Cycle Trader" had a trailer ready to rent and leave to another state. In the last moment I swung by my local Honda dealer and asked if they'd match the price. Well being smart they knew that they'd rather have a customer and build a rapport with them because a smart sales person knows......there's always going to be another bike. So I got great treatment and great service and later I found they fired that sales person so I'm like.........hmm maybe the dealer is just about money only and screw the customer.......sooooooo I may not be going back there after all lol. But the dealerships that PISS ME OFF are the ones that say Kawaski/SUZUKI and you think LETS GO LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE! Only to find out there's not one God damn motorcycles in there. It's just 4 wheeler's and Water Crafts and you say ummm where's the bikes and they just laugh. Your like GOD Damn it don't waist my time!
In 59 years old. When did this ball shaving thing start? I see 10 ads per day for this.
lol okay boomer. its good hygiene
Naked Zebra didn’t have to disrespect him...
It's one of those things you don't think about if you're married, because you're not getting laid when you're married.
@@nakedzebra67 you shave your pits too?
Boomer here, in the 80s and 90s. I remember going through reenlistment, room full of naked recruits standing in line and the Doctor asking (Jamaican accent) a couple dudes down
from me "Why do you shave your pubes?" 😂😂😂😂
I was oldest guy in the room, so glad that question was answered before he got to me. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
If you're single, you gotta trim the shrubbery.
I went to a used bike shop last week. I'm a weekend warrior, having ridden for years, but not too much. I got the a sales rep who was a blend of a few of these guys: riding since the invention of air, does the "I just work here", and knows everything ever done to every bike ever. He asked me the right questions, what I'm looking for, power, style, etc. He pointed to the areas of the store explaining what each has. I told him I'm not compensating for any short comings nor am I trying to get even with the ex. He laughed, pointed to an area and said your bike is there. An hour later I bought a Suzuki GZMarauder. Next year after I save a few bucks, I'll trade up to a 500 or 600.
I’ve run into most of these folks. I like them for the most part.
Are 3,4 and 5 all TJ’s? I’ve ran into all of those there and #5 was my buddy lol.
#1 was at AF1 Racing and that dude damn near sold my fiancé a Vespa.
My wife and I were looking at a used bike for her at a local dealership. The shop owner comes up to me and I ask him about the price as it was high of course. He says, “that’s because of all of the aftermarket parts, “I just laughed and walked away.
Heyy, do make a review on the benelli 302s & let us know whether or not it's a good beginner bike. Thanks
my dealership is very small -- there are two dudes: one has jam jar glasses and is that bike engineer that knows about the spring, the wire harness, tyres, shocks and everything, and he always gives excellent advice that has saved me money and untold headaches. He looks like he's 73 and he probably is, and is almost certainly employee number 1. The other guy is everyone else in your video except the divorced guy. But he's also been very kind and helpful, and made me (with a healthy dose of hindsight) a very good deal on my first bike. And yes -- they also sell honda lawnmowers...
oh my god this is spot on!! I ran into the divorce guy when i took my bike to the service center last week!!!. and your description fits him like a glove
Jimmy comes out like a brain surgeon 🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing all weekend dude 🤣🤣🤣
Cool stuff
when i bought my bike the person that sold it to me was the owner and he even helped me pick the right bike (its my first). funny thing is he told me he would did not want to sell me a bike over my knowledge so no 1000cc.
I had that exact Jimmy moment, but I wasn't at a dealership the bike was running so hot that the safety wire cooked and melted, but now is good
Thanks for not bashing us motorcycle techs Yamster! Also I work beside a mechanic named Jimmie hahahaha
I always learn a lot from your videos, but I'm NEVER going to shave the twins!
The last time I came this early, I still had hairy balls. Good Stuff Yamster, this is my year to shed a couple of wheels and ditch my cage.
My jimmy at my dealership is actually named jimmy. Super old dude that will tell you about every one of his 73 bikes he’s owned with his binder of pictures. The man saved me a lot of money by just telling me what’s wrong instead of making me take it to a tech and even letting me borrow his tools
Jimmy is a good guy, we all love Jimmy....❤️
Oh God, the time before last at the dealership, almost got drawn into the dark orbit of the divorced guy. "Finally going to scratch that itch, the ex hated the idea of a bike, but I'm done with that. So what do you ride...?" I was tempted to say a Vespa and run away.
I met the owner of a shop near-by recently. He was the friendliest, most informative and least pushy salemen I've ever met. Only time its ever happened lol.
The CycleTrader app was helpful. It gives you time to think and do some research, before going in to make a purchase. Thank you technology
I like our salesman, they are too busy to deal with you because of the volume they sell. So you find them, tell them what you want, and they process it. Nice and simple.
I came for motorbike advice, but that ball shaving section actually caught my attention :D
Sadly im the only jimmy in my area D: everybody else fits everyone else in the bike world pretty well hahaha, you forgot the friend of the salesman who's always in the store hyping up the store/salesman or just making noise
Divorced guy is everyone I’ve ever seen at my local dealership
Thank you, Jimmy!!!!
I'm surprised when you said it was like a Zen garden you didn't show the book 'zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance' haha
I thought about that too! Would definitely recommend anyone into motorcycles & wrenching &/or philosophy reading it
Following you from Reunion Island ! 🇷🇪
I’m #5 without an endorsement! In Connecticut you only need an endorsement to ride highway, if you’re registered and insured you’re good to go. I just ride street, or back roads. Been stopped and I’m good! But I’ve literally run into every single person you mentioned when I bought my sporty!
That devils advocate on the phone reminded me of Lester Crest from GTA V! Nice
Our Tec guy Mat, here in Hamilton New Zealand is your Jimmy! That dude is a legend. He’s a Ducati whisperer....
Just bought my first bike from the best dealership ever. I can't pick it up for a few weeks due to Corona curfew, that sucks tho
Mt. Lemmon looks nice yammie. Are you from Tucson?
I watched a few of your videos and I am generally a noob. I've ridden 4-WHEELERS all my life but only a 150cc scooter until someone stole it and left it in the Rillito wash. Now I am looking for an actual motorcycle and have decided to look for a used KTM 390 Duke. It looks like I may have to go out of town or even get one shipped. Any suggestions on how to get a bike shipped that won't break the bank would be appreciated.
I really liked this video specially coming from a dealership. It’s was fucking great😂