7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought
Sand IS bone shit... In the Maldives they tested the sand and found that over 90% of it is the ground up remains of coral excreted by the parrot fish. So SAND IS CORAL BONE SHIT .
As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-
@jedinxf7 if I have to say my top five are Charcuterie Bodies Ocean Rollercoasters Birds They're not in order because which one's the best in my opinion really depends on my mood. I also really like Craigslist and Sitcoms but they're both very short so I can't put them in the top 5
UM, ACTUALLY, it has been disproven that sharks can smell blood from a mile away, or even from the other end of a swimming pool. UM, ACTUALLY TOO, CORRECTIVE BOOGALOO, Zach is half right about the sand. It's not made of bones, but a non-insignifcant amount of sand can be attributed to the parrot fish nomming on coral rocks and pooping out beach. Poop is sand. Sand is poop. Parrot Fish poops beach.
Also, when whales _do_ incidentally eat bones, they turn it into ambergris, which was an element of perfumes and got the fishing industry buff for quite some time.
“Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.
I think she said that because usually predators have eyes in the front of their head (e.g. humans, tigers), and preys have eyes on the side (e.g. rabbits, mice). I wonder why it's not the case for dolphins, we need a hank green cameo to figure that out.
@@alexpanda7599 I wonder if that rule just doesn't hold in the ocean, what with it having totally different axes of movement? I can't think of any fish with obviously forward-facing eyes, not even sharks.
This presentation is the most relatable. Swing Revival Revival is the one most likely to improve society. WNBA > NBA is the one I am most likely to use as evidence to win an argument. Honorary Degree is the one I want a follow-up on the most. And Wrestling is Drag is the most correct.
Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.
@@Robcobes oh shoot... now I really wanna sign up for Drop Out, love me some PFT. I feel like Drop Out is the new EarWolf, seeing as how the wolf is in fact dead.
I'm hopeful that pft is there to record a special off book episode about the beautiful and terrible mystery of the ocean (of which there have already been many)
OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!! P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂 P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭
2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.
It's almost like they've gained the vast majority of their subscribers by releasing free shorts, and that has proven to be the cheapest, most effective form of advertising available to such a small company.
@brewdaly1873 A. It was meant to be tongue and cheek. B. Sams networth is like 26 million, and dropouts valuation seems to be in the double digit millions. So I wouldn't call it a small business, but it certainly isn't a multimedia mogul. C. Thank you for defending the "underdogs" catering to the youtube algorithm. Plenty of successful channels have done fine with long format, which is what this show is supposed to be. They aren't heros for helping drive the collective attention span down of the species. Good thing I love dropout and it's content, even if annoying pendants like you like to stumble out of your cave to reenact "ummm actually" but not in a cute or funny way like Trapp does, but like the neckbeards they lampoon. Have a great day!
@@jdm5570 My comment was also meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm sorry that you missed that, and felt the need to type up an entire dissertation that doesn't even disprove anything I said, and then accuse me of being the neckbeard. Sam has directly stated that most of their paid subscribers come from people seeing these shorts or tiktoks. No matter what you may feel, this has proven to be the most effective way to advertise their platform thus far, and it's basically free. I never said they were heros, but they certainly aren't "driving down the attention span of the species." Get off your high horse, you'll have more fun. Peace out.
The only thing is that I don't think you'd have to enthrall dolphins to get them to do unspeakable evil. You'd just make a basic elevator pitch and they'd probably just roll with it.
Vital... to the ecosystem of the OCEAN! The ocean which wants to kill you! The sharks themselves might not be killers, but they're cronies of Big Water!
A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.
This had perhaps the most unexpected laughs of any Smartypants presentation so far. Zach is amazing on Off Book, glad he got this chance to shine on his own!
Dolphins are in fact, predators. The reason their eyes are on the side of their head is because ocean predators use other senses to hunt. Dolphins use their melon to echolocate or even stun their prey. Sharks use their sense of smell and their lateral lines -- which detect electric signals generated by movement of muscles.
I love the fact that yes something is eating the bones! They're small "worms" that sink their roots in and feed on the marrow. Also there is a point to be made about bones potentially being sand. There are parts of bones that cant be used after a while and are just thin more porous versions of their former self meaning its easy for them to break down. Whether its the oceans heavy currents smashing them into rocks or creatures messing with them the bones will eventually be broken down. Bones are sand. Sand is bones.
Still one of my favourite presentations😭😂😂😂 the whole time I watched, the questions were what got me because it was the one where I was like these are the most irrelevant things ever😭 and I also relate to everything... Why the Ocean?
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the "you drove me here, we carpooled" section was 10/10.
“Oh you live together?”
Katie is a blade
Bones are sand. Sand is bones. WHALES EAT THE BONES INTO SAND!!
7:56
@@franzgretel This has lived in my brain since it aired.
No, but seriously. Bones are sand. Sand is bones. But the whales thankfully don’t eat the bones into sand.
The bones are their money!
@@felixeisenmenger1914 So are the worms!
7:32 there is actually an animal called zombie worms that eat the bones of whales that fall to the bottom of the ocean by burrowing into them. so worse than what zach thought
holy shit, that's way worse
Their poop is sand
Oh you just mean boneworms! Polite little fellows
@@gar-feels4438 they actually fully digest the bones but parrotfish eat coral and really poop sand
Sand IS bone shit... In the Maldives they tested the sand and found that over 90% of it is the ground up remains of coral excreted by the parrot fish. So SAND IS CORAL BONE SHIT .
I can’t believe this only got 10 views after an entire period of time.
Don’t worry. In another period of time it’ll be one million!
The Q&A portion devolving into "how did I get here?" was brilliant
Sand is bones
Bones is sand
The whales eat the bones into sand
words to live by
This sentence structure has powerful I Think You Should Leave energy.
This video made me laugh 100 million times per period of time.
I challenge anyone to disprove this
this is true I just looked this up.
I agree. I have no idea how many times I went to go look for this one thing and watched it repeatedly since it originally came out as a full episode.
Xy chroms male man he
@@AR15andGOD wow good comment, you deserve a prize -_-
Katie is ride or die for literally any cause
As someone who lived by the ocean and is obsessed with the ocean: Everything about this was absolutely 100% correct, except for one thing: It's not the whales that eat the bones into sand. It's worse than whales, it's worms. Bone-worms in the ocean eat all the bones (including whale bones) and the worms eat the bones into sand. So it's WORSE-
Out of all of the presentations this one is probably in my top 5 sometimes I'd rewatch the episode just for this one.
probably? there is only one better and it's spworm lol
@jedinxf7 if I have to say my top five are
Charcuterie
Bodies
Ocean
Rollercoasters
Birds
They're not in order because which one's the best in my opinion really depends on my mood.
I also really like Craigslist and Sitcoms but they're both very short so I can't put them in the top 5
completely unrelated but siffrin spotted
@@fugyfruit My top five (in no particular order) would be charcuterie, ocean, emails, roller coasters, and honorary degrees
Patrick drawing the line at sand being bone shit killed me
Why did he make merch and not make a single “sand is bones” tshirt? I would’ve worn that
probably because only some sand is bones
0:52 this is incorrect. The Roman emperor Caligula declared war on the ocean and after a brief skirmish declared victory.
I hereby daclare my victory in my war against your comment. It is therefore defeated and moot
@yggdra1477 take this like and comments as the spoils of your war
Also, the Dutch. Not only have they managed to successfully defend against the ocean, they've actually *claimed territory* from it.
This was probably my favorite presentation the whole season
No love for the spworm?
It’s reasonably more compelling than it should be.
My favorite was bringing back swing
I just want to appreciate the unfathomable joke because fathoms are the measure of depth in water, it was funny, that's all
Thank you!! I had no idea!!
I loved that bit "no pun intended", "no pun taken", "pun given anyway"
😂
pun taken
So when the ship is in water too deep to measure by lowering an olden-timey fathom rope down until it hits the ground, the ocean becomes unfathomable!
pun accepted, embraced, and taken into my care
UM, ACTUALLY, it has been disproven that sharks can smell blood from a mile away, or even from the other end of a swimming pool.
UM, ACTUALLY TOO, CORRECTIVE BOOGALOO, Zach is half right about the sand. It's not made of bones, but a non-insignifcant amount of sand can be attributed to the parrot fish nomming on coral rocks and pooping out beach. Poop is sand. Sand is poop. Parrot Fish poops beach.
So what you're saying is that the coral rocks are bone, the parrot fish eats the coral rock and sand is BONE POOP.
fun fact, humans are more sensitive to the smell of rain than sharks are to the smell of blood
Also, when whales _do_ incidentally eat bones, they turn it into ambergris, which was an element of perfumes and got the fishing industry buff for quite some time.
@@alecLoganAmbergris, baby boy!
Coral bones! Bones are sand, sand are bones, the parrot fish eat the bones into sand!
Do we know if we are getting a season 2 of this? I absolutely love the concept!
They actually just finished shooting it like 2 days ago. It's gonna take a good few months before its released, but its on its way! (hopefully)
Was already a fan. Clips of this particular crazy rant was what convinced me to pay for the subscription
SAND IS BONES BONES ARE SAND
thank you dropout for making zach reino's genius accessible to all
“Dolphins are prey animals”, I’m so sorry Erica, but have you SEEN what dolphins do to other underwater life? They’re absolutely underwater predators. Call them Swim Diddy.
yeah, predators in more ways than one too. dolphins are sick in the head
Sea Diddy
@@noobbrosif sea Diddy is objectively better
I think she said that because usually predators have eyes in the front of their head (e.g. humans, tigers), and preys have eyes on the side (e.g. rabbits, mice). I wonder why it's not the case for dolphins, we need a hank green cameo to figure that out.
@@alexpanda7599 I wonder if that rule just doesn't hold in the ocean, what with it having totally different axes of movement? I can't think of any fish with obviously forward-facing eyes, not even sharks.
Not just the moon, also the Dutch!
Yeah! They partially stopped its expanse!
arguably the same thing
@@enayaganguly4687as a Dutch I totally agree with this statement
This presentation is the most relatable. Swing Revival Revival is the one most likely to improve society. WNBA > NBA is the one I am most likely to use as evidence to win an argument. Honorary Degree is the one I want a follow-up on the most. And Wrestling is Drag is the most correct.
Is PFT a permanent member of this show, or is he just Zach's ride home? I'm getting some strong Zach's ride home vibes, as has already put on his sunglasses.
Paul also has done a presentation. And he's been on Make Some Noise once or twice.
@@Robcobes oh shoot... now I really wanna sign up for Drop Out, love me some PFT. I feel like Drop Out is the new EarWolf, seeing as how the wolf is in fact dead.
@mickleman fr, it's been so fun seeing him and Zach and Jess on dropout shows. Brings back happy memories of binging Spontaneanation
I'm hopeful that pft is there to record a special off book episode about the beautiful and terrible mystery of the ocean (of which there have already been many)
Zach did the funniest presentation so far on Smartypants
It’s a tie between this one and Demi’s cookout presentation for me /lh
Ross's presentation on Swing was fantastic
The new and improved anatomy one is tied for first to me! the spworm will never not fail to make me laugh 😂
OH I AM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THIS! I have watched all the clips I can, ordered the pin, and made a “SAND IS BONE BONES ARE SAND” key chain!! So now I can finally watch the whole presentation all together!!!
P.s I actually love the ocean I just think Zach is hilarious!!! 🤩🥰😂
P.p.s I hope to get a dropout subscription soon! I just don’t right now 😭
You can listen to the Off Book podcast for more of Zach, if you didn't already know.
SAND 👏 IS 👏 BONES 👏
BONES 👏 IS 👏 SAND 👏
THE WHALES 👏 EAT 👏 THE BONES 👏 INTO 👏 SAND 👏
He is pyschic! 2 fiber optic cables were cut in the Baltic Sea and a bunch was cut before the Paris Olympics.
Zach bringing up the Kanto Region getting as big a pop out of me as it did the first time I watched this.
Have you heard Zach’s pokemon trainer character on comedy bang bang? It’s so good!
1:17 I remember seeing on Tumblr how sad it is that Zach Reino and Raphael Chestang are on opposite ends of a war (pro moon vs anti-moon)
I believe the Netherlands would like a word about that fact at 1:15.
Erica’s face after the flag comment is hilarious
"SAND IS NOT BONE S**T!!!" 07:56 Kills me every time 😂
This is so real though
He might be cooking
Fine, I will watch this again
2:00 Zach's fish speech reminds me of Liam's "I do not like fish, I do not even respect fish" rant from episode 19 of the podcast Well There's Your Problem.
“Alligators I respect. Fish? Absolutely not.”
@ellathompson6052 look, gators are nature's perfect killing machine.
Per period of time is my new favourite metric
Sounds like something Trump would say
Omg that was the absolute best. I can't wait to see this chopped into 30 second shorts on repeat for the next 6 months
I can’t pay attention to a video longer than 10 seconds, I need subway surfers playing under the video so I stay interested
The shorts are already out.
It's almost like they've gained the vast majority of their subscribers by releasing free shorts, and that has proven to be the cheapest, most effective form of advertising available to such a small company.
@brewdaly1873
A. It was meant to be tongue and cheek.
B. Sams networth is like 26 million, and dropouts valuation seems to be in the double digit millions. So I wouldn't call it a small business, but it certainly isn't a multimedia mogul.
C. Thank you for defending the "underdogs" catering to the youtube algorithm. Plenty of successful channels have done fine with long format, which is what this show is supposed to be. They aren't heros for helping drive the collective attention span down of the species.
Good thing I love dropout and it's content, even if annoying pendants like you like to stumble out of your cave to reenact "ummm actually" but not in a cute or funny way like Trapp does, but like the neckbeards they lampoon.
Have a great day!
@@jdm5570
My comment was also meant to be tongue in cheek. I'm sorry that you missed that, and felt the need to type up an entire dissertation that doesn't even disprove anything I said, and then accuse me of being the neckbeard.
Sam has directly stated that most of their paid subscribers come from people seeing these shorts or tiktoks. No matter what you may feel, this has proven to be the most effective way to advertise their platform thus far, and it's basically free. I never said they were heros, but they certainly aren't "driving down the attention span of the species." Get off your high horse, you'll have more fun. Peace out.
Can't believe he didn't mention sharks are older than trees.
the term 'the enthralled' is an extremely compelling horror premise, its telling you gave it to dolphins who are in fact the greatest horrors we have
The only thing is that I don't think you'd have to enthrall dolphins to get them to do unspeakable evil. You'd just make a basic elevator pitch and they'd probably just roll with it.
8:22 this is my favorite bit ever. soo funny.
As a shark enthusiast the shark part made me cry 😭 Sharks are so vital and misunderstood creatures
Uh huh. Nice try Shark Enthusiast. (An enthusiast that is a shark)
Vital... to the ecosystem of the OCEAN! The ocean which wants to kill you!
The sharks themselves might not be killers, but they're cronies of Big Water!
IDK why. But this is my favorite presentation.
Patrick shaking his head at the TRUTH sand is bones bones is sand! He must be shilling for Big Ocean.
7:25 *Please* bring up Bone Worms!
Ah, just sand. Yeah, sand is ground-up bone dust, at least in part. Now get to the horrifying Bone Worms!
This was one of my favorite presentations from the season! So glad to see it here in full glory!
As a Rescue Diver(30 years..., I've seen some shit), I fully support this message! the ocean be scurry, son!
i love how fully focused and invested erika looks in all of these
A very insightful presentation. We truly have no idea what Poseidon is plotting and we should be worried it. Is he working with the aliens? Is he the aliens?! More research is required.
A very talented public speaker. Should hire him for company meetings!
6:16 "those are sunglasses for predators, not prey animals" I'll have you know dolphins are in fact predators, in multiple senses of the word
Oh
Oh no
3:37 I die laughing every time it cuts to him just leaning over and pointing at the turtle
This had perhaps the most unexpected laughs of any Smartypants presentation so far. Zach is amazing on Off Book, glad he got this chance to shine on his own!
10:21 “we as humans love to put on wax wings and fly into the sun or whatever” 😂
Oh man I really need to watch this series huh
“ALL HAIL ZACH REINO” we scream in unison
ALL HAIL ZACH REINO
Where does this Air completely... like the entire ep!!! Cause again this GOES HARD!!!!
Dropouts streaming service. Its fantastic🎉
With a dropout subscription on youtube or their app! It's a whole season with 3 presentations per episode
@babeybang thank you kindly!!!
I so badly want a “no thank you the ocean” mug
Dropout really blessed y'all making this free.
The "bones into sand" has replaced "my gramma is a survivor" as my obligatory quote under any video featuring Zach Reino.
Omg was that Zach??? I did not put that together!
@saskiascott8181 YES! He is the terrific DJ on Crazy Ex Girlfriend! That part of the song gets me every time
@juliadandy6019 I know so good! I have to go back and listen to that song now
"I eat the bones into sand" is going to live rent free in my head for so long
Best one yet. No surprise Reino and the ocean don't mix.
the pressure at the bottom of the ocean is actually so great that it causes bones to dissolve and turn into limestone.
I’m going to take this personally
lyle wrath had been saying this for years
this is, without a doubt, one of the funniest 10 minutes that DropOut has every produced.
I hope they do another season, this show is great and this presentation specifically is my absolute favorite
MY FEAR OF THE OCEAN IS VALIDATED!!!!!
Birthdays, The Ocean, and Bodies are my favorites and I rewatch them so much 😂
my favorite thing is katie just confirming all of it
I kinda wish he predicted the sad dolphin thing, and then the next slide shows a teary eyed dolphin.
I wish we got Zach’s ending questions so we could see Zach’s counter to the question of whether Octopi were UFOs
So Mucj EFFORT! Omg. This presentation is so EYE OPENING! ❤
my all time favorite presentation. sand is bones and bones is sand.
thank you for posting this into your TH-cam so i could watch it for the 200th time
in my opinion, the absolute best presentation on Smartypants
Dolphins are in fact, predators. The reason their eyes are on the side of their head is because ocean predators use other senses to hunt. Dolphins use their melon to echolocate or even stun their prey. Sharks use their sense of smell and their lateral lines -- which detect electric signals generated by movement of muscles.
Knowing that PFT is the world's biggest Jaws fan makes this better.
We need more Zach, and more SmartyPants!!!
This was the best part of the entire series. Love it
zach reino is absolutely one of my favorite people
I want all that merch, immediately, please and thank you!
the funniest thing ive seen all week!
i live in a landlocked country and this justifies my ancestors' decision.
Zach deserves an Emmy for this masterpiece.
I love how nobody questioned what bikini bottom was, just every other possible question about the slide.
Zach might be the funniest member they have tbh
"We don't know what's in there! And we shouldn't find out"
one of my favorite presentations this season
I quote "No thank you The Ocean" regularly
Dear Ocean: no thank you!!!😢
Honestly not my favorite smartypants presentation, but I looooove the concept of the show. Best Dropout show after GameChanger in my opinion!
One of my favorites, so good😂😂
"Their very existence is a trap" resonates with me so deeply.
...am I a fake fish?
I love Zach Reino!! He is the best!! 🎉
I love the fact that yes something is eating the bones! They're small "worms" that sink their roots in and feed on the marrow. Also there is a point to be made about bones potentially being sand. There are parts of bones that cant be used after a while and are just thin more porous versions of their former self meaning its easy for them to break down. Whether its the oceans heavy currents smashing them into rocks or creatures messing with them the bones will eventually be broken down. Bones are sand. Sand is bones.
Still one of my favourite presentations😭😂😂😂 the whole time I watched, the questions were what got me because it was the one where I was like these are the most irrelevant things ever😭 and I also relate to everything... Why the Ocean?
I want to write/read a story where the worldbuilding is based on this presentation
His entire delivery was just so good 😂
To say this is a masterpiece is an understatement
Love the Smartypants so much.
Did they actually have merch for this? I realized many months later (now) that they would be fun