I MARINATED TOAST while DRUNK in Among Us
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 18 ม.ค. 2021
- I did the impossible... I marinated Toast while drunk in Among Us
My COFFEE ☕: bit.ly/38CIixG
Twitter ?: / jacksepticeye
Instagram ?: / jacksepticeye
Edited By: / @aliceandchill - เกม
Who knew the Irishman would play better when drunk!
I did
The one that knows everything
Who knew the game wanted you to win as an imposter so bad
Apparently 🤣
Yep 👍🏻
Toast deducing Jack was imposter because someone else clicked their mouse nearby when lights were sabotaged is the epitome of using the wrong formula but somehow getting the correct answer 😂
that is truly 1,000,000 IQ
Truly the God of Aming us
That’s me in math class
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@@jacksepticeye mhm
Someone breathes
Corpse: I'll drink to that
*Gorpse
cheers i'll drink to that bro
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
@Joshua Davey-Castro I'll drink to that bro
@Joshua Davey-Castro just report it for spam
Corpse when he's sober: *awesome god level 9000 iq plays*
Corpse when he's drunk: *out of nowhere* "you sound like soulja boy when he's haunting me"
“I stand here, a man accused of murder” 🤣.
@@vella8650 that part had me deeaadd
“Why can i hear myself?”
*a few moments after a body was reported*
"Oh my god, Brooke's dead"
Corpse: I'll drink to that.
rae venting in front of everyone and then just going “...wait” as her brain processes what she did is such a mood
one time i did a drinking game while playing Phas, and i got so drunk it took me at LEAST 5 minutes to figure out that the reason the spirit box wasn’t working was because i *hadn’t turned it on*
@@charliewegner oh my god, drunk phasmo sounds like such a good idea hahaha. gotta try that with some friends at some point
@@charliewegner I can imagine how that feels
“I MARINATED TOAST” I guess you buttered him up.
that was cheesy😂
@@austinsanchez6480 ur joke was cheesy 😂
@@aziziachmadp106 indeed😂
Maybe it was marjorine.
what😂
Sean becomes better at the game the more drunk he is. A true Irishman.
@Apples pretty tough when u have fuckers like Shane Dawson and Trisha paytas bout lmao
Yes
Yes he has I wonder how hard it was for him after the game
Or everyone became worse but it still stands !
Oh yeah and report Apple for spamming
brooke: "i did all my tasks."
jack: "wow!"
*murders her*
I hollered at this part 🤣🤣🤣
LOL I was looking for this comment!
“No bodies in here.” 😵🪦
brooke: "No dead bodies in here!"
jack: "..."
*murders her*
Legendary lol
When Peter was chasing Jack, Jack's scream seemed so genuine that *I actually believed Peter was the imposter for a second*
jack is convincing
I have endless appreciation for your pfp
@@JustAnotherLittleHuman couldnt figure out what yah meant, had to piece of together.
LOL, I wasn’t looking at the screen when that happened and I was like NO Peter would never kill Jack 😱
@@Love_NyX lol
drunk jack: IQ 900
drunk corpse: quiet and subdued
drunk rae: slammed and panicking
True
Hay wanna see jack in a music video
More like 9000
@anonymouse what
and then sykkuno being confident drunk
“When you’re in the vents... It sounds like you’re in the vents.” -Valkyrae 2021
@Apples ur just doing that on every comment for clout bruh
Sometimes philosophy.... Is no philosophy
@@werasiateweberhan5382 its a bot
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
@@werasiateweberhan5382 it's a bot
Hearing the voices of the dead is hilarious. Especially when you hear Rae, Jack kills Sykkuno, and then you just hear him go "oh hey Rae"
Time stamp?
@@sanialt9092 34:00
32:27 ... so only imposters hear their victims ...like a feature built upon a joke?
@@khajiithadwares2263Fnaf?
@@khajiithadwares2263 in the proximity mod, yeah, you can turn it on, like toast said
*"I.... I stand here... A man accused of murder.. My accuser, Jacksepticeye.." -Corpse*
😂😂😂😂
Brooke: No dead bodies in here.
Jack: *kills her* Now there is.
Same energy as Sykkuno saying "Help! There are two bodies in reactor!" kills in decontam "Whoops, I meant three." Walks away
Also corpse saying ludwig that there was a body then lud said no there wasnt and then corpse killed him n said-" now there is"
AHAHAHA I REMEMBER WATCHING THAT ON STREAM LMFAO
I went pog when this happened then laughed and wheezed
Everyone: sinks into stupidity as they get drunk
Sean: *What makes me drunk, only makes me stronger*
What an Irish legend downs a ton of alcohol and instead of numbing his brain he gets increases in his intellegenk stat.
Facts
That’s what happens when I drink too much cordial (?)
Wh-what is it that kinda makes kids drunk again?
I forget...
There is too many things that make us under 18’s drunk...
Its the Irish in him
Yup
48:22 The irony of Brook saying "No dead bodies here :D" and then Jack adding her as one is something I find hilarious
Drunk corpse going "woah" at jack when he tried to do an impression of him is hilarious and I don't know why
Jack normally: irish meme man
Jack drunk: a philosopher irish big brain man
You got a heart from jack, I wish I would have a heart in one of my comments
Congrats on the heart bro
Don't edit the comments because the heart with go away
@@leemavundla Thanks man, but i already knew this, that's why i didn't edit a thanks or anything, but thanks anyway
@@artilibre never edit your comment into saying thanks for likes or anything it just runes the joke
"Vote for who you think is the cutest"
Sykkuno: *Chuckles* I'm in danger
Are. You. Serious.
@@Flint_Inferno bot
@Apples no
@Applesno
@Apples shut
“Guys, I’m drinking Vodka. I can say C H U G” the video has barely started and I am already dead
*talking about Brooke being dead*
Corpse, about 10 seconds later: Oh my god, Brooke is dead.
I think alcohol causes corpse to lag
It’s hilarious seeing one of the best players in the game utterly fall apart due to booze.
New drinking game: every time corpse says "I'll drink to that" take a shot
I’m under 18, but *I’Ll DrInK tO tHaT*
Gotta have a shot of water :)
I’m gonna end up in the hospital from having too much water (:
@@abbeygiles7034 I ended up in the hospital for not drinking water. :)
I'm 18 so I'll take a shot every time corpse says I'll drink to that
@@abby3304I have to wait until I’m 21 to drink. Vets sad.
If you guys didn’t know, whenever Sykkuno says “Oh Jesus!” Everyone has to drink
They would die of alcohol poisoning.
Wow 😐👍
Take sips of beer then
@Soggy Brownie yeah! its on jacks twitch channel if you wanna watch the entire thing.
best part was that Lud told Sykkuno that so he said it extra much :D
Jacksepticeye after drinking a lot: IQ instantly goes to 200
Corpse after a few shots: realizes that someone is dead a minute after a dead body was reported
Its evolving
Just backwards
corpse on the wrong high
He was raised backwards
Irish an alcohol increases power
Anyone else will probably down grade them
perks of being an irishman
Jack: she either needs to stop drinking or she needs to drink more.
Corpse in the background: Yeah I'll drink to that. 🤣
When Jack killed Lud on the feedfish thing and Corpse absolutely *GASPED* I spat out my drink 😂
Corpse was thinking, “The villainy, the horror!”
Jack: sounds somewhat sober
Corpse: sounds like he’s high
DeAD.................................... XD .........................................
He probably is because of his pain meds.
He drank like 10 bottles of beer too
@Ecard Ecardian PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP NEWBIES!!!
"I suppose sobriety for Father Jack must be sort of like taking some mad hallucenogenic."
Jack: *gets drunk*
Jack's IQ: *upgrades people, upgrades*
LMAOOOO
It’s ascending
He's beginning to believe
‘Tis the way of the Irish.
When an Irish man gets drunk, it's only uphill from here, improvements only possible.
Cracks me up every time Peter comes up to Sean like “I did good right?” And Sean offs him without second thought
32:30 Did no one say anything about how horrifying jack being able to hear the ghosts was? "It was jacksepticeye!"
Rae: **vents in front of everyone** "Surprise Shawty!"
timestamp?
@@katietrevelyan5610 39:16
I couldn't hear who said that.
I hope you know he hates us he's the WORST TH-camr
@@jumbohorizon8359 heck u
I'm sorry but Rae venting in front of literally everyone was fucking hilarious
U genius bitch
Time stamp?
@@isabellep6267 39:17
Follow your heart and spread love
I would like this comment but it is at 666
Edit: this comment is no longer at 666
The fact that the highlight reel for this session is an hour long shows just how great the group's chemistry is.
I love how hyped they are for each other when they win, even if they lost, wholesome friendship! This group is one of my favorites, they balance joking around and actually playing very well!
Sykkuno killing Peter for not asking consent to kiss Jack is literally the manliest thing ever😭💀
I know 😭😭
Time?
@@Velerra 50:58
*simpiest! 😂😂
Your name and pfp disgust me
Jack: "I haven't killed anyone yet"
Peter: *Sad noises*
@GoldFlam Carrot hush >:(
@GoldFlam Carrot shhhhhhhhhh
Guys I’m 5th to a comment
"now Ludwig passed away" so wholesome and somber, poor drunk Corpse!
It’s two years later and the last two videos are STILL iconic. I love coming here when I just need to laugh and feel good. 😂
Indeed.
Sykkuno: *votes for himself*
"Omy gosh someone voted for..wait a minute why isn't it anonymous voting?"
@Apples the video about ants eating glass?
Oh yay, another Bot. At least the username isn’t outrageous. Good job on name and profile pic, Apple Bot.
@@krisb.1565 he is not a bot.... at least don’t think so he is prolly a forgotten TH-camr
@@jensenmckey840 no they're a bot. They've commented on everything I've seen in this video
Yeah we all watched that part
"You watch him, and you better not kill him, Jack."
"Okay *Kills him*"
How the fak does a comment with over 1k likes have no replies.
my personal fav was "hey peter, hows it going?" "oh ya kno-"
@@Andolina12 replies you mean?
@@bimmybeutron3729 yes replies.
Timestamp?
Regardless of whether he won or not, I think we're all proud of Jack for that second game
Jack: **calls button**
Also Jack during meeting: **gets voted out for someone else's mouse clicks**
Later...
Ludwig: I can't do 3 shots Jack, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Probably Jack: I want the whole goddamn bottle
“Marinated Toast”
Sounds like a pretty tasty snack
Hecking dumb bots
Thank you jacksepticeye for the helpful comment on codewurld's face reveal video😭
I agree
Could be if you want it to be
Yea then U can grill it up all nice on skriddle... I hope u know where that’s from lol
Jack: I lied to you, Toast
Jack not even ten seconds later: I’ve never lied to you once in my life
He's going the way of the republican.
Edit: Yeah I knew that it was a bad idea to make that joke. I'm sorry.
@@Litl_Skitl quit acting like every politician doesn't lie to gain power. All you have to do is google anything that anyone of them says. Name one politician who hasn't flipped on an issue when it is politically convenient. There are no saints in politics.
Idk if anyone will see this, but can we please not do a political war in this replies section-
@@forgemakesstuff2734 exactly
@@forgemakesstuff2734 that's the point of my comment, to try and stop the political bs on an entertainment channel.
Jack normal: an awesome Irish lad
Jack drunk: a very smart Irish lad
Corpse : "Why can I hear myself?"
Corpse's confusion Judo has increased.
You have 1 perk point available.
Everyone: plays Drunk Among Us
The gods: let’s give the Irish Man imposter as many times as possible
Yes greek roman or Norse or Egyptian or celtic
did he get them in a row? or was it edited like that?
@@kattt.mp4 some of them were in a row
@@Cubsfan_75 even mayan
@@kattt.mp4 i was there for the stream and a surprising amount of them were in a row
why is no one talking about how giggly rae is when she’s drunk it’s the funniest thing i couldn’t stop laughing at her laughing 😹😹
Agreed 😂😂😂
Oook that’s pretty dang creepy
Furry emoji furry emoji
Ray is so annoying when drunk ong
I suffer from this while drunk as well
I love how toast plays a character of a evil mega mind when he says “ jack I’ve learned your ways”
The interaction between Jack and Peter at 49:00 is my favorite of all time
Brooke: "No dead bodies in here"
Also Brooke: Dies
That was so funny
Ah so you've stolen my comment.
Nice.
Wanted to like but can’t mess up the 669...
@@capturesintime639 I scrolled down and looked to see if someone had done it. Sorry for not looking through hundreds of comments before posting one myself. Not everyone can be as good as you
Little did she know, SHE was the dead body.
That and the "I could have killed you" right before the death. Some great moments from that game.
I was actually SO sad that Jack didn't win that round where 5up did his task. 😭 I know the disappointment was REAL
same i felt so bad for him :'(
@@smiletoda4448 25:49
honestly thoo 5up was lowkey an ass for that
@@user-rx8zy3zs6q well when you bet two shots and you can’t go over three the best you can do is go
@@veedragonjedi nah. i really dont care i would have taken the shots, Jack was so excited for that win.
Corpse literally just sounds like he had just woken up every single time he speaks.
44:47 Corpse's gasp gets me every time
Sykkuno freaking out about asking permission while Jack was peeing proves he is a true bro
Consentkuno is my fav Kuno
I mean...he also killed him right after so idk
That's what makes Consentkuno best Kuno.
Violate consent and get the chop.
True bros teabag
Hearing Ludwig's suspicions so soon after the clusterfuck that happened on the other side of the map is just such a hilarious comparison
46:30
apperently, drunk jacks turns irish
He is irish…
Just look at the effortlessness of Jack slamming that drink. What an Irish Chad.
I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks
Second
Yes I’m the first to reply bye. The way our the best love your vids :)
I agree he really expresses his native home land something I can barely do I lived in Australia for so long but now I don’t have an accent I lost it I loved my accent :(
😂👏👏
Peter: “I’m just a pervert its different”
Pog
I think this was the best one ever. The part that made me laugh the hardest was at about @39:10, when Rae pops out of the grate right in front of four other people, The burst of laughter ensuing the moment, the fact that she's an impostor is completely ignored as the group trying to find her (Jack included) all move together to a corner for a conversation instead of the other players running off in panic to report the impostor. And the quadruple murder that results from this moment was even funnier. Only Sykkono manages to get his wits together and run for it, but his mistake was fixing the lights instead of running to call an emergency meeting! Priceless! I was laughing so hard at the insanity my back ached!
Well you can't call a meeting if there's a sabotage
cant emergency meeting while lights are off, that was the funniest mmoment for sure though
Jack: Hey Peter
Peter: Hey Jack
Jack: What’s going on?
Peter: Oh, you kno-*dies*
“People are gonna get his breath tattooed on him now”
Oh boy was he right
Tattooed on them*
Wait what did people do?
@@midnightrally357 someone tattooed a kind of barcode on their arm that when you scan it, it plays corpse's breath
@@tamiegondwe5504 woah jesus christ
Totally unrelated, but this is the first time I've seen someone with Jack's channel logo next to their name :0
Everyone: Drinks and get worse in the game
Jack: *every sip just makes me stronger*
well of course, he's irish u kno
There is alcohol running through his veins
@Xudo speak for yourself, I (and apparently Corpse) are lightweights.
27:00 "You Can't leave decisions to the drunk girl" Got me good
i love how they made jack feel better after not winning its so cute
TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME SYKUNNO SAYS "OH JESUS"
That's what they were doing
oh bingus
They could do that, although might lead to alcohol poisoning for quite a few of them.
@@corezieth true-
There is enough peoples that got drunk cause of this video
okay but we're sleeping on Sykkuno refusing to kiss Jack while he's afk because he can't consent because that was WHOLESOME
We love a consent king!
What’s the time stamp?
@@swanky_swallow 50:56
@@melodysmash thank you :)
Not only that, he punished peter for stealing kisses
no one:
corpse: "i'll drink to that."
20:26
Sean: I'm dead.
Also Sean: Takes a drink 🍷🍻
Drunk CORPSE: Why can I hear myself?(´･_･)
Sean and Sykkuno that are sober than him: You're supposed to?👀
I died 💀
time stamp?
@@eveatra7892 28:48 (had to watch a bit of the video to find it)😂
😂
I’m kind of sad that no one laughed at Jacks joke to Toast. ( @ 4:15 ) “Wait, you’re eating peanut butter on toast, are you a cannibal?” Well, I got it Jack, I laughed!!
Peanut butter disguised toast
@@sike1035 that's pretty good
It took me longer than I would like to admit to get that
👍
Dry peanut butter
20:37 "you sound like Soulja boy if he was haunting me" 😭😂
I finally lost it when they made Brooke decide things with a 50/50 for the third time in a row, with Jack as the imposter for the 4th straight time. LOL
“I *marinated toast”*
there is something beautifully weird about this sentence.
I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks
@@Mrarmybarmy youve said this so many times how is it NOT asking for subs
it so is 😁
@@Mrarmybarmy The thing is... It's not true. Your video is doing fine.
Jesus is the only way to heaven
Time is running short. Believe and confess to Jesus and stop putting him aside before it is too late. Jesus is the only way to heaven. Not by works or by going to Church every Sunday (not saying stop attending)
John 14:6 “Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”
Romans 10:9-10 “If you declare with your mouth, “Jesus is Lord,” and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For it is with your heart that you believe and are justified, and it is with your mouth that you profess your faith and are saved.”
Spread the word God bless :)
Depression: exists
Jacksepticeye: *WE DON'T DO THAT HERE*
@I Am KevinBB Speaking of depression
@@theofficialpurpleguy1404 oof
@@theofficialpurpleguy1404 oof
@I Am KevinBB mans has “I hate self promoters” as his about page
Thank you jacksepticeye for the helpful comment on codewurld's face reveal video😭
Missed opportunity: You should have told Corpse to say “I’m Batman.” Just hearing it in my head is enough to satisfy me but I still want him to say it.
47:25 jacks laugh faded out and i just thought it was funny
jacks iq when drunk goes high
Jumbo didn't get top comment this is strange. Hi again jumbo 👋
*prepares self for bots spamming replies*
My god now there are two dead channels commenting on every jacksepticeye video
I really hate doing this ... I’m not asking for subs
I spent *6 hours* editing my most recent video and it’s currently flopping :(
It would mean the world of you could check it out , maybe even drop a comment ?
I would appreciate it so much if you do , thanks
😂
Sykkuno: *Innocent looking*
Also sykkuno: “omg who voted for m-“ *”wait a minute... WHY ISN’T ANONYMOUS VOTING ON?”*
Wanting to stir the pot... I love it
Sykkuno is such a fucking troll, but like, in the actual best way possible. i don't necessarily like troll behavior usually because oftentimes it's done at the expense of others. but Sykkuno is god tier level comedy at trolling, and he does it in such a perfect way where it isn't self-deprecating putting himself down (which would be sad because he's awesome and shouldn't put himself down whenever possible) but simultaneously also makes it so everyone else around him has fun. it's impressive and i never get tired of it. he's so great lmao i love that dude. if everyone trolled like Sykkuno does, the world would be a better place - at least online. i hope he starts a trend lol if you're gonna troll, Sykkuno troll so everyone gets a laugh, you included
i love your user name and pfp.
@@lolwhyamihere2263 awww thank you ☺️
@@sunstripe85 jesus man great essay
@@sunstripe85 cba to even read that
23:36 toasts telling jack to do the last task if they were wrong is too funny🤣🤣🤣
44:40
the gasp corpse let out has me SOBBINGGG
“Hey peter, what’s going on?”
“Oh-“ *freaking dies*
This fuckin killed me I hate him !!😭😭💀💀🤣
some ideas for a better planet
Matthew 5: 27-28
“You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Luke 17:1
And he said to his disciples, “Temptations to sin are sure to come, but woe to the one through whom they come!
better stop producing / uploading / watching "music videos".. (or similar videos, pics, profile pictures, thumbnails, title names, headlines, usernames + harmful comments, bad words, lies, disrespect, harmful lyrics etc! on social media + everywhere else too.
"Temptations to sin" / seduction etc. must stop)
start deleting? censoring etc.?
destroy your smartphones, cams, data storage devices etc? would be better.
remove temptations / seduction + other evil things from TV, magazines, radio stations, broadcasting etc? would be better.
many young people are watching those videos (or reading / typing harmful comments, or doing other bad things!) etc. all over the world. and its NOT ok!
parents? (or people in authority): intervene?! seriously
wait.. there is more:
harmful drawings / comics / animations etc, clothing / styles / hairstyles / behaviour, facial expressions, gestures, dancemoves, acting, exercises, sports etc.
harmful things in video games, news, reports, interviews, vlogs, tutorials, movies, series, trailers, entertainment shows, (+ backgrounds + surroundings), books, art, artworks, calendars, posters, business flyers, catalogues, leaflets, packagings, stickers etc. (words, speeches (+ voice types, vocal color etc), music, sounds, visuals, references! etc.)
harmful things in stores and online shops, advertisements + advertising, commercials...
+ better stop online dating and other harmful things!
maybe..
support ocean or river! clean up organizations? (i think it is of high importance) (in india, pakistan, africa etc)
+ support animal welfare (animal shelters (money for food or new fluffy dog beds? blankets?, small fluffy carpets? (+ washing machines?), pet vitamin supplements, + pet supplies (dog toothbrushes?), pet toys, dog hairbrush? (parasites!) bath towels?, medical checks, dental care? / nail, paw care? etc. pet heating pads? heated dog houses? (for winter or in cold areas), pet cooling mats / pads (on hot days, summer etc), diesel powered portable generators? (outdoor electric power generation) (to run vacuum cleaners, washing machines etc), solar lamps? (smart lighting solutions), transport vehicles, maintenance work etc. + other improvements, additional staff + volunteers, more safety, beautifications? etc. topiary?
+ animal rescue ? (dog rescue projects in india?), animal hospitals? (in poor countries or districts) or homeless people in your area? (btw governments should help these people! seriously. fast / adequate / individual support?!)
support some of them?
as an act of goodwill.
+ always be careful: corona etc.!
or become a firefighter, volunteer firefighter (+ driver? (pump operator), paramedic or ER doctor? ER nurse? ambulatory care? or shuttle service? (for people with disabilities)
+ be cautious: corona, hepatitis, tuberculosis etc!
become an instructor? (fire and rescue?, emergency medical services?, advanced driving techniques?, advanced first aid?, psychological first aid?, wound care management!? + preventions (decubitus!, contractures!, thrush!, periodontitis!, loneliness?? etc) (nursing homes / home care / hospitals etc. + training seminars for employees) + hygienics?, high angle rescue techniques?, first aid for pets?, basic pet care?, junior firefighter programs?)
start reading medical books? (anatomy? / physiology? / ECG interpretation? / EMS (paramedic books?) or nursing books? or blood banking and transfusion medicine? or dental engineering? medical or rescue engineering? medical dictionary? (illustrated)
become a dog trainer? (rescue dogs, avalanche rescue dogs, therapy dogs) education? + watch out! dogs, cats etc. can transmit / spread corona!
become an animal rescuer or animal doctor? + watch out! CORONA! (protection, safety measures etc.)
caution! they say: Coronaviruses are zoonotic, meaning they are transmitted between animals and people!
maybe... plant a tree? many trees? a walnut tree?? in a park, garden or backyard?
a walnut tree = food source (for birds etc) + oxygen generator.
+ provide water for animals in summer? fresh water source? or bird bath?
or food? (daily? or several times a week?)
use checklists to improve efficiency?
snowy days? become a snowplow driver? (volunteer?)
or towing service worker?
or pharmaceutical supplier?
+ be cautious: corona!
new technologies + other cool things:
Far-UVC light (222nm) efficiently and safely inactivates airborne human coronaviruses?? (+ flu virus and many other?)
do research? progress? + installations? (in offices, busses, trains, restrooms, elevators, classrooms, corridors, stairwells, hospitals etc?) .. could save lives.
+ improve immune systems? (food nutrients?)
+ portable plexiglass virus shields? (for counters, offices, workplaces, waiting rooms, buses, trains, passenger cabins etc) + air purifiers? (with HEPA filter)
+ limit the number of customers in stores, shopping malls, buses etc?, keep distance + distance floor markings?, + keep windows / vehicle windows wide! open for ventilation?
+ stay at home?
amazing tools for rescue workers: portable hydraulic StrongArm (r) for firefighters etc.
( jawsoflife com ), hands free thermal vision (in mask imaging system), in mask heat vision (temperature display etc) or c-thru technology.
+ there are more amazing tools!
high rise rescue solution? SPARS parachute rescue system? ( cosmic-rs com )
fireproof clothing? + fire escape hoods?! (fire escape hoods and fire escape masks are designed to help you to escape from a burning building. each of these fire escape masks and hoods allows you 15 ? minutes to flee through the toxic gases / smoke)
smoke detectors with LCD display?, CO detectors?, fire blankets?, fire extinguisher? (+ fireproof clothing, cap, gloves, safety glasses etc?) (+ fire extinguisher selection chart?)
fire suppression systems? smoke extraction? fire protective coatings? (or anti corrosion?), seat belt cutter? useful gift idea? for family or friends etc. (or useful teaching books etc.)
support fire and rescue departments / services in poor countries or districts? (new helmet lamps, safety clothing + shoes, new equipment, fire escape hoods,
thermal monitoring? (thermal vision will help you to track down a fire's source and smouldering fires in dark. glowing embers as well as fire hot-spots can be detected and fighted very fast and efficiently! + mobile infrared cameras could detect hidden hotspots or locate people in smoke-filled buildings),
first responder kits etc. / communication devices (wearing! portable radios), new vehicles? a turntable ladder?? training verhicles? new motorcycles? (+ customizable / agility / more efficiency, + difficult terrain / crowded areas etc),
new firefighter / rescue helicopters? (certain areas)
new reanimation boards (for nursing homes / hospitals etc), new lifters? (patient transfer solutions), protection equipment / protective gear (corona), medical oxygen??, ventilators?, AEDs + first responder kits, pulse oximeters, diagnostic penlights, glucometers? (+ strips), + various batteries (or battery charger?), blood pressure cuffs, stethoscopes, weight scales, label machines? (for clothing or other personal things), rescue blankets?, stifneck collars?, thermometers, neck pillows, heating pads / cooling packs (or aspirators + tubes, IV poles, (+ IV (intravenous) nutrition), breath exercisers, electric shavers!, nail clippers!, glasses cleaning cloths, non-slip socks! and many other good things + health care products (high quality products?) etc, compression bandages, medical dressing (+ anti pressure sores (decubitus!) elbow / heel protectors / pads / comfort cushions etc), CPR training simulators?, disposable ambu bags?, new rollators + replacement parts (+ hip protectors etc), wheelchairs + replacement parts (footrests, leg rest, headrest + cushion, armrest pads + comfort pillows?, cushion pads etc. to prevent pressure sores!), gel pads for shoes + back heel pads etc (+ improved skin inspections?! + treatment + reports + regular checks (+ photo documentation? with digital camera (disease / wound / injury processes! etc), anti decubitus air mattress for additional prevention?, + prevent hand contractures? (hand / wrist / finger splints?, hand therapy ball exercises?), auxiliary eating spoon and fork? (stroke hemiplegia rehabilitation training) comfort grips cutlery? (great for parkinson / disabled, suffering with tremors and trembling hands etc), medical alert system solutions?, own phones for all employees? (more efficiency / more safety), electric armchairs (more comfort), ergotherapy? (useful + less loneliness! + caution: corona!), water dispensers (less dehydration) (+ caution: edema / pulmonary edema / other diseases etc.), outdoor corner sofa + table? (garden, terrace / + all weather proof) + electric awning?, lighting solutions? + cool floor / garden lamps? (solar?, waterproof), teamwork + helping each other? (+ watchfulness, attentiveness, helpfulness, care, + honesty, accuracy, + giving helpful tips / hints, + politeness, being thankful, being focused), + preventing back injuries? (employees! / patients) (lift and carry properly. (+ teamwork? / use tools and aids?) + gymnastic exercises for a strong back?, (+ protect (treat carefully) your joints, elbows, kneecaps etc! + your nerves!), + energy and resource saving concepts?, tasty / healthy food? (+ additional: instant soups?, ready meals?, canned foods? for hungry employees / night shift etc), (+ vegan cooking books? give it a try? at home?)
+ other improvements, beautifications, more safety, comfort etc. + spreading good mood? (less sadness etc) (+ please be careful: corona!)
I think I'm not supposed to be here
@@technoraver99 ummm TL;DR
@@technoraver99 wrong platform
Sykunno killing Peter over pecking Sean without permission is the most wholesome violent thing I've ever seen. "You need consent Peter!!" *Murder*
The consent killer
@em ma exactly, i 100% agree with this
“i’m not a gremlin i’m just a pervert”
-Peter Park, love that man
23:31 “Jesus Christ you’re scaring me!
(.... He said with a devious smirk.)
I love that sykunno killed Peter because he was kissing Jack without him knowing💀😂
He's the best
@@luccamalualves8261 nice pfp :)
Jack: **drinks alcohol**
Everyone: *ITS JACK*
Jack: **laughs in Irish drunkness**
who else but Jack can be drunk while playing a game, worlds easiest game anyone? remember that.
@@darlenebuck3189 yes
laughs in Irish (full stop)*
@@darlenebuck3189 yes
The unrelenting happiness in jacks yell at 47:30 makes me laugh everytime 😂
Jack: im going to get more alcohol
Me: (dramatically tears up) spoken like a true Irishman 😌👌
He doubts how Irish he is, but keeps his head the whole time while everyone else gets more wasted.
Sean: hey peter
peter: hi jack
Sean: Whats going on?
Peter: oh you know *dies*
13:19
I need to see Peter's point of view
What is peter's channel? Let me know pls
this is a representation in which 2021 is sean and we are peter.
That lose in the middle was actually upsetting
only a true Gaelic gladiator can get imposter 6 times in a row.
Rae saying "MY PACKAGES!"
Same energy as "MY CABBAGES!"
AHAHAHAH YES EXACTLY
FUCK YEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hahahahahahaha wait where does the cabage thing comes from. It sounds hilarious
@@delayedkarma488 Avatar the last Airbender! You should watch it it's very very good
I tought the exact same thing when I saw it lmaooo
Jack: “someone will get his breath tattooed on them”
Well he predicted the future xd
that girl actually got it tattooed bc of what jack said lol she did it for the meme basically
@@vic-kz5qo I was thinking someone would eventually lol
Sorry what
@@vic-kz5qo wait- where can I see that?
@@alyssac5130 you can find it on twitter, i don't remember the girl's @ but if you type corpse husband tattoo i guess it'll come up
I love when sean killed 2 people right in front of corpse but corpse was too incapacitated to properly tell everyone.
Honestly? The game that ended at 26:00? MAJOR asshole move to "win" it by tasks after Jack managed to basically bluff to a win. Whoever did that last task should be ashamed of themselves.
“People are gonna get his breath tattooed on them now”
So not only does jack get smarter... he can tell the future?!?!
It’s crazy how obsessed with him
Someone actually DID get Corpse's breathing tattooed on their arm
@@lee-annmccauley3185 👁️👁️ I'm sorry what 🧍 uhm-.. kinda odd but ok 🏃♀️
I believe jack can tell the future...see, irish dont get drunk easily. But when they do something magical happens
@@cl0wnzz_ they god the wavelengths tattooed on him
“She’s only drinking cider though, that’s like a 17 year olds drink”
I feel ATTACKED
as a 17 year old who likes cider........... i feel attacked but.......
As a person who drinks cider because I'm allergic to beer I feel attacked
Same. Also, at least in the US, a bottle of cider has a higher percentage of alcohol than a bottle of beer. And tastes a lot better. I mean, if I'm going to go straight to drunk, I'll go LIIT, but still - vast improvement on beer.
@@coyoteblue9605 Damn, I like beer quite a bit more than cider, however I think that’s kinda the norm for northenerns (from Sweden)
@@rino2451 same :(
corpse doesn’t sound drunk he sounds stoned-
Peter ruining Jack's epic win was definitely revenge for calling his Batman impression trash