@@serenastarz28 this is so funny to me because i’m australian. you hated social studies so much that me, someone from across the world, knows more about one of the biggest events in your countries history than you do wkfjekdkdj now THATS dedication
Who _were_ the Savoyards? I mean I could google it, but it's funnier if you answered I'll trade u a little history fact from my country for it@@heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy924
Aaand it's over. We made it through 1/3 of the book before getting sloshed but we got a couple rants out of Wuthering Heights out of it! And parent commentary on your substandard embodiment of your newfound vampire role! So it's not all bad, really.
I mean Limbus Company Heathcliff didn't do anything wrong. Now Wuthering Height Heathcliff? Oh boy was he an awful person. Now Catherine wasn't a saint, and did some terrible things, and was just as insane as Heathcliff, but she didn't directly cause so much harm. The worst she did was make herself so sick she dies, and be unfaithful to her husband thinking he would be okay with it.
I think they mean because of how by the end of the series it’s basically confirmed that they get freaky with eachother all the time because this series is fucking weird like that. There is a *reason* that (minus Edward) the Cullens are 1/2 guys & 1/2 girls. They are all paired off, and they have used every single surface in that house, zero question.
The way that when you said ‘second chapter’ I just had to sit there for a minute because, *omg,* no way all of the previous stuff happened over the span of 1 chapter..
Dunno if thats true, but some content craetor I saw mentioned that the entire plot of the twilight saga takes place in the span of TWO YEARS. And of these two years, a good chunk (like 3 months) was broken up Bellas 'staring out the window'-moment. :D
I did a drinking game with my friends while watching Twilight, everytime someone cringed or laughed or on screen someone (Edward) was creepy we took a shot. We were already drunk 20 minutes into the movie. It was great
It's that way in the books too, technically. Edward monologues about how vampires are apex predators that lure in their prey with their looks / voice / etc. So the vamp needs to be canonically attractive in some manner.
"Here I am, halfway through a book series that I think might be killing me emotionally, and then I thought *what if this could also be killing me physically*?" 😓
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted I honestly do not know one second we were watching twilight the next I was reading Paragon out loud well whatever cult thing happens in the second movie but it might’ve had something to do with the connection between vampires and cannibalism kind of being on in the same
the way i was already crying with laughter just with you just reading the board. i know very well what happens with jasper and i’m still scared for you😭
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted i have no idea😭😭 the worst part is he’s proud of it too when he brings it up, both in the book and the movie. like not only did she write that backstory for him but then she tried to make it a good thing??? it rlly threw me off the first time i read the book😭💀
@sillygoofy1893 hi I'm not American but I am aware of the history of the American civil war. That being said I don't quite understand why people have such a strong reaction to this backstory, could you explain how you see it and feel about it? Just curious as someone who doesn't have a connection to that history. I hope you understand I'd really like to know how you guys think about it :)
@@KayGreylai The confederates are pretty much seen as the bad guys in the civil war. With, y'know, fighting for the right to have slaves. I'm from America and pretty much everyone who isn't a white supremasist agrees that the confederates were really terrible people, and associating with them is not a good thing to do! It would be along the same lines of him being a Nazi soldier, with how terrible both sides were. Obviously that's just my understanding of it, so I might be off or missing a lot.
@KayGreylai the American civil war was fought bc the confederate wanted to keep owing slaves so it's a shocking choice of backstory for a character you're meant to like
Bella, we read Wuthering Heights in middle school, move up the ladder. Besides there is only so long you can simp for a possessive man who treats kids like crap because he can’t get over being rejected by his childhood crush . . . Oooooh.
I think Stephanie is using getting turned into a vampire as a metaphor for having sex for the first time. Given meyer’s mormon background, Edward’s insistance that Bella marry him before he “turns” her, the constant references to how the “change” will irrevocably alter Bella physically and spiritually, Edward’s obsession with keeping her “pure” and how the “change” will forever damn her to hell and taint her soul, the potential duality of comparing becoming a vampire and having sex for the first time as an initiation into an exclusive society that physically changes a person’s body, has confusing rules with strict consequences, and the explicit requirement of informed consent prior to “transformation”, and lastly (and most shaky of my points, I admit) the strict taboo around “changing” the young to avoid stunting them (physically/psychologically) and to not rob them the innocence of youth. Stephanie’s projection knows no bounds
Well, vampires have always been a sex metaphor. In Dracula, Lucy Weenstra (spelling?) is laid to final rest by her husband pounding a stake through her heart, and the way it is described is at least para-sexual. Oh, and the way Lucy preys on street children is maximum Stranger Danger, Jonathan Hawker's fear of being trapped in the castle with Dracula and his brideshas a semi-sexual element... Mina's resistance to vampirism domination and Lucy's susceptibility to it mirrors Mina's more constrained sexuality... the point is, vampires and sex go way back.
Realistically all you'd need for wealth is to have some money at the start and then to use compound interest... Given Carlisle was a doctor, he always had money and they also just didn't have expenses like food or rent.
This. This. Imagine living three lifetimes and not, I don't know, earning enough money to be rich. Even if vampires need to eat (they don't) they can earn 8 bucks an hour and earn millions after 300 years.
With your point at 4:37...yes ive heard another creator refer to it as the "human yassification process" where SM basically made it canonically impossible for all her main characters to be anything other than white and hot 💀
I did this with the My Immortal Twilight fanfic. In an attempt at self-preservation, I switched the alcohol to water, and took tiny sips instead. I gave myself water poisoning.
4:40 According to Myers, yes, basically. When a person is bitten, their skin ?crystallises? and becomes impenetrable and smooth, which in turn makes them supernaturally hot.
@@pessien8474I mean, human skin kind of has a bit of lustre in the sun (if it’s not super dry, lol), so I just figured it’s like that, but amplified. (Is it also ridiculous? Yes, yes it is.)
1:28 I just started the video and I already know that you got blackout because there’s no way you got through the first half of the book without getting blackout
@@theshipper1.600 I put that there knowing that there was only one person who was going to get that joke, and now that it’s reached its target audience, I can die a satisfied man
Edward vs Florida Gators sounds amazing (maybe because part of me is childishly convinced the gators would win and NOT break their poor teeth. Maybe vampire gators or a Florida cryptid?)
@the.sequel.nobody.wanted yeah apparently if you go on her old ass website, there's a FAQ area where she goes into detail about her version of Vampires and how hers don't have fangs. Me and my friend found this out and realized the hissing to intimate that they especially did in the movie was embarrassing and pointless.
@@fearfulwolfStephanie Meyer is a Mormon Arizonian. Pick your poison. It may be the fact she's an Arizonian..I'd know cause well I am too but I'd NEVER take away such an important detail
@@fearfulwolf I remember seeing a TikTok recently by a former Mormon explaining that Stephanie Meyer unknowingly wrote Mormonism’s version of angels rather than vampires and just made them blood-drinking, which…makes so much sense actually.
i wish i had been able to drink when i read eclipse for the first time….. because i had the misfortune of reading the whole book while on a road trip with my family. i couldn’t even escape.
your reaction to bloody mary is exactly how i reacted when i first drank it as well 😭 i was used to drinking hugo, long island, vodka with any type of juice and then i said ''well, i should try this as well, who knows, i might end up liking it'' IT TASTED LIKE COLD PIZZA SAUCE.
I woke up at 4:00AM thirsty and ended up watching this - feels like a fever dream 😂 Can’t wait for Breaking Dawn, even without the alcohol it’s unhinged enough to make you wanna climb the walls 😂😂😂
Thank god I will never have a teenage phase where I’m obsessed with twilight. These type of videos make me cautious of what type of book obsession I’ll be having ☺️
I'm here to compulsively establish just because I *do* have the information: James the vampire in the first book is commented in his lore from the official guide that he was so overwhelmingly ugly as a human that being turned into a vampire made him just Okay Looking
I'm convinced Meyer has an unhealthy attraction to crazy men in fiction, so she writes them into her own books. Seeing your reaction to Bella's opinion on Cliff brought it home.
Having perused the comments quickly in the first minute or so of this video I can say I’m glad you had someone around who could drive you to the hospital for alcohol poisoning if need be LOL
oh if only team edward versus team jake was about who we thought was hottest. for some it is but mostly it’s not lol. would make our lives so much easier!!!!!
I don't know where you came from or how yt remembered my appreciation for roasting Twilight but I am SO GLAD there is someone on the internet who still do these kinds of things thanks queen
The gasp i gusp when those pages hit the floor. Like i know its deranged mormonistic nonsense but THE BOOOK. Also i love the bonus and the bonus. I cackled. It was glorious.
as soon as you revealed your drink of choice, I knew you were gonna have regrets. Then again, the alternative was to remember reading eclipse, so maybe not XD
im in florida right now and i can confidently say that no vampire in their right mind would be here. its so hot and WET here. edward would become an ooze probably.
As someone who's never watched or read Twilight, thank you for this. I feel like I now know everything I need to if I ever find myself in the situation where someone starts talking to me about Twilight.
12:06 this the realest reaction to reading garbage (I've wanted to do that so many times but, most bad books I read were borrowed from the library anyway).
Once I read the board I knew they wouldn't be able to remember living
I barely remembered my name
i thought they used they/them?
Their name is FISH. _OBVIOUSLY_ they're not in the gender binary!
"I know that canonically Edward is hot, but I just can't imagine him that way" love you for that
i was taking a drink of water when you said you think vampires taste like Clorox wipes, and that ended probably how you expected it to
…did you wipe it up…with a…clorox wipe…
SAME
I read this comment before it came up in the video and I still lost my shit when they said it X'D
EXACT same thing happened to me on "HE'S A CONFEDERATE???"
the way jasper LIED to make sure he was enlisted too. he was too young but he just wanted to fight to keep slaves soooo bad 😭😭😭
Jasper is cancelled
Oh, was that what the war is? 👀🫠 my bad I like never paid attention during social studies class. I hated that class.😅
@@serenastarz28 this is so funny to me because i’m australian. you hated social studies so much that me, someone from across the world, knows more about one of the biggest events in your countries history than you do wkfjekdkdj now THATS dedication
@serenastarz28 that's like.. one of the biggest event of your country?? That's like if I (Swiss person) didn't know who the fcking Savoyards were??
Who _were_ the Savoyards? I mean I could google it, but it's funnier if you answered
I'll trade u a little history fact from my country for it@@heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy924
Damn guys Bella was reading Wuthering Heights the whole time?!?!?! No way!! I couldn’t tell. At all. 😑
@@aaargh4761Wuthering Heights? Really? I would have never guessed!
WUTHERING HEIGHTS?????? 😅😂
Vampirism as metaphor for student loans is actually a piping take and I am simmering on it a lil. Really turning that one over again a couple times
@@tehrealcoralsnek7044 I’ll make a 20 minute drunk video essay about it, don’t you worry
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted THANK GOD
"You cant kill yourself youre a vampire!" Omg i love your dad for that. He should join you for the next installment! 😂
@@ArianneBaer HAHHAA, I think I’d have an easier time pulling out all of his teeth
I'm a 1/4 of the way in and I'm preparing a eulogy for your liver as I type this.
Halfway through now, modifying the liver eulogy to just be your eulogy. Rest in rip o7
3/4s including the book in it too. RIP Book.
Aaand it's over. We made it through 1/3 of the book before getting sloshed but we got a couple rants out of Wuthering Heights out of it!
And parent commentary on your substandard embodiment of your newfound vampire role! So it's not all bad, really.
@@Fools3rrandgood job
I just want you to know this video made it into my twilight groupchat
@@msjoshhutcherson181 please share the general consensus
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted hi I am back with an update I am happy to report I got two lmaooo’s and one repost on their IG story 🫡
sharing is caring
8:06 girl she can’t think either 😭 that’s probably why Edward couldn’t read her mind
LMAO
To quote my cousin from when we watched Twilight for the first time, “No duh Edward can’t read Bella’s mind, she DOESNT HAVE ONE”😂
dude... I loooooove your comment !
"No thoughts, head empty".
"Are you toasted, little guy?" 😂 yes
You: Bella will have the coldest take about Wuthering Heights probably
Bella: I don’t think Heathcliff did anything wrong 🤷♀️
I mean Limbus Company Heathcliff didn't do anything wrong. Now Wuthering Height Heathcliff? Oh boy was he an awful person. Now Catherine wasn't a saint, and did some terrible things, and was just as insane as Heathcliff, but she didn't directly cause so much harm. The worst she did was make herself so sick she dies, and be unfaithful to her husband thinking he would be okay with it.
I imagine the Cullen house is full of *squeak screech* marble on marble sounds.
@@chromesthesia imagine what they’d sound like if they ever high fived
they seem like the kind of people to wear shoes inside
I think they mean because of how by the end of the series it’s basically confirmed that they get freaky with eachother all the time because this series is fucking weird like that. There is a *reason* that (minus Edward) the Cullens are 1/2 guys & 1/2 girls. They are all paired off, and they have used every single surface in that house, zero question.
@@msf2399 poor Edward is playing piano loudly and blasting music to drown it all out
@@chromesthesiahe wanted to be included at that point cause he wasn’t going to continue suffering from their noises, he was going to make his own
this is the first time i've ever seen a drunk person and i'd just like to personally thank you for the experience
@@booknerdme7946 I’m honored to be your first 🙏
Oh my god same
my OTP is Bella getting therapy
There is a very specific type of person needed to get this joke… i am that type of person
"What do vampires taste like? I'm thinking they sort of just taste like a Clorox wipe"
THE WAY I SPAT MY DRINK
The way that when you said ‘second chapter’ I just had to sit there for a minute because, *omg,* no way all of the previous stuff happened over the span of 1 chapter..
Dunno if thats true, but some content craetor I saw mentioned that the entire plot of the twilight saga takes place in the span of TWO YEARS. And of these two years, a good chunk (like 3 months) was broken up Bellas 'staring out the window'-moment. :D
I did a drinking game with my friends while watching Twilight, everytime someone cringed or laughed or on screen someone (Edward) was creepy we took a shot. We were already drunk 20 minutes into the movie. It was great
I'm guessing the scene when in class Edward had a visceral reaction to Bella's scent earned y'all like half a bottle 😂
"Team Edward" this, "Team Jacob" that, blah blah blah... I'm "Team Fish's Dad"
I know the vampire bite being like instant plastic surgery was a joke but that’s basically how it’s portrayed in the movies 💀
It's that way in the books too, technically. Edward monologues about how vampires are apex predators that lure in their prey with their looks / voice / etc. So the vamp needs to be canonically attractive in some manner.
I wish I was able to drink when reading twilight
Same
why can’t you? scared ur gonna accidentally get alcohol poisoning or smt 😭😭😭
@@comicsanslover maybe they arent old enough/ werent old enough (if they already read it)
@@beomgyuzvr ohhh i always forget that
@@comicsansloverlol
« You can’t kill urself you’re a vampire are you even in character? » your mom is so funny ToT
"Here I am, halfway through a book series that I think might be killing me emotionally, and then I thought *what if this could also be killing me physically*?" 😓
I tried watching the twilight movies with a few friends and my partner but we just read Hannibal fanfiction the whole time
Interesting combo? How did you think to mix the two together?
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted I honestly do not know one second we were watching twilight the next I was reading Paragon out loud well whatever cult thing happens in the second movie but it might’ve had something to do with the connection between vampires and cannibalism kind of being on in the same
I watched a Disney movie while reading Scream Fanfiction
Hannibal fanfiction is better ajjahahahah lol
@@elliot__agares It definitely is
Ripping out the pages is so real. Wish I had a physical copy, because reading it digitally was dangerous
the way i was already crying with laughter just with you just reading the board. i know very well what happens with jasper and i’m still scared for you😭
@@sillygoofy1893WHY WOULD SHE WRITE THAT BACKSTORY FOR HIM????
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted i have no idea😭😭 the worst part is he’s proud of it too when he brings it up, both in the book and the movie. like not only did she write that backstory for him but then she tried to make it a good thing??? it rlly threw me off the first time i read the book😭💀
@sillygoofy1893 hi I'm not American but I am aware of the history of the American civil war. That being said I don't quite understand why people have such a strong reaction to this backstory, could you explain how you see it and feel about it? Just curious as someone who doesn't have a connection to that history. I hope you understand I'd really like to know how you guys think about it :)
@@KayGreylai The confederates are pretty much seen as the bad guys in the civil war. With, y'know, fighting for the right to have slaves. I'm from America and pretty much everyone who isn't a white supremasist agrees that the confederates were really terrible people, and associating with them is not a good thing to do! It would be along the same lines of him being a Nazi soldier, with how terrible both sides were. Obviously that's just my understanding of it, so I might be off or missing a lot.
@KayGreylai the American civil war was fought bc the confederate wanted to keep owing slaves so it's a shocking choice of backstory for a character you're meant to like
Your first drink reaction was my own reaction 😂
It tasted strangely like pickles
@@the.sequel.nobody.wantedIT ABSOLUTELY DOES but in a BAD WAY
Bella, we read Wuthering Heights in middle school, move up the ladder. Besides there is only so long you can simp for a possessive man who treats kids like crap because he can’t get over being rejected by his childhood crush . . . Oooooh.
I think Stephanie is using getting turned into a vampire as a metaphor for having sex for the first time. Given meyer’s mormon background, Edward’s insistance that Bella marry him before he “turns” her, the constant references to how the “change” will irrevocably alter Bella physically and spiritually, Edward’s obsession with keeping her “pure” and how the “change” will forever damn her to hell and taint her soul, the potential duality of comparing becoming a vampire and having sex for the first time as an initiation into an exclusive society that physically changes a person’s body, has confusing rules with strict consequences, and the explicit requirement of informed consent prior to “transformation”, and lastly (and most shaky of my points, I admit) the strict taboo around “changing” the young to avoid stunting them (physically/psychologically) and to not rob them the innocence of youth. Stephanie’s projection knows no bounds
Mormons stay deeply conflicted 😅
Well, vampires have always been a sex metaphor. In Dracula, Lucy Weenstra (spelling?) is laid to final rest by her husband pounding a stake through her heart, and the way it is described is at least para-sexual. Oh, and the way Lucy preys on street children is maximum Stranger Danger, Jonathan Hawker's fear of being trapped in the castle with Dracula and his brideshas a semi-sexual element... Mina's resistance to vampirism domination and Lucy's susceptibility to it mirrors Mina's more constrained sexuality... the point is, vampires and sex go way back.
maturing means recognizing that Edward was toxic, not romantic
😭 your parents saying “you can’t kill yourself you’re a vampire” had me wheezing lmaooo and then scolding you for not taking the character seriously 😂
i have been saying bella can't read for YEARS
Let’s all take a moment and remember that Shades of Grey started out as a Twilight fanfiction.
A lot makes sense when you remember that.
"Canonically, what do vampires taste like? I imagine they taste like a clorox wipe" *sent* me
Welp, also if black vernacular, avoid them when not a black person, too?
Just called up my sister (it's 4:30am here) that I have a very fun game for tomorrow. She hung up the phone after I said "Twilight'' :'D
I personally would LOVE that game
nah but the reaction to the Bloody Mary is so real WHY DO PEOPLE DRINK THAT??
It's really popular at Sunday brunches because it looks like juice but has vodka to help with the hangover from partying Saturday night.
Some of us are psychopaths and use it as a glorious excuse to drink hot sauce, the heavy handed vodka pour is just a hella bonus
I’m begging you, BEGGING YOU please do this for all the rest of the books, even the first two, please!! This is so amazing and funny
Welp?
Never did i ever think i would hear the words "hunted down by a priest" let alone hear them with a lisp.
they're WEALTHY because if after 300 years of existing and they're still broke then what are we mortal humans going to do..
And because Alice uses her future vision to play the stock market.
Realistically all you'd need for wealth is to have some money at the start and then to use compound interest...
Given Carlisle was a doctor, he always had money and they also just didn't have expenses like food or rent.
This. This.
Imagine living three lifetimes and not, I don't know, earning enough money to be rich. Even if vampires need to eat (they don't) they can earn 8 bucks an hour and earn millions after 300 years.
the absolute JUMPSCARE i got when you were acting out edward stadning behind bella
With your point at 4:37...yes ive heard another creator refer to it as the "human yassification process" where SM basically made it canonically impossible for all her main characters to be anything other than white and hot 💀
I did this with the My Immortal Twilight fanfic. In an attempt at self-preservation, I switched the alcohol to water, and took tiny sips instead.
I gave myself water poisoning.
This was amazing to watch. Can’t wait for the breaking dawn drinking game.
Also I adore your parents responses
you’re trying to kill me
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted no, this time it will be water. Gotta stay hydrated because you’re obviously thirsty for eddyboi.
8:00 “MAYBE BELLA CANT READ” 🤣🤣🤣
4:40 According to Myers, yes, basically. When a person is bitten, their skin ?crystallises? and becomes impenetrable and smooth, which in turn makes them supernaturally hot.
Not to forget that it makes vamp ladies unable to carry a child, but apparently vamp dudes can still reproduce
This does not make sense. I-is this why the glitter thing- shit...
Gross 😃
@@pessien8474I mean, human skin kind of has a bit of lustre in the sun (if it’s not super dry, lol), so I just figured it’s like that, but amplified. (Is it also ridiculous? Yes, yes it is.)
If we’re talking Elder Scrolls Oblivion, yes, becoming a vampire gives you a face lift and botox
Snaaaatcheedd 😂
1:28 I just started the video and I already know that you got blackout because there’s no way you got through the first half of the book without getting blackout
highly relate to the drink swap
My friend made me watch new moon when we were in middle school and I was horrified that she thought this was romantic I shipped Bella with therapy
you missed a drink! at 4:52 skin was mentioned!!
The death note musical references was unexpected.
@@theshipper1.600 I put that there knowing that there was only one person who was going to get that joke, and now that it’s reached its target audience, I can die a satisfied man
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted WAIT THAT WASN'T A COINCIDENCE?!? I thought my brain was making things up 😅
Edward vs Florida Gators sounds amazing (maybe because part of me is childishly convinced the gators would win and NOT break their poor teeth. Maybe vampire gators or a Florida cryptid?)
Saving this for my 21st lol
@@i_am_very_vexed I fear for you
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted just 2 more years 😭🤣
My siblings and I were just considering doing a twilight drinking game and then I open youtube to THIS
Would it make it worse to tell you that Stephanie Meyer's vampires don't have fangs
@@blairwitchtrials wait wait wait wait wait. HOW DID I NOT CATCH THIS?
THAT’S LITERALLY THE MOST ICONIC PART OF VAMPIRES??? WHAT IS THIS MF ON??
@the.sequel.nobody.wanted yeah apparently if you go on her old ass website, there's a FAQ area where she goes into detail about her version of Vampires and how hers don't have fangs. Me and my friend found this out and realized the hissing to intimate that they especially did in the movie was embarrassing and pointless.
@@fearfulwolfStephanie Meyer is a Mormon Arizonian. Pick your poison. It may be the fact she's an Arizonian..I'd know cause well I am too but I'd NEVER take away such an important detail
@@fearfulwolf I remember seeing a TikTok recently by a former Mormon explaining that Stephanie Meyer unknowingly wrote Mormonism’s version of angels rather than vampires and just made them blood-drinking, which…makes so much sense actually.
i wish i had been able to drink when i read eclipse for the first time….. because i had the misfortune of reading the whole book while on a road trip with my family. i couldn’t even escape.
“Are you toasted little guy” lmaoo
your reaction to bloody mary is exactly how i reacted when i first drank it as well 😭 i was used to drinking hugo, long island, vodka with any type of juice and then i said ''well, i should try this as well, who knows, i might end up liking it'' IT TASTED LIKE COLD PIZZA SAUCE.
I woke up at 4:00AM thirsty and ended up watching this - feels like a fever dream 😂 Can’t wait for Breaking Dawn, even without the alcohol it’s unhinged enough to make you wanna climb the walls 😂😂😂
Thank god I will never have a teenage phase where I’m obsessed with twilight. These type of videos make me cautious of what type of book obsession I’ll be having ☺️
I did and it was ✨glorious ✨. Thankfully I never was in a romantic relationship so I was safe lol.
I'm here to compulsively establish just because I *do* have the information: James the vampire in the first book is commented in his lore from the official guide that he was so overwhelmingly ugly as a human that being turned into a vampire made him just Okay Looking
I was like “That was only CHAPTER ONE!!!”
Such an underrated find 😭 I will be subscribing
Honestly i'm surprised that you didn't get rushed to the hospital for alc poisoning right after filming
0:22 trying to pay attention but Fishes baby blue eyes keep distracting me like whatever you say baby boi 🥰
I'm convinced Meyer has an unhealthy attraction to crazy men in fiction, so she writes them into her own books. Seeing your reaction to Bella's opinion on Cliff brought it home.
Charlie being the best character is so real. I felt so bad for him the whole time, haha
The literary rant was not long enough. Give me more!!
Watching your content always brings me a smile I swear 😂
Having perused the comments quickly in the first minute or so of this video I can say I’m glad you had someone around who could drive you to the hospital for alcohol poisoning if need be LOL
"skin is referenced" killed me, thanks for that! 😂
no one is talking about the bonus segment and the vine booms
I can't believe the funniest video i've ever watched is someone drinking and reading twilight (i will never be the same)
“You got games on your phone” I fucking lost it 😭😭
Why can't Bella go to college AND be a vampire? Edward's in high school for no reason
my ONLY critique of this video; is that I WISH IT WAS LONGER! Your humor is incredible and I wish this thing damn near an hour long, its incredible!
oh if only team edward versus team jake was about who we thought was hottest. for some it is but mostly it’s not lol. would make our lives so much easier!!!!!
I refuse to accept this as fact
@@the.sequel.nobody.wanted as someone who has been in this fandom since 2009, i’m so jealous of your ability to do this 😭😭😭😭
I don't know where you came from or how yt remembered my appreciation for roasting Twilight but I am SO GLAD there is someone on the internet who still do these kinds of things thanks queen
I have never read or seen twilight and i think it’s for the best bc the board looks insane yet accurate ToT
6:19 girl just get an iv of vodka at this point
The ending is everything
I love how the Edward Cullen drink has sparkles in it ✨
i took a double sip of WATER as i watched this and not even half way through my stomach started to hurt oh my GOD how were you alive at the end
the mini ASMR moment was so good 😭
The gasp i gusp when those pages hit the floor. Like i know its deranged mormonistic nonsense but THE BOOOK.
Also i love the bonus and the bonus. I cackled. It was glorious.
stealing the new past tense of "gasp" thank u (also agree, just the instinctual shudder. regardless of what's written on them, the PAGES)
Hi, me again! I rewatch this video often because it's officially a classic. I can't wait for you to read the rest!!! please update ASAP!!!
Oh dear. I knew that you wouldn’t make it past chapter 5 or 6 without being absolutely wasted.
as soon as you revealed your drink of choice, I knew you were gonna have regrets. Then again, the alternative was to remember reading eclipse, so maybe not XD
This whole video was so funny. Your parents are adorable, I loved that end segment!
im in florida right now and i can confidently say that no vampire in their right mind would be here. its so hot and WET here. edward would become an ooze probably.
I think Steph is dumb because isn’t Florida mostly sunny ?? Like wouldn’t Edward be shining bright like a diamond ?
@@bookswithbri3435 to be entirely fair (unfortunately) people probably *would* just assume it’s the sweat
The bonus scenes at the end of this made me subscribe. Once I saw the drinking board I was going to but the bonus scenes just cemented the decision.
this video was how i learned team edward or team jacob was who you thought was hotter
I decided to do the drinking game with water. I got two glasses of water in. Thanks for helping me keeping hydrated 😅
i'm subscribing, i love the reading expressions. maybe a mocktail for the drinking games, or apple juice.
As someone who's never watched or read Twilight, thank you for this. I feel like I now know everything I need to if I ever find myself in the situation where someone starts talking to me about Twilight.
12:06 this the realest reaction to reading garbage (I've wanted to do that so many times but, most bad books I read were borrowed from the library anyway).
I need this video to be like 3hrs long your unhinged energy is amazing!
Jasper being not just a confederate but someone who was chomping at the bit to join the confederacy is certainly...something from smeyer.
my response to every point on that board was "ohhh you're gonna die" gladly you somehow survived as far as you did but wow😭
"I know that canonically, Edward is hot, but I can't imagine him that way" KILLED ME