r/InsaneParents - "Gotta Teach 'em Young"...

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  • @TheClick
    @TheClick  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    Btw, I just started a twitch and gonna stream in a few moments! Drop on by

    • @itsbright16
      @itsbright16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      UwU

    • @Teeeth
      @Teeeth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      When you post I get the happy juice

    • @adri-by8fm
      @adri-by8fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      H-hewwo uwu

    • @conteudooriginal4600
      @conteudooriginal4600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got the 269th. One day I will get at the right moment...

    • @ratbagboy69
      @ratbagboy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itsbright16 hello brother snake

  • @xenmysterious5062
    @xenmysterious5062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6845

    Ahhh Yes. The Age Old Parenting Technique: Just Beat It.

    • @squidx2365
      @squidx2365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Hee hee

    • @SM-be5dh
      @SM-be5dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Aeeee

    • @justanotheridiot8906
      @justanotheridiot8906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Also the age old teenagers moto

    • @MB-yb1mm
      @MB-yb1mm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Xen Mysterious beat what owo  UWU

    • @sunsetwaffle3457
      @sunsetwaffle3457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      my mom out here like

  • @dionysus06
    @dionysus06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2696

    "you know that depression and anxiety is fake, right?"
    me, while emitting light and flying off into sky, now free from my _fake_ depression: you're right, I didn't even think of that

    • @rwsd343
      @rwsd343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Yeah, that's the best way to get over depression.
      Get into plane flying!

    • @maximummax7232
      @maximummax7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Depression? Anxiety? Just say no! Mental problems legally can't affect you if you say no. (Jk jk, I'm not that dumb)

    • @justaperson4656
      @justaperson4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@maximummax7232 anxiety and depression are just in your head, exactly like asthma is only in your lungs, and arthritis is only in your bones :)

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Oh my god your right it's like those 4 Nervous breakdowns didn't even happen!

    • @ScarletTiger109
      @ScarletTiger109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When u wanna upvote but likes is at 69

  • @garrettelliott5849
    @garrettelliott5849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    I find it incredibly stupid that parents are rejecting a FREAKING VITAMIN. Wait until they hear what’s in food. Vitamins.

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Stupid vitamins having vit in it, meaning life/living! No good useless life savers messing up my kids life! Come now, the glock is loaded in the car Timmy!

    • @wietick5677
      @wietick5677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      OH GOD PLEASE NO IF THEYRE DUMB THEYRE NOT GONNA EAT NOOOO 😕😬😱😨😥😢😩😫😲

    • @alexanderhorter1287
      @alexanderhorter1287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The Sun is legitimate Vitamin D.

    • @simonO712
      @simonO712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@alexanderhorter1287 It's not though. Exposure to sunlight is an integral part in its synthesis within the body, but sunlight itself is not an actual vitamin.

    • @Bread-Dead-Ryedemption
      @Bread-Dead-Ryedemption 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Insane parents: "guess I'll just die \_🤪_/"

  • @RattMetal
    @RattMetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    These are so true, my dad once told me that “Social anxiety is just a way for attention seekers to get weed” like, how???

    • @TgirlLuna
      @TgirlLuna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      SoRrY bUt WhAt

    • @l1277
      @l1277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Damn I wish weed working for my social anxiety. It just makes me paranoid and panicky.

    • @michaeltoobased
      @michaeltoobased 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      This sentence hurts my brain

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'm not ever doing drugs, but how would my anxiety get me weed?

    • @FakeSchrodingersCat
      @FakeSchrodingersCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      As someone with pretty bad social anxiety as a teenager I can confirm this absolutely does not work.

  • @coryphaenidae
    @coryphaenidae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1755

    I hate people who are like..
    "Hitting a child isn't abuse, it's a way of discipline!"
    I don't get why this is so normalized in so many families!! It really shouldn't be!

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Fenneke I know right? When i was younger i was always threatened with a form of pain. Either mental or physical or both. You dont wanna sleep? How about i slap you over andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover andover and until you cant bear the pain and are forced to go to the bed crying your love for the family out.

    • @coryphaenidae
      @coryphaenidae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@1ial691 I feel so sorry for you. All I can say is I hope you're doing better now and are in a safer environment.

    • @yslcartier
      @yslcartier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      parents should have a 'parenting license' before getting an actual child

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "hitting" as in full force slap to the face is a no no, spanking your child is completely fine, raise your child, spoil your grandchild, spoil your child and raise your grandchild

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fenneke Thank you.

  • @suudii9882
    @suudii9882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Saying “I brought you into this world, I own you blah blah blah” is like offering to take someone out for dinner and expecting that they pay

    • @shadyshard5078
      @shadyshard5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I cant like cuz u got 69 likes

    • @gdeneagames6565
      @gdeneagames6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      More like kidnapping them to a dinner and then forcing them to pay

    • @shadyshard5078
      @shadyshard5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/cursedcomments

    • @gdeneagames6565
      @gdeneagames6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shadyshard5078 yep

    • @gdeneagames6565
      @gdeneagames6565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ilonapent yep
      Funny thing is that happened to me once

  • @oscarbeast1234
    @oscarbeast1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Kid: Has attempted suicide multiple times
    Parent: "It'S bEcAuSe He'S vAcInAtEd" Continues to beat kid for no reason

    • @St34mpunk
      @St34mpunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Either that or
      "iT mUsT bE tHaT dAmN pHoNe"

    • @womp1249
      @womp1249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Or "iTs beCAusE Of tHoSE gAmES"

    • @willyseraxenoin
      @willyseraxenoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      or "iTS tHe iNtERnEt"

    • @cbadefghijklmnopeyt1799
      @cbadefghijklmnopeyt1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Musawwer Khan if it’s suicide, “iTs ThAt DdCl GaMe” (if they played it) Lol

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Cbadefghijklmnope Yt
      Holy shit yes...that was a kind of stupid news video. Yesterday , the kid killing himself was awful and I am so sorry for their family, but why blame a VIDEO GAME. THERE ARE LITERALLY WARNINGS ON THE GAME THAT THE GAME MAY NOT BE SUITED FOR PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION. *AS YOU CAN SEE THIS MAKES SENSE.*

  • @novathedancingsong7568
    @novathedancingsong7568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    my mum: "i gave birth to you!!"
    me every single time: "WHEN DID I ASK FOR IT?"

    • @pocketplayer33
      @pocketplayer33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I just straight up say that I don’t care.

    • @novathedancingsong7568
      @novathedancingsong7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      i usually say "i wish you didnt"

    • @youneverseeanoldmaneatinga7416
      @youneverseeanoldmaneatinga7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I used to tell my mum 'well you wanted a kid, you should have kept your legs shut' used to make her more angry but meh.

    • @m3m3nt0m0r1_
      @m3m3nt0m0r1_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      be grateful for your life good god

    • @novathedancingsong7568
      @novathedancingsong7568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@m3m3nt0m0r1_ nah. Nothing to be grateful about

  • @JAXXTISM
    @JAXXTISM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    Me: is a middle child
    My mom: *you're to young for that!-*
    Also my mom: *grow up! You're old enough to know this!!!-*

    • @perk4079
      @perk4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is too true for me. Middle child really sucks

    • @moodymoosh
      @moodymoosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Haha same

    • @Apollo_G
      @Apollo_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Me, 13 year old youngest child
      My mum : You're not a child anymore, you should be more mature
      Also my mum : You're a child, so I can put a tracking app on your phone

    • @incelrevolution69
      @incelrevolution69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      As the oldest: same

    • @nickpulley2027
      @nickpulley2027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      13 year old:watches lets players that curse
      Parent:You cant watch that im taking away your phone
      13 year old: watches anime
      Parent: That show is stupid you need to mature
      13 year old: what am i supposed to watch? Frickin gameshows?

  • @Beelzebeag
    @Beelzebeag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    My dad: * yells at me *
    Me: * has a panic attack and baracades myself in my room *
    My dad: * threatens me, shouts more, and tries to break my door down *
    Me: * avoids him *
    My dad: you shouldn't be avoiding me I love you and would never hurt you :((

    • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
      @Goldenboy-pe2ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      what is it with adults and yelling at their children (most likely for no reason), maybe acknowledging that it was wrong once (if you're lucky), and then act like it won't have lasting effects?
      *Gee, it's not like the formative years can have drastic effects on children and their behavior and that they learn very fast what not to do just by correlation. Maybe if I yell at them again and overall portray myself negatively it won't speed up the process ten fold and form difficulties for them?*

    • @pepsidoggo1598
      @pepsidoggo1598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy shit it got to the point you had to barricade your door?

    • @Ally_Sammons
      @Ally_Sammons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same man, but I was always too scared to barricade the room lest she decided to drag the belt into the situation too. Because yes. You screaming at me and then beating me with the belt because I hid from you out of fear is totally going to help me get over my panic attack.

    • @mr.doppit2188
      @mr.doppit2188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your pfp

    • @lunnihyre4215
      @lunnihyre4215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,
      I had a crap door once that randomly fell during the night.

  • @Charlie_the_Chair
    @Charlie_the_Chair 4 ปีที่แล้ว +656

    "deppression and anxiety are fake!"
    me: **literally evaporates**

  • @zombieturtle4005
    @zombieturtle4005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    "Disney+ was made for kids!"
    Marvel: *Several curses and swears throughout the Avengers series* "Uh sure..."
    Nazi Document: *About war and Nazis* "I-imma just- sit over here."
    Mandalorian: *Has lots of on-screen deaths* "Yeah I'm gonna just sit down."
    Disney itself: *Has brutal deaths that don't have to be on screen for people to know that they're definitely dead* "......Um-"

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not only that but you should see the original German fairytales , they’re incredibly dark. What your seeing on tv and in books is just the version so sugar coated it’ll give you diabetes

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Walt Disney "Hehe, lemmings go YEET"

    • @idkfu2781
      @idkfu2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 What? Imma just search this up…
      Oh, The Brothers Grim are German noice. Yeah I love their stories way more than the sugar mountain that children shows give us.

    • @MissCaraMint
      @MissCaraMint 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Aren’t the Alien movies on Disney+

    • @zombieturtle4005
      @zombieturtle4005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@MissCaraMint Pretty sure they are

  • @cedarnomad
    @cedarnomad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    11:49
    I saw a response that went like this:
    Karen: The N-Word is a racist term and should be banned on Facebook!
    Random Black Dude: Are you a house Karen or a field Karen?

    • @epsilonsix1996
      @epsilonsix1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Put k of karen

    • @memeboi6942
      @memeboi6942 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I sound weird like Karen with a hard E.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@memeboi6942 dude you can't say the hard -en

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OK Lovecraft cat

    • @Mitchy-qw8no
      @Mitchy-qw8no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@navyntune8158 nice

  • @Jevix-xl1tx
    @Jevix-xl1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    "Depression and anxiety are fake!"
    *Me who has now reached full buddasim after hearing that sentence:*

    • @tylerpearson920
      @tylerpearson920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nirvana

    • @justsomeguy1014
      @justsomeguy1014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ΓΡΗΓΟΡΗΣ ΧΡΙΣΤΟΠΟΥΛΟΣ so are you saying I shouldn’t get medical help for anxiety or panic attacks

    • @haf3113
      @haf3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dan r u trying to be rude or are you trying to get medication for yourself to stop being a pussy

    • @haf3113
      @haf3113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dan are you saying that Ed dean is a pussy?

    • @LunaBari
      @LunaBari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      * buddhism

  • @eggus9112
    @eggus9112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    "COVID is caused by 5G!1!1!1!"
    My country has poor data connections and doesn't have 5G.
    You know what we do have though?
    8k COVID cases.
    These Conspiracy Karens are hella wack

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Bruh these bitches must be grateful I'm still suffering here in 3g with slow ass internet

    • @Jevix-xl1tx
      @Jevix-xl1tx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I like how Karen's will bitch about not being able to get a haircut or whatever the hell they do... *while
      Seniors in high school missed out on graduation and prom*

    • @33melonpaws77
      @33melonpaws77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Clearly the virus snuck in with the secret 6G network that THE GOVERNMENT (don't ask which, it's just THE) has been using since 1887.

    • @sunnybee91
      @sunnybee91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stay safe fam!

    • @shadowpyre
      @shadowpyre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It got snuck in by someone with 5G contamination, obviously. It's all caused by 5G, and 5G alone.
      But seriously, stay safe. Hope things get better soon.

  • @sj2744
    @sj2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    The Click: * talks about looking forward to summer *
    Me: * laying in bed on a rainy day in december * what is this "warm" you speak of?

    • @ahrima
      @ahrima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      me, an australian: *laughs in december is in summer*

    • @alonsoaballay4671
      @alonsoaballay4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ahrima me a chilean: you and me brother/sister

    • @Quaking_Aspen
      @Quaking_Aspen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me, a Minnesotan: what is “rain?” Do you mean that weird white stuff that burns to touch?

  • @evaschneider4857
    @evaschneider4857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    My Catholic school blamed the virus on the “unnecessary skin showing” during Super Bowl Halftime Show and how God’s mad about it. They also pointed to the fact that there were abortion clinics around hotspots, and that must mean that that is another reason for God’s wrath.

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hahahahaha that reminds me of a priest saying the, virus is a punishment because of the LGBTQ community and he got it even though he's straight. No it's a natural or lab made virus

    • @swordbunni
      @swordbunni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 hmmmm i dunno man, seems pretty gay to me

    • @darkesthourstudios
      @darkesthourstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tell them: “So, You WANT every pregnant Woman to have to have a Child? Even If They Were Raped?”

  • @thebigpotato959
    @thebigpotato959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    My parents: *yells at me for having emotions and opinions*
    Me: *refuses to talk to them*
    My parents: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @alienindisguise5546
      @alienindisguise5546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dad: *insults my interests*
      Me: *doesn't want to hang out with him*
      Dad: why don't you hangout with me?

    • @joshuahamberg6765
      @joshuahamberg6765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thats my neighbor that tries to act like my uncle and shit.

    • @charliekahn4205
      @charliekahn4205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Cody West STUDENT Sometimes apathy is better than obsession. It's still not great, but it ranks one higher on the list.

    • @rhondatravis2961
      @rhondatravis2961 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prayers

    • @apockylypse101
      @apockylypse101 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope you’re doing better now!

  • @gaspshichat
    @gaspshichat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Here's something happy:
    My dad has yelled at me once. I was 7 years old and cried afterwards. He sat me down, apologized, and swore to never do it again. It's been 6 years. He still hasn't
    Update: Well he started yelling at me again
    Edit: Hi, my dad beats me :)
    Context: He has always hit me in a "playful" manner but he does it hard and it hurts and he doesn't listen to me when I say it hurts

    • @arcanekitsune4202
      @arcanekitsune4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Aw, that's nice, being yelled at sucks so I'm glad it all worked out :)

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      What a nice man. Props to your father

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@alephkasai9384
      He sucks a lot but thanks

    • @DastardlyDawar
      @DastardlyDawar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@gaspshichat why does he suck? from what you said it seems like he's a nice guy

    • @gaspshichat
      @gaspshichat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@DastardlyDawar
      He doesn't give me any privacy ever. I'm 13 and he barged into the bathroom while I was using it claiming I was in there too long. He manipulates me into coming over to his house when I don't want to by saying "Wren (my sister) wants you. She misses you."

  • @jase_gacha
    @jase_gacha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    My dad has schizophrenia and had always "forgotten" to take his meds causing him to hurt me and the rest of my family mentally and physically, he finally started taking his meds 3 years ago but...
    I'm 13...

    • @soxxs-l4k
      @soxxs-l4k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Please come to someone if it gets worse

  • @someguy4127
    @someguy4127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Kid: uses logic in his/her argument
    Parent: kIdS aRe So DeFiAnT tHeSe DaYs!! 😡😡😡

    • @monkey9717
      @monkey9717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ReSpEcT yOuR eLdErS

    • @GutsVod
      @GutsVod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@monkey9717 I bIrThEd YoU

    • @qwercyk7041
      @qwercyk7041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@monkey9717 As LoNg As YoU lIvE uNdEr My RoOf YoU fOlLoW mY rUlEs

    • @jonathankahl6302
      @jonathankahl6302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Flying Worms DoNt TaLk BaCk To Me

    • @bettyunicorn6132
      @bettyunicorn6132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @darkridrago6146
    @darkridrago6146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Christian moms: your art is bringing demons into the house!
    My demons: *taking small things and hiding them in odd places around the house*
    Me: Geoffrey I swear if my light bulbs aren't here when I get back from work we're watching Karen's antivax video again!
    Me when I get home: *lightbulbs on my pillow with an I'm sorry note*

    • @Antyla
      @Antyla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      My house always has this marble bouncing sound against tiled floor. I don't know why. I always hear it coming from upstair. Don't feel like trying to find out the cause.
      I wonder though if it's really them trying to annoy me. I did "make a deal" with them when I was younger(dunno if they accepted :p); to not disturb me for 3 years. But it's been longer than 3 years now. Hm...

    • @inkyjonin5341
      @inkyjonin5341 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      My demons can't even handle the messed up shit going on here.

    • @goldenreflection2811
      @goldenreflection2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is something with one singular light on an upstairs landing in my house that makes it flicker, but it stops when I focus on it so I have the idea that it is a demon living in the light that tries to manifest and makes the light flicker but it is scared of me

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice.

    • @Madelines_Menagerie
      @Madelines_Menagerie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Golden Reflection bruh you just have a superpower

  • @joshuavanzyl6910
    @joshuavanzyl6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    When the "child" is smarter than their parent...

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I Believe it is called common sense , logic oh and informing yourself ?

    • @joshuavanzyl6910
      @joshuavanzyl6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reynhacoezy5510 Correct

    • @diseasedrat1745
      @diseasedrat1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's because she tried to spawn kill him

    • @joshuavanzyl6910
      @joshuavanzyl6910 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diseasedrat1745 yeah but spawn protection was still on

    • @randomdude9630
      @randomdude9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am here to patch out the spawn protection

  • @tobyandahalf
    @tobyandahalf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Stepdad: Hm, I'm acting like a literal shit yelling at my daughter. I just punished her by sending her outside for twenty minutes in almost below freezing temperatures. She doesn't want to eat now or talk to any of us. Maybe I should scream at her about what her problem is. It must be her father feeding her these lies about me abusing her. Man, I am totally in the right here!

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Most humans are insane. Have you seen what the world is like where there are barely any people? We evolved madness to be able to survive is what I'm seeing from personal experience and what zoologists and evolutionary scientists have studied and published. Madness born from pattern recognition even where there are no patterns, it's a negative feedback loop, it's why religion persists even though they make no logical sense, since pattern recognition is a cognitive shortcut.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hainleysimpson1507 truly insane in crowds: locusts.

  • @mgsgamer8340
    @mgsgamer8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Me when I see insane parents:
    I don’t need sleep, I NEED VENGEANCE.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Idea behind Flat-Earthers
      is that Technology improves too fast.
      Which yeah, it is.
      But not for all people, just for many.
      Which is why not all, but many,
      are Flat-Earthers.
      People get scared from the fast
      progress; that's the reason for Flat-Earthers.

    • @CringeyFishy
      @CringeyFishy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here bou take all of kind of guns I had don't worry i have lots

    • @Natalia-jb7vv
      @Natalia-jb7vv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can help with this vengeance *casually pulls kitchen knife out of shoe* tonight the rivers shall run red with the blood of the sinners. =)

    • @somuchtocook9159
      @somuchtocook9159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me who is a meme Christian and filled with hate: DEUS VULT

    • @objectshowshipper
      @objectshowshipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weapon store!
      Come buy ur anti-idiot weapons!
      🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️🏹🏹🏹🏹🏹🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️🛡️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

  • @neterminaemn6321
    @neterminaemn6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    My Dad searching for parenting advice online:
    Google: Treat your child with respect and personal space and support them in their interests.
    Bing:
    JUST BEAT IT

    • @aggressivelysobbing
      @aggressivelysobbing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this is why bing is on my computer

    • @neterminaemn6321
      @neterminaemn6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aggressivelysobbing
      EXACTLY same as me

    • @futuretone
      @futuretone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ...in which context of "beat it?"

    • @neterminaemn6321
      @neterminaemn6321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@futuretone Hol' up

    • @mrt6292
      @mrt6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@futuretone *Every context*

  • @Scooter-sz1no
    @Scooter-sz1no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    This entire sub can be summarized in one quote from Hercules “aren’t we forgetting one teenzy-weenzy but ever so crucial little tiny detail I OWN YOU”

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good comment, but you could
      edit it to make it perfect.
      Cause grammar?

    • @lazyfrog1718
      @lazyfrog1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 SHUT UP, GRAMMAR NAZI!

    • @99brexit
      @99brexit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazyfrog1718 NO

    • @lazyfrog1718
      @lazyfrog1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@99brexit FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ARE U DUMMB? DONT FUCKING REPLY TO THINGS THAT ARE OVER 2 WEEKS OLD. ITS JUST ANNOYING!

    • @99brexit
      @99brexit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lazyfrog1718 *DO I SHITTTING CARE FOR GOD FUCKING TWIT ASS SAKES NO*

  • @probablyafemboy4668
    @probablyafemboy4668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how in the thumbnail the baby has the laser eyes just like "Thank you father, I shall now exact my revenge on my enemies."

  • @davisgc02
    @davisgc02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    5:36
    I heard a similar one from my Statistics teacher when I was a sophomore. Ice cream sales and shark attacks are correlated. That doesn't mean eating ice cream is going to get you killed by a shark.

    • @isaiahf-d846
      @isaiahf-d846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stat gang

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also, sharks only retaliate when it smells blood or going in its territory.

    • @925263
      @925263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@electric_creeper No, they're evil and do it on purpose.

    • @electric_creeper
      @electric_creeper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@925263 What the hell man. Sharks have families too you know. They are really angry when you touch them or their kids.

  • @coyotem3a1
    @coyotem3a1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    What I learned today:
    Starbucks causes Covid

    • @heliosspecialistarrogant7031
      @heliosspecialistarrogant7031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Still better than my local msm, they say that peoples who say the virus started in China and that the ccp try to cover up are conspiracy theorist and that it is racist to even doubt that China might Ave try to hide it.

    • @ohitscryo
      @ohitscryo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fake, everyone knows Gaming spreads covid

    • @enion6167
      @enion6167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apparently

    • @SirWhiskersThe3rd
      @SirWhiskersThe3rd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget about Walmarts

    • @nekooccult3466
      @nekooccult3466 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Need a dispenser here*

  • @anxlusive2173
    @anxlusive2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    The mandalorian: kills everyone
    Angry mom: this streaming service is for kids

    • @imanard3593
      @imanard3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read the post as I read the post you’re talking about

    • @anxlusive2173
      @anxlusive2173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@imanard3593 thanks man appreciate you getting the joke

    • @imanard3593
      @imanard3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      An Xlusive you’re welcome

    • @Jacob-zk1jy
      @Jacob-zk1jy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mandalorians are a species specifically for warfare and pirating and even though in clone wars mandalorians became very peaceful and only protect but as soon as maul became ruler everyone approved of the restoration of the previous savage ways

    • @pilotlewis1578
      @pilotlewis1578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      General Kenobi who asked?

  • @jesse-d1v
    @jesse-d1v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    My mother: beats me, yells at me and threatens to beat me within an inch of my life
    Me: has panic attack and asks her to stop
    Mom: wHaT dId I dO?!

    • @thediscodevil0949
      @thediscodevil0949 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know this is a two-year old comment, but this reminds me of when my mum once told me I’d be lying there in a pool of blood if she got her hands on me when I was a kid.

  • @pastel_freak0w073
    @pastel_freak0w073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    Me:**have severe S.A.D(Social anxiety disorder)**
    My parents the day I was diagnosed: We UnDerStAnD.
    My parents any other time: WhY Don'T yoU SpeAk up. WhY aRE YoU So ShY?????????? Why ArE You no SOCIAL!?

    • @sup7499
      @sup7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Emma Todd You can trust the friendly and slightly cursed community of The Click.
      We have cookies!!!

    • @sup7499
      @sup7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Emma Todd Y-Yeah.... You do you....

    • @sup7499
      @sup7499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Emma Todd Oh thats ok then xd

    • @everythinghurts6982
      @everythinghurts6982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      you can say you have the severe sad
      sorry qvq

    • @Scottish.roadkillrat
      @Scottish.roadkillrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I dont have any disorders, Yet.
      But man/girl that sucks. Nobody likes toxic parents

  • @matheadeannegarcia3610
    @matheadeannegarcia3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Me: *has anxiety and doesn't want to talk to the delivery person*
    My Mom: *Forces me anyway*
    Me: "But mom I'm scared.."
    My Mom: "GET OVER YOURSELF!! I HATE YOUR ATTITUDE, WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?!? GO! GO!"

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I am so sorry you deal with that. I also have anxiety.

    • @matheadeannegarcia3610
      @matheadeannegarcia3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beefstroganoff8597 Thanks, no one in my family cares about my mental state. Also I think I may have ADHD or ADD, but my mom won't let me because she thinks mental illnesses don't exist, and it's all just an excuse to sell medication.

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandora 3268 Why in heck would she not believe in mental illnesses?!?!

    • @matheadeannegarcia3610
      @matheadeannegarcia3610 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beefstroganoff8597 Because, "MeNtaL iLlnesSeS aReN't rEaL"

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pandora 3268 what a Karen.

  • @xxalexandriaxx8450
    @xxalexandriaxx8450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Me: *makes lunch and eats it*
    Mum: I AM THE LOWEST PRIORITY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WHY THE HELL IS HERE A POT ON THE HOB
    Me: * still eating * I'm sorry I was gunna put it away after lunch
    Mum: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
    * My mum leaving her saucepan on the hob for the next couple hours*

    • @trekkergek5865
      @trekkergek5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True, can agree.

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .... the hell is a Hob

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow probably a slang for stove judging by the context

    • @beefstew4948
      @beefstew4948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHAT THE H E C K is a hob

    • @hanin_gurl
      @hanin_gurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beefstew4948 probably stove

  • @derpface1279
    @derpface1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    The Click: people should supposed to have a license to have children
    My Mom: I agree with this
    Me: ...yes...

    • @d.agaming3020
      @d.agaming3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The fact that you have the guts to watch a click video with either of your parents says that you're braver than half of the rest of us.

    • @derpface1279
      @derpface1279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My dad probably would also agree but he’s in prison… :c

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mine as well, but then she also thought of the civil rights protestors as troublemakers that shouldn't be allowed to get together.
      Which put her entirely against half of the very first amendment...

  • @buzzyboo3837
    @buzzyboo3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I'm biologically a girl, but I identify as non binary because I'm not comfortable being a girl. And my mom gets upset because "She had a girl to dress her up and she wont let her." They dont know I'm non binary. But its nice knowing my life to her is to just dress up, get married, and have children for her.

    • @youneverseeanoldmaneatinga7416
      @youneverseeanoldmaneatinga7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Ugh I went to school with a girl who was desperate to have a baby girl just so she do its hair and dress it up :( sadly, she got pregnant and had a baby at 17. It was a boy. She should have just got a doll.

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I’m cis F and never liked bows or dresses. Too many parents think kids are mini-mes and don’t realize kids are individuals

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sorry, I'm lucky in that I have a more wholesome inversion. I came out as a trans woman and my mom way too tomboy to help me femme up (I've only seen her wear skirts or dresses for weddings, and her makeup is always minimal).

    • @Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef
      @Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same! I didn’t realize anyone else out there felt the same!

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a shitty reason to have a kid. They're people, not dolls 😡

  • @ChaserHati
    @ChaserHati 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Me, a young adult: pondering whether I should tell my parents I feel like dying, scratched the shit out of my hand in a drunk fit of anger
    My mom: mockingly "oh, now you're cutting yourself like those edgy teens"
    Me: "oh I was just messing around, don't worry" decides to keep quiet

    • @saphirfelup874
      @saphirfelup874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oh no. Please, if you feel like talking to someone would help you, there are many hotlines for different areas around the world. If you want someone to talk to, I would be happy to be the one to listen.
      I'm sorry if this comes of as obnoxious or anything, but, like. Your mom sounds terrible, at least in this aspect.

    • @arandomstranger6954
      @arandomstranger6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I agree with the guy above, stay well bro

    • @tinysnek7586
      @tinysnek7586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh shit I totes get that. I still got scars on my hand when I scratched it when I freaked out (I'm a really anxious person). Attempts to explain it to my parents end up with me being mocked or just told to not do it. My mom's more worried about the scars than why they're there. Sorry that happened to you, dude. Hope things get better someday and you get the support you deserve.

    • @mrjayjay124
      @mrjayjay124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My man there are lots of us like you out there, don’t think you’re alone. There are a lot of people who will help you. For every bad person, there are 10 good ones. Stay strong

    • @anonymousonyx7755
      @anonymousonyx7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DISOWN THEM BITCH!!! DONT LET THEM BULLY YOU. IF THEY MOCK YOU THEY ARE WORTHLESS AS PARENTS!!!!!

  • @undertaleordeltarune8956
    @undertaleordeltarune8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    My dad: diabetic, has minor asthma
    Me: trying to make sense to him as to why we should stay home
    My dad:invites people over, degrading me and telling me im an idiot for believing the government and that ms.rona is fake
    Me: o k a y t h e n

    • @transboyinacisworld
      @transboyinacisworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OK BOOMER

    • @EveeCake
      @EveeCake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ok that's just plain stupid. Having asthma in this time is a big deal. I have asthma and my parents took extra precaution to make sure I'm ok.
      Gosh I can't understand people like that hhh

    • @undertaleordeltarune8956
      @undertaleordeltarune8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Kim Yo Jong's Sandwich I'm gonna renegade on his coffin

    • @undertaleordeltarune8956
      @undertaleordeltarune8956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@EveeCake ikr. He do be a boomer tho

    • @tenkoshimura4882
      @tenkoshimura4882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I may be horrible but I looked at my grandmother over Skype and told her .
      " do as you please , your 68 years old. But dont expect me to visit you in the hospital as you die from Covid . "

  • @natthelizardgirl9312
    @natthelizardgirl9312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    "the president just said it would be okay"
    Oh boy, this aged like fine wine.

    • @idkfu2781
      @idkfu2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh, yes it did.

    • @mwperk02
      @mwperk02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feels like it aged like milk.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mwperk02 which typically would be cheese. ;)

  • @dionchi9105
    @dionchi9105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    i can feel the actual pain these people who got insane parents as someone to live with for halfway most of their life's.
    having parents that doesn't support a dream is actually stressing, and i'm not even at the age of 18+ and all i can do right now is dream of my future.
    my mom is really desperate of me being a doctor one day and kept saying that I would be good at this, good at that bla bla, but i just think that dream isn't really fitting from what i like.
    i personally want to work on art and music, but my mom isn't even likely to let me play an instrument (she bashed my guitar once, and i currently don't have the money to replace the old one)
    so if people has the experience of not having a current supporting role model. Hey, you're not alone. Stay strong and chase your dream. No matter what people think you do you because you're your own choice maker

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'd love to have your determination. Drawing and singing are my passion, but I already gave up at the young age of 14 because Of don't think I'll be able to reach anything if I need people to appreciate a work that I don't appreciate myself.

    • @Fernanda-jx6ep
      @Fernanda-jx6ep 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Please follow your passion, I studied to years of something I didn't love and it was horrible. Now I'm happy studying arts and know that I couldn't have made a better choice. At the end of the day, you're gonna live your life, not your mom. Good luck, try hard and don't give up

  • @wielderofthetriforce5567
    @wielderofthetriforce5567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Click: Here's food for thought: license for having kids
    Me: This man is a genius

    • @jacksonhughes8357
      @jacksonhughes8357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Like you need to show that you are a valid person that could actually take care of a child before you have one. Then if you don't have a license cps could take them until you have a license.

    • @crocuslament9680
      @crocuslament9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jacksonhughes8357 To drive a car you need a license. To have complete control over another human being you need a reproductive system.

    • @JadeJuno
      @JadeJuno 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah... that wouldn't work

    • @imanard3593
      @imanard3593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well I hope it is at least considered

    • @youraveragesub
      @youraveragesub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Before you graduate or any time you had a child, you'll get a guide for raising kids (which you must read on a span of a week) and you'll get a test on how good you are by taking care of a robot baby (for 3 days). If the robot broke, by any circumstances, you'll never get a license and will not get a license ever again.

  • @willzpillz
    @willzpillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "If you act like this, you better not complain when you see your kid holding a super shotgun."
    - A fellow slayer.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: No, no, NO! The compensator needs to be at an angle for rifled slugs in the super shotgun!
      There! Now you're set to launch grenades out of that thing, so it's no longer a toy.

    • @Shark59809
      @Shark59809 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the funniest comment I've seen all day

  • @DulcetCatharsis
    @DulcetCatharsis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    My relationship with my parents is very strained, but in a one sided kinda way. They don't realize that I'm so angry with them all the time, because if they did then it would just make everything worse. They treat me like shit, and I just grin and bear it while I cope with the stress. Can't wait to leave this hell

  • @AmethystLuna07
    @AmethystLuna07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I'm in my late thirties and when I was a teenager my parents never took my depression seriously. That fact still affects me to this day. I really needed to hear the affirmation Click lends in this video. Thank you.

  • @TobValHjerte
    @TobValHjerte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Me: The lockdown makes me sad but I'll open the window to let in air and help my mood.
    Wasp: 0w0 hewwo dwo you wawnt somwon tuwu twalk wiwth???
    Me: Well... guess I'll die (0-0)

    • @CWcaudell44M
      @CWcaudell44M 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Terra Timber wait did this actually happen?

    • @CalmQueenKey
      @CalmQueenKey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I completely understand.

    • @TobValHjerte
      @TobValHjerte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CWcaudell44M u... umm... noOOoooO defiantly not ÓwÒ I dwefinatewy dwident hawve a wawsp in my hwouse
      Wasp: * is in cornner of window *

    • @billy5310
      @billy5310 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That happened to my too we can die together although I have already squished the wasp with a book but it keeps happening so oof OwO

    • @TobValHjerte
      @TobValHjerte 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billy5310 oof. How tho??? XD

  • @fbiagent8675
    @fbiagent8675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Hope you’re enjoying this lovely spring weather.”
    Me: laughs in West Virginia

  • @vegangummybearz.
    @vegangummybearz. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Anyone else having to go to therapy to find out “why” they’re depressed even though you know exactly the reason and how to solve it but your therapist is trying to get you to spend more time with the cause of your depression? Just me and my insanely manipulative mom? Ok

    • @st0ny242
      @st0ny242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Very late answer, but that doesn't sound like a good therapist. Unless they think that there is a way to solve your conflict by spending time with/talking to your mom? But usually, staying away from toxic people is the best thing you can do (I mean if they were able to handle conflict like a grown-up, they wouldn't be toxic, right?) Maybe you can ask your therapist what's their reason for pushing you

  • @pinkpusheenpaws
    @pinkpusheenpaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Mom: * is constantly arguing with my dad on the phone downstairs *
    Also mom: why won’t you come downstairs :(

    • @Scottish.roadkillrat
      @Scottish.roadkillrat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is me exept my parents know that I dont want to come down in an argument

  • @nidjiunanatshi
    @nidjiunanatshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Quick insane parents story : my mom took in a 19 year old girl this winter, because when she came out her parents turned batshit crazy, her mother wouldn't even walk by her in the corridor from fear she might "catch the lesbian disease", and her father, who'd always treated her like a punching bag, became worse and threatened multiple times to hang her by the ankles in the cellar to "cure" her. They're not even religious. They don't even have that as an reason for their behavior. So the girl called child services and lived with her aunt for a few months before her aunt threw her out, two weeks before Christmas, because "Christmas is a family holiday and you're not exactly family anymore". Fun times.

    • @vc_whatever
      @vc_whatever 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hope she's in good hands now and that things would get better for her. She doesn't deserve all that, and I could only wish that she's being supported and loved in the place she's in now

    • @nidjiunanatshi
      @nidjiunanatshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@vc_whatever She lives with us now, she's in her final year of high-school and she just got accepted into the university she applied for. Her girlfriend came by yesterday, they're both super sweet. She'll probably leave my mom's house this September and it's going to be hard because the three of us get along really well. I can only hope that other people who were in the same situation as her manage to find a way out.

    • @nidjiunanatshi
      @nidjiunanatshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Micayla Yeap She's definitely better now, she still has to get used to not apologizing for everything and not putting herself down all the time, but there's definitely progress. It's hard to come back from traumas like these but it's fortunately possible.

    • @nidjiunanatshi
      @nidjiunanatshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Micayla Yeap I do too

    • @eggman3908
      @eggman3908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's being a homophob
      And then there is having reason.
      And me, being grossed out, yet not wanting them to go to hell

  • @YukiTheSilly
    @YukiTheSilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Oh, that's such a long video, clicky wicky senpai
    Okay sorry. I can't talk like this.
    Kill me. Thanks.

    • @YukiTheSilly
      @YukiTheSilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Okay, may I? Thanks.
      Whuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      Okay, that's enough. Thanks

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what The FORK

    • @sheixmusic
      @sheixmusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/aaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @da1mx433
      @da1mx433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá
      Aaáaaaaáaaaaaaaá

    • @Oasismaker
      @Oasismaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      U forgot the UwU

  • @simon_says_lots_of_things
    @simon_says_lots_of_things 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I went to a silent auction with my mom once (probably about 2-5 years ago) and the large crowd of people majorly overwhelmed me. My mom continually asked me to go into the crowd and check on an item she wanted and to compensate, I started digging my nails into my palm because it gave me something to distract myself from the large number of people around me. I've suspected for a while that I may have anxiety of some sort because I've always felt panicky in large crowds and was very hesitant to do this. My mom's response was "It's not that bad."
    A family friend sitting at the table (bc it was a silent auction with a dinner after and then a normal auction) saw it after the fact and I told her what happened so she tried to recommend some things to help. When my *mom* saw l, because the friend was trying to make her aware of the problem, she fucking laughed at it and jokingly showed my grandparents (her parents) and my uncle/his family that was there with us.
    Safe to say that's one of the last times I tried to open up to her about mental illnesses that I might have.

  • @kloams26
    @kloams26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The woman is like:
    ThE pOwEr Of FrIeNdShIp WiLl KiLl ThE ViRuS

    • @trekkergek5865
      @trekkergek5865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Most likely the virus will kill the friendship.

    • @navyntune8158
      @navyntune8158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Karen, plot armor ain't real

    • @trekkergek5865
      @trekkergek5865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It will also kill the people behind the friendship, in addition.

    • @hanin_gurl
      @hanin_gurl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@trekkergek5865 yes

    • @nightmary1313
      @nightmary1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a brony i take offense
      (Joke)

  • @melaniefelger1658
    @melaniefelger1658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Funny story:
    My dad climbed half way through my wondow while i was on Instagram to record me and tell everyone im insane and show it to "the court". This happened because i woke up to him trying to kick down my door because we had gotten in a fight the night before over the fact he thinks he can control how i wear makeup

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Ha ha.... funny... yeah
      I'm so sorry for you :(

  • @citizenofdunwall2318
    @citizenofdunwall2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Parents in r/insaneparens posts: *doing crazy stuff*
    18 years old me: *making notes to not become such idiot*

    • @therealspeedwagon1451
      @therealspeedwagon1451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or just don’t have kids

    • @citizenofdunwall2318
      @citizenofdunwall2318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 *loads shotgun* Ok, just let me get rid of remaining ones.

    • @AL-se6kh
      @AL-se6kh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@therealspeedwagon1451 Your right, I do not deserve to have kids.

  • @kirathekillerarb3706
    @kirathekillerarb3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    23:28 welp... that's my mothers favourite line when she goes ballistic on me for stupid, toxic reasons.

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kira the Killer Arb How bad is it? And if it’s too bad cut contact when you can move.

  • @nevermore7285
    @nevermore7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    16:30 you knows it bad when he calls his father “Jeff” and his mother “Kathy” and his parents are clearly aware of it enough that his father signs his texts “Dad” as a failed reminder

  • @chronicgrails2412
    @chronicgrails2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    My parents scream at me for not getting up by 8am but it's apparently fine when they randomly decide they can't be bothered to be my parents some days and I end up having to care for myself and them entirely. I'm 14

    • @AnteroTheMother
      @AnteroTheMother 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Are you me but in different a timeline? I mean am a bit older but had this same thing happening to me since I was 13.
      I do know your struggle and I am senting you virtual hugs ‧✧̣̥̇‧
      (Edit: grammar)

    • @chronicgrails2412
      @chronicgrails2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@AnteroTheMother First off thanks for the virtual hugs. Second, I hope things are better for you now or will get better if you're still having problems * sends virtual hugs *

    • @empatheticapathy3563
      @empatheticapathy3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish you both the best! Good luck with life and may it get better!

    • @chronicgrails2412
      @chronicgrails2412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@empatheticapathy3563 Thanks. I plan to move out ASAP and to move away as far as possible, preferably in a different country. There's a plethora of other problems going on in my home life and I want to distance myself like they contracted highly infectious super aids.

    • @empatheticapathy3563
      @empatheticapathy3563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ChronicGrails You can do! Just stick it out for a few more years! Just be care not to let them see any of your comments like this... You’ve clearly seen Click’s Reddit videos, and know that the r/insaneparents can easily be set off.

  • @namenotfound0
    @namenotfound0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    its not only that im scared of talking about how i feel with my parents but that i also dont want to get close to my toxic parents even if they do understand how i feel

  • @Bored_Kaga
    @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Where my mom grew up most people are like "Oh you made eye contact? Get married" thus causing teenage marriage and pregnancy, etc

    • @josephinestalin7414
      @josephinestalin7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What sort of weird twisted place did your mum grow up in

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@josephinestalin7414 Probably some weird country, most likely not america or any large, well known countries. I don't know about these kind of things, but the smaller, less known countries tend to be more underground, or even smaller, less known towns/villages in large, well known countries. Stuff like this can't be attributed to many well known countries, so wherever Mea's mother lived, they probably didn't have many laws.

    • @Bored_Kaga
      @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@josephinestalin7414 My grandparents' place. It's on her father's side of the family and my grandpa's siblings and cousins are drunkards and/or savages. Luckily their grandchildren (my cousins) aren't but my mother's cousins are kind of like that. My mom once mentioned some brothers that (unsuccessfully) attempt to kill one another when drunk. They chase each other around holding farming tools until they're sober again.

    • @Bored_Kaga
      @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zonic3451 Philippines. There are quite a few laws, many places are organized. There are just these few rowdy areas.
      Edit: Also, just because there are some rowdy off-map areas like where my mother grew up doesn't mean that the country is overall bad. The only truly bad thing is Duterte and the DDS.

    • @Zonic3451
      @Zonic3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bored_Kaga Alright, sorry. Just was concerned.

  • @IamCoalfoot
    @IamCoalfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Herd Immunity" is legit needed, but like many good things in life it can't be rushed. At the fast end a virus that has basically no negative effects but spreads quickly you could probably get it in a couple months, but CV requires so many resources to keep people going through it that it' be better to take, like, at least a couple years. While keeping the immunocompromised well away.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or we stay home for 3 weeks or reduce transmission below R1 1.0 or we vaccinate
      All similarly effective, most cheaper than actually getting sick, not that stupid people keep me from doing my best 😅

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I understand your addiction was a disease" Well, its not though?

    • @lorifiedler13
      @lorifiedler13 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sad thing is because of isolation we are losing the heard immunity for little things like colds.

  • @Hypertension565
    @Hypertension565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I feel like my mom went the opposite way she used to hit me and yell anytime I made a mistake but nowadays it seems she a lot more calm and actually realized that she was harming our relationship.

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Now, more than ever
    WE NEED TO TRUST OUR DOCTORS!

    • @josephinestalin7414
      @josephinestalin7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shouldn't we always trust our doctors

    • @15oClock
      @15oClock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mr Hugs I'm not saying we need to do everything they say; I'm saying they need to be right and we need to follow that advice. They can be wrong, and we can ignore their advice, but we can't afford to choose just one, especially during these times.

    • @josephinestalin7414
      @josephinestalin7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@15oClock I agree with that statment

    • @electrobrotm217
      @electrobrotm217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For a moment, I read that as "WE NEED TO THRUST OUR DOCTORS" and now I'm ashamed of what I've come come to be.

    • @josephinestalin7414
      @josephinestalin7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@electrobrotm217 that still is an option

  • @sourgummyshark
    @sourgummyshark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Me: has depression, anxiety, ADHD
    My mom: jUsT fOcUs AnD tHiNk PoSiTiVe
    Me: if only it were that easy

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok, but grammar?
      Your comment is hard to look at, which
      shouldnt be.

    • @lazyfrog1718
      @lazyfrog1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@slevinchannel7589 it is literally a meme format, and you replied to a dead comment. congrats on being an arsehole.

    • @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939
      @gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@slevinchannel7589 lmao you're a Karen

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 NO, i am literally the opposite.
      Someone who fights Karens.
      Anti-Karen-Spray has not been invented yet, after all. But theres still ways.

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939 Yeah, being rude to strangers sure makes 'me' the Karen... yeah... Look at yourself and rethink that.

  • @amethyst_dawn
    @amethyst_dawn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +457

    Religious Mom: "Your lesbian art is bringing demons! Delete everything!"
    Me, a Conservative Christian: "That's not how demons work, and that's not how parenting works."

    • @satan3763
      @satan3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      So, I have a few demons interested in lesbian art, can I swing them by your place?

    • @user-db6zr5hm4u
      @user-db6zr5hm4u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Satan hi satan

    • @definitelynotsam5063
      @definitelynotsam5063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@satan3763 sup how is it going pal

    • @microwaveidiot9475
      @microwaveidiot9475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks satan

    • @cbadefghijklmnopeyt1799
      @cbadefghijklmnopeyt1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Satan oh... um... wait... am I going to hell?

  • @MattHew-rq8zw
    @MattHew-rq8zw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    As an ex-soldier, I can say the picture with the parent and glock... makes me uneasy, very uneasy. (served from 2009 until 2012, in Afghanistan).

    • @humanperson2205
      @humanperson2205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that's a M&P

    • @drpro5762
      @drpro5762 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought it was a Glock -18c

  • @iluvcheese6679
    @iluvcheese6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The worst thing is when your parents says I'm sorry that you feel that way. As if that's an apology, it's clearly not an apology but they're trying to make it seem like it is. They're like it's not my fault, but I'm sorry that you think it is. and my dad does this all the time

  • @ink9024
    @ink9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I got one for the Phil swift format
    Me:talks to a therapist and literally gets sent to a hospital for depression
    My dad: YoU dOnT kNoW kNoW dEpReSsEd uNtiL you ArE an AdUlT

  • @jayskestrel8130
    @jayskestrel8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    both my real parents and grandparents are falling under this category.

    • @moriorinvictus7269
      @moriorinvictus7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's raining while it's sunny, Are you beating your wife again Satan?

    • @LY-sy2md
      @LY-sy2md 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...same

    • @wrengarner1724
      @wrengarner1724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mine are definitely on the bad parents spectrum, but nothing like these peeps.

  • @jodiwesterkamm6030
    @jodiwesterkamm6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    These kind of videos are why I love having normal parents.

  • @izzythepotato1626
    @izzythepotato1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Idk how to word this but,my friend thought that depression wasn’t real,then she got it I guess idk? Well now she knows it’s real. That’s what lots of parts of this video reminds me of so yeah....

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      IzzyThe Potato Most likely their parent saying depression is fake. Spreading stupidity.

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Notification:
    **comes up**
    Me:
    **clicks immediately without even looking who made it**
    Also me:
    **hears "oopsie whoopsie"**
    Me again:
    This is a the click video isnt it

    • @Bored_Kaga
      @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Obviously

    • @yazzytoube
      @yazzytoube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He is “the click”

    • @Tropicality.
      @Tropicality. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kinda cringe ngl :/

    • @bobbyknotts2309
      @bobbyknotts2309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DOOT

    • @orangedinohunter
      @orangedinohunter 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me trying to watch emkay the click:"HELLO LADIES LADS AND LASSOS"

  • @mothill_
    @mothill_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    The click: it’s nice outside
    Me in Canada: it’s literally snowing right now...

    • @wert1234576
      @wert1234576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So...its A normal day there?

    • @TroubleMuppet
      @TroubleMuppet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I went to Canada on holiday and I was in awe, there was SO MUCH FRICKING SNOW!!!! It was AMAZING!!! First thing my dad did was jump out a window onto the snow (first floor window, don't worry) we NEVER get snow here, you're hella lucky you can make snowmen and crap

    • @FunnyParadox
      @FunnyParadox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's nice outside when it snow ^^

    • @mothill_
      @mothill_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scp 939 no wtf! I’m not fat and I’m not all that ugly, idk where you thought that cuz it’s completely wrong!

  • @lgl3108
    @lgl3108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    idk but after years of my mom and dad yelling at me and bullying me I'm so uncomfortable with them that just staring them in the eyes and holding a regular conversation is too hard for me to do.

  • @mikecampbell7950
    @mikecampbell7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    This is why I loose faith in parents anymore.
    Edit: Claren I thought your father put you In a straight jacket and destroyed the router

  • @emmakris6933
    @emmakris6933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I have seen a lot of people naming their abusive mothers “birthgiver” on their phones, it fits

  • @bruhmoment9282
    @bruhmoment9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    *Screaming intensifies*

    • @YukiTheSilly
      @YukiTheSilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Congratulations on the heart ❤️😂

  • @toasty_tonsty
    @toasty_tonsty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    *Me thinking my parents aren't that bad *
    *Realizes my parents do more than half of these *

    • @thecrimsonwolf2456
      @thecrimsonwolf2456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know the feeling.

    • @catlover5721
      @catlover5721 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn, sorry about your parents. I hope you’re doing alright now

    • @Art3riez
      @Art3riez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @b-rabbit3654
    @b-rabbit3654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Me: *suffers from hereditary MDD that has killed off several family members, ASPD, GAD,
    and (extremely minor) PTSD*
    Random strangers: what an *A T T E N T I O N T H O T*

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      F.

    • @preston9054
      @preston9054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That sounds horrible. I wish you the best of luck, internet stranger. You’ve got this.

    • @revst4r
      @revst4r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My friend has autism, depression and anxiety. Wish you the best, mate.

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      F

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My teachers took an entire hour to figure out that I wasn't lying about my condition to get attention. I was in a rush that morning and didn't take my painkillers. If I don't take my meds, the pain is so bad that I throw up anything I eat and can barely walk. I had to walk to lunch while being in terrible pain, and only when I went to the bathroom and threw up my whole lunch they sent me home.

  • @Chrosteellium
    @Chrosteellium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    11:54 "If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won't even say one of the. That's the worse word."
    -John Mulaney

    • @bowiieh5187
      @bowiieh5187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay midget

    • @Chrosteellium
      @Chrosteellium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheBøwieOfSuburbia
      Ah shit

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John mulany is cool

  • @senecarus_whitur
    @senecarus_whitur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    6:07
    My mom forbid any negative emotions, like crying or being angry when she was around, so I never learned to handle them in a healthy way and also have been diagnosed with ptsd from my mothers yelling. 👍🏻
    Thanks Mom.

    • @tachanka6680
      @tachanka6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, that sucks

    • @senecarus_whitur
      @senecarus_whitur 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      reanixen
      It sure does, but I’m trying to become more independent now. I think I’ll manage :)

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lets just hope you don't go off the handle and murder her

    • @senecarus_whitur
      @senecarus_whitur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgie A
      Not funny and quite insensitive actually.
      I am way too scared of her to do anything. I also live by myself so that’s fine.
      But seriously dude, that was really insensitive

    • @senecarus_whitur
      @senecarus_whitur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Georgie A
      Sorry, I’ll quickly elaborate why I think that’s so insensitive.
      When ever my mother yelled at me or threatened me with physical and emotional violence I felt like my own life was in danger. I felt so scared. I couldn’t even lock myself in my room because she threatened to break my door in and I was very close to calling the cops, because she actually tried getting in by force before.
      I am very much against violence as I do not want to end up like her (one of my greatest fears)
      I hope you understand why I thought your comment was kind of hurtful as it kind of triggered an old memory. Like I said, I have ptsd from my mother.

  • @goldjaws
    @goldjaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Given the situation with my mother I'm going to wind up one of those kids who winds up having a wife and three kids and still has a mother who has absolutely no clue about it

  • @nikobellic4203
    @nikobellic4203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Me: *Dosen't eat veggies*
    Mom: So you've choosen hospital

    • @omachao6856
      @omachao6856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Niko Bellic why aren’t you eating your veggies NIKO?

    • @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286
      @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omachao
      PLEASE MOM IM ALLERGIC

    • @trevorgoodchild8266
      @trevorgoodchild8266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, you're not supposed to eat vegetables, you're supposed to put it around your neck and stay away from the 5G towers.

    • @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286
      @leftnewchannelstillkindaac4286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chop Top Sawyer
      Thanks for the tip 👌

    • @BigNutts21
      @BigNutts21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wanna go bowling?

  • @gloveboxgoose8523
    @gloveboxgoose8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    I like the “Karen” boice

  • @legoyoda645
    @legoyoda645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Me: **sees thumbnail**
    Also me: *”is this what America is”*

    • @sharkanarchy
      @sharkanarchy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It doesn't happen in other countries???

    • @-.bella.-
      @-.bella.- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @TrainerblueTube I've never been more proud. so long as the dude isn't an absolute idiot, no harm can come of it (I don't think its particularly useful, but definitely not harmful)

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @TrainerblueTube so all the parent has to do is put it on top of the fridge or something. Kids are idiots, why do you think child-proof medicine caps are so simple. I couldn’t figure out how to work a child proof cabinet lock (there was just a little piece of plastic you had to push down) for the longest time

    • @mcarrowtime7095
      @mcarrowtime7095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @TrainerblueTube the kid wouldn’t know if it was dangerous even if he hadn’t been shown the gun. At least you could try to implant the idea that it isn’t supposed to be touched.

  • @jesse-d1v
    @jesse-d1v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Mom: tells me how my behavior is caused by me using my phone
    Me: wHaT?
    My behavior is not caused by me using my phone it’s caused by you threatening me and yelling at me everyday

  • @lunaad1628
    @lunaad1628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Kid: lives as a normal person
    Insane parents playing MJ: Beat it, just beat it

  • @nevermore7285
    @nevermore7285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Honestly, the one time my dad showed me his guns as a kid was specifically so I wouldn’t be curious about them and try to play with them.

    • @arandomstranger6954
      @arandomstranger6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same, honestly

    • @925263
      @925263 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Emily Barclay You can tell them that with a photo..

    • @seirbhiseach
      @seirbhiseach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@925263 the weight of it made an impact on me as a kid. My uncle showed me a revolver to teach me about them, and I was like “cool like a cowboy gun” and then I held it with my hands. Hands, not one handed like the guys on tv, but I had to grip it with both hands to keep it diagonal towards the ground, and that sort of gave me the “oh crap, this is real” experience. Teaching kids to be responsible and yet COMFORTABLE around cars is the same thing, they ride in one every day, you let them sit in the drivers seat, but you also teach them that they are dangerous, even when not moving “fast”

  • @axelsrotting
    @axelsrotting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I remember my first trip to a mental hospital. I was extremely suicidal, and very scared of everything and everyone. So my grandmothers first thought when picking me up was to scream and make everything about her. She would be in the room at all my therapy sessions and she would even drag me out by my arm whenever she was brought up as a problem, and would even tell me to genuinely try to off myself whenever she got pissed and then blame it on her "temper". People like these parents make me sick to my stomach, when something extreme happens in your child's life and they keep telling professionals that your the problem, that means your the fucking problem. Don't make it worse.

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof hope you got better bud

    • @nilswettlin2012
      @nilswettlin2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh my, I hope you are better now

    • @arandomstranger6954
      @arandomstranger6954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hope you're better OP

    • @NaturalHealer12
      @NaturalHealer12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sorry to hear that bud.I hope you are feeling better now.😃

  • @fried_chicken8734
    @fried_chicken8734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Insane parent:Alone people should not get Disney +
    Me so alone that I have a body pillow:I’m not alone I’m with my people

  • @Veryfreshveryflourish24
    @Veryfreshveryflourish24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:07 Ohmygosh i would have never imagine that my meme would have made it to your video.

  • @Realisticallyliteral
    @Realisticallyliteral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "I got my uni degree for free-e"
    The best thing about Sweden, followed closely by IKEA.

    • @cosocosini6956
      @cosocosini6956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also followed by minecraft

    • @Realisticallyliteral
      @Realisticallyliteral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosocosini6956 valid

    • @Realisticallyliteral
      @Realisticallyliteral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cosocosini6956 but you need the IKEA to have the Minecraft

    • @505m-s4p
      @505m-s4p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best thing about sweden is Minecraft, free health care, free education, spotify, IKEA

    • @dontsubfortheloveofgod
      @dontsubfortheloveofgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Note To Self:
      *Move To Sweden*

  • @tachanka6680
    @tachanka6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Ah yes my favourite *WHOLESOME* TH-camr
    eDit: I did this edit for no reason. Enjoy it

    • @asher7303
      @asher7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The most wholesome TH-camr out there

    • @vyrva5690
      @vyrva5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      indeed

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What a Christian Reddit youtuber

    • @tachanka6680
      @tachanka6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sadface7463 yes

    • @ricardo3792
      @ricardo3792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *h o l e* some

  • @kohakukamei621
    @kohakukamei621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Disney+ was made for kids!"
    Literally the entire MCU being violent with harsh language and inappropriate jokes:

  • @saintcameron777
    @saintcameron777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I am a Christian myself and seeing lots of people under our religion being idiots discusts me.

    • @jbnatavio
      @jbnatavio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ikr being a Catholic (or Christian if you prefer) seeing other Christians just telling random people to love Jesus or you'll go to heck just pisses me off

    • @mrjayjay124
      @mrjayjay124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s why I stopped believing in religion!

    • @DkuroDraws
      @DkuroDraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      R e l a t a b l e

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Heyo, Some peopl ask me,
      “Do you believe in god”
      I say no
      I’m not an atheist , but I’m very in between in it. Once, someone got mad at me, and told me I was stupid, *for not knowing if I believed in god or not* i’m a _child_ i should not be worried about that

    • @arcanekitsune4202
      @arcanekitsune4202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@pillowmoment I think that means you're agnostic? And I think that's cool, everyone should believe in what they want. I'm an atheist, I only hate extremists and stupid customs.

  • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
    @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The Click: It's still kind of getting warm and nice outside
    Me: *Cries in Floridian*

  • @Toaster-draws
    @Toaster-draws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    "The oversized cheeto"
    I'm gonna use that xD

    • @alexandralignell5424
      @alexandralignell5424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Once we had an assignment in class to summarize an article and my friend drew a fat carrot to remember she was going to talk about Trump...

    • @h.krb7808
      @h.krb7808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      im sure you will buddy

  • @infinitevoid___
    @infinitevoid___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    quotes from my mom
    "You have no free will."
    "You should do more work around the house." me: *cleans their plates without complaint after cooking them a meal I wasn't allowed to eat.*
    "We had good luck with the first 2 so far so we thought a third would be nice. Worst mistake we made as a couple." at my birthday when talking to a friend.
    "Your opinion doesn't matter"
    "Alright then we're going to the 5:30 am mass" context: I finally built up enough confidence to tell them I'm atheist.
    "Stop talking to your sister" context: my sister is in college and is less. She is the only direct member in my family that isn't slightly abusive to me.
    "You have nothing to be sad about. Go get me a beer." I tried to talk about my depression and other mental problems.

  • @bungojisatsu
    @bungojisatsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Did one of them actually put the contact name of their mother to “Child” in japanese 😂

    • @akiramochi3978
      @akiramochi3978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMG I noticed too XD

    • @renhey9979
      @renhey9979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's confusing

    • @satapon4129
      @satapon4129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      子 is child, not こ

    • @1ial691
      @1ial691 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Miwa Kaneko 『Satapon』
      The Professional [TM]