Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.
That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.
po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls. It's very dark
Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.
The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument. The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments". For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo. The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.
Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year. Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.
I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.
It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues. However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.
me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol
I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.
A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.
"Bleedin' Elf, innit." Poundland would be the only retailers I'd trust to produce a toy elf that bleeds profusely from EVERY orifice, when squeezed. It's not Christmas without one. Elf on the shelf. You're allowed three shots at him with a .45 pistol. If you can't hit it, you have to take the bastard home with you.
My dog loves your intros for some reason. Whether it's the festive ones, the 'hello' one or the 'blugh'. His ears pick up and he looks at the television.
I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D
Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..
The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...
That Elf on the Shelf bullshit is an invented tradition. You say "book that came out years ago" but we're only talking about 2005 here; it's hardly a tale from the old country.
Where is it written that traditions have to be ancient? Are you the arbitor of how long something has to be to be a tradition? Who gave you this power?
Isn't it nice when you watch one youtuber for 5 years and literally nothing changes, ashens welcomes in Christmas for me.
Going Off Topic I love his consistency. Something to look forward to every holiday 💖
Same it's not Christmas till Stuart eats some greatly out of date treat's
Ashens is a solid rock in times of uncertainty.
Agreed, it's thoroughly comforting
Once you reach max level you stop leveling up
FINALLY! it's not christmas til the ashens christmas special drops!
"This probably isn't edible"
"Eats it 30 seconds later"
The Ashens way
Yeah, as if the foil coming off would stop him when he's eaten 30-40 year old things.
Ah yes, the classic Ashens quote: "Eats it 30 seconds later" indeed.
Think you don't know how quotes work.
Tulanir1 "I'm not going to eat this hideously expired thing obviously"
30 seconds later
"okay I'm going to just try a tiny little bit"
I mean, the couch itself is probably more toxic than the chocolate
Elves Behavin' Badly sounds like a site you probably wouldn't want kids visiting. Declaring it's loaded with "naughty fun" makes the whole situation infinitely worse.
It's probably just a collection of those "naughty elf on the shelf" pics you see on Facebook. Just more disappointment for you.
just wait for years later when that domain name gets re-registered as an actual p*rn site and some kids find that web address…
"RRY CH" EVERYBODY
Izzy Gordon and “PPY NE” to you also.
Izzy Gordon you too
Appi burfdai...
RRY CH to you too
"RRY CH" for the staaars
Year after year Poundland manages to deliver exquisite tat. Sterling work...
You've heard of elf on a shelf now get ready for RRYCH
The elf on the shelf is watching you, be careful of all that you do.
(Get it? 'Cause the elf on the shelf seems like a creepy pervert.)
RRYCH on the SYTTH
RRY CH on the couch
Ashens proceeds to get russian mode on 😂😂😂
The music from that novelty tie will haunt my dreams
I could imagine that working well in a Christmas themed horror game
I always love how Stuart punches any hollow chocolate treats just like Gordon Ramsay does to a raw piece of salmon.
That music from the tie sounds like that cliche thing they do in horror movie trailers where music starts playing and it's all normal at first then starts playing slower and at a lower frequency for super scary/dramatic effect.
I feel like the chocolate santa is going to offer me a deal to become a magical girl
... whether you like it or not!
Spaghetti-Spider become meguca
po the slendytubbie It's face is similar to kyubey ／人◕‿‿◕人＼from Madoka magica. He offers them wishes in exchange for becoming magical girls.
It's very dark
Ashens doesn't realize the destructive potential of a flail made from useless Christmas socks filled with sharp rocks.
That chocolate looked like that glowing alien Homer saw in the woods on that episode of the Simpsons, that ended up being Mr. Burns...
- SlickLilAshley - ‘I bring you peeeeeeace’.
Don’t be afraid.
It really did 😂😂
Bro it do
“YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” (Jumps to dot the exclamation point)
Ahahahah! That choco Santa is fantastic... Instantly reminded me of Mr. Burns in that one Simpsons episode where he's like, all floaty and going "I briiing you looove..." You know the one.
Yahhhhh!
The Springfield Files, great episode
Turnip Head You're right, I do know the one.
I was terrified of that episode as a kid 😂
🎶Snow is falling, all around me, children playing, having fun,
Tis' the season of love and understanding, RRY CH everyone! 🎶
it's begining to look like rry ch
Dicaprio Delorean it is hahaha
All I want for rry ch
is o
The violin (violin) is a kind of super clean orchestra played to ring carry instruments. It is widely spread all over the world, is the modern orchestra string of the main instrument. In the music it plays very important position, is the pillar of the modern symphony orchestra, but also has the difficult playing skills solo instrument.
The emergence of modern violin has been 300 years of history, is the western music since the 17th century in one of the most important instruments as the instrument queen, was also the production is itself a gate violin for fine art. The violin beautiful tone, close to a broad range, and the performance is strong, it was born from that day on, he's been in the instrument of significant position, for people loved. If the piano is "the king of Musical Instruments, then the violin is" the queen of instruments".
For centuries, the world famous composer wrote a lot of violin classic works, violinist in this instrument into the soul, the development of the superb performance art. The violin can concerts and solo.
The violin is a string of four bowed instruments, the family is the main members of the family system of other members are: (the viola, the cello and the bass). Modern violin originated from Italian Craig mona, in 1600-1750 years to become the largest violin production center. The famous master making guitars are: Nicola Amati (nicolas, Marty), Antonio Stradivari (Antonio Stella bottom tile), and Giuseppe Guarneri (ji plug pu - melon nai); They made instruments so far are priceless. The violin's fifth tune: g, d1, a1, e2, register more than three and a half group, is all orchestra indispensable instrument, also after instruments.
Finally, someone bothered to turn this into a copypasta
Every year I wait for this. Every year I watch this several times throughout the year.
Am I sad? Perhaps. But I know a good video series when I see one.
Pretty sure the chocolate santa, was once a Halloween ghost, which had its foil removed and replaced with santa 🎅
that dying santa tie should be the intro to your christmas videos
Disclaimer on back of reindeer treats: "May have an adverse effect on activity and attention in children." Merry Christmas, parents! Lol
I've learned from watching Stuart's videos that that is a common message to see on food packaging in the UK, and it is apparently because of some of the artificial colors, which they refer to as "E numbers." Seems whatever government administration handles food there decided that certain artificial food colorings can cause hyperactivity in children.
Wow! Thank you, no such warnings here in the USA (maybe why we are all such messes!) Lol
It's odd, isn't it? I never considered something like that could cause those kinds of issues.
However, there's also the whole thing where a lot of people believe that excess sugar causes children to be hyperactive and that's been disproven as far as I know, so it's possible they are wrong about the colorings as well, especially given I've never heard of another country given warnings about them like that.
I suppose it makes some kind of sense when a product is full of total amounts of crap for the producer to have some kind of self-saving disclaimer?
Oh, yeah, definitely. It's just strange that it's something I've never really seen elsewhere.
Rrych, and 2motech. The Christmas season gods of the Chthonic mythos.
😅 underated comment give me a good laugh
me and my housemates got that banner for our christmas party and in january we’re gonna move the letters around to say ‘shit arse’ instead, gotta get our moneys worth lol
Sophie Kelly I think I need to get one now
I would keep that up year round
hearing ashen laugh the way he did with the door is my favorite thing thats happened all week
R1GHTS1DE nothing will beat that violin video
adachi
dante
@@R1GHTS1DE how's the kids
@@morganfreeman2102 Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
I want those socks cause they are indeed meta.
the intro music is so jolly and nice. :)
henlo-ho-ho
detonate
When I think of "Elves Behaving Badly," I thought of the Elves... well, you know...
Seeing Ashens deck a chocolate Santa is more satisfying to watch than it probably should be.
"Can be eaten by reindeer or children!" Because you know, they're almost the same thing......
I’ve never seen a difference. Once I thought I saw Rudolph but it was just a kid with a cold.
I think the Snow Girl "egg" was one of the ones me and my girlfriend brought in for you, it was actually purchased less than an hour before seeing you at the book tour. Genuinely can't believe that it was already 9 months out of date. I'll have to actually check that next time.
It’s fine ashen loves out of date food he has a whole thing of eating out of date food
“Does the hat come off?” *RRRIP* “Yeah.”
its a ghost coved in Santa foil
Nah, it's definitely Voldemort.
o w o
it looks more like a kkk member
Its a alien, poundland has branches in alfa centuri now, saves money on production, its almost Human near enough
It is the spirit of Christmas!
Chocolate looks like a child's drawing inside the foil. That face contains nightmares, eat cautiously.
Its Caillou!
I never get tired of that brown sofa... :)
Someone make a gif of just Ashens punching the chocolate Santa
Done!
@@garym0630 send me it
A queue of pissed off elves hammering at a door that will never open. We were going to get one that opened, a few years back, but the temptation to mount it over the kitchen bin, or high up on a wall, would have been just too great.
"A filthy boy has layed his eggs in here" my new favorite thing ever
That last bit was frankly somewhat reassuring. Thank you
'Snow Girl' is one of my favourite animated films - right up there with 'Playthings Cowboy Adventure' and 'Beautiful Woman & Animal'.
Aw, lucky boy! You got the chocolate Dark Lord. That means you also have to host next year's christmas special. We are truly blessed.
Nothing says Christmas than an Ashens Christmas special
Does anyone else get a cozy feeling watching ashens????
"Fuckin door dont open" best line
rrych sounds like a designer clothes line, if I ever make one I'm using that name
Ainsley Harriott VEVO pronounced "riche"... I can see that being a high fashion house
CapnHMCrunch 5 years from now it will be a well known name
Ainsley Harriott VEVO - Cloths? As in cleaning cloths?
Atheist Orphan oops, i missed the E
Ye hee boaii
Rry ch everyone!
The Wormheaded Chocolate Voldemort sounds like a rare species of bird.
Oohh, Ashens. My favourite videos from you are the tat-filled ones!
I hope Stuart punching chocolate never goes away. It makes me so happy.
Wahey! Look forward to this day every year
Have a good 'en, Stu.
Time for my favourite Christmas tradition!
Yes all year of waiting
Is Rrych the brother of Slepp?
Rrych is clearly the sister of Slepp, she wants you teeth.
Didn’t they make Srar Wals?
Some lucky kids may get their bones back for Christmas. Only to give them back after.
you mad bro
AND GIFT RRYCH THE TOTEM YOUR SKIN!
The chocolate man looks like what I imagine Edvard Munch's The Scream would look like after its anxiety subsides.
I like that. It seems like some sort of future enlightened genderless alien race from Star Trek or something.
MR HANKEY THE CHRISTMAS POO HAS BEEN THE CENTREPIECE OF CHRISTMAS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS !!
HOW DARE YOU INSULT HIS GOOD NAME
Ashens doesn't like fiber!
"Bleedin' Elf, innit." Poundland would be the only retailers I'd trust to produce a toy elf that bleeds profusely from EVERY orifice, when squeezed. It's not Christmas without one. Elf on the shelf. You're allowed three shots at him with a .45 pistol. If you can't hit it, you have to take the bastard home with you.
This year's chocolate santa is a suspicious looking bishop. Can you feel the Christmas spirit? I know the child can.
😅 ☠️
Thank you Ashens, you are the first TH-camr I have seen this year who has even bothered to celebrate RRY CH.
Ashens, the door is sealed by MAGIC.
I only know it is Christmas because of this video every year.
Ashens back at it again with the wholesome content
ashens are one of my favorite youtubers. 2021, and still hans't changed one bit
Stuart come on, it’s 1 o clock in the bloody morning. I’m trying to sleep!
Cameron Richards Uk I'd imagine hahahah
yeah, why did he upload so late
Ainsley Harriott VEVO his main audience is American and this is prime viewing time for them.
Cameron Richards what time does he call this?
Big Surge true, but surely he would be asleep. yet again, I'm awake at the same time in the same place so I guess I can't really say that
Honestly I love my Christmas tradition of binge watching ashens around Christmas
I'd buy mr Hankey the Christmas poo song over most of the Christmas songs that are played Constantly
Mr Hankey is probably one of the better christmas albums ever created. Sure beats whatever the family is blasting every god damn year
Already looking forward to Easter special
George Sampson and Valentine's special
This is my favorite Christmas tradition 💖 I look forward to your holiday specials every year!
Looks like they replaced Santa with the Michelin man. I hope someone gets that
Doesn’t Michelin man make my tires
Cherrycola 3000 pretty sure Santa does that
The christmas special never fails to amuse me.
Who the hell would buy that usb cable?
Dr.PanCakes Big Clive would, if for no other reason than to wire it to the mains and make it explode.
Your profile makes this comment so good
someone as unstable as lapis lazuli would
Paul Drake depends how much he's drank. Sober Clive would probably make it into a more useful light or string several together.
Dr.PanCakes Me
My dog loves your intros for some reason. Whether it's the festive ones, the 'hello' one or the 'blugh'. His ears pick up and he looks at the television.
I have college in the morning... it’s 1 am I need to do college assessments? But you know what’s more important? Ashens and his sofa.... time to fail :D
Oddly enough... It's still 1am. How odd.
@@athenathegreatandpowerful6365 I didn’t fail I now have a uni degree lol
I'm glad this up I look forward to this and the Doctor who Christmas special every year .
Why must he always punch chocolate?
elin111 To assert dominance
That's all it's good for.
To test for grass masks
do you not?
"Punching Chocolate" sounds like a horrible euphemism.
This is the reason I look forward to Christmas.
5:16 Me when I try to pull a door that says "Push"
Ashens got me the only thing I really wanted for Christmas.... Scenic views of that beautiful sofa ! Keep it up my boy!
I so waited for this one :D
I remember watching your videos when I was younger, I appreciate for what you do.
RRYCH EVERYONE
MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS!
Thanks, you too, and a PPYNE!
Flandre's wings as a phone charging cable, why not
Thank you now Christmas has started
Been eagerly waiting for this everyday the past week.
Can someone please explain that damn face that he has pop up all the time? I've seen almost every video he's ever done and I've never seen it explained in any way..
It is a fellow TH-camr named Mentski.
Wait, is not Big Clive?
It's Mentski, it has always been Mentski. They do look a lot like each other, though.
Chocolate worm Santa had me rolling. What the fudge is that?? Lel
YAY! Christmas tat!!😄
That Santa was horrifying once the veil was stripped away....
Merry Christmas, Ashens!
That chocolate santa omg
Shane Kneeshaw 😱😱😱😱
Its great to see a good TH-cam Channel survive this long.
rry ch, Stuart!
I love Ashens channel. Honest, funny guy. An unlikely star of the internet. Keep them coming m8.
Who does Ashens always flash on the screen? the bald guy with the beard? I feel like im missing a joke everytime he does it.
It's the great Mentski. Buy a t-shirt.
you have no idea how much i've been waiting for this
The snow girl thing makes no sense. Presumably they used 'snow girl' because they don't have have the licensing for Frozen. Yet, they use the actual frozen characters...
Gee, Thanks for that very comforting message at the end
Merry Shitsmas
Merry Crisis
One of the first Ashens' videos I laughed at for a long time.
That Elf on the Shelf bullshit is an invented tradition. You say "book that came out years ago" but we're only talking about 2005 here; it's hardly a tale from the old country.
To be fair, 2005 *is* years ago. About twelve, if my math is correct.
wasn't he talking about elves on general?
Huh, I've only really heard of it this year thanks to the meme.
Where is it written that traditions have to be ancient? Are you the arbitor of how long something has to be to be a tradition? Who gave you this power?
Every tradition is an invention by people
These Christmas videos always bring a feeling of nostalgia because the first video I watched of yours was one of these in 2011 believe.